Open Game Day Thread: Titans Vs. Texans - Second Half
I'm going to post the defense's stats again. Why? They just had their best half of football all season, so it deserves to get some praise.
In five drives, the Houston Texans defense has allowed zero points, two 1st downs, 54 total offensive yards (which Nick Scurfield says is the second lowest total in franchise history), and four (4) total yards to Chris Johnson. There has been one Mario Williams sack, three times Brian Cushing has tackled someone for a loss, a Glover Quin interception, and a Kareem Jackson pass defensed.
I am stunned, but what doesn't stun me? Arian Foster and Andre Johnson leading the offensive charge against the Titans defense. The Texans are up 14-0 with 30 minutes of football left.
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LETS GO!!!!
WOOOO!!!!!!
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I'm glad we're playing well
But we are only up by two TD’s…..
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by distant_texans_fan on Nov 28, 2010 1:33 PM CST reply actions
62 yards for them on offense
yikes
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
Lights went out
I come back and is i am happy at what i see. GO TEXANS
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grammar fail
hug lol
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I'm telling you
This is only going to get better.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 28, 2010 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
How awesome is it that 2/3 of Randy Moss's catches as a Titan
Have been passes aimed at someone else?
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 28, 2010 1:34 PM CST reply actions
foster has 19 touches
for 110+ yards already
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He is amazing.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 28, 2010 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
Also
Dan Fouts is like Socrates compared to Steve Tasker.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 28, 2010 1:35 PM CST reply actions
these guys haven't been too bad today actually
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CUSHING = BEAST
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cushing owns cj
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Amobi Okoye has gotten some good penetration this game.
Tim must be so proud in his 91 jersey.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Glover Quin
covered him like a glove… i see what you did there
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CUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
shoulda let pollard take that
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f55wGfOVhGs
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by distant_texans_fan on Nov 28, 2010 1:39 PM CST up reply actions
that and that other then cushing
the next highest tackle count is two. Cush has 5.
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
Hope he remembers this on Thursday
against the puppy stomper..
"There is always someone on your heels that will keep you on your toes!"~Arian Foster
No, that's Pollard's job
Bonecrusher has priority on QBs
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by The Night Owl on Nov 28, 2010 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
Weird thought but
Is it even remotely possible that this defense has FINALLY turned the corner? Or is it the Rusty effect helping us?
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100% Rusty
Just wait until Vick gets started on this mess….
I'm gonna vote Rusty.
But I won’t underestimate the kind of impact this kind of game can have a defense whose confidence has to be completely shot at this point.
Not that I’d expect this from here on out, but better play may not be out of the question.
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You really made an account to just ask that?
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
So this is what we do?
When we are up by 14, we fantasize about what losing would be like?
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
Seriously what's wrong with CJ??????
by BleedBattleRed on Nov 28, 2010 1:40 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Brian Cushing.
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Nov 28, 2010 1:40 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
Hey love the texans but they’re going nowhere with kubes do we really want 2 more years of mediocrity
quit trolling
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
wow, you just come up with all these good smileys, don't you?
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by The Night Owl on Nov 28, 2010 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
I wish Dallas was a part of Texas
So i could watch this game. But no Im stuck in this shithole where they show Giants Jags instead because Dallas isn’t part of Texas
by forloveofthegam3 on Nov 28, 2010 1:42 PM CST reply actions
Well in the city of Dallas defense...
Its really the NFLs fault… but just goes to show they dont view Dallas as part of Texas
by forloveofthegam3 on Nov 28, 2010 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
bootlegs are so predictable
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Dreesen!
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definitely
I think this needs to be brought up more often in the Smithiak sucks debate.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
I come in to check the score.
well thats a pleasant surprise.
Schuab has been really iffy
on these downings this year
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
I don't think so... there was an offensive player in the area...
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
not really
I mean there was a guy who was there 2 seconds before he threw it, but it was obviously not even an attempt to get it to him
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
Huh... it just looked to me like he got hit as he was releasing it and didn't get all of it that he wanted to...
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
he loves some titans dick
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way to go Schaub
keep holding on to the ball
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Definitely
Hoping weird stuff really does only come in 3's
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 28, 2010 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
Winston has been a bitch all game!
"There is always someone on your heels that will keep you on your toes!"~Arian Foster
We got a bounce our way.... literally
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Anyone can make it through the middle
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by Barryfromtexas on Nov 28, 2010 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
Meh
I’m cool with that
Frank Bush delenda est
Our ST has been pretty bad this year
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
In comparison to previous years
worse blocking on returns, and my guess is that we are allowing longer returns as well.
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
when you look at field position stats
we come out pretty good most of the time
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
I'd say unremarkable, not bad.
It’s been somewhat of a strength in previous years though.
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this I agree with
we used to bust em all the time but not so much any more…..part blocking, part returners.
I still think we should put McManis back there
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HAHAHAHA YAY!
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Wow?
Neil Rackers is the NFL’s all-time leading tackler among kickers. He just added to his total, giving him 44 career special teams tackles
"Lord, beer me strength."
OPI on a screen pass?
What happened there?
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by distant_texans_fan on Nov 28, 2010 1:54 PM CST reply actions
I was saying CJnoK at the bar
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Nov 29, 2010 12:53 AM CST up reply actions
Defense is shining due to
Lack of missed tackles
by fgp on Nov 28, 2010 1:55 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I don't know
But after the punt time out good stuff happened
Hoping weird stuff really does only come in 3's
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 28, 2010 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
It'd be nice if the D could get a little confidence out of this game...
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
great use of a time out
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
Terrible
Might as well draw straws for punt/kick returner….. Vonta, want to give it a try?
Vonta Leach.
13 career returns, 162 yards, long of 26.
So at least he has experience.
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first down!
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Got to be the lamest thing ever in the NFL
That ridiculous “…another first down” PA thing they do at Reliant….
I mean he only has 28 touches
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
save the sarcasm for the haters
I’m not complaining about his carries bro, I’m saying he’s our best player of the game, so give him the ball.
got it?
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
I'm saying
lets not run him into the ground, theres 5 more games after this.
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
no prob
I could have been less sarcastic
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Slap fight!
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by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2010 2:09 PM CST up reply actions
yea, too hard, too high...
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schaub... what a fucking moron...
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Yeah... hitting him in the hands... what a punk
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
that was too fast too high too close
schaub should have just tucked and ran
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Duh...
Wonder why Matt can’t figure that out?
No
Just sick of 9 years of mediocrity, with no effort from Ownership to correct this issue…..
Last time an NFL playoff game was held in Houston? 01-16-1993 – that is 17 year ago…
on a team with a rookie 3rd round QB
Impress me by beating just two of four (IND, SD, JAX, NYJ)
Old man advice here...
There are going to be PLENTY of times to be legitimately disappointed/angry in your life.
You’d BETTER learn to squeeze out whatever enjoyment you can get from the good times and stop pissing in the punch bowl.
Feel free to ignore me… This is free.
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
by DilloTex on Nov 28, 2010 2:15 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
THIS▲
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by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2010 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
biggest rival?
Do you really think so? Why?
I fell more like IND, since IND wins the division almost every year and has generally dominated the Texans?
Maybe it’s a “Bud” thing for some fans..
It shows... try to throw in a "half-full" comment every 50 or so...
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
Well,
they should beat DEN and maybe TEN again… Hard to pick them in any other game at this point…
Learn the difference between hating and reality.
No offense,
but do you really feel that a game thread is the best place for this? And that too during a game we are winning?
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
Sorry,
I’m out. Maybe the Texans can register they second ever shutout.
Amobi with some SERIOUS penetration
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Does Schaub think he's too slow to get 3 yards?
by fanoflosingteams on Nov 28, 2010 2:07 PM CST reply actions
Vince Young is at home laughing rite now
by fanoflosingteams on Nov 28, 2010 2:08 PM CST reply actions
...in between psychotic ramblings into the mirror
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
...shirtless, with a bottle of Patron and five shirtless dudes behind him.
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
He won't be laughing
when he is sitting on the bench somewhere else next year
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
HEY! Maybe we could get him to replace this sh*tty Schaub!!!
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
and sucking on his injured thumb
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
WOOOOO!
i turned it over to that channel just to watch (I LOVE NFL TICKET!)
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z\what the hell was he thinking?
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lucky
luky we didnt let them challenge that
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woo, glad we got that play off
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Offense is pretty flat in the 2nd half
I was kinda afraid of that. I hope like hell our defense keeps the peddle down.
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bullshit flag
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So now comes the massive display of FAIL
You know it’s coming. It’s inevitable!!!
Fuck Nolan !!!
Here we go
by AllenOU on Nov 28, 2010 2:20 PM CST via mobile reply actions
you cant tell in the moment if he stepped out or not, come on.
serious bullshit…
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hopefully the d gets pissed
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Is it time for overwhelming pessimism yet!?
We must be close.
Texans fan.
Now it's time for overwhelming optimism again.
This thread knows no middle ground; all emotions to the extreme!
Texans fan.
Moss for a TD
Or cj.
Unless cushing destroys someone
Or they keep fucking themselves
by AllenOU on Nov 28, 2010 2:23 PM CST via mobile reply actions
... pollard...
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I fear they score
Then we go three and out
by AllenOU on Nov 28, 2010 2:25 PM CST via mobile reply actions
fuck your fear hahaha
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unless quin gets an INT
"No matter where you go....There you are" - Buckaroo Banzai
by buckaroo_banzai on Nov 28, 2010 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
Int Quin
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FUCKING LOVE it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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FUCK YEAH
PASS RUSH FTW
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
With a broken hand
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
Really?
Damn, maybe we shold break Kareem’s too…
Redeemed himself for the last two games
Well sorta..
by fgp on Nov 28, 2010 2:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
We know dude but dont bust the bubble
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
It's all about perspective.
Yeah, it’s a rookie making his first career start, but the defense still has to be in position and make the plays.
They can only play who’s on the schedule.
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but look at the secondary he's playing
so it really means that we don’t suck worse than a 6th round rookie, which is progress right?
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
To be fair Randy Moss has a 6th round rookie throwing to him.
But I’ll take the happy W!!! God we needed this.
Hope glover sends rusty a Xmas card
" hi rusty! Thanks for being born. "
Your new buddy
Glover
by AllenOU on Nov 28, 2010 2:26 PM CST via mobile reply actions
really... they want to show this... dicks...
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We need to pass more!
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
Quin is from New Mexico
The same New Mexico that is the WORST team in college football, New Mexico
by fanoflosingteams on Nov 28, 2010 2:29 PM CST reply actions
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WOW THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME
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my fantasy team thanks him
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I hope the woman with the new roller skates
is never given a gift again if I’m going to be subjected to songs like that.
Texans fan.
Let Glacier Ward
Give him a rest
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by Barryfromtexas on Nov 28, 2010 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
Foster
fosterfoserfosterfosterfosterfosterfosterfosterfosterfosterfoster
by theSpaceCityKid on Nov 28, 2010 2:32 PM CST reply actions
AJ getting to beat up finny love it
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andre just knocked the shit out of him, holy fuck
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AJ BEATIN THE SHIT OUT OF FINEGAN
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
Hope he just gets a fine
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
Schaub shouldn't be throwing much more anyway.
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Andre Johnson is my fucking hero.
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by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2010 2:36 PM CST reply actions 13 recs
JONSHON FUCKING WOOPED HIS ASS
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
Andre's problem is going to be that he put hands on the ref
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
Andre may miss Thursday's game...
but Finnegan was asking for it. Bitch got what he deserved,
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by TexansDC on Nov 28, 2010 2:37 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
That's my only
Real concern.
Frank Bush delenda est
he threw a punch too
so he might miss next week too
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by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2010 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
can someone get that as a .GIf?
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
by Joe25 on Nov 28, 2010 2:38 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Can haz?
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by peytonsurdaddy on Nov 28, 2010 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
Glad to see AJ fired up but...
You think he’ll get a suspension??
by Holy Germ on Nov 28, 2010 2:38 PM CST via mobile reply actions
If he isn't suspended
This might be the spark this fucking teams need
He will most likely miss Philly at least
by AllenOU on Nov 28, 2010 2:39 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Eh… Haven’t the Texans had enough “sparks” to turn the season around? AJ will get suspended.
by Holy Germ on Nov 28, 2010 2:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Go Giants
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by Barryfromtexas on Nov 28, 2010 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
damn it
i hate the titans and esp cortland finnegan, but damn i think AJ is gonna be suspended, pity because he woulda burned the philly secondary. boooo there goes our season.
KP
I cant believe they are showing it so much
BUT I LOVE IT!!!!
Its hard to get Andre that pissed
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Only one person has ever done it
and Andre kicked his ass both times.
by WhiskeyR on Nov 28, 2010 2:42 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I wish Kubiak would run the score up on these bastards...
Late field goals; go for two point conversions
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
Arian got the 1st down on 4th down
Time for the Texans to put it all away.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Seymour only got a fine
Not worrying about that until later.
Dre’s got a history of being a great player, Finnegan’s got the history of being a douche.
"Lord, beer me strength."
if you looked up "douche-bag" in the dictionary
Finnegan’s picture would be right there
"Are you f*cking kidding me???"
man, gotta pray
cuz the philly game is now officially the “most important game in franchise history”
KP
they may not suspend AJ
because of his mild mannered history? who knows, but probably not.
KP
He went to the U.
They teach you that during 2 a days
by fanoflosingteams on Nov 28, 2010 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
Kubiak could have gained my respect
Had he went and bodyslammwd Finnegan.
by Holy Germ on Nov 28, 2010 2:42 PM CST via mobile reply actions
That Heimerdinger stuff sux
Prayers to him and his family
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
by DilloTex on Nov 28, 2010 2:43 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Agreed
Hoping weird stuff really does only come in 3's
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 28, 2010 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe Dickerson will finally see the field?
Especially if DA is inactive again.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
Finny definitly threw the first punch there
might save aj from a longer suspension.
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
now he gets the history of getting his ass beat for it
I Want to Believe
by Fox Mulder on Nov 28, 2010 2:46 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Like that guy that charged Nolan Ryan on the mound...
…and go pwned.
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
That was so cool...
Ryan was just beating him with his pitching hand no less…
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
a shot to the end zone
to Dorin? Would love that
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
Hyeah... or selfishly I could use a Foster TD for my fantasy team...
I’m just sayin…
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
He is in
Hoping weird stuff really does only come in 3's
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 28, 2010 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
WOW havent seen a fight like that
are you guys scared AJ is gonna be suspended for thurs/.?>??
E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!
I'm not.
Seymour got just a fine for going after a QB.
’Dre just bitch-slapped a ho.
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Nov 28, 2010 2:46 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Not a fight
Dre whipped him.
Still, Finnegan’s got a history for being an instigator. Andre has a history for being legit. I think it’ll be a 50-75K fine.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Jerome Solomon
@JeromeSolomon Jerome Solomon
NFL doesn’t suspend for throwing a punch, especially a first-time offender against a punk who is always starting something. @JordanGodwin
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
by Joe25 on Nov 28, 2010 2:52 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
I don’t know. At first I thought for sure but Finnegan started it. Plus AJ has a clean history (outside of Finnegan). It’ll suck if Andre is suspended
by Holy Germ on Nov 28, 2010 2:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
It wouldn't surprise me.
Finnegan’s got a history as an instigator though and Andre’s record is sparkling, so you never know.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
Want to congradulate the titans for game.
And hope their franchise qb or what they were saying earlier this week is decet
by fgp on Nov 28, 2010 2:45 PM CST via mobile reply actions
The Titans are a fucking mess
They desere it
by Holy Germ on Nov 28, 2010 2:45 PM CST via mobile reply actions 3 recs
No shame in that
we have a 3 score lead
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
man we look good
against the hapless BE-SFs.
Maybe thursday we’ll play a real NFL team.
"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK
we are playing a real NFL team thursday
gonna be tough
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
wow what happened with AJ just a blow up or slowly boiling all game and finally boiled over? He is usually a pretty chill guy right?
In an Ideal world I would have all ten fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching.
I think him and Finnegan have history. But Finnegan was getting beat and I think he was messing with AJ. Then Finnegan took a cheap shot at AJ. Then AJ manhandled him
by Holy Germ on Nov 28, 2010 2:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Slowly boiling all game.
Finnegan has history as a thug, and he’s always tried to be overly physical with Andre (keyword tried, Finnegan is AJ’s bitch). Johnson finally hit his boiling point I guess.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
Plus if I was Finnegan I wouldn’t be laughing. He would have been destroyed had it not been stopped. AJ landed a couple decent shots considering.
by Holy Germ on Nov 28, 2010 2:51 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
nearly happens every time they play
They hate each other, much like we hate the Titans as a whole. Finnegan runs his mouth all day even though he gets owned every time AJ steps on the field against him. If he can’t beat you he tries to trap you into doing something stupid.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
your not the only ones, fisher seems to think dirty after the whistle crap is needed in football
In an Ideal world I would have all ten fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching.
As much as I like "squeaky clean"...
… I like a team that can “adapt”, if you know what I mean.
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
this abolust vodka back ground can kiss my ass
every time i click on the background it takes me the their FB page. LAME!
"Are you f*cking kidding me???"
by danorocks17 on Nov 28, 2010 2:47 PM CST reply actions 8 recs
Yes, please kill it.
I can’t even seem to adblock it.
Texans fan.
Giants just punished Garrard
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
3rd and 25 for the Jags
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
cue the methheads
saying Finnegan is not a dirty player, its all these other players that instigate him.
"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK
Bills going for the upset
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
He lead with his shoulder
Hoping weird stuff really does only come in 3's
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 28, 2010 2:55 PM CST up reply actions
Can i pls haz a shutout?
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
Typical
Hoping weird stuff really does only come in 3's
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 28, 2010 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
wow
moss could have had that if he tried
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
INT #3 QUIN
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
3-3-3-3-3-3-3-=Quinn!!!
"There is always someone on your heels that will keep you on your toes!"~Arian Foster
Now we just need the Colts to lose
and the ravens
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
You can have BFD if Colts lose the rest of their games
including this week’s
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
Who could turn that down?
I know I couldn’t.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 28, 2010 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
BigFatDrunk
I guess BFD needs to get added to BRB vocabulary.
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
Put a cast on all the D!
"There is always someone on your heels that will keep you on your toes!"~Arian Foster
Huh?
Have you ever heard Steve Tasker call a game? Fouts is like Howard Cosell by comparison.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 28, 2010 3:20 PM CST up reply actions
Agree
Tasker is by far worse.
He works with Gus who makes awesome call – strange pair.
Hoping weird stuff really does only come in 3's
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 28, 2010 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
Tasker definitely wins the dooshbag award on that one...
…but I know whereof danorocks17 speaks concerning Fouts… he was fairly dooshy himself today.
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
Can we see the fight just one more time?
by fanoflosingteams on Nov 28, 2010 2:59 PM CST reply actions
They would have been better off with the spleen-less wonder
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
Can it just be a video of AJ beating up Finny
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
yes please
I haven’t gotten to see it yet, and i hate Finnegan with a fiery, burning passion
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
ahhh dammit!
i can’t wait to move back to Texas!
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
– Alvis
Alvis bless us, everyone!!
OK, I know it was a lowly BESF Team
However, a shut-out?
WTF??
Hoping weird stuff really does only come in 3's
CJ
7 carries for 5 yards.. ROFL
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
Cushing =
Beast mode.
And Okoye = beast mode jr.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 28, 2010 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
Patrick Willis
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 28, 2010 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
Incorrect
Andre Johnson = Muhammad Ali

I thought this was already established
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by The Night Owl on Nov 28, 2010 3:44 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
It is my Wallpaper on my fone!!!
I heard Brian Cushing like to do it with girls in a really uncomfortable place and i am not talking about the back seat of a Volkswagen
Go Texans!
It is a good day to be a Texans fan
/savoring the moment
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
Yeah. It’s good to see a win but Philly next week….
by Holy Germ on Nov 28, 2010 3:04 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You guys crack me up...
I’ve never SEEN a bigger bunch of misery-addicts in my LIFE…
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
FIGHT REPLAY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGLa8VSoxIw
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
by nolander on Nov 28, 2010 3:00 PM CST reply actions 8 recs
TY Dear Sir
Rec’d
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
It doesn't show the upper cut but, it's goo'd
"There is always someone on your heels that will keep you on your toes!"~Arian Foster
I love Johnson
Way to beat that little loser up
It's hard bein whimpy
for what its worth
heres kuharsky’s take – seems like think dre’s rep will help him
Suspension talk: Andre Johnson scored a win in a fourth-quarter fight with Cortland Finnegan where both helmets came off and punches were thrown. They both got ejected. While Johnson’s got an exemplary record, Finnegan’s been warned that another finable offense could lead to a suspension.
KP
A)
WHERE THE FUCK HAS THIS D BEEN ALL YEAR?
B) Props to Quin for finally gettin the game he needs.
c) Courtland you are a piece of shit, I am glad Andre Kicked your ass.
I heard Brian Cushing like to do it with girls in a really uncomfortable place and i am not talking about the back seat of a Volkswagen
Go Texans!
Waiting to play against a third-string, first year, sixth round draft choice qb?
That’s my guess.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 28, 2010 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
Everyone seems to be missing another highlight of the fight
The shirtless tequila warrior walking off the field with AJ. I think this should be a mandatory pre-game ritual and hopefully he can take SHZ with him
by PassMeTheBleach on Nov 28, 2010 3:10 PM CST reply actions
Lucky me.
I didn’t need to drink any bleach today.
Rusty Smith released!
in other news, Vick and Kolb are placed on IR, and the Eagles sign Rusty off the waiver wire.
"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK
If only.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 28, 2010 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
What a Great Day It Is...
The Texans have finally awakened and Dre shows what his next career choice is…. Two weeks from now it is gonna be GOOD!!!
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!

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