Defensive Domination: Texans KO Titans 20-0
by TexansDC on Nov 28, 2010 3:08 PM CST
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It has been a while since we have had a positive post-game report, eh? It doesn't get more positive for Houston Texans fans than a 20-0 beatdown of the Tennessee Titans, the second shutout in franchise history. I'll say that again: The Texans, with the historically bad defense, just shutout the Titans.
Where to start? How about the defense? By far, Sunday's game was their best effort this season and, maybe, in franchise history. The Titans only had eight (8) first downs, 162 total yards, and were forced to four three-and-outs. Titans running back Chris Johnson was held to a career-low five (5!) rushing yards, primarily due to Brian Cushing meeting him in the backfield four or five times and Amobi Okoye getting great penetration.
Glover Quin, the much-maligned cornerback victim the past two weeks, redeemed himself with the first three interceptions of his career - the second and third coming in the red zone to keep the Titans off the board to preserve the Houston shutout. For those wondering, the three interceptions are a franchise record. Additionally, Quin broke up two other passes and limited Randy Moss to three catches for 23 yards.
Offensively, the Texans dinked-and-dunked all day, but they could afford to do that with 190 yards of rushing from Arian Foster and Derrick Ward. Foster, on top of his 143 rushing yards, also had nine catches for 75 yards.
Matt Schaub, though inconsistent today, threw two touchdowns to Joel Dreessen and Andre Johnson for the offense's only two touchdowns on the afternoon.
Speaking of Johnson, his nine receptions today put him over 60 on the season - making him the first wide receiver to have 60+ receptions in each of his first eight seasons. Yes, Andre Johnson did something that Jerry Rice didn't. Oh and Andre Johnson also put Cortland Finnegan in his place during a fight in the 4th quarter.
On a drive where Houston was running it down Tennessee's throat, Johnson and Finnegan were scrapping on the side. Finally, Finnegan pushed the wrong button, and 'Dre attacked. Johnson landed some clean shots, and both players were ejected from the game. As Chron.com's Jerome Solomon and Diehard Chris both speculated, the NFL doesn't typically suspend first-time offenders. Raiders DE Richard Seymour only received a fine for going after a pretty boy quarterback, so the normally mild-mannered Johnson, to their opinion, should only get a fine for going after a well-known cockroach. I also share that opinion, but the league, the only opinion that matters, won't decide until Monday or Tuesday.
It's a short week this week, but I encourage everyone to enjoy this especially sweet victory. There's more post-game fallout to come but sound off in the comments!
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Charger fan here..
Just wanted to say… Cortland finnegan is the biggest douchebag in the nfl
by Michaelt817 on Nov 28, 2010 3:11 PM CST reply actions 18 recs
almost
Vick still wins.
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
by nolander on Nov 28, 2010 3:12 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
yea, puppy-stomper
might have that one.
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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Vick has done worse stuff, no doubt.
But Vick is by all reports honestly attempting to be a better person. You can’t say that about Finnegan.
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Disagree
Vick has turned himself around.
by WhiskeyR on Nov 28, 2010 3:16 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
He killed things
finnegan whines like a girl. not even close.
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
Meh, he served his time
and it was off the field. By your logic, Ray Lewis is the biggest doughbag
by WhiskeyR on Nov 28, 2010 3:25 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Ray Ray was there
he didn’t stab anyone.
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
Were you there??
How do you know he didn’t stab anyone?
I'm the best there is at what I do.
by xmant2000 on Nov 28, 2010 9:06 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
The police said so?
I think they know more about it then you or I. Or where YOU there?
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
I was there.
I stabbed Ray Lewis, but he heals instantly, because he’s a supervillan.
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Ray Lewis got a lesser charge
For giving evidence against the other two guys involved. Only he knows I guess
Iron sharpens Iron
by Michael Hewitt on Nov 29, 2010 3:49 AM CST up reply actions
Oh I see
Well the police are never wrong are they!
I never claimed to be there. I merely wondered what made you so sure he didn’t stab anyone.
I'm the best there is at what I do.
Because the people who are in the best position to make that judgment
made the judgment that he didn’t. Facts are hard, lets go to the mall!
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
No one is saying he shouldn't get a second chance
but he is still a douchebag time served or not.
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
I could turn that around
and say that finnegan has served his punishment in fines, so we should forget all the stuff he has done.
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
Except that he continues to do it.
But really I can understand your point of view. Can’t fault you for it.
Can I despise both of them?
Is that an option?
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
Wouldn't the biggest douchebag be Donte' Stallworth then?
He actually killed another human being by driving drunk.
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by Synchysi on Nov 28, 2010 3:30 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Rae Carruth takes issue with this.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 28, 2010 3:31 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Forgot about him.
He may be disqualified since he’s no longer in the NFL though.
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Because he was convicted
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by The Night Owl on Nov 28, 2010 3:46 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
i can agree with this
but Cortland is still a little bitch lol
and Vick killed puppies… none of them are good people.
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Hmmmm... Vick kills puppies...
Finnegan is a bitch… You may be onto something there…
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
by DilloTex on Nov 28, 2010 3:55 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I don't mind calling all drunk drivers douchebags,
But I’m not sure Stallworth should be singled out because he’s the one who happened to kill someone. They’re all equally awful people in my book.
So how much of the NFL have we qualified for great douchebaggery at this point?
Texans fan.
Show of hands
Who here has never once driven while over the legal limit.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 28, 2010 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
me!
i dont drink… lol. never have. so I WIN!!! YAY ME!!!! (wait… does bleach count…?)
and yes, i am of age, its my choice. if you were wondering
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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Much respect.
But if people are being honest, we are going to see a lot of people raising there hands (virtually) around here.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 28, 2010 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
Me.
I never actually drink, so maybe I don’t count.
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Se my response to Kiratomi.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 28, 2010 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
*Raises hand*
Just sayin’ you aren’t less morally responsible because you were lucky enough not to kill someone.
Texans fan.
I've done it when I've had no choice
But I usually compensate by loading up on water & Red Bull an hour before hitting the road
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by The Night Owl on Nov 28, 2010 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
Which was an accident
because the guy was running across a road he shouldn’t have. He also then proceeded to take full responsiblity. But you still have a point.
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
so then... what about O.J.?
just to open that up.
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I think he's clearly not "in the NFL."
But I don’t think there’s any contest otherwise, is there?
Texans fan.
Dude was not guilty.
What?
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 28, 2010 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
I think we need to add some qualifiers to the original statement.
Such as only things that occurred on the field are being judged here.
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Since Vick said on TV that...
at the time it was happening, he didn’t know that it (stomping puppies) was wrong, I have serious concerns whether that is something that a little jail time “cures”… I’m with Nol here.
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
How we treat different kinds of animals is tricky moral business
but no question Vick was doing what he did intentionally and with no qualms at all. That suggests that he has some serious moral problems that I too will not just assume were cured in jail. If I knew him personally he may be able to change my mind, but otherwise I assume he still has issues.
Texans fan.
Tricky for some...
… but not for all.
Killing a “companion animal” isn’t that tricky for me. If he somehow thought of the dogs as a “food animal” and was killing them as mercifully as possible for nutrition it would be a completely different situation (to me, admittedly) than slamming a dog into the ground because it wasn’t “mean enough”.
My issue here is the blackness of soul that his behavior represented and while he has said all of the things that his “handlers” have recommended, I’m not buying it yet. I don’t have to. I think that the guy is a crafty, athletically gifted thug and over time, if I’m right, he will make that clear. Until then, he continues to make a lot of money playing football.
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
I second this.
That beatdown was a long-time coming.
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yea that's been coming for a LONG time
Finnegan is the biggest shit talking bitch in the league. He constantly gets owned by AJ so the only thing he can try to do is get under his skin, which he does a great job of.
This time it cost him a couple of teeth. Dre’s a big dude and he landed three clean ones that I saw, right to his dome.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
I think my favorite thing (after seeing Finnegan get rocked by AJ)
Was seeing Finnegan smiling over at the Texans’ bench and rubbing it in while not realizing that he was about to get shipped too.
Oh, the awesomeness.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 28, 2010 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
The only thing that would've made it better
Would’ve been the Texans fans erupting in a “Na nana na. Na nana na. Hey Hey. Goodbye.” Chant. Where the hell were the BRB guys to start that one up?!
I saw that too.
Amazing how big a smile he had on his face considering that his team was getting the shit kicked out of it.
It's been a while since we won a game.
And it’s been a long, long while since we won a game so convincingly.
And it’s been a long, long, long while since we won a game so convincingly against Satan’s minions.
Cortland Finnegan, 
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 28, 2010 3:13 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
best pic ever
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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Rec'd
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 28, 2010 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
Can not wait till the rematch
I think we should send some scrub into the game to knock him out again.
I nominate Frank Bush.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 28, 2010 3:21 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
In this case, looks aren't deceiving.
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That was good
but the uppercut was better.
I can’t stand Finnegan, but if ‘Dre misses the next game, that’s gonna suck.
Goo'd x8
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by The Night Owl on Nov 28, 2010 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
36 recs and growing.
This better crack 100.
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by bone31crusher on Nov 28, 2010 5:00 PM CST up reply actions
Now its 45,
The last time something got rec’d this much, Roethlisberger was suspended for 6 games
"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim
This will at least hit 80 recs by midnight. Lol
When a child asks you what a douchebag is, just say Cortland Finnegan.
Doubt it...
I’d imagine at least 75% of Texans fans are in a passed out, drunken stupor about right now.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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We're getting support from other fans
I know fans of….Indy, New York (NFC), San Diego, Denver, Pittsburgh, and one other team have come to congratulate the Dre Beatdown
"Lord, beer me strength."
I think i saw a LA Glitter Kittie here earlier too.
That accounts for two of the recs at most
When a child asks you what a douchebag is, just say Cortland Finnegan.
by BabyBeezy03 on Nov 28, 2010 9:32 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
64...
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by distant_texans_fan on Nov 29, 2010 12:49 AM CST up reply actions
Assault.
Wow. Very entertaining
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by Ice0ne (CAJ) on Nov 29, 2010 10:56 PM CST up reply actions
Very big W - Congrats Texans
Good to see Quin rebounded well for this game. Fantastic job!
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by Zoltan from Budapest on Nov 28, 2010 3:14 PM CST reply actions
Thanks.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 28, 2010 3:14 PM CST up reply actions
Does that make
Frank Bush Christopher? I can only hope.
Frank Bush delenda est
Kubiak gave game balls to:
G-Lover (obvious)
Arian Foster (obvious)
Frank Bush (understandable, but I’m far from convinced)
and…
Andre Johnson (All is forgiven, Gary!)
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 28, 2010 3:19 PM CST reply actions
Wow Cush was MONSTROUS today
Winners never quit. Quitters never win. But those who never win AND never quit are idiots.
Yeah
Although I think he was better in the first half.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 28, 2010 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
Hopefully none, considering he's a model citizen
And Finnegan is a piece of shit.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 28, 2010 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
Finnegan has a history of shit!! I do think they will suspend Dre for Thursday's game which
he will be sorely missed.
by inquisitiveman on Nov 28, 2010 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
All indications I'm seeing is that he may not face suspension at all.
First time offender and everything. Richard Seymour only got a fine for decking Roethlisberger.
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I bet the league paid him to do that.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 28, 2010 3:36 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Steeler fan here
1st. Thanks for Dre laying some wood to Finnegans head. Long overdue for an overrated CB who talks to much
2nd. I would be very surprised if Johnson WASNT suspended. His crystal clear previous record helps, but I think he will get 1 game at least just because of how it looked on the television, which was an absolute beat down. Goodell is Goodell, and I expect him to make players fear losing control like that
The difference in the Richard Seymour-Big Ben hit was that Ben for one had his helmet on, and also really only got shoved to the ground by his face. He didnt toss the helmet off and lay into some guys unprotected head with violent swings whilst the guy [Finnegan] lay cowering on his hands and knees (still the best part, Finnegan shown for the bitch that he is)
Iron sharpens Iron
by Michael Hewitt on Nov 28, 2010 4:09 PM CST up reply actions
Ya this is my big concern.
No AJ for the Eagles game.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Nov 28, 2010 4:39 PM CST up reply actions
We have 2 primetime games coming up...
No way the league supspends the the best WR in the game.
Don't ask me! Ask Google, you dumb Yahoo!
CBS post-game says both 80 and douchebag should expect fines.
MCM says that douchebag has been warned in the past that his next action could earn him a suspension.
"Lord, beer me strength."
I say we all chip in a little for AJ's fine...
He’ll donate it anyways, but he did what he needed to. And we all loved it.
3 Keys to Victory
1) Cushing being moved back to SAM. It OBVIOUSLY made a huge difference.
2) Getting the ball to AJ early and often.
and finally.
3) Quin having a broken hand. Seriously. Can we just have him break it every week from now on?
Also
Not having Diles on the field too much.
And having Arian Foster. That helped.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 28, 2010 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
The Reverend
How could I forget his presence, too? Good call out tGC. Arian Foster was a beast, but it was the O-Line because even Ward had a fantastic day.
Brian Cushing
6 solo tackles. 4 for loss. At least two passes defensed.
Sounds like he’s found a better masking agent.
/joking
/not really
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 28, 2010 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
Common rule is it takes 4 games, after time off, to get up to speed. Add in the position changes….and having to cover for Zac Diles’ suckitude….and it makes sense that he’s finally getting back to his old self now.
"Lord, beer me strength."
I want to agree with you....but one game against a bad offense is not the proper measuring stick.
Vick and the Eagles will be the real test. Hopefully Cush is back to form because we will need him.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
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by TexansForever on Nov 28, 2010 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
they're showing Andre in the locker room getting his game ball
everyone seems to love that he kicked Finnegan’s ass
He apologized to the team for it
Andre apologized in the locker room to his team about the fight
Cowher: That’s a classy guy right there. Serious fines will be handed out for this.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Agree
He should own that shit.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 28, 2010 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
I suspect he will.
The apology was for show, and to try to avoid suspension.
Texans fan.
I like people who beat the shit out of Cortland Finnegan.
Wish it happened every week day hour minute second.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 28, 2010 3:47 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Andre's Rick James impression
I’m andre Johnson he’s cortland finnegan; what’s he gonna do smack me back?
by MadMartygan on Nov 28, 2010 3:36 PM CST via mobile reply actions 3 recs
Congrats Texans Fans
Your team showed the kind of grit and determination that us Titans fans used to enjoy from our team. Instead they decided to fold like a house of cards and have for the past few weeks. See you guys in Nashville in December. Hopefully it’ll be more of a contest then it was today
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by KnightOfNi222 on Nov 28, 2010 3:43 PM CST reply actions 10 recs
It's not something we're used to seeing this season.
It was good to finally experience that feeling.
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thanks man.
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very classy
and thanks.
I’m sure the game will have slowed down for Rusty by the time we get our rematch. I hope Chris Johnson heads over to see a chiropractor. He looked like he was trying to get a kink out of his neck all during the game. I almost thought your team doctors were going to want to hide Chris Johnson’s helmet so he wouldn’t go out and injure himself more. That kink in his neck could explain why he wasn’t playing as well ;-(.
by BattleRedFan on Nov 28, 2010 5:08 PM CST up reply actions
Huge props to the D.
We shut down CJ big time. Okoye and Cushing were big throughout the game.
Game ball goes to GQ. Besides those 3 picks, those two PD’s on Moss were perfectly timed and executed.
Foster finally gets 30 carries.
BESF’s get put in their place.
Vince Young may never be a Titan again, putting this team back into mediocre status.
Cortland Finnegan needs to die.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
shutting CJ down was key
That’s not easy for any defense, so it means quite a bit for ours. Sure it could’ve been an off day fluke kinda thing, but it doesn’t take away from the fact that we took them to the woodshed.
I would’ve like to have seen more points on the board, but I’ll take a 20-0 shut out against those bitches every time.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
I say it wasn't an off day
when Cushing was there in the backfield all day.
Chris Johnson: 7 carries for 5 yards. 2 catches for 2 yards.
Arian Foster: 30 carries for 143 yards. 9 catches for 75 yards.
"Lord, beer me strength."
The best thing about the fight
Is that it involved the best player on the team. If seeing a future HOF’er make a physical statement on your home field doesn’t do it for you, then I don’t know what would.
He’ll take a big fine but I don’t think the League will be looking to make an example out of shut a class guy, so I’ll be shocked if he has to sit next week….especially since the game is on NFL Network and they’ll want a marquee match up between Johnson and Samuels.
All I know is that I love me some Andre Johnson even more than ever, if that’s even possible.
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I"m a UFC guy and I haven't seen hits like that during a few big fights!
Houston Texans - Once again proving it's possible to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
flawless victory
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by Hydroshock on Nov 28, 2010 3:49 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Missed out on the fatality
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by The Night Owl on Nov 28, 2010 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
Babality?
Winners never quit. Quitters never win. But those who never win AND never quit are idiots.
by RocketsAstros on Nov 28, 2010 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
^^^ This.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 28, 2010 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
Nobody sat down from that point in the game
Electric enviornment
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
Bronco's fan here
Nice to see AJ get me some fantasy points while utterly destroying a douche bag. This is the same guy that threw punches in the Den vs Ten game. I’ve never been happier to be a ’Dre fan haha.
by SoCalBronco1998 on Nov 28, 2010 3:48 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Glad to know that he douche bag is hated throughout the NFL.
Thanks for stopping by.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Nov 28, 2010 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
We've got....
Eagles, Chargers, Colts, and Broncos fans congratulating that.
We’re popular!!!!!
"Lord, beer me strength."
The good news is that we won't be calling for Kube's head now.
At least until Thursday Night.
"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim
yeah, I mean c'mon
It was a crumbling Titans team, the Eagles are a WHOLE different ballgame.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
I still want him fired.
But the win is always a nice feeling.
Texans fan.
Anyone
else think Kubiak and company was a bit more aggressive today?
Was it because we were facing our rivals?
Was it because Of Job security?
I'm not sure I noticed a difference
Except that we were completing most of our passes early. If they had been falling incomplete, I think we would have heard plenty of cries to hand it off every time.
The “2-minute drill,” if it can be called that, looked just like it normally does.
Texans fan.
I noticed
Me thinks somewhere in unannounced land, one if not more persons not wearing uniforms but still apart of the staff, had “Come to Jesus meetings”.
Houston Texans - Once again proving it's possible to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
Michael Vick is going to dominate our D come Thursday.
Trying to bring everyone here back to reality.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
Agreed. Pass the bleach.
"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim
Fire Kubes!
Winners never quit. Quitters never win. But those who never win AND never quit are idiots.
by RocketsAstros on Nov 28, 2010 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
Let us enjoy this
We don’t need to think about that til tomorrow.
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Nov 28, 2010 3:52 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
We need our daily dose of Doom and Gloom!
"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim
Agreed and Rec'd.
Houston Texans - Once again proving it's possible to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
Some people only want to complain
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
Yup.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 28, 2010 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
In other news, Vick & the Eagles just lost to Da Bears
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by The Night Owl on Nov 28, 2010 6:25 PM CST up reply actions
Why not just turn 'Dre loose on him? LOL
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I love our owner
Texans owner Bob McNair, when asked about the fight between Andre Johnson and Cortland Finnegan: “Andre won on points.”
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by TexansDC on Nov 28, 2010 3:51 PM CST reply actions 35 recs
Bob might not be in my dog house now.
Great quote.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Nov 28, 2010 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
Bob McNair
I rec you.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 28, 2010 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
Ewwww gross
"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim
lol nice.
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What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Nov 28, 2010 4:41 PM CST up reply actions
Or tell Dana White to book the rematch
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by The Night Owl on Nov 28, 2010 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
Finnigan isn't man enough to take the fight.
Houston Texans - Once again proving it's possible to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
The thing that scares me about that shrub
Is that he’s dirty, and he very well may try to injure him next time.
God forbid
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
Agreed. But..
Andre is bigger, tougher and has an intelligence quotient above 2.
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That would be uglier than Pacquio versus Pee-pants Myers
"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim
so, SD wins tonight and we are only a game out.
hope is nice!
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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I hope for the same.
Peyton is apparently pissed so he might actually do good against us.
Fight notes per CBS
First-time offender: Minimum fine $10K. Could (likely will) go higher, but the NFL doesn’t go hard on first timers.
Finnegan has been fined 3 times. Finnegan was the instigator.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Nice to know that Dre wont be suspended...we need him against Philly
by inquisitiveman on Nov 28, 2010 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
It's not 100%
but everyone seems to agree that he shouldn’t be offended….so that’s calming.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Andre will get a check from the NFL
And Courtland Doucheagain will get a 1 game time out for starting Another fight.
A.J. is a non offending, game changing model to life and the game, no way he sits.
I Want to Believe
Get a check?
As much as he would deserve it, I don’t think Goddell is paying Andre for that
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by The Night Owl on Nov 28, 2010 4:24 PM CST up reply actions
he may not get a check
but I think the donations to his foundation will go sky hi, its the same as getting paid but without the tax problems
plus it was #31….
I Want to Believe
Thank you Eli Menning for taking out the Jags!
"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim
What else would you expect?
He’s trying to help out his big brother Fivehead. Now we have to hope that Rivers can screw the Colts over
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by The Night Owl on Nov 28, 2010 4:00 PM CST up reply actions
That was fuckin awesome.
I <3 Andre. That picture of AJ beating the shit outta douchegan is my new desktop.
Week 13 matchup: Bengals
Week 13 motto: Keep in the race, keep in the fight
You want a GIF of the fight?
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by TexansDC on Nov 28, 2010 4:15 PM CST reply actions 32 recs
i love you
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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ha, its already at 6
so yes
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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it is now
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by The Night Owl on Nov 28, 2010 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
The truth is out there.
Winners never quit. Quitters never win. But those who never win AND never quit are idiots.
by RocketsAstros on Nov 28, 2010 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
And the truth is Finnegan is a bitch
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by The Night Owl on Nov 28, 2010 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
awesomeness
rec +1
Winners never quit. Quitters never win. But those who never win AND never quit are idiots.
by RocketsAstros on Nov 28, 2010 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
WIN for you
"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim
Possibly the best 6 seconds of my life have come from watching this.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Nov 28, 2010 5:07 PM CST up reply actions
Without Watermarks
Heres a better one without watermarks!!!
by SanAntonioGiant on Nov 28, 2010 6:28 PM CST up reply actions 20 recs
Outstanding
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by The Night Owl on Nov 28, 2010 6:32 PM CST up reply actions
HAHA
The look on the bitch’s face when he gets up..“PLLEEZ PLEEZ MISTA DONT HITS ME NO MORES!!!!”
by Battle Dread on Nov 28, 2010 6:38 PM CST up reply actions
this should help - dre apology
“What happened out there today wasn’t me. I just lost my cool. I wish I could take back what happened.’’
RG loves that shit – hope no suspension
KP
How much weed do you guys smoke to forget such simple things?
As Chron.com’s Jerome Solomon and Diehard Chris both speculated, the NFL doesn’t typically suspend first-time punchers. Raiders DE Richard Seymour only received a fine for going after a pretty boy quarterback, so the normally-polite Johnson, to their opinion, should only get a fine for going after a well-known cockroach.
Johnson threw punches at Cort last year in Houston. Hate Finnegan if you want to, but you don’t have to kids yourselves like Johnson is a choirboy.
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by August West on Nov 28, 2010 4:30 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
So Finnegan was a bitch last year too
and that reflects poorly on Andre, how?
Texans fan.
by ChrisZ on Nov 28, 2010 4:32 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Right on cue, the Methopotamions have arrived!
"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim
Yet Finnegan has been fined 3 times this season alone
He’ll get suspended for sure
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by The Night Owl on Nov 28, 2010 4:33 PM CST up reply actions
August, that's what? Two instances in a 8+ year career?
Normally-polite isn’t a stretch by any means. Andre’s reputation is the mild-manner, soft-spoken wide receiver and has been for years.
"Lord, beer me strength."
being quiet doesn't stop you from being a complete jack-off
just ask Marvin Harrison.
All I’m saying is that you can’t call him a first-time offender. He has to be suspended.
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by August West on Nov 28, 2010 4:37 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Andre Johnson = FIRST TIME OFFENDER
Show me another time he has thrown a punch and been ejected or even fined for it.
“His role” in that fight last year doesn’t include having thrown any punches.
titan v texan game
wasn’t suspend because he hid in the crowd out of view of referees but not out of view of TV viewers
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by Ice0ne (CAJ) on Nov 29, 2010 11:04 PM CST up reply actions
Harrison never got suspended
He just happen to retire shortly afterwards
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by The Night Owl on Nov 28, 2010 4:39 PM CST up reply actions
He choked-out a ball boy on the field before a game
just because you don’t get caught at the time doesn’t negate the fact that it happened
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by August West on Nov 28, 2010 4:43 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, I thought you were talking about the shooting incident
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by The Night Owl on Nov 28, 2010 4:43 PM CST up reply actions
Perhaps the "first-time puncher" is a bad phrase
but Andre hasn’t been fined before for any sort of personal conduct issue (ejection, etc). In that instance, Andre is a first-time offender.
The NFL’s minimum fine for a first-time offender, in that vein, is a $10K fine. They don’t traditionally suspend on the first time.
"Lord, beer me strength."
This is what Titans fans are, y'all.
People who whine about whether other people get suspended when their player starts a fight with them.
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by ChrisZ on Nov 28, 2010 4:41 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
I didn't see Andre start a fight
But he sure as hell finished it
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by The Night Owl on Nov 28, 2010 4:43 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Yeah, I meant that Finnegan started it.
Wasn’t very clearly worded – too many pronouns.
Texans fan.
Rec'd for truth
I went to Music City Miracles and they are all swearing that AJ started the fight.
That’s almost the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.
I'm the best there is at what I do.
So you're suggesting that Andre Johnson is somehow comparable to a guy
who should be facing a murder charge, but shit keeps happening to witnesses? Really? Really? Because they’re both quiet and play WR?
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Honestly
I think you are the only person on the planet that thinks that Andre Johnson is, to use your words, “a piece of shit.” Finnegan is known to be an instigator and a dirty player. You can’t possibly defend him with a straight face. Andre Johnson has done nothing to any other player in the league, and somehow you contrive to say that he’s – again, using your words – a piece of shit.
If he’s not a first time offender, it’s because of a previous altercation with Finnegan. This is kind of like killing your parents and asking for leniency from the court because you’re an orphan. Johnson has had no problem with any other player in this league except for the guy that is considering to be one of the league’s dirtiest players.
You are generally a member of the reality-based community, except in this instance. Comparing Johnson to Marvin Harrison? Come on, that’s specious and you know it.
And can you honestly say that you wouldn’t be thrilled to have Andre Johnson on your team?
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 29, 2010 1:42 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah but he did it under the radar
wasn’t fined specifically for punching.
Finnegan deserved it THEN too. I bet your boy gets suspended while ours gets the minimum Goodell could give him without looking weak, escaping with a fine.
Rule number 1 in picking a fight
- Don’t pick a fight with a guy at least 2 times bigger than you.
"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim
Cortland Finnegan gets suspended no doubt
And I think Andre Johnson will join him for one game, simply because of how it looked on TV. Although pretty clean record, Andre Johnson got fined once $7500 for another altercation with Finnegan, and this just looked bad on TV (Even though we all loved it)
The difference is that this was proper, no helmets, punching compared to the Richard Seymour shove to the face of Big Ben. Also, laying into some guy on the ground who is cowering never looks good either
Goodell is all about appearances
Iron sharpens Iron
by Michael Hewitt on Nov 28, 2010 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
I disagree
The Eagles game is Thurs night on NFL Net…..you really think they want the league’s best WR on the sideline for a “prime time” game?
nah, I don’t see him getting suspended, which is why Finnegan will probably get off too….to keep from looking to biased.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
Then again...
If Goodell were looking to send a message to Finnegan to cool the hell off (unlikely, but Finnegan is pretty much unanimously hated around the league), what better way to do it than to suspend him and let the guy who beat his ass down off with a slap on the wrist?
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
Finnegan will get suspended
He’s been fined 3 times this season alone
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by The Night Owl on Nov 28, 2010 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
I personally dont think that Thursday game loses anything with AJ out
Because everyone out there is jizzing over the Eagles and Vick right now. The views will still be there regardless.
Im not really worried about AJ getting suspended, could care less, but its about time that the little punk Finnegan deserves to get a few games rest
Iron sharpens Iron
by Michael Hewitt on Nov 28, 2010 4:45 PM CST up reply actions
i think that is one thing to remember
All of AJ’s incidents involve torchedagain. The leprechaun has multiple incidents all through his career. My guess they both get suspensions. AJ no more than one game with the suspensions being handed down next week (closely will need time to think it over).
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by papabear on Nov 28, 2010 5:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I can't believe you are a moderator on MCM.
You represent them nicely by coming over here and trolling.
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close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Nov 28, 2010 5:04 PM CST up reply actions 7 recs
goo'd for truth
"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim
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by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2010 5:11 PM CST up reply actions 7 recs
Beating up the dirtiest player in the NFL
is not much proof of him not being a good guy. In fact, it might be the opposite.
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
...and he has established himself as the dirtiest player in the league...
…because Fat Albert Haynesworth just doesn’t have the energy to keep up the pace of douchebaggery.
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by riversmccown on Nov 28, 2010 6:56 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Love
That commercial
Frank Bush delenda est
go home and cry on your own blog August
or we’ll sick AJ on your ass next.
Cort is a bitch who deserved it. Get your head of of the sand.
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Hey, August
And thanks for stopping by?
It will be interesting to see how they treat this. Very much unlike Finny, AJ does have a sterling reputation, but there is the fight last year. That said, last week’s Seymour punch was much more a cheap-shot on any scale. Finny has a long history, and the instigator role will likely backfire against him horribly. Also, now with the “Watch this” thing coming out, it’s going to look worse for him.
My guess is two games for Finny with a fine, and no games but a larger fine for AJ.
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by AllenOU on Nov 28, 2010 4:35 PM CST via mobile reply actions
would have been funny if you swapped the order
so it was accurate.
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He is from Oklahoma, cut him some slack
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"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim
by BabyBeezy03 on Nov 28, 2010 4:39 PM CST up reply actions 8 recs
Goo'ed!
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Eric Winston (via Chron)
Winston was asked if the Titans are a dirty team.
“Absolutely,” he said. "You can’t back down from them or it’ll set a bad precedent. It’s like a bully.
“Everybody has a breaking point. I’ve known Andre a long time, and he’s never instigated anything. I know he didn’t instigate this, either.
“I think he (Finnegan) hurts his team sometimes. I’m glad he’s not on our team.”
by WhiskeyR on Nov 28, 2010 4:49 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Funny part is
that even Babin was defending AJ.
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
Babin is a fucking moron.
"I was surprised. He’s a soft spoken guy who works hard, does the right things," Babin said. "To see him land punches on someone without a helmet on, that was surprising. Emotions get high. That’s the way it goes.
"You’d think for a guy who’s 220 pounds to connect like that three times he would knock him out. I don’t know, I already thought he was tough, but I guess Cortland is tougher than I thought."
by DisplacedTexan on Nov 28, 2010 6:36 PM CST up reply actions
Actually
Getting AJ kicked out probably was the best thing anyone on the Titans did. It’s not like Finnegan ever stops Dre on the field.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 29, 2010 1:45 AM CST up reply actions
Yes, that was his whole point.
The Danny Ainge of the NFL. Not good enough to stop anyone, but can occasionally get guys ejected. Quite a career he’s made for himself – lot of personal integrity there.
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Nice comp
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I would like to establish
a collection for the Andre Johnson KTFO of Courtland Finnegan fine. He only did what pretty much everybody else in the NFL has wanted to do.
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i was at the game
Finnegan should have ABSOLUTELY been flagged for hands to the face at least 6-7 times. With many more plays where he could have been flagged. Every time he tried to jam or got blocked he went for the throat/face area. I have no idea how Dre kept his cool that long. Torchedagain pulls shit like that every time we play. The Texans should fill up a couple DVDs with all the dirty shit he’s pulled and send it to the league…and it wouldn’t be hard to find Material.
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by papabear on Nov 28, 2010 4:56 PM CST via mobile reply actions 4 recs
That's what I was wondering about. A couple of time he took double hand shots to AJ's facemask on the line.
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by TexansForever on Nov 28, 2010 5:01 PM CST up reply actions
yeah I saw that a lot too
that last shove right before the fight was straight in Andre’s face mask, and then he kept pulling on it.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
Well
Enough cheap shots you can get just about anyone to kick your ass. Perhaps Finnegan was just doing a “homework assignment” from Tyler Durden and had to incite someone to kick his ass.
by Bobbythegreat on Nov 28, 2010 5:01 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Duane Brown on Twitter
O….and if u ain’t know…..DON’T F@!K WIT @johnson80 !
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Nov 28, 2010 4:57 PM CST reply actions 11 recs
rec'd.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Nov 28, 2010 5:02 PM CST up reply actions
Oh and
I nominate ’Dre for MVP based on that ass whooping alone
by SoCalBronco1998 on Nov 28, 2010 5:05 PM CST reply actions
Doesn't have the numbers unfortunately.
As much as I hate Rivers, I think he gets it.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Nov 28, 2010 5:08 PM CST up reply actions
Rivers
spends all that time on those GIFs and the breakdown of the games each week… why the hate?
"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK
I think he meant Philip Rivers.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
by UprootedTexan on Nov 28, 2010 8:12 PM CST up reply actions
No way on Philip Rivers?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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#KubiakBelievesinYou
I think Dre would still probably win site MVP
Me and Danny are neck-and-neck for second though.
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by riversmccown on Nov 29, 2010 4:54 AM CST up reply actions
My section started a huge Andre chant as he was walking out
I love Reliant
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
Apparently...
CJ’s 5 yards is a career-low while Arian’s 6th 100+ rushing yard day is a franchise season record.
"Lord, beer me strength."
funny
cause titans fans on sec 140 earlier were calling foster a flash in the pan. we’ll see.
Texas. Gods favorite country.
He flashed for some 211 yards more than Chris Johnson today
but still loses in the gold teeth category
Lets draw some other comparisons between them:
CJ’s IQ of 5 is an NFL low and he cannot read or write or speak English. Meanwhile, Arian Foster’s IQ is in the mid 130s, enjoys philosophy and is multi-lingual (speaks pterodactyl).
CJ2k wins the ounces of gold in the mouth battle handily though.
by WhiskeyR on Nov 28, 2010 5:21 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
hah rec'd for truth
Winners never quit. Quitters never win. But those who never win AND never quit are idiots.
by RocketsAstros on Nov 28, 2010 5:23 PM CST up reply actions
CJ's tweet
ChrisJohnson28
“I pray I don’t have another game like today even tho it was out of my hands #paybackisaBITCH”
Even though it was out of his hands??? He sucked so they stopped handing him the ball, that’s not out of your hands. He had his chance and got shut down.
by UHdustin on Nov 28, 2010 7:14 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
their whole team
is made up of whiny bitches.
Next week, CJ is throwin his shit in the stands.
"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK
Is he throwing his O-line under the bus?
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by distant_texans_fan on Nov 29, 2010 1:28 AM CST up reply actions
nope, more like his coach
(on if the Houston Texans stacking the line against him was a factor) "We really didn’t run the ball so I don’t think it was that. We could have ran the ball on them but we didn’t run it, so it wasn’t anything like that."
(on being surprised about the lack of run plays with a rookie QB) "I was surprised we didn’t run the ball that much but when we go three and out, what can you do?"
(on not being on the field on the series before halftime) "I guess they were giving me rest or whatever. Something like that. It wasn’t anything like that, they just didn’t want me in."
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
Gonna be hard for CJ to get to 2500 if he keeps on putting up numbers like that.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 29, 2010 1:47 AM CST up reply actions
He's on pace for 1415
But, since the Titans will be playing from behind every game that Rusty Smith starts, I’d be surprised if he breaks 1250.
Houston Texans fan, first and foremost.
College football teams: Army, Syracuse, Texas, Auburn.
In Smithiak we trust(ed)!
Eric Winston
Yall know what I think of them and I know what they think of us (per Cecil’s comments). Next game ought to be interesting
Cushing finally looked like a pro-bowler
Better test him
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
yes
Thats what PEDs can do to ya
"Its like a bear, if you run it'll chase you. But if you stand still, it'll still chase you" ice0ne
How to get a Fisher Moustache.( A list of directions to Moss)
1- Pull your 84 Jersey out
2- Take the Ball Deep, and Take the Top off the Defense (Don't worry, if you can't get to it, nobody can get to it).
3- Clap once.
4- Say what you wanna say.
5- Ask if you said anything stupid that day.
6- Don't Shine Shoes! or Take Ankles.
7- If they ask why and complain, Tell them "Moss This, Moss That, MossThis MossThat.
8- Tell them that you'll come out and play today, ok Moss?
9- Your are Human and you do have Emotions.
10- Remember this is gonna be a fun ride.
11- You're Home now.
"What do you expect from me Pwnd Kuharsky? Yeah, i thought so. Back to your hole on the ESPN AFC South blog Troll!"
by Ice0ne (CAJ) on Nov 29, 2010 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
Nope, i'm not trolling
Thats just the truth, ask the NFL PED test
"Its like a bear, if you run it'll chase you. But if you stand still, it'll still chase you" ice0ne
How to get a Fisher Moustache.( A list of directions to Moss)
1- Pull your 84 Jersey out
2- Take the Ball Deep, and Take the Top off the Defense (Don't worry, if you can't get to it, nobody can get to it).
3- Clap once.
4- Say what you wanna say.
5- Ask if you said anything stupid that day.
6- Don't Shine Shoes! or Take Ankles.
7- If they ask why and complain, Tell them "Moss This, Moss That, MossThis MossThat.
8- Tell them that you'll come out and play today, ok Moss?
9- Your are Human and you do have Emotions.
10- Remember this is gonna be a fun ride.
11- You're Home now.
"What do you expect from me Pwnd Kuharsky? Yeah, i thought so. Back to your hole on the ESPN AFC South blog Troll!"
You can't spell courtland without cunt.
It does sound better this. And I’m FROM houston bitches!!!!
by AllenOU on Nov 28, 2010 5:31 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Now if only his name weren't Cortland . . .
Texans fan.
by ChrisZ on Nov 28, 2010 5:31 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Btw, sorry bout that, I have an anti-Boomer bias
"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim
Also, I could hear Jacoby on the bench from my seats
He was trying to imitate Andre, it was pretty funny
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
If only he could imitate Dre on the field too.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 29, 2010 1:48 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs
way to go Texans
not only did you beat down the rednecks – as an added bonus, AJ beat down that punk ass Finnegan.
Noobie here but
Finnegan changing his name to Innegan after getting the F knocked outta him!
by Dre All Day on Nov 28, 2010 5:57 PM CST reply actions 21 recs
Haha, Good one
"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
"Its always good to have the same number of takeoffs as you do landings."
-Wise words from a dude named Tim
my favorite game of the year
in any sport. Any year. EVAR.
"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK
Question.
Why would you clap after getting your ass whooped?
by forloveofthegam3 on Nov 28, 2010 8:08 PM CST reply actions
Lack of smarts?
Could call him Rainbow Not-so-Bright. Could also be what we refered to in the Military as CRIS. Cranio-Rectal Inversion Syndrome (head in ass disease). Which even if not properly diagnosed, would have most likely happened to him had the fight gone unchecked.
Houston Texans - Once again proving it's possible to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
by DTango on Nov 28, 2010 8:38 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
He looked like a damn troll with that hair.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 29, 2010 1:50 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Even my 7-yo was making fun of this.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
#KubiakBelievesinYou
Because he brought AJ down to his level. He knew AJ is worth more to his team than Finnegan is to the BESF’s.
A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7343miles South west of Houston.
by distant_texans_fan on Nov 29, 2010 1:31 AM CST up reply actions
Because he thought he had managed to get AJ kicked out while staying on the field himself.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 29, 2010 1:50 AM CST up reply actions
Is Peighton a Los Angeles Fan?
Because he sure is playing like he wants the Jags to win the division.
When a child asks you what a douchebag is, just say Cortland Finnegan.
From the staduim...
Section 638-Andre got a standing O from the entire crowd when he finally left the field, then got 80% of the Verizon MVP vote a few minutes later…oh, and 1 (maybe 2) Tit’s fans were removed by security from section 636 about that same time.
That fight also woke the fans up, the crowd was tame for most of that game.
I feel like there's a lack of discussion on Finnegan's hair
What the fuck is that thing?
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
i think I found out...
"We're goin with what we got"
by silentassassin on Nov 28, 2010 10:47 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
every team in the AFC south lost
except the Texans.
And we’re one game out.
Time to start another losing streak.
"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK
That is what the Texans thrive on.
Giving their fans false hope.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Nov 28, 2010 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
Seriously, if we had won 2 or 3 of the last 4 games, we would OWN this division
When a child asks you what a douchebag is, just say Cortland Finnegan.
by BabyBeezy03 on Nov 28, 2010 10:33 PM CST up reply actions
So true.
They’ve lured me in again.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
I mean
As much as I hate to say it, the Rockets aren’t exactly captivating the public attention, are they?
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 29, 2010 1:51 AM CST up reply actions
Not as such right now.
But still, whose track record are you going to pick in the end?
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
control our own destiny?
One more loss by the Colts and we control our own destiny. (asterisk)
(asterisk) We win out and we are tied two deep in the tiebreakers, not sure about the next level, past division and conference record.
But we got a killer portion of our schedule coming up, and we suck. But we do kinda always win in December, so there’s that.
"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK
The Colts play these teams next
Dallas
BESF
Jags
Raiders
BESF
The Jags have these games coming up
BESF
Raiders
Colts
Redskins
Houston
They're also calling it correctly....
Finnegan instigates……gets his ass whipped…..says he has no reason to laugh or clap……and awesome.
"Lord, beer me strength."
every ESPN show today has been unanimous
And some of the comments have been a lot harsher toward the midget than I expected.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
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by The Night Owl on Nov 29, 2010 1:28 AM CST reply actions 9 recs
Oh man! HAHAHAHA!
“On November 28, 2010, Johnson went apeshit on a Jersey Shore looking bitch.”
I can’t stop laughing!
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
N00b here, btw, and I’ve actually been reading over BRB topics for a few years now…. It’s funny how Titan fans are acting as though Shortland Faggegin was operating under “Standard jamming procedure”…I digress… But AJ was in the wrong, as he should not have given in to the instigation. I understand his lack of priors (his above fine doesn’t state that he was actually throwing punches) would lend itself to more lenient punishment, but due to the sheer ferocity of his attack, I feel like he almost HAS to be suspended for one game. There’s almost no way he can’t be suspended. It definitely won’t be for more than one game, but he still has to be suspended nonetheless. Goodell (whom I hate) pretty much has his hands tied on this one. Dre was totally out of character and took it waaaaay too far for just a slap on the wrist. But think of it this way: Somebody had to smack fire out of Shortland, and Dre had to give the ankle a rest anyway. Its almost like asking someone to take your plate in the kitchen with them since they were going that direction anyway…
by Omega Man on Nov 29, 2010 6:48 AM CST reply actions 5 recs
Welcome to the club.
Rec’d for profile pic.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Nov 29, 2010 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
Disagree
It’s easy for us to say he should’ve done this or he could’ve done that, but we easily forget that these guys are just human.
Take off the helmet and pads for a minute, and imagine two guys on a subway (or whatever). One is constantly running his mouth and putting his hands in the other guys face…..poking, slapping, etc. The guy taking is known for always turning his back on aggression and conflict, but this time he feels like it’s going too far, and suddenly as the bully slaps him in the face one last time something snaps.
Now, would you fault the pacifist from knocking the shit out of the bully then?
My point is, maybe we shouldn’t be so quick to put these guys up on a ridiculously high pedestal without remembering that they’re just human like you and me…..minus the bazillion dollar bank accounts, high dollar suits, and all around awesomeness.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
Titans fans
They sure are quite today… hmmm, 20-0 beat down (literally).
Yep, that will shut ’em up!!!!
The Texans needed this win
GQ needed a huge game like this.
And BRB needs more positive things to talk about.
Thanks for this post TDC!
"Eff you mothereffer!"
-Bernard Pollard-
Not to be like Debbie Downer, but...
It was off Rusty Smith….WAA WAAAAAA
But don’t get me wrong, I still loved it.
by Battle Dread on Nov 29, 2010 10:26 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
the fight was Grrrrrrrrrreat!!!
but im not hanging my hat on this win…. this was a piss poor tit team. they are not playing well and tons of drama in the locker room and a 3rd string QB….
1 of 3 q-tip INT he actually earned and that was the last one….smith GAVE him the first two with two horrible under throws… I DID like what they did with CJ2K….but the pass defense is still horrible….there was a lot of drop passes that would have lead to 1st downs and maybe potentially scoring…this is still a bad secondary with bad coaching….
I HOPE IM WRONG….I HOPE THEY SHOW ME OTHERWISE.
a win on THR and MON will do as such.
YEEBEEDABA our D is DOO DOO
hmmmmm...
time to buy a #80 jersey….
uh oh, that means life long fan. what’s the best bleach to drink?
by Danpassurweenie on Nov 29, 2010 9:14 PM CST reply actions
WHAT?!?
You don’t ALREADY own one? For shame.
by Battle Dread on Nov 29, 2010 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
Sheer blasphemy I am reading here
But I had to lay off the bleach, wife gets pissed when she goes to wash the skivvies and finds empty bottles, so I promised her I would use more toilet paper so she wouldn’t need so much.
by Battle Dread on Nov 29, 2010 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
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