Sponsored Post: If Jacoby Jones Was A Hot Dog And He Was Starving, Would He Eat Himself?

by Tim on Nov 4, 2010 2:33 PM CDT in Hot Dog of the Year

If I'm writing a post about hot dogs, that post will ALWAYS begin with a link to Will Ferrell as Harry Caray. It's one of the rules by which I live my life.

Your Houston Texans don't feature, and haven't really ever featured, many players who would qualify as "hot dogs." They're far more likely to employ guys like Andre Johnson, DeMeco Ryans, and Matt Schaub--quiet guys who let their play do the talking.

Upon considerable reflection, and because I need some sort of tie-in to frankfurters, the clearest candidate on the current roster for the "hot dog" label is undoubtedly Jacoby Jones. From his end zone dances to his Twitter account (which is far more enjoyable in the offseason), he commands your attention, for better or worse.

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Will Ferrell as Harry Caray

That’s the only skit that comes close to the Jeopardy skits for me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haAhdtDmsOw (with Spanish subtitles?)

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Nov 4, 2010 5:44 PM CDT reply actions

Hmmmm....

It’s a plumper, juicier, longer hot dog topped with warm chili and shredded cheese and try our new Tex-Mex Footlong Quarter Pound Coney, piled high with intense flavor.

Isn’t that the line you used on your wife?

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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by bigfatdrunk on Nov 4, 2010 7:13 PM CDT reply actions