Bleach Social: Where Are You Watching Chargers-Texans?

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If it were here in San Diego it would be blacked out, so thankfully I can watch it from the comfort of my own home/alcohol/mary jane (damn prop 19 didn’t pass).

The Texans record when David sits on his ass on his couch at home: 3-0

The Texans record when David actually attends the game: 1-1

The Texans record when David watches it from the friendly confines of 360 Sports Lounge: 0-2 (colts/cowboys).

The sheer ugliness of the Texans’ effort when I am at 360 has made my friends ban me from ever watching a game of importance there again. Sorry, owners of 360.

1. Watch the zany stylings of head coach Gary Nubiak as he passes his way to another defeat?

OR

2. Watch the paint dry in the bathroom?

Will get there two hours early to avoid the abortion they call traffic management and start downing Rum and Bleach heavily so I’m numb by the time Kubiak has us down by 14 points from a passing game that doesn’t work in the first quarter in his “balanced” offense.

They have never been to a game before but want to get there early and tailgate so I’ll come and show them around but stay outside and tailgate watcing the game in the yellow lot.

I can never attend a game in Reliant again because the seven games I did get to see were ALL losses.
Thats right, I have NEVER seen a Texans win at Reliant Stadium (only in the parking lot)

That would be a good thing but since scrubs raped us on monday, i guess it doesnt matter who’s in or who’s out

But my sooners could easily lose this game, and that means the texans will win. I’m not gonna watch it. Im dvr’n it and reading all of yalls comments during the game while on the golf course. Can’t take the double stress less than 24 hours apart anymore

Peyton Manning told Indy reporters this week about the back-and-forth the brothers have when their divisions are playing each other. He was asked if they’ve been able to switch binders on opponents this year.

"A little bit, we do," Peyton Manning said. "Of course after Houston beat us I said, ‘I can’t help you on Houston.’ So he went down there and took care of business there. There’s a lot of thanking each other. Eli thanked me when we beat the Redskins. I know I’m sure the Giants will be pulling for the Colts this weekend. You can compare notes. There have been some new defensive coordinators in the division, so maybe [you’re] not quite as familiar with some of the new schemes.

Because sports bars in Seattle are REALLY few and far between…at least sports bars that I don’t feel like I can fit in my pocket are hard to find.

Seriously, if I ever win the lottery, I’m opening the mother of all sports bars up here, and I will dedicate one floor-to-ceiling screen to the Texans game and the hell with the consequences!

No change there

I’m a Texans fan. A friend of mine is flying out too, she’s a Chargers fan. My brother and I will be there set up in Texans gear and she’s wearing her Rivers jersey. Where are ya’ll tailgating so we can go by and get her as much shit talking as possible?? I will be talking shit to her all day so I’m sure some real (Houston) tailgating would shock her. Let me know so we can give her as much shit as possible.

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imma b down in phx so I don’t know which bar I shall b in… Somewhere on the eastside!

Run the fucking ball, Kubiak!!!

…so here’s to drinking on the job!

Finally get a weekend off work and I’ll be at the game. In the orange lot I believe.. but I’m not for sure. Either way.. I’ll be many beers in by the time first kickoff arrives

Week one I was playing softball for most of the game. Saw the end of third and fourth at World of Wings (WOW) – Cafe and Wingery. Which one of my friends mispronounced once and we keep saying it – Wing-o-we.

Week two I was at FedEx on the 40 yard line behind Texans bench.

Week three I was playing softball again and didn’t see any of it.

Week four I was at home laying on the couch and had NFLN on with their stats screen up, going in and out of hangover consciousness.

Week five I was at Reliant on the 20 yard line on Giants side.

Week six I was at home on the couch streaming the game on my laptop.

Week eight I watched the first half and the Andre TD at home then went to Afterlife 360 where I go to lay low.

As you can see I have no consistency and no mojo at any one place. Games I didn’t see most of 2-1. Games I attended, 1-1. Games at home for whole time watching on laptop 1-0. Games at home for half then bar for other half on national TV 0-1. Fuck it. I’m heading to Atlantic City this weekend.

Here’s hoping to keep it above .500 this season.

and lets talk about who should be our coach next season. What? You want to actually watch the rest of the season? MADNESS!

Somewhere besides my house, because CBS can’t broadcast a game when the Atlanta Falcons are playing on FOX!