Kris Brown will be the difference

by AllenOU on Nov 5, 2010 11:41 AM CDT

So if the game comes down to a FG at the end of regulation TO WIN, what are the odds Kris Brown makes that kick. I say 100% because that would be our luck. Anyone care to make me fell better about myself? Maybe Travis Johnson will get a sack or two. Fred Bennett could get a couple of picks. Oh wait.....he got cut. Or maybe a fake FG run where pollard comes up and destroys Kris Brown. Whatever happens, I see us at 4-4, and I hope we AT LEAST make this a competitive game. Im not holdiing my breath.

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It would be interesting, but...

I doubt it is ever necessary. By about mid 3rd quarter when Rivers’ arm falls off after tossing a 539 yard, 7 TD game and the fans exit in disgust, Kris Brown can secure a hammock and a cold Gatorade to watch the 2nd team offense run out the clock.

I hope to hell I’m wrong, but I’ve seriously lost confidence after last week’s dismal “deer in the headlights” face of Kubez and team.

"I've been big ever since I was little." ~ William "The Fridge" Perry

by MeMongo on Nov 5, 2010 12:16 PM CDT reply actions

So you're saying Rivers gets 539 yards by the 3rd....

leaving more than enough time (at least one whole quarter) for the 2nd QB (some guy named Volek) to pass well over 200 yards?

Career days for everyone! How can you not love to be apart of something like that?

by CowboyH8ter on Nov 5, 2010 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions

That would be Epic and Tragic all at the same time

I’m seriously going to the game with all intent to just enjoy some good weather, great food and drinks and go home shrugging shoulders again for the Texans. If by some measure Kubiak has them motivated, well prepped, and they turn it into an actual NFL level game, I’ll be doing cartwheels. If they take it to the next level and actually win, I might get my hopes back for the chance at the season.

My FFL QB is Rivers. Real football is still way more important to me than FFL could ever be, so I can’t even consider being happy that he’ll likely shred our secondary all day like slow smoked pork. It will just leave me with that gross feeling where a shower and a few shots are needed to shake off the funk.

"I've been big ever since I was little." ~ William "The Fridge" Perry

by MeMongo on Nov 5, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions