Open Game Day Thread: Chargers v. Texans Mk. 4th Quarter
by riversmccown on Nov 7, 2010 2:11 PM CST
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PrintI don't want to do this, but I have no choice. BUSH, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. You can take what's in the treasure chest downstairs.
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Think Kubiak just realized the following?
- offense vs #32 defense = You cant settle for field goals.
Time to man up and make it happen guys.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
fuck dunta?
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GO FOR IT NOW
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
Want to see an amazingly vanilla play call here
Open up a nice hole and let Foster run into it. If it fails, okay.
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wow sucky blocking
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 7, 2010 2:14 PM CST reply actions
that was terrible...
what a shit line there…
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Yeah horrible play. The Texans were nervous and screwed it up. At least Kubiak went for it.
by Holy Germ on Nov 7, 2010 2:15 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
DANG
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should have run a qb sneak
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 7, 2010 2:15 PM CST reply actions
we get 4 yards a carry up the gut
LETS GO TO THE RIGHT!… fuck you kubiak
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Still a good play call.
Related: FUCK.
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Slow motion play R on one
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
Good call by Kubiak.
Bad blocking. JD holds that block a second longer and its a first
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
we better not lose this fuckin game
come on you shitty ass excuse for a mediocre defense
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 7, 2010 2:16 PM CST reply actions
Well the D needs to do something.
They’ve got to man up. Where the heck is Cushing and Mario… Or antonio smith??? Someone needs to step up.
by Holy Germ on Nov 7, 2010 2:16 PM CST via mobile reply actions
We play better from behind anyways
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HEY GUYS DONT WORRY OUR DEFENSE IS COMING OUT NOW!!!!
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
schaub to locker room....
we are fucked…
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fuuuucccckkkkkkkk
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 7, 2010 2:17 PM CST reply actions
Awesome
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by Barryfromtexas on Nov 7, 2010 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
fuck you sproles lol
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Great swagger on that tackle
Still can’t cover.
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Sproles ran into a wall on that play.
Which is a good description of how Pollard moves in coverage.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
There is the Bonecrushing hit he is good for
Now watch him miss one
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morphine or something
those pain killing shots are like God himself healing you
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Cush is just vacating the middle
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Nolan was out there
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
This reminds me of the Redskins game
Except we should have put the game away instead of the other way around.
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INNNTTT
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 7, 2010 2:21 PM CST reply actions
INNNTTT
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 7, 2010 2:21 PM CST reply actions
KAREEEEEEEEEM
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K-JAC WIT THE PICK
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I uh
Did not see that one coming.
Thank you pass rush Gods!
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GO jackson
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 7, 2010 2:21 PM CST reply actions
Woo hoo KJ pick
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I'll freaking take it
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
This is the correct person who deserves exclamation points.
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The pressure forced a bad throw
but Kareem did make a nice play on the ball.
"Lord, beer me strength."
All he had to do was wait for it.
I’m not gonna get all excited that he can do that.
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run the fuckin balll
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 7, 2010 2:22 PM CST reply actions
WAH WAH WAH FOUTS
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keep whining rivers, you pussy.
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Yeah. Wasn’t even intentional or a hard hit. Goo no call
by Holy Germ on Nov 7, 2010 2:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
come on o-line
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 7, 2010 2:23 PM CST reply actions
ouch
looks like they figured out how to slow the run game
Where di the blocking go?
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3rd and 7
I’m not sure about this one
by Holy Germ on Nov 7, 2010 2:24 PM CST via mobile reply actions
3 and fuckin out
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This uh...this is not good.
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Hey look, the Texans are back!
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
dumbass
schaub is turning into Mittens holding on to the ball forever
3rd down anyone?
anyone at all? Would you rather him give up and hope the d gets a stop lol?
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fuck schaub
what makes him thinks he has time?
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What makes you think he thinks he has time?
it was 3rd fucking down
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refs trying to make up for that "missed" rivers call
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no not really
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i beat myself every night...
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come on d one more stop
ahhhhh fuck that aint happening
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 7, 2010 2:26 PM CST reply actions
So, who gives up the go-ahead score?
I’m going with Glover Quin.
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He's already given up one this year!
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Nope
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wooo
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good job wilson
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EW
…..
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Ahahaahahahahaahahah
The Eugene Wilson tackle attempt there.
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Hester just flattened EWW
Literally ran right over him and kept on going.
Even a fire hydrant is better than that.
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did mario decide he was going to hurdle that block, THEN turn around and make the tackle?
Gimme some sack lunch
Waiting patiently for the next Texans 4th quarter collapse
Uh oh...
The lame ass lead the Texans built is hanging by a thread.
by Holy Germ on Nov 7, 2010 2:29 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Too many politically incorrect responses
I have a bad defense to watch here.
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they'll just run screens alld ay now
I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out WRONG! That one... too fat! This one... too tall! This one... too symmetrical!
The collapse continues
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
cause our offense has not moved the ball at all today of course
I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out WRONG! That one... too fat! This one... too tall! This one... too symmetrical!
and we got close twice
I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out WRONG! That one... too fat! This one... too tall! This one... too symmetrical!
The game was over when the Texans didn’t make Tds when within the 10 twice.
by Holy Germ on Nov 7, 2010 2:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Nah. He’ll make it for the Chargers. It’s fate.
by Holy Germ on Nov 7, 2010 2:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Maybe
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
What do we think the odds are of a stop here?
1:500? 1:1000?
WOW.
What a gift.
Now how will Frank give it back?
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bleh
I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out WRONG! That one... too fat! This one... too tall! This one... too symmetrical!
Yea, that guy is a rookie right???
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cody eh
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Clock is clicking now...
An I think thats good for the Chargers
by Holy Germ on Nov 7, 2010 2:35 PM CST via mobile reply actions
fuck this defense
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 7, 2010 2:35 PM CST reply actions
jackson gave it up
fuck him
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oucihes
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WIDE THE FUCK OPEN
ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDIN ME
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WOW
I think its time to just tank the season fire the coaching staff and get a good draft pick
maybe wait till we actually lose to say these things?
I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out WRONG! That one... too fat! This one... too tall! This one... too symmetrical!
KJ burned
So much for Saban coached players
by Holy Germ on Nov 7, 2010 2:36 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I still believe in our offesne
I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out WRONG! That one... too fat! This one... too tall! This one... too symmetrical!
oh well lets just give up
and act like a bunch of crybabies
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by nolander on Nov 7, 2010 2:38 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm so sick
of how bad Jackson is. Slowest and most timid CB on our team.
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
It was a really intense hold, Bernard
Try to lighten up a bit.
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Dan-O is about to play at QB...
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they just wanted to rub it in about how horrible our defense really is
by Bobbythegreat on Nov 7, 2010 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
I think that's it too.
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What was the point of the 2pt there?
They were worried we’d kick two FG?
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Or miss the extra I guess
I suppose it wouldn’t have hurt them not to convert, though.
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nah
with the two, all they need is field goal at the very end of the game to win no matter what we do. with the 1, a field goal at the end ties (assuming we score a TD).
oh bullshit
our offense has been fine, the problem is our defense can’t stop a high school team.
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Jackson is TERRIBLE
another waste of a draft pick
by fanoflosingteams on Nov 7, 2010 2:38 PM CST reply actions
Yep, not an all-pro in his rookie season.
Clearly a bust.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
He'd be fine on a good veteran secondary.
That doesn’t describe ours.
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You aren't allowed to have any faith or hope in anything about this team
the hivemind has spoken
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by nolander on Nov 7, 2010 2:39 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
He had no help over the top on that one
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Nov 7, 2010 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
Well there's a lot of
“on the island” practice for him this season, as long as he doesn’t get PTSD.
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The fact that he's still playing speaks volumes about the problems with this team though.
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sure but lets put the blame where it belongs
the coaches
I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out WRONG! That one... too fat! This one... too tall! This one... too symmetrical!
And management
And anyone who thought that this whiz kids secondary was a good fucking idea.
And fucking Eugene Wilson.
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yes yes and yes
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2 or converted.
Nice. Guesses for Kubes post game speech??
by Holy Germ on Nov 7, 2010 2:38 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Wife needed a fantasy WR pick up in FF
I joked with my wife to pick up Tutu, saying Texans are notorious for making no names stars.
Don't worry.
We needed them to score then so that we still have 5 minutes to score.
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by distant_texans_fan on Nov 7, 2010 2:39 PM CST reply actions
That’ll be fine if the texans score…and burn clock. Otherwise it won’t matter. If the chargers get the ball back they win – regardless if they’re losing or not
by Holy Germ on Nov 7, 2010 2:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
UT is killing me
Rockets arent helping. Hopefully UT basketball will wait till Jan or Feb to kill me
by fanoflosingteams on Nov 7, 2010 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
he is trying to get Johnson killed....
stop throwing it high you moron
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Bad throw again
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THIS TEAM SUCKS
GOD FUCK US SO MUCH WE ARE HORRIBLE. Am I doing it right?
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by nolander on Nov 7, 2010 2:43 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
why go out of bounds
come on guys
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good news
Det up 10 on NYJ
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Why run out of bounds?
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fuck of rivers
you baby
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Run - the Ball
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wow thats so redic
dreesen was there
I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out WRONG! That one... too fat! This one... too tall! This one... too symmetrical!
I think Schaub does better in the hurry up offense
Maybe we should run it all the time.
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Rivers sold it...
fuck Rivers
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Id get a lineman
to run him over during a play
by fanoflosingteams on Nov 7, 2010 2:45 PM CST reply actions
what a dumb fuck call... why would you fall short of the 1st?
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this was for the 3rd down play
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i think we are fucked here
I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out WRONG! That one... too fat! This one... too tall! This one... too symmetrical!
Yeah he seems like a douche bag. But I’d be exciting to pad my stats against the shitty ass Texans D too.
by Holy Germ on Nov 7, 2010 2:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
should have gone to foster
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If only we had a good running back to get that extra yard.
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Fuck this shit.
Fuck the refs for listening to that bullshit. Completely bullshit.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Yeah, but they still had a chance.
by Holy Germ on Nov 7, 2010 2:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
WTF was he doing on the field?
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he's allowed to do whatever he wants
he’s a part time ref too
why the fuck...
i hate this god damn team… fuck rivers… that whiney bitch can rot in hell
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so many problems with that drive, i dont even know where to begin.
first, why are we in the hurry up offense with 5 minutes to play
second, why are we not running the ball to run the clock
third, on fourth down, why not even stop to think about what play you want to run.
just terrible coaching/decision making.
Fuck you Ref
Ending the game with a bullshit call pisses me off
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
yo fuck the refs for that bullshit call and the defense for sucking on a weekly basis
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 7, 2010 2:48 PM CST reply actions
Well the fire Kubiak group
has another example to add to their reasons he should be fired.
by fanoflosingteams on Nov 7, 2010 2:49 PM CST reply actions
This
I’m tired of being mediocre. I’m tired of every year being “the year.” Clean house, and for the love of FSM, hire a D-coordinator that can actually put together a defense.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
There's still time if the D holds...
Yikes!!!
by Holy Germ on Nov 7, 2010 2:49 PM CST via mobile reply actions
As much as the intentional grounding call was stupid
The Texans played their way into letting the refs be a factor here.
And coached themselves there too.
BTW, where was Arian Foster in the second half?
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30 carries is a lot
/shrug
coaches are scared to give him more. Assinging
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Why is anyone surprised? This team is garbage. Inconsistent. Bad defense. Spotty offense. Poor playcalling.
Two weeks in a row where we get beat by a good qb + the junior varsity skill players.
Even if we pull this out, who thinks we actually hve a chance against GOOD teams that aren’t missing 6 or 7 starters?
McNair needs to stone up and AT LEAST require the firing of Bush.
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yea
fuck the play calling… why stray from the game plan…
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I would, he is a great blogger
Oh, wait… Yeah, screw P.Rivers
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by distant_texans_fan on Nov 7, 2010 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
another make up call?
I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out WRONG! That one... too fat! This one... too tall! This one... too symmetrical!
Colts fan here - rooting for you guys big time
but you have to be the worse coached team in the league.
Kubiak needs to join Chilly on the unemployment line.
Man..
The Chargers are some bitches.
by Holy Germ on Nov 7, 2010 2:51 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Not catchable, sorry Bitchvers
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by Xiane on Nov 7, 2010 2:51 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
One last chance
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When they needed to
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by Barryfromtexas on Nov 7, 2010 2:52 PM CST up reply actions
You know what I'm most surprised about?
That Kubiak didn’t punt on that 4th down.
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Hurry up punt??
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Yeah, let Dreesen do it.
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Rivers helmet smells like water and vinegar
you fat douche
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Plenty of time.
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Enough time to run too
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holy fucking shit a screen!?!?!?!?!
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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 7, 2010 2:54 PM CST reply actions
i no right
I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out WRONG! That one... too fat! This one... too tall! This one... too symmetrical!
great call
I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out WRONG! That one... too fat! This one... too tall! This one... too symmetrical!
holy fucking shit a screen!?!?!?!?!
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 7, 2010 2:54 PM CST reply actions
holy fucking shit a screen!?!?!?!?!
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 7, 2010 2:54 PM CST reply actions
VREEK!
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made that same joke earlier
when the chargers did it
When criticism isn’t warranted, the Texans should get it. Doesn’t make anyone any less a fan.
by Holy Germ on Nov 7, 2010 2:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Makes about as much sense as 80% of the criticism I've seen today...
When criticism isn’t warranted, the Texans should get it.
OMG
A screen! And it works!
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Nov 7, 2010 2:54 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Beautiful
"I want you guys to pair up in groups of three and then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson former Oilers Coach
by Barryfromtexas on Nov 7, 2010 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
NOW RUN IT!!
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
RUN IT DAMN KUBIAK
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
You mean giving it to Arian Foster was a good idea?
Are you sure?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
It actually makes me really hungry
I guess experiencing the full spectrum of human emotions requires a lot of carbs.
what?
Screens slow down pash rush? Are you sure?
You know what sucks though
is that no matter if we win or lose this game we will prbably lose at JAX next week. its our MO
OOPS
I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out WRONG! That one... too fat! This one... too tall! This one... too symmetrical!
Ya know
we are just setting up a game winning field goal from Kris Brown…..
RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
Perfect microcosm of the game.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
CHALLENGE
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Why? Perfect catch
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Nov 7, 2010 2:59 PM CST up reply actions
inside the 2 min mark
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
PS
JACOBY NEVER WOULDVE DROPPED THAT
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by riversmccown on Nov 7, 2010 2:59 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
i love listening to them suck san diegos cock
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stunned
I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out WRONG! That one... too fat! This one... too tall! This one... too symmetrical!
Dont see that every day
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
seriously though
of all people, Andre. man
I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out WRONG! That one... too fat! This one... too tall! This one... too symmetrical!
Nope nope nope
Ball hit the ground pretty clearly!!!!!
by AllenOU on Nov 7, 2010 3:00 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Beat ourselves
Schaub threw it too hard and not quite on target… Andre didn’t catch even though it hit his hands.
When those two fail that badly at such a critical moment, that’s the game.
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oh please
it hit him in the hands, in the NFL thats a good pass no matter what.
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
Generally yes
I don’t think that hits most receivers’ hands though. Andre had to reach behind him.
Anyway, they both fucked up, is my point.
http://www.crawfishboxes.com
wtf are you watching?
behind him? The ball was in front of him, you need to but a new tv or something. How would it have bounced off his knee if it was behind him?
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
richocheted off his hands?
buy a new tv, the ball was well in front of him.
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
I swear
every time we are on the wrong like of a luck based play. Every time. Most cursed city in the country.
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
how big was that
“dropped” touchdown earlier now?
Can ONE team from this city win?
at least make the playoffs
by fanoflosingteams on Nov 7, 2010 3:00 PM CST reply actions
THATS WHY YOU RUN THE BALL YOU DIPSHIT KUBIAK
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
theres not enough time left for running plays
with only one timeout.
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
Maybe they'll bail us out based on the fact that they screwed us on grounding.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
Or maybe we're just in fuckedsville.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
fuck this team.
first the longhorns now these jackasses im done. ill see yall next year.
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Nov 7, 2010 3:01 PM CST reply actions
Ball game
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
fuck this...
fuck this team…. fuck kubiak… fuck schaub, fuck bush… fuck all of this…
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That's a fucking terrible fucking call
Not that we deserve to win, but the ball was on the ground, it’s not a pick!!!!!
Fuckers
by AllenOU on Nov 7, 2010 3:02 PM CST via mobile reply actions
It would be fun watching everyone try to outdo each other whining and bitching this week
but I think I’ll pass. Peace.
I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out WRONG! That one... too fat! This one... too tall! This one... too symmetrical!
EXPLAIN THIS
ON MONDAY MAN….PLEEEEASE…they are driving me crazy…..i should not lie…i really stopped caring after Monday night….but still explain their patheticfullnesslicous
done, at least call of duty comes out in 36 hours
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Get started here
http://www.battleredblog.com/2010/11/7/1799663/post-game-thread-chargers-29-texans-23
I’ll write the recap, you can start venting early.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
eh
That’s what we get for settling for field goals and not utilizing arian properly.
Need to fire the defense coordinator.
Defense is bullshit. Need to bench Kareem, cost us two touchdowns. Man fuck this team.
by fgp on Nov 7, 2010 3:04 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I'll give the Texans this
they find unusual ways to lose.
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The Dreamshake
If Schaub would have decked Rivers I will pay his fine
by atexanfan on Nov 7, 2010 3:05 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
November swoon
Let the annual Texans November swoon commence!
It's Our Time.... or something...
by bennprince on Nov 7, 2010 3:07 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Again, I say FUCK YOU Frank Bush!!!
And a DOUBLE FUCK YOU Gary Kubiak!!!!
"No matter where you go....There you are" - Buckaroo Banzai
by buckaroo_banzai on Nov 7, 2010 3:17 PM CST via mobile reply actions
What a terrible year for Houston sports...
Rockets have potential I think still, but the Texans are toast. They’re D is horrible as you all know, but our offense isn’t cutting it either. Andre! We will forgive you but damn I’m not happy with you at the moment…I don’t get it though, why, with the addition of Foster, are we a worse offensive unit than last year? We were still good after Daniels went down last year, now we have Casey AND Dressens to fill in, so what is the difference? The offensive coordinator? Is our offensive line worse? Schaub IS pressured more than last year it seems, but he still has time on a lot of his plays. Any idea?
I might be preaching to the choir
but do you see them going 6-2 to end the year? Do you see them THREE games over .500? do you seen this doodoo before? have they shown us any different?
Ever since the Colts (which was lousy D) the team as a whole has regressed and THAT is on the coaches.
bye bye kubs, bush, rick and the rest of yall.
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