Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Pro Quality. Fan Perspective.
Login-facebook
Around SBN: Russell Westbrook and Kevin Durant's Post-Game 5 Outfits

Luv Ya Steel Blue: Raiders of The Lost Season

Another week, another loss and another expletive filled podcast with Aaron and myself. We discuss if there is any hope for this defense in the seasons final four games, if the criticisms of Matt Schaub are just and if anyone on the Texans defense deserves a single pro bowl vote this season and much, much more.

All of this, plus a look around the league in the week that was Week 14 of the 2010 NFL Season.

It all starts by clicking here and turning your brain off.

Comment 36 comments  |  0 recs  | 

Do you like this story?

Comments

Display:

Nice

I know we shouldn’t take the callers on local radio seriously, but the venom being hurled at Matt after the Eagles game on 610 was unbelievable. It was like we had David Carr again.

by Mike Kerns on Dec 10, 2010 8:00 AM CST up reply actions  

ha

Sorry, has everyone forgot how horrible David Carr years were? Houston needs to be thankful we have a quarterback that doesn’t run 5 yards behind the line of scrimmage out of bounds or one who isn’t on his back more than a red district hooker.

P.S. I haven’t seen the “Vonta Leach KTFO Award” in a while…a compilation might help send Leach to the beach?

by UHdustin on Dec 10, 2010 9:05 AM CST up reply actions  

I think a Vote Vonta Leach to the Pro Bowl campaign is in order

BRB is a great place to start it. And, if I thought the management would ever contemplate promoting it to a feature if I were to start it up, I would….. but, that would never happen. So, I nominate you, Mike Kerns as president, because I know that the under publicized play of Vonta Leach just might be the one thing about the Texans that you might not be indifferent about. Do I hear a second?

Vonta can’t do it all by himself.

I dub the Ravens...... Flaccid!

by Rip Jersey on Dec 10, 2010 9:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Aye

This comment has been brought to you by...

Clorox Eye Wash
Has the Texans defense become too excruciating to watch? Clorox Eye Wash is the solution for you. Apply directly to the eyes & the slight pain will provide everlasting relief from the vision of the Texans Defense

and by

Drano Classic Milkshakes
Drano Milkshakes, For when a slow, painful death is preferable to watching the Texans play defense

by The Night Owl on Dec 10, 2010 10:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Voted several times for him

Learned that from Acorn :)

I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 10, 2010 11:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Aye.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?

by UprootedTexan on Dec 10, 2010 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

A little birdie at baltimore beatdown has told me that

the raven’s own, LeRon McClain is the leading canidate for the FB position. Ahem, BULLSHIT! Vonte has done exceptionally well this year and deserves to go to honolulu this year. Without him, Foster wouldn’t have as great of a year that he is having.

by fgp on Dec 10, 2010 10:25 AM CST up reply actions  

why??

The Ravens run game has been unspectacular this season, and Ray Rice isn’t even in the top 10 leading rushers in the league.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Dec 10, 2010 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

the guys at bal beatdown are homers

and pretty shitty football fans. I have lived in baltimore, and there isnt a bigger crap hole in the WORLD.

but THE WIRE is the best thing to come out of baltimore! they are old and we should beat the crap out them yo

by AllenOU on Dec 10, 2010 11:20 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I'd be fine with it

But I think Rivers already did something for it on SBN Houston, right?

by Mike Kerns on Dec 10, 2010 1:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm surprised

at how much heat the dude is getting here. I guess once the whine train gets going its hard to stop, but our offense is doing a heck of a job this season and people are still calling for Schuab’s head.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 10, 2010 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Exactly

Let’s see – his last 4 games stats:
Qb Rating Cmpl Att % Yds yd/game yds/att TD Int
103.3 88 136 64.7 1083 270.8 8.0 7 1

That is some pretty good playing in the NFL

I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 10, 2010 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Formatting fail

Looked easier to read when I typed it

I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 10, 2010 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

So come monday night, hopefully our Efense Steps it up and earns that "D"

So we can blow out the regressing titans, the RB Coach led Broncos, and spank the jags for our first ever PLAYOFF BIRTH

by fgp on Dec 10, 2010 11:50 AM CST reply actions  

Well, theoretically our efense should be better

It always improves a little bit when we get some D back scrub off the street.

I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 10, 2010 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice job, fellas.

Mario’s the only defender who should be voted to the Pro Bowl (although I bet he wouldn’t play).

Really enjoyed TB’s take on the Broncos situation. It was really well said.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 10, 2010 1:58 PM CST reply actions  

I just got to the end....

Spot on Casserly impersonation.

Holy. Crap.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 10, 2010 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Ha Ha

I try to keep the voices to myself because they’re usually pretty awful.

by Mike Kerns on Dec 10, 2010 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Which voices are you talking about?

the little ones inside your head? The ones saying, “Mike Kerns, feel, feel again, poke your hand with that fork, feel…..”

I dub the Ravens...... Flaccid!

by Rip Jersey on Dec 10, 2010 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I will not be down on the schaub!

a) we have a run game! (who’d a thunk it would happen the year after having none)
b) his stupid interception a game habit has disappeared. (knocks on wood)
c) the screen is all but gone, the deeper routes have apparently been the focus of dennison.
d) whenever andre “the great one” has to wrap his ankle schaub is able to find someone.

 he has his moments when his limits are noticeable, but the man is top ten easily if not top five. There is no qb out there that I see could replace him. P8un is struggling with his go to guys hurt, brady aint shit w/o the pats, only other qb that would do as well as matt would prob be eli. You sobs hating on the schaub remember the mittens!

I heard Brian Cushing like to do it with girls in a really uncomfortable place and i am not talking about the back seat of a Volkswagen
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Dec 11, 2010 2:21 AM CST reply actions  

Taco Joe, you need to get you some....

anyone hating Matt Schaub will never be happy. Every QB in the league since time began has thrown an interception or two. Matt Schaub has made this offense click. He brings balance to Fosters superior run game. If only Kubiak and Dennison had learned how to use it earlier in the year, it might have offset some of the awful, awful efensive performances.

I dub the Ravens...... Flaccid!

by Rip Jersey on Dec 11, 2010 8:32 AM CST up reply actions  

I do need to get some....

dammit

I heard Brian Cushing like to do it with girls in a really uncomfortable place and i am not talking about the back seat of a Volkswagen
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Dec 11, 2010 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh! .....now I need to get some

That’s my goal this evening. fish tacos. fish tacos. single-minded goal. fish tacos.

I dub the Ravens...... Flaccid!

by Rip Jersey on Dec 11, 2010 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

Your big-time home for big-time analysis and big-time rants about all things Houston Texan.

Hate Mail Goes Here

Brb_small Tim

Absurdly Talented Writers

Lucy_small bigfatdrunk

Tumblr_l2ecwbvekp1qbhedwo1_500_small MDC

Vlcsnap-00003_small riversmccown

Tumblr_l4i6iruxha1qbs5d3o1_400_small TexansDC

Chairman_meow_blink_small UprootedTexan

Absurdly Talented Writers, Part Deux

Photo_small Vega

Alec-baldwin-glengarry-glen-ross-always-be-closing_small tehGrindCrusher