Texans faithful were pissed...

'Cause another great chance to fire Frank Bush had been missed...

Their hopes had been hung on a long 'tween game gap...

But house-cleaning visions soon turned to crap.

And while Frank ate his boogers, wiping snot on his clothes...

All the D-Backs sat happily picking cheese 'tween their toes.

But all of a sudden there arose such a noise...

That EWWW dropped (go figure) his Snickers and his slow-learner toys.

They ran to the yard to see what was up...

And found Andre Johnson in a big pickup truck.

He stepped from the cab and said " ''efense... RIGHT HERE!"

And beckoned them closer as he grinned ear to ear.

He said "I've done what I could and I've carried your BUTTS!"

"But to keep taking your crap would simply be nuts."

"So tomorrow night and again and again..."

"I'll be beatin' yo' ass like that bitch Innegan."

"If you don't do yo' job, and smack you some heads."

"When I'm done with you, you'd be better off dead."

As his truck drove away, the ''efense all heard with dread...

"Sleep good tonight but don't forget what I said."