Open Game Day Thread Part Duh: Revenge of the Snow
by bigfatdrunk on Dec 12, 2010 4:03 PM CST
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Why don't they ever flex the Dallas night games?
I don’t want to see the Cowboys for the 10927685123th time this season
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
There was only one college football game this weekend
People miss it.
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by riversmccown on Dec 12, 2010 4:08 PM CST up reply actions
Brandon Stokley is still a beast
The Slot Machine
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
Still love him.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Peighton Manning vs. Daniel Manning
Peighton = 11 INT in the past 4 games
Daniel = 0 INT, Career.
:)
Recap Texans fans on tiebreakers
Texans would be 4-4 in non division common games if they won out, Jags 3-5 with a loss to Washington and win over Indy
But a worse division record if the Colts beat the Jaguars
Texans win out, and the Jags go 1-2, they have it over the Jags
If the Colts lose to the Titans, the Texans would have the division record if HOU won out
If the Texans won out and the Colts only lost to Oakland, division and common record would be the same. But the Texans would have the better conference record, therefore hold the tiebreaker.
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We had the same thoughts.
Basically, the Texans own every tiebreaker if they win out.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Somehow they do...
Guess that’s what 3 losses in the NFC East will do for a team.
"Lord, beer me strength."
So,
let’s see if I can summarize the tie-breaking scenarios for the AFC South. Remember, this is only if the teams tie in record.
If Colts beat the Jags:
Texans > Colts > Jags
If Jags beat the Colts:
Texans > Jags > Colts
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Not Necessarily
If the Jags beat the Colts and all three teams end up 9-7 then the Jags would have the tiebreaker over the Colts and Texans according to the ESPN Playoff Machine thing.
Really?
That doesn’t make sense.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Head to Head tiebreaker, right?
"HULU: An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy"
Real fans don’t need a reason.
Jaguars in the Playoffs? How can it be?
No,
because the Texans winning out suggests that they beat you guys.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
I see
The common solution for everyone is to just win and pray it seems
"HULU: An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy"
Real fans don’t need a reason.
Jaguars in the Playoffs? How can it be?
Nobody can take their foot of the gas this season.
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 7:29 PM CST up reply actions
I don't believe its true.
Texans hold the cards on tiebreakers should that happen.
"Lord, beer me strength."
I'm hearing a Jags win Sunday wins them the division
Scott Hanson was saying it on NFL Network and Paul K is saying it on ESPN.
“The Jaguars play in Indianapolis Sunday and can win their first division title since 1999, three years before realignment with a win.”
I think it’s because if Jax beats Indy and Indy, Houston, and Jax all finish 9-7, Jacksonville would have the best record in the three-way head to head matchups. Maybe I’m reading it incorrectly, but ESPN has the tiebreaker as, “1. Head-to-head (best won-lost-tied percentage in games among the clubs).”
Therefore, assuming Jax beats Indy and even if Hou beats Jax, Jacksonville would be 3-1 in the three way head to head (2 over Indy, 1 over Hou) whereas Houston would be 2-2.
I hope this post made sense but that’s my understanding as to why Jax clinches the division with a win next week no matter what.
Patrick Willis missed a block?!
Reminds me of a line from “Dogma”
Existence, in all its form and splendor, functions solely on one principle: Willis is infallible. To make him miss a tackle would undo everything that is. Up would become down, black would become white, existence would become nothingness. In essence, if he misses a tackle, it would unmake the world.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 4:14 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
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by distant_texans_fan on Dec 12, 2010 11:13 PM CST up reply actions
Seahawks fuck up on 4th and 2
damnit
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
If the Patriots really wanted to go unbeaten every year
They’d create a weather manipulating machine and just play in the snow every game.
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If the Colts beat the Jaguars
They would both be 3-2 in division before the last games. So if they went 1-1 in the last two, the team that lost a division game would be out.
If both lost a division game, that means the Colts beat Oakland, and wins in common games.
If both won the division game, they’d be equal in common games, and the Jaguars would win in conference record
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But if the Jags beat the Colts
Indy is fucked, for all intents and purposes unless the Ravens fall apart.
If the Ravens went 1-3 down the stretch (assuming Indy goes 2-0 after beating the Jags) they would be equal in Conference record. Then it goes to common games, which would take more looking.
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lol, 425 yards and 6 TDs on 21 touches
woo whitey
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
over 1,000 total yards with 16 TDs in 3 games and it hasn't made me 5 star recruit yet
: (
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Dec 12, 2010 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
title game was much tougher
they where bringing the safeties up, their DL was whipping my teams OL and they had DBs who could actually get an angle on me. 174 yards on 26 touches, 1 TD.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Dec 12, 2010 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
*were
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
I can't tell what yard line anybody is at.
How annoying.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Except the Colts.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
That "brand new pair of rollerskates" commercial
Hurts my ears.
The two most useless things in existence? The BCS and Ryan Diem.
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Is that the one with the baby photo
being sent to a remote printer?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Probably,
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Yep.
I so badly want to lock the guy who came up with that ad in a small room with a cd player on an infinite loop of that song and make him go insane.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
That one makes my head spin
not likey
"You don't have bad luck. Bad things happen to you because you are a dumbass" - That 70's Show. Fire Frank Bush!
by RocketsAstros on Dec 12, 2010 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
TD 49ers
Now Im just pissed
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
Sigh...TD Niners
Go earthquake!!!
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
Of course.
TEN-NE 2009.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
I'm flipping it to Daniel Negreanu's
Million Dollar Challenge.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Sweet.
Daniel just won!
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
I just busted my tourney
AQ vs A7s, had him dominated but he hit the flush.
i’m like the Texans of Poker today.
:-(
Tough break.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Hasselbeck is :(
It’s sad watching a QB throughout his whole career because at the end it’s just hard to watch
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
That's it, I want a new quarterback
Fuck you Hasselbeck!
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
I was about to say
They’re not playing Tebow!
Although it’d make life a lot easier right now if they were.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
Bring in Charlie Whitehurst for the second half
It’s Clipboard Jesus time
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
Looks like the Rams are going to lose as well.
6-7 Rams, 6-7 Seahawks
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
John McClain is clogging up my twitter feed with a bunch of stupid dribble
Goddamn it.
"Lord, beer me strength."
well older folks do tend to do that, probably the declining sensation and muscle control
oh McClain…
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Dec 12, 2010 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
Actually had someone complain about #mcclainorbleacherreport today
And come up with I think, #mccownormcclain
It’s a fair question.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Dec 12, 2010 4:56 PM CST up reply actions
lloydcole? lloydcorn?
Something like that. Just check my timeline, I call him on it.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Dec 12, 2010 7:21 PM CST up reply actions
30-7 49ers up at half
Pete Carroll is going to murder someone in the locker room
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
That's assuming he doesn't
Just spontaneously explode first.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
Time to take my mind off of the suck that is the Seahawks game.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
Oh the parallelism
On one fantasy league, I’m the 8th seed who snuck in the playoffs. I’m up by a comfortable margin over the dominating 1 seed.
In another, I’m the dominating one seed who is being whipped by the 8 seed.
Damn you playoff madness.
"Lord, beer me strength."
I missed my playoffs because of the MNF game last week.
Damn you Benjarvus Green-Ellis!!!
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
Holy tap-dancing freakin' Jesus!
I just saw the Metrodome implode! That roof must have been a non-union job.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
That roof looked like a bedsheet
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
It's inflatable...
It’s not a hard surface…so it collapsed under the 18 inches or so of snow.
"Lord, beer me strength."
More likely a Government sibsidized union job
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 12, 2010 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
Video of the year.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Damn, that video of the Metrodome roof collapsing is sick
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
/watching Scrubs now
//much better than the NE-CHI game
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
It's just like the NE/TEN game last year
Patriots dominating in the snow.
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I'm putting money on them picking up ring 4.
Just a scary team that’s getting better every week.
"Lord, beer me strength."
So if a good defense like the Bears gets raped to the tune of 33 points in the first half
What the hell will the score be at halftime tomorrow?? 1000-0?
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
Fuck Hasselbeck
Pick 6 on the first throw of the half
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
Dear Coach Carroll,
Kindly place a shock collar around Hasselbeck’s neck and when he goes back looking like he’s about to throw the ball, would you please send him 1000 volts to dissuade him from such a foolhardy decision?
Thank you,
UT
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
Good lord, 37-7 San Fran?
I know Seattle is garbage away from Qwest, but DAMN.
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Breaking news!!!!1!!!1!
Pete Carroll has been arrested on murder charges following the discovery of a dead J.P. Losman in the locker room.
His lawyer, Herbert V. Quackenbush, claimed his client’s actions were justified and showed tape of the SEA/SF game, and stated that nobody would miss Losman, anyways. The police promptly released Carroll, reportedly saying “next time, choose a different quarterback.”
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 4:52 PM CST up reply actions
I might go to the Giants/Vikings game tomorrow
Since apparently general admission tickets are free and I know some people who want to go. If they could get multiple tickets I’d probably join them.
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You in the Detroit area?
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
I'm in Indiana, about 4-5 hours from Detroit
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Why not?
I’d go to damn near any free NFL game like that.
Assuming my team wasn’t already playing on MNF
I have to wait to see if my friend who lives near there can get two
Because I wouldn’t be able to get there that early for the tickets I wouldn’t think, 4-5 hours not counting the likely still going storm and unplowed roads. By the afternoon I would hope the highways would be plowed enough.
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CLIPBOARD JESUS! PLEASE!
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
Pete Carroll refuses to listen to my cries
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
Hooray, my fantasy seasons are officially over after this week.
Considering I’m dead last in one league and next to dead last in the other!
/Glugs Vintage Clorox
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
Fuck McClain just jinxed the Niners
He declared them NFC West Champions.
Fuck you, McClain. Keep your picks to your goddamned self.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Hot damn! Pancakes is useful for something after all!
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 4:49 PM CST up reply actions
The games today have been teh suck.
Jacksonville wins on several lucky breaks, and close to every game right now is a blowout.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Pretty much
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BTW,
I still don’t think NE’s defense is any good. NE’s offense is just very scary with Brady at the top of his game and several great TE’s/slot receivers to throw to. Oh, and they don’t have Maroney anymore.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
ANOTHER PICK?
I give up on life
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
Wow.
If the current scores held up, I will 6-0 in the late games, and 10-3 for the week. That will allow me to make up some major ground.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Sweet.
CBS switched the game to just about the only competitive game going on right now.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Now if only Fox would do the same with the Seahawks game.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 5:03 PM CST up reply actions
I'm in the South Bend market
So they’ll keep Bears to the end.
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Ew.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
I have Sunday Ticket on my computer, so I'm good
Although, frankly, these games suck.
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This has been a public service announcement.
Yep.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
40-7 49ers up
Alright, I really need to study. Goodbye everyone
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
....and I catch Leon Washington returning a kick for a TD as I am getting up...
must. resist. crappy. football.
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
Crappy football is still better than baseball playoffs
and a bunch of other things
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by The Night Owl on Dec 12, 2010 5:34 PM CST up reply actions
THIS▲
"When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles."
-Words of an ancient philosopher (Attributed by Harq al-Ada to one Louis Veuillot)
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 6:20 PM CST up reply actions
Well...
It took the Seahawks long enough but at least we’ll have double digits when we lose!
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
Dammit! We need the jags and the colts to lose one more game
I’d rather the colts beat the jags then the jags beat the colts, oakland should take care of peyton (hopefully). Jags are getting extra superfuckinglucky at the right time. I’d root for them if they make the playoffs, anybody from the AFC South basically, but im sure they would be one and done.
Dolphins and Jets are offensive inept.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
*offense-inept
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Yep.
"When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles."
-Words of an ancient philosopher (Attributed by Harq al-Ada to one Louis Veuillot)
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 6:11 PM CST up reply actions
I still think the Ravens, Colts, and Steelers in the AFC have a decent chance
at beating the Pats in the playoffs.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Falcons/Saints could also beat them in the Super Bowl.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
BOO...
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 7:25 PM CST up reply actions
Uh-huh.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
The defense is playing better each week
The offense is the league’s best
They’ve beaten a lot of contenders, they’ll likely have home field throughout. I like their chances. I can’t see a team they can’t beat in the AFC.
"Lord, beer me strength."
US!
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 7:29 PM CST up reply actions
We won't have enough players to field a team by then
We would be lucky to make the playoffs.
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
Ye of little faith!
Leap from thy bandwagon!
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 7:46 PM CST up reply actions
Holy shit
Like we need any more reasons to hate the Jets! What a dirtbag! Tripping a player intentionally.. a staff member. Fucking dirtbag.
I can't believe he did that.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
I have now been overcome by extreme boredom.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Announcer is right.
Should have been OPI on Edwards.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
I am completely convinced that the Colts win
if they face the Jets in the first round. Complete frauds.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Yep.
Last year they beat a truly awful Bengals team and faced a Chargers team that beat themselves about 20 different ways.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Plus someone (and I'm not naming any names...) laid down and gave them a free ride into the playoffs
LOL.
Worked out great for the Colts. They got rested and faced an easy playoff schedule.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Who wouldn't?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
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by The Night Owl on Dec 12, 2010 5:40 PM CST up reply actions
That's not the reason though.
They just wanted to rest their starters for the playoffs. History supports that.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
I wasn't.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
It was unrealistic to want that.
"When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles."
-Words of an ancient philosopher (Attributed by Harq al-Ada to one Louis Veuillot)
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 6:14 PM CST up reply actions
LOL.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Bring me back some tube socks and some bath salts.
What? I like to feel pretty.
"When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles."
-Words of an ancient philosopher (Attributed by Harq al-Ada to one Louis Veuillot)
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 6:15 PM CST up reply actions
Y'know
If these NFL games aren’t going to entertain me, I’ll be forced to go back to writing.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
Letters to Penthouse, I assume?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Of course!
But between those, this week’s Onion, which I still don’t quite know what the hell I’m gonna write about, my book, and my actual JOB I’m freakin’ swamped. SWAMPED, I say!
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 5:55 PM CST up reply actions
I'm sure the game tomorrow will give you inspiration
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
It usually does.
I just hope, for once, it doesn’t revolve around Frank Bush. That well is starting to dry up, methinks.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 6:00 PM CST up reply actions
You noticed the dearth of new material around these parts, I assume?
Because, yeah, saying the same shit every week has gotten old.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
That, actually, gives me an idea.
I’ll have to wait to see if I can still use it after tomorrow but it’s something!
Thanks!
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 7:08 PM CST up reply actions
Next week is officially must-win
If we lose there is no possible way for us to win the division.
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
And there would only be a miniscule chance of
sneaking in as a wild-card.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Correct
To get the wild card we would need to
Beat OAK and TEN
BAL to lose 3 of the following: NO, HOU, CIN, and CLE
HOU to lose one more game after BAL
SD (if they hold on against KC) to lose two of the following: SF, DEN, CIN
MIA (if they hold on against NYJ) to lose to one of the following: BUF, NE, or lose two more games including the DET one
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
My head hurts.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Also
If we win next week we have the tiebreaker so if we would lose to OAK and JAC lost another game we would move on.
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
Don't want to have to count on JAX losing though.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Seattle down 19 with a couple of minutes to go.
We can do this, right?!?!!?
(Looks around)
Anybody here?
Sigh…
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
Everyone abandoned you.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Can't say I blame them really.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 5:57 PM CST up reply actions
Watching Sanchez makes me depressed
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Makes me depressed that announcers can
consider him good.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Amazing what happens when you make him chuck it deep
And have competent defensive backs.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Dec 12, 2010 6:08 PM CST up reply actions
Makes me happy.
"When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles."
-Words of an ancient philosopher (Attributed by Harq al-Ada to one Louis Veuillot)
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 6:17 PM CST up reply actions
Heh:
PeytonsHead Sloppy weather, sloppy play, lopsided scores. After the day games, even PETA members are looking forward to watching Vick vs the #Cowboys.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Everyone realizes that the Patriots are going to win the Super Bowl, right?
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
Not until Brady is hoisting the Lombardi.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
BANNED.
Don’t care if you’re on meds or not for that one.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 6:02 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
They are unbeatable
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
The Jets and Browns disagree.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Also,
The Colts, Ravens, and Chargers were all within 3 points.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Except they are, otherwise they'd still have a 0 in the loss column.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 6:03 PM CST up reply actions
Yep.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Now they are
They are peaking. 40-some points per game against playoff teams with great defenses no less.
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
Lions, Jets, and Bears.
Lions and Jets don’t have great defenses, and I wouldn’t say either of them are “playoff teams.”
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Jets are a playoff team
They will definitely get in. And they do have a pretty good defense.
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
I wasn't talking about playoff team in the literal sense
as you are. I’m saying they aren’t good. And I still think that defense isn’t that good.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
They can be eliminated tomorrow
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 12, 2010 6:15 PM CST up reply actions
They lose Ravens win
Pretty much eliminated
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 12, 2010 6:18 PM CST up reply actions
They would be the #6 seed.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
They play PIT, CHI and BUF the rest of the season.
They could easily drop 2 of those the way they’re playing.
"When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles."
-Words of an ancient philosopher (Attributed by Harq al-Ada to one Louis Veuillot)
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 6:23 PM CST up reply actions
They could.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
They suck big, sweaty balls.
"When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles."
-Words of an ancient philosopher (Attributed by Harq al-Ada to one Louis Veuillot)
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 6:26 PM CST up reply actions
Tis the season
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 12, 2010 7:54 PM CST up reply actions
Seconded.
"When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles."
-Words of an ancient philosopher (Attributed by Harq al-Ada to one Louis Veuillot)
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 6:17 PM CST up reply actions
I really don't want those cock-flavored lollipops to win.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Dec 12, 2010 6:04 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I would rather any other team in the league win.
That includes the Jags, Jets, Chargers, Saints, Ravens, and Steelers.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Rec'd. A thousand times, rec'd.
"When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles."
-Words of an ancient philosopher (Attributed by Harq al-Ada to one Louis Veuillot)
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 6:18 PM CST up reply actions
Sanchez is a joke
Mr. Clutch my dick with glasses
1970 - 1984 - 2010
"Ignorant people are easier to control"
Jets have a chance
to drive for a TD to win.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Sanchez is so clutch
that he dropped the ball without being touched!
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Sorry.
Barely touched.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Cotchery with butterfingers.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Next play is probably a long ball to Holmes or Edwards
1970 - 1984 - 2010
"Ignorant people are easier to control"
What?
Why spike it? What a waste of a down with more than a minute left.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
So?
There’s still a minute left. Run a quick sideline play.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Downs are too valuable in 2 minute drills
to waste one on a spike except under extreme circumstances.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Now you regret spiking it,
don’t you?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
And again...
He fumbles. Damn next time you gotta get the ball Phins!
1970 - 1984 - 2010
"Ignorant people are easier to control"
Now please...
RUN THE FUCKING BALL PHINS!
1970 - 1984 - 2010
"Ignorant people are easier to control"
Kneeling works too.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
woo hoo
Jets lose!
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
So happy. So many lulz.
"When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles."
-Words of an ancient philosopher (Attributed by Harq al-Ada to one Louis Veuillot)
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 6:24 PM CST up reply actions
So that's how a real defense stops a team with time running out
I’ll be damned.
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Miami's D isn't that bad.
It’s still hard to look bad against the Jets O, though.
"When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles."
-Words of an ancient philosopher (Attributed by Harq al-Ada to one Louis Veuillot)
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 6:25 PM CST up reply actions
Miami's D is not not that bad...
Or it’s not hard to look bad against the Jets O?
"When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles."
-Words of an ancient philosopher (Attributed by Harq al-Ada to one Louis Veuillot)
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 6:30 PM CST up reply actions
KILL ZEM! KILL ZEM ALL!
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-Words of an ancient philosopher (Attributed by Harq al-Ada to one Louis Veuillot)
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 6:25 PM CST up reply actions
how clutch
2 minutes to drive 65 yards and you take 3 sacks and fumble the ball twice. THAT is clutch!
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He had a season's worth of fumbles in one game
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 12, 2010 6:21 PM CST up reply actions
Clutchy.
"When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles."
-Words of an ancient philosopher (Attributed by Harq al-Ada to one Louis Veuillot)
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 6:26 PM CST up reply actions
What an ugly game.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Sweet, salty tears.
"When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles."
-Words of an ancient philosopher (Attributed by Harq al-Ada to one Louis Veuillot)
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 6:26 PM CST up reply actions
It's like you guys get me.
"When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles."
-Words of an ancient philosopher (Attributed by Harq al-Ada to one Louis Veuillot)
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 6:30 PM CST up reply actions
If I hold anything against the Colts
it is stealing the Texans playoff berth last year and giving it to the Jets.
Not to poke the bear...
But the Texans kind of did that to themselves with that crappy start to the season.
Just sayin’ you can’t really expect the Colts to do you any favors, and anyway the Bungles really fucked it for you.
"When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles."
-Words of an ancient philosopher (Attributed by Harq al-Ada to one Louis Veuillot)
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 6:35 PM CST up reply actions
But
It would have been awesome of them if they did.
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 12, 2010 6:45 PM CST up reply actions
True.
Even though I would have rather faced the Jest in the playoffs than the Texans it would have been pretty awesome to see them get into the playoffs for the first time.
"When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles."
-Words of an ancient philosopher (Attributed by Harq al-Ada to one Louis Veuillot)
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 6:49 PM CST up reply actions
Sorry.
I tried to phrase it as painlessly as possible.
"When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles."
-Words of an ancient philosopher (Attributed by Harq al-Ada to one Louis Veuillot)
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 6:55 PM CST up reply actions
Back
Boy, Denver sucks. And the Jets seem to suck now too.
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"Now?"
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by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 6:36 PM CST up reply actions
They were 9-2
Can’t be THAT bad in theory.
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"In theory" being the operative phrase there.
They snuck by some really shitty teams.
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-Words of an ancient philosopher (Attributed by Harq al-Ada to one Louis Veuillot)
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 6:41 PM CST up reply actions
Like the Texans.....
Aww, I made myself depressed.
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 12, 2010 6:55 PM CST up reply actions
Most of the wins were against bad teams
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 12, 2010 7:58 PM CST up reply actions
I need Vick and Maclin to dominate tonight
Like best games of their careers dominate. Good thing Vick usually plays better in night games….
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
Criminals do their best work under cover of darkness.
"When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles."
-Words of an ancient philosopher (Attributed by Harq al-Ada to one Louis Veuillot)
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 6:51 PM CST up reply actions
Lulz.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
9-4 for my picks on the week.
GB fucked me out of 15 points, though. YOU BASTARDS!
"When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles."
-Words of an ancient philosopher (Attributed by Harq al-Ada to one Louis Veuillot)
10-3 for me!
Missed JAX, BUF, and DET winning.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
You guys aren't in a confidence points league, are you?
"When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles."
-Words of an ancient philosopher (Attributed by Harq al-Ada to one Louis Veuillot)
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 7:04 PM CST up reply actions
I missed GB, CHI, CLE and WAS.
Damn you Hunter Smith!
"When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles."
-Words of an ancient philosopher (Attributed by Harq al-Ada to one Louis Veuillot)
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 7:05 PM CST up reply actions
Nope.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Ouch!
I put 15 on Green Bay. FML.
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-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 7:25 PM CST up reply actions
I had 12 points on them
Then again, I’m barely in the top 30 so who cares at this point. 16 points on the Texans, let’s do it!
I was at 16th as of last week.
I keep floating between 23 and 16 the whole season.
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 7:27 PM CST up reply actions
Honestly...
I’m pretty disappointed with the AFC South in general this season. This may be the worst season in the win/loss category that we’ve had in quite a while.
"When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles."
-Words of an ancient philosopher (Attributed by Harq al-Ada to one Louis Veuillot)
Does anyone else get the feeling
that Dungy and Roidney want to strangle each other?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
All the songs are terrible
I cringe in embarrassment at the thought that people think any of the nighttime football songs are good ideas or cool. Just start the game.
Just hit mute and look at Faith Hill
Infinitely better than listening to it.
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A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 7:26 PM CST up reply actions
Except that aside from her legs I am so embarrassed for her for how retarded she looks pointing at us surrounded by offensive linemen and background fireworks
Just epic fail across the board. Its worse than Fox’s robot.
Whiskey
this ones for you then.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/184572/saturday-night-live-sunday-night-football
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
It cracks me up
when she sings that the games already started and it’s “14 to 3”.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
Yeah that and the Nacho recipe. Just awesome.
I can’t wait to make my coworkers watch that tomorrow morning.
Wow Eagles down field.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
That was quick.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Not bad
8-5 in picks……1 fantasy team up…another down by 4 with McCoy and Foster left for me……I’m feeling good.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Wow, feels like this is gonna be a blowout
by fgp on Dec 12, 2010 7:34 PM CST via mobile reply actions
That's just not fair.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
C'mon Eagles, smash the Cowturds
Give me some entertainment today!
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A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
Does Philly start every game with a 60 yard bomb?
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
Certainly seems like it doesn't it?
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 7:37 PM CST up reply actions
We used to do that it seemed like.
Where has the deep pass gone? We used to be able to get an 80 yard TD to ’Dre pretty easily to start things off.
It went to Washington to coach with his father.
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A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 7:38 PM CST up reply actions
So did the screen pass
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by The Night Owl on Dec 12, 2010 7:39 PM CST up reply actions
No.
Sometimes it’s a 30 yard Vick run.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Dear Durga
Thanks for showing me that it could be worse. I could be a Broncos fan and get embarrassed by the Arizona Cardinals.
Hugs,
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Just a matter of time before someone catches us sleeping with a fake field goal
wait… I’m pretty sure that’s happened in the past 18 months
Speaking of Durga
I am reading a book where she occasionally features as a kind of character, and it cracks me up every time.
Oh look, the bandwagoners are already leaving the game!
Not really.
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A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
Okay, how many of these damn Gronkowskis are there?
Seems like every game I watch there’s 11 Gronkowskis playing in it!
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A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
three of them
one in NE, one in Denver, & one in S Ok.
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by The Night Owl on Dec 12, 2010 7:41 PM CST up reply actions
There are 3 in the NFL.
and they have a little brother that plays Division I baseball I think. Family of all athletic boys.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
I still think it's just one mutant guy who can make
multiple energy-based copies of himself.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 7:42 PM CST up reply actions
Damned multiples.
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by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 7:45 PM CST up reply actions
The one in South Oklahoma is the worst of them
Forgot to block someone & got his QB hurt
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by The Night Owl on Dec 12, 2010 7:47 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, Al, that's exactly what they did.
If they didn’t, it wouldn’t be a reverse now would it?! You don’t need to explain what they did twice!
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A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
One of the announcers during the Miami game referred to Santonio
as SanAntonio Holmes. I lol’d.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
Further evidence that these guys aren't hired based on intelligence.
That said, I fully expect to see Vince Young in a broadcast booth when his career is over…in about a month or so.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 7:48 PM CST up reply actions
I thought hiring Matt Millen as an announcer was enough evidence
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by The Night Owl on Dec 12, 2010 7:49 PM CST up reply actions
Nah, that was just piling on.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 7:49 PM CST up reply actions
Millen was the worst...
if he called Arian Foster “Adrian” one more time I swore I was gonna find him and choke him.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
That was an honest mistake
He was compensating for the lack of “D” here in Houston
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by The Night Owl on Dec 12, 2010 7:51 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
LOL
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-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 7:53 PM CST up reply actions
VY would sounds like Bobby Boucher in the broadcast booth.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
He would be
too busy “just winning games” to ever be an announcer.
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 12, 2010 7:51 PM CST up reply actions
“What-what happens is, the-the-the center has-has the ball first. And-and-and the quarterback will say, “Hike.” That’s when the c-center puts the ball in-into the hands of the quarterback. So what I do is, I-I start tacklin’ the quarterback, unless he give the ball to-to s-somebody else, in which case, I-I try to tackle that person."
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
In a related story...
CBS has announced that all the Texans games next year will be covered by Steve Tasker, Dan Fouts and Vince Young.
May Durga help us all.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 7:54 PM CST up reply actions
LOL.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
I hope not
That would mean that the Titans finally gave up on the failed experiment that is VY.
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 12, 2010 7:54 PM CST up reply actions
I think you need to throw Theismann in there.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Shudder...
Nobody deserves THAT…that’s too cruel.
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A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 7:56 PM CST up reply actions
Cowboys fans do.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
"That'll move the chains!"
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 7:55 PM CST up reply actions
Don't forget CJ when his career is over!
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Could you imagine VY and Chris Johnson as a team calling a game?
It’d be epic. They’d be like the Fox crew today that thought the Redskins scored on 5th down somehow.
HAHA!
I didn’t know teleprompters had a picture mode for the illiterate.
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 7:52 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck you, Tashard Choice
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
/Shake's head explodes
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Hold them to a field goal!
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
Hey! NBC broadcast crew?
Don’t you EVER EVER EVER play ZZ Top during a Cowboys game again! They are undeserving of such awesome music.
Yours,
UT
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 7:50 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I waited tables at a Pappadeaux in the Woodlands
and the bassist for ZZ top would come in all the time. He was such a nice guy.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
They used to come into Mars Music all the time when I repaired guitars there
Dusty Hill and Billy Gibbons… those guys are great.
Billy Gibbons is awesome.
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 7:56 PM CST up reply actions
He's actually my cousin.
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A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 7:57 PM CST up reply actions
No shit?
That’s fucking awesome!
Tix, please?
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 7:57 PM CST up reply actions
I wish.
Unfortunately, I’ve never met him and he’s a distant relative, like third cousins or something like that.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 7:58 PM CST up reply actions
Did'nt you say the player Vodka used a racial slur against was your cousin too?
Or was that someone else?
Must have been someone else
I don’t even know who Vodka used the slur against.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 8:00 PM CST up reply actions
KMR
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 8:00 PM CST up reply actions
Pappadeaux
At I-10 and the beltway.
No zz top though. Roger clemens and one time the Rock
by AllenOU on Dec 12, 2010 7:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I've waited on Avery Johnson a few times too
Always made me want to mock him when he’d order.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
LOL, I know what you mean.
Every time I saw him on TV I would immediately start singing “We represent the lollipop guild…”
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 7:58 PM CST up reply actions
Rec'd.
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 7:55 PM CST up reply actions
He'll still be in debt even with a big contract.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
He's playing just well enough to get ready
For his next big, public atrocity.
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A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 8:05 PM CST up reply actions
Huh?
espn_afcsouth Hard to believe: #Titans would win division if tied at top with #Jaguars, #Colts or #Texans at 8-8. Would take a lot for that to happen.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Kuharsky?
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 8:05 PM CST up reply actions
Yep.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Douche.
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 8:06 PM CST up reply actions
Okay, that's scary.
I actually said in another thread that he would find some way to give the Traitors the AFC South even in the most ridiculous of scenarios.
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A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 8:07 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, no sense at all
We lose to Baltimore or Denver & win the other three, but the rest of the division finishes 8-8, wouldn’t the Texans hold all the tiebreakers?
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by The Night Owl on Dec 12, 2010 8:07 PM CST up reply actions
Guess not.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
We would win against the BESF's on head to head
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 12, 2010 8:09 PM CST up reply actions
Wait.
Your loss would have to be to the Titans since they have to win out to go 8-8.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
That really wouldn't make sense
because we would have beaten the BESF’s twice & split with both the Colts & Jags
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by The Night Owl on Dec 12, 2010 8:10 PM CST up reply actions
That would be hilarious
They’d get crushed by whoever they played, first game. They’d save a lot of embarrassment letting a real team go instead.
Sigh...I can haz nose tackle?
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A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
You can not haz.
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Then No TE For You
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by The Night Owl on Dec 12, 2010 8:10 PM CST up reply actions
We have Tamme and Eldridge.
We can haz SS?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Not before we can!
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 8:12 PM CST up reply actions
No NT for you then.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
And no CB's.
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 8:13 PM CST up reply actions
Yep.
We haz CB’s.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
All iz broked, though. :(
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 8:15 PM CST up reply actions
Still didn't catch that.
You said I can haz?
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A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 8:14 PM CST up reply actions
You can haz Sanders.
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 8:15 PM CST up reply actions
Do. Not. Want!
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 8:16 PM CST up reply actions
Too bad. Merry X-mas, suckerZ!!1!!
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 8:17 PM CST up reply actions
Fine, you can has Eugene Wilson then.
Whether you like it or not!
/runs away laughing
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A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 8:18 PM CST up reply actions
Deal!
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 8:19 PM CST up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zNjQecyjE8&feature=related
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
So you're saying there's a chance?
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkO5VyY78xQ&feature=related
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
I'm not sure I understand.
Are you saying no? Because the last clip said yes.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6FUR_nhGX8&feature=related
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
His mouth says no...but his eyes say...
…I don’t know WHAT the hell his eyes are saying!
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
Okay, seriously,
What the hell was THAT?!
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A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
A video that never ceases to mesermize me:
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/trololo-edward-hill-russian-rickroll
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
You only get the glass one you already have
You break, you buy
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by The Night Owl on Dec 12, 2010 8:12 PM CST up reply actions
He's gone afte the season though.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Yep.
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 8:14 PM CST up reply actions
Fine, we'll take him & have him fitted with titanium plating on his bones
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by The Night Owl on Dec 12, 2010 8:16 PM CST up reply actions
*Adamantium
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-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 8:16 PM CST up reply actions
And he would still break.
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-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 8:17 PM CST up reply actions
Well what do you expect for the money you're offering?!
This is Adamantelle, otherwise known as Fool’s Adamantium.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 8:18 PM CST up reply actions
LOL
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by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 8:20 PM CST up reply actions
I mean it's fine quality adamantelle
But you’re gettin’ what you’re paying for, that’s all I’m saying…
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 8:21 PM CST up reply actions
Which is why I'd point Uncle Bob towards the titanium
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by The Night Owl on Dec 12, 2010 8:22 PM CST up reply actions
titanium is cheaper & the body doesn't reject it
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by The Night Owl on Dec 12, 2010 8:17 PM CST up reply actions
We also have a nice meteor full of adamantium that we'll throw in.
/really a frozen chunk of poopy
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by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 8:19 PM CST up reply actions
I'm sorry, I didn't hear you there.
I CAN haz NT?
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 8:11 PM CST up reply actions
Only if we can haz SS.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO...
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 8:14 PM CST up reply actions
Who?
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Take your pick
Kris, Chris, CC, Duane which one you want
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
SD already took Kris
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by The Night Owl on Dec 12, 2010 8:17 PM CST up reply actions
Nah.
We’ll trade Fosters though.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
LOL.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
I don't know
We have a bunch of beer snobs here, & I’m not sure if that’s quality beer
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by The Night Owl on Dec 12, 2010 8:26 PM CST up reply actions
Um...no can haz.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 8:26 PM CST up reply actions
Sure, I think we have one in stock for you.
I also have a nice selection of Christmas trees if you’d like.
Right here at Honest Frosty’s Used Trees!
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 8:13 PM CST up reply actions
Yay!
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
AW THATS SO DIRTY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLwh5nFYK5Y&feature=player_embedded
THAT DIRTY MAN.
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April 29, 1992 is the intro song to that
Haha awesome
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
I like Channing Crowder
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
If that coach isn't fired
…………..
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
He looks like Ice-T in that movie Surviving the Game.
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
Got this fucked up situation and these fucked up police. It’s about coming up and staying on top and screaming ONE-EIGHT-SEVEN on a motherfuckin’ cop
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
LOL
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-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
the bears suck. hard.
same goes for the raiders.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
Yeep. And the Seahawks. So bad...
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 8:22 PM CST up reply actions
At least the rest of the division sucks as badly as the 'Hawks!
At this rate, a 7-9 Seahawk team would get the same seeding as the Colts (in different conferences of course)
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
So pathetic.
Can we just swap the NFC West for the Pac-10?
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
Sure, probably similar salary structures for the players already
And that’s just U$C!
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 8:25 PM CST up reply actions
Zing!
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
the Lions beat the Packers...
i do believe that is the 7th sign. End. Is. Near.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 12, 2010 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
Meh.
No Rodgers, no Packers.
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-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
the packers should still beat the lions...
heck Painter could be the QB and they should still win.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 12, 2010 8:25 PM CST up reply actions
No, the End is when the Lions face the Browns in the Super Bowl.
That’s when you need to get your chainsaws ready for the zombie apocalypse.
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A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 8:25 PM CST up reply actions
don't you mean Texans/Lions?
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 12, 2010 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
Nah, Texans in the Super Bowl would just be divine justice
Especially if played in Nashville.
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A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 8:28 PM CST up reply actions
Wrong, it's when a Tebow led offense, coached by Brett Farve, goes against a Patrick Willis led defense, coached by Patrick Willis
All sorts of natural disasters will occur when Tebow & Willis make impact
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by The Night Owl on Dec 12, 2010 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
No, the Patriots are just that good
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
well forcing myself to watch a bit of that game...
how dumb are the bears in doing NOTHING to prepare their gameballs? shockingly, they were slippery, and they fumble easily.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 12, 2010 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
Nice block by Jeremy Maclin
It’s so hard to find receivers who actually block. Garcon is one of the better ones.
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
And Michael Floyd is a better blockers than Ryan Diem, Mike Pollak, Charlie Johnson, and Jamie Richard
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
True.
And Hines Ward.
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
Fierce
I love it. I could be down for writing a long paper on how great of a blocker Michael Floyd is. Best blocking wide receiver in college football.
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VICK FOR MVP!!!
/threw up a little…
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Must be the drugs talking
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A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
Ghey.
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
Brady is probably going to win it :-(
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
THIS!!1!1!
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-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
There we go!
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Saving up for the Ravens/Texans game tomorrow.
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A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
Hope so.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 12, 2010 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
Nice INT by PHI.
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-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
Dear advertising shills,
Until those Coca-Cola polar bears show up on my television, it is not Christmas.
Clock’s tickin’, shills!
Yours,
UT
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 12, 2010 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BznwsT6r_tM
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 12, 2010 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony...
I’d like to buy the world a Coke and keep it company.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 12, 2010 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
This game is heating up.
Cowgirls intercept it right back.
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
Starting to get hungry.
I might have to heat up that chicken fried steak I made last night
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
....
now I want chicken fried steak.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 12, 2010 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
I got plenty from last night.
I also have sliced jalapenos, red onions, and pecans in a brown sugar glaze to go with it if you’re interested.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
Take out the pecans,
and I’m there.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Is that game STILL going on??
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
I really like Al Michaels.
Sucks that he has to be paired with Collinsworthless.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
all tv announcers suck.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 12, 2010 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
Exhibit A.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Could you imagine Gus Johnson calling
the Tyree helmet-catch?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Jim Nantz is good too.
Very smooth and not an idiot.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Do not.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
C'mon Cowturds
Miss it! Miss it! Noonan! Noonan!
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
Time for more studying.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
,
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
HAHA!
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
Brady slobbin'.
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
mute is your friend...
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 12, 2010 9:05 PM CST up reply actions
Then why did she steal $200 and a gram of crystal meth from me? Riddle me that.
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
That bitch.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
I still love that skank.
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 9:08 PM CST up reply actions
YOU OWED HER THAT!
After all she did for you, how could you hold that against her? She saved your life man!
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 12, 2010 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
..........
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
..
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 9:08 PM CST up reply actions
I can't really get into this game.
I think it’s NFC East fatigue.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Lot of volleyball happening in this game.
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
i would pay money...
to see the vikings/giants play under that collapsed roof.
greatest game ever.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
I'm fairly sure
Ziggy Wilf made it snow so Minnesota gives him his new stadium.
"Lord, beer me strength."
At which case...
the Big 10+2 would have a really nice slate of stadiums to rotate their conference title game in (Minneapolis’ new dome, Ford Field in Detroit, and Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis)
"Lord, beer me strength."
That would be nice.
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
Favre back to throw...
Looks left, turns, puts in his dentures, rears back and throws and incomplete! That roof has really been a thorn in Favre’s side today.
Don’t worry Steve, if anybody can work around that it would be the “Ol’ Gunslinger™”
Oh, shut up, Matt.
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A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 12, 2010 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
LOL
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by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
You know that roof collapse was God's way of keeping Favre's streak alive, right?
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by The Night Owl on Dec 12, 2010 10:39 PM CST up reply actions
No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!
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by Marked Hoosier on Dec 12, 2010 10:41 PM CST up reply actions
Favre's gonna play tomorrow, I almost guarantee it
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by The Night Owl on Dec 12, 2010 10:43 PM CST up reply actions
So you're saying Tebow did it?
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by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 10:42 PM CST up reply actions
No, Patrick Willis did
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by The Night Owl on Dec 12, 2010 10:43 PM CST up reply actions
Don't take Tebus' name in vain!!!
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by Marked Hoosier on Dec 12, 2010 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
This Cowboys team is so much better
under Jason Garrett.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Suspiciously better.
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 9:26 PM CST up reply actions
They were sandbagging!
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
Bastards!
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by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
TD Cowgurls.
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-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
I have no clue on this riddle from Irsay, and apparently, no one else does either:
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Clue: a golfball he would hit,2 everyones surprise; but never n the winter… 2 cold outside!!!!!!
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: (With apologies to DZ) Making the playoffs is hard. It is an accomplishment. Never, ever take it for granted, and never treat it with contempt.
He's so high right now
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
Michael Vick to DeSean Jackson is so beautiful
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
And that dive was hilarious
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by Colts Homer on Dec 12, 2010 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
DeSean is a show-boating idiot...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIWWrdDNBRU
Great receiver, but a selfish idiot.
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-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
He's awesome
Showboating is awesome.
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by Colts Homer on Dec 12, 2010 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
He's a selfish attention whore.
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-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
He's got the talent to back it up
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by Colts Homer on Dec 12, 2010 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
That makes it all better.
If you’re talented you’re entitled to be an ass. Bullshit. Give me a classy guy who cares about his team first any day of the week over a freak with diva issues.
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
Mama said knock you out...
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-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
Who says Jackson doesn't care about his team?
He’s just out there having fun and being awesome.
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by Colts Homer on Dec 12, 2010 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
If he costs his team TD's and penalty yards by yelling, "LOOK AT ME! I'M TEH AWSUM!"...
Then he doesn’t care enough for me. You can have fun without acting like a jackass. It’s your job, dude, try to be a little more professional is all I’m sayin’.
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
which is why I hate teams...
were everyone has a celebration dance. who celebrate. everything. even when losing.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 12, 2010 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
where everyone even...
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 12, 2010 10:27 PM CST up reply actions
>cough< Cowgurls.
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 10:27 PM CST up reply actions
i like the picture...
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by Marked Hoosier on Dec 12, 2010 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
breaking news:
Kitna sucks.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 12, 2010 10:01 PM CST reply actions
but more than Romo is a tough question
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
eh, he is better than our backup Painter is all I know...
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 12, 2010 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
Truth.
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
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by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
Better than Orlousy too
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Drano Milkshakes, For when a slow, painful death is preferable to watching the Texans play defense
by The Night Owl on Dec 12, 2010 10:41 PM CST up reply actions
anyone still here? One way to find out...
THE STARS AT NIGHT, ARE BIG AND BRIGHT!
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 12, 2010 10:12 PM CST reply actions
Follow the star!
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 10:14 PM CST up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QltlctqfY4E
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 12, 2010 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
That movie was so WIN.
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
WIN was the secret word!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 12, 2010 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
My buddy was Jambi for Halloween a couple of years ago.
It was awesome.
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
Awesome.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 12, 2010 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
Large Marge.
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 11:35 PM CST up reply actions
LOL
The line on the NYG/MIN game is now set at 0.0 n/a.
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 10:16 PM CST reply actions
Old dude's still got legs.
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
TD Dallas. Game on.
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 10:19 PM CST reply actions
lies....
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 12, 2010 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
A for Effort...
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 12, 2010 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
ugh...
why does the season always fly by?
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 12, 2010 10:27 PM CST reply actions
STOP MAKING ME SAD!
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 10:28 PM CST up reply actions
♫♪
My child arrived just the other day
He came to the world in the usual way
But there were planes to catch and bills to pay
He learned to walk while I was away
And he was talkin’ ‘fore I knew it, and as he grew
He’d say “I’m gonna be like you dad
You know I’m gonna be like you”
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 12, 2010 10:35 PM CST up reply actions
FAAAAAAAAAAAAATHER!!!!
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
Very excited to see what the proposed Downtown Los Angeles Stadium looks like
I’m sure HKS will do a fantastic job. They did Lucas Oil Stadium, Cowboys Stadium, Miller Park, and the proposals for New Anfield and New Vikings Stadium.
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
Not enough room in the space it is being planned on
My guess is that it looks like the Vikings Stadium proposal.
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
by Colts Homer on Dec 12, 2010 10:49 PM CST up reply actions
Chargers and Vikings
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
by Colts Homer on Dec 12, 2010 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
i wish they set up tomorrows games like a doubleheader...
NFL= no fun league.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 12, 2010 10:40 PM CST reply actions
That would be awesome.
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 10:41 PM CST up reply actions
wonder if detroit people going to the game cheer for the giants...
or just for viking fail?
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 12, 2010 10:42 PM CST up reply actions
They cheer for free tickets.
/unemployment joke
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
free tickets?
heck, i would go to detroit for free tickets.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 12, 2010 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
Do it.
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 10:49 PM CST up reply actions
ROAD TRIP!!!
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 12, 2010 10:50 PM CST up reply actions
Can you watch my snake?
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 10:51 PM CST up reply actions
only if I get to feed it a mouse!
Unleash the fury!!!
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 12, 2010 10:54 PM CST up reply actions
DING! DING! DING!
Tom Green FTW.
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
Had to do with people actually going to the game
They wouldn’t start it after the first game, move the time of the original MNF game, or start the Vikings game at 5…
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
by Colts Homer on Dec 12, 2010 10:43 PM CST up reply actions
screw ticket holders...
the nfl never cares about them anyway.
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 12, 2010 10:47 PM CST up reply actions
True.
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 10:49 PM CST up reply actions
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago . The little boy, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and asked, ‘If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?’
The mother, who couldn’t think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.
So the boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, ‘If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?’
The busy flight attendant smiled and said, ‘Did your mother tell you to ask me?’
The boy said, ‘Yes, she did.’
‘Well then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. And ask her to explain that to you.’
"I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky" -Philip J. Fry
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 12, 2010 10:53 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
LOL
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
Sweet!
The Man Who Fell to Earth is on!
The one-eyed view of our universe says you must not look far afield for problems. Such problems may never arrive. Instead, tend to the wolf within your fences. The packs ranging outside may not even exist.
-The Azhar Book; Shamra I:4
by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 12, 2010 11:06 PM CST reply actions
On Twitter
There is a trending topic for #inhighschool and #inmiddleschool….it brings up great memories
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
Stupid ESPN statement
No team is more dependent on good quarterback play than Green Bay.
Dumb. Dumb. Dumb.
"Lord, beer me strength."
And the longhorns
Tailgating in the blue lot 2mrw?
by AllenOU on Dec 13, 2010 12:10 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
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