Monday Night Football Open Game Thread: Ravens v. Texans Mk. 4th Quarter
by riversmccown on Dec 13, 2010 9:58 PM CST
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Happy birthday, Mike Tirico.
I got you a present. A nice cup of shut the fuck up.
[enter some witty remark here]
by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 13, 2010 9:59 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
i also pee'd in that cup.
(shhh its a surprise!)
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Who da fuk is that lame anyway
His ass couldn’t play tudor electric football successfully…
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
What?
No Favre mentions?
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:00 PM CST reply actions
Huh?
Did you miss the Favre count that’s up to 27 now?
[enter some witty remark here]
by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 13, 2010 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
of course.
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At least next week, we'll still have something to fight for
cause beating the Titans is always awesome
The AFC South FAIL BOWL.....awesome.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Dec 13, 2010 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
We already played that game once.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Dec 13, 2010 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
Sorry to break it to you:
Rusty Smith isn’t playing.
[enter some witty remark here]
by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 13, 2010 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
Vodka Collins....whatever.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Dec 13, 2010 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
Vodka Collins > Rusty Smith
Though that isn’t saying much…
Hey, we both suck and assuming you guys lose this game, we’re both out of the playoffs. So the AFC South Suckbowl will be one of the worst offenses versus the worst pass defense in the NFL.
The final score could be a 3-3 tie at this point.
[enter some witty remark here]
by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 13, 2010 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
Also, my money is on this team quitting after the playoffs are out of the picture tonight.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Dec 13, 2010 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
NickScurfield
Graphic just shown by ESPN: The Ravens have lost 4 games in which they led in the 4th quarter this season
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After tonight, it’ll.. still be 4 games.
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 13, 2010 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
ahahahahaha true, true.
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Nolen!
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:02 PM CST reply actions
Wait.....who?
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Dec 13, 2010 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
he has a sports hernia
and still has 9 sacks.. What do you want from the guy? He is also near the top in QB hits and pressures btdubs.
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
egh, give him a break.
he plays for frank bush, its gotta be hard to play hurt AND give a fuck.
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Haha.
I was watching those last two plays and thought it was the Ravens on defense. I’m not kidding.
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 13, 2010 10:03 PM CST reply actions
No worries.
We’ll totally create a turnover.
by DisplacedTexan on Dec 13, 2010 10:03 PM CST reply actions
shhhhhhhhhhh
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Wow
the fact that they continue to throw it around indicates a deep (and well-deserved) lack of respect for our secondary. That made me ill at the end of the first half too that they elected to air it out with a 14 pt lead instead of just kneeling down, knowing they were getting the ball back to start the second.
or a respect
for our offense
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
They sent everyone
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:04 PM CST reply actions
3rd and 17...TD?
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by TexansForever on Dec 13, 2010 10:05 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
3rd and 12
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Hey, a Cushing siting!
What’s that, three good plays this season?
/shouldhavetakenclaymatthewsinhindsight
There's Antonio Smith
Always good for one.
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they punt! woooo!!
so we go three and out form our… 6?
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lol...just lol....
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
Only a 99 yd drive needed
Wooo hoo!!
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:07 PM CST reply actions
i would jizz so hard...
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(fantasy points and whatnot)
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Especially the whatnot
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
..
…
[enter some witty remark here]
by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 13, 2010 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
Ok now we're gonna get that safety i predicted earlier
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
EPIC 99 YARD DRIVE INCOMING
Gimme some sack lunch
Waiting patiently for the next Texans 4th quarter collapse
^^^ISNOTREALISTIC
[enter some witty remark here]
by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 13, 2010 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
..
You may be right.
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 13, 2010 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
Why not?
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 13, 2010 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
Safety or TD return?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
we only need
2 more touchdowns 1 extra point and 1 two point conversion
or 8 safeties.
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Had to run out for about a half hour
So what’s new with Favre?
Currently searching for a better signature.
‘New’ and ‘Favre’ don’t belong in the same sentence.
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 13, 2010 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
If only they had gone for TD’s instead of FGs
by Crazy Eye Killa on Dec 13, 2010 10:09 PM CST reply actions
It's back there in the first quarter
With their chances of winning
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 13, 2010 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
If Matt only had an arm
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:10 PM CST reply actions
LaDarius seems to be everywhere tonight
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
I love the decision to throw that.
Probably had a first down running it, but when you’ve got Andre one-on-one, huck it up.
And that should have been PI; whacked him in the back of the head there right before the ball got there.
Good catch, DA
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
ok, I've never been big on snuff films
night guys.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
well, maybe a little
still in for this drive
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Dec 13, 2010 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
Hell yeah, Arian.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
Great call here
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:12 PM CST reply actions
Did they really get ONE play off between the 10-9 minute mark....FU Kubes
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
Yeah, I was thinking why not HURRRY
by Crazy Eye Killa on Dec 13, 2010 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
97 should've caught that.
Another dropped pass.
[enter some witty remark here]
by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 13, 2010 10:13 PM CST reply actions
I don’t.. the gave up a lot of pounds.
by Crazy Eye Killa on Dec 13, 2010 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
Down 15 points, waste a timeout because you can't get the call in
Stupid coaches.
[enter some witty remark here]
by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 13, 2010 10:15 PM CST reply actions
Both?
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 13, 2010 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
Stupid headset?
Meaning ‘stupid fans’ for making too much noise
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
At least the fuktards didn't spike it there.....
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Dec 13, 2010 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
No, no.. it’s not Kubiak, it’s everyone else but Kubiak..
by Crazy Eye Killa on Dec 13, 2010 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
no no, just wait till the presser... its all on him
“that was on me, i called a play and expected my players to get it, sorry”
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as;dlkfjasdopifjpqoiwejfpqoiwejfl;skdfja;slkdfja;sldkfja;lsdkjf
I want to throw the remote at my TV!!!
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
Bad clock management!?
I did NOT see that coming! Color me shocked.
by DisplacedTexan on Dec 13, 2010 10:16 PM CST reply actions
What color would that be?
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 13, 2010 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
QB Matt Schaub now has 13,415 yards with the #Texans, which puts him past David Carr’s franchise career record of 13,391
"Lord, beer me strength."
Man, I am so done with Kubiak.
Really, what more does it take to get rid of this guy? Poor play calling, poor defense, poor special teams, poor clock management, always says the same stupid shit in post game conferences. I understand its the end of the year, and that there’s a lockout coming, but he still has to go. If McNair doesn’t get rid of the entire front office, he’ll be the laughing stock of the league (well, second to the Bengals)
Seriously, why are our fans screaming on 4th down when WE have the ball
by goingforthecorner on Dec 13, 2010 10:17 PM CST reply actions
.........
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
by shake n bake on Dec 13, 2010 10:18 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
HEY THAT'S MINE!
[enter some witty remark here]
by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 13, 2010 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
AJ is clutch.
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 13, 2010 10:17 PM CST reply actions
A thing of Beauty
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:17 PM CST reply actions
WOW... nice catch by DA...
too bad he got knocked out
by Crazy Eye Killa on Dec 13, 2010 10:18 PM CST reply actions
Coz he is white
Makes him “gritty”
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
He’s a unicorn… a mythical white creature that you never see.. kind of like white running backs.
by Crazy Eye Killa on Dec 13, 2010 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
/continues the race train
White people are awesome.
Wait, I’m doing it wrong.
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 13, 2010 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
Not to sound like a dick...
But he evidently isn’t gritty enough to get off the field and save us a time-out.
by Nashmeister on Dec 13, 2010 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
They don’t have to use a TO… that’s when it’s under 2 minutes.. i think?
by Crazy Eye Killa on Dec 13, 2010 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah no way that was a penalty.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
Yes… and Kubiak will still be the head coach and people will yell “SEE I TOLD YOU HE WAS BUILIDING A CHAMPION!”
by Crazy Eye Killa on Dec 13, 2010 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
Why would they call that NOW?
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
The worst damn thing
This is the first year in the past 5 years do to being in the Marines that I have been able to pay attention to the entire season, it seemed like ti would be the most promising but has turned into the most disappointing
It’s like this every year.
[enter some witty remark here]
by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 13, 2010 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
I want to know how anyone could have been paid
For those stupid Radio Shack ads
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:20 PM CST reply actions
I tend to feel that way about most commercials.
For instance, evidently somebody though that the creepy, off-putting progressive insurance lady would help business in some way. Personally, I think it’s just part of a bet between progressive and state-farm to see who can make me feel most uncomfortable.
by Nashmeister on Dec 13, 2010 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
Gotta be grounding.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
Not based on some of Schaub's throws
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
and the Texans still can't get the td
[enter some witty remark here]
by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 13, 2010 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
here goes the game.
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,,
There’s a gleam, men. THERE’S A GLEAM!!!1
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 13, 2010 10:23 PM CST reply actions
99 Yd drive!
Against the Ravens
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:23 PM CST reply actions
Typical Texans
they make it just close enough to say “what if”
Yeah, I don’t know why I’m getting my hopes up…
by Crazy Eye Killa on Dec 13, 2010 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
This one doesn't have the same feel to it.
Because it’s 8. I don’t see a two-point conversion in their future.
by Nashmeister on Dec 13, 2010 10:25 PM CST up reply actions
OK
Who called the epic 99 yard drive when they started at the 1?
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 13, 2010 10:24 PM CST reply actions
Unless they win, it was all for not
by Crazy Eye Killa on Dec 13, 2010 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I just wish they came out playing this furiously….
by Crazy Eye Killa on Dec 13, 2010 10:25 PM CST up reply actions
Gotta admit
They put on a show!
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:25 PM CST up reply actions
Well.. in my Pick ’Em games, I had them winning
Well.. in my Pick ’Em games, I had them winning30-28 before I ‘started being sober’ and picked against them.’
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 13, 2010 10:25 PM CST up reply actions
After tall these drinks
I am not scrolling
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
CTRL+F IS YOUR FRIEND
EPIC 99 YARD DRIVE INCOMING
Gimme some sack lunch
Waiting patiently for the next Texans 4th quarter collapse
by SackLunch on Dec 13, 2010 8:08 PM PST reply actions
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 13, 2010 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
We got time
for a TD and 2 point conversion
I bet they don’t onsides kick though. They rely on our D, which will give up a TD
Hasn't done it all half, for what it's worth.
I’d really like to have that kick-return back, right about now.
by Nashmeister on Dec 13, 2010 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
FAVRE COUNT: 28
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 13, 2010 10:25 PM CST reply actions
After a Texans TD
They talk about Favre
I am shocked :|
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:26 PM CST reply actions
And SOMEHOW.....
they probably made that tie into his consecutive game streak being broken.
I was watching at a sports bar and they had the vikes game on the speakers and they were tying EVERYTHING to the streak being ended. “Oh look, a basketball highlight and do you know what the longest consecutive starts streak is for a basketball player…..it’s XXXXXX STILL not as long as Brent Favre.”
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
Texans offense has over 400...
Ravens have 210
And they’re losing… that’s the Texans for ya
by Crazy Eye Killa on Dec 13, 2010 10:27 PM CST up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I don’t want them to do this to me again. I feel like I have battered wife syndrome!!!! They keep pulling me back in!!!!!
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
Perfect Analogy
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:27 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, but battered wife's put out
Texans are just gonna leave us with blue balls.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
Confession time...
I have almost been pulling for the blowout to help facilitate the Kubiak family Drive for Denver. But like the Godfather, these kids on Kirby keep pulling me back in…
I’m the same.. don’t want them to lose, but I’m sick of Kubiak.
by Crazy Eye Killa on Dec 13, 2010 10:27 PM CST up reply actions
It could happen...
If they somehow swung a trade for Ed Reed within the next fifteen seconds.
by Nashmeister on Dec 13, 2010 10:28 PM CST up reply actions
No Mario, no DeMeco, no Barwin...
No chance.
by Nashmeister on Dec 13, 2010 10:30 PM CST up reply actions
Lack of pass defense
prevents any comeback
YEA!
great cover skills. woooo
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THAT is NFL ready...
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Actually wasn't bad
Against a wiley Mason
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:28 PM CST up reply actions
dont worry, they will win
and win out until JAX, where they will break our hearts in a close game by finding some new way to lose
Gimme some sack lunch
Waiting patiently for the next Texans 4th quarter collapse
Yeah, the Ravens were just toying wiht our emotions.
by Crazy Eye Killa on Dec 13, 2010 10:28 PM CST up reply actions
YEA!
this efense sucks…
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Ball hits sideline
And the wind the clock
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:29 PM CST reply actions
*they
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:30 PM CST up reply actions
Of course
this would happen the minute I turn off the game. Maybe I should just stop watching.
Blue devils.
ha...
the shot of the fans in stands was awesome.. they have the look I probably have on my face.. which is “they gonna lose”
by Crazy Eye Killa on Dec 13, 2010 10:30 PM CST reply actions
Quin was aewsome!
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:33 PM CST reply actions
they prob would of git it if they ran it
Gimme some sack lunch
Waiting patiently for the next Texans 4th quarter collapse
GOT A STOP!!!
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
Why did they throw at the only DB you guys don't want tarred and feathered?
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
Holy shit.
I seriously just peed myself a little.
What the hell was that decent D all about?!?
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
+1
He’s fighting his ass off against a big dude…..reminds me of AJ against Innegan but with the good guy on our side.
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
This game will obviously end in a failed 2-point conversion.
by Enrique Flores on Dec 13, 2010 10:33 PM CST reply actions
doesn't sound all that dramatic
we need something like a fumble into the endzone, or another dropped ball
by goingforthecorner on Dec 13, 2010 10:34 PM CST up reply actions
Three *awesome* plays by Quin this game.
If we’re still calling him “mediocre”, then what the fuck does that say about everyone else on this defense?
that ref looks like a ghost
Gimme some sack lunch
Waiting patiently for the next Texans 4th quarter collapse
They threw a flag
Before anyone was touched
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:34 PM CST reply actions
quin has been better since the batted ball game....way to go jackson. fuck head
My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!
Woo,
Now we believe that they can work it out with another 99 yard drive.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
Of Course
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:35 PM CST up reply actions
::kills self::
…yeah, twice in one game
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
Yeah, that’s why I don’t understand why they don’t run a no-huddle ala the Bills under Jim Kelly
by Crazy Eye Killa on Dec 13, 2010 10:35 PM CST up reply actions
why dont we throw to the sidelines?
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We get a TD but not he conversion?
Is this how this has to end?
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Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
it would be new...
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Would be nice to have that timeout back
by goingforthecorner on Dec 13, 2010 10:35 PM CST reply actions
You mean the TO they shouldn’t have needed to take?
by Crazy Eye Killa on Dec 13, 2010 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
I would have challenged
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:39 PM CST up reply actions
No
We gotta score with like 0 seconds left
To stand a chance
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
Well, it’ll only be a tie… then they’ll lose in OT
by Crazy Eye Killa on Dec 13, 2010 10:37 PM CST up reply actions
what’s this.. the 5th or 6th make or break game this season?
by Crazy Eye Killa on Dec 13, 2010 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
No
He hasn’t thrown a pick-6 yet!
Everything has fallen to pieces.
Earth is dying, Help me, Jesus.
by Colts Homer on Dec 13, 2010 10:36 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Why the fuck can't this team play 4 quarters?!?
Jeebus help me.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
☝ Because we are Texans Fans
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:37 PM CST up reply actions
PLEASE take up all of the 2 mins...
don’t leave 2 secs…
Me too
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:38 PM CST up reply actions
It had to be
4th and a yard
just had to be
Blue devils.
it will take him 2.5 seconds to get each yard.
do not let schaub run lol
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Those damn losses against NYJ and JAX!!! Ugh.
by Enrique Flores on Dec 13, 2010 10:39 PM CST reply actions
Almost had a fucking hear attack
Blue devils.
not what I would have done.. but it worked
by Crazy Eye Killa on Dec 13, 2010 10:40 PM CST up reply actions
2 4th down catches for Jacoby?
What world am I living in?
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4th down to Jacoby?!?!!?
I am amazed
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:39 PM CST reply actions
Going to Jones with one chance for the game
death wish much?
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
MY HEART IS BEATING FAST
Gimme some sack lunch
Waiting patiently for the next Texans 4th quarter collapse
why... do they do this to us...
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if we lose...
i don’t think i can take any more of these games…
WHY ARE YOU GOING DOWN TEH MIDDLE!?!?!!!!
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Why do I not feel as excited as I should be
I just have this feeling we’ll do something stupid to screw this up, in typical Texans fashion
by goingforthecorner on Dec 13, 2010 10:41 PM CST reply actions
he just... outran someone...
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Schaub runs for 1st down!
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:41 PM CST reply actions
He is...
Maybe the best offensive player in football this year.
by Nashmeister on Dec 13, 2010 10:42 PM CST up reply actions
wow Foster
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Arian Foster bonaaaaarz
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Foster
Just amazing
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:42 PM CST reply actions
jesus christ
That catch was amazing
Blue devils.
WOW
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
zoooooooooooooooooooomgz
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AJ TD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
Fuck. Balls. Hell. Damn. Fart.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
So glad I took Modafinil
So I could study watch this game
Everything has fallen to pieces.
Earth is dying, Help me, Jesus.
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjSWOEIUSFS
FUCK YEAYHAHHHHHHHHH
by goingforthecorner on Dec 13, 2010 10:44 PM CST reply actions
JACOBY JONES?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
Here's where we see
2 points baby
Blue devils.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he got it@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
WREOIQHDB;Gdksl,zan'DGOASKRNVA;KDZJNV;KQENRFDAFVD
jacoby i love you
OMG
And JJ!
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:45 PM CST reply actions
Has hell frozen over?
Jacoby? That’s like, at least one catch for every drop in this game tonight! What’s next? Not allowing the Ravens to score in 21 seconds? I’ll believe it when I see it.
HOLY AWESOMENESS!
WHY THE FUCK CANT WE PLAY THAT WAY FOR 4 QUARTERS???
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
Double shit.
21 Seconds
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
im gonna have a stroke...
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Schaub must have stopped listening to Kubiak
by Crazy Eye Killa on Dec 13, 2010 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
If we win the toss, we will probably win it
Ravens D is done for!
by goingforthecorner on Dec 13, 2010 10:45 PM CST reply actions
Keep in mind...
Our defense hasn’t given up a point this half either.
by Nashmeister on Dec 13, 2010 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
Matt Schaub haters still around?
That’s what I thought.
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Dec 13, 2010 10:45 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Exactly
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
Its like the game against Miami a few years ago
but we gotta win in OT
+ no hail mary
by WhiskeyR on Dec 13, 2010 10:46 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Damn texans...
GOD… they look so good.. why don’t they play like this for 60 minutes???
by Crazy Eye Killa on Dec 13, 2010 10:45 PM CST reply actions
If they played like this for 60 min.....
we’d be 12 – 0.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
Guys
just stopping in from Turf Show Times, SBN’s community for the Rams. I gotta give it up. You team is maddening to watch, but holy hell do you guys have some fight in you. You should be proud.
You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In *St. Louis* his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well, *Steven Jackson* was the best.
makes it hard
to want to fire kubiak sometimes ya know?
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
Even with a loss...
It just strikes me as counterproductive to fire somebody when you’ve been in all but four games in the final moments of the fourth quarter in two straight seasons.
by Nashmeister on Dec 13, 2010 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
Not so fast… they have a losing record
by Crazy Eye Killa on Dec 13, 2010 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
Wow.
I hate caring this much, but it’s so awesome.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
That's what makes us sports fans
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
I'm having a hard time breathing
omg
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
13 seconds
why am i atill worried?
Gimme some sack lunch
Waiting patiently for the next Texans 4th quarter collapse
ok, for all the schaub hate i have given (everyone knows it lol)
i have to say he is on fucking fire right now.
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so im sorry.
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Also, of note:
140 for Andre. Denver and Jacksonville both give up a ton of yards through the air, which means that 1500+ for the 3rd-straight season is quite possible.
On MNF too
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:47 PM CST reply actions
Holy shit,
Rice just got crushed from behind.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
haha
who runs? Gary Kubiak move
Blue devils.
Don't want to be a downer
but Kubiak just saved his job!
by goingforthecorner on Dec 13, 2010 10:48 PM CST reply actions
Damn it.. if the Texans going to the playoffs means Kubiak keeps his job, so be it… he’ll probably keep his job no matter what..
by Crazy Eye Killa on Dec 13, 2010 10:49 PM CST up reply actions
Arian Foster is a cutie.
"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell
Have no fear...
Still time for the Texans to blow it…
by Matt Schaub's Weekly Interception on Dec 13, 2010 10:48 PM CST reply actions
1 more catch for Andre
Ties him for Rice’s 10-plus catch, 100-plus yard games.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Well, maybe the D will be as fired up as the offense… if not, then well, FIRE KUBIAK!!!
by Crazy Eye Killa on Dec 13, 2010 10:49 PM CST up reply actions
what happened? gamecast ain't telling me
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Dec 13, 2010 10:50 PM CST reply actions
Raven Pick 6
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
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by TexansForever on Dec 13, 2010 10:59 PM CST up reply actions
meant at the end of regulation
people were cursing and I didn’t know why. Apparently it was because Ravens won the toss
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Dec 14, 2010 5:56 AM CST up reply actions
CLASSIC!!!!! ABSOLUTELY A TEXANS FINISH!!!1
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
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