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Monday Night Football Open Game Thread: Ravens v. Texans Mk. Overtime

Do I hear two Maryland-based OT wins in a year, or do I hear another spectacular loss?

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and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Dec 13, 2010 10:48 PM CST reply actions  

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 13, 2010 10:48 PM CST reply actions  

this is it guys.

my heart is pounding so damn hard.

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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by Kiratomi on Dec 13, 2010 10:48 PM CST reply actions  

Damn,

Defense needs a stop

by fgp on Dec 13, 2010 10:49 PM CST reply actions  

Well.

Here we are

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by Autra on Dec 13, 2010 10:49 PM CST reply actions  

come on d

redemptiont ime

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 13, 2010 10:49 PM CST reply actions  

COME ON D. GET SOME STOPS

You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.

by Antho10000 on Dec 13, 2010 10:49 PM CST reply actions  

id really like to have not lost that flip

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by Kiratomi on Dec 13, 2010 10:49 PM CST reply actions  

Okay efense....

Earn your D.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 13, 2010 10:49 PM CST reply actions  

Isn't this ironic.

The Texans defense will be the first thing tested in OT.

[enter some witty remark here]

by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 13, 2010 10:49 PM CST reply actions  

FUUUUCK

i sat matty in my fantasy league… hopefully i wont care later…

by CaptainCool on Dec 13, 2010 10:49 PM CST reply actions  

I picked the Texans to lose this game in my Pick 'Em games.

At this point, fuck it. Hope you guys win. Hate the Ravens.

[enter some witty remark here]

by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 13, 2010 10:50 PM CST up reply actions  

If we win, schaub gets the game ball.

So fucking clutch today, where has this been all year? He even had some of that micheal vick mobility!

by fgp on Dec 13, 2010 10:49 PM CST reply actions  

so our season

comes down to our stout defense.

Choo Choo! Get on board the Marvin Lewis train for 2011 Defensive Coordinator.

by DaGoaT on Dec 13, 2010 10:50 PM CST reply actions  

a;lskdjfa;lskdja;lskdjfa;lskdjf;alskdjf;alksdjf

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Dec 13, 2010 10:50 PM CST reply actions  

Quin will win this game

Remember I posted this

I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:50 PM CST reply actions  

Pick 6

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Dec 13, 2010 10:50 PM CST up reply actions  

It's gotta be a DB.

Antonio Smith pressure + dare I say it… Pollard?

by Nashmeister on Dec 13, 2010 10:51 PM CST up reply actions  

The Quarterback who didn’t play in MIN-NYG isn’t making news, you clowns are making him news!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Dec 13, 2010 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Surprise

More Favre Talk

I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:51 PM CST reply actions  

I once tried to convince myself

that it was advantageous to lose the OT coin toss, because odds are you end up with better field position.

I’m still trying to convince myself.

by clarky1661 on Dec 13, 2010 10:51 PM CST reply actions  

Im goin fumble recovery by someone for us

You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.

by Antho10000 on Dec 13, 2010 10:51 PM CST reply actions  

Oh man

Defense?? Great

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Dec 13, 2010 10:52 PM CST reply actions  

With that much time on the sideline

does the D have it in them?

Why must I care?!?

Why, god, why the fuck must I care.

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by Autra on Dec 13, 2010 10:52 PM CST reply actions  

My CA just came into my room and said hes going to write me up

for yelling and banging on the walls

Gimme some sack lunch
Waiting patiently for the next Texans 4th quarter collapse

by SackLunch on Dec 13, 2010 10:52 PM CST reply actions  

i will not curse frank bush's name (for a week) if we can get a turnover here.

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by Kiratomi on Dec 13, 2010 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

insane play

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 13, 2010 10:52 PM CST reply actions  

Pick 6!!

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by Autra on Dec 13, 2010 10:53 PM CST reply actions  

It's that time!

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by Autra on Dec 13, 2010 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Great play Cush!!

atta boy

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Dec 13, 2010 10:53 PM CST reply actions  

How the hell was that a catch...

Jesus, falling backwards and he gets that off.

by Nashmeister on Dec 13, 2010 10:53 PM CST reply actions  

fuuuuuck

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Dec 13, 2010 10:53 PM CST reply actions  

I'm feeling a tie

Everything has fallen to pieces.
Earth is dying, Help me, Jesus.

by Colts Homer on Dec 13, 2010 10:53 PM CST reply actions  

Wow

Cushing did something

I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:53 PM CST reply actions  

POLLARD

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 13, 2010 10:53 PM CST reply actions  

YEAH!

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Dec 13, 2010 10:53 PM CST reply actions  

POLLARD!

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by Autra on Dec 13, 2010 10:53 PM CST reply actions  

Nice penetration (heh) by Pollard

Everything has fallen to pieces.
Earth is dying, Help me, Jesus.

by Colts Homer on Dec 13, 2010 10:53 PM CST reply actions  

CUSHING too

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 13, 2010 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

just one stop, 3rd and 5.... please

Gimme some sack lunch
Waiting patiently for the next Texans 4th quarter collapse

by SackLunch on Dec 13, 2010 10:53 PM CST reply actions  

I <3 BP

Not the company

Blue devils.

by rizzleroy on Dec 13, 2010 10:54 PM CST reply actions  

On the blitz

I’ve been asking for this all season….he was meant to blitz.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Dec 13, 2010 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

cmon

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Dec 13, 2010 10:54 PM CST reply actions  

An aggressive defense

isn’t this what Bush promised from day 1? Where has this been?

At the same time though… wow! Now all the complaints of their offense from Ravens fans makes a lot more sense

by goingforthecorner on Dec 13, 2010 10:54 PM CST reply actions  

gah

Gimme some sack lunch
Waiting patiently for the next Texans 4th quarter collapse

by SackLunch on Dec 13, 2010 10:54 PM CST reply actions  

AARRGGGHHHH

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by Kiratomi on Dec 13, 2010 10:54 PM CST reply actions  

been on the sideline a lot

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 13, 2010 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

his guts are trying to escape

I don’t blame him.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Dec 13, 2010 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Dec 13, 2010 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Pollard has intensity.

"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"

by Salad on Dec 13, 2010 10:54 PM CST reply actions  

Why did we switch to man?

Oh wait Bush is our coordinator.

Blue devils.

by rizzleroy on Dec 13, 2010 10:55 PM CST reply actions  

Pollard with the tip

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by Autra on Dec 13, 2010 10:55 PM CST reply actions  

ty pollard

Gimme some sack lunch
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by SackLunch on Dec 13, 2010 10:55 PM CST reply actions  

please

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Dec 13, 2010 10:55 PM CST reply actions  

3rd and 10, please, PLEASE

Gimme some sack lunch
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by SackLunch on Dec 13, 2010 10:56 PM CST reply actions  

THAT should be intentional grounding.

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by Kiratomi on Dec 13, 2010 10:56 PM CST reply actions  

Time for Quin Pick 6

I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:56 PM CST reply actions  

let us pray

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Dec 13, 2010 10:56 PM CST reply actions  

YES!!!

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by Autra on Dec 13, 2010 10:56 PM CST reply actions  

SACKED

Gimme some sack lunch
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by SackLunch on Dec 13, 2010 10:56 PM CST reply actions  

HLY FUCK THE FUCK YES

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 13, 2010 10:56 PM CST reply actions  

PRAISE DURGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Kiratomi on Dec 13, 2010 10:56 PM CST reply actions  

Anderson and Okoye.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 13, 2010 10:56 PM CST reply actions  

Great jod D

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Dec 13, 2010 10:56 PM CST reply actions  

DURGA YES SACKED

Gimme some sack lunch
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by SackLunch on Dec 13, 2010 10:56 PM CST reply actions  

Sorry

I just fainted for a few seconds

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Dec 13, 2010 10:56 PM CST reply actions  

thats biiiiiiiig time

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Dec 13, 2010 10:56 PM CST reply actions  

Texans D steps Up?

I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:57 PM CST reply actions  

A FUCKING STUNT THAT WORKED!!!!

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by Autra on Dec 13, 2010 10:57 PM CST reply actions  

come on jacoby, north and south

Gimme some sack lunch
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by SackLunch on Dec 13, 2010 10:57 PM CST reply actions  

HAHA he just said "frank bush deserves a lot of credit. LMAO

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by Kiratomi on Dec 13, 2010 10:57 PM CST reply actions  

Hey.

If you’re gonna shit all over him when he does a bad job, then give him credit when he makes some nice calls.

by Nashmeister on Dec 13, 2010 10:58 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

wouldn’t be appropriate if we didn’t have to go 92 yards….give or take

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Dec 13, 2010 10:57 PM CST reply actions  

They are tired

pound the rock

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 13, 2010 10:57 PM CST reply actions  

man o man

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Dec 13, 2010 10:57 PM CST reply actions  

Foster time

I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 10:58 PM CST reply actions  

Oh god

that was close to being grounding

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Dec 13, 2010 10:58 PM CST reply actions  

atleast we dont have to score a TD this time

Gimme some sack lunch
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by SackLunch on Dec 13, 2010 10:58 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah, not a stunner.

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by Autra on Dec 13, 2010 10:58 PM CST reply actions  

Bummer

Everything has fallen to pieces.
Earth is dying, Help me, Jesus.

by Colts Homer on Dec 13, 2010 10:58 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Dec 13, 2010 10:58 PM CST reply actions  

fml

Gimme some sack lunch
Waiting patiently for the next Texans 4th quarter collapse

by SackLunch on Dec 13, 2010 10:58 PM CST reply actions  

DAMN DUDE

You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.

by Antho10000 on Dec 13, 2010 10:58 PM CST reply actions  

There it is

I’m gonna go drowned myself in bleach now

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Dec 13, 2010 10:59 PM CST reply actions  

god damnit.

We found a new way. What’s next?

by WhiskeyR on Dec 13, 2010 10:59 PM CST reply actions  

they did it again

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Dec 13, 2010 10:59 PM CST reply actions  

there we go, im straight back on my fuck schaub wagon.

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by Kiratomi on Dec 13, 2010 10:59 PM CST reply actions  

I'll be over here drinking until I can't feel feelings anymore

if anyone needs me

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by Autra on Dec 13, 2010 10:59 PM CST reply actions  

Who needs to run the ball when you can do that?

Typical Texans, typical Kubiak. We still have no idea how to utilize a great running game.

by goingforthecorner on Dec 13, 2010 10:59 PM CST reply actions  

Man, that's rough.

My heart goes out to you guys.

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Dec 13, 2010 10:59 PM CST reply actions  

Is there any dramatic way

left? I mean really. Any unbelievable way left to lose?

Choo Choo! Get on board the Marvin Lewis train for 2011 Defensive Coordinator.

by DaGoaT on Dec 13, 2010 11:00 PM CST reply actions  

Don’t ask…. the gods might answer that question on Sunday

by Crazy Eye Killa on Dec 13, 2010 11:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

And we’ll prove it over the next 3.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Dec 13, 2010 11:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Other than Aliens attacking the game at the same time as Godzilla?

Nope.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Dec 13, 2010 11:01 PM CST up reply actions  

That would actually be the best thing to happen

cuz then I’ll know the world is ending and it’ll all be over soon. ;)

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Dec 13, 2010 11:01 PM CST up reply actions  

So..

The defense, the worst pass defense in the NFL, withstood the test in OT and stopped the Ravens Offense.

Shaub then throws a pick-six.

Story of the Texans season.

[enter some witty remark here]

by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 13, 2010 11:00 PM CST reply actions  

Jeez

I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 13, 2010 11:01 PM CST up reply actions  

CLASSIC TEXANS ENDING!!!

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Dec 13, 2010 11:00 PM CST reply actions  

Josh Wilson confirms it in the interview

God hates the Texans

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Dec 13, 2010 11:00 PM CST reply actions  

this, this is why i think schaub is just an average QB.

the slightest bit of pressure and he tries to force passes he isnt capable of making.

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by Kiratomi on Dec 13, 2010 11:00 PM CST reply actions  

Schaub was good… I think they should have run Arian that close to the end zone…

by Crazy Eye Killa on Dec 13, 2010 11:01 PM CST up reply actions  

No TV

Someone want to give more details than just explicatives?

Currently searching for a better signature.

by einman77 on Dec 13, 2010 11:00 PM CST reply actions  

GREAT comeback… and then epic fail in OT… typical Texans

by Crazy Eye Killa on Dec 13, 2010 11:02 PM CST up reply actions  

run maybe once> fuck this team

My attitude is like a virgin......I dont give a fuck!

by The Abrego on Dec 13, 2010 11:00 PM CST reply actions  

I love how many people stopped bitching about how

we had no talent at the 4 minute mark of the 4th quarter.

Let the bitching begin.

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by Autra on Dec 13, 2010 11:01 PM CST reply actions  

Now there was when he looked like Peyton Manning!

My condolences, Texans fans.

Everything has fallen to pieces.
Earth is dying, Help me, Jesus.

by Colts Homer on Dec 13, 2010 11:01 PM CST reply actions  

It's my fault really

I held off believing till we got the ball back, should have known that would jinx them. Sorry guys, it’s on me.

by Bobbythegreat on Dec 13, 2010 11:01 PM CST reply actions  

They didnt beat us

we beat ourselves

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Dec 13, 2010 11:01 PM CST reply actions  

I think they beat us… well, that’s what the score says

by Crazy Eye Killa on Dec 13, 2010 11:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Ahhh

the classic rationalization!

Schaub has been taking lessons from Manning unfortunately…

by ColtsAllTheWay on Dec 13, 2010 11:02 PM CST up reply actions  

No surprise. The better team won

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Dec 13, 2010 11:02 PM CST reply actions  

well, i guess in Kubiak’s defense (which I hardly ever come to), the pass is what got them back in teh game.. i guess he was just going with what got them back in it… can’t really fault him that much

by Crazy Eye Killa on Dec 13, 2010 11:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I just want to say

I respect the hell out of all of you

As much good natured smack as I talk on here, you guys have one of the best communities on the internet

I know I would have put a bullet in my head at this point had the Jags pulled this kind of season

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by Jonathan Loesche on Dec 13, 2010 11:03 PM CST reply actions  

We tried to shoot ourselves in the head....but it was intercepted.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Dec 13, 2010 11:04 PM CST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA!!

Oh man, that’s just so terrible it’s funny.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Dec 13, 2010 11:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Amazing isn't it?

How this team does it to us like this.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Dec 13, 2010 11:05 PM CST up reply actions  

It’s just comical now to be a Texans fan… we knew it was coming… it wasn’t a matter of “if” but “when”

by Crazy Eye Killa on Dec 13, 2010 11:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Welcome to the part of the season i like to call.....DRAFT SPECULATION TIME!

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Dec 13, 2010 11:03 PM CST reply actions  

Please.....

I need at least a week. :(

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Dec 13, 2010 11:06 PM CST up reply actions  

BEST NEWS:

No one can claim Kubiak rallied the troops to win an impossible game. Bye Bye

by Norad918 on Dec 13, 2010 11:05 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah, but they’ll say “HE WAS SO CLOSE…”… it’s all about moral victories here baby! YEAH

by Crazy Eye Killa on Dec 13, 2010 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

can we all just agree that we should take out the last few losses on the Titans Sunday?

i just want to fuck-stomp them so hard they have to take a week off to recover.

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