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There's a pie chart that shows there's a 13% chance for an 8-8 team to make the playoffs. WE CAN'T LOSE!

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13% CHANCE AN 8-8 TEAM MAKES PLAYOFF!!

Man I would laugh my ass off, if the Texans got in at 8-8, and with the way this season has gone, 13 sounds like a good number.

GO TEXANS!!!!

Our time will come...

by Texanmaniac on Dec 16, 2010 4:19 PM CST reply actions  

What if we got in

And made it the afc title game in NE

by AllenOU on Dec 16, 2010 4:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

That would be so sweet:)....

visions of sugarplums dance in our heads

GO TEXANS!!!!

Our time will come...

by Texanmaniac on Dec 16, 2010 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

ZOMG BRING MARIO BACK

"You don't have bad luck. Bad things happen to you because you are a dumbass" - That 70's Show. Fire Frank Bush!

by RocketsAstros on Dec 16, 2010 4:40 PM CST reply actions  

Where's my pie?

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 16, 2010 5:00 PM CST reply actions  

you don't remember eating it?

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

Send Vonta Leach to the Beach! http://www.nfl.com/probowl/ballot?

by Rip Jersey on Dec 16, 2010 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, that was yours?

Oops, sorry ’bout that.

If it makes you feel any better…it was really good pie.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?

by UprootedTexan on Dec 16, 2010 9:52 PM CST up reply actions  

gooed

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

Send Vonta Leach to the Beach! http://www.nfl.com/probowl/ballot?

by Rip Jersey on Dec 16, 2010 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

The way our defense is,

The pats would destroy us with their tight ends and rb screens, rememer before welker went down last year he was tearing us up with wr screens.

by fgp on Dec 16, 2010 5:21 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

No we wouldn't

We would adjust.



BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

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http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 16, 2010 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Only til we were ahead by a score

Then we’d switch back to vanilla. ‘cause they would expect us to keep doing what works, the last thing they would expect is that we’d go back to what didn’t work.

Reminds me of a scene from Blackadder Goes fourth

A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7343miles South west of Houston.

by distant_texans_fan on Dec 16, 2010 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I need to re-watch that.

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http://www.battleredblog.com
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 16, 2010 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

...

Edmund: Now, would this brilliant plan involve us climbing out of our trenches and walking very slowly towards the enemy, sir?

Darling: How can you possibly know that, Blackadder? It’s classified information!

Edmund: It’s the same plan we used last time, and the seventeen times before that.

Melchett: It is exactly! And that’s what’s so brilliant about it! We will catch the watchful (edited) totally off guard! Doing precisely what we have done 18 times before is EXACTLY the last thing they’ll expect us to do this time! There is, however, one small problem.

Edmund: That everyone gets slaughtered the first ten seconds?

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?

by UprootedTexan on Dec 16, 2010 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

My favorite show!

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?

by UprootedTexan on Dec 16, 2010 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pxbzb8XXiGQ

A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7343miles South west of Houston.

by distant_texans_fan on Dec 16, 2010 10:08 PM CST up reply actions  

They are going to have a bye

we might actually get a 2nd shot at the Jets and Ravens if we got to the playoffs

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Dec 16, 2010 6:15 PM CST up reply actions  

13%!!

That’s the luckiest number of them all.

by cubic on Dec 16, 2010 5:56 PM CST reply actions  

WE CAN STILL WIN THE DIVISION

BUT IT MEANS THAT WE WIN OUT
TENN BEATS INDIANAPOLIS
INDIANAPOLIS BEATS JACKSONVILLE
INDIANAPOLIS LOSES TO OAKLAND
JACKSONVILLE LOSES TO WASHINGTON

OKAY WE MAY WIN OUT IF WE’RE LUCKY
BUT I DON’T SEE INDY LOSING TO OAKLAND
OR JACKSONVILLE LOSING TO THE REDSKINS

WHEN PIGS FLY!!! WHERE ARE WE LOKING IN THE DRAFT PICTURE AND WHAT’S OUT THERE… HAVE WE CONTACTED CHAMP BAILEY? SLATON AND ANDERSON PLUS A FOURTH ROUNDER .. HEY IT COULD HAPPEN..

Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!

by TEXSON on Dec 17, 2010 12:20 AM CST reply actions  

Oh my god, think of it!

Champ Bailey AND Glover Quin, neither of those guys allow touchdowns!

We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster

by Schlauton on Dec 17, 2010 1:20 AM CST up reply actions  

We can still make it!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX5jNnDMfxA

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Dec 17, 2010 7:17 AM CST reply actions  

YEAH!

GO TEXANS!!!!

Our time will come...

by Texanmaniac on Dec 17, 2010 7:26 AM CST up reply actions  

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