Post-Game Thread: Texans 17, Titans 31 -- April Is The Highlight Of Your Season, Again
by riversmccown on Dec 19, 2010 3:12 PM CST
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In the end, the Texans couldn't even live up to the overwhelmingly disappointing expectations that their fanbase had for them, which was to lose a close game that the offense carried them back into. Even in losing, they disappointed today.
On offense, Matt Schaub spent the entire day getting smacked around David Carr-style, and it showed in his statistical performance. Antoine Caldwell was abysmal, Eric Winston and Duane Brown continued to provide more of the same, and Chris Myers might have had the best pass blocking game on the entire offensive line. It should come as no surprise that the run game faltered as well, although at least they had a few good runs that were called back by penalty. Schaub, in his own right, made a number of poor decisions, and continued his troubling habit of trying to complete a four yard pass on third and long. Arian Foster got hurt. And somehow, they still managed to be the best Texans unit of the day.
Troy Nolan managed to tip a sure interception away from a teammate and into the hands of Kenny Britt. The defensive line averaged one jump offsides per drive in the first half. Kareem Jackson can't cover an NFL wide receiver, but is on the field because we've given up. The best play the team had all day was when Antonio Smith ripped Brian Cushing's helmet off, then got him flagged for it. Or at least, that was the only play in which they played with any intensity. This Titans passing game, while it looked better in the second half last week, had looked abysmal since Vince Young was placed on injured reserve with shattered pride. Instead, Kerry Collins decimated the Texans, raising questions about Rusty Smith's ability to perform the ABC's while playing hopscotch.
Who to go after first on special teams? Jacoby Jones and his inability to figure out that you're supposed to go forward on punt returns? Steve Slaton not being able to figure out that there's a sideline? Matt Turk shanking balls 20-30 yards on a regular basis? The laughable Neil Rackers onside kick attempt?
There was one victory today, a victory that every Texans fan can celebrate in: we no longer have to pretend like this team matters on Sunday this year. Your Houston Texans are in the cellar, have guaranteed their first losing season since 2006, and are going to have a relatively high pick in the NFL draft.
No word on whether Bob McNair still thinks the Texans are going in the right direction. But I doubt he'll be inclined to give another pep talk this year.
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No more heartbreaks this year
Whew. Nice.
"You don't have bad luck. Bad things happen to you because you are a dumbass" - That 70's Show. Fire Frank Bush!
by RocketsAstros on Dec 19, 2010 3:14 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
kind of glad I overslept and didn't see this one
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by HoustonTransplant on Dec 19, 2010 3:15 PM CST reply actions
You missed
a hysterical play by our D. Gives the QTip competition for most retarded play of the year.
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by RocketsAstros on Dec 19, 2010 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
What happened?
I missed it.
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Collins threw a long ball
right into 2 Houston defenders who chose to knock the ball out of each other’s hands right into the Titan player.
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by RocketsAstros on Dec 19, 2010 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
of course that happened. was ewwww one?
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by HoustonTransplant on Dec 19, 2010 3:20 PM CST up reply actions
Nolan.
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by riversmccown on Dec 19, 2010 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
yeah, this season is a wash..No playoffs (Again), the best thing about this is..
No more heartbreaking losses for us
Quit complaining. Just be happy Houston has a team – whether or not the suck. You should kiss McNair’s ring or ass if you ever see him. I mean, who cares about other things in life so long as we have a NFL team full of millionaires who makes millions of dollars for a billionaire who doesn’t care what us commoners think.
by Holy Germ on Dec 19, 2010 3:24 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
took me a second to catch the sarcasm there.
i was like.. “wow, what a dick…” but i get it now…
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Haha. Sorry. I’m not a dick just sick of the mediocrity of this team. It extends to the Houston oilers days.
by Holy Germ on Dec 19, 2010 3:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
haha yea, understood.
i just missed that first bit of sarcasm. and was a little shocked lol
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At first I was like "DAAAAAAAAAAAMM"
then I was like “daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmm”
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
Place yo bets!
Do we lose out or win the next two just for the fuck of it?
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
i think we win next week and lose to Jax
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
by Joe25 on Dec 19, 2010 3:19 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I’m not sure if they win one. But if they do I think they’ll beat the Jags and lose to the Broncos. People will consider beating the Jags on the last day a “success” and a step in the “right” direction. They’ll finish 6-10 which will somehow save Kubiak’s job.
by Holy Germ on Dec 19, 2010 3:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
no, i want to roll over for the jags to keep the colts out of the playoffs
fuck the colts for doing it to us last year.
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by Kiratomi on Dec 19, 2010 4:59 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Hah.
That would actually be pretty damn funny.
I would be down for this!!!
Hey bob, tell kubes to keep doing what he is doing, and by that i mean utterly failing to win anything this year!
I heard Brian Cushing like to do it with girls in a really uncomfortable place and i am not talking about the back seat of a Volkswagen
Go Texans!
Now that's a loss I can get behind
But we’re the Texans so we’ll probably win.
Frank Bush delenda est
Nah.
We’re good at losing when it counts. Remember the Reggie Bush bowl? We’re not afraid to have our kicker take a dive if need be.
by Nashmeister on Dec 20, 2010 11:52 AM CST up reply actions
we are a 3 win team with a couple lucky wins.
they need to build from the ground up. its time for a change in Houston. as much as i would love to see Kubiak succeed, its just not going to happen. we need fresh blood for the team. bring in some of their own players and talent and just accept that we wont be winning next season, cause Kubes is only gonna hire another friend to be the next DC. we gotta start over… again…
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by Kiratomi on Dec 19, 2010 3:16 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Thank you! For as many games the Texans “barely” lost, there are 2 that they shouldn’t have won.
by Holy Germ on Dec 19, 2010 3:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Poop.
eom
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 19, 2010 3:17 PM CST reply actions
Ok now this season is over
but next year is ours. with the right moves some coaching changes and we are the team to beat. Go Texans
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Except
That there is no next year.
Frank Bush delenda est
Holy shitballs.
You guys catch the ending of that Eagles game?
saw desean jackson running with it...not sure how he got it. Giants had the ball
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by HoustonTransplant on Dec 19, 2010 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
38-31?
WTH happened??
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by RocketsAstros on Dec 19, 2010 3:22 PM CST up reply actions
It was 31-10 Giants with 8 min to go!!!
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by RocketsAstros on Dec 19, 2010 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
Good. For whatever reason I hate the Giants. Go Eagles!
by Holy Germ on Dec 19, 2010 3:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
With our D?
Fitzpatrick would have a field day.
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by HoustonTransplant on Dec 19, 2010 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
He made his career against us.
http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/2005112707/2005/REG12/rams@texans
Extra extra! Read all about it! Rookie third-string QB shreds Texans’ secondary!
so he should be more comfortable now
with those rose petals and fruit basket.
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by HoustonTransplant on Dec 19, 2010 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
"I knew there was no way we were going to lose this game"
The RAMS said that about us. Ugh. Old wounds…
we are gonna make the panthers look like their super bowl season
(even though we beat them that year)
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I assume you are joking. But the Texans are regressing. The panthers will probably beat them for some odd reason (their sucky QB will have a record day). And scoff at McCoy but I bet he pulls a VY on the Texans. And the Bills will probably win too – Because it’ll be a game the Texans have to win.
by Holy Germ on Dec 19, 2010 3:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Cle has McCoy playing well, Hillis, and good D.
Buffalo fiesty with Fitzpatrick. Carolina depends on how Clausen progresses. Not automatic wins.
Nothing is automatic.
But all three are easier wins than anything that was on the schedule this year (with the possible exception of Denver). So is Cincinnati. That last-place schedule aught to pull Denver again as well.
Either way, somebody next year is going to get a lot of credit for a soft schedule, a healthy defense, and a legitimate free agent signing. Odds are it’ll be the new DC, even if he winds up running the same scheme.
.....
I wouldn’t say that.
Frank Bush delenda est
If we get a new HC
we need one like Tom Coughlin. He’s not afraid to chew some ass and his teams play for the full 60.
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Really gonna stay with that...
After his team just allowed 28 points in 7 minutes?
Or by the fact that his teams always streak in terms of Ws and Ls.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Well he's still not afraid to yell at someone to motivate them
;)
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
We don't need someone to motivate our players
We need someone to teach them how to tackle and cover.
by WhiskeyR on Dec 19, 2010 3:31 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Don't you think though ...
That if they haven’t learned how to tackle by the time they’ve played the game for 20 odd years, they never will? Tackling at little league level is the same as at Pros, it’s all about form and fundamentals.
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Not by watching them, no.
they apparently need to learn fundamentals.
Take Pollard for instance. He doesn’t need motivation, he needs to tackle and cover.
I'll summarise
These players (at least the D) are shite, most of them at least, and they lack the core fundamentals that can’t be taught at this stage. It’s not like correcting your golf swing, y’know what I mean?
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
I disagree. We're not playing to their strengths and its having a snowball effect.
Its just as much a coaching problem as it is a player problem. I’m sure we know how to tackle, I have no idea why we’re not doing it. As far as coverage is concerned… seems like a coaching problem as well.
Thank you.
I’m pretty sick of hearing coaches blamed for missed tackles. There are things that you learn at the NFL level, and then there are things that you’d damn sure better know how to do when you get here.
It’d be like if somebody hired me to write for a newspaper because I could type really fast, then found out that I couldn’t speak English. Are you going to bitch out the editor for not teaching me something I should have already known, or the person who hired me for picking somebody who wasn’t qualified for the job?
So who do you blame when nearly ALL our players are terrible at tackling?
Doesn’t sound like a big coincidence shared by 80% of our starters.
Our starters can tackle.
The front four, Mario, Cushing (from time to time), Quin, even Diles can tackle a running back.
But guys who shouldn’t be on the team and or in a starting role like Kareem, McCain, Ewww, and Pollard, to name a few, can not. The solution to that? Stop hiring street free agents to fill starting roles. They’re fine for depth, but you can’t go into a season relying on them. Stop expecting rookies to be effective every-down starters.
Whoever is responsible for scouting and bringing them in
Whether that’s Gary, Rick, Frank, Bob, or the boogie-man – whoever it is needs to be turfed out and quick or it won’t matter if we got Buddy Ryan as our DC. It’s patently obvious we have an eye for recruiting offensive cast-offs and helping them succeed. Our D is a shambles though and I can’t think of a single player out there today that would start for an elite D like the Steelers, can you?
PS – It’s not only the tackling fundamentals they lack. Taking proper angles is something that should be natural by now, like knowing the proper angle to make a pool shot if you’ve been doing it every day for 20 years.
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several times...
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Well, that settles it.
If that asshole is successful and the Texans are terrible, than it’s clear that:
A) There is a god
B) He follows football closely
C) He is punishing me for not believing in him by making me suffer so.
Dante’s Inferno? More like Dunta’s Inferno. Being a Texans’ fan is the ninth circle of hell.
by Nashmeister on Dec 19, 2010 3:34 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Durga is merely trying to toughen us up.
Its a process. We’ll beat those pesky non Hindu teams next year!
I’m making this obvious prediction: Tebow has his career day next week. And by career I mean his present and future NFL career. It’ll be Tebow’s “Rudy” game.
by Holy Germ on Dec 19, 2010 3:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Something tells me he won't throw 300+ yards on us
I think he goes only 200+ yards passing, but he’ll get 150+ rushing on us as well
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by The Night Owl on Dec 20, 2010 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
Ha!
First 5 years, Landry 18-46 Kubiak 36-42, Keep the Faith! #ownerstryingtotrickMcNair
by Mike Kerns on Dec 19, 2010 3:37 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Looked like they quit on Gary today---
They got down early, and once they did. You could see them start to give up on plays. As they should.
Kubiak doesnt have this team ready… EVER. Its ridiculous. And Bob McNair is ridiculous for feeding us * and calling it Snickers. I dont care if he does take the team, we deserve better than this awful crap.
The whole coaching staff needs to be gone. Houston should not stand for this terrible coaching staff for one more season. And we should let McNair know, like they do up East.
We must force changes, because obviously McNair thinks were just mindless lemmings who will follow ANY football.
Some of us are so scared that McNair will pick and move were unwilling to voice our anger. Example: Justice has a article up about McNair angering fanbase at chron.com, and the comment with the most “thumbs up” is some ****** thanking Bob for bringing football to Houston, and reminding us that he can take it away at any time!!!!! THAT. IS. BULLSH8888T.
I already “thumbed it down” but I suggest if youre a true fan you should too. Show Bob, we dont stand for that kind of mess, and if you do have tickets, or were thinking about buying them dont/dont go. Call in to 610 or 790 and RANT!!!
These coaches are subpar, and this team is not on the “right track” and we need to let Bob know it.
(If you have other ideas feel free to post them).
relax
McNair hasn’t had a legitimate reason to fire Kubiak yet.
Last year was our first winning season, and this year ain’t over yet.
"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK
coughyesitiscough
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Youre being serious?
Is sarcasm?
We have the worst pass defense in the HISTORY of the NFL.
We have a guaranteed losing season.
We SUCK.
But… were on the right track.
Relax.
we are definitely not on the right track
but if you are saying McNair should have fired Kubiak prior to today I would say that would have been a mistake.
So calling Bob McNair ridiculous for anything related to Kubiak to this point is a little over the top.
If he doesn’t make appropriate changes after this season, I might start to question the logic, but not to this point.
"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK
OK, OK we are on the right track
Just going the wrong way :)
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 20, 2010 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
I stongly disagree with your opening
The players, at no time, quit today. The execution was shit, yes, but you don’t see a team come back like the Texans tried to if they’d given up.
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Agreed
Tipping the ball into the opposing player’s hands is more incompetence than quit.
/goes to read the Giants’ blog to make himself feel better
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by RocketsAstros on Dec 19, 2010 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
Go F your Giants blog
I Want to Believe
by Fox Mulder on Dec 19, 2010 5:25 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Huh?
I don’t like the Giants. They lost in a ridiculous fashion which is why reading their blog would make me feel better.
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by RocketsAstros on Dec 20, 2010 2:28 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, they lost in a way that not even the Texans could think of.
Until we do it next week, obv.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 20, 2010 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
I may have to join you.
The Q-Tip was awful, but at least we’ve never had a walk-off punt return for a TD against us.
the final play, …the NFL said was the first walk-off punt return in league history.Link
Reports also say that Coughlin was furious with the punter afterwards. Although from what I read, he should probably be angrier with the long snapper since the report indicates that the snap was high.
He should really be mad at
The idiot that called a punt – The guy could have probably pulled a Matt Turk instead
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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 20, 2010 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
If it had happened to us...
People would blame Kubiak for bad punt-coaching.
by Nashmeister on Dec 20, 2010 11:39 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
They looked
Lethargic and shitty from the get-go. The O-line got manhandled and gave up on plays allowing all kinds of pressure on Schaub, the tipped pass was unfortunate, yes, but there were other plays where they just didnt seem to give an all out effort.
They tried to come back, but they didnt have the fire they had in the Ravens game. Maybe “quit” is too strong a word, but they definitely lost their edge a bit.
"there were other plays where they just didnt seem to give an all out effort."
Name one. Name a specific play and player who didn’t give an all out effort.
Like RocketsAstros said above, there’s a difference between not trying and just sucking.
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Lethargic....
Well, the Titans had about half a week’s rest on Houston. In December, that’ll show.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Almost a bye vs a Short week is a big deal
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 20, 2010 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
I was wondering this too...
about the team quitting on Kubes. I like Kubiak and fear what will happen to this offense (uh, besides this game) if he gets fired. But if he’s not getting through to the players, he probably has to go. What a mess.
I actually think
some of the players were quitting today. And that doesn’t bode well for Kubiak. He looked like a defeated man in his presser. If that is what it has come to, then McNair really needs to consider starting over. I think Cushing and Smith fighting with eachother on the field shows how the players have become so frustrated they are giving up on eachother. Something has to change.
Choo Choo! Get on board the Marvin Lewis train for 2011 Defensive Coordinator.
I dont see why Cushing gets any of the blame for the incident.
Antonio smith was about to fuckstomp the T that came with an uber low block after the play was over, Cushing came in to stop the fight, Antonio just let his anger get the best of him and took it out on the wrong guy. Shit like this happens to normal people to, try stopping a fight when someone is that pissed off… you are liable to get hit as well.
I heard Brian Cushing like to do it with girls in a really uncomfortable place and i am not talking about the back seat of a Volkswagen
Go Texans!
by Taco Joe on Dec 20, 2010 4:00 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I actually give Cushing credit....
for making a heads up move to try and stop Smith from doing something stupid.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
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holy fuck Tebow is great...
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get it? HOLY fuck? hehehe
im clever.
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Tebow frowns at your foul language.
That is not the word of the lord.
hehe
i grew up in church, and believe in the lord. but like Daniel Tosh says:
God: “where in the Bible does it say we cant cuss… NO-FUCKING-WHERE”
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That Eagles game was fucking insane
I turned off the Texans game after Dorin caught the pass out of bounds and I was just in time to see the punt return
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
I love how people take out their frustrations
on the radio dorks. If only it could be Josh “Pancakes Jr” Innes on the receiving end.
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by Mike Kerns on Dec 19, 2010 4:01 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
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Worry not my fellow fans. Kubiak believes in YOU!
by DieHardTexan on Dec 20, 2010 8:45 AM CST up reply actions
IF
They run Tom Coughlin out of NY, then Id be all for him. Or Cowher.
I have been wishing upon a star for John Fox for a while now
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by RocketsAstros on Dec 19, 2010 4:15 PM CST up reply actions
really dont get the Fox love.
he is NOT a good head coach… hes a great coordinator. but not a good coach. i live in NC so i see how horrible the panthers are every day. i do NOT want him in Houston…
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I want Fox here as a DC, not HC
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by The Night Owl on Dec 19, 2010 5:11 PM CST up reply actions
new coaching staff
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!!!! Hire Cowhers NOWWWW!!!!!!! The season has been lost so there is absolutely NO reason to keep this coaching staff. NONE!!! Kubiak just seems absolutely incapable of getting this team ready to play. Let Bill take over and make ALL personnel decisions. Let him rip some asses. Let him fire who he has to fire…..hell,let him have a ‘fire sale’…but whatever has to be done…DO IT!!!! The fans deserve much, much better than what we are getting now. Bottom line is that this team just sucks a**! Once again, I turned the damn game off in the first 10 minutes and watched Italian league soccer instead of the crap our team puts out. How sad-sack our team is.
Well man, this blog isn't for you, a REAL fan watches the whole
by fgp on Dec 19, 2010 4:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Stupid phone, watches the full game.
Are you insane? Let bill cowher make all personel moves? Haha syke. I’d rather have Dom capers all over again. We has no eye or talent, he can only coach. We need a new GM , DC, and defensive coaches.
by fgp on Dec 19, 2010 4:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Thank Fuck...
…someone else realises this. Cowher would be a further unmitigated disaster for this franchise. I honestly can’t wait for him to take his next HC job, if it’s here so be it, but it will finally put paid the cult of personality created around him. Might as well call Barry Switzer…
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by Hugh Jarce on Dec 19, 2010 4:40 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
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This is why I'd rather have the Texans hire a new GM
Keep Kubiak, hire a whole new defensive coaching staff, headed by either John Fox or Ron Rivera, make sure Kubiak knows he’s on thin ice
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by The Night Owl on Dec 19, 2010 5:00 PM CST up reply actions
I think you're right...
That’s close to what I actually foresee happening (although I’m no psychic). I think Kubiak indeed stays, but gets an “ultimatum” of sorts from McNair. F Bush, R Smith and a host of other defensive coaches will hit the road. I don’ think it will happen until the end of the season though. McNair doesn’t want to act right away. He just gave the “We’re headed in the right direction” speech on Thursday. Acting now would surely turn him into the fool he has been acting like. I think it either happens January 2nd or right after the week 17 sometime.
Let’s just hope whatever we do next is thoroughly thought out and not based on Houstonian-ism or whatever.
Worry not my fellow fans. Kubiak believes in YOU!
by DieHardTexan on Dec 20, 2010 8:51 AM CST up reply actions
GRR why can't I reply on this board :)
was for you fgp
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Look at it this way
At least we’ve had a lot of success being failures.
by SubCrim on Dec 19, 2010 4:54 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Now THAT'S making lemonade right there, people
:-)
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more like lemon & bleach margaritas
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by The Night Owl on Dec 19, 2010 5:19 PM CST up reply actions
Exactly
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by The Night Owl on Dec 20, 2010 12:17 AM CST up reply actions
I'll always root for this team to win
But right now, I don’t think that for two games it would be bad to be going for a higher draft pick and some coaching changes. I wanted to beat the BESFs because of who they are, but being realistic we need to figure something our for next year now.
Yea...
This was the only game that mattered to me. Just for the sake of Andre vs. Finnegan, I wanted to crush the Titans. At this point though? I’m fine with a higher draft pick and the Jags in the playoffs instead of the Colts. Though, it is going to be pretty damn embarrassing to see Tebow throw for 300+ on us.
A higher draft pick only means more opportunity to trade down
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by The Night Owl on Dec 19, 2010 5:48 PM CST up reply actions
Or another "NFL Ready" Rookie
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 19, 2010 7:06 PM CST up reply actions
Last time we picked in the top ten
We turned the pick into Amobi Okoye. Let’s not get excited.
Frank Bush delenda est
We also traded down to that spot
We got Schaub in that trade, so it evened out a bit
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by The Night Owl on Dec 20, 2010 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
True.
And they picked Jamaal Anderson. So things could be worse.
Frank Bush delenda est
Wish they would have traded down about four more picks...
And taken Revis.
by Nashmeister on Dec 20, 2010 12:26 PM CST up reply actions
Or took Revis instead of Okoye
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by The Night Owl on Dec 22, 2010 12:00 PM CST up reply actions
I don't want to hear excuses, Kubiak.
I don’t want to hear “they battled” or “it’s on me” or “we failed to execute” again. Not showing up for the first half, trying to rally in the second and coming up short is not an isolated event anymore; it’s a tradition!
I don’t care why they’re not performing up to the standards we Texans fans we had at the beginning of the year (they’re long since gone now), and I don’t care how you fix it, either; just FIX IT!
No more excuses, I’m tired of hearing them. This is the kind of game that gets people fired, and I demand someone get the axe; I’m looking at you Frank, Rick and Gary! That said, I don’t expect it to happen until after the season is over, but someone(s) need(s) to get the axe!
I’m a Texans fan, absolutely nothing, short of relocation, will change that. But it’s been nine years, and I still have the expansion mindset (expect a soul-crushing loss, but hope like hell they pull out a win). That said, I am completely out of patience for this team. Changes need to be made during the offseason if not sooner (again, I don’t expect that to happen).
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! Hulk SMASH!!!!!
/end tirade
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A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
So
Was I the only one drinking the kool aid before the season?
You must have gotten the batch without the bleach added
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by The Night Owl on Dec 19, 2010 7:00 PM CST up reply actions
No, I drank it too... Dammit!
I have happy ears when it comes to the Texans. I only listen to the hopeful stuff… When will I ever learn?
by gosk ruyerself on Dec 20, 2010 12:05 AM CST up reply actions
Saw the game a little late
“We suck again!”
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 19, 2010 7:05 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
the good news is
we’re only 4 or 5 quality NFL players away from an average defense, iff we bring in a quality DC.
Kubiak is staying. I felt more strongly about that before today’s performance, but I still think he’ll be the coach next season.
I hope he is not allowed to have any say over anything related to the defense.
"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK
I partly disagree
Honestly. I think we’re a scheme away more than a player or five. We have a lot of talent, but we don’t know WTF we’re doing with it.
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a DC could bring us up to average, yes
5 quality NFL players could cover up more mistakes, also.
Chicken or egg?
The players are playing poorly in addition to being in the wrong place on the field, so are they coached poorly? I think so.
"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK
Can't argue.
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 19, 2010 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
Agreed
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by distant_texans_fan on Dec 20, 2010 2:57 AM CST up reply actions
One good DC is probably easier to come by than five quality players, though.
And cheaper, too!
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 20, 2010 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
with an offseason and a draft
I want both, but we’ve fired the worst DC in Texans history and replaced him with…. the worst DC in Texans history, so I think I’ll say a new DC may be NEW, but maybe not much better.
So we should try to hide the obvious holes the next “worst DC in Texans history” will surely bring to the table.
"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK
aside from the 2DBs
yes. I think one of our two DBs will be a decent CB2 by next season.
I think add a NT and replace Amobi by next year, but that player may be on our roster already, if Barwin enters the rotation more, pushing Smith inside.
"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK
Sadly, probably also MLB.
Considering DeMeco’s injury… We have four serious needs. Hopefully Quin or Kareem makes us only need one CB… But as you mentioned, FS, CB, DT, and LB are all issues. Champ Bailey and maybe Tanard Jackson would be nice signings. One of Arizona’s DTs would be nice for depth (Gabe Watson or Alan Branch).
I really wish Derrick Johnson hadn’t gotten a contract extension… He would have been the nuts. Either way, they need to get rid of the dead weight (Diles, Adibi, Bentley) and bring in a LB who can actually play. Maybe somebody like Takeo Spikes. He’s old, but he can still play. No need to go all out there; just get somebody to play this year while they draft another in round 3 or 4. I actually trust them to develop linebackers, but I’ve had my fill of rookies starting. Whoever he is, let him sit on the bench.
You fill out the roster like that, and suddenly you’re not pressured to take an NFL-ready player, or fill a particular hole. Just get the best player available who can develop into an elite DT/FS/CB/LB and work them in gradually.
by Nashmeister on Dec 19, 2010 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
Know what else Kubiak doesn't do?
When was the last time one of our kick return blockers took one back to the house? It’s Kubiak’s fault for not developing this aspect of the team.
FIRE KUBIAK NOW!
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Leach had a pretty good return a few weeks back, no?
by Nashmeister on Dec 19, 2010 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
26 yds
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 20, 2010 5:05 PM CST up reply actions
Obviously they haven't adapted the new wedge rule into their return game effectively
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by The Night Owl on Dec 20, 2010 12:20 AM CST up reply actions
Not sure if serious...
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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2010 8:24 AM CST up reply actions
Trade JJ for Dan Connelly!
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Dec 20, 2010 9:09 AM CST up reply actions
somewhere right now...
this is a reality.
and then kubiak is all like… “HEY BOB HIRE THAT GUY!!!!!!!!!”
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by chrisd21 on Dec 19, 2010 9:17 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Choo Choooooooooo!
Dear Loyal Texans fans,
(Choo chooooooooo!!!) You hear that beautiful sound? Yessireee, thats the Texans train coming your way. We are on the right track buddy boy (just ask any of the owners of the 31 other NFL franchises), so just sit back and enjoy the heartbreak, disappointment and embarrassment on this horrible trip to nowhere.
If you’re a dumb enough schmuck to eat the 3 servings of sh!t I keep serving you, I want to thank you. If you haven’t, you dont know what you’re missing! Mediocrity is a wonderful thing folks – EMBRACE IT!
PS – It’s a one way ticket that increases every year with absolutely no chance in hell of a refund.
Welcome aboard!!!
Love,
Robert McNair
mediocrity
was the last three years. We strive to attain mediocrity sometime in the future.
"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK
Yea, I miss mediocrity.
We had fun, didn’t we? The hate used to be so good-natured.
by Nashmeister on Dec 19, 2010 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
I am a Titan's Fan and i have 1 Ques
What happen to Arian Foster?
I’m guessing he left the Game with that Hip injury that he was listed as having on the injury report.
But, i’m glad he was gone, just thankful he didn’t kill us like last game.
BTW, did you guys see Flynn Playing in GB? Pretty Good!
Hey Look, a One line Signature.
Who else thinks we're going to hand Tebow his first 300 yard passing game next week?
Seriously though, I full expect this team without Mario to finish 5-11, and all that keeps going through my mind is “McNair can’t really keep on anyone from this staff after going 5-11 can he?”. I think he can though.
After watching a RG return a kickoff 4 yds shy of a TD
Anything’s possible, except the Texans making the playoffs this year
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by The Night Owl on Dec 20, 2010 12:23 AM CST up reply actions
Now that the season is over
I’m getting concerned about our last game v. the Jags.
I will root for the win, but I fear a win could either:
a. send the Colts to the playoffs (which would suck after what they did to us last year)
or
send the BE-SFs to the playoffs (obviously the worst case, I would consider rooting for the loss)Maybe I’ll root for a tie.
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honest to betsy
I think we are only a CB fs and healthy meco and Williams and DC change from this d being an asset instead of a liability.
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by nolander on Dec 20, 2010 12:29 AM CST via mobile reply actions
And coach
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by distant_texans_fan on Dec 20, 2010 3:03 AM CST up reply actions
My bad
I missed the DC part of the post.
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by distant_texans_fan on Dec 20, 2010 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
I know it
sucks to lose to the BE/SF’s but let’s face it the season is over so we might as well lose out to ensure the changes that need to be made are actually made and give us a higher draft pick to waste. I say let the BE/SF’s battle back to 7-9, whoopty shit at this point what does it matter? This team does not deserve to be in the playoffs until we can manage better than the worst secondary ever assembled.
FFS
You do realise that more losses means a less attractive destination for FAs? And do you honestly believe we need to stack this team with more rookies? Also, the difference between drafting at 13 or 16 is what? Not much…
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
I don't think that
we will become more or less attractive to FA’s by winning or losing meaningless games at the end of our schedule. We do that by getting someone competent to be our new defensive coordinator and possibly a new head coach. As to getting more rookies, just because we have been unlucky with rookies in the past doesn’t mean that drafting high is unimportant, someone has to draft the stars of the future, who knows it could be us this time. I wouldn’t suggest that someone we get in the draft is going to be the difference maker that gets us in the playoffs, but it could happen, so why win meaningless games if it just makes us draft farther back? If we lose out it might make the difference between drafting at the 16-18 range or potentially drafting in the top 10. This team needs talent and better coaching, we can pick up much better talent in the top 10 of the draft than we can in the 16-18 range, so why not?
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 20, 2010 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
still want kubes
Just want a new dc. Wade phillips sounds like he would work frank bush obiviously isn’t cutting it. Most directly in player developement field. But to his defense (chuckles at the thought of bush and defense in the same sentence) he was like a little kid on xmas on this years draft on the fact he got one really cool toy while kubes offense drafting choice was like a kid in an offensive player candy shop. CUZ YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY TE’s :)
by Big_T on Dec 20, 2010 12:50 AM CST via mobile reply actions
HEY REMEMBER WEEK ONE?!?!?!??!
Just want to remind all you Texans fans to NEVER TALK YOUR BULLSHIT AGAIN.
How’d that big week 1 victory over the Colts work out for you?
So TIRED of hearing about how “this is the year the Texans finally make the playoffs”.
Even if the Colts don’t make the playoffs (phft, yeah right), I’m so happy this year has turned out the way it has for you Texans fans. And I really can’t wait until next season when we see the same thing – because the Texans are, and always will be, a team of losers.
Congrats
And you just showed all of us how much of a duechenozzle you are, keep walking tall mr. tough guy.
Me <3 trolls big time
HEY REMEMBER WEEK ONE?!?!?!??!
Yup. Seems like you remember it pretty well too. Why exactly?
Just want to remind all you Texans fans to NEVER TALK YOUR BULLSHIT AGAIN
And yet you do exactly that? Bad troll is bad.
How’d that big week 1 victory over the Colts work out for you?
Pretty good, can’t complain. Your point?
So TIRED of hearing about how "this is the year the Texans finally make the playoffs"
Sorry, you will keep hearing that statement.
/senseless crap/
It must be pretty damn embarassing for you to get ass-stomped by “a team of losers” if you still so vividly remember that game.
Go away before your mom finds out you are using the computer again!
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by RocketsAstros on Dec 20, 2010 10:43 AM CST up reply actions
I wonder how long Manning has left?
3 maybe 4 more years? Certainly no more than 3 at the level he’s been up to this season. I do know one thing, when 18 goes, the Dolts will go right back to their rightful place as NFL door mats. Before 18, they were this close to moving to LA. When Manning retires it’s gonna be pretty funny watching The Luke do just like the house at the end of Poltergeist…
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Yes, the Texans are losers
Random internet douches who wait for months to post on another team’s boards about how much their team sucks, on the other hand, are big winners in the game of life.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 20, 2010 11:21 AM CST up reply actions
Boring troll is boring
Angry fanbase goes after him anyway.
Not the finest hour, kids.
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by riversmccown on Dec 20, 2010 11:28 AM CST up reply actions
Seriously
The biggest trolls here call themselves Texans fans, too.
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 20, 2010 12:19 PM CST up reply actions
so much truth
it stings when I pee.
Choo Choo! Get on board the Marvin Lewis train for 2011 Defensive Coordinator.
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A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 20, 2010 1:08 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
A troll from Stampede Blue, eh????????????
Well, we know what a worthless blog that is… And I know several Colts fans that are cool, so I hear all about it.
Well said, RocketsAstros:
It must be pretty damn embarassing for you to get ass-stomped by "a team of losers" if you still so vividly remember that game.
Go away before your mom finds out you are using the computer again!
I wish you Colts fans had more success
Maybe you wouldn’t feel the need to go around on other blogs and talk smack if you won as often as Pittsburgh or New England. Oh well…
"Lord, beer me strength."
And for some odd reason, everyone is blaming Cushing for it
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by The Night Owl on Dec 20, 2010 10:45 AM CST up reply actions
I still think that was much ado about nothing.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 20, 2010 11:21 AM CST up reply actions
How dare he
stop a fight! It was probably roid rage! We all know if he wasn’t doing roids he would have let them fight. We should probably cut him immediately.
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 20, 2010 11:53 AM CST up reply actions
a couple points
a) Cushing is brave for getting in front of the ninja assassin lol
b) The media is blowing it way out of proportion like they do everything.
c) I still have Cushing’s back
d) Antonio smith let his anger at the BE/SF T who went for his knees after the play was over. do you blame him?
I heard Brian Cushing like to do it with girls in a really uncomfortable place and i am not talking about the back seat of a Volkswagen
Go Texans!
The real tragedy in all this...
Is that Arian Foster’s rushing title is in serious jeopardy now. Granted, he gets soft Denver and Oakland rushing defenses the next two weeks, but depending on how serious that injury is, MJD might pass him up.
Although looking at it, he might be able to churn out 200 on one leg this week.
Oakland put up 260 yards on the ground against Denver. And even Indy’s pitiful run game managed a buck-forty on Jax.
by Nashmeister on Dec 20, 2010 12:29 PM CST up reply actions
we play Denver and JAX
we already played oakland. The last game of the season could be a battle for the rushing title.
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We might suck
But man are we entertaining as hell. Never a boring loss, and if we ever figure out the other side of things, as in WINNING games on hail mary’s and pick 6’s and playing uncorpse like in the first half……
Excitement and entertainment WITHOUT the fail awaits us in the near future. I’m over being pissed off, and have moved on to being excited for the future!
And at least we don’t live in god awful Indianapolis or Nashville. We have it pretty good.
by AllenOU on Dec 20, 2010 1:37 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Rec'ed
Or live in Norman.
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Beat me to it
Blake griffin wants a threesome. You In?
by AllenOU on Dec 20, 2010 1:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
This isn't an OU board, Allen
:-)
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BFD is a
Cuz the t-sips get no bowl.
I heard Brian Cushing like to do it with girls in a really uncomfortable place and i am not talking about the back seat of a Volkswagen
Go Texans!
But Greg Davis is gone
So a little good from that bad.
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 21, 2010 3:14 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Or Oklahoma. Man is that place a shit hole
by AllenOU on Dec 20, 2010 1:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I called my friend who is from Misery the other day
I asked him if his butt still hurt from the cotton bowl pickin my aggies over his pussy cats. Man I hope we beat the shit out of LSU… make a name for ourselves again… I am foregoing the rest of the NFL season and moving on to bowl season as of this morning.
I heard Brian Cushing like to do it with girls in a really uncomfortable place and i am not talking about the back seat of a Volkswagen
Go Texans!
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