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Three And Out: Useless Predictions For Thursday Night Football

Back in April, when the 2010 Texans schedule was released, tonight's game was one that I immediately pegged/dreaded as a Houston loss. Playing in Philadelphia, at night, on a short week, in December, was enough to make me skeptical. And that was before Michael Vick was vaporizing the Eagles' opposition or the Houston defense was exposed as historically awful. While I'm not optimistic about tonight's tilt, I nevertheless present you with three (3) predictions that you should totally ignore because I have no idea what I'm talking about can take to the bank.

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1. Try as I might to transform him by force of will, Michael Vick ain't Rusty Smith. Vick accounts for 3 TDs and 400 yards of offense tonight. It was nice to forget how bad the Houston defense was, even if it was only for a brief time. Reality returns tonight for the entire nation to see. Silver lining: The Texans' pass rush manages to get into the backfield somewhat regularly, but Vick steps up and away from the rush, escaping all but a single sack by Mario Williams.

2. With the defense being what it is, the only chance the Texans have is to control the clock and produce on almost every foray into Philadelphia territory. That means hefty doses of Arian Foster, Andre Johnson, and...Joel Dreessen. I pray believe Gary Kubiak and/or Rick Dennison will utilize the screen pass and quick hits to offset the Eagles' pressure, mixed with a steady diet of running Foster and a few shots down the field with 'Dre. I see Foster finishing with 150 total yards and a TD, 'Dre grabbing 6 receptions for 97 yards with a TD, and Dreessen quietly going for 4 catches, 49 yards, and a TD of his own.

3. Trent Cole is going to sack Matt Schaub on at least one occasion and hit him several more times. Rivers has opined that Duane Brown may find himself with child after tonight, and while I hold out hope it won't be left-tackle-grows-a-uterus-bad, the matchup certainly seems to favor Philly. The Texans will need to figure out a way to keep Vonta Leach out there on more passing plays, or chip Cole some other way.

PUT YOUR NAME ON IT: While I harbor fears of the Texans being on a receiving end of a beatdown tonight, I think they'll keep the final score within a single digit deficit. In a sick way, I may be giving the defense too much credit. Texans 21, Eagles 30.

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Vick gets sacked a lot for being a mobile QB

I think it’s 24 sacks in 8 games? Not that the pass rush is awesome, but I think it’ll be more than 1 sack.

I think we’ll see a lot of two TE sets tonight. I expect Brown to get help…a lot of it as he normally does.

I originally thought 34-20…then 34-23….then 34-24……34-27 was what I said on Twitter a few hours back…..I’m getting closer to calling a Houston win. I almost feel like calling it because everyone’s calling a Philly Beatdown. I expect it to be much closer than people are expecting. The Texans have everything they need to win. Still calling Eagles 34-27, but the optimism is growing.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 2, 2010 4:08 PM CST reply actions  

Started drinking already, I see.

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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 2, 2010 4:18 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Hey - If it floats his boat

Hoping weird stuff really does only come in 3's

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 2, 2010 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

It's just the logic playing in my head...

This team flops when things are going well…and surprises in the face of scrutiny. It’s the mark of the Houston Texans.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 2, 2010 4:24 PM CST up reply actions  

i agree

a) every analyst picked us to lose
b) eagles fans can be great, but can turn on their team in a dime (we can get the crowd out of it early)
c) vick cant play from behind
d) foster.

im taking texans 35-31. but thats my heart, not my brain talking…if the rockets can beat the lakers yesterday, why cant the texans beat the iggles?

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 2, 2010 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I would hate to be one of the spoiled franchises

Last night at SSR (the lakers blog) the Laker fans wanted Russell Westbrook for Derek Fisher! They were serious!

I like having low expectations. Anyways.

33-21, Eagles win.
VIck: 239 yards passing, 56 yards rushing, 3 TDs total (1 rushing)

Schaub: 310 yards passing, 3 TDs, 1 INT
Johnson: 102 yards recieving, 2 TDs
Foster: 78 yards rushing, 85 yards recieving, 1 TD, 1 lost fumble

If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.

by .Bonzo on Dec 2, 2010 4:23 PM CST reply actions  

You show 4 Texans TD's

So I guess some special Thursday night penalty?

Hoping weird stuff really does only come in 3's

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 2, 2010 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Foster's TD is recieving

If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.

by .Bonzo on Dec 2, 2010 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Interesting

Hoping weird stuff really does only come in 3's

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 2, 2010 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm in Philly for law school rocking my Mario jersey.

I do NOT want to be rocking my Texans shame tomorrow.

by chrisjay84 on Dec 2, 2010 4:24 PM CST reply actions  

This is OUR NIGHT!

NATIONAL TV!

FACING A MOBILE QB!!

TEXANS WI……damn.

Eagles 52
Texans 35

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Dec 2, 2010 4:27 PM CST reply actions  

OUCH.

Considering I’m facing a FF team with Vick, McCoy, Jackson, AJ and Akers, this hurts to imagine for both my fantasy and homer dreams.

by chrisjay84 on Dec 2, 2010 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

question!

is owen daniel for sure out this game, i read that he was questionable

by ketchuppants7 on Dec 2, 2010 4:29 PM CST reply actions  

Out

Took ewwwwww with him!

I kid I kid

by AllenOU on Dec 2, 2010 4:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

oh and TEXANS win!!

Foster runs for 185 yds and 2 TD. Take that to the bank

by ketchuppants7 on Dec 2, 2010 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Citigroup? Bear Stearns?

That prediction is screaming for a bailout!

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Dec 2, 2010 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

He is out.

It’ll be Dreessen starting.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 2, 2010 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

And to the utter shock of Rivers...

Xavier Adibi is out as well.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 2, 2010 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn.

what is it now, 4 -5 games. Must of been one hell of a hamstring

by ketchuppants7 on Dec 2, 2010 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

It comes down to turnovers

Texans win turnover battle, 38-34 texans

Texans lose turnover battle, 42-27 eagles

Even on turnovers, 34-24 eagles

We need to create some and not make any. I’m not optimistic, but if titans fans can spell words with more than six letters, than anything truly IS possible

I’m going 38-34 dog lovers

by AllenOU on Dec 2, 2010 4:29 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

I'm never right on these predictions

Hell, I predicted Texans couldn’t stop screen passes to CJ last week. I’ve bet my life on that.

The Eagles like to blitz so I’m guessing Schaub will fumble once and Winston will recover the ball. Just like last week.

Kevin Walter will have a big game. 6 recs, 80+ yards, 1 td

Texans 37 Eagles 34

by goomba on Dec 2, 2010 4:31 PM CST reply actions  

Hail no.

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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 2, 2010 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Texans 28 Eagels 17

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Dec 2, 2010 4:37 PM CST reply actions  

Texans 6 Eagles 3 ?? IT COULD HAPPEN!

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Dec 2, 2010 4:38 PM CST reply actions  

Texans 2 Eagles 0

Pollard with the safety!

If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.

by .Bonzo on Dec 2, 2010 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

pfft. no way

Shaun Cody with the safety. Have you seen that beast play? He gets in the backfield all the time.

by goomba on Dec 2, 2010 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Your both wrong.

Diles blitzes and wraps up vick but he spins away and EWWWWWWWWWW comes in to clean it up for the saftey

by ketchuppants7 on Dec 2, 2010 4:45 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Banned?

BANNED.

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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 2, 2010 4:55 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Texans 6 eagles 63

Yeah I could see that

by AllenOU on Dec 2, 2010 4:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Eagles 31 Texans 20

And it’s only that close because of a garbage time touchdown.

And this is me being optimistic.

by Mike Kerns on Dec 2, 2010 4:47 PM CST reply actions  

Good luck to you guys

I know you have serious defensive woes but I wouldn’t count the Texans out of ANY game.

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by Bro Namath on Dec 2, 2010 4:53 PM CST reply actions  

Thanks, Bro

I’d type more, but I think the Texans want me to play FS tonight, so I gotta run.

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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 2, 2010 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Which is especially odd

Considering he’s supposed to be in Denver tomorrow. Eh, you can’t expect a sooner to get the correct city EVERY time.

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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 2, 2010 4:59 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Have you watched this team

We all think they will lose. We are always right. They will lose. Or they win and we lose and don’t get to clean house

by AllenOU on Dec 2, 2010 4:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I have

almost every week on the red zone if nothing else.

You’re rounding out Tennessee nicely at least.

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by Bro Namath on Dec 2, 2010 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Eagles

Can be had tonight especially if Reid get ‘pass-happy’ as he is prone to do and the Eagles defense doesn’t play better.

Key to this game is the red zone. Eagles have really struggled the last 2 weeks in the red zone and they haven’t stopped anybody in the red zone this year on defense. 27th in the league allowing teams to score TDs at a 77% clip.

Texans’ secondary may stink too but the Eagles without Samuel/Hobbs aren’t much better. Allen really leveled off since he has come back form an injury, Mikell has a terrible game last week vs. Bears, and the RCB is a wasteland because Hanson is simply too slow to play outside and Lindley was giving more cushion last week than a plus sofa. Eagles should win this game because it should be a high-scoring game. I just can’t see the Eagles’ defense holding the Texans to anything less than 24 pts tonight. Probably a bit more.

by MG77 on Dec 2, 2010 5:03 PM CST reply actions  

If I were a betting man

And I’m not!, but I would bet that 55 points is well within reach for the game. The only catch might be the cold, but we play pretty decently in the cold, oddly.

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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 2, 2010 5:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Under/over is 55 pts? That’s still a fair amount especially if the Eagles’ offense stalls out in the red zone for the 3rd straight week.

by MG77 on Dec 2, 2010 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I think it's officially 51.5

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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 2, 2010 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Texans find a way to get 2 big stops in the red zone tonight to force the Eagles into FG, my bet is they take this game.

by MG77 on Dec 2, 2010 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I predict Bone Crusher will take out Vick

Texans 30 Eagles 23

He’s always open. He catches a lot of balls. He’s un-guardable, no matter how old he is

by WarWolf on Dec 2, 2010 5:06 PM CST reply actions  

Texans 35-27

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 2, 2010 5:08 PM CST reply actions  

Wiliams doesn’t have a big night simply because Peters has been playing a Pro-Bowl caliber level since he came off his knee injury. He has been dominant against Freeney, Carter, and Umenyiora. Even did a pretty damn good job last week on Peppers who is the best defensive end I have seen this year vs. Eagles besides maybe Tuck.

Johnson on the other hand . . . don’t see how he doesn’t have at least 7 catches, 110+ yds, and a TD tonight.

by MG77 on Dec 2, 2010 5:09 PM CST reply actions  

That would make sense

if we always lined up Williams over the LT which we don’t.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 2, 2010 5:17 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Heard on the radio today though that it is at least 80-85% of the time though at RDE which is his natural position. It would make sense if he lines up more at LDE given that Justice has struggled at times this week including getting schooled by Tuck 2 weeks ago.

by MG77 on Dec 2, 2010 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Game advice

Tacos or Pizza?

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by Bro Namath on Dec 2, 2010 5:13 PM CST reply actions  

Hmmm

What kind of tacos?

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 2, 2010 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Taco pizza

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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 2, 2010 5:15 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

God damn it

not making this any easier.

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by Bro Namath on Dec 2, 2010 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Is this my wife?

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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 2, 2010 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Jamaican Jerk

gound beef, taxes chili, steak or bbq chicken.

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by Bro Namath on Dec 2, 2010 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Texas*

not Taxes, thankfully.

My tax taco would take 8 weeks to finish cooking.

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by Bro Namath on Dec 2, 2010 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Scurfield tidbit for those who believe "Mario loves the night."

Mario Williams: 6.5 sacks in 4 prime-time games.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 2, 2010 5:21 PM CST reply actions  

houston texans tweet

mike vick 0-4 in cold weather game. schaub and co? 5-0.

I WANT HTE UPSET SOO BAD.

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 2, 2010 5:29 PM CST reply actions  

I bet Amobi Okoye comes up big tonight

Just a feeling. I’m also feeling a Texans upset. After my first beer brings me down to reality, I’ll probably feel stupid for posting this.

by WhiskeyR on Dec 2, 2010 5:36 PM CST reply actions  

Bang Bang Time

for both squads. It’s time to deliver as professionals, to close the season with a statement and carry momentum into the playoffs.

The Texans finally have the scheme and personnel dialed in, and all the bugs shaken out for those who had 4 game vacations, and the rookies have seen some of the toughest clocktime in history. They show up, and drop the hammer with authority and pull all the pre-season hype out of the grave and put it squarely on the front burner again for the sports media to debate all next week.

The Eagles come out pissed about last week’s loss to the Bears, but also with more swagger than would be advisable and shift from those emotions into frustration, shock and awe at the Texan’s dominance and unravel on the world stage to give sports media even more material to chew through going into week 14.

Texans 28, Eagles 24

"If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice, I would have English Channels round every country. And the atmosphere would be such that anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire."
~ Winston Churchill
NFL Translation: We need the Texan Defense this week more than ever against the high flying Eagles...GO TEXANS!!

by MeMongo on Dec 2, 2010 5:46 PM CST reply actions  

Stat Update

Texans 5-0 in games below 40 degrees

just sayin’….

"If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice, I would have English Channels round every country. And the atmosphere would be such that anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire."
~ Winston Churchill
NFL Translation: We need the Texan Defense this week more than ever against the high flying Eagles...GO TEXANS!!

by MeMongo on Dec 2, 2010 6:07 PM CST reply actions  

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