Three And Out: Useless Predictions For Thursday Night Football
Back in April, when the 2010 Texans schedule was released, tonight's game was one that I immediately pegged/dreaded as a Houston loss. Playing in Philadelphia, at night, on a short week, in December, was enough to make me skeptical. And that was before Michael Vick was vaporizing the Eagles' opposition or the Houston defense was exposed as historically awful. While I'm not optimistic about tonight's tilt, I nevertheless present you with three (3) predictions that you should totally ignore because I have no idea what I'm talking about can take to the bank.
1. Try as I might to transform him by force of will, Michael Vick ain't Rusty Smith. Vick accounts for 3 TDs and 400 yards of offense tonight. It was nice to forget how bad the Houston defense was, even if it was only for a brief time. Reality returns tonight for the entire nation to see. Silver lining: The Texans' pass rush manages to get into the backfield somewhat regularly, but Vick steps up and away from the rush, escaping all but a single sack by Mario Williams.
2. With the defense being what it is, the only chance the Texans have is to control the clock and produce on almost every foray into Philadelphia territory. That means hefty doses of Arian Foster, Andre Johnson, and...Joel Dreessen. I pray believe Gary Kubiak and/or Rick Dennison will utilize the screen pass and quick hits to offset the Eagles' pressure, mixed with a steady diet of running Foster and a few shots down the field with 'Dre. I see Foster finishing with 150 total yards and a TD, 'Dre grabbing 6 receptions for 97 yards with a TD, and Dreessen quietly going for 4 catches, 49 yards, and a TD of his own.
3. Trent Cole is going to sack Matt Schaub on at least one occasion and hit him several more times. Rivers has opined that Duane Brown may find himself with child after tonight, and while I hold out hope it won't be left-tackle-grows-a-uterus-bad, the matchup certainly seems to favor Philly. The Texans will need to figure out a way to keep Vonta Leach out there on more passing plays, or chip Cole some other way.
PUT YOUR NAME ON IT: While I harbor fears of the Texans being on a receiving end of a beatdown tonight, I think they'll keep the final score within a single digit deficit. In a sick way, I may be giving the defense too much credit. Texans 21, Eagles 30.
Texans vs Eagles coverage
66 comments
|
0 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
Vick gets sacked a lot for being a mobile QB
I think it’s 24 sacks in 8 games? Not that the pass rush is awesome, but I think it’ll be more than 1 sack.
I think we’ll see a lot of two TE sets tonight. I expect Brown to get help…a lot of it as he normally does.
I originally thought 34-20…then 34-23….then 34-24……34-27 was what I said on Twitter a few hours back…..I’m getting closer to calling a Houston win. I almost feel like calling it because everyone’s calling a Philly Beatdown. I expect it to be much closer than people are expecting. The Texans have everything they need to win. Still calling Eagles 34-27, but the optimism is growing.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Started drinking already, I see.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Dec 2, 2010 4:18 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Hey - If it floats his boat
Hoping weird stuff really does only come in 3's
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 2, 2010 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
It's just the logic playing in my head...
This team flops when things are going well…and surprises in the face of scrutiny. It’s the mark of the Houston Texans.
"Lord, beer me strength."
i agree
a) every analyst picked us to lose
b) eagles fans can be great, but can turn on their team in a dime (we can get the crowd out of it early)
c) vick cant play from behind
d) foster.
im taking texans 35-31. but thats my heart, not my brain talking…if the rockets can beat the lakers yesterday, why cant the texans beat the iggles?
KP
I would hate to be one of the spoiled franchises
Last night at SSR (the lakers blog) the Laker fans wanted Russell Westbrook for Derek Fisher! They were serious!
I like having low expectations. Anyways.
33-21, Eagles win.
VIck: 239 yards passing, 56 yards rushing, 3 TDs total (1 rushing)
Schaub: 310 yards passing, 3 TDs, 1 INT
Johnson: 102 yards recieving, 2 TDs
Foster: 78 yards rushing, 85 yards recieving, 1 TD, 1 lost fumble
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
You show 4 Texans TD's
So I guess some special Thursday night penalty?
Hoping weird stuff really does only come in 3's
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 2, 2010 4:49 PM CST up reply actions
Foster's TD is recieving
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
Interesting
Hoping weird stuff really does only come in 3's
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 2, 2010 4:59 PM CST up reply actions
I'm in Philly for law school rocking my Mario jersey.
I do NOT want to be rocking my Texans shame tomorrow.
This is OUR NIGHT!
NATIONAL TV!
FACING A MOBILE QB!!
TEXANS WI……damn.
Eagles 52
Texans 35
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
OUCH.
Considering I’m facing a FF team with Vick, McCoy, Jackson, AJ and Akers, this hurts to imagine for both my fantasy and homer dreams.
oh and TEXANS win!!
Foster runs for 185 yds and 2 TD. Take that to the bank
by ketchuppants7 on Dec 2, 2010 4:31 PM CST up reply actions
Citigroup? Bear Stearns?
That prediction is screaming for a bailout!
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Dec 2, 2010 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
Damn.
what is it now, 4 -5 games. Must of been one hell of a hamstring
by ketchuppants7 on Dec 2, 2010 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
It comes down to turnovers
Texans win turnover battle, 38-34 texans
Texans lose turnover battle, 42-27 eagles
Even on turnovers, 34-24 eagles
We need to create some and not make any. I’m not optimistic, but if titans fans can spell words with more than six letters, than anything truly IS possible
I’m going 38-34 dog lovers
by AllenOU on Dec 2, 2010 4:29 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I'm never right on these predictions
Hell, I predicted Texans couldn’t stop screen passes to CJ last week. I’ve bet my life on that.
The Eagles like to blitz so I’m guessing Schaub will fumble once and Winston will recover the ball. Just like last week.
Kevin Walter will have a big game. 6 recs, 80+ yards, 1 td
Texans 37 Eagles 34
Hail no.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Texans 6 Eagles 3 ?? IT COULD HAPPEN!
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
Texans 2 Eagles 0
Pollard with the safety!
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
pfft. no way
Shaun Cody with the safety. Have you seen that beast play? He gets in the backfield all the time.
Your both wrong.
Diles blitzes and wraps up vick but he spins away and EWWWWWWWWWW comes in to clean it up for the saftey
by ketchuppants7 on Dec 2, 2010 4:45 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Banned?
BANNED.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Dec 2, 2010 4:55 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Texans 6 eagles 63
Yeah I could see that
by AllenOU on Dec 2, 2010 4:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Eagles 31 Texans 20
And it’s only that close because of a garbage time touchdown.
And this is me being optimistic.
Good luck to you guys
I know you have serious defensive woes but I wouldn’t count the Texans out of ANY game.
GGN Moderator, House pessimist, veteran arm chair coach.
www.GangGreenNation.com
Thanks, Bro
I’d type more, but I think the Texans want me to play FS tonight, so I gotta run.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Blake griffin is allready there, you were late
by AllenOU on Dec 2, 2010 4:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Which is especially odd
Considering he’s supposed to be in Denver tomorrow. Eh, you can’t expect a sooner to get the correct city EVERY time.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Dec 2, 2010 4:59 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Have you watched this team
We all think they will lose. We are always right. They will lose. Or they win and we lose and don’t get to clean house
by AllenOU on Dec 2, 2010 4:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I have
almost every week on the red zone if nothing else.
You’re rounding out Tennessee nicely at least.
GGN Moderator, House pessimist, veteran arm chair coach.
www.GangGreenNation.com
Eagles
Can be had tonight especially if Reid get ‘pass-happy’ as he is prone to do and the Eagles defense doesn’t play better.
Key to this game is the red zone. Eagles have really struggled the last 2 weeks in the red zone and they haven’t stopped anybody in the red zone this year on defense. 27th in the league allowing teams to score TDs at a 77% clip.
Texans’ secondary may stink too but the Eagles without Samuel/Hobbs aren’t much better. Allen really leveled off since he has come back form an injury, Mikell has a terrible game last week vs. Bears, and the RCB is a wasteland because Hanson is simply too slow to play outside and Lindley was giving more cushion last week than a plus sofa. Eagles should win this game because it should be a high-scoring game. I just can’t see the Eagles’ defense holding the Texans to anything less than 24 pts tonight. Probably a bit more.
If I were a betting man
And I’m not!, but I would bet that 55 points is well within reach for the game. The only catch might be the cold, but we play pretty decently in the cold, oddly.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Under/over is 55 pts? That’s still a fair amount especially if the Eagles’ offense stalls out in the red zone for the 3rd straight week.
I think it's officially 51.5
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Wiliams doesn’t have a big night simply because Peters has been playing a Pro-Bowl caliber level since he came off his knee injury. He has been dominant against Freeney, Carter, and Umenyiora. Even did a pretty damn good job last week on Peppers who is the best defensive end I have seen this year vs. Eagles besides maybe Tuck.
Johnson on the other hand . . . don’t see how he doesn’t have at least 7 catches, 110+ yds, and a TD tonight.
That would make sense
if we always lined up Williams over the LT which we don’t.
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
by nolander on Dec 2, 2010 5:17 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Game advice
Tacos or Pizza?
GGN Moderator, House pessimist, veteran arm chair coach.
www.GangGreenNation.com
Taco pizza
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Dec 2, 2010 5:15 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
God damn it
not making this any easier.
GGN Moderator, House pessimist, veteran arm chair coach.
www.GangGreenNation.com
Is this my wife?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Jamaican Jerk
gound beef, taxes chili, steak or bbq chicken.
GGN Moderator, House pessimist, veteran arm chair coach.
www.GangGreenNation.com
Texas*
not Taxes, thankfully.
My tax taco would take 8 weeks to finish cooking.
GGN Moderator, House pessimist, veteran arm chair coach.
www.GangGreenNation.com
Scurfield tidbit for those who believe "Mario loves the night."
Mario Williams: 6.5 sacks in 4 prime-time games.
"Lord, beer me strength."
houston texans tweet
mike vick 0-4 in cold weather game. schaub and co? 5-0.
I WANT HTE UPSET SOO BAD.
KP
I bet Amobi Okoye comes up big tonight
Just a feeling. I’m also feeling a Texans upset. After my first beer brings me down to reality, I’ll probably feel stupid for posting this.
Bang Bang Time
for both squads. It’s time to deliver as professionals, to close the season with a statement and carry momentum into the playoffs.
The Texans finally have the scheme and personnel dialed in, and all the bugs shaken out for those who had 4 game vacations, and the rookies have seen some of the toughest clocktime in history. They show up, and drop the hammer with authority and pull all the pre-season hype out of the grave and put it squarely on the front burner again for the sports media to debate all next week.
The Eagles come out pissed about last week’s loss to the Bears, but also with more swagger than would be advisable and shift from those emotions into frustration, shock and awe at the Texan’s dominance and unravel on the world stage to give sports media even more material to chew through going into week 14.
Texans 28, Eagles 24
"If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice, I would have English Channels round every country. And the atmosphere would be such that anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire."
~ Winston Churchill
NFL Translation: We need the Texan Defense this week more than ever against the high flying Eagles...GO TEXANS!!
Stat Update
Texans 5-0 in games below 40 degrees
just sayin’….
"If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice, I would have English Channels round every country. And the atmosphere would be such that anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire."
~ Winston Churchill
NFL Translation: We need the Texan Defense this week more than ever against the high flying Eagles...GO TEXANS!!

by 





















