Open Game Day Thread: Texans @ Eagles - 4th Quarter
by TexansDC on Dec 2, 2010 9:43 PM CST
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I'm going to use this space to highlight an example of why Joe Theismann sucks as a NFL announcer.
"Kevin Walter is the guy Houston uses to convert 3rd downs," Theismann said. Walter walks to the sidelines as the camera follows him. Theismann continues, "I wouldn't be surprised if they work it back to him here."
Joe Theismann, you suck. You ruined this game. I hope the NFL Network fires you.
As for the game, it's a surprising thing actually. Your Houston Texans dominated the 3rd quarter with two touchdowns and an incredible Jason Allen interception. The Texans now lead 24-20 with 15 minutes left. Yes, the Texans are in the lead right now...seriously!
It's fourth quarter time, people. Let's do it!
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by The Night Owl on Dec 2, 2010 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
The question is...
By what method do we lose this game in a spectacular fashion?
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Shall I consult Kubiak's nightmare diary?
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 2, 2010 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
Ya beat me too it....
I was just about to ask that same question.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
82 yard Desean Jackson TD in last 3 seconds?
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Dec 2, 2010 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
Fumborooksi attempted by Steve Slaton
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Kick return for TD
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by The Night Owl on Dec 2, 2010 9:46 PM CST up reply actions
the first half?
you wouldn’t want to see that anyways
shit
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No one can stop da Texans
He’s always open. He catches a lot of balls. He’s un-guardable, no matter how old he is
Except the Texans
And Kubiak…and Frank Bush…
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 2, 2010 9:46 PM CST up reply actions
Except for...
Cowboys, Gianta, Colts, Jags, Chargers and the Jets,
but ya, other than that….UNSTOPPABLE!!
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
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by TexansForever on Dec 2, 2010 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
WOOHOO!! DEFENSE IS BACK!!
Screw that pressuring Vick Crap!
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
We're ahead....
Gotta go for that famous prevent defense….I mean it worked so well for the Oilers in ’92.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
/Banging head on desk
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Well.
Yeah. Ok. Our defense has to play this quarter.
Frank Bush delenda est
frank bush
bringing texans fans back down to earth since 2009
our defense still sucks
oops
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
Look on the bright side
The sooner they score, the more time the Texans offense can chew up
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So you're saying we can't win?
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 2, 2010 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
Quinn INT time!
Let’s go
"If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice, I would have English Channels round every country. And the atmosphere would be such that anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire."
~ Winston Churchill
NFL Translation: We need the Texan Defense this week more than ever against the high flying Eagles...GO TEXANS!!
looks like we'll need 3 more TDs to win this game
do we have it?
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
We only need one if we can eat 13:04 off the clock
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by The Night Owl on Dec 2, 2010 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
Fun while it lasted, anyway.
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I call for a 14 minute drive!
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ending with a TD
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YA! Because that will only leave them like 56 seconds to come back. No way that happens!!
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Dec 2, 2010 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
Like shit through a goose
They ran through Frank Bush’s vanilla defense
"If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice, I would have English Channels round every country. And the atmosphere would be such that anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire."
~ Winston Churchill
NFL Translation: We need the Texan Defense this week more than ever against the high flying Eagles...GO TEXANS!!
At least it's possible to move the ball on these Eagles
Die hard Texan fan from the heart of Denmark!
I can haz another 12 minute TD drive?!?!
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so 13 minute scoring drive coming up?
by Rocket94 on Dec 2, 2010 9:49 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Yes... unfortunately it'll only be a field goal
Crap you negative sumbitches are rubbing off on me…
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
Does Kubes look....
just a touch worried on the sideline there? Hopefully it is for his job because of sticking w/Bush so long.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
NFL Network Talent's Texans Knowledge
So far the names the on-air talent has screwed up:
1. Joel Dressen – Pronounced DRESSEN
2. Mike Briesel – Pronounced BRISSEL
3. Duane Brown – Jamal Brown
Pretty awesome study.
by NavyA-6Pilot on Dec 2, 2010 9:49 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
they earn their $
He’s always open. He catches a lot of balls. He’s un-guardable, no matter how old he is
How do you figure that?
"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli
lmfao!!
come on boys.. march up and take the lead back!!
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
LET'S GO RANGERS!!!
You forgot Troy ALLEN..our free safety.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Dec 2, 2010 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
Also
Philly usually has the afc south locked up by now
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
At least they don't cal out Mary O
Like some announcers. Wait, is Mario playing tonight?!!!
"If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice, I would have English Channels round every country. And the atmosphere would be such that anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire."
~ Winston Churchill
NFL Translation: We need the Texan Defense this week more than ever against the high flying Eagles...GO TEXANS!!
true
too bad ours looks that bad while rested…
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by Kiratomi on Dec 2, 2010 9:51 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Why...
Did we stop putting pressure on Vick? Does Frank Bush enjoy spectacular losses in the 4th?
Blue devils.
Yes
And thanks for playing tonight’s easy answers to easy questions!
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"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
You should be able to win a game scoring 24 points.....so frustrating.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
Okay guys, 15 carries by Foster, 3 by Ward. TD
Everyone cool with that?
When a child asks you what a douchebag is, just say Cortland Finnegan.
Do the Texans
Practice tackling something other than dummies. You know, like people that move?
Time for some more Arian Foster
…QUAKE WITH FEAR!!!!!!!
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Yep, Anubis
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 2, 2010 9:54 PM CST up reply actions
lol slaton likes to keep it safe
by running into his own guys
KP
We also need
to draft a speedy punt returner becasue JJ and Slaton are awful
we have one next year
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I would be afraid of that.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.
DOES SCHAUB DO THESE LOB PASSES OVER PLAYERS INTENTIONALLY? cause they work.
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
LET'S GO RANGERS!!!
We need to go much slower. MUCH MUCH SLOWER
When a child asks you what a douchebag is, just say Cortland Finnegan.
Has he at least gotten better at pass protection
since the Indy game?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.
Is he here?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.
Ok.
I’m off to work. Keep up the good work guys, and get the Texans back to .5.
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
Hu Pharted?
Oh 76
"If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice, I would have English Channels round every country. And the atmosphere would be such that anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire."
~ Winston Churchill
NFL Translation: We need the Texan Defense this week more than ever against the high flying Eagles...GO TEXANS!!
Hat trick Duane Brown
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
The Texans get the lead and then give it back up?
The offense giveth, the defense taketh away.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.
yay
false start. now tell Foster to run backwards to waste more time and yards.
Blue devils.
He's doing it again...
Running backwards on the roll-out. Why, Schaub? Why?
he doesn't want to get sacked
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
Then he can throw the ball away...
While running parallel to the LOS. Running backwards accomplishes nothing; it doesn’t draw the defenders in because there’s no threat of a run.
Schaub, I could have done THAT!
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come on schaub its a free play throw it up!!
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
LET'S GO RANGERS!!!
seriously
he so rarely takes advantage of the free play
Because the recievers probably aren't open
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
yeah but u get the play over again
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
LET'S GO RANGERS!!!
no flag??? wtf….
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
LET'S GO RANGERS!!!
how is there no flag there?
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schaub... the fuck? are you a god damned retard
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damn…..
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
LET'S GO RANGERS!!!
This is not basketball Schaub!
There are no bounce passes!!!!
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thats game
we lose
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These refs are crooked as hell
And Schaub loves ankle throws too
"If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice, I would have English Channels round every country. And the atmosphere would be such that anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire."
~ Winston Churchill
NFL Translation: We need the Texan Defense this week more than ever against the high flying Eagles...GO TEXANS!!
:nice job by Kevin Walter on the short hop"
He’s always open. He catches a lot of balls. He’s un-guardable, no matter how old he is
Thats some fucking bull shit.
When a child asks you what a douchebag is, just say Cortland Finnegan.
I've seen that movie
it doesn’t end well
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
I just had to explain that to my dad
by Rocket94 on Dec 2, 2010 10:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Pollard will make a big play now
He’s always open. He catches a lot of balls. He’s un-guardable, no matter how old he is
too bad it will be for the eagles
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can we take a punter in the 7th?
cause there is No distance on these things.
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Distance isn't as important
as hang time. That’s what Marciano wants. He loves Fair Catches.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Now we have to rely on the D.
(throws up in mouth)
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Whimper.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 2, 2010 9:59 PM CST up reply actions
How can these refs keep their jobs with blatant no calls and the league feels no
Concern about looking rigged?!!
"If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice, I would have English Channels round every country. And the atmosphere would be such that anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire."
~ Winston Churchill
NFL Translation: We need the Texan Defense this week more than ever against the high flying Eagles...GO TEXANS!!
haha
@JeromeSolomon
I am starting to become convinced that Pollard doesn’t cover a man, he picks out a yard line and covers the heck out of it.
Die hard Texan fan from the heart of Denmark!
Schaub is a loser
Schaub is proving tonite why he will never win a championship.
It's Our Time.... or something...
When people start that...
I already know who they wanted…and therefore, ignore it.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Hm?
What am I missing here?
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.
I got it now.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.
We should have drafted Vince Young
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
Cushing needs to go Hulk on Vick pretty damn soon.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
damn….
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
LET'S GO RANGERS!!!
JESUS CHRIST
Do we not practice defending screens?
Blue devils.
told you.
thats game. goodnight all.
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Going to my happy place...going to my mutha-bleepin' happy place....
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
CRAP. I think the fat lady is warming up
When a child asks you what a douchebag is, just say Cortland Finnegan.
And I'm watching the game slip away....
CHRIST BUSH….where did you learn to call a defense?
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
...
You people bitch and moan every time he doesn’t blitz. Well, he rushed five there, and bad things happened.
The Akron school of football, hair-styling, and carpentry
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 2, 2010 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
whos #31? he bit hard.
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
LET'S GO RANGERS!!!
Wait, but I thought that blitzing always worked?
Are you trying to tell me that there are trade-offs with each respective play-call?
Frank Bush's defense
Can’t spot a screen if it was a tat on there wife’s ass
"If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice, I would have English Channels round every country. And the atmosphere would be such that anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire."
~ Winston Churchill
NFL Translation: We need the Texan Defense this week more than ever against the high flying Eagles...GO TEXANS!!
HOLD EM TO THREE!!!
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
LET'S GO RANGERS!!!
Would keep it a one-possession game.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.
Because #kubiakbelievesinher
"If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice, I would have English Channels round every country. And the atmosphere would be such that anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire."
~ Winston Churchill
NFL Translation: We need the Texan Defense this week more than ever against the high flying Eagles...GO TEXANS!!
why doesnt anybody on this team know pursuie angles
by Rocket94 on Dec 2, 2010 10:02 PM CST via mobile reply actions
why not run a dive
on every play?
their OC should be fired.
"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK
I hate it
when Super Mario just chills and takes plays off. Their running back just ran straight by him.
Blue devils.
Well,
at least you didn’t take Reggie Bush.
"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir
Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.
HOLDING!
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
LET'S GO RANGERS!!!
THEY CALLED IT!?!?!?!
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although I would have just taken the 3rd down
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
Wow they called holding?!?!
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Dear Durga
Forget the lightning…please send a pack of ravenous pit bulls to get their revenge on Vick’s legs…and his arm and whatever else they feel like.
Yours,
UT
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
“not so much a hold just a headlock”
this announcer has an IQ of -4
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
LET'S GO RANGERS!!!
Mario Williams
can’t actually sack. He just gets real close each time.
Blue devils.
It's hard to get a sack.....
when you’re getting clothes lined.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
that was really really ad
harrison is pissed right now
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
shit pollard just got blown up
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dude how is that not a flag on the Offensive player
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
Old school NFC
Gets benefit of the doubt by NFL refs.
I’m like inches away from losing any respect for the NFL product.
"If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice, I would have English Channels round every country. And the atmosphere would be such that anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire."
~ Winston Churchill
NFL Translation: We need the Texan Defense this week more than ever against the high flying Eagles...GO TEXANS!!
If he was on offense
the commentators would be killing whoever laid that hit
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
Pollard knocked out
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
Pollard's hurt
At last things are looking up!
/gunshot
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
Bonecrusher has been bonecrushed
When a child asks you what a douchebag is, just say Cortland Finnegan.
who goes in for pollard?
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Might be Barber
/sob
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 2, 2010 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
why no flag on helmet to helmet ?
He’s always open. He catches a lot of balls. He’s un-guardable, no matter how old he is
Any part of the body besides hands or feet
counts as down.
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haha sorry. was watching for his knees.
Blue devils.
Oh my god
How does he get that 1st????
Blue devils.
he rolled over the guy..
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they can't fucking give him that
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
Wow, give him the first down, why don't you?
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GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
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left cheek hits the ground.. lmao
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Just awful, Bentley.
If we tackled like the Eagles do, we wouldn’t be shitty.
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOU!!!! NFL COMMMENTANTOR~
GOD I HATE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!
yes
Let’s talk more about Celek’s cheeks.
Blue devils.
You'd rather they talk about Vick's?
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 2, 2010 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
come on… no first…
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Jarod Allen
if he didn’t have to worry about a flag and a penalty could have stopped that
LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
I think it stands.
Then they go for it and get it easily
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fuck...
thats a first… gotta cover the spread.
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they'll just go for it on 4th and make it
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Any reason the clock was rollin through all of that? And how was that not delay of game
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all part of the plan
don’t suspend AJ, keep people watchin, let the Eggles win
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same reason the Eagles can late hit, Pass Interfere and get away with facemasks
they are the hot team right now
Thoughts going through the ref's head during review.
Referee: Hmmmmm…looks like his shin might be down. Then again, the Eagles benefit if I call a first down and I do love me some Vick. Then again I don’t want to make another call….::phone rings::…yes Commissioner? Give it to the Eagles at all costs? Got it.
After further review, first down Eagles.
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yep. that's exactly what just happened.
Blue devils.
No commentators
You really don’t know.
Blue devils.
no indisputable evidence.
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LET'S GO RANGERS!!!
I was happier when this was a blowout
Im tired of us fucking up at the end
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Looks short to me.
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Guess not.
Refs suck.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.
wtf…
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wow...
fucking bullshit
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I don't get why Reid is challenging.
All they’d have to do is go for it on 4th down, they’d get it anyway.
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bs.
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Damn, The Game? We just lost.
When a child asks you what a douchebag is, just say Cortland Finnegan.
by just losing?
yea… we dont do that very often.
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come on defense!!!! hold them to three!!!
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Andy Reid
Looks like my stepdad. Makes me hate the fatfuck even more.
Too bad the Schaub failed to get points last drive
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Crap.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay worst defense EVAR!!!!
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Were going for it!!!
I believe.
WE CAN DO IIIT!!!!
Fuck !!!
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Thanks Zebras for that one !!!!!!!!
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Not necessarily.
Andy Reid isn’t smart.
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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.
Vick just got 300 yards passing
FIRE BUSH RIGHT NOW GOD DAMNIT
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stinkin’ punk refs
He’s always open. He catches a lot of balls. He’s un-guardable, no matter how old he is
How does a guy get that open in a professional league with only five yards to the goal line?
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."
I don't even want a attempted comeback.
Just fucking lose in a blowout fasion. Give us some false hope. Just to have the defense suck again.
Well, Bush won't be here to take the heat next year at least.
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14 unaswered Great Game Plan by Bush
Pressure= hurried throw No Pressure = completion, go with Option No. 2
giants had the SAME THING.. when we pressured vick we shut him down..
we didnt in the first half.. we did in the second.. we tied the game..
than for some mysterious reason our D coordinator just stopped bringing pressure.. and the eagles won.. stupid
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Yea we had a chance to win this with some defense but i think the refs just gave us the old screwjobs guys.
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Defense thats allowed over 30 points again this season?
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
We win this game with a healthy DeMeco.
Bentley was truly awful; responsible for about 60 yards and a crucial first-down on that last drive.
100%
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I have given up... our offense does not deserve this ..
No more till I see Frank Bush is gone… last straw… can’t handle this
by Rocket94 on Dec 2, 2010 10:16 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Firing the coach doesn't magically help the defense not suck.
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 2, 2010 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
so your saying we wouldn't improve?
by Rocket94 on Dec 2, 2010 10:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Perhaps
we could sub in someone with no arms to play for Kevin Bentley, something tells me they would tackle better. While we’re at it, I think our defense has done ok for having only 10 men on the field. What’s that you say? Brian Cushing has been playing? Well that is truly surprising.
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Well, at least the refs have been consistently horrible all game.
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 2, 2010 10:16 PM CST reply actions
Here comes the false hope train
When a child asks you what a douchebag is, just say Cortland Finnegan.
what?
bs holding call
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fuck these refs
seriously, fuck these dicks.
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You're drunk, aren't you?
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 2, 2010 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
how is that not PI???
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Pass thrown behind.
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 2, 2010 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
oh, another no call... nice
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No that would be our defense's fault.
If he didn’t have to continuously try comeback and win games because Glover Quin falls over and Bentley has paralyzed arms, he would be having a legit year.
Blue devils.
When you are down by 10. Why not throw to AJ, What do we have to lose?
When a child asks you what a douchebag is, just say Cortland Finnegan.
Something about guys with the #8
And a mad desire to throw short for no first down.
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NFL = rigged BS
These refs have proven it
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Relax.
We’ve gotten plenty of calls. The Texans have nobody to blame for this loss but Kevin Bentley themselves.
We don't agree on much Nash....
but I agree w/ you on this one. Yes some of the no calls were really bad, but that isn’t why we’re losing.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
2nd and 20
and we go for a six yard button hook
3rd and 20
dump off! WOOO
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come on offense.. move up and score.. throw it up there and let johnson get it
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4th and 5…
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does kubiak realize that
timeouts give the defense the opportunity to gameplan too?
KP
Wow
Gary has no time management lets waste a timeout, would love him as a offensive coordinator but that’s it
no PI?
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that could EAAASILY be PI
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I don't think so....
the defender got his head around and was “making a play on the ball”….thus no PI if I remember my rules right.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
Fuck that. Good night guys
Leg hugs, even for the Titans guy.
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SOOOOOO
Your telling me the back shoulder throw was thrown behind him?
SCHAUB WAS HIT IN THE HELMET!!
AND THERE WAS PI ON THE CORNERBACK!!
WTF?? IM NOT EVEN A TEXANS FAN.. WTF?
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by Moshe52792 on Dec 2, 2010 10:23 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
that was helmet to helmet... omg two missed calls...
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NFL refs can suck it!
PI & that’s at least 5 fucking hits to the QB head tonight
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Missed blow to the helmet. Missed PI
Hope this means kubiak and friends are gone
by AllenOU on Dec 2, 2010 10:24 PM CST via mobile reply actions
And Joe thiesman can swallow my cock ring. Bitch
by AllenOU on Dec 2, 2010 10:24 PM CST via mobile reply actions
The refs were bad, yeah.
They made horrible calls both ways. Lighten up a bit though, there are a lot of reasons the Texans lost this game. The refs aren’t very high on the list.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
so this week
we have to root for the BE-SFs to win.
this season sucks,.
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Not really.
We’re out of it. I’d rather Jacksonville win the division now.
no
i refuse, refuse.
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Fuck my liver !!!!
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McNair should demand a refund
From a crooked NFL that won’t allow a neutral officiated landscape. These refs are a disgrace!
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These referees are neutral in the fact that they cost both teams lots of shit with missed calls.
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 2, 2010 10:27 PM CST up reply actions
garbage yards
NOT HURRY UP AND CALL THE NEXT PLAY
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Can we please just go 7-9 now, BAL TENN wins
And clean house or fuck up more draft picks
by AllenOU on Dec 2, 2010 10:27 PM CST via mobile reply actions
wow schaub was completely obivious to that..
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no timeout to challenge....
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Yeah, he's obviously the reason the Eagles scored 34 points.
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by fanoftheunderdogs on Dec 2, 2010 10:28 PM CST up reply actions
i mean no
but his two turnovers gave them points and killed our drives.
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he had to throw on the run
not many QBs can be accurate on the run or under pressure
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
like ive said since week 7
we need to bring in a young QB. one who is kick ass. and smart
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so many available too
we should take our pick
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
should've drafted Colt McCoy
mainly because he has the best name ever.
As long as it's not a high pick.
There are many holes much, much larger than QB on this team.
GET A SILK BAG FROM THE GRAVEYARD DUCK TO LIVE LONGER.
And the end of game schaub strip sack....
well at least this was not a new way of losing.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
eagles have two fumbles both bounce right back into their hands
we have one fumble it bounces eighteen miles away from the nearest Houston player.
I'm sick of
Schaub being terrible at reading a blitz. He’s good for a sack/fumble at least once a game.
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and a pick.
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we kept it close
so everyone can keep their jobs.
so theres that.
"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK
OK so with the new coaching staff and Gm we should at least be able to cut some fat right?
I mean no way we fuck that up 3 times right?
HAHA like they will fire Kubes. hes here till December 21st 2012
because the end worlds on that day, when he promotes from within and gives frank bush jr. the DC job. the city of houston goes fucking insane and blow up reliant. the shake puts a crack in teh center of the earth and it falls apart.
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Feels familiar
Another season under Gary and friends, another 5-7 start. Why us?
"We're goin with what we got"
guess we can start talking
about the draft. even earlier than last season.
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
last year
we were in the wildcard hunt. This year the wildcard teams will be 12-4.
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
but at 5-7
we were more than 2 games out of the “wildcard hunt”
only after winning the last 4 did we have a legit shot.
Now, we are 1.5 games out of the division lead. If we win the last 4, I think we have a shot.
"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK
Does Bush take any notes from other defenses?
Nope. Our defense comes up lame again. No Mario tonight, KThX
Only two texans worth a shit tonight = Foster & Dre’. ……all for nothing.
Thanks refs & Schaub & Bush & Mary-shitbird-O Williams
"If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice, I would have English Channels round every country. And the atmosphere would be such that anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire."
~ Winston Churchill
NFL Translation: We need the Texan Defense this week more than ever against the high flying Eagles...GO TEXANS!!
Yeah, he's a rockstar with the penalties and blown protection
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NFL Translation: We need the Texan Defense this week more than ever against the high flying Eagles...GO TEXANS!!
Ditto
And I’m shredding my fucking PSL contract renewal request until Bush is fired.
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NFL Translation: We need the Texan Defense this week more than ever against the high flying Eagles...GO TEXANS!!
Guys, the bright side it that! WE ARE LAST IN THE DIVISION and...
We can win our last 5 games and STILL HAVE A WINNING SEASON, 9-7 BABY!!!
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NFL Translation: We need the Texan Defense this week more than ever against the high flying Eagles...GO TEXANS!!
Andre
Will he ask for a trade to a team that can compete?
he just got a shiny new contract for tons of money
i would hope he’s not such a jerk that’d he’d demand a trade after that. not that he doesn’t deserve a superbowl ring or three.
heh Titans Colts and Jags all so bad they will likely lose this week too
may still be 1 game out
He’s always open. He catches a lot of balls. He’s un-guardable, no matter how old he is
colts and tits.
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wait, new rule. forgot about it.
no calling the BESFs tits… cause tits are good.
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Anyone desperate enough they miss Dunta ?
He’s always open. He catches a lot of balls. He’s un-guardable, no matter how old he is
Nah.
Well, earlier in the season, absolutely. But this game, the CB play wasn’t so bad (aside from McCain).
I do miss DeMeco though. And Danny Clark. And Glenn Earl. And C.C. Brown, and Boulware, and Demps. Jebus, our LBs and safeties are just awful.
oh god no.. (giants fan here)
shudders
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
LET'S GO RANGERS!!!
Amazing...
Our division turned into the NFC West this year, and we turned into the Seahawks. Way to take advantage, chumps.
MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!1
We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster
So glad we drafted Nate Allen in the 3rd this year! Wait…. the Eagles did… Who did we draft? Oh yeah, Earl Mitchell? Yeah, hes awesome.
We seriously couldve traded our WHOLE draft this past year for Suh and we would be ALOT better.
by Logan Haire on Dec 2, 2010 10:34 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Oh.
Well, glad we drafted Ben Tate then. Point is, weve had shit drafts the past couple of years. We NEVER draft a S early, and seems like we miss the one time we do take secondary early.
-Not saying KJax is terrible, but hes probably not better than McCourty or P.Cox or worth the 1st round pick
This.
Should have given up our 2011 first-rounder to move up for Suh or even Eric Berry.
Instead, we conserved our precious draft picks so we could take a bad player this year, and another bad player next year. Whoo! I’d trade our last four draft picks for Suh, at this rate.
by Nashmeister on Dec 2, 2010 10:35 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I would give up
Entire 2009 draft. AND entire 2010 draft for Suh and Berry.(or E.Thomas).
If there is a “once in a lifetime” player at his position (and it wwas obvious Suh was this) why be scared to move up?
Im done with this team too. Fuck this team and FUCK the coaches. And Fuck MAtt Schaub too.
So they will go shower and warm up, then enjoy a late night steak dinner
And fly home thinking they didn’t get blown off the field (true), and still a 9-7 season can win this division (true), and the fans will get over the suck factors ( only if Bush gets fired ).
"If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice, I would have English Channels round every country. And the atmosphere would be such that anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire."
~ Winston Churchill
NFL Translation: We need the Texan Defense this week more than ever against the high flying Eagles...GO TEXANS!!
Kurt Warner Tonight
As we have come to see from the Texans over the years, they cannot make the plays that let them beat quality opponents.
That is on ownership and coaching. Both suck.
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