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Good Feelings Gone: Texans Fall To 5-7, Lose To Eagles 34-24

Not even Arian Foster and Vonta Leach could save us, but they do deserve to go to the Pro Bowl for their 2010 efforts.

Thursday Night's game seems like the perfect microcosm of Houston Texans football through eight-plus years.

They started out embarrassingly bad as LeSean McCoy and the Philadelphia Eagles offense shredded the defense with ease to run the lead up to 17-3. This poor play was reminiscent of the expansion era days of Charley Casserly and Dom Capers.

Then, Houston slowly started to climb back into it as Jacoby Jones caught a Matt Schaub touchdown which reminded me of the 7-9 2004 season before Schaub threw a terrible interception on a screen pass. The Eagles took a 20-10 lead before halftime which deflated the building hope and left me feeling like I did during 2005's 2-14 season.

After the half, we entered the Gary Kubiak years as Arian Foster led the Houston offense to two touchdowns. The Texans defense even got into it with a beautiful Jason Allen interception. The Texans looked like winners with a 24-20 lead. People were happy and hopeful in the game threads just as we were for last season's 9-7 record.

As has been the story this season, the Houston defense reared its ugly head and the offense stalled. The Eagles roared back with two unanswered touchdowns to take a 34-24 lead. The Texans had opportunities to cut into the 10-point lead late, but the offense couldn't get anything going at all. When it was all said and done, the 2010 Texans lost 34 -24 to the Eagles and fell to 5-7.

Like most Kubiak-led Texans teams, Houston was simply inconsistent. They started slow, heated up, cooled off, and just cannot find that consistent 60-minutes that good teams have. Yes, they could still be a game out of the division lead if Jacksonville and Indianapolis lose loseable games on Sunday, but the Texans would have to reel off four straight wins to make anything happen. It's hard to see this inconsistent team be that consistent.

There are ten days until your Texans play on Monday Night Football, and I know I wish Bob McNair would just hurry up and make the inevitable move of firing Frank Bush. Heck, we could even bring in someone like Wade Phillips as defensive coordinator who would be miles better than Bush. There I go thinking of creative solutions that will never happen again.

The comments are all yours to vent frustration after another terrible loss in a winnable game. Have at it, BRBers.

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fire frank bush

this defense is killing the team… how did it get worse frm last year? COACHING, does no one else see this?

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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by Kiratomi on Dec 2, 2010 10:38 PM CST reply actions  

front office wise

i know you guys get it.

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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by Kiratomi on Dec 2, 2010 10:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I personally believe that the front office knows

And Bush (at the very least) will be gone this offseason.

Which is about 16 games too late.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 2, 2010 10:58 PM CST up reply actions  

We had the same coach last year...

And all of the “fire Frank Bush” talk is quite reminiscent of two years ago, when everybody thought that Richard Smith was the root of all our problems.

Bad personnel decisions and poor player development leads to a group of bad players that a bad defensive coordinator can’t compensate for (nor could a good defensive coordinator).

There’s no simple fix to correct the worst defense in the history of football. By the time this defense is even mildly competent, it’ll have at least six new starters.

by Nashmeister on Dec 2, 2010 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

a new coach brings in their personnel though.

look what rex ryan did to the jets in one season. a new coach can do that.

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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by Kiratomi on Dec 2, 2010 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

A new HEAD COACH. Firing Frank Bush is only part of the equation.

by Crazy Eye Killa on Dec 2, 2010 10:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Only if you have a GM who wants to win.

We’ve elected to build through the draft, rather than going out and getting a Kris Jenkins or Bart Scott. I guarantee you Bush would have preferred Kerry Rhodes and Atogwe at safety, but we cheaped out.

by Nashmeister on Dec 2, 2010 10:50 PM CST up reply actions  

The GM wants to win, but he's not going to bring in anyone that the coach's don't want.

There was never any reported interest on Houston’s part on Rhodes or Atogwe. That was fan speculation.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 2, 2010 10:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know what goes on behind the scenes....

but I still wonder at this comment,

I guarantee you Bush would have preferred Kerry Rhodes and Atogwe at safety

I wonder if he could recognize talent….just sayin’

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Dec 2, 2010 10:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not sure how much of that is even his job.

It’s on Smith and Kubiak to bring in players. Bush just has to plug them in, and we’ve dealt him a bad hand.

by Nashmeister on Dec 2, 2010 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Again....

I really don’t know the inner workings of this FO, but OC and DC do have some input as to personnel….or should at least. If they don’t, then it is time to clean out the entire FO.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Dec 2, 2010 11:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep..

that’s really disturbing if it’s true that Kubiak pretty much controls player personnel and GM Smith just goes along with him. They need a stronger GM with experience, kind of like what they need for a DC.

by selke99 on Dec 3, 2010 1:12 AM CST up reply actions  

There's no problem building through the draft...

if you know what the f%$k you’re doing. It looks like the guys they draft on defense aren’t worth a damn.

by selke99 on Dec 3, 2010 1:10 AM CST up reply actions  

is it not awesome

 that all we are talking about is firing coaches and next year drafts because this season was over when PUBS decided to be a “genius” and throw throw throw the ball against the colts on monday night…what a tool…everyone in the known universe were saying RUN THE BALL….

1st round – new DC
2nd round – better coaches
3rd round – new GM
4th round – different UNIs
5th round – new secondary.
6th round – TE
7th round – TE

YEEBEEDABA our D is DOO DOO

by TexanSam on Dec 3, 2010 9:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Eh...

I cant even say i’m frustrated… just disappointed.

by Ivan A on Dec 2, 2010 10:38 PM CST reply actions  

Disappointed is exactly how I feel

I could not comment during the game while it was on where I was at. DId I miss something or was there more fire in Schaub yelling at the refs than there was in play on the field – basically for the whole team at the end of the game.

Hoping weird stuff really does only come in 3's

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 3, 2010 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

The refs did not blow this game for us

Frank Bush took care of that in the 1st and 4th quarters.

by b0ng on Dec 2, 2010 10:39 PM CST reply actions  

True

but god how much did we miss Demeco tonight?

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 2, 2010 10:40 PM CST up reply actions  

As much as I love Demeco

His awesomeness cannot save us from the assbabies that are frank bush’s defensive schemes.

by b0ng on Dec 2, 2010 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Bentley was the biggest goat on defense today

so I can’t completely agree, only mostly.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 2, 2010 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

It can, though.

We’re not asking for the Steel Curtain here. Solid tackling wins this game today.

by Nashmeister on Dec 2, 2010 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

At least they didnt get blown out

they played hard and lost. I cant be mad at that

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Dec 2, 2010 10:39 PM CST reply actions  

well i can

cause the D sucked.

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by Kiratomi on Dec 2, 2010 10:40 PM CST up reply actions  

man im sick

and tired of that….how about play hard and win…thats a new one…right?

play and win
play bad and win
play hard and win
play soft and win
play crap and win
play bad O and win
play bad D and win…

in the words of the Al “yoda” Davis…JUST WIN BABY.

YEEBEEDABA our D is DOO DOO

by TexanSam on Dec 3, 2010 9:25 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Ravens

their offense isn’t of the same caliber as the Eagles. We might actually be able to hold them under 30. Every game after that I believe we can win, next week is going to be the tough one.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 2, 2010 10:39 PM CST reply actions  

Frank Bush = shit bird of the year!!!

Fire him and save some fans

"If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice, I would have English Channels round every country. And the atmosphere would be such that anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire."
~ Winston Churchill
NFL Translation: We need the Texan Defense this week more than ever against the high flying Eagles...GO TEXANS!!

by MeMongo on Dec 2, 2010 10:40 PM CST reply actions  

Fire Bush

Get Wade Phillips or Crazy Mike Leech

by Silentjay on Dec 2, 2010 10:40 PM CST reply actions  

So a 3-4 defensive coordinator or a man that believed in nothing but offense yea makes sense

by wkittinger on Dec 2, 2010 10:41 PM CST up reply actions  

You know

Mike Leach isn’t a defensive guy.

But I think that’s actually the genius of this reply: the fact that I had to think about whether Mike Leach would be a better defensive coordinator than Frank Bush.

by riversmccown on Dec 2, 2010 11:42 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

+1

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Dec 2, 2010 11:45 PM CST up reply actions  

+1

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 2, 2010 11:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Where does the team go from here?

by wkittinger on Dec 2, 2010 10:40 PM CST reply actions  

Try to win the division

if Dallas beats the Colts, and the Titans win over the Jags, then we are still only one game out. After the ravens are schedule isn’t all that tough.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 2, 2010 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

problem

That’s the problem though, they’re always leaving their fate in other teams’ hands.

"We're goin with what we got"

by silentassassin on Dec 2, 2010 10:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Every team that doesn't go 16-0 does that

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 2, 2010 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't agree with that....

if one takes care of division games….you are automatically in the playoffs….simple as that.

And that IS in the teams hands.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Dec 2, 2010 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Uh so

if you go 6-0 in the division,and 0-10 otherwise, you can still easily not make the playoffs.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 2, 2010 10:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I guess I'm confused....

if a team goes 6-0 in the division and holds all the tiebreakers with the other division teams, how do they not make the playoffs?

Maybe this is getting into the esoteric BS of playoff ranking etc, but even if the other division opponents overall record is better, doesn’t the 6-0 in division guarantee the division crown?

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Dec 2, 2010 10:59 PM CST up reply actions  

nope.

overall record first.

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 2, 2010 10:59 PM CST up reply actions  

No

Division record is used as the first tiebreaker in case overall records are tied though

by A Mar on Dec 2, 2010 10:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotcha....

didn’t know that….maybe I shoulda, but didn’t.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Dec 2, 2010 11:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I would defer

To the NFC West.

Frank Bush delenda est

by JimboTexan on Dec 3, 2010 11:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Dallas is not going to beat the Colts. lol

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Dec 3, 2010 6:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Stranger things have happened...

I didn’t think Manning would throw 4 INTs, 2 pick 6s, and Colts would lose by 20+ to an above average SD team at home. I wouldn’t count them out so soon, especially after the coaching change.

by selke99 on Dec 3, 2010 10:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Plus Colts just ravaged with injuries on offense...

and for some reason Garcon not the same player he was last year.

by selke99 on Dec 3, 2010 10:05 AM CST up reply actions  

They could...

They present a lot of problems for Indy.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 3, 2010 11:34 AM CST up reply actions  

9-7 can win the division

but this team winning 4 in a row? I doubt it.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 2, 2010 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Really? They have noone left on their schedule that they cannot beat.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Dec 2, 2010 10:58 PM CST up reply actions  

The Cowboys have the lines to dominate that game

Titans and Raiders can run the ball and can get pressure. The Jags already beat them once.

Those aren’t gimmes.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 2, 2010 11:04 PM CST up reply actions  

lol...care to wager on that?

I will take Maning in December with playoffs on the line versus 4 SCRUB teams.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Dec 3, 2010 6:53 AM CST up reply actions  

boys arent that good

and its winnable division games mostly from there. they have the boys AT HOME too. hard to see jon kitna beating peyton. they go 2 games up and its over

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 2, 2010 10:59 PM CST up reply actions  

good ole kubes

Ridiculous, there’s always something every fucking year that “holds this team back.” Injured qbs, bad kickers, dogshit for defense, etc. 4th year and a row and we’re 5-7 yet again. Whether it’s this coaching staff or this organization, one of them needs to figure it the fuck out.

"We're goin with what we got"

by silentassassin on Dec 2, 2010 10:41 PM CST reply actions  

They made it more of a game than most expected

But we lost because of: Bush, Schaub, Brown and no calls by refs.

Fire Bush!!!!

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by MeMongo on Dec 2, 2010 10:42 PM CST reply actions  

Thats because people

don’t give our offense the credit it deserves.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 2, 2010 10:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Brown, eh?

Now there’s a name I haven’t heard in a while. It actually took me a while to figure out which one you were referring to.

by Nashmeister on Dec 2, 2010 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Jamal Brown

The one who had all the False Starts…

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by distant_texans_fan on Dec 2, 2010 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

In fairness

I’d rather see him false start 3 times then get impregnated by Cole every play.

by riversmccown on Dec 2, 2010 11:27 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL yeah I figured it out last night. The stupid announcer called Duane Brown --Jamal . .

But here’s what happened. . .Duane has an evil twin named Jamal. =P anything wrong was Jamal stuffing things up.

Evil twins are the real source of the losses ;-).. now all we need to do is figure out Schaub’s evil twin, Mario’s evil twin (being seeing alot of this one) etc etc.

by BattleRedFan on Dec 3, 2010 10:14 AM CST up reply actions  

The common denominator is KUBIAK… FIRE KUBIAK!!!!

by Crazy Eye Killa on Dec 2, 2010 10:51 PM CST up reply actions  

With an average competent defense, we fucking own the eagles and everybody else.

Frank Bush will be gone by this offseason (hopefully sooner) and im sure our new will DC demand that pollard be gone and we trade for troy polamalu. If frank bush is still the DC next year then I will personally go up to McNair and backhand the fuck outta him. It won’t be as bad as him backhanding us by keeping frank bush. Grow some fucking balls and go Jerry Jones on his ass. Embarrasing effort by the Defense week end and week out (Sans Rusty smith led BE-SFs).

by fgp on Dec 2, 2010 10:42 PM CST reply actions  

To be fair

Pollard did play well tonight. He was used correctly.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 2, 2010 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

He's also been misused all season

He’d look great with a real free safety and in the hands of a real coordinator.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 2, 2010 10:48 PM CST up reply actions  

bingo

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 2, 2010 10:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank you....

those were the words I was looking for….but couldn’t come up with.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Dec 2, 2010 10:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Truth

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Dec 2, 2010 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Brilliant

Why can’t these coaches figure that out?

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by The Night Owl on Dec 3, 2010 12:01 AM CST up reply actions  

Other than that interception that went right through his hands.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 2, 2010 11:01 PM CST up reply actions  

point is

i doubt he holds on when he’s that high in the air. and gets hit helmet2helmet by celek coming down.

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 2, 2010 11:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't see how Celek didn't get flagged for that hit

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by The Night Owl on Dec 3, 2010 12:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Because the refs were horrible.

Almost as bad as our defense.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 3, 2010 12:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Juh?

He was missing tackles left and right early on.

by riversmccown on Dec 2, 2010 11:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Intensity.

Dude he fucking played really hard and stuff. Without him everyone would try less and we’d do worse and stuff. ilovepollard.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 2, 2010 11:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Also

What kind of a name is Rivers? Ur gay.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 2, 2010 11:29 PM CST up reply actions  

No dude

this is super srl. You have to fight him to the death now.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 2, 2010 11:39 PM CST up reply actions  

This is true.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE, RIVERS!

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 2, 2010 11:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Banned?

Banned!

If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.

by .Bonzo on Dec 2, 2010 11:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Eh, thought he turned it around

Had a sack, had some PDs…wasn’t the weakest spot on the defense cough*zacdilesandeugenewilsonsucksomuch*coughs*

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by TexansDC on Dec 2, 2010 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

To be fair, the Eagles defense got shredded by the Bears and Jay Cutler last week. So dunno how much stock you wanna put in shredding us any more.

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by Ed Van Chimp on Dec 3, 2010 8:56 AM CST up reply actions  

We know the defense is terrible

… but Schaub has become just as inconsistent as the defense. Sure he’ll make a few good throws when it doesn’t really matter, but when the game is on the line, does anyone really feel comfortable with him back there? Last year I would have said 100% yes, but that just isnt the case this year. From stupid throws for INT’s, to stupid throws to wide open receivers that are way off their mark, to stupid throws that SHOULD have been picked off.

I could have been like everyone else and said something about the defense, but at this point, I already knew it was bad, so repeating it would have been unproductive.

by Amivy on Dec 2, 2010 10:43 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Yes

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 2, 2010 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

He only led us to 24 points

and 250+ non garbage time passing yards. What a horrible QB amiright?

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 2, 2010 10:48 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

True, but he made some terrible throws.

I think it’s been something we’ve been trying to avoid talking about because there are clearly bigger issues, but Schaub hasn’t been as good as he was in ’09.

by Karsh on Dec 2, 2010 10:49 PM CST up reply actions  

he also made some great ones

We where spoiled last year with his 4 billion yards passing.

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by nolander on Dec 2, 2010 10:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Give me some examples of great ones?

You mean the ones were his wide reciever has been wide open? I have yet to see schaub fit a good tight throw this season. Dude throws balls at his recievers ankles atleast 3 times a game.

by fgp on Dec 2, 2010 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Which was a result of having no running game.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 2, 2010 11:02 PM CST up reply actions  

The problem is that we don't have Baby Shanahan calling the offense anymore.

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by texanslady on Dec 2, 2010 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I am forced to agree with this

How many times did we run the ball on 1st down. Doesnt take a genius to stuff the box and shut it down. There was some really bad play calling through out this one.

by PassMeTheBleach on Dec 2, 2010 11:37 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

How often have we called for this in the past?

I’m actually up for doing just that…..especially if it is working. Our passing on first down all the time wasn’t getting the job done.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Dec 2, 2010 11:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Check out Schaub's 1st-down passing statistics.

Not stellar. I’d rather rush it for one yard than roll the dice there.

by Nashmeister on Dec 2, 2010 11:47 PM CST up reply actions  

We picked up 2-3 yards on 1st-down numerous times.

That’s productive. It keeps an aggressive defense honest and whittles the yardage down for shorter 3rd-down tries.

Give the Eagles’ credit. It wasn’t just stacking the box… They were disciplined and tackled well.

by Nashmeister on Dec 3, 2010 12:13 AM CST up reply actions  

I agree with you...

but it’s suprising that Houston doesn’t have better success on playaction. You can tell recently that there is a more concerted effort to hand the ball to Foster more. You would think that this would really open up playaction.

by selke99 on Dec 3, 2010 10:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

It’s really weird, with the best running back and wide receiver in football, and a pretty good qb, that we pretty much suck at play action.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 3, 2010 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Well

it seems like no one is biting on it. We seem to be getting lots of time for schuab to throw on them, and he just holds the ball and then throws it away. Maybe he isn’t allowed to make all the throws he was last year?

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by nolander on Dec 3, 2010 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

He certainly has cut down on the

one really dumb forced pick a game thing.

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by nolander on Dec 3, 2010 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah..

I was discussing this same thing with my friend, last night… It’s as if teams have decided to play the pass, or play-fake (which would explain the brutal efficiency of our running attack)..

But you’re right, Schaub sits back there like nobody’s open all the time..

by roo7227 on Dec 3, 2010 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I would like to see

What it looks like down field on those plays he is holding it so long. I have no idea if our receivers suck that bad at getting open or what?

Hoping weird stuff really does only come in 3's

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 3, 2010 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Too bad those earrings from Dragon Ball Z don't actually exist

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by The Night Owl on Dec 3, 2010 12:03 AM CST up reply actions  

I agree

I like what Dennison did to fix our running game.
I like what Foster , Ward, and Leach have done for our running game.

But Dennison is dropping the ball on our passing game. We’ve had receivers totally unprepared to be thrown to (not so much in this game but in many other games this season) and yes add to that bad shots at receivers ankles — but in my opinion the bad throws are not b/c Schaub is physically incapable of throwing but b/c he’s not being protected. So again, the coaches aren’t getting consistency out of their offensive line.

by BattleRedFan on Dec 3, 2010 10:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Eagles blitzers made it home time after time right up the fucking gut

Of course he’s going to make bad throws under that. Not saying he played remotely well, but this is a scheme thing to me more than anything.

And can someone please tell Rick Dennison that Schaub cannot throw on the run to save his fucking life.

by riversmccown on Dec 2, 2010 11:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know...

I was very impressed with a game this year (Chiefs?) where he threw 2 TD passes scrambling right to left, which for a right hander is very tough to do.

I know Schaub hasn’t looked as well as last year, but I like the guy and think that if you get rid of him, you really don’t have anyone better to step in. But I wouldn’t criticize the guy because the defense is giving up 30+ pts a game and Schaub can’t match that every week.

They need to just start drafting QBs in the lower rounds every year like the Packers used to do (then would trade them when they had a QB in place).

by selke99 on Dec 3, 2010 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

50 of those were to andre at the end of the game, in garbage time. He threw an inconceivable INT to a D-Lineman that was right in front of him, and it looked like he didnt even see him. On the 2nd to last drive on the throw to KW, he through a ball that the safety had clearly bitten on the throw and SHOULD have been intercepted. Also, lets not forget the scramble in which he threw the ball into the ground.

I’m not saying hes horrible, or that he’s absolutely terrible, but to me at least, he is not on of the top 10 QBs in the league as we all thought he was.

by Amivy on Dec 2, 2010 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Eagles didnt have their #1 CB

Also, and Schaub has BEST WR in NFL to throw too. Bradford the rookie has no one. Schaub is not clutch. At all. He is a Very, very good backup but he wont lead us to the promised land. Maybe we need to sign … Mike Vick?? Jk. Or am I?

by Logan Haire on Dec 2, 2010 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Drugs

Stop taking them.

People who think Schaub is not clutch (whatever that means) need to recognize.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 2, 2010 11:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Clutch is a myth.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 3, 2010 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, forgot about that...

I always have the sabremetric baseball community remind me of that one!

by selke99 on Dec 3, 2010 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Schaub is far from the worst problem on this team

but his play this year has been up and down and his inability to make plays when the pocket breaks down is an issue. I think he is good for another few years but we need a mobile qb if we are going to stay with this style of O

by Draco on Dec 2, 2010 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

As Schaub plays, our offense plays.

If he is inconsistant (Which he is), how is our offense?

by fgp on Dec 2, 2010 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

And this is my major point...

When the game is on the line, I just don’t trust Schaub to get the job done. Now I completely trust Andre to make jump ball impossible catches to win the game, but without Andre, I can’t see Schaub being nearly as good as hes touted to be.

by Amivy on Dec 2, 2010 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

THIS^^^

Imagine AJ under Peyton, Brady, rivers? Oooooh boy.

by Logan Haire on Dec 2, 2010 10:58 PM CST up reply actions  

ya lets KG andre

time to send him to a contender and give him his due. classy guy deserves better.

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 2, 2010 11:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I mean obviously

if Schuab isn’t one of the top 3 qbs in the league we should cut him right?

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by nolander on Dec 2, 2010 11:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Especially when those Patriots went undefeated & won the Super Bowl

That Giants defense didn’t have a chance

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by The Night Owl on Dec 3, 2010 12:06 AM CST up reply actions  

OK...

without AJ Schaub would have Walters (clearly worse this year than years past), Jacoby (regressed), Daniels (not the same since ACL injury). He’d be left with Foster, Dressen, and Anderson. Very few QBs would be successful with that lineup, this average at best Oline, and this terrible D.

by selke99 on Dec 3, 2010 10:17 AM CST up reply actions  

The knot in the pit of my stomache

When I saw that Dan-O couldn’t even find my helmet to go into the game begs to differ.

Frank Bush delenda est

by JimboTexan on Dec 3, 2010 11:20 AM CST up reply actions  

That

Is a ready to play backup

Hoping weird stuff really does only come in 3's

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 3, 2010 1:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope Rivers can tell us this week

if K Jax has been better, or isn’t seeing the field anymore or what. I didn’t really notice him but once, and that was when they did the QB sneak.

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by nolander on Dec 2, 2010 10:43 PM CST reply actions  

Frank Bush has got to go

The defense turned up for one series in the third quarter. And only because of Jason Allen’s INT, which he shouldn’t have got, because Smith and Kubiak didn’t believe we needed help in the Secondary, so he should never have been signed. Bush got Lucky and the O put us ahead. Then the D stunk it up again on the very next series.

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by distant_texans_fan on Dec 2, 2010 10:44 PM CST reply actions  

good game guys

you’re DEF didnt play anywhere near as horrible as you all made it sound leading up to the game, and we definitely have areas that the Eagles need to improve on. You all did really well in the third quarter for the most part and made it almost a very close game.

in my pants.

by Kraftacular on Dec 2, 2010 10:45 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

Thanks for being classy

Defense may not be that bad tonight, but it still lost the game and couldn’t make a play.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 2, 2010 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

3rd and 19

At the 24. 6 minutes left. We get a stop and we have a chance to take the lead with a TD. Yet they easily give up the first down….and I doubt anyone was really surprised. 2010 Texans defense

by A Mar on Dec 2, 2010 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

^^^ This.

x1294088671

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 2, 2010 11:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I would not call it easy

His knee goes down we have the stop. Meco makes that play methinks.

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by nolander on Dec 2, 2010 11:06 PM CST up reply actions  

You mean

DeMeco manages to tackle him for an 18 yard gain? Or that DeMeco wouldn’t give up an 18-yard reception in the first place?

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 2, 2010 11:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Either

but I think he at least makes the tackle, Bentley was in position to make the play, he just didn’t.

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by nolander on Dec 2, 2010 11:36 PM CST up reply actions  

What do you mean?

Do you mean spinning him down towards the first down line doesn’t count as making a play?

That’s unpossible!

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 3, 2010 1:00 AM CST up reply actions  

What bothered me

was watching Allen standing there, powerless to make a play for fear of the flag, and I can’t blame him at all. If he didn’t have to worry about a massive penalty he could have stopped that shit.

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by nolander on Dec 3, 2010 1:33 AM CST up reply actions  

That drove me insane too.

Allen could have slapped the ball away or ripped it clear, or drop a shoulder into it to get a turn over.

Someday houston will have a football team that will play at an NFL level, on both sides of the ball, for 60 minutes, for every scheduled game. Until then we suffer and try to support a team called the Texans.

by MeMongo on Dec 3, 2010 9:13 AM CST up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing as well....

I didn’t know that was Allen, but I looked at the defender there and was thinking, do something, slap at the ball, something, the guy is stretching out with it.

Maybe their playing scared that things just don’t go our way….if the ball goes out of bounds doesn’t it revert to the offense? If it goes in play who knows who will get it. shrugs* Just don’t know at this point.

Just my $.02
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by txknight on Dec 3, 2010 7:07 PM CST up reply actions  

it's the fear of a massive fine from the big scary Monday morning gastapo NFL

no defenses will do anything in a few seasons…just watch the runners zing by for high scores

Someday houston will have a football team that will play at an NFL level, on both sides of the ball, for 60 minutes, for every scheduled game. Until then we suffer and try to support a team called the Texans.

by MeMongo on Dec 3, 2010 10:39 PM CST up reply actions  

right this was my point

he didn’t know the guy was going to get spun around, and couldn’t go in hard to make sure he got down without facing a big ass fine.

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by nolander on Dec 4, 2010 2:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Maybe

I’d like to think we’d go for it anyway, but Andy Reid can be so confusing sometimes.

by phi7 on Dec 2, 2010 11:48 PM CST up reply actions  

*sigh* story of our lives
almost a very close game.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Dec 2, 2010 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Many are close games

another sigh

Hoping weird stuff really does only come in 3's

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 3, 2010 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Well now that the season is over, maybe McNair will stone up nad FIRE BUSH.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Dec 2, 2010 10:45 PM CST reply actions  

That's the thing though

The season isn’t over yet. 9-7 can, and probably will, win this division.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 2, 2010 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

No way. It is time to top dreaming. Colts win 10. Their schedule is easily winnable from here out.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Dec 2, 2010 10:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Also easily loseable

All 5 games feature teams who can run the ball. They’re not unbeatable.

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by TexansDC on Dec 2, 2010 11:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Its not over till we have 8 losses

or the colts win 4 more games.

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by nolander on Dec 2, 2010 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I SOOOOOO

Want Petersen. Lose out I say too.

by Logan Haire on Dec 2, 2010 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

He's going to Detroit.

No way Houston has a chance at him.

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by TexansDC on Dec 2, 2010 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Well,

Wed have to trade up. BUT he most certainly would be worth it.

by Logan Haire on Dec 2, 2010 11:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Prince or Nick

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Dec 2, 2010 11:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Millen

anyone catch Millen tonight? On the topic of Arian run blocking: “That’s half the BOTTLE

"We're goin with what we got"

by silentassassin on Dec 2, 2010 10:49 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

I actually chalk this one up to the players.

Play calls were decent o the d side of the ball. NO EFFECIENT tackling, and let’s not even go into the covering capabilites. They did press on short yardage, but there was no rush. O calls weren’t much better Arian between the tackles seemed to be working. “No, they would be expecting that” Airplane two if I recall . Bleach combined with drano is yummy.

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by DTango on Dec 2, 2010 10:51 PM CST reply actions  

They rushed Arian a ton in the first 3 quarters

22 times in fact.

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by nolander on Dec 2, 2010 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Concur

BUt also what was his net average per gain? I’m not an analyst but from eagle eye perspective it was more than any attempt they made on a passing play.

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by DTango on Dec 2, 2010 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

under 4

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 2, 2010 11:04 PM CST up reply actions  

lost in this game

brian cushing was terrible.

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 2, 2010 10:54 PM CST reply actions  

Our linebackers approached the awfulness of our safeties today.

That’s an impressive feat. The lines are becoming blurred…

by Nashmeister on Dec 2, 2010 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

=( the game was a blur for me and I do NOT get inebrieated

Just a depressing loss =(
I can’t isolate what went wrong except I’m finally agreeing with y’all Bush does need to go. I’d been holding out and hoping that he finally figured out how to get the most out of our defense but =( I think y’all are right. The Texans coaches are letting our players rot on the vine. They don’t develop talent, we have to acquire talent that was already developed outside of Houston.

But players being consistently inconsistent … that’s on the coaches FIRST then on the players.

by BattleRedFan on Dec 3, 2010 11:13 AM CST up reply actions  

How to win.....

Fire Bush
Get Schaub to throw ahead of receivers at chest level or put in Leinart
Cut Diles (non tackling bitch), Slaton (nice fumble asshole)
Hit Mario in the ass with a cattle prod or trade him for someone who plays EVERY down
Have McNair go after the front office about shit bird refs and a crooked looking organization

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by MeMongo on Dec 2, 2010 10:56 PM CST reply actions  

so the texans gameplan is to

roll a dice numbered 1-4, and play well ONLY in that quarter. not all 4, its not even 2 now, just 1.

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 2, 2010 10:57 PM CST reply actions  

Don't you mean 3rd Q?

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by DTango on Dec 2, 2010 10:59 PM CST up reply actions  

yup,

in the jets, chiefs, skins, and jags game it was the 4th. cept we fucked up 2 of them in the last 30 seconds.

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 2, 2010 11:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Copy that! I got the inference. And I again concur.

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by DTango on Dec 2, 2010 11:04 PM CST up reply actions  

1d4 for good play

Sounds about right.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 2, 2010 11:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I honestly hope that Kubiak goes into the Press Conference and throws everybody on the defensive side of the ball

(Coaches and Players) under the fucking bus, stops, reverses, run em over again and again. He isn’t that bad with his questionable play calling, he gave us a great offense but the fucking defense is the worst i have ever seen in my life. I have absolutely no confidence in our defense.

by fgp on Dec 2, 2010 11:00 PM CST reply actions  

Kubiak's Play Calling?..

He’s the ***king Head Coach… Why doesn’t he learn how to do that job, instead of doing the offensive co-ordinator’s job?.. Maybe then he’ll learn how to manage the clock, or know when to go for a FG!..

How come nobody sees this?..

by roo7227 on Dec 3, 2010 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Schuab

Maybe he isn’t what we though he was, he isn’t allowed to change plays at the line, throws dumbs picks, can’t see a saftey blitzing from 10 yards deep when the ball is snapped, maybe he just isn’t that bright of a QB.

by wkittinger on Dec 2, 2010 11:00 PM CST reply actions  

im veering closer and closer

to trading picks 1-4 for luck, hiring harbaugh/fangio and going from there. you want a schaubs accuracy, rodgers arm, and the ability to scramble? thats andrew.

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 2, 2010 11:02 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Honestly,

That probably would not be a bad idea/ Considering our drafts of late have been shitfuck craptastic BUSTS. Why not get 1 of the only 3 or 4 close to sure things in the draft this year? Luck will be a VERY good NFL QB. Why not us

by Logan Haire on Dec 2, 2010 11:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Honestly

That idea sucks donkey balls.

Let’s trade our most valuable picks to tie up a shit ton of money for a player who plays in a position that is a total crapshoot as far as success goes.

Oh, and who plays on the opposite side of the ball to where all of our problems are. Sounds like a winner.

According to FO, we have the second best defense in the game, and a defense that is in the running for the worst defense IN HISTORY.

How is getting rid of our most valuable picks and drafting a qb going to help this exactly?

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 2, 2010 11:10 PM CST up reply actions  

People are idiots

thats how

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 2, 2010 11:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm amazed at the shift of blame from defense to Schaub.

Agree that he was better last year. But I bet Schaub looks better with a D that can actually make stops. 7-5, possibly 8-4 if D can stop Jets in less than a min, hold SD when Rivers is without WRs 1-3, and maybe win in OT if they don’t give up a one in a million Hail Mary to the Jags.

by selke99 on Dec 3, 2010 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

SD without Gates too...

ugh, makes me want to throw large objects all over again.

by selke99 on Dec 3, 2010 10:25 AM CST up reply actions  

i mean, this assumes we draft a FS, LB, and NT, or trade for them.

i mean look, we lost this game because, a) defensive coaching (fixed with fangio, former asst in baltimore), b) bad overall coaching (harbaugh vs kubiak, cmon), and 3) qb making mistakes (im thinking lucks gonna be better than schaub, and its not a stretch).

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 2, 2010 11:15 PM CST up reply actions  

You're kidding right....

Are you talking about Vic Fangio? 1st defensive coordinator in Houston?

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by TexansDC on Dec 2, 2010 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

is it bad

that im young enough where i cant remember how bad our defense was to being with in 02?

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 2, 2010 11:30 PM CST up reply actions  

but in all honesty

stanfords defense was ranked close to last in the FBS last yrs. and now we’re pretty damn decent. maybe it was fangio, maybe it was the switch to the 3-4. we have most of the same players, but just changed schemes/coaches – there is hope for next yr!

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 2, 2010 11:33 PM CST up reply actions  

See my comment below about QBs.

We lose games because our defense sucks. Sucks a million hairy donkey dicks. We have the second best offense in the NFL, and our defense is a complete sieve.

Now explain to me again how giving up four opportunities (that would be draft picks 1-4) to add personnel to our defense in order to draft an unproven quarterback is going to make our historically bad defense even better.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 2, 2010 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

ya ur probably right

argument conceded. switching positions to that of below.

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 2, 2010 11:25 PM CST up reply actions  

+1 for intellectual honesty

and, of course, +39458346 for agreeing with me. ;)

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 2, 2010 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Not necessarily Luck persay, but if we have a chance to trade up and grab Petersen, Prince, Quinn or Bowers, I dont see why we wouldnt. The Jets have moved up to get their guy 3 drafts now, and theyve hit on all but 1 of em. If Petersen is this “cant miss” CB which he defintely appears to be, or even Prince, why not get the best in the position that we are in the most need for.

Ackknowledging that there are no standout Safties like Berry or Thomas this year.

by Logan Haire on Dec 2, 2010 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Um, we don't have the Jets D...

so Houston doesn’t have the luxury to sacrifice picks.

Instead of just saying that those picks don’t matter because they will pick crappy D players anyways, how about getting a GM that won’t pick bad players?

by selke99 on Dec 3, 2010 10:26 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Putting all our hopes on a can't miss quarterback at the top of the draft.

Why have we never tried that before?

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 2, 2010 11:08 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

lol at the comparisons between david carr, from fresno state

and a heisman candidate andrew luck, from the #4 team in the country. also, i want a coach with moxie and drive. trust me, ive seen enough from stanford to know that luck/harbaugh will be better than schaub/kubiak.

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 2, 2010 11:13 PM CST up reply actions  

See into alternate realities, can you?

Do you want to go down the list of supposed can’t miss quarterbacks that, in fact, did miss?

Reality: there is no guarantee that a player is going to make it in the NFL. None. Ever.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 2, 2010 11:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Very True.

Its all a crapshoot. But you do have to take chances sometimes.

by Logan Haire on Dec 2, 2010 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed.

But I’d rather take those chances on improving our defense. Not our offense.*
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
 
 
*except for tight ends of course. Can’t have too many of those!

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 2, 2010 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Please stop this

We have to save the dead horses

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by The Night Owl on Dec 3, 2010 12:08 AM CST up reply actions   2 recs

4 picks for a gamble....

Smells of New Orleans’ shipping their picks for Ricky.

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by TexansDC on Dec 2, 2010 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

i mean ive already conceded the argument

but if i had a last stand, it would be that theres no chances of andrew lucks character making him a shit player. i know the guy, hes too talented, too driven, too humble, and too fucking smart to fail.

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 2, 2010 11:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Schaub was not perfect

The only series I was really frustrate with him was when we had 3 minutes or so left. I really think it was not him so much as plays or play design.

Why do we have a play where we drag Dre across the field 3 yards ahead of the line of scrimmage anyways?

Hoping weird stuff really does only come in 3's

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 3, 2010 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

The idea there would be

to try to get them to focus on short stuff becuase its motha fuckin dre, while someone else gets deep?

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 3, 2010 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Good game, guys. A lot of Eagles fans were jumping off a bridge during the 3rd Q, and the Texans didn’t make the Eagles’ D look good at all.

Best of luck rest of the season.

RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.

by Imp on Dec 2, 2010 11:04 PM CST reply actions  

Thanks for being classy

and thanks for a good ass whipping. Closer to getting Frank Bush outta here.

by fgp on Dec 2, 2010 11:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Honestly

That probably would not be a bad idea/ Considering our drafts of late have been shitfuck craptastic BUSTS. Why not get 1 of the only 3 or 4 close to sure things in the draft this year? Luck will be a VERY good NFL QB. Why not us

by Logan Haire on Dec 2, 2010 11:04 PM CST reply actions  

Seeing Dan Orlavsky...

… scrambling around looking for his helmet just said everything about the Texans in an instant.

Unprepared to play.

by Amivy on Dec 2, 2010 11:06 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

....and that gets hung around the neck of the head coach

Time to clean house, start over, rebuild, and see if we have a fucking NFL team in 3 more years. What a monumental waste of time and money this last nine seasons has been. I’m out $30K on psl and season tickets for this? Yeah, no contract renewal, KTHX.

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by MeMongo on Dec 2, 2010 11:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I think this is the only team that has players along the sideline that can't ever get out of bounds to stop the clock.

Hurry up offense and it really puts a lot of extra pressure on Kubiak’s feeble clock mgmt skills when they try for an exrtra 2 yds instead hitting the sideline and stopping the clock. Dreesen has to be one of the worst.

Poor coaching!!

by Seaborn1 on Dec 2, 2010 11:06 PM CST reply actions  

You are not an ass

And you are rec’d.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 2, 2010 11:14 PM CST up reply actions  

rec'd

But I do have low expectations for this team with the current regime.

by Flazka on Dec 2, 2010 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh I'm not sayin' I have high expectations either....

but dammit I’m there watching. And taking the shit talk from the fellas in the office.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Dec 2, 2010 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Too be honest. I knew this was to come being a fan of this franchise.

You probably won’t see much of people stating that they will walk out on this team like the comments on the comicle that are 1 outta every 1.5 but we still get dissapointed week in and week out. I have high expectations for this team. I will never turn in my fan card of this team, no matter how shitty thier defense may be. Hell, i would even sit through a 0-16 season where we get shutout every game because in the end, we will get ours. Hopefully in my lifetime and not the next.

by fgp on Dec 2, 2010 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Dynamo were dissapointing this year

Just for the record

If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.

by .Bonzo on Dec 2, 2010 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't follow soccer but.

Didn’t the win CHAMPIONSHIPS? the ultimate goal in any sport?

by fgp on Dec 2, 2010 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

True but..

I’ll always be a homer till the day I die.

by fgp on Dec 2, 2010 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

'stros

My standards aren’t high. The Astros were fucking awesome from the mid-90s up until the world-series year. I’m not asking for a championship; just get into the playoffs and make things interesting. It’s really not that fucking difficult. Hell, the Bengals did it last year. The fucking Bengals!

by Nashmeister on Dec 2, 2010 11:57 PM CST up reply actions  

word.

i think most of us just want things to get shaken up. its not like we’re gonna stop being texans fans.

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 2, 2010 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

yeaaaaaaaaaaaah boi

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 2, 2010 11:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Rec'd

I’m still pulling for the Texans, but I’m sick of this regime and refuse to sign a ten year extension for season tickets as an original PSL owner and shit $3,500 a year for two seats. I’ll pull for a better future from a home or sports bar vantage point until they get some staff who can field a team that can play 60 minutes of NFL level athletics.

"If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice, I would have English Channels round every country. And the atmosphere would be such that anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire."
~ Winston Churchill
NFL Translation: We need the Texan Defense this week more than ever against the high flying Eagles...GO TEXANS!!

by MeMongo on Dec 2, 2010 11:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't fault you for that....

but you will still be watching from somewhere. I interpreted some of the posts to mean they are done….not going to watch until the Texans get better.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Dec 2, 2010 11:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah I can't stop dreaming that they'll be worthy someday

I’m just getting really sick of the letters, emails and phone calls to renew. They are crazy! It’s a ton of money for an experience more frustrating than just watching at home. Bad traffic management, idiot visiting fans who want to fight, over priced food and drinks, etc

"If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice, I would have English Channels round every country. And the atmosphere would be such that anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire."
~ Winston Churchill
NFL Translation: We need the Texan Defense this week more than ever against the high flying Eagles...GO TEXANS!!

by MeMongo on Dec 3, 2010 12:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Good points...

Hey, not all of us “Cowturd” fans are bad!!

I think it’s ok to not support the team if you have an owner that obviously doesn’t care about winning, only the bottom line or making money exclusively. But you can see McNair obviously gives a crap.

by selke99 on Dec 3, 2010 10:33 AM CST up reply actions  

I agree....

I have met a few diehard cowboy fans. Even ones willing to own up to Aickman’s 1-15 season, and even one that pointed out ya’lls 2-12 (I think, and I’m being too lazy to go verify) first season.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Dec 3, 2010 7:19 PM CST up reply actions  

0-11-1

if you’re talking about Dallas’ inagural season. Fire that Landry guy! What the hell does he know??!!

by selke99 on Dec 3, 2010 11:43 PM CST up reply actions  

(insert applause)

When a child asks you what a douchebag is, just say Cortland Finnegan.

by BabyBeezy03 on Dec 3, 2010 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

QB talk is pissing me off

Schaub isn’t allowed to have a bad game? Peyton Manning threw 4 picks last week… Do you guys not remember Schaub throwing for 497 yards in week 2? This guy is good, really good.

If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.

by .Bonzo on Dec 2, 2010 11:15 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

week 2?

dude its week 13. i’d trade a 500 yd day for 12 consistent, productive days. and plus, 17 tds and 8 picks? not exactly lighting the world on fire. we know his arm strength isnt there, and its hurt us in games. i love his accuracy, the way he battles back, and he has been more clutch this yr, there just isnt another step for him to take. he’s also slow as balls on the rollouts and wont scramble for impt downs.

believe me, ive been a schaub fan, i’ll definitely keep giving him the benefit of the doubt for now, but he’s not as good i thought he was.

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 2, 2010 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

17tds and 8 picks is nothing to complain about.

With Foster doing so well, you would think people would understand the dip in Schaub’s numbers.

If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.

by .Bonzo on Dec 2, 2010 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

understand it

and trust me, schaub isnt high on the priority list right now. just saying he hasnt had that great of a season. part due to arian, part due to OC change, part due to some mistakes.

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 2, 2010 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I guess so.

I just angry. I’m just mad at people saying that we need to draft a QB in the first round. It’s like they don’t realize the defense gave up 34 pts tonight.

If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.

by .Bonzo on Dec 2, 2010 11:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Look at the teams the Chiefs have faced

If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.

by .Bonzo on Dec 2, 2010 11:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Plus if you watched their games early in the season...

Cassel’s passes could not be caught or intercepted they were so bad.

by selke99 on Dec 3, 2010 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Hard to argue with that logic

as painful as it is to admit

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Dec 2, 2010 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Each and every QB is only as good as his receivers.

Houston Texans - Once again proving it's possible to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

by DTango on Dec 2, 2010 11:18 PM CST reply actions  

get open?

all receivers other than AJ need to actually catch direct passes thrown at their chests

I’m looking at you, Jacoby, K Dub, Dreesen.

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen each of these drop what should have been caught. But my memory could be faulty =P.

The coaches need to drill focus into our players.

Jacoby — he may be “athletic” but he’s NEVER had the focus to be consistent. He might as well be another Ocho-cinco for all I care.

K-dub — he was sooo much better last year. is he injured? does he forget he’s in the middle of a football game? He’s dropped more than one that he should have caught. this goes back to the coaches. The level of practice should be so intense that the right motions are instant reaction not something you have to think about even for half a second.

more players need to learn to react to situations like Andre does. He KNOWS when to let a ball go uncaught or when to go out of bounds. they have a huge resource with someone like Andre on the team .. they need to model after him more.

by BattleRedFan on Dec 3, 2010 12:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought Jacoby was going to have a breakout year...

both as a kick returner and a deep threat to compliment AJ. Maybe he started to believe his own hype…

by selke99 on Dec 3, 2010 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Truth

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Dec 2, 2010 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

IMPROVEMENT THROUGHOUT

For today’s game, I would have to put the loss on Schaub. I can’t say that I’m surprised, because even though he did throw for a lot of yards last year, he has always thrown an untimely pick, and the fumble and pick today were both at the worst time. If not for the pick at the end of the first half, they likely would have been tied at the end of the half. One game that comes to mind last year is the Cardinals game where he threw a pick 6 on an out route.

The only reason he was in the Pro Bowl last year was because 3 or 4 QBs ahead of him didn’t want to participate, or couldn’t.

As far as the defense, I thought that they played fairly descendly today. Probably one of their better games. True, giving up a 3rd and 19 is never going to help you out, but the Eagles did the same thing and they won the game, so I can’t blame the defense for this one. I think in the 4th, they got worn down. I agree with one of the other bloggers in that, I don’t believe the coordinator will make a difference. They just don’t have the talent in the secondary.

The officials can take some blame with two more than obvious pass intereference no calls, as well as offensive holding throughout the game that wasn’t called. Also, I don’t se how they could overturn the call on the field with the third down, unless they had some angles they weren’t showing us on TV. The roughing the passer calls that weren’t called weren’t that major, but I’ve seen much less called and worse not called.

It seemed like they abandoned the run on the third to last drive, which could have taken the ball out of Shaub’s hands more.

As far as Shaub being a really good quarterback, that he may be, but he is not a great quarterback. The difference between he and Peyton Manning is that Peyton Manning can throw four picks in a game and still give you a chance to win. Matt Shaub isn’t going to do that, at least not at this point. Peyton Manning has helped his team go to the AFC Championship Game several times. Matt Shaub hasn’t helped his team even yet get to the playoffs. And interceptions aren’t the only thing that constitute a bad game. Shaub has had other bad games this year. Games where he hasn’t gotten rid of the ball in a timely manner leading to sacks, being what he’s done mostly this year. He’s never shown me anything that makes me think that he can lead this or any other team to at least a good playoff run. He could probably get them to the playoffs, I don’t think he would ever get them through the playoffs.

by Pensive Texan on Dec 2, 2010 11:23 PM CST reply actions  

LMAO

Our defense gave up THIRTY THREE points. And its our QB, who had only 3 poitns scored off his turnovers, fault. Good one.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 2, 2010 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

You can look at it that way

And maybe I’m being a bit optimistic, but at the end of the half, if Schaub doesn’t throw the interception, they could have gone down and gotten at least 3 points, and the Eagles probably wouldn’t have had time to score). Without the fumble, let’s say they are able to get a field goal. That’s what makes the difference. And I’m not saying the defense didn’t contribute to the loss, but they’re not the only reason, and actually I’m surprised they only gave up 34.

by Pensive Texan on Dec 3, 2010 12:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Our end of first half game management is the stuff of legends.

As in we are legendarily crappy at it.

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 3, 2010 12:51 AM CST up reply actions  

You realize the fumble

was because the defense could rush the passer with no worries at all about a run game? Thats what happens at the end of games when you are down.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 3, 2010 1:34 AM CST up reply actions  

The fumble

was because he didn’t see the corner blitz coming, which wasn’t really hidden at the time of the snap. They still could have run the ball, if they wanted to (coaches’ play calling), but as the QB, you’ve got to recognize where the blitz is coming from.

by Pensive Texan on Dec 3, 2010 1:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Although

in my drowsy state I could misremember and be thinking the fumble is when they were down 3 instead of when they were already down by 10.

by Pensive Texan on Dec 3, 2010 1:42 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm sorry

You’re right. it wasn’t the fumble down by three. It was the throw into the ground when he might have gotten the first down by running that stalled that drive.

by Pensive Texan on Dec 3, 2010 1:45 AM CST up reply actions  

I agree that play by Schaub was just a killer...

but the D has cost Houston 3 games this year. True Schaub could be better, but you can’t tell me QB is a bigger hole than secondary/defensive scheme/DC.

by selke99 on Dec 3, 2010 10:43 AM CST up reply actions  

OF course QBs

are never allowed to make bad throws ever at any time ever. Thats why anything above 60 percent is considered a pretty good completion rate… no wait….

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 3, 2010 10:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Our defense gave up 34 points.

And this loss is on the quarterback.

Got it. That makes a shit-ton of sense.

Oh wait, it doesn’t. Because it’s completely batshit retarded.

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 3, 2010 12:50 AM CST up reply actions  

NOBODY'S SAYING

it’s all on the quarterback, but neither did he do the defense any favors. And nobody can say that they expected the Texans not to give up more points at 24-20. The Eagles are the second highest scoring offense in the league this year, and the Texans are the worst or next to worst pass defense in the league. The Texans defense gave up 34 points, but the Eagles defense wasn’t so good that the Texans offense couldn’t have done the same.

by Pensive Texan on Dec 3, 2010 1:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Ok

So when you said

For today’s game, I would have to put the loss on Schaub.

You didn’t actually mean it? ORLY?

The offense went on the road and put up enough points that, with even an average defense, we had a chance to win. And our defense just gave up play after play.

I simply do not understand how, with (per FO) the second best offense in the NFL and one of the worst defenses in NFL history, people somehow contrive to blame the offense for our repeated losses. Sure, the offense wasn’t perfect, but it is more than good enough to win us games.

It’s like complaining about a dent on a fender when your head gasket is broken.

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com

by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 3, 2010 4:00 AM CST up reply actions  

If the defense stopped Philly in the first half

An average amount – we would have been tied or in the lead at half – even with the pick.

Hoping weird stuff really does only come in 3's

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 3, 2010 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

How is everyone holding up?

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Dec 2, 2010 11:23 PM CST reply actions  

Eh, my financial aid is hitting some snags....

So I have more pressing concerns than a 5-7 football team.

by Flazka on Dec 2, 2010 11:24 PM CST up reply actions  

thats sucks man

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Dec 2, 2010 11:25 PM CST up reply actions  

UH?

because their offices are terrible and no one is ever on the same fucking page from office to office, I feel you, if this is the case

"We're goin with what we got"

by silentassassin on Dec 2, 2010 11:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Actually, it's for SMU.

And it’s not their problem, more of the government’s.

by Flazka on Dec 2, 2010 11:28 PM CST up reply actions  

true

bureaucracy at its best

"We're goin with what we got"

by silentassassin on Dec 2, 2010 11:39 PM CST up reply actions  

getting over it...not really

Feels like I traveled back in time when we went 5-7….oh wait..

"We're goin with what we got"

by silentassassin on Dec 2, 2010 11:24 PM CST up reply actions  

every time they lose I make one comment then leave for like 20 mins

listen to music watch some vids or something just to get the lose out of my head and im good

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Dec 2, 2010 11:26 PM CST up reply actions  

4th straight season at 5-7.

Goddamnit.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 2, 2010 11:30 PM CST up reply actions  

take that!

To all of those out there bashing their team for their inconsistencies! They’re consistent at getting off to underwhelming 5-7 starts!!!

"We're goin with what we got"

by silentassassin on Dec 2, 2010 11:35 PM CST up reply actions  

we're a good team thats climbing up the Draft Order

and that one player could be the key

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Dec 2, 2010 11:32 PM CST up reply actions  

calm down

we’re one FS from being respectable

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Dec 2, 2010 11:34 PM CST up reply actions  

word.

also, probably another LB that can cover somebody. what happened to sharpton?

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 2, 2010 11:35 PM CST up reply actions  

No one knows

#draftgregjonesinround2

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 2, 2010 11:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Sharpton looked lost

he was turned the wrong way, running the wrong way on many plays. He is rookie, I guess that happens

Hoping weird stuff really does only come in 3's

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 3, 2010 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

If that one player manages to cripple Frank Bush in a car wreck.

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 3, 2010 12:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Why can't we have a bend and not break defense instead of break and break?

I would gladly take the worst defense in nfl history if it left us with a decent redzone defense.

by fgp on Dec 2, 2010 11:28 PM CST reply actions  

The Players

Comes down to the players and the scheme. But they first need to get the players, which I don’t think they have.

by Pensive Texan on Dec 2, 2010 11:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm of the mind....

we don’t have a DC that know what kind of scheme he wants to run so doesn’t get personnel to fit a scheme….don’t know what he bases his personnel decisions on…yet at the same time, can’t seem to find a scheme that will fit what he does have or to even utilize what he has.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Dec 2, 2010 11:40 PM CST up reply actions  

plus or minus

I don’t think it would matter one way of the other what scheme they would want to use. I don’t think the secondary has the speed or skill to be able to perform well in any scheme. My thought is that just about everybody in our secondary would be a backup somewhere else.

by Pensive Texan on Dec 2, 2010 11:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Defense

The main thing that I notice about this defense is that, aside from not being able to stop the pass, is that they don’t get takeaways, and that’s because they don’t get a consistent rush on the QB (through blitzes or defensive line pressure), nor are they able to cause fumbles, which most at least descend defenses are able to do. The Saints, for example, give up some good yardage, but they’re always getting turnovers that help keep their games in check. Part of that’s coaching, and part of that’s the players.

by Pensive Texan on Dec 2, 2010 11:54 PM CST up reply actions  

The Texans got plenty of good pressure tonight though.

They just have a fucking shit secondary and a fucking shit coverage scheme. You’re not going to hurry Vick every play.

by riversmccown on Dec 2, 2010 11:57 PM CST up reply actions  

i mean...

he did have 2 tackles, 1 TFL. if that isnt productivity iono what is. #passthebleach.

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 3, 2010 12:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Quick tip:

Tackles are not a stat that decides how good or bad you are irregardless of context.

by riversmccown on Dec 3, 2010 12:01 AM CST up reply actions  

not saying they decide anything

but stats exist for a reason – what else would you use to have a baseline for how well a player did?

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 3, 2010 12:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Do they track...

Times that you got single-blocked for a fucking eternity while Vick stood comfortably in the pocket waiting for his receivers to get open?

Because Okoye’s would have been quite high today.

by Nashmeister on Dec 3, 2010 12:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Tip

Irregardless isn’t a word :)

Hoping weird stuff really does only come in 3's

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 3, 2010 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

+1

for “truthiness” ;-)

One of the best reminders I’ve heard about that is:
“It’s irridiculous to say irregardless.”

by BattleRedFan on Dec 3, 2010 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Inconceivable

but you could say “irrespective” or “notwithstanding”

Someday houston will have a football team that will play at an NFL level, on both sides of the ball, for 60 minutes, for every scheduled game. Until then we suffer and try to support a team called the Texans.

by MeMongo on Dec 4, 2010 9:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Those stats don't talk about hurries

Texans did get a bunch of those….

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 3, 2010 12:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Silly comput0rz.

I don’t recall getting a whole lot of pressure with just our front four. There were probably half a dozen plays where Mario and Antonio spent about 7 seconds getting single-blocked, and finally the coverage (which I thought was fine considering the receivers we were up against) broke down.

It’s a back-and-forth blame game between the D-line and secondary this year, but for once, I’m taking the secondary’s side. Mostly because the yards and TDs we gave up were to RBs and FBs. Really, maybe the worst performance by our linebackers that I’ve witnessed in modern Texans’ history.

by Nashmeister on Dec 3, 2010 12:11 AM CST up reply actions  

agreed.

didnt think our front 4 did the job today. allen/pollard/quin were doing well most of the game. LBs couldnt corral shady or sack vick (wtf bentley), and front 4 got mostly manhandled (at least for 3/4 quarters).

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 3, 2010 12:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Should be noted...

Arian Foster now has 15 total touchdowns which is a Houston single-season record.

His 13 rushing TDs tied a single-season record.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 2, 2010 11:28 PM CST reply actions  

Bright spot

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Dec 2, 2010 11:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Sigh.

I feel sorry for Andre and Arian. They are way too talented for this shit.

by DisplacedTexan on Dec 2, 2010 11:30 PM CST up reply actions  

It's sad how we say the same thing about Andre every year.

It just makes him that much more awesome for the fact that he’s willing to stay here.

If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.

by .Bonzo on Dec 2, 2010 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

It's almost like we don't deserve those two

They deserve a better team, or at least a competent defense & coordinator to protect a lead

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by The Night Owl on Dec 3, 2010 12:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Fantasy Beast this year...

I believe most productive Fantasy RB.

by selke99 on Dec 3, 2010 10:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Anyone else sick of the Vick coverage before the game?

I get it, he went to jail. America loves a comeback.

YAWN

by Flazka on Dec 2, 2010 11:34 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah, I'm with you on this garbage drama they push

He killed dogs without remorse, now he makes millions on camera again….who cares.

"If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice, I would have English Channels round every country. And the atmosphere would be such that anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire."
~ Winston Churchill
NFL Translation: We need the Texan Defense this week more than ever against the high flying Eagles...GO TEXANS!!

by MeMongo on Dec 3, 2010 12:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Zing!

And rec’d

"If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice, I would have English Channels round every country. And the atmosphere would be such that anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire."
~ Winston Churchill
NFL Translation: We need the Texan Defense this week more than ever against the high flying Eagles...GO TEXANS!!

by MeMongo on Dec 3, 2010 12:11 AM CST up reply actions  

We've got like 3-4 years left of any good play.

Think about it. What if we don’t make the playoffs and go into rebuilding mode? How long do we have to wait to get the playoffs back in Houston?

If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.

by .Bonzo on Dec 2, 2010 11:35 PM CST reply actions  

At Least 3-4 Years

If we change coaches and then they change everything around, then I would expect at least that. They’ll have to build the defense, though I think the front seven are pretty descend, they may need to redo the whole secondary. I really think the defense misses Demeco Ryans much more than anybody will really talk about.

by Pensive Texan on Dec 2, 2010 11:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Good game guys, gave the Eagles a good fight. I’m glad the game was injury free for the most part at well. Good game guys and good luck during the rest of the season.

by d-jackfan10 on Dec 2, 2010 11:36 PM CST reply actions  

Losing always brings the retards out to play

at least VY was kind enough to fuck off before it got really bad.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 2, 2010 11:39 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Maybe more than that

If we change coaches and then they change everything around, then I would expect at least that. They’ll have to build the defense, though I think the front seven are pretty descend, they may need to redo the whole secondary. I really think the defense misses Demeco Ryans much more than anybody will really talk about.

by Pensive Texan on Dec 2, 2010 11:39 PM CST reply actions  

I agree

DeMeco is being severely missed, but not being mentioned. I hope he comes back healthy.

If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.

by .Bonzo on Dec 2, 2010 11:40 PM CST up reply actions  

just looked at the box score

jason allen was BY FAR our best defensive player – 9 tackles (all solo), 1 PD. pollard also was sick, but after that? nothing.

biggest mystery: wtf was the deal with diles getting PT and sharpton sitting. i think zac got more and still had only 1 tackle (vs rev’s 2) lmao.

hilariously, brice mccain didnt make the boxscore – nothing to report there. wow.

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 2, 2010 11:58 PM CST reply actions  

I really want to know what happened with Sharpton

Zac Diles should only see the field for special teams. He’s a turrible WLB.

If they aren’t gonna play Sharpton…then draft Greg Jones in 2011, but Diles should not be on the field for defense (barring injury).

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 3, 2010 12:00 AM CST up reply actions  

what round

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Dec 3, 2010 12:02 AM CST up reply actions  

I dont I've had my eye Deunta Williams in the 2nd

the best senior FS in the draft some see him as a possible late first rounder

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Dec 3, 2010 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Which means you must be hoping the Texans draft Nick Fairley in the 1st, right?

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by The Night Owl on Dec 3, 2010 12:11 AM CST up reply actions  

I would love it but they could still draft a CB and still draft Williams

Someone needs to play Nickle and i don’t think Allen stays with the team

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by Joe25 on Dec 3, 2010 12:12 AM CST up reply actions  

about the same this year

But Rahim is leaning towards staying in school so it doesn’t matter

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by Joe25 on Dec 3, 2010 12:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Speaking of tackles...

Schaub and Leach each had 1 – the same as Diles.

/DILES FAIL

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by TexansDC on Dec 3, 2010 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Diles and Ewwww

Better not be on the roster next year

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by MeMongo on Dec 3, 2010 12:24 AM CST up reply actions  

McCain not in the box score

Because being torched is not a stat

Hoping weird stuff really does only come in 3's

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 3, 2010 2:39 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Thanks for the laugh.

"Thank you, sir. May I have another?" ~ Characterization of my Texans fandom.

by LoneSpot on Dec 3, 2010 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Amobi looked decent today

Other than the fact that Mike Vick is, in fact, not human and can not be brought down behind the line of scrimmage.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 3, 2010 12:04 AM CST reply actions  

Is that why

He is the most sacked QB?

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 3, 2010 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

so priority list for changes

1. new DC
2. new FS
3. newl NT
4. new WLB
5. get demeco/tate/barwin healthy and back to speed.
6. get matt more comfortable in offense; make him make plays with his feet.
7. figure out returnman situation

am i missing anything?

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 3, 2010 12:14 AM CST reply actions  

remove #6 and you're good

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by Joe25 on Dec 3, 2010 12:16 AM CST up reply actions  

haha alright.

maybe it was a stretch, just wish he could run for a first down.

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 3, 2010 12:20 AM CST up reply actions  

So let me get this straight

1. new DC – Rod Marinelli maybe?
2. new FS – Deunta Williams
3. new NT – Nick Fairley
4. new WLB – Sharpton might be suitable when Demeco returns
5. get demeco/tate/barwin healthy and back to speed.
6. get matt more comfortable in offense; make him make plays with his feet. – Double Leg Transplant with Romo?
7. figure out returnman situation – Trindon Holliday, hopefully his hand transplants were successful

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by The Night Owl on Dec 3, 2010 12:20 AM CST up reply actions  

sounds good to me.

cept for the romo thing – i want no part of dallas or their cowboys here in houston. romos legs mean romos dumb, shitty mistakes, his off-the-field distractions, etc lol

re: the sharpton thing – im worried that with cushing, ryans, and sharpton, we dont have enough speed at LB. maybe im off base on that, but just a thought. i want someone who can range and can play fast if needed.

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 3, 2010 12:26 AM CST up reply actions  

If Schaub could scramble like Romo, or hell even David Carr, he could be very dangerous

That’s probably the one thing those two can do right

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by The Night Owl on Dec 3, 2010 10:03 AM CST up reply actions  

I'd settle for him being as mobile as Dan Marino

If his arm was more accurate and stronger. No deep ball power, and throwing low, high, and behind is for backup QB’s.

Time to test Leinart out!

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by MeMongo on Dec 3, 2010 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

You forgot

Shove a cattle prod up Mario’s ass and keep him from sleeping through entire games (much less plays), or trade him for somebody who will get the job done.

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by MeMongo on Dec 3, 2010 12:27 AM CST up reply actions  

mmmm okay

but i think getting him more help at NT to occupy some blockers will help with that.

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 3, 2010 12:28 AM CST up reply actions  

True, very true

Fire bush and Smith for failing to get a NT! I support your list with extreme emphasis.

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by MeMongo on Dec 3, 2010 12:31 AM CST up reply actions  

It would help so, so very much.

And it makes me hate our defense so much more that we don’t have that. NB it would also make Amobi look better because we would get better pressure. And with better pressure, our db’s would start looking not so sucky. Oh, the insanity.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 3, 2010 12:57 AM CST up reply actions  

NOSE TACKLE

I didn’t know we had a nose tackle. I do definitely agree that we need some kind of return game. Our current returnman has absolutely no vision, and you can always tell that he never really looks comfortable or is certain of what he wants to do when he gets the ball. It’s sad that I can’t remember his name and he was the running back the past two years.

by Pensive Texan on Dec 3, 2010 12:34 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm not sure

what happened to him between West Virginia and the Texans. Oh yeah, Steve Slaton. I knew I’d remember at some point.

by Pensive Texan on Dec 3, 2010 12:36 AM CST up reply actions  

He looks like he's running through tires when he returns a kick-off

He indecicively stutter steps while he expects his blockers to create a mile wide hole for him. It doesn’t happen, he goes down at the 15.

by Calvinball on Dec 3, 2010 12:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Never

thought about that, but you’re right. I wonder why they don’t have Jacoby Jones running back kicks (figure they don’t want him hurt since they’re not deep at wide receiver) and Slaton doing punt returns. Andre Davis is out for the year, right?

by Pensive Texan on Dec 3, 2010 1:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Lately Jacoby Added some kind of clock

That has to tick twice before he starts running. I am not sure what made that happen.

Hoping weird stuff really does only come in 3's

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 3, 2010 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

8. Restock on bleach?

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 3, 2010 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not understanding the 'Draft a CB in the first round' talk

Didn’t we do that this last draft? And didn’t we learn that very very very very very few rookie CBs play well? Do we really want to spend another first round pick on a developmental project? We need to look to for a good veteran CB. Nut up and put some money down for it.

First three rounds should be some variation of FS, NT, and LB. I don’t know the draft class well enough to know what that order should be.

by Calvinball on Dec 3, 2010 12:47 AM CST reply actions  

Because I am a fan of battleships

I vote for a NT, and maybe some solid db’s in free agency.

Oh, and a new defensive coaching staff.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 3, 2010 12:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Agreed

I think it’s bad mocking when people mock Houston a CB. A Veteran #1 (like Johnathan Joseph) would be better than a rookie, but the CBA shit muddles things up.

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by TexansDC on Dec 3, 2010 1:02 AM CST up reply actions  

well there are no good FS that are worth atleast a top 25 pick

I want Nick Fairley but we do need a CB to play nickle and may not draft Nick. Deunta Williams is the guy I’m targeting in the second round. LB well I don’t too much about LBs this year. Sometimes teams cant pass up a prospect like Prince if hes there.

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by Joe25 on Dec 3, 2010 1:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Also if the Texans ignore FS again

a new CB could force GQ to FS

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by Joe25 on Dec 3, 2010 1:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Also I love Kareem and think he will develop Into a fine CB someday

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by Joe25 on Dec 3, 2010 1:23 AM CST up reply actions  

The CB's

Everyone are talking about are Patrick Petersen LSU, and Prince Akunamara Nebraska and they are considered to be Revis and Bailey like. Watch the clips of Petersen he is dominant. 1000x better than Kareem. Also, Im really starting to come around on Brandon Harris and Janoris Jenkins as well. I could see all 4 going before the 20th pick. But Petersen is a special kind of talent that doesnt come along very often.

by Logan Haire on Dec 3, 2010 1:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Janoris Jenkins

shut down AJ green and Julio Jones all the best SEC WRs played their worst games against Jenkins

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by Joe25 on Dec 3, 2010 1:17 AM CST up reply actions  

he's sick

peterson: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swuQoc2jBMU
kareem’s will be good, but he wasnt this good in college:

jenkins: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cxPR1aN7Qk damn. he didnt fall down.

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 3, 2010 1:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

I see him runnin a 4.3 at the combine and shootin up boards. Hes faaast.

by Logan Haire on Dec 3, 2010 1:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep

McCain fast

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by Barryfromtexas on Dec 3, 2010 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I like Janoris too

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by Joe25 on Dec 3, 2010 1:22 AM CST up reply actions  

I wouldn't be opposed

but there are CB needy teams up that that wouldn’t wanna trade down unless they got a king’s ransom.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 3, 2010 1:32 AM CST up reply actions  

we could trade back with the pats get their 2nd

then maybe get Harris and Deunta

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by Joe25 on Dec 3, 2010 1:35 AM CST up reply actions  

If both are gone then who do you think theTexans should pick

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by Joe25 on Dec 3, 2010 1:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Jenkins or Harris.

Get a S in 2nd round, or move up if needed to get Deunta Williams. If Dareus, Bowers, Quinn, or maybe even Fairley fall to them well… its tough is it the pourous secondary? Or NO pass rush? Against the Jets we showed we have a pass rush, so Id go with Jenkins I think.

Get a vet Safety thats actually awake during the game.

by Logan Haire on Dec 3, 2010 1:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Fairley is my guy

we don’t need more DE’s but to get some push up the middle would be great. Deunta in second would be awesome. WR might be a little more of a need than LB because of Sharpton. I would love a 6’3 WR who we can target in the Red Zone and put in jump ball situations.

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by Joe25 on Dec 3, 2010 1:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Andre, Dorin, Walter, Jacoby...

All 6’2’’ or 6’3’’. I dunno if another tall one’s gonna make a difference.

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by TexansDC on Dec 3, 2010 1:34 AM CST up reply actions  

We need

A pure speed guy. None come to mind right now though

by Logan Haire on Dec 3, 2010 1:35 AM CST up reply actions  

ya we do

cept schaub cant get it to him.

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 3, 2010 1:36 AM CST up reply actions  

JJ is fast but Matt doesnt have a big arm

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by Joe25 on Dec 3, 2010 1:37 AM CST up reply actions  

we also need

a slot guy like davone bess. would kill in our offense

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 3, 2010 1:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Jones is speed

but they misuse him.

Anderson is slot, but they don’t use him.

All the pieces of the puzzle…with no coach to put it together properly.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 3, 2010 1:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Walter disappears

JJ is too inconsistent Dorin may not be ready and the Great one well he can only do so much.

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by Joe25 on Dec 3, 2010 1:37 AM CST up reply actions  

OK, just a quick plan here..

Probably wont happen but heres a decent fix.
FIRE FRANK BUSH – All coaching to do with Legendarily Awful D
Hire someone competent, Marvin Lewis maybe?? Idk
Sign S Jonathan Joseph
Draft one of Fairley, Quinn, Jenkins, Harris
Draft FS 2nd round – MAKE SURE to focus on improving Secondary GREATLY in offseason. No matter what.
???
Profit.

by Logan Haire on Dec 3, 2010 1:47 AM CST up reply actions  

heres your fire frank bush
Minnesota, Dallas, Carolina, Cincinnati, San Francisco, Denver, Houston, Oakland, Cleveland and Miami head the list of franchises with coaching uncertainty. An attractive list of candidates is forming, with names such as Jon Gruden, Bill Cowher, John Fox, Marvin Lewis, Brian Billick and maybe Stanford coach Jim Harbaugh among the possibilities.

But owners aren’t going to lock in high-price, high-profile coaches if they have labor uncertainty. If talks between owners and players break down over the next month, you might see the Cowboys stay with Jason Garrett and the Vikings stay with Leslie Frazier. Texans owner Bob McNair could stay with Gary Kubiak by hiring Wade Phillips to coordinate the team’s defense. If other owners don’t make changes or choose to hire low-priced assistants as head coaches, expect a long labor battle.

Joseph might get an offer but i doubt we land him because this team likes to build through the draft.

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by Joe25 on Dec 3, 2010 1:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Joseph's young enough to get an offer.

They don’t like old guys. The CBA will decide if he’s unrestricted or restricted.

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by TexansDC on Dec 3, 2010 1:54 AM CST up reply actions  

its not that hes old

I think they wont throw money at him like we want them to. Also Cincy is gonna want him back.

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by Joe25 on Dec 3, 2010 1:57 AM CST up reply actions  

I dunno...

Would rather have Fairley…and a veteran CB. Got months to think about it.

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by TexansDC on Dec 3, 2010 1:33 AM CST up reply actions  

It's gonna be hard to do that

The lions are going to pick him up, their secondary is pretty bad too.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 3, 2010 1:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Revis and bailey didn't dominate as rookies you know

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 3, 2010 1:36 AM CST up reply actions  

PRESS CONFERENCE

Listened to some clips from the post game interviews with Kubiak and Schaub. Sounds pretty much like every other loss. I am surprised that Schaub didn’t mention his turnovers and lack of execution in clutch moments as being contributing factors to the loss and only hinted at non calls by the officials as being frustrating, in addition to the team’s lack of execution as a whole. Whether he takes some responsibility for the offense’s inconsistency or not, I don’t know, but it would seem to help if he at least verbalized it. At times to me, on the field and in interviews, he just seems to give an air of indifference. Not to say that he doesn’t care, but I don’t know how much he really affects or more importantly, doesn’t affect his teammates during games.

by Pensive Texan on Dec 3, 2010 12:53 AM CST reply actions  

Couldn't agree with you more...

Everyone who gets on that podium to speak for the team seems to be indifferent. A little passion any day would be nice. Hell, I’ll even take Schaub getting riled up like Derek Anderson. Just let us at least know you care about this game sometimes…

The second a leader starts to take responsibility for these losses, good things will happen. But, you still need to fire Bush AT LEAST. I mean Michael VIck, alone, had 200 yards passing and running by half-time.

Worry not my fellow fans. Kubiak believes in YOU!

by DieHardTexan on Dec 3, 2010 8:06 AM CST up reply actions  

I can't see how this one is on Schaub

I can’t remember who said it weeks ago, but I know one of y’all did: the only way we win games is if the offense is perfect. Schaub was not perfect tonight. He made some awful throws. But you know what? If our defense was anything better than mind-numbingly awful, the score would’ve been a lot closer. We might have won. Sure, our QB made some bad throws tonight, but we a decent defense would have bailed us out. Instead, again, our piss-poor defense puts enough pressure on us that we’d have had to score 5 TDs to win this game. We hung 24 points on a good defense – a mediocre performance from our defense should have won the game for us.

by cubic on Dec 3, 2010 1:17 AM CST reply actions  

But That's

part of the point. Everybody knows the offense has to be essentially flawless, although I can’t say it’s been anywhere close to that in any of the games past the first four. The Eagles average before the game was around 29 points, so I don’t see how anyone, including our offense, would expect the defense to limit their scoring, which mad it even more important for the offense to protect the ball, and the only turnovers on the Texans side of the ball were the result of a pick and Schaub’s fumble. So, no, it’s not all his fault, but he for sure didn’t help.

by Pensive Texan on Dec 3, 2010 1:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Well of course Schaub didn't help

But I can think of at least nine different problems (read: nine positions on the defense excluding Super Mario and Cushing) that need to be addressed before we start to work on whatever “problems” we have on the offense.

by cubic on Dec 3, 2010 2:25 AM CST up reply actions  

wow

that throw to the defensive lineman at the end of the half was CLOWN LIKE!

by rotorhead73 on Dec 3, 2010 2:47 AM CST up reply actions  

It was Matt's cross-eyes...

He thought that big fella was Jacoby Jones.

Worry not my fellow fans. Kubiak believes in YOU!

by DieHardTexan on Dec 3, 2010 8:01 AM CST up reply actions  

It may not be what you think

The guy was literally falling down when Matt started to throw, and somehow he collected himself to made the catch.

Yes he should have thrown it better.

I like Matt, but this game if I had one way to describe his effort – it is like he was afraid of the Eagles Defense (not just getting hit)

Hoping weird stuff really does only come in 3's

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 3, 2010 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Really?

Did anybody watch this game? We put heat on Vick for 3 quarters, and then we play coverage in the forth. The receivers are open whether you blitz or not, so might as well get some shots on the qb. This team quite possibly has the worst coaching staff in football. I’ve following this site for a long time; this is my first post. Get rid of the cancer that is Kubiak and his staff. Anyone that stands by Frank Bush is THE PROBLEM. Dammit, this team has way too much talent to have a 5-7 record. They have pissed away an easy 5 games this season. Watch Kubs presser tomorrow; 3rd down this and missed oppurtuities that, we need some FIRE around here. Anyone else sick of the passive head coach? When you piss away 4 games in a row; someone should be screaming around here dammit!!! Nice guy coaches are crap; I’ll take a screamer all day

by Ceaster909 on Dec 3, 2010 1:29 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

Screaming during a press conference...

Says nothing about coaching ability.

Or do you want Denny Green as our head coach?

by Nashmeister on Dec 3, 2010 11:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Agreed

And rec’d. With a better coaching staff Ive only seen 3 games this year that would be surefire losses: Dallas, Giants, and Eagles – we should be 9-3 or 8-4 at the worst.

by Logan Haire on Dec 3, 2010 1:33 AM CST reply actions  

This Team!!!!

Is much better than the product being put on the field. Frank Bush hasn’t a clue of what to do out there. 3 quarters of pressure, and then you let off, and let Vick have his way. If I was this crappy at my job; I would have been fired years ago. Thing is, this middle of the road crap will keep seeling tickets, and Mcnair will keep praising Kubiak. Garbage, us fans put too much into this to see this garbage happen year after year. Underachieving isn’t good enough; ugh, dammit, goodnight.

by Ceaster909 on Dec 3, 2010 1:42 AM CST reply actions  

Would agree partially

with that. My only question would be why is it that with the pressure in the first quarter, they still got 17 points scored on them. Second quarter either Philadelphia let up or the defense was able to figure something out, at least before Andy Reid made any adjustments, and Phildelphia really didn’t have the ball the 3rd quarter. I also think that talent wise the team is better than what their record is, mostly offensively, but is it coaching, or is it the players. One thing missing from this team that a lot of other good teams have are veteran players that know how to win and can teach other players how to win, and that’s one other component that is missing (which would fall on the coaching staff and front office)

by Pensive Texan on Dec 3, 2010 1:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Pressure and blitzing are not always synonymous.

Sometimes you get pressure without blitzing (not us, of course; but every other team in the league does); sometimes you blitz and don’t get pressure. This isn’t X’s and O’s; there’s a huge measure of execution that goes into the game. And for the record, we didn’t stop blitzing in the fourth quarter. In fact, the forty-yard screen pass they gave up on the last scoring drive was… gasp, a blitz!

The game-plan was fine. For once this fucking season, they limited big plays and kept everything in front of them for the most part. The failures on the defense last night were on tackling, and a pathetic performance by the front four. Watch any other team that has that much invested in the front-four in terms of draft picks and money, and you won’t see opposing QBs standing comfortably in the pocket for ten seconds. Not that any of those clowns could actually tackle Vick if they got to him anyways…

by Nashmeister on Dec 3, 2010 11:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Clowns!

Clowns! Clowns! Clowns! The Texans are Clowns!

by rotorhead73 on Dec 3, 2010 2:44 AM CST reply actions  

RIP EXCUSES (2006-2009)
The First Twelve Games (Where Playoff Teams Are Made):
2007: (5-7) | 2008: (5-7) | 2009: (5-7) | 2010: (5-7)

You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.

by Antho10000 on Dec 3, 2010 7:00 AM CST reply actions   2 recs

And that summs up very well....

how I feel about this coaching staff/FO. Something should have changed by now you would think.

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Dec 3, 2010 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

So.....can we get some Draft Speculation Threads going?

Time to focus on next season while this farce plays itself out.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Dec 3, 2010 7:50 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

I heard a rumor...

I think we’re already interested in a 3nd string walk-on DB out of UTEP for our 1st round pick!

Worry not my fellow fans. Kubiak believes in YOU!

by DieHardTexan on Dec 3, 2010 8:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Wasted talent

At this point that is what is the most disturbing thing to me. Sure there are guys on the Defense that we’ve drafted high that aren’t spectacular. But, the way things are going now it makes me think it’s going to be a long time till we fix this problem and that’s unfortunate. Good guys like AJ, Foster, Mario, Cushing… they’re just going to waste away in front of us. Personally, I don’t want to look back one day and revere Andre Johnson as JUST good player and not even a player that was on a team that won the f&*#ing division.

It’s sad. And you know what? Today in the paper they’re talking about how the Texans’ playoff hopes still aren’t dashed yet. “If we just win the next four…” Give me a break. Fire Bush, fire Kubiak… don’t hesitate. Just walk into their offices and break a wooden chair over their heads!

Worry not my fellow fans. Kubiak believes in YOU!

by DieHardTexan on Dec 3, 2010 7:55 AM CST reply actions  

My head hurts this morning from some great dark brews last night

At least I’m emotionally over the Texans loss already. All the excuses in the world have been used now and we are sick of them all. It’s obvious that last night represented what so many of our games from this and previous seasons have: this team is inconsistent, has gaping issues at some positions, and coaches who can’t out scheme other coaches.

Let’s start cycling through the roster to further evaluate our talent in game conditions (I guess that’s not what pre-season can do for this staff) and planning for 2012 (since next season is looking to be a wash with the CBA issue looming). Yeah I know, 9-7 is still possible and could be enough, but let’s stop kidding ourselves into thinking they will do anything consistent enough to make a playoff performance worth getting there. Let’s just stop the insanity of hand bailing this floundering boat, and flip it over and properly patch the hull damage for a shot at having it perform in a more successful way another season. Do what must be done!

Someday houston will have a football team that will play at an NFL level, on both sides of the ball, for 60 minutes, for every scheduled game. Until then we suffer and try to support a team called the Texans.

by MeMongo on Dec 3, 2010 9:40 AM CST reply actions  

LOL... How Has Pollard Been Misused?..

You can’t blitz him on every play, and say… “that’s how you use him,” just because the guy can’t cover anyone… He’s trash, get rid of him..

by roo7227 on Dec 3, 2010 11:24 AM CST reply actions  

Seriously.

If we blitzed every player on our team who can’t cover anyone, Glover Quin would be awfully lonely back deep.

by Nashmeister on Dec 3, 2010 11:40 AM CST up reply actions  

He's an in the box safety...

Using him to cover a deep zone, that’s not a good idea. You don’t need to blitz him every play, but using him similar to how the Jets use their own SS, that’s probably the best example of how to use him.

The guy can cover, but just not deep…just more of a zone blitzer really.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 3, 2010 11:41 AM CST up reply actions  

CMon Guys..

The guy was run out of KC for a reason.. I understand he’s better moving forward, but with our FS situation the way it is, that’s just not realistic.. And it’s not like the guy does enough for you, to look the other way about his shortcomings..

Nolan gives you what Pollard gives you, anyways.. I hate to say it, cause it backfired on us this season, but continue to go young and get a FS in the draft, and then maybe open up the wallet for a hybrid safety veteran, as insurance..

by roo7227 on Dec 3, 2010 11:48 AM CST up reply actions  

3-4 and 4-3 defenses

are different, and the SS has more cover responsibilities in the 3-4.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 3, 2010 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I hear ya..

But I think after watching him for a while, that we can conclude he doesn’t fit well in a 4-3, either… The truth is, I don’t know why KC let him go (exactly)..

by roo7227 on Dec 3, 2010 3:08 PM CST up reply actions  

He fits well when they play him right

and if we had a true FS back there.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 3, 2010 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Please..

No, he doesn’t… The guy cannot cover anyone!.. I’m telling you, there’s a guy out there that can do what Pollard does, AND COVER.. That’s the guy we need..

by roo7227 on Dec 3, 2010 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

It was Kerry Rhodes.

But god forbid we give up a 4th-round pick for him! What on earth would we do without Sharpton?

by Nashmeister on Dec 3, 2010 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Sharpton?

was he the one who hid “bookem Dan-O’s” helmet or was he the one stacking blankets? I know he was on the sideline doing something, but on the sideline none the less.

…and Diles is still taking the field in nickel. Oh yeah, I forgot #kubiakbelievesinyou thinks Diles is All Pro material

Time to rearrange my gun collection by barrel flavor…

Someday houston will have a football team that will play at an NFL level, on both sides of the ball, for 60 minutes, for every scheduled game. Until then we suffer and try to support a team called the Texans.

by MeMongo on Dec 3, 2010 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

You can't put him in the box...

And ask Eugene Wilson to be your lone back safety. Now, if you get a competent FS, sure. That solves a lot of problems, actually. Unfortunately, they’ve opted for Wilson/Nolan. You reap what you sow, Smithiak. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

by Nashmeister on Dec 3, 2010 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

No, that's what I was referring to....in what he was replying to

Used with a real FS, Pollard would look better.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 3, 2010 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

What's Left for 2010 season - Not Much

Another season bites the dust. Even if they might squeeze into the playoffs by some wildcard miracle, they won’t get very far. The team doesn’t possess the leadership required. This is one competitive level of play and the good TEAMS get weaker links playing at a high level (think Patriots, Saints). Coaches definitely need to go, they are not believers themselves and therefore just send out the ’just give it the old college try" vibes and worse. One thing I have observed in addition to the lack of consistency (Schaub played poorly last night), is special teams. When they finally went up in the 3rd quarter, they promptly had a terrible kickoff and Eagles get ball at 40 yard line for easy push down the field. If you want to manage transitions better and create excitement, this is where to do it and it seems totally overlooked. There are 3 phases to the game, and the Texans only play 1 to the level they should be at.

by stickit on Dec 3, 2010 11:44 AM CST reply actions  

I think we're just proper fucked

Some people (ok, all) say fire Bush. Some people say draft new guys and fire Kubiak. I personally feel that we’re fucked either way in the short term and the near future. Frank Bush doesn’t help, but we also have serious personnel issues. It’s fairly obvious that firing Bush won’t fix those. I’m not saying he doesn’t need to be fired- he does- but Frank Bush is only a man. An aggressively unsuccesful example of a human being, yes, but just a man. The Texans are an organization whose choices over the past few years have led them here collectively. Firing Richard Smith (who- and this is somewhat amazing- was arguably less catastrophically incompetent than Bush) didn’t fix the defense because we didn’t hire a real coordinator. We didn’t hire a real coordinator because we hired Kubiak, who is a great guy, but also someone who doesn’t do much to get outside of his comfort zone. We hired him because he’d take the job, and because he’s a good guy and a solid offensive coordinator. We needed that badly at the time. But he’s not a head coach. He’s a good coordinator. He’s proven that conclusively. That’s not a bad thing. I’d give my left arm and a kidney to be a competent NFL coordinator.

Our problems are systemic and will defy any quick fix. Kubiak is going to get fired, if not this year then the year after next year’s lost season spent without even the Texans sucking to keep us company. It’s going to screw up the offense, but it needs to happen. We’re in for another long winter of rebuilding, at the end of which our team, especially the defense, will probably be almost unrecognizable. It might work. I hope it does. I am resigned to this process. I’m not angry anymore. There’s just no point. We all know what’s coming, everything else in between is just details. It’d be cool to be wrong about this.

So yeah. Proper fucked .

Frank Bush delenda est

by JimboTexan on Dec 3, 2010 11:53 AM CST reply actions  

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