Open Game Day Thread: Texans v. Broncos (Part Deux)
by Tim on Dec 26, 2010 4:28 PM CST
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PrintYour Houston Texans with a productive first half of football? I'm quite sure I have no idea what to do with myself.
Keep the back-and-forth going in the Comments below as the Texans strive for their sixth win of the 2010 campaign. That would be a much more exciting thought if this wasn't the fifteenth game of the season.
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Alright guys, let's get out there and start choking!
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 26, 2010 4:30 PM CST reply actions
Not this time
Tebow is just that bad.
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Do not underestimate Frank Bush
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
Well that first half must've been our good half.
I’ll get the Clorox and Drano
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
Chances
The Texans actually play a complete game?
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Same chances as Dunta Robinson not being torched by Drew Brees tomorrow night?
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Dec 26, 2010 4:33 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
How do the falcoholics feel about that signing now?
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He hasn't been as bad as most would expect, really
But they all agree that he wasn’t worth the money.
Actually, Dunta didn't get toasted in September
That was Grimes by Lance freakin’ Moore. Dunta actually played Colston well.
Dunta hasn’t been bad, but he is good for that one big play given up per game. Either by missed coverage or by a PI…or both.
23%
cause of my man crush on Arian
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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or hatred of Dunta?
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 4:34 PM CST up reply actions
oooh... can it be a mix of the two?
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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How about envy of Devin Hester?
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
stop messing with my brain... lol
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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You really have to ask?
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 4:33 PM CST up reply actions
Chances are good
This is one of the best teams ever when it doesn’t matter anymore
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 26, 2010 4:33 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe one day
We’ll shut out a team that isn’t starting a rookie QB.
A man can dream, can’t he?
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 26, 2010 4:33 PM CST reply actions
Eh, maybe we see more Damione Lewis
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
BUT HIS DIRT SQUIRREL IS SO GLORIOUS!
Fixed that for you.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
Oh noes, we suck again!
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
He Is
The best DT on the roster.
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Tallest midget?
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Prettiest Girl In Oklahoma
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Best team in the NFC West?
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 4:38 PM CST up reply actions
Most Honest Politician?
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 4:38 PM CST up reply actions
Best tasting Non-Alcoholic Beer?
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
Save Your Coors Light Jokes, People
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
"Christmas Coors Light"
“Now with extra H2O!”
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Just for that
I hear he’ll be urinating in a glass for yours.
Not that you’ll be able to tell the difference between that or Coors! Whooooaaaaaaaa!!!!
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by riversmccown on Dec 26, 2010 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
I found the photo from the "Miss Oklahoma" contest...
"velocitas eradico"
by DilloTex on Dec 26, 2010 4:42 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I bet the one on the far right can suck a mean...
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Gotta rec that
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Ahhhh, the Manning Family Reunion.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 4:43 PM CST up reply actions
I think it's funnier that you went there before anyone else did.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
Annnnnndddd...
There’s the secondary we know and hate.
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HAHAHAHA makes sense...
2nd half team GO!
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excuse me, i mean that in the case that, we only play one half.
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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Kareem Jackson's man got open deep?!?!?!?!?
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Didn't the essplode him earlier?
And if not, can they try again?!
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
Long pass by Tebow
Why am I not surprised?
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Efense is back
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by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 26, 2010 4:38 PM CST reply actions
Damn! They found the stadium!
I told y’all the bad directions wouldn’t fool them!
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 4:39 PM CST up reply actions
Bush simplified the directions
"Welcome to the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like the Texans' defense" - Bring Whose Line back!
by RocketsAstros on Dec 26, 2010 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
That explains the crayon marks.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 4:41 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Good run by Carl Buckhalter.
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Now THAT'S more like it!
Yaaaaaaaaaaay, worst defense ever!
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
This makes our
not really trying to get a touchdown before the half even smarter.
Dear Glover Quin,
Please stop falling down when on the playing field. That’s my job.
Sincerely,
Kareem “Inaction” Jackson
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
Personally
I was surprised it wasn’t 41-31 with these two offenses…in the first half.
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Slaton sighting!
DRINK!
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A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
And Slaton muffs it
good thing no one was close by
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A screen pass??
Where have we been hiding those at?
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And The World Didn't End
Looks like The Dennison Prophecy did not come to pass.
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The mothership makes it sound even better
Schaub now has more than 4,000 yards passing in a season. He’s the 12th QB in NFL history to have back-to-back 4K+ yard seasons.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Shaub
tries to throw an int, but the Broncos weren’t paying attention.
Go Matt
Schaub now has more than 4,000 yards passing in a season. He’s the 12th QB in NFL history to have back-to-back 4K+ yard seasons.
Champ Bailey's shaken up
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Yeah no, no way that was a late hit.
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That's the offensive scheme I am used to
throw a 5 yard pass on 3rd and long
Why do we fucking run routes that DONT GO BEYOND THE FIRST DOWN MARKER
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All Part Of Kubiak's Master Plan
Just have some patience. All will reveal itself in 2013.
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unbefuckinglievable
I don’t understand Schaub’s thought process there.
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I think Schaub deserves some heat for that this year
But at the same time, how on Earth do you still have these routes in the playbook on third down?
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by riversmccown on Dec 26, 2010 4:52 PM CST up reply actions
And that's the offense that I was expecting in the first half.
3 yard pass on a seven yard third down.
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Cause this is Denver.
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by riversmccown on Dec 26, 2010 4:49 PM CST up reply actions
I just always doubt Rackers beyond 50
And he continues to prove me wrong.
Low expectations, high reward.
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Holy...
That was some serious leg, Neil.
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Holy crap!
I didn’t think there was a chance in hell Rackers could make one from that far away
That's Denver for you
Home of the longball
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
55 yard FG Attempt?
And he makes it!!!
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Did the announcers just say that was "aggressive?"
Really?
/smdh
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Wind blowing in his favor?
Where the fuck has this leg been? I noticed his long kickoff earlier too. 55 yards is amazing when earlier he barely kicked 52
by fgp on Dec 26, 2010 4:51 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Mile High thin air
A kicker’s best friend
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 4:52 PM CST up reply actions
He used to have one of the biggest legs in the NFL
pre-injuries and aging.
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by riversmccown on Dec 26, 2010 4:53 PM CST up reply actions
YAY DENVER WIDE RECEIVERS!
You’re 3-11 and finding space against the worst secondary in the league! TOTALLY WORTH TAUNTING!
"Lord, beer me strength."
Jason Allen is ass.
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Nah, Lloyd is that good
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 4:53 PM CST up reply actions
Wasn't everyone just praising how awesome he is?
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
Not me
For damn sure.
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I'm sooooo two thousand and late......
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
Sweet Mariah
That’s embarrassing. Brandon Lloyd just made Jason Allen look silly.
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Why the fuck didn't Jason Allen jump for ut?
by fgp on Dec 26, 2010 4:53 PM CST via mobile reply actions
They are going with the Rex Grossman offense
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Makes sense with Tebow vs the Texans
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 4:54 PM CST up reply actions
More often than not
it works against teams without a secondary
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 26, 2010 4:55 PM CST up reply actions
209 for Tebow now.
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Turns out it probably wasn't a great decision
YOU FUCKING THINK?!?!?!
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It took 15 goddamn weeks to admit that?
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by riversmccown on Dec 26, 2010 4:55 PM CST up reply actions
And the Captain Obvious Award for the Stupidest Blatently Apparent Comment goes to...
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 4:55 PM CST up reply actions
Time for Xbox yet?
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 26, 2010 4:54 PM CST reply actions
"Turns Out, It Probably Wasn't A Great Decision"
-Steve Beuerlein, on Houston’s decision to go with this youthful secondary.
Beuerlein, you are an oracle.
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No he truly attributed that to Kubiak
He just stumbled all over himself to say that.
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by riversmccown on Dec 26, 2010 4:56 PM CST up reply actions
In Related News
Turns out, naming Frank Bush defensive coordinator probably wasn’t a great decision.
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Seriously
When I think about my hate for the D coaching, I start with Bill Kollar.
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You mean Assistant Head Coach Bill Kollar?
Mine starts with David Gibbs. Brilliant job developing those CBs.
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In other news
The stake is being set up for Frank Bush to be ritually sacrificed to Jobu
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 4:58 PM CST up reply actions
I thought they set that up weeks ago.
And what makes you so sure Jobu would want him? If anything I would think sacrificing him would just piss Jobu off.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 4:59 PM CST up reply actions
So Jobu can torture him personally
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 5:00 PM CST up reply actions
Okay, I'll get the firewood.
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A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 5:01 PM CST up reply actions
Hyping Zac Diles as a Pro Bowl candidate?
Probably not a great decision.
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by riversmccown on Dec 26, 2010 4:58 PM CST up reply actions
The Oracle of Delphi, even.
He foresaw our imminent destruction, and Kubiak and the coaching staff would not heed the admonitions of their Muse.
Someone needs to tell Tebow
that you can’t go that deep when you are in the red zone
I mean any other time it's a great idea
but you cant throw 35 yard passes from the 12 yard line
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 26, 2010 4:57 PM CST up reply actions
Rex Grossman is disappointed in you.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 4:58 PM CST up reply actions
I wonder why he didn't try running it in?
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 4:59 PM CST up reply actions
Somehow they held them to a field goal
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Somehow they held themSELVES to a field goal
Broncos
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by RocketsAstros on Dec 26, 2010 5:00 PM CST up reply actions
Do you think anyone has bothered to tell Slaton that AVOIDING the other guys on kickoffs is a winning idea?
"velocitas eradico"
It's hard to avoid the other guys when you're wetting yourself after catching the ball.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 5:01 PM CST up reply actions
There is nothing ironic about that, Criqui
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What Was That?
A route that actually went past the first down marker?
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Will wonders never cease?
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 5:01 PM CST up reply actions
I still expect someone to call him Roger Foster
Don’t know why, but since they screw up his name so regularly it just seems likely.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 5:03 PM CST up reply actions
We run screens and somehow cannot block..
by fgp on Dec 26, 2010 5:01 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Amazing
Arian Foster made what should have been a terrible stretch call into a great gain.
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Arian Foster continues to make something out of nothing.....
And continues his Marcus Allen impersonation, in my eyes at least.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Another nice catch by JJ
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BTW, have the refs checked him for Stickum
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 5:03 PM CST up reply actions
I Cannot Wait
To find out which team overpays Jakespeare this offseason based on upside.
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Team Lockout has a bid in.
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by riversmccown on Dec 26, 2010 5:04 PM CST up reply actions
My bet is on the Redskins
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 5:04 PM CST up reply actions
Perrish Cox
I thought he was in jail.
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He'll be back soon.
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by riversmccown on Dec 26, 2010 5:04 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, K-Dub
Damn.
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Three yard pass coming up.
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Ding Ding Ding
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3rd & 12
Run 9 yard out.
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Watching The Sucess Of This Screen Game Today
I grow angrier at how Dennison refused to embrace it all season.
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Another screen??
Who hijacked Baby Shan’s playbook?
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This offense is making my brain feel sad...and arsonous.
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57 yd FG Attempt????
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HE NAILS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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57!
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 26, 2010 5:07 PM CST reply actions
Somewhere
Kris Brown weeps.
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And when he tries to use a tissue to wipe up his tears
He’ll shank left and hit his ear instead.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 5:08 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Rec'ed
That wasn’t his ear.
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by bigfatdrunk on Dec 26, 2010 5:08 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
LOL, also rec'd.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 5:09 PM CST up reply actions
Gotta love the thin air.
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Rackers best kicker in franchise historyyy!!!!!!!!!!!! EVARRRRRR
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Dennison
3rd and 12 and you have not one, but two receivers on 5 yard routes? WTF are these coaches doing? And why would Schaub even throw them the ball?
It's Our Time.... or something...
To get Rackers in FG range
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 5:08 PM CST up reply actions
Do we have him under contract for next season?
Denver might want to steal him
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Let them have Kubiak instead.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 5:09 PM CST up reply actions
Kubiak might take him to Denver with him
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 5:09 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah but
I hope that him hitting these long FG’s in Denver doesn’t make Kubes think that he can do it for real
You know your defense sucks
when your best CB is a guy you got off the waiver wire midseason.
Choo Choo! Get on board the Marvin Lewis train for 2011 Defensive Coordinator.
Sometimes a blind squirrel finds a nut
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 5:11 PM CST up reply actions
Other team's trash
is always our treasure.
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 26, 2010 5:12 PM CST up reply actions
The Reverend!
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Not tripping
Jason Allen is loads better than Kareem Jackson.
by fgp on Dec 26, 2010 5:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
No
It’s still subtle degrees of suck. Allen is horrible, as well, but he’s also in his 3rd or 4th year.
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Stupid, half-drunken opining
The Good Rev will be the best LB on the squad in 2011. There, I said it.
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Sadly, no.
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Yeah
I don’t think he will ever be back
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 26, 2010 5:15 PM CST up reply actions
Believe me
I AM including Cushing.
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The coaching staff will have a full offseason to beat all the good out of him
Like they did with Cushing.
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by riversmccown on Dec 26, 2010 5:14 PM CST up reply actions
*sigh*
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You're assuming the defensive coaching staff will still be here next year?
I don’t even want to THINK about that.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 5:16 PM CST up reply actions
Until Bob McNair makes me think otherwise, I see no reason to think there will be a major overhaul on defense.
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by riversmccown on Dec 26, 2010 5:18 PM CST up reply actions
Mark Anderson
Has been another incredible find off the street.
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But I am in the distinct minority
of wanting to keep Kubiak, and bring in Phillips.
And me
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We're a good minority
but I’m more wanting Marvin Lewis or John Fox at DC.
"Lord, beer me strength."
If you guys want to keep Kubes after this season
You’re never going to want to get rid of him.
It reminds me of my days of being a Carr apologist…oy…
I don't think that true...
I’m about at the end of my rope with him, but I’d like to give him one more shot at getting a decent Defensive Coordinator in here before just blowing it all up and starting over…
"velocitas eradico"
Funny thing I started reading a post by Rivers about the search for HC #3...
…and I read through it and the comments and it took me a LONG time to realize that it was from Dec 8 of LAST year…
"velocitas eradico"
I thought the same thing.
But I keep thinking this: Kubiak has brought in Richard Smith and Frank Bush as his DCs. What evidence is there that he’ll hire a big name DC this time around? That’s also assuming Frank Bush is fired at the end of the season
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 5:25 PM CST up reply actions
Keep Kubiak? yes
Bring in Wade? no
I’d rather have John Fox
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 5:19 PM CST up reply actions
I just want a new DC
Kubiak? I could go either way. I DO think, though, Uncle Bob does go scorched earth on the defensive coaching side.
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I just want us
to run a 3-4. If we could find a nose, I think we can. Though, that is easier said than done. Perhaps Mitchell could be a Ratliff-esque NT?
Earl Mitchell as the 3-4 NT would kill my liver.
I’m terrified just thinking about it.
"Lord, beer me strength."
I thought Kerns' post singlehandedly changed everyones mind on this subject?
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by riversmccown on Dec 26, 2010 5:21 PM CST up reply actions
That's not what you told TT, my friend!
See bottom: http://www.battleredblog.com/2010/12/20/1887076/bill-cowher-gruden-to-houston
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by riversmccown on Dec 26, 2010 5:26 PM CST up reply actions
Obviously not
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 5:22 PM CST up reply actions
Excuse Me, Sir
What about Amobi Okoye? Or, should I say, what about Amobi Okoye once he is old enough to get into rated “R” movies?
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Jason Allen is ass.
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Okay, where was
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the coverage?
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 5:18 PM CST up reply actions
Speaking of the 3-4.
They were in a 3 linemen front right there.
A Defensive Stop?
Yowza.
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Way To Jinx It, Dumbass
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Jamison is looking really good.
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So fucking painfully predictable.
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That's our texans!
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by buckaroo_banzai on Dec 26, 2010 5:23 PM CST up reply actions
You live by the screen, you die by the screen
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Defense is fucking garbage..
Cannot wait until frank bush is gone
by fgp on Dec 26, 2010 5:23 PM CST via mobile reply actions
In other news: Water is wet.
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In related news
God just got in from St Louis to watch his third son play in Denver
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 5:25 PM CST up reply actions
I'm happier with my McDonald's.
2 Hot N’ Spicy’s after the game!
"Bite off more than you can chew. Then chew it."
But we could still win...... Oh wait.....
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by buckaroo_banzai on Dec 26, 2010 5:25 PM CST up reply actions
I don't care if we win
as long as Foster gets something like 30 more yards rushing
They're getting close.
Make the bad horsies stop!!!!
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Bob will go scorched earth again.
Just hope he opens the checkbook as well :)
by fgp on Dec 26, 2010 5:27 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Choking a nice lead away in the second half.....
Have we lost in this fashion this season?
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We tried to against the Redskins game
But we screwed that up too.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 5:29 PM CST up reply actions
Huh?
I thought we no-showed that first half.
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I must be thinking of a different game.
Or the Seahawks…either way, brain fart.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 5:30 PM CST up reply actions
It's coming
Broncos at our 40, quin intercepts tebow, runs it back to the 30, tebow tackles him and forces fumble, where O lineman picks it up and rumbles to the one, where pollard knocks out the ball as it rolls into the endzone. Mitchel, ewwww, and kjax all collide trying to get the ball in it squirts right into tebows hands.
24-23 broncos
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The good news:
We’ve cemented the Broncos as a mediocre team for the next 2 season at minimum as they anoint Tebow as their permanent starter
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Will this be a 70ish yard FG attempt?
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
Man...
This is all too familiar.
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Not inspired by the last series,
but our backs have been pretty shoddy in blitz pickup this season.
"Bite off more than you can chew. Then chew it."
Don't remind me.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 5:35 PM CST up reply actions
Who thinks out D can come up with a play?
For the first time this season? 0_o
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Close
That’s reserved for third and long plays.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 5:37 PM CST up reply actions
If Foster
gets 25 more yards I will be happy
This Defense
Truly is a bad joke.
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Dropping Amobi Okoye into coverage?
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING FRANK BUSH? WHAT THE HELL, MAN?
"Lord, beer me strength."
If only he could drop all eleven men into coverage
THEN he’d have the perfect zone!
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by riversmccown on Dec 26, 2010 5:38 PM CST up reply actions
This has to be an elaborate joke....
That’s the only reason I can come up with.
"Lord, beer me strength."
HELL YEAH!
Let’s waste those timeouts!!!!!!!!!
Good Timeout There, Kubes
This is beyond absurd.
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Steve Tasker LOVED that timeout.
He wants to have sex with it.
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by riversmccown on Dec 26, 2010 5:40 PM CST up reply actions
So if we allow a TD here it will be 24 pts allowed in how many games?
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Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
Is that the most ever?
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Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
I Think That's Right
Every game except the shutout versus Tennessee.
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Thank God for Rusty Smith this season then eh?
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Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
How will we lose the game this week fellas?
I got money on amazing comeback followed by a 103 yard kick return in the final seconds
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
Stuffed runs and incomplete passes
as we gas out on a drive.
"Bite off more than you can chew. Then chew it."
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 5:39 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
LOL
there is no chance that they score a touchdown and we end up needing those timeouts we wasted.
Tim Tebow
Is shredding the Texans.
Tim Tebow.
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I said it a few weeks ago, if Tim Tebow rips us up EVERYONE should be fired.
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
Zone defense against a rookie quarterback.
He needs to be fired….he needs to be flogged publicly….he needs to be humiliated.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Tim Tebow. Just.....winz?
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Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
Well somebody has to take that role since VY is no more.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 5:41 PM CST up reply actions
Don't let
Titan fanboys hear you saying that
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 26, 2010 5:42 PM CST up reply actions
I fear no Traitors fans.
Bring ’em on.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 5:43 PM CST up reply actions
They will tie you to a radiator
and tell you that you’ve got a “purdy mouth”.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
You sure you're not thinking of Raider fans?
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 5:45 PM CST up reply actions
LOL We bring 6
and get the same pressure as rushing 3 :(
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Hopefully losing this game game opens Mr. McNair's eyes a little bit
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
If his eyes aren't already opened
he’s blind.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
I have some good news guys
64 minutes left in the season!
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
I think we should call our last timeout
cos why not?
This is fucking embarrassing.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Dec 26, 2010 5:43 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
5-11?
That’s good for like, 8th pick right?
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
Are you fucking kidding me?1?!?!?!?!
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
GLOVER QUIN NEVER ALLOWS TDS
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Dec 26, 2010 5:45 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
We're screwed.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
Dangit Bobbeh!
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
"That defense aint right!"
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
Oh if he turned it wouldn't have been a PI?
Hooray for shitty coaching!!
by fgp on Dec 26, 2010 5:46 PM CST via mobile reply actions
How Bob McNair
Has refused to fire anyone this season is completely beyond me.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
If we lose this game...
Frank Bush should not be allowed on the team plane.
"Lord, beer me strength."
we should just let them score
so we have time on offense
Broncos score and Rackers hits a 64 yarder to win the game and set a new NFL field goal record.
"velocitas eradico"
Howdy all
Just got back in town and see I need Bleach shots to catch the end of the game.
Uncomfortably numb......thanks to the Texans
...
Referee: False start, offense…
Tebow looks unhappily at the ref, the clouds turn gray and thunder rumbles.
Referee: D-did I say false start? I mean offsides, d-defense…
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 5:47 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
This fucking team.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Dec 26, 2010 5:47 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
We continue our assault on the record books
14 games!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Time to get your pitchforks and torches, folks...
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
It’s been a while now. Kubiak must be fired.
by Holy Germ on Dec 26, 2010 5:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
They are chanting TEBOW.
This defense makes everyone look like a fucking pro bowler.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
Saw that coming
If we don’t score here, shittiest game all year, up 17 pts now we are down.
by fgp on Dec 26, 2010 5:49 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Really, why would you look for the run from Tim Tebow near the goal line?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
FML
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 26, 2010 5:49 PM CST reply actions
How many of you have reached the acceptance stage?
I have
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No fuck that!
I don’t accept how bad this team is. I refuse to accept that.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
I reached it just after the Eagles game.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
It's Really Discouraging
That the fans seem to care infinitely more than the people who make the decisions in Houston.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Looks like we made Teebus a HOF'er in his debut game
Maybe Kubes can just stay in Denver after the game is over.
Uncomfortably numb......thanks to the Texans
The texans will probably win this one.
Of course its meaningless so why not?
by Holy Germ on Dec 26, 2010 5:50 PM CST via mobile reply actions
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love it when you take a kick out of the end zone and only get 10 yards
Why slaton is even on the field
Is fucking beyond me!
by fgp on Dec 26, 2010 5:50 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Steve Slaton
Does not have any business touching the football. Ever.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
I can not recall ever
seeing a defence this bad. That includes the early Bucs
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
hit him in the pocket book
McNair is taking a bug shot in the pocket book today. Higher draft pick for lots more money that will likely just end up being bust. What a joke of an organization…
It's Our Time.... or something...
So after hitting two kicks over 50...
Rackers misses a third for another heart breaking loss? Finding more ways to lose?
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
That Would Fit
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Ha. I thought about that earlier. But is it really a heart breaking loss??
by Holy Germ on Dec 26, 2010 5:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Maybe not...but's disappointing to say the least.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
Wait, don't we want to lose?
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
Much as I want the coaching staff sold for scrap, I still want them to win.
I can’t bring myself to do it.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 5:53 PM CST up reply actions
If the Texans lose this one, Kubiak and co should be fired..
Heck, just for blowing a 17 point lead to Tebow should get them fired.
by Holy Germ on Dec 26, 2010 5:52 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Slow down guys!
If you score too quickly, you’ll give them time to strike back! Haven’t you learned anything yet?!
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
Time to come back
Only to lose
Hey, it could be worse than being a Texans fan.... You could be a Mets AND Texans fan, like me
by NewJerseyTexansFan on Dec 26, 2010 5:53 PM CST reply actions
Bring Slaton in
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
I didn't think my Frank Bush hate could grow any more...
And all I can think about is how embarrassing this is to let Tim fucking Tebow do this to your team.
"Lord, beer me strength."
The legend of Rusty Smith grows!
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Dec 26, 2010 5:54 PM CST up reply actions
My hatred is even greater for the HC who allows him to be the DC because they r buddies.
by Holy Germ on Dec 26, 2010 5:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah, Beuerlein
That Gary Kubiak is a real mastermind.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Wha???
@SI_JimTrotter: Tebow doubters are as quiet as crickets, including me. and please don’t put this on texans pass defense.
And THAT, ladies and gentlemen is the ballgame
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
Interception
Who called that one
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Aahahahgaghagagggahhhhaaaaa
All u can do is laugh at these jokers. 6’ 5" and throws at a D linemans head
by Holy Germ on Dec 26, 2010 5:57 PM CST via mobile reply actions
How does this happen. Please in the name of Tim Tebow
fire Kubiak…..fire him.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
Still 1:12 left to play!!!!!
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
6-10??? I bet J-Ville beats te Texannes
by Holy Germ on Dec 26, 2010 5:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
More like 5-11
You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
Of all the losses
This one is, to me, the most embarrassing of them all this year.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
I think they've quit playing for Kubiak
which means it’s over full stop
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
I ask where
Who quit playing? Name a play and player?
Again, there is a difference between poor coaching, shitty play, and giving up. But I still haven’t seen a situation where somebody gave up.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
by bigfatdrunk on Dec 26, 2010 6:00 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I agree
Bad as they’re playing they haven’t quit. That’s the one good thing I can say about this team right now, though.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 6:02 PM CST up reply actions
Really?
The look disinterested to me, but hey ho, guess it doesn’t really matter as St Cowher will fix this I’m sure
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Who looked disinterested?
Glover Quin? Jason Allen? D-line? Schaub?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
I’m thinking the same. They Didn’t seem to show up at all in the 2nd half. Kubiak should have been fired last year. McNair needs to quit the bologna and fire this loser
by Holy Germ on Dec 26, 2010 6:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Please name the play and player.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
I certainly can't name a single player
I think the collective effort and urgency was gone after the BAL game.
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Eh. I think this one is appropriate. 17 point lead blown to Tim Tebow. Wow.
by Holy Germ on Dec 26, 2010 5:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
haha not that it's any great accomplishment
but I did call the TO earlier :)
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
I am so glad we wasted those timeouts earlier
and glad that we didn’t try to score a touchdown before the half
THEY CAN STILL GET THE BALL BACK!!!!
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
hahaha
don’t even put a recap up for this one
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
Great fucking announcing.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
texans checklist:
stupid penalty: check.
slow offensive start: check.
defensive ass raping: pending…. download complete.
stupid schaubby INT: pending… download complete.
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definitely on the right track...
if you’re going to the stadium next weekend be sure to boo these losers until your head explodes.
It's Our Time.... or something...
When you hit rock bottom....
You blow the damn thing up.
This is rock bottom. Commence complete and total rebuild.
"Lord, beer me strength."
We have blessed another rookie QB's career
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Since Tebow "just wins"
Maybe we will end up with the same record as the Broncos
Did somebody say "meltdown?"
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
Have I mentioned that the Rugby World Cup is swiftly approaching?
"Bite off more than you can chew. Then chew it."
We gave Tim tebow his first win
We were up 17
frank bush should be fired already,
no reason why he should still stay.
by fgp on Dec 26, 2010 6:00 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Shame
"Welcome to the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like the Texans' defense" - Bring Whose Line back!
I don't care if it's Cowher. I don't care if it's Kermit the Frog
I want a new coach for this team.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
Not enough for the Jags to shit the bed in December again
Now I’ll have to deal with all of these Gator asshole who think this game will somehow validate Timmah can actually play QB in the NFL
by Jonathan Loesche on Dec 26, 2010 6:01 PM CST reply actions
I can't even tell you how full of hate I am right now.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Probably the same level that I'm at
I’m completely outraged and disgusted. Worst loss….maybe ever in franchise history.
"Lord, beer me strength."
:(
Really? The Hail Mary and Half Back Pass get eclipsed now? Another dagger in my heart
by Jonathan Loesche on Dec 26, 2010 6:05 PM CST up reply actions
Do we disappoint?
:-)
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http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
btw
Whenever, and if!, you feel like telling me what’s going on, drop me a line.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Seriously...did ANYONE really think we would win this?
Not surprised AT ALL.
The interception didn’t even hurt. These losses don’t anymore.
Time to fire Kubiak and start again.
This is simply pathetic.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
I was wrong about this game
I didn’t think Tebow would throw for 300+ yards. I thought he would get 200+ passing & 100+ rushing
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 6:03 PM CST up reply actions
Post-Game Reaction/Vent Thread
Is up here. Please go there to praise The Tebow.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
You know why it's hurts?
Because it feels like McNair doesn’t see that this is complete bullshit. He keeps backing Kubiak and Frank Bush game after pathetic game. It’s terrible. I’m sorry but a team that I root for playing like complete shit still hurts.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
Well the offense started fast
But Defense just knows how to ruin it. Oh and schaub throws an INT. I’m so surprised!!
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