Post-Game Reaction: Broncos 24, Texans 23
by Tim on Dec 26, 2010 6:00 PM CST
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PrintYour Houston Texans went into halftime up 17-0 on the Broncos in Denver. They lost 24-23. That pretty much says it all.
This team is a complete and utter embarrassment. Vent as you see fit in the Comments below.
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FIRE KUBIAK!!
In first! :)
I'm a man!! I'm forty!!
by Hydroshock on Dec 26, 2010 6:02 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Past time to get a real coach.
Too much talent on the offense to be embarrassed by such a losing season. If we had any kind of defense we would be looking at the playoffs instead of the off-season. Kubiak cannot build a winner because he is too damned conservative and I don’t think he has a defensive mind or the ability to think defensively. 4 unskilled, inexperienced rookie d-backs prove that point. I have been a loyal Texan fan since the franchise was born here in Houston but now even I am more than fed up with this perennial disappointing organization. As much as I hate Jerry Jones I have to say that even he knows when it time for a change. Wake up main office! How frigging log do we have to wait to see some returns on our loyalty! No excuses… get someone in here that can win, not 10 years from now, but now.
If your gonna vent then you have to know what your talking about
Otherwise go back to the comicle. A big pet peeve of mine is when people try to chop or vent/rant and completely don’t have 100% of their facts right. Otherwise I’m with you, full rebuilding mode!!!
by fgp on Dec 26, 2010 6:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That the other guy didn't get some of his facts straight
I agree with fgp about that. If you’re gonna go on a rant, at least get the stuff straight.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Richard Justice doesn't use facts
and he gets along just fine. I’m pretty sure he gets paid not to use facts. Who needs em?!
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
Yep, Fire Kubiak. Yet another game lost by inept playcalling. This time on the final drive. Again, no need to put up passes like that with plenty of time on the clock and no hurry and the best runner in the league. Kub has lost more than a hand full of games this year directly due to his playcalling.
Yes, plenty of time
when arguably in FG range already, no need to keep airing it out. Period. Keep the ball on the ground where it’s relatively safe and let Rackers rack one in for the win. This isn’t rocket surgery.
So what wouldve happened if we ran the ball
and Foster/Ward fumbled it? Still Kubiak’s fault right? SHOULDVE PASSED THE BALL INSTEAD OF HANDING IT OFF! SHOULDVE JUST KICKED THE FIELD GOAL THERE EVENTHOUGH WE’RE FACING THE OTHER DIRECTION NOW AND THE WIND IS BLOWING THE OPPOSITE WAY! FIRE KUBIAK BECAUSE WE ONLY WON BY TWO POINTS WHEN WE SHOULDVE TROUNCED A TEAM LED BY AN OVERRATED ROOKIE! RAH RAH FUCKING RAH.
"Eff you mothereffer!"
-Bernard Pollard-
by Jordann on Dec 27, 2010 4:48 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
maybe
Kubiak can go to washington as OC
okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider
Possibility
as Kyle is wearing out his welcome. He was never really the OC here. Only in title. But Kubes created the gameplans and called the plays. Kyle is young and it seems that is grating on the players who are looking for someone who will listen to them when they make suggestions, especially McNabb, I guess. That is one place where they broke down, according to one person who has blabbed to a reporter….
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Kyle called plays during his second year.
A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7343miles South west of Houston.
by distant_texans_fan on Dec 28, 2010 1:13 AM CST up reply actions
I'm on board with a rebuild now
That was completely embarrassing on every possible level.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Cowher...anyone is better than Kubes at this point.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
Replace them all with potted plants, near as I care right now!
I’ll be rational later, right now, I’m feelin’ the hate flow through me!
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 6:06 PM CST up reply actions
Thank you for catching the reference.
Right now, I wouldn’t mind using it if it meant making this team better.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 27, 2010 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
Trust me, if it's a Star Wars reference, I'm gonna catch it.
I’ve lost track of the number of times I’ve seen each of them, but it’s a lot.
And they were all on Spike over the weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How cool is that!!!
I cant believe that
Texans just played this bad all season after a promising start.
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Welcome aboard. I've been saving you a front row seat. The show sucks but they have good beer.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Dec 26, 2010 6:57 PM CST up reply actions
Wait, I thought they served Coors Light
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 6:57 PM CST up reply actions
Today's game...
To lose to a team that bad…in the fashion they did….Rock bottom.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Bronco fan here -
We are a bad team, this is true, but you make it sound like 5-10 is somehow miles better than 4-11. I’m not real sure about that logic. It was a win for us, no doubt, but let’s not make it out like the Texans were 10-4 and heading to the playoffs. We aren’t running around going “we beat the Texans!!!” Sorry, it’s just not that much to get excited over. I guess the difference is we already knew we were a bad team, it sounds like you are just figuring it out. It sucks, but at least the season is almost over for both of our teams’ sake.
People with amnesia still remember Tim Tebow.
by grind_core on Dec 27, 2010 2:31 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
But we should have been 10-4
and heading to the playoffs. we’ve lost these close games all season.
A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7343miles South west of Houston.
by distant_texans_fan on Dec 27, 2010 3:14 AM CST up reply actions
Yep, exactly my thoughts.
Its saddening, really, that the fanbase is used to such a terrible disappointments – usually in the closing minutes of the 4th Q. So many games that we could have, should have, would have won. But, we all know how that goes. Sadly.
by typhoon.infamous on Dec 27, 2010 3:17 AM CST up reply actions
IMHO
I know there are no moral victories, but I’d rather lose close and know my team faught hard until the end. At least you guys didn’t give up 59 to your worst division rival, ever. Now that is demoralizing. And another thing I can’t quite get, you guys obviously want Kubiak gone, and rightfully so, yet there are many over at MHR that want him to be the next coach of our team. I just don’t follow. Maybe, and I think it is a good possibility, he will go join Shanny’s staff in Washington. That would probably be best for both of our teams. Here’s to the off season, yet again.
People with amnesia still remember Tim Tebow.
by grind_core on Dec 27, 2010 4:03 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe it ain’t an impressive win for you guys, but it’s an embarrassing loss for this team.
As bad as all of these “close losses” have been, this one is the worst cause it wasn’t against the Jets, Ravens, Chargers, Jags, or any other team in the playoff race….it was to a team that got smacked around by the Cardinals two weeks ago and was being led in by a rookie QB.
I knew things were bad, but I didn’t think they were this bad. I stand by what I said.
"Lord, beer me strength."
And I wasn't taking a shot at your team, just to be clear.
I just realized that it was two pretty bad teams playing. But how about Foster, that dude is beastmode. I think both teams will rebound next season. You guys have a lot of talent on the roster, and we have Tim Tebow. Now we just need to get someone in the front office that knows how to draft defense.
People with amnesia still remember Tim Tebow.
Also
Last Days of Humanity kicks ass.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 27, 2010 10:43 AM CST up reply actions
Yes, yes they do.
I’ve always been a really big fan of the Locust / Holy Molar / Head Wound City as well. Anything from 31G or GSL. Although I’ve listened to this stuff for years, it still amazes me every time, especially the drummers.
It's better to live one day as a lion than a thousand years as a lamb.
Maybe we can just combine both rosters into ONE good team next season?
We already share coaching staff heritage, and most of the Denver area ski resorts are covered with Texans during March spring break. Our cities have a ton in common for oil and gas related businesses.
Uncomfortably numb......thanks to the Texans
I'm down.
I just know that even mediocrity looks good right now. We realyl aren’t accustomed to sinking quite this low. At least there is a high draft pick involved. Please, please, please for the love of all that is holy, let us take Dareus or Fairley.
It's better to live one day as a lion than a thousand years as a lamb.
It's 100% accurate to say
That the readership at BRB is well aware of how bad our team sucks. We have, after all, only ever had one winning season in our entire existence.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 27, 2010 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
You should be addressing Bob McNair the owner
He is the one who is just realizing the team sucks….
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
On that note,
someone call Bowlen and tell him to fire Joe Ellis and Brian Xanders.
It's better to live one day as a lion than a thousand years as a lamb.
yeah, I think I might be with you there
That was Oileresque in its sucktitude
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
THIS.
My reaction to the interception?
“Meh….whatever.”
Just don’t care at this point.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Dec 26, 2010 6:57 PM CST up reply actions
Is it bad of me
that mid way through the 3rd quarter I was actually hoping Denver would score more so our defense would continue to look bad? I really didnt want them to hold the Broncos to like 13 points and get some kind of moral victory. I want a fatality.
Choo Choo! Get on board the Marvin Lewis train for 2011 Defensive Coordinator.
by DaGoaT on Dec 27, 2010 7:22 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Babality.
That’s the more accurate description of what the Texans have accomplished this year.
Frank Bush delenda est
by JimboTexan on Dec 27, 2010 9:42 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Tebow rode that white horse & trampled our 'efense
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I want them fired, I want them fired now
And I want Frank Bush to be asploded in a damn car bomb fire!
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
Hey guys
We now have the same record as the Detroit Lions. You know, a team that has been starting backup QBs all year.
Choo Choo! Get on board the Marvin Lewis train for 2011 Defensive Coordinator.
So that means..
A high ass draft pick right? Sweet!!
Top shelf lineman and 2nd round safety here we come!
by fgp on Dec 26, 2010 6:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Nick Fairley
Welcome to Houston
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 6:11 PM CST up reply actions
Here's a kick to the nutsack
Denver’s still drafting ahead of us…and everyone’s penciling Fairley to Denver.
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Dec 26, 2010 6:12 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Not if they win their last game and we lose ours.
by fgp on Dec 26, 2010 6:40 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Haha! You're right about that!
That would be something if they played a third time this season….
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Denver
playes SD who will likely lay down
okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider
I really wanted him here in houston
but not at the cost of a season
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Or a tight end.
One of the two.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 6:11 PM CST up reply actions
More like a dumbass draft pick... Mario????
Paleaseeeee!! I think we deserve better than we have been getting from the coaching staff and the front office. For that past 5 years or more I’ve been hearing we’re building our defence. We get top pick and we pick Mario no show Williams who can’t put a consistent season together or come near the so-called prestige that top draft picks are supposed to prove to be. We’ve had high picks because we can’t play for $h!+ on the defensive side of the ball. Our building efforts are all for this? We start 4 rookies that don’t know their ass from the turf they so frequently find themselves sitting on. Did I say I’m fed up? Should have!
Two things.
1.) I believe you can swear here.
2.) Mario is basically our entire line, without a secondary that can hold pressure long enough to let the front seven get to the QB. Also, he’s been consistently injured throughout his career.
Mario who?
Granted, Mario has been injured a lot.. with good reason… he has been the basic of our pass rush but it has still been sporadic even when he is not injured and that only bolsters my point about the defence. The biggest problem is that we have not had any pass defence at all. Yes, I’m bashing Mario but he is not the real problem /sarcasm.
It is still the front office and coaching staff. May not look smart but neither does going 5 and 11 unless they get lucky against Jacksonville next week and if they do get lucky, 6 and 10. Give me a break.
I'm seeing a pattern
For some reason I don’t think you like Mario. I’m guessing you’re a closet VY fanboy. In his first 4 seasons Mario has averaged almost 10 sacks a year and 40 solo tackles. I’d love to see how often he’s been double teamed or pressured the QB. I’m guessing one reason it’s sporadic is because you get tired of being the only one to produce.
by Big T33 on Dec 26, 2010 8:34 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Really.
Please, go back to Dicky Justice’s blog.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 26, 2010 10:14 PM CST up reply actions
God no!!
Why would you want to read that rubbish?
A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7343miles South west of Houston.
by distant_texans_fan on Dec 27, 2010 12:21 AM CST up reply actions
Please stop talking...
If you don’t know what you are talking about. TexanTired…do you watch Mario Williams? For one game, watch all that he is trying to do.
Let’s start off with the fact that he had been banged up all season, will end up playing 13 games this season and will still provide 8.5 sacks. 43.5 sacks in the last four season, with absolutely no other help on the line and constantly being double and triple teamed…is pretty good to me.
Maybe if McNair would stop being a jew with the checkbook and open it up for someone (Antonio Smith doesn’t count. He is terrible), Mario could do even more.
They need to clean house, IMO, and with the top-ten pick in a D-line heavy draft, grab someone that can give Mario help (except maybe actually do some homework this time, since Travis Johnson and Amobi Okoye were/are jokes).
by arianbrotherhood on Dec 27, 2010 3:16 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
PS
By “clean house”, I meant in terms of the coaching staff. The Aggie, The Bush, etc. All must go. It can be like The Dump with those rug sales.
by arianbrotherhood on Dec 27, 2010 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
wow that was bad
but im not gonna let the Texans ruin my holidays. Go 2011 Texans!
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
You really have to ask?
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 6:07 PM CST up reply actions
yes
the Jags still got something to play for i think.
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
As I said before
Not enough for the Jags to shit the bed in December again
Now I’ll have to deal with all of these Gator assholes who think this game will somehow validate Timmah can actually play QB in the NFL
by Jonathan Loesche on Dec 26, 2010 6:06 PM CST reply actions
Three corpses have secured victories against the Texans this year
It’s not exactly a rarity.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
"Blind fandom is all I got left." - LoneSpot
Rusty Smith is no Tim Tebow.
Pretty pathetic that Tebow has probably faced better Ds in the SEC than the Texans. Just an abomination of a game in all phases. Mostly D, but offense breaking down at times (6 pts in 2nd half against one of worst Ds?). And what the hell is Slaton doing returning kicks??!! The guy just runs in a straight damn line!!!
Correction
He played just well enough not to get in Frank Bush’s way.
Frank Bush delenda est
I feel bad for you
I mean, you have no one else to share your misery with except a bunch of holographic fans
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 6:09 PM CST up reply actions
8 for 8 this year getting games on TV
by Jonathan Loesche on Dec 26, 2010 6:12 PM CST up reply actions
Probably cause you're buying all the tickets
I’m pretty sure you can afford that if you can set up all those holographic projectors & speakers at the stadium to simulate a sold out crowd. We still have no photographic evidence of an actual existing second Jaguar fan
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 6:16 PM CST up reply actions
Jonathan
i know u dislike tebow i am a very stong crailc as well but he was 18/29 300 yards and he played well @oak too if denver D was not so bad he might have won that game UF is going down back to zooz times
okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider
I'm sure the people going down in the Hidenburg
would be inclined to agree.
by Stevie Wonder on Dec 26, 2010 6:08 PM CST up reply actions
/Getting my Red Ryder BB gun that I got for Christmas
Start running.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 6:08 PM CST up reply actions
Kidding.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 6:09 PM CST up reply actions
Funny enough
I made the mistake of handing my BB gun to my little brother when I was a kid, running from a BB gun is nothing new to me
by Bobbythegreat on Dec 26, 2010 6:11 PM CST up reply actions
I think Frank Bush is doing quite a good job
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
TELL KUBIAK HE HAS NO RETURN TICKET
Enough is enough, clean house, tell Gary, to stay in Denver!
MrMr
Hyeah! He's a real dumbass! We hate that guy!!!
"velocitas eradico"
by DilloTex on Dec 26, 2010 7:59 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
At this point, whatever happens to the team in the offseason is fine by me.
I just can’t get worked up over this season anymore. Good thing it’s about to end.
The only problem I have with a Coaching change is what will happen to the Offence.
Whoever coaches next, please get a good OC ( Keep our current one, maybe Kyle Shanahan)
I was worried about this too..
and was the main reason I didn’t want to fire Kubiak. But realistically, with players like Schaub, Foster, Dre Johnson, Ward (nice backup RB), Daniels, Dressen, Walter, a more consistent Jacoby Jones, these guys can succeed in any friggin offense.
With the total meltdown in the 2nd half of this team as a whole and allowing Tebow to look like an All Pro, I’ll finally admit that it seems Kubiak must go. And take his GM with him.
DON'T THINK SO
I do not think Schaub can be successful in any offense scheme but this one. He makes poor decisions. How many times yesterday an thought this season on 3rd downs did he throw to receivers well short of making the 3rd down. To many dam times if you ask me. I know everyone here is a schaub ass kisser I am not. I saw him give up on to many plays because the blocking was not as drawn up. He does not just make it happen. I agree with the sentiment that this coaching staff needs to be fired. I just disagree that Schaub will be ok in any offense scheme
Maybe I'm overrating him...
He is slow of foot. I think the throws short of the marker on 3rd down are just check downs when no one is open. I’d probably still put Schaub in the upper 3rd of QBs.
After a game like this
I think a song is in order. I vote for “F**k You!” by Cee Lo Green.
Suggestions?
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
Disciple by Slayer
mainly because of my sig.
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Nothing Else Matters by Apocalyptica
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 6:17 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 6:18 PM CST up reply actions
Here's the video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbTozgoj9OQ
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 6:20 PM CST up reply actions
But it does fit the current mood
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 6:22 PM CST up reply actions
yeah
but im still mad about the whole season so i picked Slayer
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
I'm just between the depression & acceptance stage
So I go with some cellos playing Metallica
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 6:26 PM CST up reply actions
I hit that stage so long ago
I started all over again, but you can never go wrong with Metallica as long as its not St. Anger
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Try this one then
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi1ArEPKlu0
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 6:37 PM CST up reply actions
Grace is pretty good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofcNYtUwHvk
Acid or LSD is recommended prior to watching
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 6:46 PM CST up reply actions
here listen to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvFai1iOAqs
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Go with this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH1g-pEl_jQ
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 6:54 PM CST up reply actions
Creed
Awful teams deserve awful bands.
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by riversmccown on Dec 26, 2010 6:18 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
No, they're reserved for the Bills
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 6:59 PM CST up reply actions
They get Creed
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 7:01 PM CST up reply actions
I thought they got ABBA
You can't fix Dumb or being a VYFB
by Texans-Brocos on Dec 27, 2010 12:11 AM CST up reply actions
No, ABBA goes to every NFC West team
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by The Night Owl on Dec 27, 2010 1:55 AM CST up reply actions
I may have to switch to "Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden
“F**k You!” is entirely too happy sounding a song to be depressed to.
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A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 6:23 PM CST up reply actions
Not subtle at all but how about...
“Loser” by Beck… The Texans can easily say “somos perdidores” … most of ’em deserve it, except for maybe our probable Pro-Bowlers Andre Johnson, Arian Foster, and Vonta Leach.
"I Hope You Die"
By the Bloodhound Gang.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 26, 2010 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
Shit, we created
another “just wins” fanbase, that shit was annoying enough with the Mark Sanchez and VY fans.
On the other hand
Denver is now saddled with what is, in reality, a sub-standard quarterback, like the Traitors. We may have made them worse in the long run.
/rationalizing
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 6:15 PM CST up reply actions
It made me sick walking out of the game
and the fans where cheering “TEBOW, TEBOW……”
I wanted to puke, at least let the guy play a few games before you decide he is orange Jesus..
You can't fix Dumb or being a VYFB
by Texans-Brocos on Dec 27, 2010 12:12 AM CST up reply actions
Something tells me you'd think differfently if you met him
Don’t you know that if you spend 15-20 minutes with Tebow, your life is that much better for it
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by The Night Owl on Dec 27, 2010 1:57 AM CST up reply actions
YES!!!!!
We Lost! I knew we would. Hopefully this seals Kubiaks fate, also we lose next week and get 6th pick in the draft, Prince Akumara. Because Kareem Jackson SUUUUUUUUUCKS. So does well… our whole secondary.
Also, Tebow is a winner. He finds ways to win. I know our pass D is SHIT but he was cool under a TON of pressure we brought and he read us like a book.
Also, I think our pass rush is average to even above average, especially with a healthy Mario and Barwin. Our 2ndary just sucks that much.
No! No cornerback drafting!
That’s the last thing we need right now: to make our secondary even more young and inexperienced.
I’m on board with the monstrous space-eating NT now. Let’s kidnap draft or bribe a big NT this offseason dammit!
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 6:20 PM CST up reply actions
BANNED
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A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 6:23 PM CST up reply actions
Hello
5th overall pick!!! Petersen? Quinn? Bowers? Fairley… I guess – dont trust one year wonders.. SHIIIIIIIIIIIT, AJ Green???
Personally, I want Petersen. But AJ Green will probably be there and would be BPA.
Oh yea wouldn't be mad if some how
we got Peterson
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
I'm not familiar enough with the players that'll be available this year
I just know I don’t want a corner again this year.
I’ll take an NT or FS, thank you.
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A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 6:31 PM CST up reply actions
Petersen
I a once in a generation dynamic CB from LSU. Hes fast as a whip and he can KR too. Hes definitely worth the 5th pick.
Yeah.
If we lose next week, based on strength of schedule, we will pick before DETROIT. DETROIT.
To be fair, theyre a healthy QB and a good CB away from being playoff bound though…. sad….
Because they were aggressive in the offseason!
So were the bears and look how their defense is now
by fgp on Dec 26, 2010 6:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I understand that
But I still think that the last thing this secondary needs is to be even younger and less experienced. If it turns out I’m wrong about that, I’ll eat crow. But I don’t want to draft another CB.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 6:35 PM CST up reply actions
FS are not easy to find in this draft
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
Jonathan Joseph
or 2nd round.
Champ Bailey.
Get rid of Jackson or turn him into a S, Quinn can play but I imagine Petersen would take over mid season or so. I like Quinn, but he doesnt hold a candle to Petersen, Prince or Jenkins.
just because he had a crappy rookie year
doesn’t mean he should get the boot.
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
I'd rather have Patrick Peterson.
But i’d also rather not go CB, we coulda had Devin mccourty dammit! I want AJ Green!
by fgp on Dec 26, 2010 6:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Just because McCourty's been good in Bill Belichick's defense...
Doesn’t mean he’d be good in Frank Bush’s.
"Lord, beer me strength."
How good can he be
aren’t they pretty horrible in pass defense also?
"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."
Belichick disguises weakness very well
Hell he could make Wilson look like an adequate FS
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by The Night Owl on Dec 27, 2010 1:58 AM CST up reply actions
He could have Wilson playing an effective SLB....
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
They're statistically bad from the start of the year
but they have improved. They look decent now.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Just no match
For Tebow Jesus on a white horse.
Choo Choo! Get on board the Marvin Lewis train for 2011 Defensive Coordinator.
Hate to admit it...
But I’m kind of glad the Broncos won the way they did. Probably the worst outcome for the coaching staff, since we had a comfortable lead. This team needs some significant changes: lots on the coaching staff need to go, and there needs to be a massive change in the defensive scheme. Don’t care if we have to switch to the 3-4, anything would be better than this … one of the worst defenses in NFL history…
Nick fairley and quinton Carter please
by AllenOU on Dec 26, 2010 6:22 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Crap, the Packers are stomping the Giants 45-17
Looks like Coughlin’s gonna get fired…since the Packers seem to have that effect on teams (see: Packers-Cowboys and Packers-Vikings)
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If Bob
still backs Kubiak I don’t know what I’m gonna do
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
I would welcome
Coughlin here with open arms
just for him to break a hip soon after
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
What's the list looking like?
Mike Singletary, Bill Cower…
John Fox, Marvin Lewis, Ron Rivera
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 6:39 PM CST up reply actions
I kind of like the idea of a Cowher/Singletary mashup,
Could it somehow work?
I think one of us should
apply for the job
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
I would apply for the GM job if anything
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 6:43 PM CST up reply actions
I want what ever has full control
of Drafting and bringing in players
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
That would be either GM or VP of Football Operations
pretty much the same thing, one just sounds prettier
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 6:49 PM CST up reply actions
For LB coach? Yes
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by The Night Owl on Dec 26, 2010 6:52 PM CST up reply actions
No.
As TNO says, LB Coach at best. Watching Singletary every week…he doesn’t get X’s and O’s or strategy or anything other than playing LB.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Agreed. He's the Kubiak equivalent on defense, except he is emotional
Uncomfortably numb......thanks to the Texans
I hate hearing about draft picks this early.
I don’t want to see these conversations being had already.
"LoL
Why am I even wasting my time responding to a "Salad". Ugh. Yeah… shit team"
well thats all we have left
the season is lost
and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."
CLose your eyes :)
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 26, 2010 6:49 PM CST up reply actions
I don't like the talk about possitioning, and losing games to get a better spot.
Or the idea of losing games to get a better spot.
If we don't fix the GM thing, I am not sure the coaching fix will help a lot
If they continue with the draft “fail”
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
Can Daryl Morey be GM of two teams?
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 6:49 PM CST up reply actions
Not Likely
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 26, 2010 6:50 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't really think so
But I can dream, can’t I?
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 6:50 PM CST up reply actions
Whatever make the clorox go down smoothly :)
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 26, 2010 6:51 PM CST up reply actions
I switched to gasoline
All the deadly effect of bleach, but milder in taste with a touch of mellow smoothness.
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by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 6:52 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Agreed
Rick Smith is mainly to blame for this mess. But today, well, Frank Bush just showed why he will never be a DC again in this league.
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Nah. We have drafted talent all over the place. We have failed MISERABLY in utilizing that talent.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Dec 26, 2010 7:00 PM CST up reply actions
We have drafted...
…but to call our defensive players “talent” is a gross misuse of the word
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Nah. Cushing, Ryans, Mario are all pro-bowl caliber players.
Bush has failed to put them into position to be successful.
Sharpton looks good. Andersen has come on strong since we picked him up. Quinn has shown he can play at a high level.
The scheme is bad though. You can’t drop your Linebackers into coverage all day in a 4-3 and expect great things. The last few weeks, as Bush has called more blitzes, the defense has come up with more big plays.
Bush though he needed to use the LBs to help the secondary early on. The reality, as he discovered to late, is that the best way to help a BAD secondary is to get pressure on the QB.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Dec 27, 2010 8:15 AM CST up reply actions
Our defence
was built to get pressure with the front four and they get absolutely no pressure at all. Sometimes when we bring 5 or 6 it looks exactly the same as if we we bring 3 or 4. It’s a Cover 2/Tampa 2 defence but doesn’t have the requisite player speed to be effective in that scheme. Frank Bush didn’t invent Cover 2 and with the right personnel it’s a highly effective scheme. You can blame Bush for trying to fit square pegs into a round hole, but ultimately, this falls on Smith and Kubiak if he really does have final say on all personnel decisions.
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
Though some good points
not 100%. Scheme has played a big role as to get pressure rushing 4 you need more time to fight through and around blocks. The corners need to not allow the quick underneath route designed for beating the rush. 8-12 yard cushions have allowed for mediocre QBs to march down the field and add to that the poor tackling = worst pass defense. Yes playing tight makes you open for the big play, especially when the corner’s movement skills are as sub-par as Jackson’s, but it also allows for more time for the 4 man rush to hurry the QB into a more inaccurate throw over greater distance. The Mannings, Rivers, etc will still hit a bunch but at least we won’t make every QB a pro-bowler
Good Points but...
CB’s will not give large cushions if the coaches do not want it. The coaches want a large cushion because they have no faith that the line will get to the QB or that the S’s are effective at covering over the top. Just think about it CB’s can jump the 5 to 12 yard stuff but need help from the D-line or the S’s to prevent the long stuff because they will be in a trailing position.
It was my point
that it was the coaching. But let’s be serious and admit that there are issues across the board. Coaching, managing, and player ability. People defend Smith solely due to draft picks like Cushing but would Matthews have been a drop if we wanted a linebacker?
Not Likely
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
Replay fail
I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.
by Barryfromtexas on Dec 26, 2010 6:50 PM CST up reply actions
Frank Bush
for Coach of the Year.
The offense was always unstoppable with him around.
Because Kubiak Believes in you.
Good loss.
We have probably guranteed Kubiak’s firing, and we will probably be in the top 10 in the draft, giving us a shot at Fairley or whoever else.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
Jeff Fisher
I hate the man, but mostly because he coaches the BE-SFs.
After the hate of the season wears off, I bet he is the next coach of your Houston Texans.
And I wouldn’t be too broken up.
"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK
I don't see how this game changes anything
our offense is going to score 20+ points on any given day and our defense is going to give up 24+.
"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."
Try to talk sense into a mob
and they’ll burn you alive too.
Best to keep your distance.
"Eff you mothereffer!"
-Bernard Pollard-
Wow :(
How absolutely, pathetically sad and inept are these Texans. Just nothing but a massive joke.
Its that old joke from their first two seasons
Whats the difference between a dollar and the texans?
You can get 4 quarters out of a dollar.
Just found out that if we lose next week,
we are in the top 5. We could even pick at number two if the 3 teams ahead of us won. How sick is that?
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
Are we the NFLs version of the clippers
Fuck my life
by AllenOU on Dec 26, 2010 8:18 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Eh
Still got a lot of time to catch up with the historical records of Arizona, Atlanta, and New Orleans, among other teams, who went 12+ years without a playoff birth.
And the Clippers are the losingest franchise (win percentage wise) of any pro sports team. The Texans would have to lose a lot more to catch them.
"Lord, beer me strength."
New Orleans went through a lot of shit
20 years of no playoffs? That’s insane
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
BILL COWHER , JOHN GRUDEN ....... PLEASE HELP !!!!!!!!!
JUST LEAVE THAT SECOND PLACE COACH (KUBIAK) IN DENVER …. FIRE HIS ASS AND FRANK BUSH ……..
I'm gladd you said that in all caps and with great use of elipses
it really enhances the message
"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."
by nolander on Dec 26, 2010 8:19 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
No need for what?
being sick of people who only show up when things go bad to impart us with thier “wisdom”, which is of course to yell something in all caps that everyone else has already discussed at length and add nothing of use to the discussion?
"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."
by nolander on Dec 26, 2010 10:54 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
The reason I like the blogs on SBNation
is because I usually can avoid that level of “discourse”
"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."
Meh
Sometimes… People need to vent, and it helps with the process of acceptance when it comes to the 5 stages of a loss. Especially when more it is validated by a group at large. (but i do agree it does get annoying and repetitive quite quickly.)
agreed
I come here because there are bloggers who can actually form a complete sentence. I don’t even bother going to ht.com or texanstalk anymore, its a waste of time.
Choo Choo! Get on board the Marvin Lewis train for 2011 Defensive Coordinator.
It's amazing how many screen names only appear around here after a loss with bombs to throw...
Don’t waste your breath, Nol… They’ll go away as soon as something else shiny goes by.
"velocitas eradico"
Why??????????
You consistently regulars may want to ask why? I do not post here regularly but I do post on occasion but get shot down with snide ass comments whenever I do not tow your line. No discussion of my point or why some thinks I am wrong or right. What I look for is a discussion with fellow fans that love this team in good and bad times. If I want to discuss a weakness in a players game that yall favor or a strength in someone yall do not favor that does not happen here. It’s like talking to my wife about something we have totally different opinions on. Why bother? That is why you have so many drive-by posters in my opinion. So keep up the good work.
You're whining about not being allowed to have an unpopular position...
…to a poster that is consistently aligned with only 33% of the posters here with regard to keeping Gary Kubiak AND who has frequently (to the point of repetitiousness) voiced that opinion and tried to defend it. I can tell you that as long as an unpopular opinion is voiced with some rationale behind it (and a modicum of courtesy), for the most part it will be passionately resisted with a minimum of “snide ass comments” and with the comments offered being fact based.
Bring facts, present them with courtesy and come back often… or keep your baseless name-calling and slander to yourself and keep “driving by”. Your choice.
"velocitas eradico"
by DilloTex on Dec 27, 2010 3:21 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
This!
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 27, 2010 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
Goo'd it.
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by riversmccown on Dec 27, 2010 5:46 PM CST up reply actions
I wasn't able to watch the game today.
I followed it on NFL.com, until the end of the 3rd Qtr.
I can’t believe we found another way to lose another game. I’m disappointed that we lost, but not surprised.
I’m with Mike Kerns. I just have no emotion towards the team these days. I want them to win, but I can’t get excited about them when they’re ahead, but I don’t get down when they’re losing.
We’re supporting a team that is equal with Arizona, Cleveland, Detroit and Dallas. and one game up on Buffalo, Cincinnati and Denver. Awesome.
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by distant_texans_fan on Dec 26, 2010 8:32 PM CST reply actions
ummm
We’re supporting a team that is equal with Arizona, Cleveland, Detroit and Dallas. and one game up on Buffalo, Cincinnati and Denver. Awesome.
Except we could only dream of having a defence as good as ARI :(
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway" - Ancient Chinese Proverb
If we had the defense of anyone on that list (maybe not Detroit) we'd be in playoff contention right now
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
I'd take Detroit's defense right now
Although I think Suh would be charged a couple counts of attempted murder here after seeing what he’s done to some QBs
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by The Night Owl on Dec 27, 2010 2:04 AM CST up reply actions
I wasnt able to watch it either
I had work… I’ve missed the past two games because of it. I guess i’m the lucky one in some way not having to sit through the heart break (though its been broken so many times this season and season past, its quite numb already) I still wanted to watch the game but couldnt justify calling in sick or missing work for a game in a season that is already lost. (sigh) I’m just a little jaded right now about the whole Texans situation right now.
I didn't get to watch the game because I was on the road
but I made it into texas in time to catch the second half on the radio. I totally knew they were going to lose this game even when it was like 17 nothing. I actually called the interception to end the game as well. I knew they wouldn’t run a draw or screen when all they needed was like 10 more yards, the pick was inevitable.
We never stood a chance.
God is on Tebow’s side.
by anthonymgarcia on Dec 26, 2010 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
Not so much.
God does not at all concern Himself with the outcome of a mere sporting event. It is right and proper to pray for the relative safety of the athletes, but to pray, or to say that God does concern Himself with such trivialities borders on the idolatrous. . Frankly, God is on the side of all human beings (which is what the 12 days of Christmas are truly about), not just Tim Tebow. Tim Tebow is not God’s “Yes” to humanity! I generally like the guy, but I think some of the fascination around him is absurd. Sorry for the soapbox; I shall return to my cave in the desert again.
Um...it's a running gag.
People fawn over Tebow as if he were the second coming of Jesus (and he’s a religious fanatic). So people joke about Tebow being one of God’s favorites.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, it's a running gag in EXTREMELY bad taste...
If you were talking about Muhammed, you’d already have death-threats against your life, but because no one threatens to kill you for blaspheming Jesus’ name… well it’s just a running joke…
To some.
"velocitas eradico"
If Tebow believed in Muhammed instead of Jesus there would be a running joke about it
as if anyone gives a shit about some butthurt Muslim doling out threats over the internet.
UT-thank you; apology accepted; TS:That's total crap...
…I’ve never heard ANY of these newly-coined muslims get any crap because the fact is you big men hiding behind internet anonymity are still scared that the muslim-boogie-man will find some way of getting to you. The fact is that cowards go after Christians because they know that Christianity is truly a religion of PEACE and they don’t have to worry about a pipe-bomb in their mailbox for slurring the Christian’s Savior. They also know that by the nature of the belief that they are attacking they won’t have to face any large backlash in this Christian-bashing culture we live in so they sit back while glancing furtively around to make sure that the crowd is laughing with them (because again… they are cowards and wouldn’t want to be caught doing anything that didn’t align with approved “group-think”) and sling insults and slurs with impunity.
Weak, cowardly and uncreative thinking… at best.
"velocitas eradico"
by DilloTex on Dec 27, 2010 3:30 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Yeah, I probably need to take a time-out and re-acquire some patience...
My patience with having my faith used as a punch line just got completely used up last draft-time but I try to respect our theological-neutrality. I realize that no one here wants to be “evangelized to” and I respect folks free-will and I value the free discussion in this place.
/Pops Valium
//Washes it down with Clorox
"velocitas eradico"
I understand.
We all have breaking points. And you’re bound to reach them when you’re dealing with certain people again and again.
"Eff you mothereffer!"
-Bernard Pollard-
Y'all are right, I apologize
The last thing I want is to insult someone’s beliefs. Apologies to both of y’all.
/no religion
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 27, 2010 12:04 AM CST up reply actions
What do you mean no religion?
Then who are we supposed to sacrifice Frank Bush’s corpse to???
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by The Night Owl on Dec 27, 2010 2:06 AM CST up reply actions
Durga, Jobu, and Odin as usual.
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
by UprootedTexan on Dec 27, 2010 2:11 AM CST up reply actions
No apology is necessary.
I appreciate the thought. I just wanted people to see another perspective than what is typical of my ilk. Thanks.
coastal texas.
i was angry since they weren’t showing the game here on the coast by corpus, but after reading about the lose, i win!
seriously, why does this organization wait till its too late to make a move to better this team?
it is hard to get drawn into this fiasco.
by Danpassurweenie on Dec 26, 2010 9:09 PM CST reply actions
look at the bright side....
this time next year we will be talking shit about another defensive coordinator, some other sorry ass rookie that we drafted… and how koob should be fired!
good times. lol
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by chrisd21 on Dec 26, 2010 9:56 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
It's funny...
Because it’s true.
fuckmesideways.
by DisplacedTexan on Dec 26, 2010 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
I dont think my liver
can take much more of this.
Does BRB get special privileges on the liver Donor list?
They get removed from it
Not sure if they get accelerated service though. I think Cubs’ fans take priority
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by The Night Owl on Dec 27, 2010 2:08 AM CST up reply actions
Okay, I just got in after a personal adventure of planes, trains, and automobiles
trying to get back, flying through the east coast today was fun. So, I just got in and I just found out about 2 minutes ago, coming here to BRB…. Couldn’t you guys just lie to me and say they won? Oh, don’t think that this thought didn’t go through my head this afternoon. I stopped at a bar in the Charlotte, NC airport. I saw part of the 3rd quarter and went to catch my plane just as the 4th was starting, the score was 23-23 if I remember correctly. I left and thought, man, it looks like Tebo is starting to take control and run more and it looks like he is hitting some long passes, same old, same old, what else is new. Now, here I am, very disappointed, because the Texans never should have let that happen to them. I am in disbelief, but belief at the same time. How appropriate.
Is it fair to say that THIS was the BIGGEST GAME EVER for the Texans? Is that an accurate statement. Is this going to be the game that shocks McNair into our reality? Finally, can I hear McNair stop fibbing to us and tell us he is putting this on someone? Anyone? Not himself. Someone who is running the team from the football side. Thank you, Bob. Please, tell it like it is.
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
Thank God I went to bed for the second half.
Because fuck that shit.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 26, 2010 10:21 PM CST reply actions
Spencer Tillman...
with something interesting about Rick Smith & Gary Kubiak.
If I understood him correctly, he thinks Kubiak wields more power in the relationship…..and he thinks that the GM needs to have that power. He didn’t go outright to say Smith should fire Kubiak, but he said Smith should have that power.
"Lord, beer me strength."
He also hinted at "quiet tension" between the two
which would fall in line with that earlier Chronicle report that Kubiak has the final say on talent, even if he disagrees with Smith.
I’m slightly interested in learning more about their relationship.
"Lord, beer me strength."
I'm sure more will come out as the death spiral continues
Doesn’t help us much now, but it’ll be great for biographies and such.
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by riversmccown on Dec 26, 2010 11:15 PM CST up reply actions
I think it does matter...
At least in Rick Smith/the front office’s case.
Or maybe that’s just me giving Rick the benefit of the doubt because I don’t know what the hell he actually does.
"Lord, beer me strength."
When the plane is going down....
both of them are tied together for the ejection sequence. One seat just fires a fraction of time before the other.
Bob better have his hand on the initiator to get this thing cleaned up!
Uncomfortably numb......thanks to the Texans
I've been lurking for pretty much the whole season, and
i wasn’t surprised about this game. You kind of get used to that numb feeling after another disappointing performance.
by typhoon.infamous on Dec 26, 2010 11:31 PM CST reply actions
I know, I usually give some sort of reaction to this crappy play
But today, I just watched & didn’t skip a beat eating my wings when they screwed up
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by The Night Owl on Dec 27, 2010 2:10 AM CST up reply actions
Bad News
The really bad news is that we went in up 17-0 at teh half,. and in my gut, I knew we were going to loose this game!!! I just knew it!! That sucks when you think about that as a fan, that in the back of your mind, you know that any lead will not stand up!!
BOB McNAIR is to blame!
He is the CEO / Owner. He has ultimate responsibility. Rick Smith failed. Gary Kubiak failed. Frank Bush failed. And the players failed.
Sean Payton took a 3-13 team and turned it into a 13-3 team in one year. Kubes took a 2-14 team and turned it into a 6-10 team. That should have been enough to fire him. There ain’t no 3-year plan. There are countless stories where teams have been fixed in one year.
Bob McNair has had 8 years to get this team fixed. He didn’t. It is his fault. He can fix it or not. But history says he will not get it fixed.
by gosk ruyerself on Dec 27, 2010 12:38 AM CST reply actions
Dude, you act like
EVERY coach out there is able to accomplish what Sean Payton has done.
by typhoon.infamous on Dec 27, 2010 1:17 AM CST up reply actions
They where 8-8 in 2004
and didn’t play a single true home game in 2005. No one ever seems to remember that though.
"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."
Maybe not...but at the end of the day, the final arbiter in this discussion is results, to wit, I present the following:
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Dec 27, 2010 8:19 AM CST up reply actions
What's sad is...
when we went 9-7 the colts went like 14-2. Like we’d ever see double digits in the win column.
texans were
7-9 in 2004, also.
I was at the BE-SFs game in 2005, it sure looked to me like we were tanking for the #1 pick, so we weren’t 2-14 bad, imo that year either.
I think the two situations are more comparable than you imply. But their situations since then are different. We play 3 good teams in our division year in and year out, for one example.
"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK
Headline
The only headline I want to see next is “Kubiak and Staff fired”
Anyone else notice???
Anyone else notice that as soon as the tailgating policy at Reliant stadium changed, the Texans started loosing and have in fact only won 1 game since??? I think we need to change the rules back and party our asses off on Jan 2nd. I know I am!!!
Worst of all
Worst of all , I think we ahve the exact number of wins that Detroit has. Yes you heard me, Detroit Freaking Lions….
Remind me, but didnt they go 0-16 like a year ago???
At least
We can’t be surprised anymore. It’s not like any of us expected them to win. Not really. Sure, we wanted them to, but we knew better.
Frank Bush delenda est
Possibly top 5 if we lose next week
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by The Night Owl on Dec 28, 2010 3:55 AM CST up reply actions
I listened to Kubes' press conference today.
I don’t know if it was a Freudian slip or not, but, should we be concerned that he called himself a “coordinator?”
Does he know that his fate is sealed, or does he just think of himself as an offensive coordinator (which would explain a lot)? Or did he just slip up and I’m making too much of this?
I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!
A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?
I think Kubiak knows he's gone, so maybe not a slip at all....
I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.
in future years
i will root for u guys to win the AFC South
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by j-man on Dec 27, 2010 9:24 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Thanks, J-Man
We need all the help we can get.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
NP
i like underdogs
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