Jags-Texans Moved To 3:15 p.m. CST

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Hmmmm...Texans moved to later in the day

And the Seahawks-Rams game is going to be on Sunday night. Why am I having that sinking feeling about next week already?

Usually I don’t feel it until Saturday.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?

by UprootedTexan on Dec 27, 2010 9:57 AM CST reply actions

Just one more

loss ensures a top ten draft pick!! Honestly, I’ll be pissed if we win this last game.

by Bobbythegreat on Dec 27, 2010 12:29 PM CST reply actions

Or

if we allow less than 24 points. History, baby. History!

"Welcome to the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like the Texans' defense" - Bring Whose Line back!

by RocketsAstros on Dec 27, 2010 4:45 PM CST up reply actions

Loss ensures top-5

IIRC

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 27, 2010 5:53 PM CST up reply actions

And a coaching change

I dunno…..Bill Cowher and a top 5 pick? I’m havin a hard time finding anything wrong with that right now.

; )

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Dec 27, 2010 6:30 PM CST up reply actions

Shhhh! You'll jinx it!

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?

by UprootedTexan on Dec 27, 2010 7:00 PM CST up reply actions

And possibly the Colts getting knocked out.

by TSSaloic on Dec 27, 2010 6:40 PM CST up reply actions

bengals win, broncos win, texans lose

hello #3 pick!!!!!!!! where we will take a TE. give me AJ GReen

by AllenOU on Dec 27, 2010 1:28 PM CST reply actions

that would be a dream scenaro.

but we all know that the texans are fighters and they dont give up, and they time we would like them to just give up they might go out and blow a team out, then we all sit here saying where was that all year.

by southpaw70 on Dec 27, 2010 1:45 PM CST up reply actions

I agree they are fighter and do not give up

I just wish they knew how to win

I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 27, 2010 1:57 PM CST up reply actions

You know, this could be the ultimate bad move by Kubiak and the best reason I can think of to fire him NOW!

If Kubiak is not let go this week, he will probably get the ultimate payback and coach the team to a win over the Jags this weekend, and move the Texans down in the draft order. The Texans need to lose this game!

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Dec 27, 2010 2:30 PM CST up reply actions

The positioning of the pick doesn't really matter...

so much as nailing the pick.

There ain’t no Ndamukong Suh in this draft, fellas.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 27, 2010 2:40 PM CST up reply actions

I think he went last season

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Dec 27, 2010 2:47 PM CST up reply actions

but there is a Nick Fairley

and guess what Champ might leave Denver and they would need a new CB

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Dec 27, 2010 2:51 PM CST up reply actions

Ain't Ngata gonna be on the FA Market?

If he is, McNair should give him an Albert Haynesworth-like contract

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by The Night Owl on Dec 28, 2010 4:10 AM CST up reply actions

but i dont think we would be able to sign Mario back

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Dec 28, 2010 1:05 PM CST up reply actions

Cue in DilloTex dead horse emote/comic

3…2…1…

"Welcome to the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like the Texans' defense" - Bring Whose Line back!

by RocketsAstros on Dec 27, 2010 4:47 PM CST up reply actions