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Coaching Rumors: A Trip Around The Texans Blogosphere

When the news of a supposed list of preliminary coaching choices of rumored GM-to-stay Rick Smith hit last night, Twitter exploded. Kind of like it is right now with the Wade Phillips as DC/Gary Kubiak stays stuff. It's really getting out of control and we probably will hear about 496,572 other rumors before Black Monday.

But I wanted to take a second and highlight some of our Texans blogging brethren opinions on the matter. It begins after the jump.

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Alan Burge - The Examiner:

Mike Sherman and Troy Calhoun?  Really?

Why in the world would Bob McNair think that the solution to his franchise's problems is to re-hire a former Texans offensive coordinator and friend of Kubiak to become the next head coach?  

Furthermore, why would he think that the Raiders offensive coordinator would do a better job than Gary Kubiak?

Diehard Chris - Houston Diehards:

There’s a LOT of smoke out there right now, especially this close to "Black Monday" when so many coaches will be fired… but I don’t know what to make of this, other than to say – hold me. I’m scared. I tend to think this is smoke. But what worries me is that this list is SO ridiculous, that it can’t be fiction. I mean, who would make up something like that?

Daniel Charles - SB Nation Houston:

I think the problem with Sherman, at least how I understand it, is that Sherman’s been here already. It’s "safe," it’s a "buddy hire," and it really comes off as a change to make a change.

No one’s knocking Sherman. He’s had success in Green Bay and College Station, but if Bob McNair wants to make a change…this is a parallel one at best.

Rivers McCown - SB Nation Houston:

I refuse to believe that Bob McNair, even as stuck in his circles as he is, would clean house in Houston to hire Troy Calhoun, Mike Sherman, or Hue Jackson. Why go with these retreads and unproven coaches when Kubiak has a similar or better resume? The whole point of wanting a coaching change, from McNair's perspective, would have to be to bring in a proven winner to turn around the talent that's on hand. If he wanted unproven but talented...well, we have that on hand already.

(Shameless self plug) Mike Kerns - Texans Tribune:

I have been studying and obsessed with the JFK assassination conspiracies since I was old enough to read. So here comes a little bit of that conspiracy nut job I've been accused of in the past. I'm still not sold on the rumor that Gary Kubiak is fired coach walking. Remember, that came from the same source that LZ  heard this same list of candidates from. And when you heard those names, what was your first thought? It was probably something along the lines of "I'd rather keep Kubiak and hire a good DC over that shit!" Right? Therefore, this source just might be from inside the Texans organization trying to soften the blow of Bob keeping Gary under the headset for another season. Does that sound crazy? Probably. Is it inconceivable? Absolutely not.

John Hallam - Texans Bull Blog:

I seriously doubt the veracity of either rumor.  My guess is that, when he extended Kubiak after last season, he had a contingency plan in mind if the team tanked… which it has.  I have been of the belief since the Baltimore game that Kubiak will be fired.  I do not think, however, that Kubiak will be fired in hopes of replacing him with an unproven NFL head coach (other than possibly Jim Harbaugh).  I think it is possible that Kubiak is retained.   If he is, I am sure there will be stipulations and ultimatums with that retention that include: the removal of Frank Bush as DC and a qualified, experienced and successful replacement.  That is why I think it more plausible that the Phillips rumor could have some merit.

Tim - Battle Red Blog:

Next report will be that McNair is going to fire Kubiak, name himself head coach, promptly resign, and then hire the top peanut vendor from the old Mile High Stadium as the fourth head coach in franchise history.

Steph Stradley - Texans Chick @ Chron.com:

I know there are ABK folks out there--Anybody But Kubiak. But ABKers need to be prepared that it could get worse, especially if we are relying on someone as relatively inexperienced as Rick Smith doing the choosing (and staying?!) Do you have any confidence and hope he can get things right?

The defense has significant issues that have to be dealt with. And if the offense falls off too....ew.

bigfatdrunk - Battle Red Blog:

Which of course...makes less sense than a cock-flavored lollipop.

(Just because its funny) John McClain - Chron.com Blog:

12/26 - Wow. Texans are in a flex scheduling game. The Jax game is 3:15, which just prolongs the agony of a staff that's going to be fired.

And, just to cover his bases to say he was right all along:

Today - McNair is patient and optimistic. Like Kubiak, he's aware of the controversy, but McNair's going to do what he believe is best for the team. The more I think about it — and the more people I talk to — the more I'm convinced McNair is going to announce early next week that Kubiak will return.

So, as you can see, most of us are in full agreement. None of these moves or rumors are exactly blowing any of our skirts up. It's a long way to Black Monday, and I have to wonder if Bob will announce that he plans to retain Gary by then. Hope for the best and expect the worst...that's pretty much been my slogan for this franchise for going on a decade now.

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All will stay the same

Except wade will be the DC with a new defensive staff, we will go 11-5 next year, lose in the first round, then go 6-10 the year after and back into mediocrity. I’ll gladly take it

And for the love of god give me quinton Carter!!!

Fantastic write up on a shitastic day

by AllenOU on Dec 29, 2010 2:31 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

After which

Kubiak will finally be fired and replaced with Wade….and he will yet again fail as a HC.

My nightmare

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Dec 29, 2010 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

It's not totally clear in my excerpt...

…which is not your fault because I’m long-winded… but not only IS there a lot of smoke – I 100% believe that it IS smoke. Just wanted to be clear.

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 29, 2010 2:32 PM CST reply actions  

Hmmm, well, it all fits I guess

It fits the “country club” atmosphere McNair desires, filled with “awe shucks, gentlemen” who are “trying” each day and getting “these kids to do a heck-of-a-job on the football team each week”.

One side of me is in favor of not doing a scorched earth approach, and just trying to fix what is truly broken (defense). Just a quick stat check, “IF” we had a defense this season who could hold opponents to 17 or less points in every game, the Texans record at this point would be 13-2. That being said, I’d accept a solid DC coming in and not ripping and replacing the HC…..yet.

The other side of me says between Kubiak and Phillips, neither seem to inspire and prepare a team to take the field and set the game on fire in the first quarter and play smash mouth football for 60 minutes. That side of me still wants better talent evaluation (GM) and a fired up leader who demands performance with zero tolerance. I don’t see McNair spending that kind of money while still paying off the coaches he would have to terminate. If we could get Dungy or Cowher, I’d be in favor of scorched earth overhaul. If not, then I’m good with Kubiak and Phillips for 2011, but it is absolutely playoffs or GTFO & DIAF.

Uncomfortably numb......thanks to the Texans

by MeMongo on Dec 29, 2010 3:24 PM CST reply actions  

Speaking of playoffs

Let’s assume for the sake of argument that we’re able to correct our defensive issues and make the playoffs next season. I find myself asking a simple question, do I feel confident that we would find success in the playoffs with Kubiak still as head coach?

I can’t say that I do. Not unless we land one of the hottest DC prospects out there, like Lewis or Fox, and that’s about as likely to happen as landing a shit hot HC like Cowher. Knowing what we do about McNair I just get this sinking feeling that he’s setting us up for more disappointment.

Sorry to be a downer today, but unless I start hearing some concrete talk that we’re really talking to some of the big dogs, I just can’t be optimistic any way I look at it.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Dec 29, 2010 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I've gotta' say that as much as I like the combination of Kubiak(OC) and Phillips(DC)...

The “fire” concern would still be with me…
The comments that were made after Phillips got canned by Satan about how the team moving quickly and efficiently through practice constituted a “change” really aggravated me.
As much as I want to see what would happen with the combination of Kubiak and an effective DC, I’m still a bit frustrated that they can’t show up to a game ready to play.
Perhaps if the coaches weren’t out partying until 2am the night before the game, the message that the team should show up prepared could be more effectively communicated.

"velocitas eradico"

by DilloTex on Dec 29, 2010 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not sure about emotional

but at least someone who the players fear and/or respect. Darth Lord Hoodie is about as far from emotional as it gets but everyone knows not to act out of line there or you get AdaliusThomas’ed

by Jason Brown on Dec 29, 2010 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup... Tom Landry wasn't a screamer...

… but showing your butt was the quickest way to acquire a bus ticket out of town.

"velocitas eradico"

by DilloTex on Dec 29, 2010 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Twitter exploded?

Is there anything left of it? What is this Twitter thingy, anyways? Is it some kind of new music I never heard of?

/stuck in the 80s

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Dec 29, 2010 4:18 PM CST reply actions  

it does still sound

mildly pornographic to me to the point where I get a little uncomfortable whenever I hear my parent’s use the word

by Jason Brown on Dec 29, 2010 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

So if this comes to fruition

Will Kubiak be called Head Coach on Offense and Wade Phillips Head Coach on Defense? Because I think this is the first time that a team has had co-head coaches on a football team.

If this is true (please, lord Durga, NO!), it could get interesting.

/going back to my corner and crying softly into a pillow

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?

by UprootedTexan on Dec 29, 2010 6:01 PM CST reply actions  

Okay, I have resigned myself to believing that this rumor may have some truth to it

Why? This one actually makes some sense. Yes, the things that Kubiak does that befuddle us haven’t gone away. But, with the impending CBA situation, the fact that Kubiak just received a contract extension a year ago, and the the players all respect and want to play for him adds up to why not? Then you add the DC experience of Wade Phillips and I don’t care about this conversation about 4-3 or 3-4, you have yourself one high-powered DC there who will be quite a change from what we have been used to. So, full speed ahead Bob McNair. Get the deal done and come Monday hit us with it. We will have a few days to mull it over and by then, as a groups, we will have bought into it and maybe some of us will even see a light at the end of the tunnel….

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Dec 29, 2010 6:03 PM CST reply actions  

The main thing that scares the shit out of me about a Kubiak/Phillips combo is this.....

Picture a very plausible scenario where Kubiak still can’t get it done as a HC, and the time finally comes to let him go. The only one next in line on the staff to take over would be Wade Phillips……great DC, terrible HC…..rinse and repeat.

  • sigh **

Is it too much to as Bob McNair to go outside their good ol boy circle and bring in someone that has a fucking spine please?

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Dec 29, 2010 8:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Picture this

Kubiak has “managed” his usual close game and the game ends in regulation in a tie. The opposition wins the coin toss. The Wade Phillips defense holds the other team to a three and out. Kubiak knows he can, so he keeps handing off the ball to Foster who rumbles up the field for five yard gain after five yard gain until he finally plunges for a winning TD. Is this possibly in the Texans’ future?

I didn't do anything wrong!.... and, I won't do it again.

by Rip Jersey on Dec 29, 2010 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

defense holds to three and out?

Not sure I understand. You can do that?

"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK

by texanphil on Dec 29, 2010 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Can Wade teach Gary common sense?

That’s the only way your scenario works.

I'm a man!! I'm forty!!

by Hydroshock on Dec 29, 2010 9:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Wade beat Gary

so Wade would have his ear.

"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK

by texanphil on Dec 29, 2010 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

This could be interesting indeed

The “unstoppable force” and the “immovable object” wearing the same uniform?!!

Now we just need a motivational catalyst to set things in motion on time for 60 minutes every week and we’ll have a championship!

Uncomfortably numb......thanks to the Texans

by MeMongo on Dec 29, 2010 10:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope that it happens because I'm diggin' on the optimism...

If Koobs wants to call plays, he should delegate Dennison to manage the game, though… That aspect still worries me.

"velocitas eradico"

by DilloTex on Dec 29, 2010 11:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Has anyone checked

when Wade leaves the bars at night?

"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK

by texanphil on Dec 29, 2010 11:06 PM CST reply actions  

Just after the kitchen announces they're out of hot wings and pretzels.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

A word of advice for Texans fans. Remember John Milton's Paradise Lost: The mind is its own place. It can make a Hell of Heaven and a Heaven of Hell. Kinda sums up the last nine years, doesn't it?

by UprootedTexan on Dec 30, 2010 12:52 AM CST up reply actions  

This is what Bum said
“You’re not going to get any better coach than him,” Phillips said. “If you can get your team to practice like these kids practiced, the last week of the season, with nothing to look forward to, then believe me, he’s got control of the team. He’s always been a good coach. You’re not going to get any better than Gary Kubiak.”

from

Assmass alone does not a NT make.

by kaizer on Dec 30, 2010 1:28 AM CST up reply actions  

I like Bum's most famous (to me) quote

“There’s two kinds of coaches, them that’s fired and them that’s gonna be fired.”

by SubCrim on Dec 30, 2010 4:27 AM CST reply actions  

Hey Mike,

Was the date of the first quote of John McClain that you mentioned really 10/26? Since when do they announce flex schedules in October for December games? Please check your post again.

12/26 I would buy, but I’m not buying 10/26.

/just trying to be helpful

by texanslady on Dec 30, 2010 12:28 PM CST reply actions  

One problem this year

Is I believe a lot of teams will be hiring new HC – that means a lot of competition for a few quality guys.
Maybe it is a bad time to change for that reason alone

- especially seeing some of the quality names that have come up lately

I believe that the Texans need to score 40 points in every game to be competetive because of efense.

by Barryfromtexas on Dec 30, 2010 6:59 PM CST reply actions  

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