We hope this ''efense be forgot, and never brought to mind,
To help this ''efense be forgot, we beg, Just sign Wade, sign....
Wade sign upon the dotted line, sign on that dotted line...
And then we'll figure out just how to fix that ''efense line.
We promise not to swear too much, and cut down upon the whine,
But please, our Clorox stock is low, so just sign with us Wade, sign...
Just sign with us and bring your Dad, to manage our game time,
It's very clear we need you here, so just sign with us, Wade sign.
Wishing all of you a very happy, healthy and prosperous 2011.
- the LongEaredOne