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Open Game Day Thread: Can You Bring Yourself To Root For Evil?

I just can't. Perhaps it's because I believe the notion of Texans-Can-Still-Win-The-AFC-South is a farce, even though it's still mathematically possible. Perhaps it's simply that my loathing of the Cowboys and Bud Adams' Army of Darkness is too strong. Whatever it is, I don't have it in me.

Nevertheless, you can bet I'll be watching and suffering, no matter the outcome. Consider this your venue to opine on the other games today, seeing as how your Houston Texans are on game hiatus until December 13th. Depending on the participation, we might add another thread or two as the day rolls on.

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Confession: I bet on Indy.

I’m diversifying. Plus, if they somehow sink to our level and go 9-7, it won’t involve a loss to Dallas. They need to lose a division game or two.

by Nashmeister on Dec 5, 2010 11:07 AM CST reply actions  

That is very possible

This season is just a disaster. We are starting to get players back, BUT we’ve not gotten any players back healthy for long.

"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."

-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)

by Jamkel on Dec 5, 2010 11:50 AM CST up reply actions  

If you want the 9-7 tie scenario

Houston wins its last four, Jacksonville loses any other game plus the Houston one, and Indianapolis needs to lose a division game and an additional game (like Dallas).

Houston would win the division at the scenario.

Longshot as it is, that’s the scenario.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 11:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Other factors of this scenario:

-Frank Bush fired and replaced by Bum Phillips
-Entire Ravens complex stricken with death flu before Monday Night.

by riversmccown on Dec 5, 2010 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

I can see the headline already...

Joe Flacco plays from hospital bed, throws for 500 yards and three touchdowns.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 12:13 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

will there be nurses doing the half time show?

This could be highest TV ratings all season for the Texans if so..

Someday houston will have a football team that will play at an NFL level, on both sides of the ball, for 60 minutes, for every scheduled game. Until then we suffer and try to support a team called the Texans.

by MeMongo on Dec 5, 2010 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Death flu?

Sounds deadly.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.

by Cassieper on Dec 5, 2010 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

It's just a name

Monster island is really a peninsula.

by riversmccown on Dec 5, 2010 12:17 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

"the zone of no return!?!"

“It’s just a name, don’t worry, all zones have names like that in the galaxy of terror”

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Dec 5, 2010 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.

by Cassieper on Dec 5, 2010 12:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.

"MDC: Droppin' knowledge like a librarian with Parkinson's." --Jonathan Loesche

by MDC on Dec 6, 2010 9:03 AM CST up reply actions  

The Texans season has been buried

See here!

As far as today is concerned. We are all football fans. Most of us are also FFL participants. There is probably a game on where you have a fantasy interest. I think that will sustain us for the weekend. It will have to. Also, many of us are transients; myself included. I have resided for periods in Boston, Cleveland, Pittsburgh. I still follow and vicariously root for the Steelers and Patriots, although not openly, too much to where it is obnoxious. It’s football. Not the end-all-be-all.

I dub the Ravens...... Flaccid!

by Rip Jersey on Dec 5, 2010 11:08 AM CST reply actions  

Oops

See here!

I dub the Ravens...... Flaccid!

by Rip Jersey on Dec 5, 2010 11:10 AM CST reply actions  

Acknowledged.

Also, newb rec.

We should strive to live like the moon. Vibrant, not as our own light, but as the carriers of something greater than us. - Arian Foster

by Schlauton on Dec 5, 2010 11:35 AM CST up reply actions  

We rec nubs?

Well when in Rome (Or Houston as the case may be)

"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."

-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)

by Jamkel on Dec 5, 2010 11:53 AM CST up reply actions  

$5 entry fee, please.

"I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds."
- Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 5, 2010 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

arian foster

do we have him locked up for next season, whats his contract status? anyone know?

by paul wheezy on Dec 5, 2010 11:36 AM CST reply actions  

He'll be an exclusive rights FA

He can’t go elsewhere.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 11:38 AM CST up reply actions  

I turned on the TV

I’m really trying to root for the Titans for the playoff hopes.

But no, no, it’s just too hard. Go Jags.

by riversmccown on Dec 5, 2010 11:56 AM CST reply actions  

Join the Dark Side

Mwahahahahaahaha

"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."

-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)

by Jamkel on Dec 5, 2010 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm finding it scarily easy to root for the BESFs

Probably because they look so shitty they’ll lose anyway.

by LedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

just root AGAINST the Jaguars and Colts

they can still lose, without pulling FOR the Titans or Cowboys.
that way it doesnt feel as dirty as sleeping with my mom or something.

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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by Kiratomi on Dec 5, 2010 12:00 PM CST reply actions  

I was wondering

Y’all were rooting against NEB, not for OU, right?

Go jags!!! Win the division

by AllenOU on Dec 5, 2010 12:01 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

until we lose monday

im pulling out hope we can win this thing… cause i am masochistic like that.

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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by Kiratomi on Dec 5, 2010 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

A week where I picked only two upsets

I’m sure my picks will flop. Not going to lie, the early games are pretty meh, everything good is later.

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by MrNFL on Dec 5, 2010 12:04 PM CST reply actions  

I am so glad I traded him away on my fantasy football team.

Who’d I get in return? Brandon Llyod and Jamal Charles.

"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."

-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)

by Jamkel on Dec 5, 2010 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Jamaal Charles was a good pickup.

"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli

by texanslady on Dec 6, 2010 11:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Mr. Overrated.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

First score today

“The Douche” Jeff Reed with a FG for the 49ers.

The two most useless things in existence? The BCS and Ryan Diem.

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by MrNFL on Dec 5, 2010 12:08 PM CST reply actions  

Brandon Jacobs TD

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by MrNFL on Dec 5, 2010 12:08 PM CST reply actions  

Woot!

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 12:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Cool.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.

by Cassieper on Dec 5, 2010 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Favre got LEVELED

I hate him so much and I felt kinda bad for that old man writhing on the turf.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Dec 5, 2010 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't feel bad for Favre getting hurt.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

McNabb sacked on 3rd and 15.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 12:15 PM CST reply actions  

Hooray for fantasy defense!

"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."

-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)

by Jamkel on Dec 5, 2010 12:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Jacksonville has an O-line that can actually block.

I wonder how that is.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 12:17 PM CST reply actions  

It has its moments

"HULU: An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy"

Real fans don’t need a reason.

Jaguars in the Playoffs? How can it be?

by TheTealDeal on Dec 5, 2010 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Favre out of the Vikes game.

Last heard saying “has anyone seen where my teeth are?”

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 12:18 PM CST reply actions  

Isn't the Titans' defense supposed to be dominant?

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.

by Cassieper on Dec 5, 2010 12:19 PM CST reply actions  

they were at the start of the year

but they sucked last year, so it might have been flukey

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Dec 5, 2010 12:20 PM CST up reply actions  

The Tacks have a tendency to be flukey.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 12:21 PM CST up reply actions  

And meth-y

"MDC: Droppin' knowledge like a librarian with Parkinson's." --Jonathan Loesche

by MDC on Dec 6, 2010 9:05 AM CST up reply actions  

Not this year

But by AFC South standards…

Frank Bush delenda est

by JimboTexan on Dec 5, 2010 12:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Rec'ed.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 12:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Why?

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.

by Cassieper on Dec 5, 2010 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I was working on game stats and was trying to move into this window

And clicked on the red border…..

"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."

-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)

by Jamkel on Dec 5, 2010 12:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate it so much.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.

by Cassieper on Dec 5, 2010 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I do too.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm glad the Colts will have extra rest before facing them.

Looks like they won’t need much rest for facing the Titans.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.

by Cassieper on Dec 5, 2010 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

The Titans line up in the neutral zone

on a 4th and 1, and they give up the rushing TD anyway. That play couldn’t have been much more full of fail.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.

by Cassieper on Dec 5, 2010 12:22 PM CST reply actions  

Sure it could've....

they could’ve had people being dragged by Jennings.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

But then they would have at least made an effort to tackle.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.

by Cassieper on Dec 5, 2010 12:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Those old Packers unis are hideous

The two most useless things in existence? The BCS and Ryan Diem.

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by MrNFL on Dec 5, 2010 12:22 PM CST reply actions  

Bradshaw TD for the Giants.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 12:23 PM CST reply actions  

I used to be jealous of Jacksonville's ability to run...

I’m grateful for Arian Foster and can’t wait to see what Ben Tate adds next season.

/3yardsandacloudofdustoffense

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 12:24 PM CST reply actions  

My hope is he's at least a faster version of Derrick Ward

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by The Night Owl on Dec 5, 2010 7:07 PM CST up reply actions  

still Jackson for the Vikings

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Dec 5, 2010 12:26 PM CST reply actions  

heh

The two most useless things in existence? The BCS and Ryan Diem.

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by MrNFL on Dec 5, 2010 12:29 PM CST up reply actions  

and he throws a pick6

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Dec 5, 2010 12:29 PM CST up reply actions  

He's learned from Favre.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

off target to a tightly covered player

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Dec 5, 2010 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

and he misread the coverage

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

by shake n bake on Dec 5, 2010 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

The Tacks are just amazing.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 12:27 PM CST reply actions  

They have shot themselves in the foot

about 20 times in this game so far.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.

by Cassieper on Dec 5, 2010 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

And the Jags only lead by 7 points.

Possibly more soon.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Jags aren't that good either.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.

by Cassieper on Dec 5, 2010 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

My point.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

That's how awesome he is.

Really stepping up when his team needs him to.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Dumb Chris is dominating.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 12:29 PM CST reply actions  

Y'all are lucky.

I get to watch either Denver/Kansas City or Washington/NYG and the Carolina/Seattle. I’ve never seen such an underwhelming football schedule in my life.

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 12:30 PM CST reply actions  

I'd kill for Denver/KC

At least I don’t actively hate anyone in that game.

by riversmccown on Dec 5, 2010 12:31 PM CST up reply actions  

And Monday night.

I’m glad finals are next week.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.

by Cassieper on Dec 5, 2010 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Monday Night is only good

if the Patriots decimate the Rexes.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Eeeeeeeeew!

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

No, no, no.

The Jests need to win.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.

by Cassieper on Dec 5, 2010 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Absolutely not.

I’d rather see Brady win another division and Super Bowl than the Sanchez.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm thinking selfishly.

The Pats need to lose the division so they would have to travel to Indy if we met in the playoffs.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.

by Cassieper on Dec 5, 2010 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

That.

And we just hate the Patsies.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

That too.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.

by Cassieper on Dec 5, 2010 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

They won't lose to the Jets

Hernandez and Gronkowski will make for match-up nightmares against the Jets who lost another safety…and struggle to defend the middle of the field.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I can still hope for it.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.

by Cassieper on Dec 5, 2010 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

That doesn't mean I won't root for the JEST.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Not Rex Ryan!

Assmass alone does not a NT make.

by kaizer on Dec 5, 2010 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes, Rex Ryan.

There are few coaches I’d rather play against in the playoffs.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

That too.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.

by Cassieper on Dec 5, 2010 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I kind of agree with this.

If we have to play the Patsies, i’d rather it be in the first round at LOS (Our 4 seed vs. their 5 seed), and then we can dominate the Jets. That I have no doubt of.

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-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)

by Jamkel on Dec 5, 2010 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Ew.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.

by Cassieper on Dec 5, 2010 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Stupid Danish announcers.

1) Both have Xhargers as the biggest favorites this week.
2) They loooooooove the Jags (they always have, they love Jack from the River, think he’s bad ass).

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 12:33 PM CST reply actions  

Redskins miss a FG.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 12:35 PM CST reply actions  

The first quarter is already over?!

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Dec 5, 2010 12:35 PM CST reply actions  

Dumb Chris getting no yards takes time off the clock.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Pretty standard for an early quarter.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.

by Cassieper on Dec 5, 2010 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Minny is going to get a TD off some pretty bad OPI

that the refs will have to watch over and over as they look whether he was in-bounds.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Dec 5, 2010 12:37 PM CST reply actions  

LOL.

Serves them right.

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.

by Cassieper on Dec 5, 2010 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Jags are 0-5 in raod games in December?

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 12:38 PM CST reply actions  

Good omens for us I guess.

"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."

-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)

by Jamkel on Dec 5, 2010 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope so.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Means they suck at traveling.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.

by Cassieper on Dec 5, 2010 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

*road

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

He's like Garcon, it seems.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait, Gus is in TEN/JAC?

That game will have an awesome finish guaranteed

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by MrNFL on Dec 5, 2010 12:40 PM CST reply actions  

I finally get a Gus Johnson game!

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by KMR24 on Dec 5, 2010 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Why can't he ever call a Colts game?

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.

by Cassieper on Dec 5, 2010 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

The Colts are good

He’s like their #5 guy..

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by MrNFL on Dec 5, 2010 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Then why isn't he their #1 or #2 guy?

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.

by Cassieper on Dec 5, 2010 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Cuz they're stupid

Phil Simms is their #1 color guy, and he is to broadcasting what Ryan Diem is to right tackles.

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by MrNFL on Dec 5, 2010 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Garnered with his manic laughter ala Jax-Hou finish?

"You don't have bad luck. Bad things happen to you because you are a dumbass" - That 70's Show. Fire Frank Bush!

by RocketsAstros on Dec 5, 2010 12:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Most likely.

"I am in favor of censorship ‐ not against what is supposed to be sexy or dirty, but against what is idiotic." -Jean Renoir

Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.

by Cassieper on Dec 5, 2010 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Jax special teams FAIL

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Dec 5, 2010 12:42 PM CST reply actions  

I am actually hoping that we get eliminated from the playoff race ASAP

Then there’s no excuse to let Frank Bush continue.

Assmass alone does not a NT make.

by kaizer on Dec 5, 2010 12:43 PM CST reply actions  

NO! I WANT TO BELIEVE FOR ANOTHER WEEK!

I AM NOT DONE WITH THE HEARTBREAK!

I need Willis McGahee to run over Shaun Cody and score a 99-yard game-winning touchdown with no time remaining.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice one.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

How does one return an INT for -37 yards

I’m following on NFL.com

Assmass alone does not a NT make.

by kaizer on Dec 5, 2010 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Why did he get the name Vodka Collins?

Why not Rum Collins?

Just curious.

"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli

by texanslady on Dec 6, 2010 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow WTF are the Packers wearing?!

"You don't have bad luck. Bad things happen to you because you are a dumbass" - That 70's Show. Fire Frank Bush!

by RocketsAstros on Dec 5, 2010 12:47 PM CST reply actions  

Can I haz?

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.

by Cassieper on Dec 5, 2010 12:55 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

you dont want that kind of fudge...

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by Kiratomi on Dec 5, 2010 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

LOLZ!

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- Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 5, 2010 1:27 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

Can’t believe I misses this one! Oh thats great!

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by coltsfan723 on Dec 5, 2010 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

LOLOLOL

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by Colts Homer on Dec 5, 2010 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Innegan

Andre beat the F out of him.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Dec 5, 2010 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

He's such a tough player.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

How could he not be?

He plays for that tough Tennessee defense.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Update

Joe Haden now has 5 INTs, moving into tie among rookie DBs with Earl Thomas & Devin McCourty

On the plus side, Kareem Jackson is totally the most NFL Ready corner in last year’s draft.

by riversmccown on Dec 5, 2010 12:49 PM CST reply actions  

To be fair...

Thomas and Haden were drafted well before the Texans picked.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

And McCourty plays for a defensive guru...

while Jackson, with his 3 INTs, plays for Frank Bush.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I think Kareem Jackson is going to be fine

The real folly is in having a rookie CB starting with no real decent vets

by WhiskeyR on Dec 5, 2010 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

This

Look how much Quin and Jackson have looked with Allen at the top of the depth chart.

Sure, our safeties and WLB suck in coverage, but Quin and Jackson look like they’ve turned a corner.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I think they have

Quin, in particular, has looked good in back-to-back games. Sure, one was Rusty Smith, but bfd and I had both mentioned his play against the Philly game.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Quin was never the problem though.

I don’t think his play has been any different than it was earlier in the season. Rusty made him look like a superstar, and he had a few okay plays against Philly, which is about what you can count on him to do every week.

by riversmccown on Dec 5, 2010 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

At least he hasn't given up TDs (rimshot)

I look for small victories. I think Quin’s good at the outside/inside thing he does, but he needs a #1 CB on the roster.

Jackson’s not being burned when he goes outside for Quin…not being relied on heavily, which he never should’ve been as a rookie. Haven’t seen him be overwhelmed or slipped…hasn’t even been picked on over the past month.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

He's barely played.

Yeah, by the standards of not fucking embarrassing himself every game, he’s done better when he’s been on the field. That doesn’t mean he’s improved or turned around or anything like that. He’s still getting picked on plenty from what I’ve seen.

by riversmccown on Dec 5, 2010 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I have come to believe that our DB coaches are probably as bad as Frank Bush

They can probably coach scrabble into being a KJ.

Assmass alone does not a NT make.

by kaizer on Dec 5, 2010 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey, Cass

Have you turned in your pharmacy school application(s)?

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Dec 5, 2010 12:49 PM CST reply actions  

Yep.

I think I mentioned that in the threads before. I just have to wait until late January to find out if I get an interview.

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by Cassieper on Dec 5, 2010 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I remember you mentioning it

but I didn’t know if you had turned them in.

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Dec 5, 2010 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

At what point do the Texans stop punting...

…and just start going for it every 4th down regardless of field position or time left?

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."

by DilloTex on Dec 5, 2010 12:54 PM CST reply actions  

bah dum BUM...

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."

by DilloTex on Dec 5, 2010 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Quick! To the time machine!

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- Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 5, 2010 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

TD Garrard.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 12:54 PM CST reply actions  

Trade for Garrard!

He throws Hail Mary touchdowns AND rushes for touchdowns. What a badass! /not

"You don't have bad luck. Bad things happen to you because you are a dumbass" - That 70's Show. Fire Frank Bush!

by RocketsAstros on Dec 5, 2010 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow, Janice Dickinson is old as fuck.

She has like a thousand wrinkles on her neck.

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Dec 5, 2010 12:54 PM CST reply actions  

She's one twisted prune...

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."

by DilloTex on Dec 5, 2010 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

She was so pretty when she was younger

Look!

Plastic surgery is a helluva drug.

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Dec 5, 2010 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Just goes to show you the kind of rot...

…that can exist inside a pretty package.

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."

by DilloTex on Dec 5, 2010 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

yep

"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."-George Orwell

by KMR24 on Dec 5, 2010 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh God!

I just Googled it…yikes.

by BrownCrayon on Dec 5, 2010 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

MIKE HART!!!

Can not wait to watch him run again today.

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by coltsfan723 on Dec 5, 2010 12:59 PM CST reply actions  

Yay!

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.

by Cassieper on Dec 5, 2010 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Sadly, i have a feeling that Hart will get the #2 reps behind Brown.

That said, it could be a huge sign if Hart gets the start over Brown. Could show coaches frustration with Brown.

"I shall not fear. Fear is the Mind killer. Fear is the little death that leads to total obliteration. I will face my fear and let it pass through me. When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only I shall remain."

-Frank Herbert "Dune" (1965)

by Jamkel on Dec 5, 2010 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Thats fine

he’ll get to run some and Brown will get Hart more reps by sucking dick like he does week in and week out :)

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by coltsfan723 on Dec 5, 2010 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

In his defense...

It is hard to suck dick and play football at the same time.

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- Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 5, 2010 1:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Not when you're

Donald Brown.

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by coltsfan723 on Dec 5, 2010 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

WOOT!

"I must rule with eye and claw — as the hawk among lesser birds."
- Duke Leto Atreides

by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 5, 2010 1:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Lovin' the VY meltdown...

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."

by DilloTex on Dec 5, 2010 1:00 PM CST reply actions  

Schaubenfreude

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."

by DilloTex on Dec 5, 2010 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Who doesn't.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Except that

I wanted him to live up to his WINNING record today so the Colts could be lonely at the top again :(

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by coltsfan723 on Dec 5, 2010 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

The Tackls haven't scored an offensive TD in 11 quarters.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 1:00 PM CST reply actions  

Eli throws an end zone INT.

I haz a sad :-(

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 1:01 PM CST reply actions  

The Tacks have figured out to go for it on 4th

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."

by DilloTex on Dec 5, 2010 1:02 PM CST reply actions  

4th and 7 no less.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Hand-off to CJ -2K?

Assmass alone does not a NT make.

by kaizer on Dec 5, 2010 1:03 PM CST up reply actions  

God damn it Titans

This is our journey onto the horizon
You can see past, if it's real to you
We can meet on the other side
On the other side

by Colts Homer on Dec 5, 2010 1:04 PM CST reply actions  

Time to go to the game.

Go Colts!

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Random fact of the week from the empty void that is my mind: Having a heavily injured team go 10-6 or 11-5 and make the playoffs from winning a weak division isn't the end of the world just because we have a history of doing better.

by Cassieper on Dec 5, 2010 1:04 PM CST reply actions  

GO D....

no, I can’t say that.

Umm….go Texans slight playoff opportunity!

/weeps

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Gop pipe in some noise!

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

*Go

My keyboard is sleepy.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Kerry Collins is horrible

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by Colts Homer on Dec 5, 2010 1:05 PM CST reply actions  

HE. JUST. DRINKS!

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by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 5, 2010 1:32 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

So glad I sat Moss

He is a legit threat, but Vodka isn’t.

by WhiskeyR on Dec 5, 2010 1:05 PM CST reply actions  

Quick question.

Can anyone tell me where “the Chop” originated. Because for some reason Chiefs fans are chanting the Chop song.

Dear Kansas City,

This is not baseball, you are not Atlanta, STOP THAT!

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 1:07 PM CST reply actions  

Hah.

Nice Moss stats.

The Tacks – where players go to suck.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 1:07 PM CST reply actions  

I don't think so.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

No

Fischer will be forced to choose between befriending VY and staying, or leaving. He’ll leave.

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by coltsfan723 on Dec 5, 2010 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Randy Moss reminds me a lot of Allen Iverson...

All-star talent…with attitude problems…seen more about himself than a team….late in his career, he bounces around some shitty teams.

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by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 1:08 PM CST reply actions  

Problem is Randy Moss can't run off to Turkey.

He’ll have to go to Canada.

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by Jamkel on Dec 5, 2010 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

He can go to the UFL

with Duante.

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by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Another Bradshaw TD for Giants.

That game seems settled.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 1:11 PM CST reply actions  

Don't say that.

I need the defense to keep on trying so i actually have a chance of beating you. No way my mediocre fantasy team beats Peyton.

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by Jamkel on Dec 5, 2010 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, my team can always find ways to lose.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Not the way you are going.

My top 2 WRs have 2.1 points total….

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by Jamkel on Dec 5, 2010 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I only have 2 players playing early.

My players will lose in the late games.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

C'mon, man!! Root for the Titans and Cowboys???

Just go ahead and put the Texans out of the misery of this 9th seaon now. They deserve it!
What? you want to see them go and get their asses kicked in the 1st round?
The Texans’ fans deserve at least an opening round game at Reliant in the Playoffs after sufering this long.
Have some integrity and relish in the misery of the hicks in TN and S. OK

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by Seaborn1 on Dec 5, 2010 1:11 PM CST reply actions  

Uh, as opposed to not going... yeah...
What? you want to see them go and get their asses kicked in the 1st round?

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by DilloTex on Dec 5, 2010 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Poor mans Mike Vick?

LMAO dream on Gerrard

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by coltsfan723 on Dec 5, 2010 1:11 PM CST reply actions  

he can't treat his migraines with the reefer anymore

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Dec 5, 2010 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Great coverage Innegan.

Watch and stare.

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by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 1:14 PM CST reply actions  

Reading Vodka's wiki

“Collins had stated that, in his intoxicated state, he thought the use of the racial epithet would help him and his teammates bond.”

hahaha WHOOPS

by WhiskeyR on Dec 5, 2010 1:14 PM CST reply actions  

if that's true it might actually make him look worse

because you would have to be very very drunk for that to seem like a good idea.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Dec 5, 2010 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

It's true.

I read it on the internet.

by WhiskeyR on Dec 5, 2010 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

THIS

Shake you should know. The internet is serious business!

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by coltsfan723 on Dec 5, 2010 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

It was my cousin that he called the n-word

Real talk

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by KMR24 on Dec 5, 2010 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

So sad

Wanted to skunk the Titans by halftime

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by Jonathan Loesche on Dec 5, 2010 1:16 PM CST reply actions  

Poor Jax got him on a good day

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by RocketsAstros on Dec 5, 2010 1:25 PM CST up reply actions  

T Jack

should start next week. Gramps is DONE. I dont care how bad that old timer wants to play.

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by coltsfan723 on Dec 5, 2010 1:24 PM CST reply actions  

His replacement has outplayed him both times he has come on for Favre.

I think Minny would have 2 or 3 more wins if they’d just not brought Favre back.

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by Jamkel on Dec 5, 2010 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I like T Jack

I think he could end up being a pretty decent QB somewhere.

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by coltsfan723 on Dec 5, 2010 1:29 PM CST up reply actions  

They can't win

Because Greg Jennings puts the team on his back.

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by Colts Homer on Dec 5, 2010 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Even with a broken leg

"You don't have bad luck. Bad things happen to you because you are a dumbass" - That 70's Show. Fire Frank Bush!

by RocketsAstros on Dec 5, 2010 1:30 PM CST up reply actions  

And when he is playing Darren Shawpuh

One of the most hardest hitting safeties in the league

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by Colts Homer on Dec 5, 2010 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Doesn't matter

versus one of the most best offenses in Madden history.

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by RocketsAstros on Dec 5, 2010 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

So is Sid Rice.

90+ and 2 TDs. Of course I benched him figuring Farve was playing.

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by Seaborn1 on Dec 5, 2010 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

oh shit...

DARREN SHARPER, one of the most hardest hittin safeties in the leauge

by Amivy on Dec 5, 2010 1:30 PM CST reply actions  

lol

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by Colts Homer on Dec 5, 2010 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Shawpuh*

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by Colts Homer on Dec 5, 2010 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I need beer

and its Sunday :( so sad.

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by coltsfan723 on Dec 5, 2010 1:30 PM CST reply actions  

No beer?!?!?

That is some seriously sad shit.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 5, 2010 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I know

I may have to go watch the game elsewhere so I can get it

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by coltsfan723 on Dec 5, 2010 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope.

Only at bars.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 5, 2010 1:41 PM CST up reply actions  

And I thought waiting until noon sucked.

I’ll never complain about that again…until next Sunday.

by BrownCrayon on Dec 5, 2010 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotta plan ahead every Saturday

You’d think they could change it to 11am at least, so you could get beer and not miss kickoff?

At least they serve it in the stadium early. A small reward if you’re seeing Frank Bush in action.

by WhiskeyR on Dec 5, 2010 1:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Reward?

I’d think it’s more like a requirement.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I usually plan ahead

but this has been a busy weekend.

/rented Black Ops.

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by coltsfan723 on Dec 5, 2010 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

That's why I hide beer from myself.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 5, 2010 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

The key is...

Don’t refrigerate it until Sunday morning. You slightly less likely to come home and drink it all at 3 a.m. if it’s hot as piss.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 5, 2010 1:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Woah...

You’re really onto something there! Thanks!

by WhiskeyR on Dec 5, 2010 1:56 PM CST up reply actions  

You're doing it wrong.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 5, 2010 1:56 PM CST up reply actions  

No

Blue laws…fuck them

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by coltsfan723 on Dec 5, 2010 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

The Titans

forgot how to tackle. Looks like they took pointers from whoever taught the Colts.

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by coltsfan723 on Dec 5, 2010 1:34 PM CST reply actions  

They're just making fun of Frank Bush

who probably thinks imitation is the highest form of flattery.

by WhiskeyR on Dec 5, 2010 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Can our defensive DVOA get retroactively worse...

If the Titans proceed to rack up less than 100 yards of total offense every game for the rest of the season?

by Nashmeister on Dec 5, 2010 1:38 PM CST reply actions  

Titans finally do something right

what a surprise!

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by coltsfan723 on Dec 5, 2010 1:38 PM CST reply actions  

The crowd celebrated as if they won the game

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by RocketsAstros on Dec 5, 2010 1:41 PM CST up reply actions  

They did

Vodka is gonna throw a TD to Moss thats worth 20 points now. Way to go kitties. You dun goof’d

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by coltsfan723 on Dec 5, 2010 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Lions giving Chicago a game

up 3 at half!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Dec 5, 2010 1:38 PM CST reply actions  

Lions recovered a fumble at the Bears 9 right now

Lions D-line is going to be good

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by Colts Homer on Dec 5, 2010 1:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I've always liked Avril

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Dec 5, 2010 1:45 PM CST up reply actions  

And Cutler Fumbles on a big sack.

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by Jamkel on Dec 5, 2010 1:40 PM CST reply actions  

There's a gay joke in there somewhere...

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by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 5, 2010 1:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Not really

Melon fucker

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by Colts Homer on Dec 5, 2010 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

STFU, domer.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 5, 2010 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Go drink some Cammy Cam Juice

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by Colts Homer on Dec 5, 2010 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Broncos

Unnecessary roughness on 3rd and 23 incomplete pass

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by RocketsAstros on Dec 5, 2010 1:44 PM CST reply actions  

Cassel sacked on 4th and 2 though

hehe

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by RocketsAstros on Dec 5, 2010 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Bo Scafe, YOU FAIL!

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by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 5, 2010 1:47 PM CST reply actions  

OMG that's inexcusable

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by RocketsAstros on Dec 5, 2010 1:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Did Favre get hurt or benched?

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by Colts Homer on Dec 5, 2010 1:49 PM CST reply actions  

Pounded

Shoulder injury

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by RocketsAstros on Dec 5, 2010 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Sweeet

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by Colts Homer on Dec 5, 2010 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

He got absolutely mauled from behind

I expected him to just burst into a plume a of dust. Sadly, he did not.

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by coltsfan723 on Dec 5, 2010 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Now there's GOT to be a gay joke in there somewhere!

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by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 5, 2010 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

There is

Mauled from behind…lol

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by Colts Homer on Dec 5, 2010 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Weak.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 5, 2010 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Cut me some slack

I’m beerless. Its Jager or nothing!

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by coltsfan723 on Dec 5, 2010 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

MayorBurnsy
  
BREAKING: Brett Favre is doubtful for the second half with broken hymen.
20 minutes ago via web

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by Colts Homer on Dec 5, 2010 1:53 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

lol

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by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 5, 2010 1:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Inactives are out, and OT is up for Colts game.

http://www.coltzilla.com/2010-regular-season/quick-posts-colts-inactives-dal-ind-open-thread/

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by Jamkel on Dec 5, 2010 1:55 PM CST reply actions  

For those not interested in the OT...

A. Collie
B. Sanders
K. Hayden
J. Addai
C. Session
J. Thomas (Coach’s Decision)
J. McClendon (Coach’s Decision)
R. Mathews (Injury & Coach’s Decision)

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by Jamkel on Dec 5, 2010 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Titans blocked a FG apparently

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by RocketsAstros on Dec 5, 2010 1:57 PM CST reply actions  

Is it bad I'm rooting for them?

it is isn’t it?

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 5, 2010 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Not at all

cause I am too…the Jags are shit.

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by coltsfan723 on Dec 5, 2010 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotta win those tiebreakers

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 5, 2010 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotta keep the hope alive

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by RocketsAstros on Dec 5, 2010 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Colts pre-game with Bob Lamey.

http://hankfm.com/other/ando_wlhk.html

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by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 5, 2010 2:01 PM CST reply actions  

What's up CF?

You going out for the game?

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by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 5, 2010 2:02 PM CST reply actions  

You want to?

We can go to the Dungeon if you want

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by coltsfan723 on Dec 5, 2010 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I could do that.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 5, 2010 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome

what time?

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by coltsfan723 on Dec 5, 2010 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll jump in the shower then head on down there.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 5, 2010 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Jesus...

2 mins. left in the 3rd quarter and the Browns and Phins are tied at 3.
Snoozefest over there.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 5, 2010 2:04 PM CST reply actions  

Taj Smith suited up

lol

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by coltsfan723 on Dec 5, 2010 2:06 PM CST reply actions  

Ya. He wasn't ruled inactive.

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by Jamkel on Dec 5, 2010 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Wonder if he sees the field

from other than the sideline

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by coltsfan723 on Dec 5, 2010 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Let us pray to the Baby Jesus that he doesn't.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 5, 2010 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

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by coltsfan723 on Dec 5, 2010 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

If he does, that means that Wayne or Garcon is injured,

As well as Tamme. White is a wideout, so if Wayne goes down, White takes his place and Tamme becomes the slot receiver. Taj would only come in if Tamme was also injured and White had to play slot because he’s the better receiver.

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by Jamkel on Dec 5, 2010 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Only on ST probably.

White, Garcon, and Wayne are all active. Tamme would function as a 4th WR, and Eldridge is back in, so we’ve got the 5 WRs/TEs we’d have on any given play. Also, Brown looks like he should have been moved to WR, so he’d be a better option than the pure wideout that is Taj Smith.

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by Jamkel on Dec 5, 2010 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Heard that. We're fucking doomed.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Dec 5, 2010 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Jags are tackling like Texans.

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by Seaborn1 on Dec 5, 2010 2:08 PM CST reply actions  

lol

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by Colts Homer on Dec 5, 2010 2:10 PM CST reply actions  

Bengals miss extra point

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17-6 Jags

OMG YOU GUISE THE TITANS ARE COMING BACK1!!!1111

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by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 2:11 PM CST reply actions  

Yaay?

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

They converted on 4th and 7 but immediately messed up

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by RocketsAstros on Dec 5, 2010 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I think

it’s been about 13 qtr. since the BESF have scored an offensive TD?

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Not long enough!

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 5, 2010 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I should have started Brandon Jackson over Cedric Benson.

Benson hasn’t done much the past few games despite having some really pretty good games most of the time. Not 25 point games or anything like that, but a fairly stable 8-12 points.

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by Jamkel on Dec 5, 2010 2:15 PM CST reply actions  

Titans defense

Looking suspiciously like ours.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 5, 2010 2:19 PM CST reply actions  

Kris Brown v2010

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 5, 2010 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I've seen how this game ends

Titans fans should be prepared for the last second Hail Mary TD.

by riversmccown on Dec 5, 2010 2:21 PM CST reply actions  

WOO! Cedric Benson gets a TD and his crappy day turned ok.

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by Jamkel on Dec 5, 2010 2:22 PM CST reply actions  

Suh flagged for unnecessary roughness on Cutler

Cutler was scrambling, Suh shoved him to the ground with one of the hands on the back of Cutlers’ head.

Ticky-Tack at best

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by shake n bake on Dec 5, 2010 2:25 PM CST reply actions  

Mike Perara basically says it was the wrong call

but everyone stresses that it was a tough call to make live.

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Ha

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by Colts Homer on Dec 5, 2010 2:26 PM CST reply actions  

i hate that tom brady tuck rule shit.

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and a beautiful rec to you my friend.

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by Kiratomi on Dec 5, 2010 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Apropos of nothing at all

This must be one of Mario’s most dominant sacks ever.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 5, 2010 2:29 PM CST reply actions  

MCM is a fun read right about now.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 5, 2010 2:33 PM CST reply actions  

LoLler blades

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by JustAJ on Dec 5, 2010 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

As fun as BRB in November?

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Yes

Only without the wit. And proper spelling, punctuation and grammar.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 5, 2010 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

What the hell?

Jacksonville has the fewest 3-and-outs? At 9?

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by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 2:35 PM CST reply actions  

that is an impressive stat

I think it says a lot about MJD. Hand to him on the first play and he’ll get you 5-6 yards nearly every time

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by JustAJ on Dec 5, 2010 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

It does say a lot about MJD.

Still, I never would’ve put Jacksonville top-5…let alone crushing everyone in that stat.

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by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah you celebrate Will Hayes

You guys are fucking dominating this game!!!

Now you’re sure to win!

by riversmccown on Dec 5, 2010 2:38 PM CST reply actions  

If there's one thing Tennessee does best...

it’s celebrate when they’re losing a game or a fight.

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by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Some guy from MCM is complaining he has to go see a professional football game

I don’t care if its the Lions vs. Bills. I’d love to go.

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by JustAJ on Dec 5, 2010 2:39 PM CST reply actions  

Stupid Call of Duty

Only when I do well does the connection crap out…EVERY FUCKING TIME.

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by MrNFL on Dec 5, 2010 2:42 PM CST reply actions  

yeah they're needing to patch the connection problems badly

the host transfer is better than previous games, just need to fix the random disconnect and then the game is nearly flawless.

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by JustAJ on Dec 5, 2010 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

If it happened when I was doing terrible I wouldn't mind

But it’s only when I am doing well.

The match before I went 3-11. Then, at Jungle (A Map I am awful at) I had just gotten a Blackbird and it craps out.

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by MrNFL on Dec 5, 2010 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

what are your killstreaks?

and what game were you playing?

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by JustAJ on Dec 5, 2010 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

TDM, killstreaks were Spy Plane/Napalm/Blackbird

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by MrNFL on Dec 5, 2010 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah with TDM you gotta take your time

keep to the outside of the maps and move slowly. Get your killstreaks and the kills will run up. I’m not saying camp, cause that is retarded, but be conservative and you’ll have more streaks than deaths in the long run.

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by JustAJ on Dec 5, 2010 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I usually do fine, it was one bad match

But when I do well, CONNECTION INTERRUPTED EVERY TIME!

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by MrNFL on Dec 5, 2010 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

If I were at a game and my team was getting stomped

there is no expressing how pissed I would be if they played a freaking Christmas song. I don’t care if Santa himself showed up.

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lol rec'd

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by RocketsAstros on Dec 5, 2010 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

...

Stadium Announcer: And the score is (Home Team) 20 (Visiting Team) 34. The fourth quarter is coming up.

o/~ It’s the most wonderful time of the year….o/~

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR…

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

They'll be chippy.

No one wants to be last place…even if both teams are out of the race after next week’s games.

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by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I misread that.

My bad.

Oh well, I would love to see Andre KO Cortland and Antonio Smith to break Vodka in two.

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by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Also

I’d much rather be in last place if we’re not gonna make the playoffs.

Makes the schedule next year much easier, and the talent will be there for a rebound.

by riversmccown on Dec 5, 2010 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

That would mean

Buffalo and Denver as opposed to Miami and Oakland.

Heh, seeing as we play Oakland every year, we’re destined to finish 3rd.

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by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I literally LOL'd at the embarrassment that MJD just put on whoever 33 is

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by JustAJ on Dec 5, 2010 2:45 PM CST reply actions  

Mike Griffin

He’s been getting embarrassed most of the day, I’m not sure he noticed.

by riversmccown on Dec 5, 2010 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

AJ

I’d like to say that IU is in great shape with Patterson and Hartman. Both were amazing.

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by Colts Homer on Dec 5, 2010 2:46 PM CST reply actions  

that means a good deal coming from you ;-)

I’m reading about the game last night right now. I need to get up there and see a game or two throughout the year. Gonna go catch Cody Zeller sometime this year too.

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by JustAJ on Dec 5, 2010 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Patterson was great

He airballed a shot, and when the Cathedral fans were chanting “airball” the next time he touched the ball, he just pulled up and drained a 3 from way out. Every time someone from the crowd would chant something about him like “Hartman’s better” he would do something amazing. And I think Hartman hit 6 threes and had to have led Cathedral in rebounds. He’s the next Gordon Hayward.

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by Colts Homer on Dec 5, 2010 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

it sounds like Hartman would disappear at times though

which is no surprise coming from a sophomore playing varsity, but it sounds like he needs to be a little more assertive. Get in and bang around down low with his height advantage. I’m excited to have Buss coming in a few years. I think another summer of healthy AAU ball will shoot him up the scout/rival/espn recruit rankings.

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by JustAJ on Dec 5, 2010 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

The Cathedral offense would stall at times. For me, the most impressive player on the court was Brandon Smith for Cathedral. Point guard going D2 but had 27 points and was a fantastic defender. I would not be surprised if he gets offers from D1 schools.

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by Colts Homer on Dec 5, 2010 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought Brandon Smith was a mid-major type guy from what I've read

someone that University of Evansville would salivate over. Not quite the power player that big names are going to pursue but the bottom feeders would grab him up in a second.

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by JustAJ on Dec 5, 2010 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Evansville seems like a place he would end up at

Just a great defender and has a beautiful floater. I think it could make an angel cry. If I was the coach at Evansville or IUPUI or Wright State or someplace like that I would take a closer look at him.

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by Colts Homer on Dec 5, 2010 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

what did you think of Patterson's shot selection?

was he taking bad shots because he was one of the few options Broad Ripple had and forcing it or were they just bad shots?

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by JustAJ on Dec 5, 2010 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

He forced some

Like on their final possession when they were down by 1 he was clearly trying to be a superstar but couldn’t shake Smith guarding him and chucked up a horrendous shot that airballed. #41 for Broad Ripple was impressive, but besides that they weren’t great. He forced some especially when he was going up against Hartman. I think he airballed 3 shots. However those were all erased by some beautiful 3s.

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by Colts Homer on Dec 5, 2010 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm going to have to get up and catch a Cathedral game

when is their next big game?

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by JustAJ on Dec 5, 2010 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

They play Tech on Friday

@ Carmel in early January and end the season with Park Tudor and Center Grove. The Park Tutor game is at Park Tutor and should be awesome with Yogi and Hartman. February 22nd.

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by Colts Homer on Dec 5, 2010 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah it'll be a post new years game if I catch one

the Park Tudor game would be fantastic to see.

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by JustAJ on Dec 5, 2010 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm beginning to believe

That VY might actually be the best qb on the BESFs right about now.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 5, 2010 2:46 PM CST reply actions  

Even if he's on IR...

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by texanslady on Dec 6, 2010 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Lions lose

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by MrNFL on Dec 5, 2010 2:48 PM CST reply actions  

Next year...

They’ll make it in as a wild card team.

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If they draft Patrick Peterson

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by Colts Homer on Dec 5, 2010 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

They need corner help

and will be able to get the best corner.

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by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

They got ref robbed

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by RocketsAstros on Dec 5, 2010 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

GO BENGALS!

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by shake n bake on Dec 5, 2010 2:49 PM CST reply actions  

Couldn't sleep.

Tomorrow will be a long day at work.

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by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 2:50 PM CST reply actions  

Roby, Forsett

any more good returners who were briefly on the Colts?

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by shake n bake on Dec 5, 2010 2:50 PM CST reply actions  

PYATT!

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by Colts Homer on Dec 5, 2010 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Reggie Bush just bobbled a pass so bad he had to bring it between his legs to get a handle on it.

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by shake n bake on Dec 5, 2010 2:51 PM CST reply actions  

passed it back like he was playing BB

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by shake n bake on Dec 5, 2010 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Stupid Danish announcers.

The Jags have an easier schedule than us? We play the Tacks twice.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

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by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 2:53 PM CST reply actions  

Browns about to beat the Dolphins unless Dawson shanks an easy one

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by MrNFL on Dec 5, 2010 2:54 PM CST reply actions  

This.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

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by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Henne got intercepted in the last minute with the score tied

So blame Miami, not Cleveland

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by RocketsAstros on Dec 5, 2010 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Killed the Kitteh's....

Pollak is starting at RG…. We gonna lose.

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by Jamkel on Dec 5, 2010 2:56 PM CST reply actions  

We have won with Pollak.

He’s way better than Linkenbach.

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by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

They are about as crappy as each other tbh.

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by Jamkel on Dec 5, 2010 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Pollak did much better than Linkenbach.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

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by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

That wasn't how I felt, but that was just my personal opinion.

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by Jamkel on Dec 5, 2010 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Linkenbach was an abortion at RG

I’ll take anyone over him

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by Colts Homer on Dec 5, 2010 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

How quickly we forget the failure of Mike Pollak.

Not that Link was anything particularly great, just that Pollak wasn’t any better.

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by Jamkel on Dec 5, 2010 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

like a backalley one with a rusty hanger

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by shake n bake on Dec 5, 2010 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Josh McDaniels

Fired today or tomorrow?

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 5, 2010 2:58 PM CST reply actions  

NEVER!

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by Colts Homer on Dec 5, 2010 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Offensive genius only gets 6 points on KC

Lulz

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by Colts Homer on Dec 5, 2010 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope never

I enjoy watching another team be driven into misery.

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This season has been good to us in that regard

What with the BESFs and Cowboys imploding.

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18to88 chat is live

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

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by shake n bake on Dec 5, 2010 3:01 PM CST reply actions  

Good luck Colt refugees

Normally this would be me being polite, but really, fuck Southern Oklahoma up.

by riversmccown on Dec 5, 2010 3:04 PM CST reply actions  

This

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 5, 2010 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Ultimate fail by the West Patsies.

"It's the greatest job in the world until Peyton comes off the field and you think his thumb might be broken and there's three minutes left in the AFC Championship Game and you're down by three to New England and you haven't taken a snap all year. Yeah, it's a great job until that point." - Jim Sorgi.

"If I couldn't play for the Colts, I would probably stop playing football." - Peyton Manning.

by gizzardfanny on Dec 5, 2010 3:06 PM CST reply actions  

I think KC would be the Patriots West

they’re rocking half of the 2004 coaching staff and former players

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by JustAJ on Dec 5, 2010 3:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh God Cincinnati

How?

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by Colts Homer on Dec 5, 2010 3:06 PM CST reply actions  

Wow

Saints use the 4th down hard count and managed to draw the Bengals offside. Well played.

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by MrNFL on Dec 5, 2010 3:06 PM CST reply actions  

Jack Del Rio ran for 258 yards on 53 carries....

He understands what his team is successful at. If only Gary could’ve learned this lesson.

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by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 3:08 PM CST reply actions  

Screw the Bengals!

For tanking vs the Jets last year when we needed them to win.

"You don't have bad luck. Bad things happen to you because you are a dumbass" - That 70's Show. Fire Frank Bush!

by RocketsAstros on Dec 5, 2010 3:09 PM CST reply actions  

I feel like Scott could have easily returned that all the way if he went outside...

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by Colts Homer on Dec 5, 2010 3:10 PM CST reply actions  

CZ OT is up for anyone interested.

http://www.coltzilla.com/open-threads/colts-vs-cowboys-open-thread/

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by Jamkel on Dec 5, 2010 3:11 PM CST reply actions  

Saints are one of the weakest 9-3 teams

They have had no injuries, get lucky in every close game, and just end up winning. No way they do anything in the playoffs.

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by Colts Homer on Dec 5, 2010 3:12 PM CST reply actions  

They have had injuries

They had no running backs for about a month or so

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by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Reggie Bush doesn't count.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Dec 5, 2010 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

No, I meant their starter

Reggie Bush as a starter would’ve counted as a huge negative as well….so I guess that was a fortunate injury.

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by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

With facts, you can make about any correct thoughts seem logical

Shut up

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by Colts Homer on Dec 5, 2010 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Pressure on a hail mary attempt

Who would have assumed that might work?

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by RocketsAstros on Dec 5, 2010 3:14 PM CST reply actions  

Aw sweet Jeezus on a pita, Tasker interviewing MJD after the Traitors game.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 3:14 PM CST reply actions  

TD against the Colts

I am going to disregard who plays the Colts.

"You don't have bad luck. Bad things happen to you because you are a dumbass" - That 70's Show. Fire Frank Bush!

by RocketsAstros on Dec 5, 2010 3:25 PM CST reply actions  

Carolina up 7-0 already against Seattle.

Trust the Seahawks to make Carolina look like an offensive juggernaut.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 3:27 PM CST reply actions  

Rivers intercepted

Wave your arms NOW tool!

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by RocketsAstros on Dec 5, 2010 3:28 PM CST reply actions  

Hahaha!

I was just looking at the BRB FFL matchups. Good chance that Jordannn’s Rosenchoppers fall this weekend allowing the Whoopie Cushings, who are already claiming victory, moving into 6th overall. The key matchup of #2 bfd’s Feces Flingers vs. #3 babybeezy’s LBK Dogfighters is up in the air, but right now I might give the LBK Dogfighters the edge on the remaining weekend games. So, karma may be bringing the Whoopie Cushings and the Feces Flingers together anyways for the first round of the playoffs starting next week!

I dub the Ravens...... Flaccid!

by Rip Jersey on Dec 5, 2010 3:28 PM CST reply actions  

I just noticed...

I may sneak in to the last playoff spot if things stay as they are. WHOO!

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by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Stress Vector looks vulnerable, not sure who is managing that team

Definitely a possibility that your team,Team Beledat, gets in! Team Beledat started out strong and fell down the 2nd half. Could there be a second life?

I dub the Ravens...... Flaccid!

by Rip Jersey on Dec 5, 2010 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Great throw by Manning right to Alan Ball

Oh wait, that’s not what Joe Buck said. He said it was to Wayne. Because he’s a fucking waste of his father’s splooge.

by riversmccown on Dec 5, 2010 3:29 PM CST reply actions  

Aikman's freakishly large hands....

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."

by DilloTex on Dec 5, 2010 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

...which Jerruh Jones eyes lustfully.

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."

by DilloTex on Dec 5, 2010 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Suddenly, Barry White plays softly in the background...

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Joe Buck giggles...

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."

by DilloTex on Dec 5, 2010 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

He's more affected by the taste of Aikman's splooge...

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."

by DilloTex on Dec 5, 2010 3:33 PM CST up reply actions  

AFC west football is pretty awesome.

I think I’m a Raiders’ fan now. Laters.

by Nashmeister on Dec 5, 2010 3:41 PM CST reply actions  

Excuse me, may I borrow your bleach?

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by Jamkel on Dec 5, 2010 3:50 PM CST reply actions  

sure... got lots...

5 or 10 gallons?

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by DilloTex on Dec 5, 2010 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Sorry, I'm using it at the moment...

Watching the Seahawks game…bleach may not be enough.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

We're getting fucked

In other news, Steve Ballmer might buy the Hornets for Seattle

If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.

by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Hot damn! I'll take 'em!

Think they’d change the name back to Sonics?

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I think so.

First we gotta get a new stadium, or renovate KeyArena at least.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Didn't Seattle get a crapload of cash from that SOB from Oklahoma

Last year or something?

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah we got 75mil from him. I would think it takes 300mil to renovate KeyArena

Ballmer just made 2mill off selling stocks and such.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

not 2mil, 2bil.

my bad.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

It could work...

I also heard the Kings might be an option too. All I know is, if Seattle gets the Sonics back, I’ll move heaven and earth to buy tickets to the first Seattle Sonics/OKC Plunder game.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

The cycle goes on.

If I were a Seattle resident, I’d rather the Hornets disband and you guys get an expansion team. At least that’s honest.

Plus I’m a sucker for expansion drafts.

by riversmccown on Dec 5, 2010 4:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd just as soon get the Hornets.

We’d already have a major building block with Chris Paul, and we’d be quicker to rebound and make a playoff push than with an expansion team.

Besides, I’ve seen what can happen with expansion teams…I’ll take the established team.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Hornets are allowed to break their lease with NO if their attendance is below 14,000 for two straight seasons.

It was 13,500 last season, and despite a pretty good team it’s actually the same this season.

If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.

by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Their owner has some monetary problems.

If someone else doesn’t buy them, the NBA will own them after this season.

If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.

by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I just want a basketball team back.

It’s harsh, but I grew up with the Sonics, and it was probably the worst day in my life when they were moved.

If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.

by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 4:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Fair point.

I just don’t see an expansion team coming any time soon. David Stern all but said it’ll be a cold day in Hell before Seattle sees NBA basketball or sniffs an expansion team.

I just think the probability of getting a ready-made team is better than expansion.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 4:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Besides, if there was really justice in the world

Seattle would get back the Sonics from the Lone Prairie Manure Kickers after David Stern realizes that the Oklahoma shouldn’t even really be a state, let alone have a major professional sports team there.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Peitan pick 6

"You don't have bad luck. Bad things happen to you because you are a dumbass" - That 70's Show. Fire Frank Bush!

by RocketsAstros on Dec 5, 2010 3:50 PM CST reply actions  

Isn't it more like 9?

…. 9 in last three games according to ticker on screen.

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."

by DilloTex on Dec 5, 2010 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Something must be wrong, this is not the Peyton I know and fear.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 3:51 PM CST reply actions  

Keep wishing...

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."

by DilloTex on Dec 5, 2010 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Dallas Clark comes back and I think we're dicked again.

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."

by DilloTex on Dec 5, 2010 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

From your lips to Durga's ears

All 316 of them.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

He's got a sleeve on his elbow.

Never seen that before.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

The AFC south is playing shit football finally

and we are lucky enough to have Frank Bush help us take advantage of it.

by WhiskeyR on Dec 5, 2010 3:51 PM CST reply actions  

What a bunch of dicks...

I can’t believe we’re seriously going to sit home again in January and watch as the Jaguars (after sweeping us) win the division at 10-6.

It’s enough to drive a man crazy.

by Nashmeister on Dec 5, 2010 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

lol getting in the playoffs - 3 steps

1. win out
2. colts beat jags
3. colts lose one other game after today.

DONEZO

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 5, 2010 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

To clarify "win out":

1) Beat the RAVENS on Monday Night Football – just not likely
2) Beat Tennessee in their house – doable
3) Beat Denver in their house – doable
4) Beat the Jaguars – imminently doable

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."

by DilloTex on Dec 5, 2010 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

you're right, but

a) see pats game last yr for beating a good team at home
b) domino effect, beat ravens and gain momentum
c) colts hafta play raiders at OAK – huge game in 2 weeks

end of week 17:
texans: 9-7, 4-2 in division, 8-4 in conference
colts: 9-7, 4-2 in division, 7-5 in conference
jags: 9-7, 3-3 in division
tits: worse than 9-7.

YEEEEH!

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 5, 2010 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope you're right and I would LOVE to be astonished...

…but there is just something AllPro about the SUCK that has hold of this team this year. It’s not like anything I’ve ever seen before. I’m really struggling to stay mathematically supportive as long as they refuse to get rid of Frank Bush… I mean HOW MUCH WORSE CAN THAT DEFENSE GET? Seriously?

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."

by DilloTex on Dec 5, 2010 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

true, last yr

our defense was improving when we went on our run. this yr? all suck.

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 5, 2010 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow. Watching the Seahawks game but holy shit the Colts are getting their asses handed to them.

When the hell are the Jaguars going to play like the Jaguars?

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 3:53 PM CST reply actions  

The thing is, they sort of are.

They’ve beaten one team with a winning record (Indy), and even they are soon to be .500. The difference is that our placement last year landed us Baltimore and NYJ on the schedule; the Jags got Cleveland and Buffalo. Throw in a Kitna/Wade Phillips Cowboys team, and as long as you take care of business you’re looking at a winning record. They’re the Cincinnati Bengals of this year.

by Nashmeister on Dec 5, 2010 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Good comparasion.

Wait till everyone is confused next year when the Jaguars finish 6-10

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I dunno...

Do we get the NFC west next year? Could be easy pickins for them, since they can always beat up on us and Tennessee. You never know with Del Rio teams. They somehow manage to just hang around, sometimes even surpassing mediocrity.

by Nashmeister on Dec 5, 2010 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

If I'm not mistaken.

We get the NFC South. We had NFC East this year, the NFC West last year, and I remember beating the Packers in 2008 so I guess we had the NFC North that year.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, shee-at.

That’s gonna be trouble if the Bucs are really any good. On the bright side, we’ll get to see Andre burn Dunta.

by Nashmeister on Dec 5, 2010 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

You are correct

Next season it’s: ATL, CAR, @NO, @TB

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Dunta? Back in Houston?

HAHA!

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

500 yard pass game for Matt

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Dec 5, 2010 4:10 PM CST up reply actions  

EITHER Matt...

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."

by DilloTex on Dec 5, 2010 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Dec 5, 2010 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Pssssh

We’ll have Johnathan Joseph and Eric Weddle in our secondary….plus Mario will get 5 sacks thanks to the interior pressure of Amobi Okoye and 2nd round pick NT Sione Fua.

/dreaming
//dont wake me

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 4:17 PM CST up reply actions  

/lullabye music...

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."

by DilloTex on Dec 5, 2010 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

May want to dream about a better D-coordinator

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by Antho10000 on Dec 5, 2010 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

That's a given

I fully expect the entire defensive coaching staff to be let go.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

/needle being dragged across record

A new Defensive Coordinator BETTER be just be a foregone conclusion at this point.

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."

by DilloTex on Dec 5, 2010 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

It is.

However, it’ll be irrelevant unless they get some decent players this time.

We’ve done this before…

by Nashmeister on Dec 5, 2010 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Seattle getting manhandled by Carolina.

Fuck

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 4:02 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah, they're making Carolina's offense look like a damn juggernaut.

AND Hasselbeck and Mike Williams are hurt…

good night everybody, drive safely.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

This is sad

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Which is worse though?

Sad by making Carolina look good, or fuckin’ embarrassing by letting KC drop 136 points on them?

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Carolina.

Carolina is the WORST team in the league.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Eh, you're probably right.

Yaaaaay high draft pick.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

What do you think?

Jake Locker?

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah, if anybody, Andrew Luck.

I haven’t been all that impressed by Locker so far.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

He might go really high though.

I love Andrew Luck. He went to the same high school that I did.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 4:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice.

Barring a QB to groom for the future, I would say get a new RB, I’m not sold on Lynch being the solution so far.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't like drafting RBs high.

RBs always dissapoint me.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Cam Newton maybe?

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by The Night Owl on Dec 5, 2010 10:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Luck's going #1.

It’s a no-brainer.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Carolina?

With an already young QB?

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Whether Panthers or not...

He’s too good to not pass up. Schefter says it’s pretty much a lock.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Do you really think that Jimmy Clausen is the answer

in Carolina? Or Matt Moore? It’s likely to be either them or Buffalo and Buffalo I think would stick with Fitzpatrick

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Jimmy could be traded

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Dec 5, 2010 4:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmmm.

Clausen to the Seahawks? I really want Kevin Kolb on the Seahawks but the Eagles are asking for 2 first-rounders.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 4:16 PM CST up reply actions  

they're dumb

I’ll give them one 2nd rounder nothing higher

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Dec 5, 2010 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

goes to the same school that i do

love stanford. love andrew – great guy, great talent.

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 5, 2010 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

#jayratlifflust

He’s beating up that interior Colts line.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 4:02 PM CST reply actions  

"I've missed Weddings, I've missed babies being born, but I will never miss a Superbowl"

Dude, fuck that, I want to see my first kid being born.

If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.

by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 4:04 PM CST reply actions  

Fixed
I want to see my first kid all of my kids being born.

"Thank you, sir. May I have another?" ~ Characterization of my Texans fandom.

by LoneSpot on Dec 5, 2010 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Right. My bad.

Heh.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Meh... that's what cell-phone video cams are for...

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."

by DilloTex on Dec 5, 2010 4:16 PM CST up reply actions  

TD Colts

You are never out of a game with Manning as QB?

"You don't have bad luck. Bad things happen to you because you are a dumbass" - That 70's Show. Fire Frank Bush!

by RocketsAstros on Dec 5, 2010 4:08 PM CST reply actions  

Hasselbeck picked off

This guy isn’t a starting QB anymore.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 4:18 PM CST reply actions  

he should join his brother

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Dec 5, 2010 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Fixed
he should join replace his brother

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by LoneSpot on Dec 5, 2010 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

He sucks when he's healthy, and his health is infrequent.

I’ve started calling him Matt Glasselbeck lately because he’s injured every damned year!

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Ben Obamanu

As I like to call him, Ben Obama-new.

Nice catch, but he looks injured. Wow, the Seahawks have a lot of injuries this season.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 4:22 PM CST reply actions  

Now Hasselbeck limping...

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

You can't be surprised by this.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I try not to be.

It’s time to move on from Hass though. Sad, he was so good for so long.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Watching Dallas effectively run a 2 minute drill just hurts...

Why can’t the Texans figure out how to run a hurry-up effectively?

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."

by DilloTex on Dec 5, 2010 4:27 PM CST reply actions  

Ah... Buehler gets a case of Brown-itis

So much for effective 2 minute drill

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by DilloTex on Dec 5, 2010 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Hehe.

I’d like the Cowgirls to win in the sloppiest way possible. I know too many Cowboy fans.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Because that would be effective clock managment

Kubes can’t find the clock much less manage it.

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by DTango on Dec 5, 2010 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Awww, Walter Jones addressing the fans...

Class guy. Really sad he retired.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 4:30 PM CST reply actions  

Best LT in the history of the game.

I will not be talked out of this.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Bruce Matthews, Best O-Lineman ever. period

Played every position on the line

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by The Night Owl on Dec 5, 2010 10:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I would agree....

LT, Walter Jones…..wouldn’t sound dumb if you said Anthony Munoz, Orlando Pace, or Johnathan Ogden either though.

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by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey! Glasselbeck!

Where the hell was that going?!

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 4:31 PM CST reply actions  

To be fair

Golden Tate got held.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I know, it just looked like such a crap throw, was all.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I think Schaub's career is going to parallel Hasselbeck.

Hass became starter in 01. Schaub in 07. That means Schaub should make a superbowl next year, and in 2013 he will start to decline.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 4:35 PM CST up reply actions  

That's not a bad comparison

Similar QBs in a lot of ways.

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by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm starting to realize it.

Both have a lack of huge arm strength but rely on accuracy. Both, at their peaks, are the leaders of the 2nd tier QB group. Both, named Matt. Both Balding or Bald.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 4:38 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I think I'd be okay with that.

Long as the brain trust realizes when Schaub is starting to decline.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

So, the Jags beat down Tennessee AND the Manning Face? I love life

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by Jonathan Loesche on Dec 5, 2010 4:34 PM CST reply actions  

I cannot complain at any beatdown of the Titans.

/wishes Kubiak would take a lesson from Del Rio’s 53 rush gameplan in two weeks.

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by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Pitiful St. Louis...

9-6 against the Cardinals?

Banner day for the NFC West continues…

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by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 4:41 PM CST reply actions  

2 of the last 5 Superbowls have been represented by the NFC West

/only defense I have

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

There's truth there...

but this season is brutal.

/damn you Alex Smith for sucking.

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by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 4:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn, this lockout thing is getting more and more serious.

I can’t deal with no football next year

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 4:45 PM CST reply actions  

Although if you think about it.

If there’s no NFL football there’ll still be UFL football…and right now the Seattle/Carolina game is looking a lot like a UFL game.

Oh forget it, where’s the bleach?

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't deal with no (Texans) football THIS year...

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do..."

by DilloTex on Dec 5, 2010 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Seahawks only have 3 recievers healthy

Deon Butler, Golden Tate, and Brandon Stokley.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 4:59 PM CST reply actions  

Ouch

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by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Lynch TD 14-10 Panthers still on top.

This could finally be interesting.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 5:03 PM CST reply actions  

Only good for half the game?

Why does this sound familiar?

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

The similarties between the Seahawks and the Texans are ridiclous

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 5:08 PM CST up reply actions  

LOFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 5:09 PM CST reply actions  

LOFA TATUPU

PICK 6! YES! MY FAVORITE SEAHAWK!

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 5:10 PM CST reply actions  

Jesus, what's wrong with him?

11 picks in 3 games can’t be on your supporting cast

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

The last one was a bad throw

It’s like he can’t see defenders anymore.

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by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Kadeesh mal, kadeesh mal. Pared oos, pared oos.

He’s mortal now.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I know a diehard Peyton fan. Grew up in Tennesee but hated the Titans so he rooted for Peyton in college

Became a colts fan. I’ve been ragging on him A LOT this year but I might have to defend him tomorrow because our school is full of cowboy fans.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 5:14 PM CST reply actions  

ARGH!!!!

Tripped up at the 1?? How the hell did that happen?!

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 5:19 PM CST reply actions  

He started celebrating too soon.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Sigh...the fool, the damn fool.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 5:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Leon Washington PUNT RETURN TD!!!!

Wait, shit! Tackled at the one by the punter. holy shit.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 5:19 PM CST reply actions  

I'm on the left, what are my chacnes of winning this game. If I win this game I make the playoffs.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 5:25 PM CST reply actions  

Damnit.

http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/1949/fantasy.jpg

Clearer Pic.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 5:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Has Williams come back in the game?

If he has, I think you have a shot. Otherwise, it’ll be way too close to tell; at least in my opinion.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

No, he's out for the game.

Got Injured on the first drive.

and hasselbeck gets picked. Fuck.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 5:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Not liking your odds.

Rivers is gonna get his at some point. I doubt Heap will net you much. Better hope Roddy White goes off in the 4th quarter.

And jebus, you have a lot of Seahawks on your team.

by Nashmeister on Dec 5, 2010 5:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah I wanted a Seahawk/Texan only team but it was too hard to get.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Can we swap defenses with the Raiders?

Seriously. Every single position on the field.

by Nashmeister on Dec 5, 2010 5:27 PM CST reply actions  

Absolutely not.

Our first Punt block TD since 1989 when I was all of 7 months old.

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by Jamkel on Dec 5, 2010 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Geez, make me feel old why don't you?

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 5:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I think I take pride in being the youngest on this site.

I’m 15

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes it does. I'm the oldest of 4, and the kids my siblings hang out with make me feel old.

They are such immature twats its unbelievable.

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by Jamkel on Dec 5, 2010 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Clausen is starting to get hit a lot.

Don’t want him to get injured, he’s a future Seahawk.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 5:33 PM CST reply actions  

Haselbeck steps into a sack

Ah, I was wondering when that was going to happen.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 5:43 PM CST reply actions  

How are the Cowboys not capatilizing on this?

I’ve got both games splitscreen right now.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 5:49 PM CST reply actions  

Heh. Spoke too soon.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Bullshit refs..... Fucking giving the cowturds shit....

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by Jamkel on Dec 5, 2010 5:54 PM CST up reply actions  

It was the right call

Can’t get on top of another player and extend.

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by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

He jumped over the guy.

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by Jamkel on Dec 5, 2010 6:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Who the hell is Peyton throwing to?

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 5:56 PM CST reply actions  

4th pick.

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by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 6:19 PM CST reply actions  

Picked again?!

Something has to be wrong with Manning, this is just too strange for words.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 6:19 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Hey, I'm with ya there

It just seems like this kind of erratic throwing from Manning might be one of the signs of the apocalypse.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 6:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I really like Choice

Good RB

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Dec 5, 2010 6:22 PM CST reply actions  

May he DIAF

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by Jamkel on Dec 5, 2010 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

What does that mean

and the clouds opened up and God said "I Hate you Texans Fans."

by Joe25 on Dec 5, 2010 6:24 PM CST up reply actions  

"Die in a fire"

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 6:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Reply fail.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 6:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Who names their child Tashard?

"LoL
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by Salad on Dec 5, 2010 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

If the Cowpies win

I hope the rebel Colts fans don’t all jump off of tall buildings…after all, they still owe rent for the thread.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 6:23 PM CST reply actions  

Well,

let’s put some pillows at the bottom….or some bouncy castles.

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by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 6:24 PM CST up reply actions  

It's gonna be a looooooooong week in AFC South land.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 6:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome Colts lose

And the Texans are nowhere to capitalize on it

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by Antho10000 on Dec 5, 2010 6:24 PM CST reply actions  

And the Texans still aren't eliminated...

because of the division.

/sigh
/fuck you Frank Bush

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by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 6:26 PM CST reply actions  

C'mon Atlanta!

I’ve only lost one game so far in my pick’em league!

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 6:27 PM CST reply actions  

This seems like an easy week to pick.

Everyone that should have won…won.

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by Salad on Dec 5, 2010 6:28 PM CST up reply actions  

If Indy had won I'd still be perfect...sigh...

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 6:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Frank Bush was planted by BESF fans

to sabotage our season.

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by Salad on Dec 5, 2010 6:27 PM CST reply actions  

Nah, I don't think so.

Look at the fans at MCM. You honestly think they’re capable of something that clever?

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 6:30 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Very True

They are the worst.

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by Salad on Dec 5, 2010 6:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Pass the bleach, please

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by MrNFL on Dec 5, 2010 6:30 PM CST reply actions  

Wow. JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH FREEEEMAN

I love this kid.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 6:30 PM CST reply actions  

And that's the ballgame.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 6:31 PM CST reply actions  

Well, Josh Freeman

Way to kill a vibe.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 6:32 PM CST reply actions  

Bucs uniforms are hideous.

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by Salad on Dec 5, 2010 6:32 PM CST reply actions  

At least it wasn't Dunta who made the pick.

I’d have had to switch from drinking bleach to gasoline.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 6:33 PM CST reply actions  

Jesus Christ, this shouldn't be overturned.

I’m not a Falcon or Bucs fan, but if you get a casual NFL fan over and ask him if that’s a catch, even with replay, he would reply yes. It just doesn’t make sense.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 6:34 PM CST reply actions  

Wow they may reverse it

I like that they have an official for commentary. I think its the ex VP of officiating?

by WhiskeyR on Dec 5, 2010 6:34 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah he had some major position with the NFL officiating.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Ugh, "Fox Command Center"

Am I the only one who expects to see men in gray uniforms, jackboots and a map of Poland in the background when they say “let’s go to the Fox Command Center”?

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 6:34 PM CST reply actions  

Wow Stampede Blue is going nuts.

Some of them are talking about getting rid of manning. LOL

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by Salad on Dec 5, 2010 6:43 PM CST reply actions  

Honestly don't know whats going on with him.

11 picks in 3 games….. That is more than he had all year before that stretch, and today it can’t even be blamed on the offensive line or refs. It was all Manning today.

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by Jamkel on Dec 5, 2010 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

You surprised by this?

That site is filled with bandwagon fucking failures. I’m sure Brad’s smiling about this loss. I hope everyone involved with that site gets hit by a bus.

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by MrNFL on Dec 5, 2010 6:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Honestly I am. Even though SB has some ignorant fans.

Peyton Manning has held up the Colts franchise forever now. I think he deserves a little leeway.

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by Salad on Dec 5, 2010 6:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Pretty much everyone there is a "bad" Colts fan

The spoiled, entitled idiots who didn’t care before the Colts starting winning, and won’t care once they start losing.

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by MrNFL on Dec 5, 2010 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

It's funny because they can't name the QB the Colts had before Peyton.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 7:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Jim Harbaugh?

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by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 7:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

It’s a nice trivia question.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 7:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I feel the sudden urge to play the role of Nero at Stampede Blue.

But I won’t.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 6:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmmm....

Texans win 4 straight, bear with me…don’t laugh, and they’re 9-7.

The Jags need to lose to the Texans and 1 more game (They have OAK, IND, and WSH)

The Colts just need to drop 1 (TEN x2, JAX, OAK)

It’s still doable…..however unlikely it seems. The unlikely part is 4 wins in a row, but hey….Texans can get in.

And there’s even a scenario where all 4 AFC South teams finish 7-9………and Houston wins the division. That’s kinda wow.

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by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 6:56 PM CST reply actions  

/Head 'splodes

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I know...

I hate Frank Bush.

Although I would LMAO if the Texans finished 8-8 and won the AFC South. I really would.

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by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 7:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd rather not go to the playoffs via the Arizona Cardinals method.

But they got to the Super Bowl with an 8-8 record…I guess there are worse fates.

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by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

That would put us on par with the NFC West.

This is embarrassing.

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by Salad on Dec 5, 2010 7:03 PM CST up reply actions  

we hold tie breakers over the jags I believe

so, yeah, it can happen. Its what I’ve been saying all along. I expected us to lose to either baltimore or Philly when I said I thought we could still make it. Losing to philly is actually better due to tiebreakers.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 5, 2010 7:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Oakland, baby.

They’re gonna be our saviors.

Of course, we’re going 1-3 on the rest of the season… But Oakland is going to take ’em both down just to show us what could have been.

by Nashmeister on Dec 5, 2010 8:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh come on...

You know how this really ends. 3 Straight Wins….Jax and Ind both lose the needed game……hope swelling……and the Texans flop against the Jags at home. In a season of heartbreak…they end with some flare.

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by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Psh.

When have the Jags ever swept us to kill our playoff hopes?

Oh… Right.

by Nashmeister on Dec 5, 2010 8:26 PM CST up reply actions  

what i've been saying all along!

chances of us winning 4 in a row + chances colts/jags lose one more game before week 17 = roughly 50% IMO. its all about monday night – win are we’ll definitely continue the momentum. tenn/den are both terrible.

the thought of having a do-or-die game week 17 is amazing, just like last yr, cept it be a more direct fate.

still got a 1/4 of the season to go folks.

/end optimism.

KP

by stanfordkp on Dec 5, 2010 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

WE CAN DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

looks at frank bush
cuts wrist

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by Schlauton on Dec 5, 2010 10:22 PM CST up reply actions  

lol,,,,nvm

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by Schlauton on Dec 5, 2010 10:22 PM CST up reply actions  

damnit.

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by Schlauton on Dec 5, 2010 10:22 PM CST up reply actions  

How would this work?
And there’s even a scenario where all 4 AFC South teams finish 7-9………and Houston wins the division.

I guess I’m having problems with the math on this.

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by texanslady on Dec 6, 2010 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

This is totally out of nowhere, but I will be asking for my first ever jersey for Christmas

I’m thinking of going with the Alternate Battle Red jersey, but I thought I’d get the input of my fellow BRBers on the color before making the request. And of course, it’s gonna be either Arian or Andre on the jersey. I think I’d prefer Arian, but I have some severe OCD when it comes to numbers. I prefer my numbers to be even. It’s dumb, but I think Arian’s number being 23 might be a deal breaker =P

by Calvinball on Dec 5, 2010 7:07 PM CST reply actions  

Heh. I'm picky with jerseys as well.

Anyways, I’d suggest Andre first of all. I got Slaton’s jersey after his great rookie season and now I’ve taped over the “0” on the 20 with a 3 and taped over the Slaton with a Foster. Andre will be a Texan till 2016, so I suggest getting that jersey. Personally, I love the steel blue jersey. I’ve got three jerseys right now, a white Mario jersey, a blue Schaub (got for my birthday earlier this year), and a red Slaton (now a Foster).

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 7:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Go with White or Blue

In case you make it to any non-Battle Red games

And with with Andre. He kicks ass. Literally.

by WhiskeyR on Dec 5, 2010 7:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I think you've gotta go Andre at this point

While I love Arian, Andre has him licked in duration as a Texan, HOF credentials, and fucking Cortland’s face up.

by riversmccown on Dec 5, 2010 7:15 PM CST up reply actions  

It's really on you.

The general feeling is that the red one is the best, but I really really like the blue one. The white one, IMO is too bland.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I love Bob Costas, but that hat is awful

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by MrNFL on Dec 5, 2010 7:19 PM CST reply actions  

Anyone home?

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by MrNFL on Dec 5, 2010 7:33 PM CST reply actions  

Nice gamethread, good talking with you guys.

Lots of studying to do, midterms coming up real soon. ’Night everyone.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 7:37 PM CST reply actions  

LOL Rapist has a broken nose!

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by MrNFL on Dec 5, 2010 7:39 PM CST reply actions  

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving asshole!

I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! Now help me find my pants!

by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 7:44 PM CST up reply actions  

/Seahawk fans

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Whoo!

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by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Ngata.

Fuckin’ beast. Only guy in that 2006 draft who would have been a better pick than Mario.

by Nashmeister on Dec 5, 2010 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

look at the bright side!!

SB will be a ghost town in no time

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by JustAJ on Dec 5, 2010 8:10 PM CST reply actions  

I just hope these two teams beat the hell out of each other

and Baltimore wins.

Probably the best thing Houston can hope for.

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by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 8:13 PM CST reply actions  

I'd like the entire starting defense and offense get injured for one game.

yay.

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by .Bonzo on Dec 5, 2010 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Please Baltimore

Win and over look the Texans.
>.>

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by IMTHEICEMAN on Dec 5, 2010 9:01 PM CST reply actions  

Playoffs.

I think Bush’s fate is sealed unless the defense goes out and carries the team to the playoffs.

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by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 10:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Man

Troy polamalu ks fucking awesome
#strongsafetywithspeedandcoverageandtacklingskillslust

by fgp on Dec 5, 2010 10:26 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

I'm sure he is going to break himself soon

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 5, 2010 11:36 PM CST up reply actions  

No he won't

That head of hair cushions every blow to the head he receives. Besides he’s already recovered from the Madden Curse

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