I just can't. Perhaps it's because I believe the notion of Texans-Can-Still-Win-The-AFC-South is a farce, even though it's still mathematically possible. Perhaps it's simply that my loathing of the Cowboys and Bud Adams' Army of Darkness is too strong. Whatever it is, I don't have it in me.

Nevertheless, you can bet I'll be watching and suffering, no matter the outcome. Consider this your venue to opine on the other games today, seeing as how your Houston Texans are on game hiatus until December 13th. Depending on the participation, we might add another thread or two as the day rolls on.