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An Ode to the Texans Defense

Based off the song "Forget You!" by Cee Lo Green

The original song/video can be heard/seen here:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKxodgpyGec&feature=channel

I see ‘em drivin' downfield

On the team I love and I'm like,

"Screw you!"

Ooo, ooo, ooo,

I see ‘em collapsin' the pocket

And our run game stuffed, I'm like

"Screw you, and Frank Bush, too!"

If the scheme weren't glitchin', I wouldn't be bitchin'

But they play like idjits (They play like idjits)

And though there's pain in my chest,

I still wish them the best

And...aw, screw you!

 

Free safety's ancient, our tackling is sorry

But that don't mean that I don't care.

I chug my Clorox, their offense in a hurry

They're playing like Frank Bush ain't there.

You look like a fool when he gets away from you

(Lead tackler just got ragdolled)

Well

(Our defense again got mauled)

Ooooooooooh

I've got some news for you

Once the season ends, you'll be gettin' canned.

 

I see ‘em drivin' downfield

On the team I love and I'm like,

"Screw you!"

Ooo, ooo, ooo,

I see ‘em collapsin' the pocket

And our run game stuffed, I'm like

"Screw you, and Frank Bush, too!"

If the scheme weren't glitchin', I wouldn't be bitchin'

But they play like idjits (They play like idjits)

And though there's pain in my chest,

I still wish them the best

And...aw, screw you!

 

Now they know, they've been just awful

Just as bad as bad can be

Tryin' to keep up, tryin' not to suck

But they keep gettin' worse from week to week.

You look like a fool when he gets away from you

(Lead tackler just got ragdolled)

Well

(Our defense again got mauled)

Ooooooooooh

I've got some news for you

Oooh, I really hate your ass right now!

 

I see ‘em drivin' downfield

On the team I love and I'm like,

"Screw you!"

Ooo, ooo, ooo,

I see ‘em collapsin' the pocket

And our run game stuffed, I'm like

"Screw you, and Frank Bush, too!"

If the scheme weren't glitchin', I wouldn't be bitchin'

But they play like idjits (They play like idjits)

And though there's pain in my chest,

I still wish them the best

And...aw, screw you!

 

Now Frankie, Frankie, Frankie why d'you wanna wanna hurt me so bad?

(So bad, so bad, so bad)

I tried to drink them off my mind but then they come back lookin' so sad.

(So sad) Yes, they did (so sad, so sad).

Uh!  Whyyy?  Uh!  Whyyyy?  Uh! 

Whyyy do they suck?  Oh!  Why do they suuuuuuuck?!

Ohhhhhhhhh

 

I see ‘em drivin' downfield

On the team I love and I'm like,

"Screw you!"

Ooo, ooo, ooo,

I see ‘em collapsin' the pocket

And our run game stuffed, I'm like

"Screw you, and Frank Bush, too!"

If the scheme weren't glitchin', I wouldn't be bitchin'

But they play like idjits (They play like idjits)

And though there's pain in my chest,

I still wish them the best

And...aw, screw you!

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