Texans Down 'N Dirty: No One Listens To Tim
I value Tim's opinion. Evan Higgins does not. At all. Now, I've never been introduced to Mr. Higgins' writings before, nor do I hang around the bleacher report all that much. I hold no disrespect towards Mr. Higgins even if I may disagree with him on some things here and there. However, this article was too good to pass up. And by good I mean, what the f*** is he smoking?
The Houston Texans are not far away from competing with the high level franchises. They have multiple Pro Bowl players in quarterback Matt Schaub, receiver Andre Johnson, defensive end Mario Williams and linebacker Demeco Ryans.
Mr. Higgins starts out fine, throwing out some undeniable facts. After this though, things get a big ugly. Gross, even.
Though the biggest hole on this team is at running back.
Arguable. I would say there are bigger holes to be filled on the defense, particularly in the secondary and arguably even the offensive line is a greater concern than a Foster/Slaton backfield. He's still walking on the path of sanity though.
Who's the answer and running back? LaDainian Tomlinson.
Now on the path of insanity. I'll give him a fair shot at an argument though, maybe he'll make me at least consider the thought. LT does wear a pretty cool visor.
He may not produce as well as he once did, but he still has a lot of gas in the tank that needs to be unloaded with a new team.
"A lot of gas?" You're kidding, right? What evidence do you have to back this up, sir? Are we talking about the same guy, the one who's total rushing yards from last year (730) were less than Detroit Lions running back Kevin Smith, who missed the last three games of the season, played on a substantially worse offensive line, and was without his starting quarterback for three weeks in which he did play? Yes, yes we are. And no, by no means is Kevin Smith a good or even average player. He averaged just 3.4 YPC last year, but it speaks volumes of LT.
Tomlinson, the player a couple years ago, any team would give the world to have on their team. A former MVP and first player taken in every fantasy football league was every running backs role model. He was as good as it got in the NFL.
Ignoring the grammar issues, fantasy football is not a good determinant of whether a player still has anything left in the tank. Just take my word for it on this one.
But the past two seasons, Tomlinson has taken a dip in his production and stats. He's been able to rack up touchdown, but all he's pretty much been is a goal-line back.
What's this? Evidence that LT is done for good? Am I seeing Mr. Higgins fight his way back to sanity? Was the previous nonsense just sarcasm on his part to hit the point home?
Although some would argue, at only 30 years of age, Tomlinson's legendary career is not over. Remember, this is the same player that set the single-season touchdown record of 28 just three seasons ago.
Guess not. Three seasons is a long time ago, buddy. I will give you that he had a pretty solid season two years ago. Still, that's 30 games (including injuries, which forced him to sit out two) in which we haven't seen the same "legendary" LT. Instead, we've seen someone who averaged 3.8 YPC in 2008 and a measly 3.3 in 2009. Yikes.
He'd also be returning to his home town in Texas.
As if... that means anything? No, you're right. TCU being in the same state as Reliant Stadium means LT is back for good!
Houston is so close to being a playoff-caliber team. With just a few holes filled this off-season, I see them quickly making it to the playoffs, and maybe even reaching a Super Bowl sooner then we think.
You heard it from him first, folks. LT = Super Bowl. Place your bets now. Wasn't Ahman Green supposed to get us into the playoffs "sooner than we thought"? Awkward..
Look no further than Tim's post linked above to see why adding a player of LT's age would do nothing but harm to the Texans. If you need more proof, or just like pictures better than text, there's this as well. The number of 30 year old running backs empirically failing at that age is just too big to ignore.
Again, no disrespect to Mr. Higgins. It's all in good fun and anyone could go through this gem and do the same to me. I'd have no defense.
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Zzzzzzzzz......
chirp……..chirp…….chirp……..
Ha! Just kidding DreKeem. LT, just say NO!
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Love you too, Rip
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
by DreKeem on Feb 26, 2010 7:41 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
That was me waking up from hibernation
not you putting me to sleep, DreKeem! Sorry if that came across wrong….
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
And the Texans pick..
20th. Coin flip held this morning and ATL picks 19th:
http://www.houstontexans.com/blog/index.asp?post_id=964&show_comments=Y#comments
Work your mocks now…
This works
Lots of options at 20. This will be a good draft for the Texans!
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Just Don't Get It
Really…someone explain it to me. Why would the Texans even entertain signing LaDainian Tomlinson? It makes zero sense.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
The only reason I can think...
is that the Texans hate bloggers and they would be trying to induce a mass suicide.
I always assumed "You're The Reason God Made Oklahoma" would be some sort of country music diss track. Live and learn, I guess.
They don't seem to like to credential online media
so maybe.
Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
He averages 3.4 yards per carry
If every carry we give him was inside the 2 yard line, he’d be a major improvement over Chris Brown
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Feb 26, 2010 12:27 PM CST up reply actions
Thats...
Thats not how it works bro.
Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
Even over 30, LT can't be worse than Chris Brown. Ron Dayne right now is still better than CB
Anything would be better than Chris Brown. If LT can be that TD Hawk, why not take a chance on him?
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Feb 26, 2010 12:35 PM CST up reply actions
His 3.4 YPC still will not have much to do with his goal line abilities, but OK. Here is why: We have Slaton and Foster who deserve a shot next year. LT would make 3 RBs. Then if we take someone in the draft that would be 4. What the hell are we going to do with 4 RBs?
Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
Let the havenots or haveeverythings scramble for him
Who would want him?
- A team that needs one more guy to fill out a roster who will help propel them to the Super Bowl, maybe? That is not the Texans.
- A team that needs a marquee-name player to fill seats and misses on getting Tim Tebow in the draft? Not the Texans.
- A team that has a desperate team owner and has a Matt Millenesque GM who would do something stupid like that? Not the Texans.
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Because
It’s 2006. Obviously. The last three years never happened.
typical media.
1. Find out where player grew up
2. Claim the nearest team within 200 miles is going to sign him
3. ???
4. Profit!
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
by DaGoaT on Feb 26, 2010 9:29 AM CST reply actions 4 recs
Rec'd!
Old school South Park reference! Fuck yeah!
1. Sign a worn-out 30+ yr old running back.
2. Let him run behind one of the league’s worst run blocking lines
3. ????
4. Profit1
LT
Is from Waco. He went to University Parks High. I subbed there sometimes when I was in law school, and he’s kind of a legend. He is in no way from Houston, or even the same region in Texas. It would be like me saying I’m moving home and then moving to San Antonio. Why can’t I be a sportswriter? I can make up things like this too. I’ll even use google to fact check.
Well, I disagree with the Lions having a worse line
San Diego was at the bottom of a lot of rushing stats.
Guy had 12 TDs and 700+ yards of rushing last season. He can throw, he can block, and he once had a fumble problem that he has corrected.
No one is asking him to be a star. Someone has to take over Chris Brown’s 79 carries (and 1 pass attempt). It’s not the worst roster move the Texans could make….at the right price (and with a contract that won’t kill us), it would be worth considering.
if we didnt have to pay him like 10 times what we did Brown I probably wouldnt be opposed to it, but I seriously think the guy is going to make bank.
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
That's why I wouldn't...
but if he’s serious about winning and doing whatever it takes…then he’ll take a pay cut and supporting role.
Insanity
I almost commented on that article, but I didnt want to be harsh to a fellow Texan fan. This dude is sipping on some Tom Cruise juice. Sadly there are a lot of fans that read bleacher report and agree with this guy.
Not only did Evan’s article jump the ship, but the people that commented on Daniel Krem’s mock draft. What the FFFFF!!! Three people want us to draft Golden Tate with our first round pick. This has to be some kind of conspiracy. Why the hell do people want us to draft a receiver in the first, WR and LB are our strongest positions.
This guy clearly knows what he's talking about.
He does write for the Bleacher Report.
Right Vega?
by Jordann on Feb 26, 2010 10:05 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
Sorry Vega
that’s just funny
"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair
your not going to like this
but if he signed for only a year for close to the minimum, i would bring him in.
you could have slaton, foster, moats, johnson, LT, and new rookie RB ??? all in camp?
he might not make it out of camp, but shit why not IF HE WILL COME ON THE CHEAP
"Its like a silk bag filled with puppy ears"
Minimum?
Please explain why LT would even consider playing for the minimum. Remember who we are talking about here. LT. He obviously loves playing, hence all the tears, but I don’t see him subjecting himself to the punishment of the NFL for the minimum. He doesn’t love the game THAT much. But, humor me with your thoughts, please.
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Hold up RIP
I agree with you 100%
I was just saying IF he would. I think he wants 3 years 15 mill. Ain’t happening
or maybe one year for 2 mill if I were the texans
by AllenOU on Feb 26, 2010 11:39 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I would rather have Moats over LT.
Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
Who would pick up Moats?
Miss-placed Houstonian living and going to school in the wilderness of Wyoming. Fresno St. 28 - Wyoming 35 (2 OT)!!! Hands down best game I have ever been to.
Someone would want a back
The way I see it. Our offensive problem is this: We can’t score touchdowns in the red zone. We struggle.
What does LT do? 12 touchdowns last year. Like that can’t help this team? Make it incentive heavy on TD and let him go.
Dallas PD
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
by Shake on Feb 26, 2010 9:43 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Well played, sir.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
by tehGrindCrusher on Feb 27, 2010 5:05 AM CST up reply actions
Intriguing
I am interested to see what the kid from Oregon can do. Johnson I believe. If we did sign LT to a one year deal, I think Moats is gone.
I'm curious to see Johnson as well
He was great in college. And should have fresh legs.
He had a shoulder injury?
Anyone confirm this?
by AllenOU on Feb 26, 2010 11:42 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I think so
I believe reading somewhere that he had shoulder surgery, because he could dislocate and relocate his shoulder anytime he wanted. a la Martin Riggs
If he can rehab well, that is another guy worth looking at...
The Texans do have some options. i remember seeing McNair’s quote, “…we need more running backs.” They have some already, but what’s wrong with getting more? Nothing, I guess….hahaha! But, even though some continue to speculate on this blog, LT is 99% certain not to be one of those RBs.
BTW, I think we could use 1 or 2 more feature posts about LT….
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
What's wrong with more RBs?
They take up roster spots that belong to all the new TEs we are about to draft!
Miss-placed Houstonian living and going to school in the wilderness of Wyoming. Fresno St. 28 - Wyoming 35 (2 OT)!!! Hands down best game I have ever been to.
Yeah, but I think they did surgery right after they IR'd him.
He should be good to go, and I’m very interested in seeing what he can do, also.
Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.
I want to see Johnson get some carries this year too
…but only because I want to scream “skin that one pilgrim” every time he touches the ball.
"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair
As long as we are being totally unrealistic
Maybe the Vikings will cut Adrian Peterson and we can sign him.
LT wants to be a feature back anyway, he’d never sign for the league minimum and he’d never agree to just be a goal line back or a guy who has to compete for his job.
Dang it! You said "maybe", didn't you....
I guess I can’t disagree with you. That would be awesome!
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
If you can get LT on the cheap, get him
You can always bring in Jeremiah Johnson to help Slaton & Foster to carry the majority of the load & have LT just be the TD Hawk.
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
Great.
Like we need another apocalyptic nutcase on our team.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
by tehGrindCrusher on Feb 26, 2010 1:02 PM CST up reply actions
To quote KSK
Bleacher Report is where idiocy goes to wave its warped genitalia in the face of logic.
If the texans get peterson
I’ll give up sex for a whole year
except obviously with pandas and rocket power dancers
by AllenOU on Feb 26, 2010 1:05 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I guess pandas, it is then....
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Pandas love sugar cane.
Love it!
Take ’em to the candy shop. Let ’em lick the lollypop.
Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.
No LT
LT would be a terrible choice for our system, we need runningback that could fit in a system that is very similar to the shanahan/kubiak broncos. and there is an answer to that problem and it is Portis. Though he isonly a couple years younger than LT, he was a great runningback following Trrell Davis and he is a free agent. hell theres really no ral good choice old or young tat would make a better fit.
seriously, die in a fire.
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
by DaGoaT on Feb 27, 2010 7:40 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
You are trolling me aren't you?
Portis is a) A douchebag b) A bad teammate c) An idiot d) Over the hill e) Injured half the games each year.
Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
by nolander on Feb 27, 2010 3:20 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
from your profile
DIEHARD TEXAN fan, but frustrated with office not making good choices but i love my TEXANS (Mcnair spend some money, PLEASE)
Aren’t we in the top 5 payroll wise in the league?
Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
He would be a great goal line back.
Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
by nolander on Feb 27, 2010 7:34 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs

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