I'm blatantly stealing this from our SBNation sister site Podium Cafe.  If you're ever curious about pro cycling, be sure to check it out - it's run and frequented by a community that is as passionate about cycling as we are about the Texans, and they give us a run for our money in witty banter and self-deprecating humor as well.  In any event, one of the regular contributors over there put up this exact question and I thought it was a good idea to try out over here.

So have at it, BRBers.  What is best in life?