How Dunta Robinson Got His Groove Back
by Tim on Mar 11, 2010 3:00 PM CST
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PrintYesterday, I received an e-mail from the Zucker Media Group pointing me to several excerpts from an interview Dunta Robinson recently did on Atlanta sports talk radio. I clicked on the link, read the excerpts, and had a reaction. I then asked several of my cohorts here at BRB whether I should post the link, explaining that part of me wanted to share it, while a bigger part of me didn't want to give Dunta any more attention.
The majority seemed to think I should share the link. For the record, Kerns made an excellent point: We should focus on the Houston Texans, an organization of which Dunta Robinson is no longer a part, and thus giving Dunta additional press was unnecessary. Truth be told, I think Kerns is right.
And yet...here I am providing the link. Sometimes, I really hate how petty I can be.
Oh, and Dunta? IT WAS YOUR DECISION TO MISS OTAs AND TRAINING CAMP. NICE TO SEE THAT YOU BELIEVE THOSE "IMPORTANT THINGS" WERE THE REASON YOU "STARTED OUT KIND OF SLOW" AND DIDN'T GET YOUR "GROOVE" BACK UNTIL THE MIDDLE OF THE SEASON.
I really need to let this go. It's not healthy.
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When I first read the title
My initial reaction was “This is going to be an awesome tale by tGC, that somehow involved Rhonda helping to Dunta to find his groove again”.
But alas, I was wrong. It’s just a true story about a selfish (but rich) asshole.
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
Great minds think alike.
So did I. I was on lunch and got a RT from Kerns that there’s a new post on BRB with this title.
I'll try to sum up everyone's opinions in a brief, but eloquent statement.
(clears throat)
Fuck Dunta.
by TexansDC on Mar 11, 2010 3:44 PM CST reply actions 9 recs
I had moved of the Fuck Dunta bandwagon
but honestly? FUCK DUNTA.
Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
It's a lot more fun if you read the "wined and dined by Arthur Blank" segment
As sexual innuendo
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Mar 11, 2010 3:51 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
Pfft.
Fuck Dunta.
While im on the subject, Fuck David Carr too.
by Jordann on Mar 11, 2010 4:05 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
This one is the reason for Carr, Dunta, and them all....
Fuck Charlie Casserly.
by TexansDC on Mar 11, 2010 4:13 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
For that matter
Fuck Travis Johnson.
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
That would be David Carr’s twitter account picture. Trey Wingo linked it this morning and I can’t help but love it no matter how dirty I feel.
Sadly I’d be more than willing to have Carr back if he promised to play in this helmet and carry around a sledgehammer…..
My favorite Carr tweet:
No waves for me, only Championships, I can surf when I’m done playing, its time to narrow the focus http://myloc.me/4HeJy
The locate? Cabo. I think that says everything anyone will ever need to know about David Carr.
This is crying out for the David Carr-Darcy Maeda counterpunch.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Mar 11, 2010 8:16 PM CST up reply actions
Ask, and ye shall receive
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
by Shake on Mar 11, 2010 11:16 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
I wonder
If david carr subs himself for Eli Manning and then boosts up his stats playing Madden… (in background)
JJ's latest tweet
Get dat stuff u wuz talkin bout swallowing…lol I’m playin…u know u my homie
Speechless.
/thread hijack
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
by bigfatdrunk on Mar 11, 2010 4:19 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
JJ is the oracle of our times
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Mar 11, 2010 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
Move over Thoreau. Step aside Whitman.
JJ IN DA HOUSE!
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Mar 11, 2010 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
he's like the Mark Twain of tweetin'
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
i think twitter is kind of retarded
….but I signed up just for jacoby. Beladat
"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair
by papabear on Mar 11, 2010 5:15 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I was already signed up
but I find myself actually checking Twitter solely for Jakespeare Jones.
texanphil is smart and I’m a retard.
" If CB is a big hole, Dunta was the shovel."
- Rivers McCown
by MDC on Mar 11, 2010 6:07 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
NOMINATION!
Jakespeare Jones.
Glossary. Now.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
Second.
That’s a stroke of genius, sir.
by DisplacedTexan on Mar 12, 2010 8:20 AM CST up reply actions
SOB
I can’t stand this assclown. I wish we played Atlanta this coming year. Dre would torch him all day.
Fuck Dunta
by Jahon on Mar 11, 2010 4:34 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
We aren't that lucky
This will be my last mention of said fuckface
fuck dunta!!
Hope he gets all that 57 mil just to spite blank and these retards that run the falcons. Should have kept vick. But thanks for schaub
by AllenOU on Mar 11, 2010 4:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
This is all just a huge build up
for the eventual huge downfall
Fuck Dunta might feel a little harsh for what karma has in store for him
just further proof that he had zero intention of staying with the Texans no matter what they offered him. All that bullshit last year about how he wanted to retire a Texan was all smoke and mirrors. If I may badly plagiarize a famous poet:
you motherfucker are gonna pay. You are the one who is the ball-licker. We’re gonna fuck your mother while you watch and cry like a little bitch. Once we get to Atlanta and find that Cunta fuck, we’re gonna make him eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat his shit which is made up of our shit that we made ’em eat. Then all you motherfucks are next.
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
by DaGoaT on Mar 11, 2010 4:44 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
I had it translated to Jacobi Jones
U muthafuka gonna pay. u r tha 1 thais a ballicka . Wez gonna fuk ya motha and youzgota watch an cry lika bitch. we getz ta Lanta and fine tha Cunta fuk, wez gonna make ’im eet R shit, then shit out r shit, then eet his shit whish maid of r shit we maid ’em eat. Then youz mothafukas b nex.
by Taco Joe on Mar 11, 2010 5:00 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
GREEN'D.
BEAUTIFUL. how long did it take for you to get a degree in jakespeare jones?
by typhoon.infamous on Mar 11, 2010 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
As far as posting the link or not goes..
I think it is relevant. I like for BRB to be a springboard for everything else I read about the Texans.
Also, what a dick Dunta is.
I think this post should be removed now
It isn’t healthy and we need to move on
but the David carr pic needs to be on a tshirt and soon!!
by AllenOU on Mar 11, 2010 10:49 PM CST via mobile reply actions
That must
be carr back in the day when he was a sweet throwin gunslingin prospect with a big arm and good instincts…. Bwaahah
by leacheatsbabies on Mar 12, 2010 2:18 AM CST via mobile reply actions
This thread
Has real potential.
Maybe someone can dig up that picture of David Carr posing with a black woman while wearing a shirt that says, “Strictly for my Ninjas.”
Anyone remember that one?
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
by tehGrindCrusher on Mar 12, 2010 4:31 AM CST via mobile reply actions
Haven't found that one yet...
But, for your viewing pleasure, please allow me to introduce your prom king:
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
by Shake on Mar 12, 2010 7:27 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
dayum.
he really loved the HELL out of that shirt eh?
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon.....Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid!!
http://www.twitter.com/doobieman21
by chrisd21 on Mar 12, 2010 7:45 AM CST via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
Who wouldn't?
Especially since his dad told him that it was the best shirt ever, and he should wear it as often as possible. Or it was Jesus. But someone definitely told him that.
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
Stupid school made me wear that crown.
But what I really wanted to do was show off my beautiful locks!
I hate Carr
but that makes me feel sorry for him.
Strictly, yo.
texanphil is smart and I’m a retard.
" If CB is a big hole, Dunta was the shovel."
- Rivers McCown
by MDC on Mar 12, 2010 8:42 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs
The same, but different
texanphil is smart and I’m a retard.
" If CB is a big hole, Dunta was the shovel."
- Rivers McCown
by MDC on Mar 12, 2010 8:47 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
I would pay that woman
At least twenty dollars to punch him in the nuts.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
by tehGrindCrusher on Mar 12, 2010 10:51 AM CST up reply actions
San Francisco
looks like a coming out party for the pretty boy… family first, except for when he is snowballing the bum on Fisherman’s Warf.
by wasteph on Mar 12, 2010 9:22 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
This shirt makes me crack up for so many reasons.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
by tehGrindCrusher on Mar 12, 2010 10:51 AM CST up reply actions
Which is funnier:
the unintentional racism, the undersized nature of the shirt, or the fact that he apparently went out in public wearing that shirt?
texanphil is smart and I’m a retard.
" If CB is a big hole, Dunta was the shovel."
- Rivers McCown
All of the above
Plus, her not noticing and still wanting a picture
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
MATCHING HAT AND SHIRT FTW!
texanphil is smart and I’m a retard.
" If CB is a big hole, Dunta was the shovel."
- Rivers McCown
by MDC on Mar 12, 2010 8:43 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
The only way this gets any better
Is if you can find him in his popped collar phase… what a douche bag!
Fuck Dunta
If he thought it was hard not getting robbed in Houston… wait to you get to Hotlanta you damn fool!
Might as well have signed in Compton.
Hate to rec'd a post about Dunta
But these pictures are epic.
This is now a David Carr picture thread.
by Jordann on Mar 12, 2010 9:32 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
Someone call the cops....
Someone has kidnapped Jacoby and tweeted in his place
Houston….we have problem…i cant find my space jam jordans
this is
The most incredible thread I’ve seen ina minute.
It's damn hard work
Being jerks. :-)
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
Just because I haven't said it today
and I think ya’ll have forgotten the reason for the season:
Fuck Dunta!
/as you were
"380 pounds of pure pirogi" ~ Cush
lol
my dunta thoughts can be summed up here —> http://bit.ly/a7ef1P
and here is jacoby’s latest tweet:
Wut it do fat boy
Michael Scott: Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family.
http://www.twitter.com/doobieman21
funniest part about that tweet is that it wasn’t directed at anyone in particular. so i guess everyone is “fat boy” or whomever responds back to the tweet? i dunno. either way, im following now!
Michael Scott: Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family.
http://www.twitter.com/doobieman21
Fat Boy = Slaton
First, I don’t think ‘Coby has figured out how to respond or address somebody, so he’s constantly giving random shout outs and responses that make no sense out of context. Which is awesome.
Second, in a previous tweet he called Slaton Fat Boy, so I think he’s Fat Boy in general. Whih is even better. Another glossary term SS=Fat Boy?
So true
Jordann tweeted, offering to give a brother a helping hand. No response. Or maybe that was the response. Nobody really knows.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
Big boned my ass...
DEMS IS FAT BONES!!
by Battle Dread on Mar 22, 2010 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
HA!
Thanks for chiming in, BC. For the record, I’m fat, not big boned.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
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I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Try this link instead
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
by Rip Jersey on Mar 13, 2010 6:38 AM CST reply actions 5 recs
Goo'd
Well done. I like the cross-armed “What it do fat boy.”
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
by tehGrindCrusher on Mar 13, 2010 11:39 AM CST up reply actions
FWIW
I plan on doing regular installments of both BRBTV and the How I Spent My Offseason series, although I’m going to try to do a more purely football-related post next.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
by tehGrindCrusher on Mar 13, 2010 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
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