Goodbye, Grossman
Adam Schefter reporting that the Sex Cannon, Rex Grossman, has signed with the Washington Redskins, reuniting him with Kyle Shanahan. File this under least surprising things ever.
Rex, you'll always have the second half against 3rd and 4th string Tampa Bay Buccaneers on the Texans portion of your resume. This proved, with an emphasis, that there's nothing more important in proving your worth than besting a bunch of scrubs who were cut the next day.
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bigfatdrunk
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From Sex Cannon to Sex Pistol?
Since we didn’t offer any Extenze to the “Cannon” and he he petered out with the Texans, remember, we have a Derringer with a Booty!
Please, allow me to say goodbye to the Sex Cannon, appropriately....

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
by Rip Jersey on Mar 17, 2010 9:52 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs
+1
Rockets>>>>>>Jazz
Texans>>>>>>>Titans
Super Mario>>>>>>>Vince Young
by Rockets 4 Life on Mar 17, 2010 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm SHOCKED just SHOCKED
that buttsex is so popular on BRB. Oh wait…
Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
by nolander on Mar 18, 2010 1:03 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
this is fantastic news
We are now down two free agents and gained only one. I can almost taste that good compensation pick. We just need Pitts and Brown to sign somewhere for good measure.
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
Pitts leaving makes me go :(
Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
So the rumor is
Texans on hard knocks….
This should require a seperate post
also Haden improved his forty pretty well. Haven’t seen a time on him yey though
peace out sexy rexy
by AllenOU on Mar 17, 2010 11:53 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
I agree
http://www.battleredblog.com/2010/3/16/1376715/bob-mcnair-wants-texans-on-hard
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
I have an opinion on that, which I will FanPost
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
That first half against Jacksonville was pretty good, if I remember correctly
by Jonathan Loesche on Mar 17, 2010 3:07 PM CDT reply actions
yep
Rex threw a pick just thinking about it.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
Behold
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/f-k-it-im-throwing-it-downfield.html
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
by bigfatdrunk on Mar 17, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hello again old friend
per schefter twitter:
Titans will sign free-agent DE Jason Babin to one-year, $1 million offer sheet that Eagles will have one week to match.




















