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Around SBN: MLB Trade Rumors: Phillies, Astros close on Roy Oswalt deal

Adam Schefter reporting that the Sex Cannon, Rex Grossman, has signed with the Washington Redskins, reuniting him with Kyle Shanahan. File this under least surprising things ever.

Rex, you'll always have the second half against 3rd and 4th string Tampa Bay Buccaneers on the Texans portion of your resume. This proved, with an emphasis, that there's nothing more important in proving your worth than besting a bunch of scrubs who were cut the next day.

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From Sex Cannon to Sex Pistol?

Since we didn’t offer any Extenze to the “Cannon” and he he petered out with the Texans, remember, we have a Derringer with a Booty!

by Xetuoh on Mar 17, 2010 9:19 AM CDT reply actions  

+1

Rockets>>>>>>Jazz
Texans>>>>>>>Titans
Super Mario>>>>>>>Vince Young

by Rockets 4 Life on Mar 17, 2010 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm SHOCKED just SHOCKED

that buttsex is so popular on BRB. Oh wait…

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Mar 18, 2010 1:03 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

this is fantastic news

We are now down two free agents and gained only one. I can almost taste that good compensation pick. We just need Pitts and Brown to sign somewhere for good measure.

Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed

by DaGoaT on Mar 17, 2010 10:46 AM CDT reply actions  

Pitts leaving makes me go :(

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Mar 17, 2010 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

So the rumor is

Texans on hard knocks….

This should require a seperate post

also Haden improved his forty pretty well. Haven’t seen a time on him yey though

peace out sexy rexy

by AllenOU on Mar 17, 2010 11:53 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

4.4

and some even had him at 4.3 (google)

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Mar 17, 2010 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have an opinion on that, which I will FanPost

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Mar 17, 2010 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

dammit

I guess I can retire my Sex Cannon t-shirt for the second time.

by grungedave on Mar 17, 2010 1:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Behold

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/f-k-it-im-throwing-it-downfield.html

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Mar 17, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

OH MY GOD

That was the best thing I have read in years, my friend. I understand now. I guess I should be paying more attention to KSK.

by Troy J. on Mar 17, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hello again old friend

per schefter twitter:
Titans will sign free-agent DE Jason Babin to one-year, $1 million offer sheet that Eagles will have one week to match.

by Draco on Mar 17, 2010 10:46 PM CDT reply actions  

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