Wut It Do Fat Boy: A Found Poem
by riversmccown on Mar 23, 2010 2:00 PM CDT
in News
Email
PrintWut it do fat boy
Dis some real crawfish I got
Salad
Dat aint real crswfish
Crawfish do sound good
Yo booty big...yeeeaaahh!!!!
fat boy
yup dont know y
bout to go in on some crawfish
yeeeaaagh
wut it do mama
the blacks knight has hit da street
beledat
Wanna a cookie
I'm goin getsome
yes u can just open ur mouth...and u can still humm
If u gone train then train woman
u twit one mo thing ima dive on ya
j.jones is up...yeeeaaahhh
Somthin is wtong wit yo twitter
I been watchin but when u c them wit the naked I it different
Dat aint real crswfish
Dat not good eattin...not healthy...
Naw da babies...
lol
my dog take care of his kids
Sunday my chill day
im n da strip club....bored
just came here for the blacken catifish
wuz it r wuz it not good?
Lol
u know wut
Crawfish do sound good
73 comments
|
6 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
ms Parker
Ms Parker…when u gone let f#$%….ms parker
Ms Parker….I think everbody got a miss parker
My last weekend n da n.o. . So ima alllllll daaaaa waaayyy tttuuurrrnnneeedd uuuppp!!!
"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair
We are all now dumber for having read that...
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul food.
Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.
by beefy on Mar 23, 2010 3:03 PM CDT reply actions 10 recs
Rec'd
Billy Madison references are always appreciated.
by DisplacedTexan on Mar 23, 2010 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I know Ill get ripped for this
But I really can’t stand that movie. Happy Gilmore is the only Sandler movie that I really dig.
However, awesome turn of phrase and consider yourself rec’ed when I get home.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Mar 23, 2010 3:41 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 3 recs
Ain't no bone in crawfish
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Mar 23, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
He was awesome in Funny People!
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Did you like that movie?
I really don’t know anyone who likes that movie besides me and I have to know I am not alone in liking it.
You're not alone.
I actually liked it a lot. A lot of people are bitching about the length of the movie but if it takes that long to develop the characters then so be it.
Yes, I liked it a lot
It was poignant for me…
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
I'm also a fan of
Seth Rogen’s dry humor delivery. The guy cracks me up, big-time!
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
What about
Zack and Miri make a Porno, Pineapple Express, Superbad….
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Zack and Miri great movie
maybe that is because K Smith is the man. Pineapple express wasn’t funny, and Superbad supersucked because 95% of the funny parts of the movie were in the trailer. A lot of the comedies coming out lately do that shit then the rest is just subpar humor. now Knocked up was hilarious..
by Taco Joe on Mar 24, 2010 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
K Smith is The Man.
+1
Pineapple Express isn’t funny unless your in a different state of mind.
I don’t understand the hate for Superbad. I enjoy watching it over and over again. I guess it depends on the person really.
I watched Pineapple Express totally sober and so did most of my friends
Still thought it was hilarious. You just have to accept its weirdness.
Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
Watched it inebriated the first time
Not as funny as when you’re sober.
That’s why my opinion is a little skewed.
It’s still has its moments when you’re sober though.
Kevin Smith WAS the man
But sometime around Dogma or Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back he jumped the shark.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
by tehGrindCrusher on Mar 24, 2010 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Dogma was good
But the rest just haven’t held up. He still gave me Mallrats, and for that I’m forever thankful.
by DisplacedTexan on Mar 24, 2010 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
"Listen,
not a year goes by, not a year, that I don’t hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent – I don’t care which one – but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator. "
by Jordann on Mar 24, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Mallrats
Is in my opinion his best movie by far. So full of good quotes.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
by tehGrindCrusher on Mar 24, 2010 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I liked Dogma
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, not too much. It was “too hollywood” compared to his previous movies.
I really enjoyed Chasing Amy though.
/hands half of his mancard
You just liked that scene at the end
When Ben Affleck kisses Jason Lee.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
by tehGrindCrusher on Mar 24, 2010 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I enjoyed Chasing Amy until...
… the ending. I think that ending was so f*ing awful, and it ruined the entire movie for me.
by DisplacedTexan on Mar 24, 2010 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions
And by 'ruined'
You mean ‘gave you a raging erection.’
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
by tehGrindCrusher on Mar 25, 2010 5:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Hahahahaha!!!
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Ruined my pants
Is what I was trying to say.
by DisplacedTexan on Mar 25, 2010 9:08 AM CDT up reply actions
True re: Kevin Smith
But he certainly got his mojo back in time to make Clerks 2.
“I’m sorry Jesus!”
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
To be fair
Clerks 2 is pretty good. But how on earth did Dante get down with Rosario Dawson?
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
by tehGrindCrusher on Mar 24, 2010 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Because it was in the script
and she has daddy issues
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
Have you seen Vulgar?
It’s a Kevin Smith movie staring Brian O’Halloran (Dante) and it was the worst movie I have ever seen. I love most of Smith’s movies, so when I saw his name on the box at the movie store I didn’t even bother to read the back of the cover. That was a huge mistake.
"If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm." Vince Lombardi
He was in Fan Boys and that was good.
"If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm." Vince Lombardi
Smith only put up the money for that one
He didn’t write or direct it….just helped produce it for a friend.
"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair
so sad to say, but...
I loved Kevin Smith for a while…
Clerks is still my favorite movie.
Mallrats and Chasing Amy are outstanding
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back was hilarious.
But Jersey Girl sucked balls.
Clerks II emasculated Randal and nearly ruined the original fo me (though the LOTR v. Star Wars scene was fantastic). Plus Dante would never ever shit or get off the pot. Decisions not his thing. Making him “mature” isn’t funny…
Zach & Miri was an attempt to extend the scene in the 40 YOV, and it failed. I wanted to laugh. So much. But I didn’t.
… and I can only imagine how lame Cop Out is.
Makes me sad. Kevin Smith got old and lost the touch. Then again, it’s hard to be edgy when you have that kind of money and famous friends to fall back on.
Zak and miri had it’s moments but it’s not on the same level as clerks or mallrats. I thought clerks 2 was great. A little bit cheesy with the happy ending, but the donkey show alone makes it great. I thought Dogma was brilliant, if not as funny as the others. jay and silent bob was dissapointing.
“My love for you is like a truck
Would you like to make some fuck”
"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair
by papabear on Mar 24, 2010 9:11 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Berserker!!!
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
by tehGrindCrusher on Mar 25, 2010 5:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
is a better movie when you understand that K Smith was making fun of the fact that his movies have become more than a cult classic… even with that it is still my least favorite of his movies I have seen… Jersey Girl i have not seen, but Everything from Clerks to Dogma I love… plus in Dogma one of the women of my sexiest top 20 is a stripper/muse. I love Clerks 2 the one liners i have from that movie are friggin hilarious. Oh we dont have sex because of her pussy troll, Pillowpants. after watching that movie though my gf started using that as an excuse… And it is inter-species erotica!!!!
oh and mallrats gave me
having sex in an uncomfortable place and I’m not talking about the back of a Volkswagen… which by the way being an owner of a 2002 golf TDI isn’t as uncomfortable as you think..
Anyone Who Has Not Had The Pleasure Of Reading Jacoby Jones' Twitter Feed
Is going to think Rivers is clinically insane.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Mar 23, 2010 4:00 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Why can't it be both?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Mar 23, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
We'll have to test you to find out....
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
hmmm
I think KSK is going to be pissed that you are stealing their PacMan Jones material from them……
and anyone who knocks Billy Madison is insane.
KSK did something like this?
Crap, here I was thinking I was being original.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Mar 23, 2010 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I think the similarity
Is primarily in Pacman and Jacoby’s enthusiastic embrace of the phrase “beledat.” That and their passion for strip clubs. Go to KSK and look at the Wade and Jerry posts.
Is it weird that my favorite part is line 3?
Salad
by BigTexBD on Mar 24, 2010 10:14 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Becase Salad spelled backwards is
Dalas? Spelled differently but it sounds the same as Dallas. A undercover cowgirls fan disguised as a Texans fan?
/insert suspense riff here
//Glenn Beck’s logic
by Jordann on Mar 24, 2010 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Suspense
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
by bigfatdrunk on Mar 24, 2010 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Is this the cool new thing to do?
Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
by nolander on Mar 24, 2010 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
AHHHHH!
GIANT DRAMATIC CHIPMUNK!
RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES!
by DisplacedTexan on Mar 24, 2010 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I am officially in love
With the giant dramatic chipmunk.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
by tehGrindCrusher on Mar 25, 2010 5:38 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
For LOST fans
Dramatic Locke:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcLUSG9jkaQ
Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
totally unrelated
but good times fo sho
http://www.houstontexans.com/tv/index.asp?mm_file_id=3824
"Its like a silk bag filled with puppy ears"
Rec'd
Post more often.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
by tehGrindCrusher on Mar 25, 2010 5:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Green'd
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
If you call me Chris to my face one more time
We’re gonna need to take a station break.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Mar 25, 2010 7:57 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm sorry....
was that supposed to be an impression? Eggggggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Check that
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HNgqQVHI_8
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Mar 30, 2010 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Comments For This Post Are Closed
Secondary Sidebar
User Tools
Related FanPosts on Battle Red Blog
FanPosts
Community blog posts and discussion.
