BRB Television
by tehGrindCrusher on Mar 3, 2010 11:51 AM CST
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Since our little foray into radio was so successful, we decided to turn our attention to other forms of media as well. Ladies* and gentlemen, I bring you, BRBTV! Sure, the actors suck and the script is weak, but does any other NFL blog have its own television show? I think not!
So, without further ado, on to the show.
*Do we have any lady members here?
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That was horrible in all sorts of amazing new ways
Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
I'm speechless.
Someone call the Academy, we’ve got a late nominee for…
… what the hell was that?
I believe those are called the Razzies
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Mar 3, 2010 12:28 PM CST up reply actions
It's still better than Avatar
YEAH I WENT THERE!
Fuck James Cameron.
by DisplacedTexan on Mar 3, 2010 12:30 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
displacedtexan? more like displacedtaste
james cameron 4 life
Texans 19-0 in 2010-2011 season PERIOD
by battle axe of doom on Mar 3, 2010 2:15 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Wow
That only sounds a little bit stalkerish
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
i would gladly stalk the man who made T2 if it wouldnt ruin my career in policing
Texans 19-0 in 2010-2011 season PERIOD
by battle axe of doom on Mar 3, 2010 6:01 PM CST up reply actions
hey look at me i hate the most popular movie ever! i’m awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Texans 19-0 in 2010-2011 season PERIOD
by battle axe of doom on Mar 3, 2010 5:59 PM CST up reply actions
I don't care if it's awesome
The movie sucked.
by TexansDC on Mar 3, 2010 6:34 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't care if it's awesome.
James Cameron sucks.
by Jordann on Mar 4, 2010 8:49 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I never bothered trying to see this
Because I have hated every James Cameron movie I have ever seen.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Mar 4, 2010 11:05 AM CST up reply actions
This makes you weird
Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
Not being able to find enjoyment in Aliens, T1 or T2 certainly makes one weird. Makes me want to question your manhood even. Thats right, I went there.
Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
I was more of a Stallone fan growing up.
And bald women mating with aliens is not my cup of tea.
And what manhood?
ripley never banged a xenomorph. Did you even watch aliens?
aside from rambo and rocky 1, stallone has more atrocious films in the 80s alone than cameron has in his career
Texans 19-0 in 2010-2011 season PERIOD
by battle axe of doom on Mar 4, 2010 4:58 PM CST up reply actions
Cobra. COBRA. FUCKING COBRA!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5fUOxPyt5U
Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
I understand that you like James Cameron.
But that doesn’t give you an excuse to throw away your sense of humor.
You can find enjoyment in a movie and still hate it.
Ahnald’s voice is very enjoyable. That doesn’t make the Terminator movies good movies to me. Good-bad, i.e. the kind you can MST3K with your friends, I can grant.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
T1, T2, and aliens go beyond simple action films, they are masterpieces
Texans 19-0 in 2010-2011 season PERIOD
by battle axe of doom on Mar 4, 2010 4:55 PM CST up reply actions
I can understand that with T1
But T2 was an amazing film.
Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
For on thing
This is what you might call “said in jest.”
For another, I don’t much care for his antics after various successes. A good movie does not a good person make. And it’s just Fern Gully with really fancy technology, anyway.
by DisplacedTexan on Mar 4, 2010 9:22 AM CST up reply actions
Whatever IT is....IT is fking awesome.
That movie was worth seeing, regardless of who made it.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Mar 4, 2010 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
who said anything about being a good person? polanski’s a pedo, but he’s a master of the art of film making. cameron rulez you drool
Texans 19-0 in 2010-2011 season PERIOD
by battle axe of doom on Mar 4, 2010 5:00 PM CST up reply actions
what direction BRB is paving...
that is debatable.
by theaxeeffect4311 on Mar 3, 2010 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
ROFFLE! That was awesome.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
You have outdone yourself, tGC (aka: WF4F)
Now…..who volunteers to transcript some of the Battle Red Radio broadcast??
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
That would be glorious.
Absolutely glorious.
by DisplacedTexan on Mar 3, 2010 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
Wow
that was entertaining for some unknown reason….one thing I kept thinking of while watching….fake conversations.
"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair
Unfreakingbelievable
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Speaking of awesome..where can I get this jersey?
http://misterirrelevant.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/fuck-dallas.jpg
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
by TexansForever on Mar 3, 2010 1:30 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Trying to get an assist on the scorer's card...
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
by Shake on Mar 3, 2010 1:53 PM CST up reply actions 8 recs
Goo'd
Miss-placed Houstonian living and going to school in the wilderness of Wyoming. Fresno St. 28 - Wyoming 35 (2 OT)!!! Hands down best game I have ever been to.
And speaking of Avatars....
Consider me upgraded
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
by Shake on Mar 3, 2010 2:23 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
God, I need one of those for next season
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Mar 3, 2010 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
And boom goes the internetz.
Rec’d? Rec’d? Rec’d.
by Jordann on Mar 3, 2010 1:46 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
That brightened my day.
Rec’d for sure.
You are banned from Music City Miracles.
Happy Now Tits?
You are banned from Blogging The Boys.
Vince Young - Suicide Doors
by CFHTim on Mar 3, 2010 1:58 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I'm crying a little
Both internal and external.
Beautifully done.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
channeling James Lipton
Her comic timing is impeccable. Those pauses in “Vince Young. Just. Wins. Games”… sublimely magnificent.
awesome
those two should do a draft special, and a weekly recap during the season
Dunta's weightspeed was too low
I want a full-on discussion on weightspeed
by these two.
by TexansDC on Mar 3, 2010 3:44 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Waive The Waiting Period
And immediately add Episode One of BRBTV to the “Greatest Hits” on the left sidebar.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
obligatory...
BANNED
"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair
by papabear on Mar 3, 2010 7:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
BANNED FROM THE INTERWEBZ
to be exact
by typhoon.infamous on Mar 3, 2010 9:56 PM CST up reply actions
That was a golden shower of awesome
all over our collective face
by BigTexBD on Mar 4, 2010 8:25 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
Morey "negotiates" with the Knicks
That BRB video reminded me of another video. I know its a bit off topic, but its HILARIOUS and it shows why Morey is a genius.
BTW it was done before the Kings got involved.
Great!
The Morey vid was unbelievable!
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
That Morey Video is pretty hilarious as well.
You are banned from Music City Miracles.
Happy Now Tits?
You are banned from Blogging The Boys.
Vince Young - Suicide Doors
tGC...
you should watch the Morey one….and do one in the vein of contract discussions between Rick Smith and Dunta. I think you’d have a winner there.
Holy cow that was good
Morey is the man. Although he should have thrown in the Papaya King on 86th and Lex as well. That place is good.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
by tehGrindCrusher on Mar 4, 2010 11:52 PM CST up reply actions
that's not accurate of BRB.
there’s no asian and black dude off camera smokin.
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon.....Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid!!
http://www.twitter.com/doobieman21
And now that this white boy is self-employed,,,,
Well, I’ve said enough already.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
That's all me and Chris needed to know.
A good EARLY morning session followed by a trip to Juan In A Million is definitely in order!
Not with kids, no
BUT, it sounds like a lovely idea.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
Have you been there?(Juan in a million)
Been wanting to go for a while. But you know, it’s in Austin.
And if you have, how many breakfast tacos were you able to take down?
Oh hell yeah
I’ve only tried to eat one of those at a time. Normally, I order one and get two extra tortillas for it, too. It’s just too damn huge.
But it’s also like a 20 minute drive from the house, so I don’t get there too often. The rest of the menu is just OK. Juan’s a helluva nice guy, though.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
Oh, Juan In A Million
How I love thee. Many a morning/afternoon was spent there when I was in college. Even now, it’s a mandatory stop anytime I’m in Austin.
I truly would consider committing a felony for a Don Juan breakfast taco.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Mar 5, 2010 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
Do it a weekend I can make it
And it ain’t this weekend.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
whatever bastard i invited your fat ass to the rodeo last weekend! lol
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon.....Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid!!
http://www.twitter.com/doobieman21
i made one....
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6215569
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon.....Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid!!
http://www.twitter.com/doobieman21
So did I in the same format.
Larry King wants to give Sarah Palin “The Business”
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6209287/
by Jordann on Mar 5, 2010 9:08 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
No matter what your political view is...
This is teh awesome. Mainly, because for some reason I could see Palin & King having a yo-momma exchange.
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
How the FUCK...
did I miss this the first time around?!?!
Goddamn, that was awesome.
texanphil is smart and I’m a retard.
" If CB is a big hole, Dunta was the shovel."
- Rivers McCown
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