Big Time news: Texans make Big Time move by signing Big Time free agent
by DaGoaT on Mar 8, 2010 3:21 PM CST
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haha ok well its a big free agent for me. The Texans newest diehard fan Ronin Justus Harlan arrived 3 weeks early on the 2nd day of free agency, saturday at 6:45pm. He was signed to a 6 pound deal with 13 ounces guaranteed and a 20 inch length bonus. Mother and baby are doing well and just arrived home tonight. After the deal was done he was qouted at his press conference saying, "Fuck Dunta".
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Rec'd for awesomery
and congrats on your son’s 1st words
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
Congrats to you and Mrs. DaGoat
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
something doesn't sound quite right with that...
Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
nolander! Stealing my jokes again!
daGoat! Congratulations to your family, man! That guy is going to grow up to be an awesome Texans fan!
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
That's just stereotyping
to put someone who pisses themselves at Center for the Texans
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
by Shake on Mar 8, 2010 3:44 PM CST up reply actions 8 recs
Shouldn't he play right guard then?
Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
I'll ask you nicely
Please stop using your little “facts” to screw up a perfectly good joke.
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
Contrats to both of you
Miss-placed Houstonian living and going to school in the wilderness of Wyoming. Fresno St. 28 - Wyoming 35 (2 OT)!!! Hands down best game I have ever been to.
Congrats To You And Your Wife
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Congratulations!!
Good to hear mom and baby doing well. Big time rec for the big time FA
by HoustonTransplant on Mar 8, 2010 6:30 PM CST reply actions
Congrats, and Rec'd
Any positions he might be thinking about playing?
by typhoon.infamous on Mar 8, 2010 7:30 PM CST reply actions
20 inch length bonus?
you must be proud.
Dunta's weightspeed was too low
REC'd
can you get him shoes that say F* Dunta
by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Mar 8, 2010 10:14 PM CST reply actions
Congrats!
When we had Baby Jack last year, it was May so we went with the Astros-theme & even had Junction Jack come to the hospital the day after he was born. However, we would have definitely went Texans had it been football season! Jack has already been to two Texans’ home games before his first birthday! :)
"I've never gone into a game trying to win the Heisman Trophy; I go into a game trying to win." - Colt McCoy
Wow
So happy for you and your wife. Congrats!
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
I'm late to the party
But congrats! And rec’d.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
by tehGrindCrusher on Mar 10, 2010 7:55 AM CST reply actions
Awesome!! Congrats!
But what’s up with the Dolphins towel in the first shot….just sayin.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related
Standard hospital blanket
I don’t care where you are in the USA, you will get to take this exact blanket home as a souvenir of the baby-having experience there.
I think the Surgeon General has mandated this blanket….that’s the only logical explanation.
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
Hah.
My oldest son was born in Europe.
Same blanket.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
by tehGrindCrusher on Mar 11, 2010 4:19 AM CST up reply actions
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