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Big Time news: Texans make Big Time move by signing Big Time free agent

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haha ok well its a big free agent for me. The Texans newest diehard fan Ronin Justus Harlan arrived 3 weeks early on the 2nd day of free agency, saturday at 6:45pm. He was signed to a 6 pound deal with 13 ounces guaranteed and a 20 inch length bonus. Mother and baby are doing well and just arrived home tonight. After the deal was done he was qouted at his press conference saying, "Fuck Dunta".

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and congrats on your son’s 1st words

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Mar 8, 2010 3:29 PM CST reply actions  

Congrats to you and Mrs. DaGoat

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Mar 8, 2010 3:37 PM CST reply actions  

something doesn't sound quite right with that...

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Mar 10, 2010 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

nolander! Stealing my jokes again!

daGoat! Congratulations to your family, man! That guy is going to grow up to be an awesome Texans fan!

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Mar 10, 2010 7:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Congrats and Rec'd

I’ve penciled him in at starting center.

by TexansDC on Mar 8, 2010 3:37 PM CST reply actions  

Shouldn't he play right guard then?

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Mar 10, 2010 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll ask you nicely

Please stop using your little “facts” to screw up a perfectly good joke.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Mar 10, 2010 1:29 PM CST up reply actions  

:(

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Mar 10, 2010 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Contrats to both of you

Miss-placed Houstonian living and going to school in the wilderness of Wyoming. Fresno St. 28 - Wyoming 35 (2 OT)!!! Hands down best game I have ever been to.

by BigNate7 on Mar 8, 2010 4:44 PM CST reply actions  

Congrats To You And Your Wife

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Mar 8, 2010 5:33 PM CST reply actions  

Your life, rec'd

and rec’d for use of “20 inch length bonus”

by BigTexBD on Mar 8, 2010 6:08 PM CST reply actions  

Congratulations!!

Good to hear mom and baby doing well. Big time rec for the big time FA

by HoustonTransplant on Mar 8, 2010 6:30 PM CST reply actions  

Congrats, and Rec'd

Any positions he might be thinking about playing?

by typhoon.infamous on Mar 8, 2010 7:30 PM CST reply actions  

20 inch length bonus?

you must be proud.

Dunta's weightspeed was too low

by texanphil on Mar 8, 2010 8:53 PM CST reply actions  

REC'd

can you get him shoes that say F* Dunta

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Mar 8, 2010 10:14 PM CST reply actions  

rec'd for comment on dunta

Rockets>>>>>>Jazz
Texans>>>>>>>Titans
Super Mario>>>>>>>Vince Young

by Rockets 4 Life on Mar 8, 2010 10:16 PM CST reply actions  

Congrats!

When we had Baby Jack last year, it was May so we went with the Astros-theme & even had Junction Jack come to the hospital the day after he was born. However, we would have definitely went Texans had it been football season! Jack has already been to two Texans’ home games before his first birthday! :)

"I've never gone into a game trying to win the Heisman Trophy; I go into a game trying to win." - Colt McCoy

by Robertpz on Mar 9, 2010 8:52 AM CST reply actions  

Rec'd for pure awesomeness!

Congratulations man! That’s one heck of an FA signing!

by Jordann on Mar 9, 2010 9:21 AM CST reply actions  

Awesome!

Good for you. Congrats!!

by WhiskeyR on Mar 9, 2010 9:27 AM CST reply actions  

Nicely done, sir!

Congrats to you and your family!!

Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.

by beefy on Mar 9, 2010 9:53 AM CST reply actions  

Wow

So happy for you and your wife. Congrats!

"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady

Still waiting...

by DreKeem on Mar 9, 2010 8:11 PM CST reply actions  

I'm late to the party

But congrats! And rec’d.

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.

by tehGrindCrusher on Mar 10, 2010 7:55 AM CST reply actions  

Awesome!! Congrats!

But what’s up with the Dolphins towel in the first shot….just sayin.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Mar 10, 2010 10:17 AM CST reply actions  

Standard hospital blanket

I don’t care where you are in the USA, you will get to take this exact blanket home as a souvenir of the baby-having experience there.

I think the Surgeon General has mandated this blanket….that’s the only logical explanation.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Mar 10, 2010 12:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup.

I blame C. Everett Koop.

texanphil is smart and I’m a retard.

" If CB is a big hole, Dunta was the shovel."
- Rivers McCown

by MDC on Mar 10, 2010 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Hah.

My oldest son was born in Europe.

Same blanket.

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.

by tehGrindCrusher on Mar 11, 2010 4:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Awesome

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Mar 11, 2010 7:55 AM CST up reply actions  

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