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According to PFT.com, DB Bodden is the newest Texan

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Star-divide

A shutdown corner, Bodden flew into Houston and met with the team, before agreeing to the deal, which is for five years and 27 million, with $10.975 million guaranteed. The total package could reach close to $35 million with incentives. Here's his stats:

YearAgeTmPosNo.GGSSkIntYdsTDLngPDFFFmbFRYds
2003 22 CLE 28 13 1 1 1 0 1 3
2004 23 CLE 28 8 1 1 0 0 0 0
2005 24 CLE RCB 28 13 11 3 6 0 6 17 2 0 0 0 0
2006 25 CLE LCB 28 9 9 2 48 0 35 13 1 0 0 0 0
2007 26 CLE RCB 28 16 16 6 75 0 26 15 0 1 3 0 0
2008 27 DET RCB 28 16 15 1 2 0 2 11 3 0 2 8 0
2009 28 NWE 23 14 5 60 1 53 18 0 0 2 0 0

Recently: In Week 17, Bodden forced a fumble, caught an interception, and tallied 5 tackles. His contributions helped the Pats to a 20-16 win over the Ravens. As a result of his solid performance in 2005, Bodden received a four-year contract extension. Just kidding in case you think this is real. This is a prank fanpost from us Jaguar fans. Also recently, Bodden signed a one-year contract with the Pats on March 11, 2009. He started 14 of the 15 games he played for the Patriots in 2009. In a Week 10 matchup against the Jets, Bodden intercepted rookie Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez three times, returning one for a 56-yard score. He finished the season with a team-high five interceptions, along with 55 tackles, 18 passes defenses, and one forced fumble. On March 8, 2010, the Patriots re-signed Bodden.

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i just read it again

these guys are fags

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Mar 8, 2010 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

......

I hate you guys. So very, very much. Now screw you guys I’m going home!

by HoustonTransplant on Mar 8, 2010 8:49 PM CST reply actions  

happy Offseason, guys :)

"HULU: An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy"
Driver of the "Cut Reggie Nelson" Bandwagon.
Winner of the 2010 Chad Pennington Award

by TheTealDeal on Mar 8, 2010 8:56 PM CST reply actions  

would that be funny

if I was from Florida?

Dunta's weightspeed was too low

by texanphil on Mar 8, 2010 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

If I were not lazy...

I’d put up a retaliation stating that Reggie Nelson signed a deal even larger than Dunta’s.

Have fun thinking about that!

by TexansDC on Mar 8, 2010 9:38 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Feel Free to do that sometime n the future

when we forget about this. It’ll hilarious

"HULU: An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy"
Driver of the "Cut Reggie Nelson" Bandwagon.
Winner of the 2010 Chad Pennington Award

by TheTealDeal on Mar 9, 2010 5:56 AM CST up reply actions  

it'll be*

"HULU: An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy"
Driver of the "Cut Reggie Nelson" Bandwagon.
Winner of the 2010 Chad Pennington Award

by TheTealDeal on Mar 9, 2010 5:56 AM CST up reply actions  

so much…

Waber-Jaguar

by jawsaints on Mar 9, 2010 8:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Even if you do...

Tebow tears cures all, JL. Even a bullet in the head.

by TexansDC on Mar 8, 2010 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

$160?

After he gets that contract for being the #10 pick, he won’t need that chump change.

by TexansDC on Mar 8, 2010 10:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Ha!

From the Florida Times-Union: "It’s a very scary sticker price, but once I say that a portion of the proceeds are going to the Tim Tebow Foundation it kind of softens everyone," said Martin Buckley, Palm Beach Autographs’ Jacksonville store manager.

Oh, by the way, it was only $75 extra for a photo with him, too!

Oy. My guess is that the money that doesn’t go to his foundation is going to pay his private coaches. The Times-Union Estimated 1,500 people were there. Okay… let’s say half of those go a signature… that $120,000.

Might have been less, cause a lot of family may have been there… but still.

by alwaysforgiven821 on Mar 8, 2010 10:33 PM CST up reply actions  

"A portion of the proceeds?"

Like, what, 5%?

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.

by tehGrindCrusher on Mar 9, 2010 7:38 AM CST up reply actions  

120,000 photocopies of dollar bills with a well wishing card.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Mar 9, 2010 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Something to hope for

"HULU: An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy"
Driver of the "Cut Reggie Nelson" Bandwagon.
Winner of the 2010 Chad Pennington Award

by TheTealDeal on Mar 9, 2010 5:55 AM CST up reply actions  

I really can't wait for the Jags to move to LA

So I can go to all of their home games against the Texans. Its going to be awesome.

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Mar 8, 2010 9:57 PM CST reply actions  

Yep

Right there with ya on that one.

by Jahon on Mar 9, 2010 1:20 AM CST up reply actions  

I hear its nice this time of year

"HULU: An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy"
Driver of the "Cut Reggie Nelson" Bandwagon.
Winner of the 2010 Chad Pennington Award

by TheTealDeal on Mar 9, 2010 6:14 AM CST up reply actions  

then you can start rooting for the Falcons

they just signed a big-time CB, they are gonna be contenders

Dunta's weightspeed was too low

by texanphil on Mar 9, 2010 10:20 AM CST up reply actions  

A..

big-time CB that plays in big-time games and makes big-time interceptions….oh wait!

Schlauton

by Schlauton on Mar 9, 2010 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Almost

We are going throw the one month a year where we get rain(which I do actually enjoy). Then it will be nothing but bikinis for the next 11 months.

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Mar 9, 2010 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Month?

That was about a week.

Follow me on Twitter

by Adam Stites on Mar 11, 2010 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Well it depends on if you count getting rain one day a week for every week for the month. :-p

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Mar 11, 2010 6:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I rec'ed this

Sorry, y’all, but I think it’s pretty funny.

Plus, you know, we won’t be drafting Tebow.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Mar 8, 2010 10:32 PM CST reply actions  

I had to rec it too.

One of the best I’ve seen. Original, too – unlike Tebow remarks. ;)

by alwaysforgiven821 on Mar 8, 2010 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed

Well played.

texanphil is smart and I’m a retard.

" If CB is a big hole, Dunta was the shovel."
- Rivers McCown

by MDC on Mar 9, 2010 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha - Dolphins fan

I knew we ara little aggressive with the Gang Green Nation sometimes but this is just humorous to me.

Ronnie Brown is the man

by topspin on Mar 8, 2010 10:47 PM CST reply actions  

Whoever rec'd this needs to unrec it so it gets off the top

To all Houston sports fans, Houston is the 4th biggest city in America, there will be traffic on the way to your respective sports game. Come Early, Be Loud, Stay Late.

by TexasHoosier on Mar 8, 2010 10:57 PM CST reply actions  

I dunno

I think there are some good guys from both those groups. This is football, and blogging, and I don’t try to take any of it personally.

Really, as long as it isn’t youknowwho from youknowwhat, I’ll probably be OK.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Mar 9, 2010 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I saw that whole series of events

He screws you guys, then we claims the 49ers faked an injury on their site lol. Gotta love BBS moxie.

"HULU: An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy"
Driver of the "Cut Reggie Nelson" Bandwagon.
Winner of the 2010 Chad Pennington Award

by TheTealDeal on Mar 9, 2010 7:14 PM CST up reply actions  

There are good BESF fans?

The hell you say!

texanphil is smart and I’m a retard.

" If CB is a big hole, Dunta was the shovel."
- Rivers McCown

by MDC on Mar 10, 2010 8:06 AM CST up reply actions  

He must be a witch

We must burn him at the stake

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Mar 10, 2010 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Is he heavier than a duck?

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Mar 10, 2010 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

She's a WITCH!

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Mar 10, 2010 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a fair cop

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Mar 10, 2010 5:10 PM CST up reply actions  

fair cop unfair cop?

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Mar 10, 2010 6:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Rec'd

This is waaaay too funny not to rec’d.

Good job TealDeal, happy early april fools to you too!

by Jordann on Mar 9, 2010 8:48 AM CST reply actions  

This is what the off-season is all about guys.

If some people took it seriously, lighten up. We’ll get em back!

by Jordann on Mar 9, 2010 8:49 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

For the Waffle House/IHOP capital of the world.

"380 pounds of pure pirogi" ~ Cush

by LoneSpot on Mar 9, 2010 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

True. Besides, Jags fans are cool.

If they were Colts fans I would say pile it on…. Now if they were Titans fans….well…..words haven’t been created to convey the depth of hatred i would like to convey to them.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

The ROSENFAIL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKAKE-uq-8&feature=related

by TexansForever on Mar 9, 2010 2:27 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

I blame Miley Cyprus

but that’s just me

"HULU: An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy"
Driver of the "Cut Reggie Nelson" Bandwagon.
Winner of the 2010 Chad Pennington Award

by TheTealDeal on Mar 9, 2010 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Miley Cyprus

Spawn of Billy Ray Cyrus and Cypress Hill?

by Jordann on Mar 9, 2010 3:40 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Miley Cyrus's evil twin sister

"HULU: An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy"
Driver of the "Cut Reggie Nelson" Bandwagon.
Winner of the 2010 Chad Pennington Award

by TheTealDeal on Mar 9, 2010 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll take pity

"HULU: An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy"
Driver of the "Cut Reggie Nelson" Bandwagon.
Winner of the 2010 Chad Pennington Award

by TheTealDeal on Mar 9, 2010 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Also

If you go over read the FanShot about this prank, they are kind enough to say that we might be the only fanbase that could handle such a joke. I take that as one hell of a compliment….because this is exactly why Al created Manbearpig the Interwebz.

This was hilarious. And anyone who didn’t think so only proved that they didn’t actually read the entire post.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Mar 9, 2010 10:06 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Wait...

I thought BIGBADBRAD created the Interwebz

by TexansDC on Mar 9, 2010 11:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Here is a link to the fan shot for anyone too lazy to find it yourself

Here

Miss-placed Houstonian living and going to school in the wilderness of Wyoming. Fresno St. 28 - Wyoming 35 (2 OT)!!! Hands down best game I have ever been to.

by BigNate7 on Mar 9, 2010 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

When I read it...

I just imagined seeing a name I’d want the Jaguars to sign (O.J Atogwe) and how I would have felt. So elated – almost as if I were on top of the world… ad then, poop.

by alwaysforgiven821 on Mar 9, 2010 4:16 PM CST reply actions  

Haha

Got ’em.

Vae Victis!

by viator on Mar 9, 2010 7:55 PM CST reply actions  

hey unlike indy or tennessee they were cool

Waber-Jaguar

by jawsaints on Mar 9, 2010 8:21 PM CST reply actions  

proud of the Bulls….may they never beat us, nor have matt schaub at QB on fourth-and-2

Waber-Jaguar

by jawsaints on Mar 9, 2010 8:22 PM CST reply actions  

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