Jacoby Jones Is On Twitter, And He Does Not Disappoint
Note to self: Season twenty-ten "gone be wiled." I need to "beledat."
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I commend you...
For your translating prowess. I would have never been able to interpret “beledat.”
Little Known Fact
I minored in Jacobyish in college.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Mar 9, 2010 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
Pretty sad
That I figured it out pretty easily…guess it is all that practice at reading Shaq & Ocho Conco’s Twitters.
I feel like all the time I spent learning more
about John Donne and his poetry has been a waste, since Jacobyish is a lot harder. SIGH.
by typhoon.infamous on Mar 10, 2010 6:33 AM CST up reply actions
If John Donne = Sean John...
the learning curve is minimal.
Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.
I'm still not sure
I understand “beledat”
"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair
believe that?
Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
My fave
im n da strip club…bored….miss houston…but i love my city
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
Loved That One Too
Just didn’t want to spoil all the surprises in the FanShot.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Mar 9, 2010 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
This is amazing.
Truly. He apparently trains in rain, snow, or Katrina. That’s dedication, folks.
texanphil is smart and I’m a retard.
" If CB is a big hole, Dunta was the shovel."
- Rivers McCown
If he trains in Katrina
Are we sure he’s talking about the hurricane? The strip club tweet leaves me with questions.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Mar 10, 2010 6:11 AM CST up reply actions
he's probably using "others'" assmass
in order to improve his weightspeed
by typhoon.infamous on Mar 10, 2010 6:34 AM CST up reply actions
That's a good call.
I mean, he does use the present tense of the verb “train.”
texanphil is smart and I’m a retard.
" If CB is a big hole, Dunta was the shovel."
- Rivers McCown
He's more entertaining than Connor Barwin
Oil changed and car washed on this beautiful Sunday in the nati. Now to the Carey residence for some good grubbin.
Something from Casey's Twitter page
Just finished Immanuel Kant’s Grounding for the Metaphysics of Morals and On a Supposed Right to Lie because of Philanthropic Concerns.
The locker room must be a very lonely place for James Casey.
by kozanack on Mar 9, 2010 9:45 PM CST up reply actions 8 recs
Ha
Rec’d.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Mar 9, 2010 9:46 PM CST up reply actions
Casey could introduce philosophy to the team
via this simple tune:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtgKkifJ0Pw
Note, some foul language
OH MY GOD MY EYES
THEY BURN
Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
yeah..
that bright light blue definitely hurts
by HoustonTransplant on Mar 10, 2010 9:47 AM CST up reply actions
This just makes me want to buy a Jacoby jersey.
by cubic on Mar 9, 2010 11:32 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
A little random clicking and...
Is this who I think it is?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
Let's decipher this clue and find out, gumshoes!
Bio Um just tryna be me.. Uh uuma be.. And uma be real dawg.. Cuz um from da South and down here dawg Um just tryna be me..we don’t fear yall, we don’t feel yall!!
texanphil is smart and I’m a retard.
" If CB is a big hole, Dunta was the shovel."
- Rivers McCown
Another tweet from Jacboy.
Yo booty big…..yeeeaahh!!!! about 9 hours ago via txt
Does David Anderson have a twitter page?
Yes and No
It’s ajoint page for DA and Rahell at 1560. They have some weird bromance going on. Hasn’t been updated since Nov. though.
"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair
does ragdoll have a twitter page
sample tweet
" i just got thrown to the ground by an 87 year old woman on a rascal. same shit, different day"
"Its like a silk bag filled with puppy ears"
by Allen-OU on Mar 10, 2010 11:05 AM CST reply actions 4 recs
Jones' latest
Naw da babies..lol
I really have no idea what’s going on.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it.
Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
by nolander on Mar 10, 2010 8:01 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
I want Brian Cushing
So someone should @Zac Diles, and tell him to get the Cush on the bird. Then we can all have great laughs… Cushing is Effin Hilarious!
Oddly enough...
he was using twitter to mean “vagina.”
texanphil is smart and I’m a retard.
" If CB is a big hole, Dunta was the shovel."
- Rivers McCown
Which explains this tweet
Naw da babies..lol
At least BFD knows that he has something in common with his man-crush(pre-mature expectulation)
The answer is YES
Should I get my mohawk Back
but the latest one makes me laugh
Deana…u twit one mo thing ima dive on ya
JJ like you did with RHONDA???
JJ tweets
like Drew writing dialogue for Pacman Jones.
texanphil is smart and I’m a retard.
" If CB is a big hole, Dunta was the shovel."
- Rivers McCown
Suggestion:
How about we (we = BFD, tGC, Rivers, Kerrns, MDC etc.) start a new post that lists the links to all of the known Twitter sites for Texans’ players?
I would suggest that the comments of that thread be used ONLY for posts like that of TDC just above ^. Then, like the BRB Definitions page, someone could go back and revise the OP when necessary to add/delete Twitter links.
And I would obviously vote that this post be instantly linked on the front page (Greatest Hits sidebar) for all time.
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
Because Houston Diehards already does it.
http://www.houstondiehards.com/?page_id=5299
Also, we’re lazy.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Mar 12, 2010 8:10 AM CST up reply actions
That Logic
Is 2-2.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Mar 12, 2010 8:39 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I wish I would have never read this
Seriously makes me dislike JJ… I think the guy is a real talent and love watching him score for us but this goes to show you exactly why the Texans couldn’t lose Walter. I couldn’t figure out who was happier, Kubiak and Walter and now I know exactly why Kubiak was so damn happy… he was relieved that he wouldn’t have to count on JJ next season.
You best BELADAT, lol!
I wonder if someone can't do like a JJ tweet of the day fanpost or something
You know, to keep us going through the offseason.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
by tehGrindCrusher on Mar 12, 2010 11:05 AM CST reply actions
I'll do you one better...
One of your “What I did this offseason” stories should be about Jacoby….in Jacobese.
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