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51 O'Clock Stock Watch: T-Minus 1 Week To The NFL Draft, RB/OL/DL

As with the first installment of this series, this is just one man's guess as far as where the players will actually end up going.  I don't claim to have any insider information, nor do I consider myself an avid mock draft reader.  

For this post, I'm going to change it up a little bit and go position-by-position: these are players I would consider worthwhile uses of the 51st pick in the draft considering the Texans' need areas and overall talent.  Instead of organizing them by where I think they may go, I'll organize things by position and add a projected slot to each players intro.

Today I'll cover running back, offensive line, and defensive line.  Thursday, linebackers and defensive backs.

Star-divide

RUNNING BACKS

1) Dexter McCluster, RB, Ole Miss (CBS) (Mocking The Draft) (Draft Countdown) (Age at start of 2010 season: 22) - Projection: Sweet Spot

Mocks seem to either have McCluster going well before the Texans' first pick or well after it.  For the sake of argument, I think he goes before our pick.  Someone is going to fall in love with that playmaking ability and ignore his slight frame.  The reason I like him more than the rest of the backs here is that he has the chance to make Steve Slaton a pure backup because, in theory, he could do everything better than Slaton.  With most of these backs, I think they have an edge in rushing. Some also have an edge in blocking. However, McCluster is the only back in the class I think would be better in the passing game than Slaton.  Not that I'm necessarily saying a committee would be a bad thing, just that I'd like to spend a second round pick on someone who will be on the field the whole game rather than someone who will come out on third down.

2) Jahvid Best, RB, California (CBS) (Mocking The Draft) (Draft Countdown) (Age at start of 2010 season: 21) - Projection: So You're Saying There's A Chance?

In my mind, with the combination of age and talent, this is the best overall back in this year's NFL Draft.  Unfortunately, they play football games on fields from time to time, and Mr. Best wouldn't know that as he spent much of the last season not being anywhere near one.  Still, running backs do get dinged up from time to time, and while it's a worthwhile concern with the NFL's emphasis on concussions, odds are he finds his way onto an NFL field at some point.  I doubt he'll be there at 51 in the first place, but if he is, he's certainly a guy who is worth the risk.

3) Ben Tate, RB, Auburn (CBS) (Mocking The Draft) (Draft Countdown) (Age at start of 2010 season: 22) - Projection: There If We Want Him

I'm drinking the Kool-Aid on Tate, who would be an excellent compliment to Slaton and seems to be well-suited to the I-Formation according to the scouting reports.  I see this as a very safe pick, by which I mean, I don't think Tate will ever rise up and become a top 5 fantasy pick.  But he's an exceptionally steady runner and has the push that our backfield is lacking.  In my mind, still too early for a running back who isn't a game-breaker, but I would not be disappointed if he was the pick at 51.

4) Montario Hardesty, RB, Tennessee (CBS) (Mocking The Draft) (Draft Countdown) (Age at start of 2010 season: 23) - Projection: There If We Want Him

Hardesty vs. Tate is an interesting comparison of prospects.  Hardesty is a better fit for the zone-blocking system and a better pass catcher.  Tate is a year younger, and a better overall runner.  What ends up separating the two in my mind is worrying about Hardesty's lengthy histories of injury and underachieving.  If you look at the two last year, Hardesty is probably the pick.  However, in the full scope of things, I think Tate is a better bet.

5) Toby Gerhart, RB, Stanford (CBS) (Mocking The Draft) (Draft Countdown) (Age at start of 2010 season: 23) - Projection: There If We Want Him

This has absolutely nothing to do with Gerhart's talent and everything to do with scheme and fit.  He's just not a match for the Texans.  He's a bruising between-the-tackles guy and we like our backs elusive and shifty.  I think he's got a load of talent and will probably end up being as successful as any of these five.  It just won't happen here.

I do think there is a pretty good chance one of these backs ends up being the pick at 51, if they haven't already taken one at 20.  Bob McNair has repeatedly emphasized wanting a better running back and there is a big talent/scheme gap between these top four and most of the rest of the backs, after which you might as well just wait until the later rounds.  I won't particularly be a fan if it comes to pass, but I also won't throw up my hands in exasperation.  I'd much rather have one of these guys in the third round.

OFFENSIVE LINEMEN

1) JD Walton, C, Baylor (CBS) (Mocking The Draft) (Draft Countdown) (Age at start of 2010 season: 23) - Projection: There If We Want Him

Yes, I realize this would be a bit of a reach compared to where most mock drafts have Walton.  Let me lay out my convincing arguments for this pick:

- JD Walton is a center.  The Texans center, Chris Myers, is (unless you completely buy in to PFF) a sieve in the passing game and mediocre when not pulling in the run game.  

- There is a shortage of quality centers in this draft.  By that I mean, after Walton and perhaps Matt Tennant, the best available centers all have late round grades on them.

While I am not as willing to sacrifice a first round pick to an interior lineman, I have no qualms about using a second rounder on one.  Given the fact that there are worse starting centers than Myers out there, I find it extremely unlikely that Walton is on the board in round 3 for the Texans.  Throw in the fact that center is very shallow this year, and it only takes one team to essentially end the dream of upgrading there.  There are better value picks, but Walton is a perfect zone-blocking center prospect and aside from Pouncey is essentially one-of-a-kind in this draft.  I think he's a strong contender to go here and I wouldn't be shocked if he went before this.

2) Rodger Saffold, G/T, Indiana (CBS) (Draft Countdown) (Age at start of 2010 season: 22) - Projection: So You're Saying There's A Chance?

Saffold has been mocked as high as the end of the first round, and never lower than the early 40s as far as I can tell.  He probably fits in better at guard than tackle, but he's very cerebral and would pick up zone blocking pretty quickly.  Probably won't be there, but is worth a mention in case he starts falling.

3) Vladimir Ducasse, G/T, Massachusetts (CBS) (Mocking The Draft) (Draft Countdown) (Age at start of 2010 season: 22) - Projection: Sweet Spot

Ducasse fits the mauler mold more than he fits the zone-blocking mode.  Another guy who probably will have to kick in inside to guard, and he also has problems with pulling.  He's young and has a lot of upside, but there's also a lot of bust potential here and I really don't see the Texans going out of their way for that considering his lack of a fit here.  

4) Jared Veldheer, T, Hillsdale (CBS) (Draft Countdown) (Age at start of 2010 season: 23) - Projection: Sweet Spot

If you were to build an offensive tackle in a factory, you might engineer someone with strikingly similar figures to Veldheer.  After Sebastian Volmer's coming out party for the Patriots last year, teams are willing to gamble on that winning frame with edge-protection speed again.  I don't buy the hype.  Maybe in the third or fourth, when you're not as committed to someone, but I'm not interested in projects in the second round.

Unless the Texans wind up with Walton out of need, which I don't personally believe they'll do because nothing they've done has shown me they value Myers as little as I do, I think this crop falls a little short and that there'll be better value for the Texans in the later rounds.  

DEFENSIVE LINE

1) Terrence Cody, DT, Alabama (CBS) (Mocking The Draft) (Draft Countdown) (Age at start of 2010 season: 22) - Projection: So You're Saying There's A Chance?

My opinion is unchanged here.  I don't think the Texans will consider him, nor do I think he'll make it down here, but more than a few mocks have put him in the general vicinity of #51.  Cody is a freak of nature that is going to demand 2 blockers a snap whether he weighs 330 or 360.  

2) Brian Price, DT, UCLA (CBS) (Mocking The Draft) (Draft Countdown) (Age at start of 2010 season: 21) - Projection: So You're Saying There's A Chance?

Believe it or not, Price's stock has also taken some hits since the last one of these we did.  I've seen a few drafts that have him lasting to the end of the second round, and quite a few more have him in our target area.  Despite the dings, he's still only 21, and he still get terrific penetration.  While he's not a real nose tackle, he's a better run stuffer than most of the NTs here and he does fit the Texans' scheme pretty well.  

3) Cam Thomas, DT, North Carolina (CBS) (Mocking The Draft) (Draft Countdown) (Age at start of 2010 season: 23) - Projection: Sweet Spot

Like Cody, Thomas' contributions to the pass rush would mostly be in a "occupying 2 defenders" sort of way.  He's somewhat of an underachiever statistically, but was a big factor in North Carolina's 10th-ranked rush defense last year.  The other thing I worry about is that he played next to Marvin Austin, who is a future first rounder in his own right.  As with the next guy on this list, that worries me a bit.

4) Linvall Joseph, DT, East Carolina (CBS) (Mocking The Draft) (Draft Countdown) (Age at start of 2010 season: 21) - Projection: Sweet Spot

On one hand, it's easy to see why people around here are infatuated with Joseph:  He's seen as having 4-3 nose size, with more pass-rushing ability than your average nose, and he's only 21.  But the closer you look at him, the more red flags you find.  He was in a rotation, the East Carolina rush defense wasn't all that great (27th nationally), and the fact that he played with another worthy draft pick in Jay Ross has me questioning if this was a John McCargo-esque effect for one of them.  If the Texans do their homework and like Joseph, I'm happy with it, but it's not too hard to poke holes in his case to be taken at 51.

5) Lamarr Houston, DT, Texas (CBS) (Mocking The Draft) (Draft Countdown) (Age at start of 2010 season: 23) - Projection: There If We Want Him

I grow a little more on Houston every time I read about him, although I don't think he's as good as Alualu or Price as a pass rusher.  He's a little better in the run game, and that does still matter despite how good the Texans were after Week 4.  I know we try and temper our UT bias a little here, but I think Houston has a really good case to be the pick at 51.  

6) Tyson Alualu, DT, California (CBS) (Mocking The Draft) (Draft Countdown) (Age at start of 2010 season: 23) - Projection: Sweet Spot

If the Texans are committed to their willowy, short, easily pushed around tackles, they could do a lot worse than Alualu, who handles his low center of gravity really well and gets pass rush.  This guy has a non-stop motor and is the kind of high effort player that the Texans generally like to attach themselves to.  I would not at all be surprised to see him wind up in Steel Blue.

7) Torell Troup, DT, UCF (CBS) (Draft Countdown) (Age at start of 2010 season: 22) - Projection: There If We Want Him

Another NT lost in the wave of a huge class, I think Troup fits better in round three but if there's a run he could be gone before the Texans get a chance at him there.  UCF had a good run defense and Troup is the lone NFL prospect on their line, which I think is a great sign for him.  Another non-factor against the pass aside from drawing 2 blockers, I just worry about the strength of competition and if the NFL game will be a little too fast for him.

8) Geno Atkins, DT, Georgia (CBS) (Mocking The Draft) (Draft Countdown) (Age at start of 2010 season: 22) - Projection: There If We Want Him

This guy is pure pass rush out of the three technique.  He's completely undersized and offers next to nothing in the run game, but he might be the kind of guy that is right up Bill Kollar's alley.  Me?  I stay away from him if that's all he's got.  And his up-and-down stats aren't exactly endearing either.  

I would be ecstatic to wind up with Cody, obviously.  2-6 aren't totally distinguishable to me and I'd be pretty happy if the Texans wound up with any of them at this pick.  Troup worries me a bit and Atkins worries me a lot...as second round picks.  I'd love either of them in the third or lower.

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Pretty good stuff all around Rivers

Agree with most of it. The only thing I would have argument on is Atkins at 8.

I’m not for grabbing another under-sized tackle (I want the big NT), but Atkins repeatedly kicked Iupati’s ass at the Senior Bowl. If he can beat a 1st round OL on a good basis….there’s gotta be something there for him that should jump him higher than the bottom of the list.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 13, 2010 2:20 PM CDT reply actions  

The thing is

I can’t find a reason to jump him over even one of those guys.

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter

by riversmccown on Apr 13, 2010 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm also a fan of Geno Atkins

Over on LZ’s blog he’s got him rated in the late 4th to early 5th round range. That would be a helluva weapon to unleash in obvious passing situations.

Williams, Smith, Atkins, Barwin

…not too shabby.

by carsonwayne on Apr 13, 2010 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

LZ has him rated too low

Atkins is a 2nd-3rd round guy.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 14, 2010 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

*sigh*

Can this draft just happen already? If they aren’t going to get a NT I really hope the Texans grab some other DT in the first few rounds that can help our pass rush up the middle.

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Apr 13, 2010 2:59 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I keep saying the same thing man.

This draft needs to happen now. All this pre-draft talk is driving me crazy.

by Jordann on Apr 13, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yep

I can’t stand it anymore. On my downtime I keep jumping from site to site, trying to find to info to read on the Texans. Please let the draft, camp and season come soon. Or at least let the World Cup start up. Damn.

by Jahon on Apr 13, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are we there yet?

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Apr 13, 2010 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I try my hardes to not be the annoying child on a road trip but...

Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Apr 13, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

What does the poison taste like?

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Apr 13, 2010 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

For that matter

Where is the pizza from. I want to make an informed decision here.

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Apr 13, 2010 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope it is from Conan's

in Austin that would be great!!!

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Apr 14, 2010 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Here is a sample

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Apr 17, 2010 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...

Sleeping chew toy… yummy.

by HoundDog76 on Apr 14, 2010 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty much with you.

I’d much rather do draft results posts than draft preview posts.

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter

by riversmccown on Apr 13, 2010 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rivers is teh sex.

I would take JD Walton with our 2nd pick. Of course he’s gonna be a reach with the 51st pick, maybe we can trade back 10 picks down and get an extra 6th or 7th pick? Then draft a RB with the 4th and see how much our rushing attack would improve.

by Jordann on Apr 13, 2010 3:16 PM CDT reply actions  

my favorite part

About Rivers’ write-up of J.D. Walton: “J.D. Walton is a center,” because of what it says about Chris Myers.

by JimboTexan on Apr 13, 2010 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think the guy I'd take second, ideally, is probably not written up yet.

But of course, that is all predicated on us not going defensive back in the first. Which may or may not happen.

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter

by riversmccown on Apr 13, 2010 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

It'll be interesting to see who the Texans grab for DT

I think if Brian Price is available, he would be too good for them to pass up. I mean if they want another UT. I am not sure about Houston yet, but you did a good job talking him up, Rivers.

by theaxeeffect4311 on Apr 13, 2010 5:51 PM CDT reply actions  

I love Price

I think he’s probably flipped from overrated to underrated the last couple of months in the mock circles. He’s probably not good enough to consider at 20 but he’s a fine end of first pick, he doesn’t deserve to be shot down to the end of the second in any sane world.

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter

by riversmccown on Apr 13, 2010 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

So he'd make a great second round choice in your opinion?

If we went CB in the first round, Price in the second, you would consider that a pretty good draft so far?

by theaxeeffect4311 on Apr 13, 2010 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't think Price falls to 51

But I’d be ecstatic if he did. He’d impact our D-Line immediately.

by carsonwayne on Apr 13, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Would Price make Okoye a better player just by being there?

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Apr 13, 2010 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd...

…for tasty, tasty snarkiness.

by HoundDog76 on Apr 14, 2010 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Right

if the Texans want another UT, then that would be great value.

by theaxeeffect4311 on Apr 13, 2010 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

To me, the difference is strength

And Price was one of the strongest players at the combine. I can dig that. If he’s strong enough to tie up a couple of blockers, it does the same thing. BUT, these types of players are rare, so it’s too hard to get hopes up he can fill this type of role.

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http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Apr 13, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Solid write-up

Any opinion on Joe McKnight? I think he’s a horrible option- but I think he’ll be available. Don’t see them taking him but I’ve seen some mocks with him to us.

by JimboTexan on Apr 13, 2010 6:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Agreed on him being horrible

He was supposed to set the world on fire at USC…he didn’t. Massive underachiever.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 13, 2010 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Talking draft

at Reliant Stadium. Are BRBers going? Is it worth it for a BRBer to contact the Texans or officials at Reliant to see if BRBers can get some preferred/reserved seating?

Just an idea….

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Apr 13, 2010 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Better Yet

I’ve got you a spot in the Texans war room. Call Kubes tomorrow, and tell him I sent you. If you promise to behave, they might even let you announce the pick!

by kozanack on Apr 13, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

If Rip's in the War Room....it'll go

OL, OL, OL, OL……..which isn’t a bad way to go…better than RBs.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 13, 2010 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chris brown

Chris brown

Chris brown

by AllenOU on Apr 13, 2010 10:53 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Biggie Smalls

Biggie Smalls

….

Biggie Smalls.

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter

by riversmccown on Apr 14, 2010 3:28 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh guys rivers just shat his pants...

but then again Biggie smalls coming back from the dead in my bathroom would scare the shit out of me… my bathroom is literally 6′×4′

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Apr 14, 2010 3:44 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Whewwww!!! Don't go in there....

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Apr 14, 2010 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Tim Tebow called

He is offering Ben a chance to redeem himself by choosing Jesus Christ as his lord, and savior.

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Apr 14, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

it would be jesus fucking christ first of all

im gonna make up an all fuck up team

qb – big ben
rb – travis henry
wr – too many to choose
CB – pacman
k- kris shit

anyone want to help

"Its like a silk bag filled with puppy ears"

by Allen-OU on Apr 14, 2010 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

OJ simpson..

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Apr 14, 2010 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

he could coach

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Apr 14, 2010 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have a complete coaching staff of fuck ups for you

Head Coach – Michael Irvin (too many to count)
Offensive Coordinator – Ryan Leaf (do I really need to explain?)
QB Coach – Todd Marinovich (a.k.a. Marijuanavich)
RB Coach – Lawrence Phillips (vehicular assault, domestic violence, assault w/ a deadly weapon)
WR Coach – Bob Hayes (busted for dealing cocaine)
OL Coach – Nate Newton (busted twice w/ a trunk full of weed)

Defensive Coordinator – Lawrence Taylor (again, too many to count)
DL Coach – Leon Lett (substance abuse, a.k.a. “Let It Go Leon”)
LB Coach – Thomas Henderson (distribution of crack & sexual assault of a paraplegic minor)
DB Coach – Dwayne Goodrich (hit & run on two guys trying to pull someone out of a burning car
ST Coordinator – Rafael Septien (had sex with a 10 year old girl, sentenced to probation & a $2,000 fine. Note: He was a Dallas Cowboy)

It does come in handy having most of these guys being former Cowboys players, finding their arrests were pretty easy, not to mention how many of them were arrested.

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

by The Night Owl on Apr 14, 2010 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

QB: Marcus Vick
LB: Leroy Hill (arrested and charged with assaulting his gf, and marijuana possession)
DT: Tony McDaniel (domestic Violence)
RB: Steven Jackson (DV)

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Apr 14, 2010 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

How about you go with Michael Vick at QB & Marcus at WR

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

by The Night Owl on Apr 14, 2010 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

that would be a good one...

both are fuck ups, except mike has talent……

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Apr 14, 2010 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jacoby Jones and Duane Brown might be on this list

 jacoby_jones12
  
Ill beat u till u shit …sucka….RT @76ondalef @jacoby_jones12 id punch u in ur chest so hard that ur shoulders would touch

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Apr 14, 2010 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

it was a joke

because they were joking about kicking each others ass!

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Apr 14, 2010 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

You Forgot Maurice Clarrett at RB

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

by The Night Owl on Apr 14, 2010 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

6 cowboys total

America’s Felons.

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by bigfatdrunk on Apr 14, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

actually eight

only Marijuanavich, LT, & Phillips weren’t ever Cowboys. Leaf did have a stint as a Cowboys backup QB

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

by The Night Owl on Apr 15, 2010 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

Pancake

He’s over on chron.com again preaching about how we HAVE to get Matthews in the first… I think he has queer man crush on the guy. That is all he talks about.

by Da babyfacedassassin Meco on Apr 14, 2010 9:52 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Good

That means it won’t happen.

"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair

by papabear on Apr 14, 2010 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Agreed.

Texans wouldn’t make the pick that obvious.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 14, 2010 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I bet he couldn't handle himself

if Ryan Mathews and Vince Young were in the same room as Pancakes. Wouldn’t want to see that sight.

by theaxeeffect4311 on Apr 14, 2010 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

Has anyone seen this clip of Jera Jones?

by Jahon on Apr 14, 2010 10:54 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Yes

It’s beautiful. It’s like a KSK Wade and Jerry post in the flesh.

by JimboTexan on Apr 14, 2010 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

I hadn't seen it...

…and I wonder if the guy doing the filming is on the bottom of Lake Dallas in cement shoes right about not.

Fascinating… what a douche.

by HoundDog76 on Apr 14, 2010 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Makes me wish Tebow turns into a Hall of famer

Not that it will happen, but I would love to see Jerrah having to watch his team get destroyed by TV while they played that clip over and over and again on the Jumbo tron.

Really dumb move. He should be smart enough not to say shit like that in public even if it doesn’t get recorded. Stay Classy Dallas.`

"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair

by papabear on Apr 14, 2010 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

When was the last time Dallas was Classy?

Especially Jerruh Jones? the two good coaches he had he ran out of town because he couldn’t control them like Senor Puppet (AKA WADE PHILLIPS). He brings in semi-talented guys who cause nothing but problems; Pacman Jones, TO, etc. (I almost put Neon on there but even though he was an ass he did produce for the Cowgirls.)

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Apr 14, 2010 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I forgot

The Cowboys are about glitz and glitter

“The Cowboys have never been about checkered tablecloths and boots and hats. They’ve been about glitz and glitter. Leave that other stuff to the Houston Texans.” Jerry Jones

http://blogs.chron.com/nfl/2008/10/what_do_you_think_about_jerry.html

The sad part is that I don’t think Jerruh realizes that most football fans prefer their team to not be about “glitz and glitter” ….Maybe that’s how Perez Hilton likes his football team though.

"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair

by papabear on Apr 14, 2010 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

This just in...

Jerry Jones and Perez Hilton seen making out in local dallas gay bar.

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Apr 14, 2010 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who was on top?

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Apr 15, 2010 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did Hilton put his Tebow in?

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Apr 16, 2010 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

JJ of cours is top in his relationships...

too much ego. Perez is just there for tha monies!

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Apr 17, 2010 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is surprising?????

if we lose to this clown i might have to fuck a dallas cowboys cheerleader……in a bathroom

"Its like a silk bag filled with puppy ears"

by Allen-OU on Apr 14, 2010 1:15 PM CDT reply actions  

meh

It’s been done.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Apr 14, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I fail to see the downside in this statement

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

by The Night Owl on Apr 15, 2010 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

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