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2010 Schedule Release Open Thread

I'll be with you guys for the next hour and thirty or so until the entire schedule is leaked one way or another.  Whine about how we're being taken seriously, or crow about how we are, whichever scenario comes through.  I'll be updating the main post as more information comes in.  If you see something that I haven't got yet, and you have a link, feel free to post it in the comments.

HOUSTON TEXANS SCHEDULE

Sept 12th vs. Indianapolis Colts (CBS) - Sunday, 1 PM 

Sept 19th @ Washington Redskins (CBS) - Sunday, 4:15 PM

Sept 26th vs. Dallas Cowboys (FOX) - Sunday, 1 PM

Oct 3rd @ Oakland Raiders (CBS) - Sunday, 4:05 PM

Oct 10th vs. New York Giants (FOX) - Sunday, 1 PM 

Oct 17th vs. Kansas City Chiefs (CBS) - Sunday, 1 PM

BYE

Nov 1st @ Indianapolis Colts (ESPN) - Monday, 8:30 PM

Nov 7th vs. San Diego Chargers (CBS) - Sunday, 1 PM

Nov 14th @ Jacksonville Jaguars (CBS) - Sunday, 1 PM

Nov 21st @ New York Jets (CBS) - Sunday, 1 PM

Nov 28th vs. Tennessee Titans (CBS) - Sunday, 1 PM

Dec 2nd @ Philadelphia Eagles (NFLN) - Thursday, 8:20 PM

Dec 13th vs. Baltimore Ravens (ESPN) - Monday, 8:30 PM

Dec 19th @ Tennessee Titans (CBS) - Sunday, 1 PM

Dec 26th @ Denver Broncos (CBS) - Sunday, 4:05 PM

Jan 2nd vs. Jacksonville Jaguars (CBS) - Sunday, 1 PM

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A very hot one

That burns with the fury of 1000 suns.

by DisplacedTexan on Apr 20, 2010 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

yall are just wrong

so yall wish a man burn cuz he went to another team? thats so dum.. at the end of the day its a freakin game

by HB23 on Apr 20, 2010 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

No...

They’re talking to anyone who says “Fuck Dunta.” While it was funny initially, it’s become “spam” because people will say it as opposed to “first.” The bag of suck is gone….time to move on.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 20, 2010 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

My bad

I will move on…I mean can you think of a better way to go out then on top..literally

by schillingb on Apr 20, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not really...

I mean, six flags? I think that’s second only to BIGBADBRAD.

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by bigfatdrunk on Apr 20, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, move on from the FD comments...

time for a new season. A better season. With a better CB.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 20, 2010 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Flagged the FD comment

Rec’d nolander’s.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 20, 2010 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mais non

Nous sommes tres intelligents hommes (et femmes?), mais je toujours dit non censure. Laissez les bon temps rouler.

by JimboTexan on Apr 20, 2010 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Que?

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Apr 20, 2010 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

But no

We are very smart men (and women?), But I always said no censorship. Let the good times roll.

"380 pounds of pure pirogi" ~ Cush

by LoneSpot on Apr 20, 2010 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

This.

Laissez-faire made me feel the need to type bad french.

by JimboTexan on Apr 20, 2010 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yes but

It could be argued that such crass humor represents a lack of consideration and perhaps even intelligence.

by DisplacedTexan on Apr 20, 2010 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not

Defending it. Nor do I find it funny (hence the die in a fire comment). I simply would not censor it. It is worth noting that my opinion has no pull whatsoever.

by JimboTexan on Apr 20, 2010 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even still

We could have so much fun debating the use of censorship and how far the first amendment’s protections extend!

Or not…

by DisplacedTexan on Apr 20, 2010 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

^ This

The last part.

"380 pounds of pure pirogi" ~ Cush

by LoneSpot on Apr 20, 2010 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir.

Because that, ladies and germs, is the extent of my French.

Good night and good bowling.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Apr 20, 2010 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

LDJA12

disapproves of the immature 12 year old community comment.

Confucius say "man who enter door sideways going to Bangkok".

by Bobobigbro on Apr 20, 2010 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

And there it is

See you next month, Jay.

XOXO

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Apr 21, 2010 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you

I see that what was once cool is getting a little played out but the fact that it is bothering people is there own problem. You can sit and talk about how it might bother other people but the truth is that it bothers you. Get over yourself and don’t worry about what people have to say. That is the point of a good blog, you can say what you want and if you feel like it. Censoring people is not the answer.

I completely endorse the FD comment…

by wasteph on Apr 21, 2010 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bad

we don’t approve the “fuck dunta” thing so don’t be a Noob

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Apr 20, 2010 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I hope

We get a few prime time games- although I have settled into a nice Sunday afternoon Texans game routine (Grill+Beer+Football), it’d be great for us to raise our profile on the national stage.

by JimboTexan on Apr 20, 2010 5:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Ditto

Well, kinda. I go get good-luck burgers at halftime for my weekly cheat meal.

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http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Apr 20, 2010 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I guess NY thought

since the Jets kicked our arse on opening day they figured why not let the Giants try to do the same thing. I hope that the Texans new CB (or two) picks off Maneng Jr a couple of times and that the bonecrusher gets a personal meeting with him as well. This defense could be really scary if we do it right in this draft.

Confucius say "man who enter door sideways going to Bangkok".

by Bobobigbro on Apr 20, 2010 5:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Giants game is Oct. 10

I can only hope we don’t have to wait that long for the season opener.

"380 pounds of pure pirogi" ~ Cush

by LoneSpot on Apr 20, 2010 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crap!

Wrong month. I hope you’re right too.

Confucius say "man who enter door sideways going to Bangkok".

by Bobobigbro on Apr 20, 2010 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Redskins are Sept. 19th...

I like it. Early so they shouldn’t have gelled….but not the opener so they won’t get to fully prepare for everything (which would help them given their coaching staff’s ties to ours).

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 20, 2010 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

so bets on when we get our bye week?

im gonna pray for a late one like last year, but i’m afraid they are not gonna be so nice to us this year…

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

by Kiratomi on Apr 20, 2010 5:41 PM CDT reply actions  

MONDAY NIGHT

as long we get one against the Cowboys or Titans ill be happy

by ketchuppants7 on Apr 20, 2010 5:42 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm thinking...

Thanksgiving night – NY Jets
Monday night – Titans or Colts
Sunday night – Cowboys

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 20, 2010 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

i rather they not play thanksgivin

it will be on NFLnetwork, which i dont have

by ketchuppants7 on Apr 20, 2010 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Get it.

You need it. Or go to a bar.

by WhiskeyR on Apr 20, 2010 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well you have it for the game at least in Houston...

NFL Rules state that all games must be broadcast in the local market (On broadcast TV), unless there is not a sellout. Other than that NFL Network streamed the Thursday night games free on NFL.com last season.

by TSSaloic on Apr 20, 2010 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is true

I know that last season….the Tits MNF game was also broadcast on a local channel.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 20, 2010 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Honestly this is a suprisingly interesting read:

The Wikipedia article on NFL TV rules. (If a Super Bowl goes to OT, there will likely be few to no commercials as they only have eight breaks to fill).

by TSSaloic on Apr 20, 2010 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Confirmed on 1560am

9/12 – Indy @ Home noon
9/19 – @ Washington 3pm
9/26 – Dallas @ Home Noon on Fox
10/3 – @ Oakland 3pm
10/10 – NY Giants @ Home Noon
10/17 – Chiefs @ Home Noon
10/24 – Bye
11/1 – @ Indy MNF 7pm
11/7 – San Diego @ Home Noon
11/14 – @ Jax Noon
11/21 – @ jets Noon
11/28 – Tennessee @ home Noon
12/2 – @ Philly – Thursday nite 7pm
12/13 – Baltimore @ Home MNF 7pm
12/19 – @ Tennessee noon
12/26 – @ Denver Noon
1 / 2 – Jaxsonville @ Home Noon

by Mike Kerns on Apr 20, 2010 5:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Baltimore on MNF

makes no sense at all.

Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed

by DaGoaT on Apr 20, 2010 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Late season match-up between 2 potential playoff teams...

I like it.

Andre’s gonna go beast mode on Ray-Ray.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 20, 2010 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like it too

Tough game though. We know Mario will show up big time that game.

by WhiskeyR on Apr 20, 2010 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

clearly

because big time players make big time plays in big time games

by CoogmanSam on Apr 21, 2010 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Disagree that this makes no sense

These are two very good AFC teams and this game very well may have playoff implications.

I think people are upset that we didn’t get the Cowboys and Titans on primetime… BOO FUCKIN’ HOO!!!

The Cowboys and Titans are our rivals but the nation doesn’t care much about those matchups which was relevant last year when the MNF ratings were at one of their lowest ratings. The league can’t just give everyone what they want… they are in the business of entertaining everybody, not just folks in Houston.

by wasteph on Apr 21, 2010 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Are the Cowboys really a rival?

I try not to think of them at all.

You know, ‘if you ignore it, maybe it’ll go away’

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

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by Autra on Apr 21, 2010 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love that Indy's the opener

if this is a statement year? No better way to start.

Although, it’s a bit weird for a conference champion to start out on the road…they’ve typically been good about awarding that team a prime-time home opener.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 20, 2010 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I love it too.

We HAVE to get off to a good start and what better way to do it?

We probably play MNF at Indy because of their new stadium (thrilling game always).

by WhiskeyR on Apr 20, 2010 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

"380 pounds of pure pirogi" ~ Cush

by LoneSpot on Apr 20, 2010 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Redskins

Anyone else a little anxious about going against Kyle S.?

by PMJ001 on Apr 20, 2010 5:51 PM CDT reply actions  

nawww

kubiak will know how to game plan against him. Fat albert has be me worried, we know what he can do to Schaub

by ketchuppants7 on Apr 20, 2010 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agree across the board

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by bigfatdrunk on Apr 20, 2010 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

does anyone think this schedule will change the draft strategy just a little or not at all

If at first you don't succeed, draft, draft again

by Antho10000 on Apr 20, 2010 6:03 PM CDT reply actions  

anyone think its intersting

that we get a Thurs nite game, then next week we get monday nite…so we go 4 days to prepare then 11, then 6

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Apr 20, 2010 6:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Are you kidding me?!!

We have the toughest schedule in the NFL. What a terrible draw for us.

A statement to the players of the Jazz and Mavericks: Please stop flopping all over the court.

by Rockets 4 Life on Apr 20, 2010 6:08 PM CDT reply actions  

No excuses.

It’s on the team to man up and play. With a good draft, there should be 0 excuses. Good teams don’t get intimidated.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 20, 2010 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Are we a good team?

A statement to the players of the Jazz and Mavericks: Please stop flopping all over the court.

by Rockets 4 Life on Apr 21, 2010 1:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

We play in the NFL's best division.

And had an amazing season, the only way it could have been “worse” is having the division title. The formula got us. (And unfortunately the Colts can’t play themselves twice).

by TSSaloic on Apr 20, 2010 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

We have known for a while that we had the toughest SOS

but thats beginning of the season SOS, it will be different by the end of the year.

Its only cause we finished 2nd in the best division last year and are playing the 2nd best division as our NFC opponent. All 8 teams in the AFC South and NFC East are in the top 10 in SOS.

To all Houston sports fans, Houston is the 4th biggest city in America, there will be traffic on the way to your respective sports game. Come Early, Be Loud, Stay Late.

by TexasHoosier on Apr 20, 2010 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Week 17...

Is nothing but divisional matchups. The reason the Colts open on the road?

Week 17:

Titans @ Colts

That game is HUGE for the Colts.

We got handed our biggest, most golden opportunity at a divisional championship this season. We play Jax here at home.

Yes, our season is tough, but it’s going to be worth it to show how good our team REALLY is.

by Fuzion on Apr 20, 2010 6:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh, and...

2 MNF games this season.

It’s damn well time. Take it to’em boys.

by Fuzion on Apr 20, 2010 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe the colts

will be 16-0 and rest there players and then we beat em and make playoffs…

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Apr 20, 2010 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Home early and often

If we wana talk about when our season will be made, it’s in the first 6 weeks. We have 4 of 6 at home and then a bye week before MNF @Indy.

Our season is defined in the first month and a half.

by DisplacedTexan on Apr 20, 2010 6:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Good news/bad news

GOOD:
-We seem to get a lot of the creampuffs early, could build confidence.
-We get a whole offseason to prepare for the first game against the Colts
-We get a bye week to prepare for the second game against the Colts
-Only 2 2-game road trips.
-Good bye week timing
BAD:
-Funky schedule with the 4, 11, 6 days thing circled around the two national games.
-Obviously, a rough slate of games.

I think this is about as good as we could’ve hoped for.

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter

by riversmccown on Apr 20, 2010 6:13 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Completely agree

With this assessment.

I think actually the bye week could hurt us, too. We’ll see though.

by Fuzion on Apr 20, 2010 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh and the 2 2-game road trips

That is a vast improvement. Finally, I think our boys can finally utilize the real Reliant Advantage.

by Fuzion on Apr 20, 2010 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Addendum to bad

If we do happen to run into the same sort of playoff scenario as we had last year, our fate is definitely not going to be in our own hands.

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter

by riversmccown on Apr 20, 2010 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Of course...

Then again, we’d better not be clawing at the end of the season again. This season we have no excuses. Tough schedule or not, we get handed the most forgiving tough schedule yet. That bye week will be a Godsend this season.

by Fuzion on Apr 20, 2010 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Poor Tacks...

Week 12: Titans @ Texans
Week 13: Jags @ Titans
Week 14: Colts @ Titans
Week 15: Texans @ Titans

Yeah, it’s a 3-week home advantage, but all divisional opponents. None of which are laughable match-ups for the Tacks. That is going to be a rough 4 week span.

Deserving bastards…

by Fuzion on Apr 20, 2010 6:25 PM CDT reply actions  

yea put them through that shit for a change

If at first you don't succeed, draft, draft again

by Antho10000 on Apr 20, 2010 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

No kidding

Highly looking forward to watching the Titanic Collapse of 2010. Hahahaha.

by Fuzion on Apr 20, 2010 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hell yea

I mean who didnt enjoy that madden like ass kicking they received up in foxboro

If at first you don't succeed, draft, draft again

by Antho10000 on Apr 20, 2010 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hilarious.

Especially that game against the PATS. I have to admit that I was having a shitty weekend at around that time, so I went to MCM to have some shits and giggles.

EPIC.

by typhoon.infamous on Apr 21, 2010 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Don't forget in week 17...

it’s the Colts….who knows if they’ll need it or not, but they get division heavy.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 20, 2010 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

skins 11th, chiefs 16th...

so the skins will give them a good look at what to expect the next 4 wks, then they get a lil easy week vs the cheifs (tho u never know)

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Apr 20, 2010 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Texans can rest starters since they will already have clinched

He’s always open. He catches a lot of balls. He’s un-guardable, no matter how old he is

by WarWolf on Apr 20, 2010 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hell yeah

Let’s not throw away games, because the football gods won’t appreciate that .. Hence what happened in the SB.

by typhoon.infamous on Apr 21, 2010 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

hell yea we've been that AFC South team with a murdurous stretch the last couple yrs

good to see we’re plugged w/o vaseline this time..

altho we do have a brutal schedule, it we play to our potential no1 can touch us

we can be a top 10 defensive team and top 3 offensive team.. not many teams have that capability

by HB23 on Apr 20, 2010 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

i meant to say ’’we’re NOT plugged w/o vaseline"

by HB23 on Apr 20, 2010 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I pick it up from the floor of my shower

And then continue cleaning myself.

I don’t post from prison, so I wouldn’t know what you’re refering to.

kthx

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

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by Autra on Apr 21, 2010 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Autra them be lies

i know you were in huntsville for a while till they cleared you of those murder charges… mostly because no one cares about cowgirl cheerleaders anymore

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Apr 21, 2010 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry,

that should’ve said:

“I don’t no longer post from prison”

Carry on.

Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.

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by Autra on Apr 21, 2010 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

thanks for

clearing that up autra… hey if you ever go back i will send you brownies with escape tools

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Apr 21, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Better start 5-1

b/c going better than 5-5 down the stretch could be tough.

Yes...as a matter of fact, that IS a pic of Steve McNair & Sahel Kazemi parasailing. Suck it, Titans fans.

by -Jay on Apr 20, 2010 6:36 PM CDT reply actions  

The only stumbling block we have are the ones we've had since 2002.

We need to win in the division, Going having only one or two wins in division will not cut it this year we need to at least spit the division. We play the NFC and non AFC South well. Go Texans.

by TSSaloic on Apr 20, 2010 6:58 PM CDT reply actions  

I think he was going for the point that we suck in the division
We play the NFC and non AFC South well.

I read that as: “We play everyone but the AFC South well.”

To all Houston sports fans, Houston is the 4th biggest city in America, there will be traffic on the way to your respective sports game. Come Early, Be Loud, Stay Late.

by TexasHoosier on Apr 20, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

10-6

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Apr 20, 2010 7:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah....

we gotta get Ryan Mathews our defensive studs!

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 20, 2010 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

with the present team and this schedule : 7-9 or 8-8
after what i hope will be a A+ draft weekend : double digit wins. How many tho are still to be determined

If at first you don't succeed, draft, draft again

by Antho10000 on Apr 20, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Re: Ryan Mathews
Hearing that Ryan Mathews may not make it to Texans at 20. Also, Earl Thomas could potentially slip if he doesn’t go by 12.

-Lance Z’s Twitter

by Mike Kerns on Apr 20, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seattle

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Apr 20, 2010 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

49ers?

It depends on if spiller goes early

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Apr 20, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

gibbs went to seattle right?

cuz if he did then i say Mathews

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Apr 20, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

That may be the best news I have heard all day!

The team? The Giants. Word is they may be looking for a replacement for Jacobs.

Miami, believe it or not, could go RB since Ricky’s aging, Ronnie’s always hurt, and they are built to run.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 20, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's not surprising...

They are built to run…they need to be able to run to help Henne’s growth…their RBs are becoming ?s (aging Ricky who may soon be gone + broken down Ronnie)….makes sense.

I think it would be the happiest I ever been for a team that I don’t care about.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 20, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now Lance Z is saying
Starting to feel good about plugging Ryan Mathews in as my selection for Texans in my final mock draft. Hearing Mathews from solid sources

Maybe Pancakes hacked his Twitter account…

by Mike Kerns on Apr 20, 2010 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's on, beeeeeee

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com

by bigfatdrunk on Apr 20, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rick Gosselin

Has him going to Dolphins @ 12. But….. here’s some of the other picks we havent seen before:

8. Oakland Raiders: Kyle Wilson, CB
12. Miami Dolphins: Ryan Matthews, RB
16. Tennessee Titans: Brandon Graham, DE
18. Pittsburgh Steelers: Jared Odrick, DE/DT
19. Atlanta Falcons: Bryan Bulaga, OT
27. Dallas Cowboys: Dez Bryant, WR
29. New York Jets: Kareem Jackson, CB
30. Minnesota Vikings: Roger Safford, OT

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spt/football/cowboys/stories/041810dnspogoosemock.33ea398.html

Die hard Texan fan from the heart of Denmark!

by zala on Apr 20, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

psh, can you really trust the dallas media?

i’m sure they’re a lot worse than the monkeys working under the aliases Richard Justice and Jerome Solomon.
Also, Fuck Dallas.

by typhoon.infamous on Apr 21, 2010 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Actually...

RG’s mock draft is usually one of the better ones around draft season…

This one? Not so much, but he has been good in the past.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 21, 2010 12:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

I dont trust any mock that has Dez Bryant falling to 27

especially when 27 is the team the mocker covers.

To all Houston sports fans, Houston is the 4th biggest city in America, there will be traffic on the way to your respective sports game. Come Early, Be Loud, Stay Late.

by TexasHoosier on Apr 22, 2010 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

socctty!

It’s been awhile, man. Good to see you alive.

- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter

by riversmccown on Apr 20, 2010 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup, came out from under my cave for the draft!

Wanted to see how my DGDB&D brethren were doing over here as well. This place needs more piss and vinegar.

by socctty on Apr 20, 2010 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

No.

Now if you had asked if we SHOULD instead of NEED, then yeah probably.

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Apr 20, 2010 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

tiugh schedule but eh

if we realize our full potential we can be a top 10 Defense and a top 3 Offense and kick all their arses..

how many other teams can say that?

by HB23 on Apr 20, 2010 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Texans have the toughest schedule

Bring it on !

He’s always open. He catches a lot of balls. He’s un-guardable, no matter how old he is

by WarWolf on Apr 20, 2010 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Soooo,

I am happy the NFL is loving our team this year, with 2 MNFs and a Thurs. I am just hoping that we do real good on those games.. because they aren’t going to be easy wins.. But if we show up and win this year there will be no doubts among other fans the Houston Texans are a good team… Andre for MVP this year!

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Apr 20, 2010 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

I love the schedule as much as possible with it being the toughest

We got 3 cold weather games: @ NYJ – Week 11, @ PHI – Week 13, @ DEN – Week 16

No long home or road streaks

The 4, 11, 6 days rest is no big deal. Any team playing on a Thursday has 4 days rest (unless they had a bye previously) and any team playing on Monday gets 6 days rest. Having the Thursday then Monday nighters is nice because we get the 11 days off going into the most important stretch of the season.

To all Houston sports fans, Houston is the 4th biggest city in America, there will be traffic on the way to your respective sports game. Come Early, Be Loud, Stay Late.

by TexasHoosier on Apr 20, 2010 8:22 PM CDT reply actions  

That may not matter though

The Texans made a pretty strong statement when they played the Packers at Lambeau two years ago… They weren’t all that affected by the weather in that one.

by Karsh on Apr 20, 2010 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know

We actually have a good cold weather history, I was just pointing it out

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by TexasHoosier on Apr 20, 2010 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

16-0

yayyyyy(retard voice)

Ok now that that is out of the way, 11-5 sounds like best case, 10-6 is what i hope

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by Taco Joe on Apr 20, 2010 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

if we lose to the colts in the opener we go 9-7

but we will still make the playoffs

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Apr 20, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here's a link. we get some love.

We’re picked as having the hardest schedule.

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by distant_texans_fan on Apr 20, 2010 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

I approve of sed woman beating

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by Taco Joe on Apr 20, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-network-total-access/09000d5d817a72f6/Strength-of-Schedule

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by distant_texans_fan on Apr 20, 2010 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

10-6

Wow, just seeing this got me pumped for next season. I agree that given our tough SOS, this is the best we could have hoped for. We cannot afford to get off to a slow start this season. Anything less than 4-2 (hopefully 5-2) could spell heartbreak once again in Houston. I really hope this is the year.

by Texans 'Til I Die on Apr 20, 2010 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

My super early projection (hope I'm wrong)

In parenthesis, I have the team’s record and point differential last season followed by an explanation. Last year we were 9-7 with a +55 point differential.

Projected wins
@ Redskins (4-12, -70) – acquiring McNabb and a good draft still not enough to consider this a game a tossup
vs Giants (8-8, -25) – at home, I believe this is a game we should win; we win the QB battle
vs Chiefs (4-12, -130) – is an explanation really necessary here? just contain Charles and we’re fine
vs Jaguars (7-9, -90) – you could argue this should be a tossup because we were swept last year (still can’t believe it, this is what truly killed our playoff hopes); Jax ended last season with a 4 game losing streak

Projected losses
@ Colts (14-2, +109) – while I think it’s a winnable game, I can’t justify labeling this a tossup when we’re winless at Indy
vs Chargers (13-3, +134) – even at home, Chargers still have to be considered the safe bet to pull out a win against an inferior team
@ Jets (9-7, +112) – see: last year; Jets were already a horrible matchup for us, and they’ve gotten better with big names and transactions
vs Ravens (9-7, +130) – people probably won’t like this one being considered a loss, but I can’t forget how they demolished us two years ago; their offense is better now and defense is still solid
@ Titans (8-8, -48) – as long as VY is healthy, it’s going to be tough to beat the VY/CJ combo on the road

Tossups
vs Colts (14-2, +109) – considering our common slow starts, you could argue this should be a loss; at home though, I feel we’re due for a lucky win after some heart-break losses
vs Cowboys (11-5, +111) – can’t wait to see the atmosphere of this game, and I hope the players understand the magnitude of it and step it up a notch; at home, we are good enough to win this game
@ Raiders (5-11, -182) – I know, I can’t believe I’m calling this a tossup either; this is based on our difficulties with this team in the past, just not confident enough in this team to call this a sure win
@ Jaguars (7-9, -90) – we nearly won this game last year with an injured Schaub; no reason why we can’t win this game
vs Titans (8-8, -48) – another huge game similar to the Cowboys’ game, can we finally beat VY? we have a shot obviously at home
@ Eagles (11-5, +111) – I think Kolb is going to have a productive season, but a question mark this big allows the game to be considered a tossup, despite being a road game in the cold
@ Broncos (8-8, +2) – a lot of this depends on which Denver team shows up, and who’s QB-ing this team when we play them? also without Brandon Marshall, I could have easily put this in the win category.

So I have a total of 4 sure wins, 5 sure losses, and 7 tossups. This means we could be anywhere from 4-12 to 11-5. Sounds about right to be honest. If our schedule is as hard as everyone will make it out to be, and we get out to our normal slow starts, and if Schaub can’t repeat last season’s durability, it could get ugly in a hurry. It’s probably more likely that our schedule isn’t nearly as bad as it looks, and we win some close games this year we weren’t able to win last year.

The tossup games are obviously critical in deciding if we can make the playoffs. I’m going to be a bit conservative and predict we’ll go 4-3 in these games (W vs Cowboys, Raiders, Jaguars, and Broncos).

So my prediction is 8-8. So long Kubiak, and good luck in your next job in Washington under Shanahan (whatever that position may be).

by goingforthecorner on Apr 20, 2010 11:05 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Based on the projected wins/losses,

we’d have to go 6-1 in our tossup games just to be 10-6. Yikes.

by goingforthecorner on Apr 20, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ehhh....

I think you’re significantly undervaluing the team…considering that we suffered 6 losses by 1 score or less. Not that we’re dominant, but I think we can play with just about any team in the league.

It’s also quite a bit early to make predicitions when the 53 man rosters aren’t even in. Plenty o’ time to dissect this.

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by TexansDC on Apr 20, 2010 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree about the teams competitiveness

I expect them to be better next year. I expect them to gain at least two starters in the draft. I expect Connor Barwin to take a more active role in the defense.

They have a good preseason schedule also. I like playing the Saints when they do and the week long practice together.

The draft is finally upon us. The fact that it has seemed so long getting here, I think is a sign of the collective anticipation that the team is about to embark on good things this coming season….only thing is we are so unsure how to react to it. We have expectations but we also have doubts that can not be dismissed until the team DOES IT!

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Apr 20, 2010 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

There's doubts/skeptics but

saying things like this: “even at home, Chargers still have to be considered the safe bet to pull out a win against an inferior team” is a bit ridiculous.

What makes San Diego soooooo much better than the poor inferior Texans?

Last season, the Texans were better in:
- Total offense
- Passing
- Rushing
- Total defense
- Rush defense

9 yards so behind in pass defense, 0.8 points behind in points allowed, and 4 points behind in points scored…wouldn’t exactly call us inferior…..

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 20, 2010 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chargers accumulated their stats playing in an inferior division

They aren’t a team to be frightened of and can certainly be beaten at home.

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Apr 20, 2010 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

My first reaction is Yikes! This is one tough schedule!

The only game that jumps out at me screaming sure win (as if there were such a thing in the NFL) is week 5 vs KC. It will take a much more consistent effort, and no early season lull just to match last year’s 9-7. Kubiak needs to do a better job of preparing us for the first game. Playing the Colts week one at home is the best possible scenario for us to beat them. If we throw away that opportunity I see us regretting it in December, just as we did the fisaco that was the Jets game last year.

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by oiler-texan diehard on Apr 20, 2010 11:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Very good points OTD

I agree with your sentiments on the 1st game @ Colts. Makes me think we need to get the wounded warriors back on the field asap to take the Colts on right off the bat.

Also, now that I see this schedule it makes the upcoming draft all the more interesting. I so badly want to start looking at what this team will consist of going into the season.

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Apr 20, 2010 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Coming home for the Giants game

I planned on making the trip with a couple of friends from here for that one when I saw that we had the Giants at home.

I’ll post again when the time’s closer but would like to hook up for some tailgate goodness.

by HoustonTransplant on Apr 21, 2010 12:15 AM CDT reply actions  

I only have one problem with the schedule

Why wasn’t the Cowboys game a Monday Night game, or at the very least a prime time game?

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

by The Night Owl on Apr 21, 2010 12:16 AM CDT reply actions  

cuz they have too many other juicy games to line up the 'girls with

it woulda been nice to get it televised but theres truly no history between other than we’re lookin for respect in a cowgirls dominated state

the giants redskins eagles packers etc are sexier to the networks i guess

by HB23 on Apr 21, 2010 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

also we have 3 primetime games

hard to argue or b disappointed with that

by HB23 on Apr 21, 2010 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

But I want the entire country to watch the Texans kick some cowgirl ass

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

by The Night Owl on Apr 21, 2010 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's cool cause we have 3...

but it sucks when you look at some other teams…

NY Giants, Chicago, San Francisco – 4
Washington – 3

Seriously, Houston’s a large market + a fun team to watch….give us 1 more…although not with the Cowboys (who led the league with 6 games in prime time)

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 21, 2010 12:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

yea but the rest of the country doesnt care about H-town

always overlooked unfortunate but the way it will always be

by HB23 on Apr 21, 2010 12:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

it is due to the fact that

the Texans are having to build their rep and prove they are worthy of everyone’s attention, or until we have 20 yrs under our belt… and no one is really going to see Houston as a threat or even something to pay attention to until we beat the colts, twice, or win a super bowl.

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Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Apr 21, 2010 1:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

“until we beat the colts, twice, or and win a super bowl.”

Fixed!

by HoustonTransplant on Apr 21, 2010 2:22 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL @ DC getting three prime time games.

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.

by tehGrindCrusher on Apr 21, 2010 3:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Teams that draw nationally get Prime Time games

it doesnt matter how big the actual market is, the only thing that matter is how well the team draws nationally. Pittsburgh, Dallas, both New Yorks, Chicago, Washington, GB, and NE are all examples of teams that have alot of fans around the country and interest the casual fan. Once the Texans start winning continually and in the playoffs we will get more PT games not just because we are good, but because people around the country will know we are good and will tune in. All hardcore fans know we are on the up but a casual fan would rather see the Giants or Bears over us.

To all Houston sports fans, Houston is the 4th biggest city in America, there will be traffic on the way to your respective sports game. Come Early, Be Loud, Stay Late.

by TexasHoosier on Apr 22, 2010 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

I completely agree TNO, from the moment I realized the Girls would be making their 2nd visit

ever to Reliant this season, I was wondering which prime time slot would be given for that game. We all still savor the Texans’ inaugural contest, a Sunday night prime time slot that the Girls will never be able to live down. That 19-10 victory remains one of the best moments in the Texans brief history. While no one can complain about our allotment of 3 prime time games this year, I think many of us are disappointed that the Dalas game was left out. I would much rather have a week 3 Monday nighter than the December game vs Baltimore.

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by oiler-texan diehard on Apr 21, 2010 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hell, I would rather see a Dallas vs Houston Thanksgiving game

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

by The Night Owl on Apr 21, 2010 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

As would I, but unfortunately that is not possible this year given that Dallas is always home on Turkey Day

If we’re lucky maybe in 2014 it will happen. McNair should start lobbying now. For those old enough to remember when the mighty Earl was THE Houston NFL team, the 1979 T Day clash in Irving was spectacular. Earl ran for 195 yards and the Oilers beat Dallas 30-24. I was in So Cal going to UCI back then and passed up dinner at my roommate’s parents just so I could be sure to see the game without distraction. I have always had my priorities straight vis a vis football. Was the right choice, as I got a plate of food that night anyways.

It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!

by oiler-texan diehard on Apr 21, 2010 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I still don't understand why the Lions are always on a Thanksgiving Day game.

They always get their asses kicked. Is it like a tradition kind of thing? Or does Tom Brady make that much of a difference.

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by Rockets 4 Life on Apr 21, 2010 1:25 AM CDT reply actions  

The lions and cowgirls

have been a staple of the thanksgiving day since the pilgrims landed… (well not that long but Detriot since 1934 minus 39-40 due to FDR changing thanksgiving; Dallas since 1966)

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Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Apr 21, 2010 1:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

JJ

What has he had to say about our schedule.

by wkittinger on Apr 21, 2010 6:38 AM CDT reply actions  

JJ
Two Monday nite games….aaaaawwwwwww llllllooorrrrddd!

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by bigfatdrunk on Apr 21, 2010 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Awesome

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Apr 21, 2010 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

wait really

Duane Brown reads BRB???? does that mean he knows how much you want to hump his face bfd?

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Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Apr 21, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

No no no

That’s JJ and Glover. They’re my man-crushes.

(Figuratively, not literally. Sheesh.)

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by bigfatdrunk on Apr 21, 2010 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh ok....

well then he knows about your figurative man crushes on JJ and Glover, and your stalking of Brain Crushing, and Pollard.

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Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Apr 21, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

re: Glover

Does he have any idea what you said about him on draft weekend ’09? Which I refuted based on the clips of his play…

/told ya so

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by Shake on Apr 21, 2010 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not

Although I might as well be.

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