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NFL Draft Open Thread, Day 3 (MK. IV - 7th Round)

Who will be our answer to Mr. Irrelevant?  Stay tuned for some bad jokes and TexansDC and I talking to each other a lot.

The pick number?  7-20 (227)  The time it'll take to get here for someone who has been doing this since 7 AM?  Roughly equivalent to the time it would take Trindon Holliday to sprint across America.

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What’s everyone up to tonight?

by DisplacedTexan on Apr 24, 2010 2:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Just chillin'

wonderin what the fuck Texans are thinking, most of the day. Need to start drinkin soon.

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by CFHTim on Apr 24, 2010 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pappadeaux

w/Mr. & Mrs. MDC.

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by LoneSpot on Apr 24, 2010 2:41 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Prom.

Then rant about the picks, then sleep.

by typhoon.infamous on Apr 24, 2010 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck the titans

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

by Kiratomi on Apr 24, 2010 2:21 PM CDT reply actions  

^ this

"380 pounds of pure pirogi" ~ Cush

by LoneSpot on Apr 24, 2010 2:41 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

What's left of the big board

9. Donovan Warren – (22%) – CB – Michigan Move up/down Remove
18. Myron Rolle – (11%) – SS – Florida State Move up/down Remove
21. Jay Ross – (6%) – DT – East Carolina Move up/down Remove
23. Dorin Dickerson – (6%) – TE – Pittsburgh Move up/down Remove

26. George Selvie – (6%) – DE – South Florida Move up/down Remove
27. Selvish Capers – (6%) – OT – West Virginia Move up/down Remove
28. Dekoda Watson – (11%) – OLB – Florida State Move up/down Remove
29. Kavell Conner – (6%) – OLB – Clemson Move up/down Remove
40. Patrick Stoudamire – (6%) – CB – Western Illinois Move up/down Remove
41. Jeff Byers – (6%) – C – Southern California Move up/down Remove
42. Colin Peek – (6%) – TE – Alabama Move up/down Remove
43. Danario Alexander – (6%) – WR – Missouri Move up/down Remove
44. Jeremy Williams – (6%) – WR – Tulane Move up/down Remove
45. Vince Oghobaase – (6%) – DT – Duke Move up/down Remove
46. Syd’Quan Thompson – (11%) – CB – California Move up/down Remove
50. Brandon Carter – (17%) – OG – Texas Tech Move up/down Remove
51. Sergio Render – (6%) – OG – Virginia Tech Move up/down Remove
52. Kevin Matthews – (6%) – C – Texas A&M Move up/down Remove
54. Jamar Chaney – (6%) – ILB – Mississippi State Move up/down Remove
56. Jeff Owens – (6%) – DT – Georgia Move up/down Remove
63. Rashawn Jackson – (6%) – FB – Virginia Move up/down Remove

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by riversmccown on Apr 24, 2010 2:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Titans popped Rolle

Good pick, they need someone to explain them fancy books to them.

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by riversmccown on Apr 24, 2010 2:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Rolle and VY

I see a fantastic sit-com there.

by DisplacedTexan on Apr 24, 2010 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

pinky and the brain?

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

by Kiratomi on Apr 24, 2010 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Nice one

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by distant_texans_fan on Apr 24, 2010 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

*SAD FACE*

i wanted rolle F U BESFs

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Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Apr 24, 2010 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

FUCK.

Now I have to hate Myron Rolle’s guts.

Seriously fuck that guy. Give me your lunch money.

by chrisjay307 on Apr 24, 2010 2:22 PM CDT reply actions  

I can no longer root for Rolle.

I want to, but I can’t.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 24, 2010 2:22 PM CDT reply actions  

If Donovan Warren is available....I do it.

Kevin Matthews is also a consideration.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 24, 2010 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

This^

ive been sayin Warren since the 5th

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Apr 24, 2010 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

He would be a bad FS.

I write for a Michigan football blog (as a baseball contributor). Too many mental issues there. He’s a solid corner, bad safety. Mental issues worry me. He’s been nonchalant most of his career. Shouldn’t have come out early. It’s why he’s still on the board.

by formerlyanonymous on Apr 24, 2010 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

That said

I think he’d be a decent second option as a wild card take at corner.

by formerlyanonymous on Apr 24, 2010 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

in the 7th I dont care

Hes too good to pass up and Manis could be our safety warren could be nickle, dime dont care

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Apr 24, 2010 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

*McManis

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Apr 24, 2010 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Interesting analysis

Thanks for that.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 24, 2010 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

^ This...

Is why I want Brian Jackson over Donovan Warren….

by Fuzion on Apr 24, 2010 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Another reason...

40 Time

Donovan Warren: 4.67
Brian Jackson: 4.62

Both 6’1".

by Fuzion on Apr 24, 2010 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh and...

Jackson is 202 lbs, Warren is 193 lbs.

by Fuzion on Apr 24, 2010 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like the matthews idea

bump Myers over and get a true center. what are his stats off the top of anyone’s head?

by Big'OlKellKell on Apr 24, 2010 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

we got Shelley

he’s an upgrade over Myers already..

by leacheatsbabies on Apr 24, 2010 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well until the titans picked him

Rolle was the SMART pick….. you see what i did there i made a funny….

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Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Apr 24, 2010 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow

why the fuck. why does everything i love go to the tits

by AlDe2356 on Apr 24, 2010 2:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Cause Bud Adams hates you.

Thats why he left houston

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by distant_texans_fan on Apr 24, 2010 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because Bud Adams requires tears for sustenance

"It is a terrible thing to have ideals and a conscience, to say nothing of professional pride."

by indifferent5000 on Apr 24, 2010 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

well no shit Pancakes...

 bq. Can you believe the Panthers have drafted QBs Jimmy Clausen and Tony Pike. Matt Moore better watch out.

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

by Kiratomi on Apr 24, 2010 2:26 PM CDT reply actions  

rolle is the real carlton off fresh prince

IMO he’s too smart to be a football player..instincts have to take over in football with minimal thought

by leacheatsbabies on Apr 24, 2010 2:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Here's how my shadow played out on texanphil's site.

20. Dan Williams (57%) DT Tennessee
58. Morgan Burnett (11%) FS Georgia Tech
81. Brandon Ghee (29%) CB Wake Forest
102. Mitch Petrus (8%) OG Arkansas
118. Akwasi Owusu-Ansah (15%) CB Indiana (PA)
144. Cam Thomas (14%) DT North Carolina
187. Dezmon Briscoe (8%) WR Kansas
197. Myron Rolle (8%) SS Florida State

I might change some of the picks later when I review it so that it better jives with the first shadow draft (the ultimate goal being a “fake” possible Texans team) but I like this a lot more than what the Texans did.

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by riversmccown on Apr 24, 2010 2:27 PM CDT reply actions  

I think we all found out…..big NTs don’t work in Houston.

Petrus, while strong, may not be able to play in the ZBS because of his feet.

Smithiak has earned the benefit of the doubt….they have turned this team around through the draft.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 24, 2010 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

and, to me, that is the big thing here...

Smithiak has taken us from 2-14 to 9-7 primarily through the draft.

As much as I wanna bitch about certain picks, I can’t. They have the track record on their side that they know what they’re doing.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 24, 2010 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think the idea is to disparage the Texans picks

It’s just fun to see what could have and might have been.

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by riversmccown on Apr 24, 2010 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fire Bill Kollar?

What?

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 24, 2010 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

you forgot the

11

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by TexansDC on Apr 24, 2010 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Apr 24, 2010 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can only dream

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by nolander on Apr 24, 2010 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

no TE?

shame on you man. you know “we can never have enough TEs”

excuse me while I go bang my head into the wall repeatedly

by leacheatsbabies on Apr 24, 2010 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the Texans pick

a FB.

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Apr 24, 2010 2:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Like this idea

Sad it wouldn’t be John Conner.

VA FB Rashawn Jackson probably the best available one.

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by riversmccown on Apr 24, 2010 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does Colorado St have a FB in the draft?

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Apr 24, 2010 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Project QB

Kubiak loves shit like that.

by DisplacedTexan on Apr 24, 2010 2:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey! The Bills got their QB!

Levi Brown from Troy…Now the Texans have to go FB

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Apr 24, 2010 2:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Not one of the Texans draft picks are over 6'3"

just an observation…

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Apr 24, 2010 2:37 PM CDT reply actions  

I want to know

how good Agent Holliday’s hands are… i mean we all know that guy makes Speedy Gonzales look like a tortoise… and I am pretty sure smithiak wanted someone reliable to take Jakespeare’s place on the return game, so i just wanted to know how good his hands are didn’t get a chance to check him out much…

and It’s a big guy kinda name, Shelley, i am not gonna be able to say his name without a giggle

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by Taco Joe on Apr 24, 2010 2:41 PM CDT reply actions  

scouts say he has good technique in fielding kicks and punts

and he has minimal botches/fumbles for his LSU career. He’s a kick return specialist

holliday = better starting field position for our offense..and the ability to take a screen 90 yards

by leacheatsbabies on Apr 24, 2010 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know it ESPN but

On rumors it says Tate to Start right away?

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Apr 24, 2010 2:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Not surprising

Drafting him that high, he is already 2nd on the depth chart (presumably behind Slaton) before even signing his contract.

by Mike Kerns on Apr 24, 2010 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

He is a RB

Why wouldn’t he? He seems more like an every down guy then slaton. He’ll probably get 15-20 touches and slaton/foster will get the rest

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by nolander on Apr 24, 2010 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't doubt it

Slaton’s on the mend.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 24, 2010 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't be surprised

if Slaton ends up being the 3rd down back. They will probably try to minimize further injuries to him.

by kaizer on Apr 24, 2010 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ten picks to the Texans

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Apr 24, 2010 2:44 PM CDT reply actions  

I like that at the same time as the draft

LenWhale, Washington go to Seattle, and Jason Campbell goes to the Super Giant Black Hole AKA oakland

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by Taco Joe on Apr 24, 2010 2:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Look at all those compensatory picks, why bother?

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Apr 24, 2010 2:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Todd McShay mocks that we will draft Danario Alexander with our last pick.

I don’t mind this pick. If he did not get injured, he could have been picked in the 1st, 2nd, or 3rd round. So he has a ton of talent. This guy could replace K Dub if necessary.

A statement to the players of the Jazz and Mavericks: Please stop flopping all over the court.

by Rockets 4 Life on Apr 24, 2010 2:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Doesn't like their QB?

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Apr 24, 2010 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

no he loves some wang

BTW pete prisco is talkin shit about carolina

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Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Apr 24, 2010 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kevin Matthews

If I say it enough, it has to happen, right?

Kubes wouldn’t let him go undrafted?

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 24, 2010 2:46 PM CDT reply actions  

we would have the insider track on him as a UFA I bet

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by nolander on Apr 24, 2010 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holiday

That cat ran a 10 flat 100 meter sprint to win the NCAA

by wkittinger on Apr 24, 2010 2:47 PM CDT reply actions  

A little

Some mexican food was calling my name more than the draft

by wkittinger on Apr 24, 2010 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

MMMM

my peoples food

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Apr 24, 2010 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

fantastic excuse

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by bigfatdrunk on Apr 24, 2010 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

How about the C from USC? Jeff Byers?

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Apr 24, 2010 2:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Capers....

its too much for me to handle….

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

by Kiratomi on Apr 24, 2010 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

They give me gas. too....

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Apr 24, 2010 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Schematic fit

but Seattle has passed on him and their line isn’t great. I find that a little telling.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 24, 2010 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

He has had hip surgery...

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Apr 24, 2010 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

There ya go

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 24, 2010 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

No way

Ragdoll makes sure that more than half our games remain competitive.

by kaizer on Apr 24, 2010 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Way less

There’s only 4 picks left. Maybe 15-20 minutes.

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by riversmccown on Apr 24, 2010 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crappy class of kickers

Wouldn’t surprise me if they’re all UDFA or if people take them after us in the compensatory 7th round range

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 24, 2010 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Best kicker had a career FG made % of 78%

Range wise….no one has a boot.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 24, 2010 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

has anyone noticed

That the Smithiak has shied away from Longhorn’s since Okam???

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Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Apr 24, 2010 2:55 PM CDT reply actions  

It's all Okam's fault

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Apr 24, 2010 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would say lets run him over

but then we would need something the size of a dump truck to dent Franks fat underpreforming ass!

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by Taco Joe on Apr 24, 2010 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

That selection of wang really got the penis jokes flowing

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by nolander on Apr 24, 2010 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thats a shame

I was really hoping he would pull something out of his ass literally

by Draco on Apr 24, 2010 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very

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by CFHTim on Apr 24, 2010 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

To whoever said QB project

Jevan Snead is still on the board.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 24, 2010 3:01 PM CDT reply actions  

I like pick 231

Redskins (From Eagles through Broncos and Patriots)

Nobody wants that guy…they’re all trading it away

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Apr 24, 2010 3:02 PM CDT reply actions  

who

are the best players left for us?

by Edgar Villegas on Apr 24, 2010 3:02 PM CDT reply actions  

CBS sports

says team needs have been filled except for FS and K… I thought we had two kickers lol

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by Taco Joe on Apr 24, 2010 3:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Boncos took our CB! Syd-Quan

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Apr 24, 2010 3:03 PM CDT reply actions  

were next

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Apr 24, 2010 3:04 PM CDT reply actions  

drum roll, please

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Apr 24, 2010 3:05 PM CDT reply actions  

here it is, last pick, who we takin?

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

by Kiratomi on Apr 24, 2010 3:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Any good safety prospects left ?

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by CFHTim on Apr 24, 2010 3:06 PM CDT reply actions  

And the last pick by the texans in the 2010 draft is

Earl Campbell Jr…

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by Taco Joe on Apr 24, 2010 3:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Who's the highest TE on our board?

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by bigfatdrunk on Apr 24, 2010 3:06 PM CDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

TE!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

by Kiratomi on Apr 24, 2010 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Better yet..

Any converted teight ends that can play safety ?

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by CFHTim on Apr 24, 2010 3:06 PM CDT reply actions  

taking a long time....

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Apr 24, 2010 3:07 PM CDT reply actions  

BFD used to play TE

but then tim, and rivers got a hold of him… ;) ;)

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by Taco Joe on Apr 24, 2010 3:07 PM CDT reply actions  

not so tight anymore...

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Apr 24, 2010 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

workout warrior!!!

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Apr 24, 2010 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

TE !

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by CFHTim on Apr 24, 2010 3:07 PM CDT reply actions  

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ANOTHER TE?!!!!

A statement to the players of the Jazz and Mavericks: Please stop flopping all over the court.

by Rockets 4 Life on Apr 24, 2010 3:08 PM CDT reply actions  

of course

i mean, why the hell not

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

by Kiratomi on Apr 24, 2010 3:08 PM CDT reply actions  

This is complete bullshit.

7 TEs?! 7?!

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 24, 2010 3:08 PM CDT reply actions  

unreal

ALL TE"S ALL THE TIME

by Draco on Apr 24, 2010 3:08 PM CDT reply actions  

I can see the comentary now!

The TE snaps the ball to the TE how fakes to the TE before scrambling right. No, wait, its a reverse!! he hands of to the TE, who has the TE out in front blocking!! He goes all the way!! Great play their by the TExans.

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by distant_texans_fan on Apr 24, 2010 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

^ this

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

by Kiratomi on Apr 24, 2010 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

SCORE TE!!!

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Apr 24, 2010 3:08 PM CDT reply actions  

What the fuck are we going to do with 7 motherfucking TEs?!

Granted, it’s great value, but it’s fucking STOOPID

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 24, 2010 3:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Trade some of them I hope

Hopefully for a FS

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

by The Night Owl on Apr 24, 2010 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Unbefuckinglievable

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by bigfatdrunk on Apr 24, 2010 3:08 PM CDT reply actions  

I can't help but laugh.

I haven’t stopped.

I don’t believe how bad this is. 7 TEs. 7.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 24, 2010 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly. Once i scrolled down to see TE, I knew.

I bet, Smithiak is going, “That’s what you get BRB, you and your TE jokes. SUCK IT!”

by typhoon.infamous on Apr 24, 2010 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

And it turns out

He’ll play WR. So no harm, no foul.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 24, 2010 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

9 TEs

You forgot about Barwin & Mitchell

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by The Night Owl on Apr 24, 2010 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

10

you forgot about Brown

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by nolander on Apr 24, 2010 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL yep the first TE that we drafted ..

I thought :

(unheard)
Smithiack: “This is a shoutout to all my homies at BRB. Here you go folks, a TE!”

like as if they use that king of language in Real Life =D but in a humorous skit .. hehe anything goes ;-).

by BattleRedFan on Apr 24, 2010 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe at WR..

and Dickerson has REALLY good value in the bottom of the 7th..

a lot of FS, CB and OG prospects will become undraftet free agents to choose from

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by zala on Apr 24, 2010 3:09 PM CDT reply actions  

The new Offensive Scheme

TE playing RB, FB, then 4 more lined up on either side of the line… we can call it, Texans I-formation…

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by Taco Joe on Apr 24, 2010 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dickerson was all everything, big-time Workout Warrior, see my FanPost!

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Apr 24, 2010 3:09 PM CDT reply actions  

maybe at WR..

and Dickerson has REALLY good value in the bottom of the 7th..

a lot of FS, CB and OG prospects will become undraftet free agents to choose from

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by zala on Apr 24, 2010 3:10 PM CDT reply actions  

wait a sec

the dude is 6’4 ran 4.4 hes more a WR

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by Joe25 on Apr 24, 2010 3:10 PM CDT reply actions  

NFL.com
40 Yd Dash
4.4 secs
Bench Press
24.0 reps
Vertical Jump
43.5 inches
Broad Jump
125.0 inches
3 Cone Drill
6.96 secs
20 Yd Shuttle
4.3 secs

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Apr 24, 2010 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

4 TE sets?

Play some of our TE like OD as slot recievers?

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Apr 24, 2010 3:10 PM CDT reply actions  

We're preparing for the Jets.

Their CBs can’t cover our TEs.

/whatthefuck

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 24, 2010 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll give Pancakes points for this one

McClain_on_NFL‎: Texans will unveil their six-tight end formation against the Colts. With the last pick in the draft, they took Pitt TE Dorin Dickerson.

by ynnhoj on Apr 24, 2010 3:11 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Dickerson is the only draftee

over 6’3"

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Apr 24, 2010 3:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Maybe thats why they drafted him

They needed a draftee over 6’3"

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by distant_texans_fan on Apr 24, 2010 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great value

OD might be a goner

by AllenOU on Apr 24, 2010 3:12 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Sounds liek another James Casey.

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by distant_texans_fan on Apr 24, 2010 3:13 PM CDT reply actions  

God my spelling is terrible today.

I fixed two other mistakes in that five words and I still missed one

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by distant_texans_fan on Apr 24, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey didn't we just sign OD long term?

A statement to the players of the Jazz and Mavericks: Please stop flopping all over the court.

by Rockets 4 Life on Apr 24, 2010 3:13 PM CDT reply actions  

No.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 24, 2010 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Od wont get a long term deal until he has proven he is 100%

that is why he signed his tender

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Apr 24, 2010 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

repoting for value...

TE playing RB, FB, then 4 more lined up on either side of the line… we can call it, Texans I-formation…

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Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Apr 24, 2010 3:14 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

for naming what we all were thinking of.

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by BattleRedHusker on Apr 24, 2010 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually i think this formation might actually work..

I will draw it up and send it to Kubiak IMMEDIATELY

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by Taco Joe on Apr 24, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here's how that 6 TE Formation will look

Casey at HB
Hill at FB
Dreesen & Graham in the slots
Daniels & Dickerson split wide out

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

by The Night Owl on Apr 24, 2010 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm so confused.

Maybe Smithiak was abducted and help hostage by a TE and developed Stockholm Syndromme and wakes up with semen in his sheets after a long night of wet-dreaming about the day will be reunited with his lover.

But in seriousness… why did we even bother with the first TE if we got this guy? I mean… Myron Rolle is STILL on the board. or we could have got RB Depth with Blounte. I’m not a GM but this IS a little weird.

Winning season... Check. Higher expectation bar... big Check.

by BattleRedHusker on Apr 24, 2010 3:15 PM CDT reply actions  

held hostage*

Winning season... Check. Higher expectation bar... big Check.

by BattleRedHusker on Apr 24, 2010 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

since he is coming back from an injury

at best probably 3rd 4th rnder

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Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Apr 24, 2010 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

7

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

by Kiratomi on Apr 24, 2010 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

OD, Thor, Dreesen, Hill, 2 Rookies. who else?

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by BattleRedHusker on Apr 24, 2010 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

heres the link for ya ^.^

http://blogs.nfl.com/2010/04/23/veteran-te-gaines-agrees-to-one-year-texans-deal/

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

by Kiratomi on Apr 24, 2010 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks Kiratomi!

I was looking at the official site’s roster and still confused.

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by BattleRedHusker on Apr 24, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

No Problem

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

by Kiratomi on Apr 24, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

7 TEs

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Apr 24, 2010 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

9 if you count Barwin & Mitchell

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

by The Night Owl on Apr 24, 2010 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Owen Daniels better be gone...

The Texans’ Coaching Staff should be drawn & quartered for their 3rd day draft picks. We didn’t address Safety, we drafted two TEs, we only got one OL on an OL that is one play away from the IR, and we passed on other talent that would have made more sense.

For having such a solid first two days, it is dissappointing to see the team miss on needs going into a season we needed to make a statement…

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by Robertpz on Apr 24, 2010 3:17 PM CDT reply actions  

2nd for sure

and 3-5th as well would be MY guess. dunno how injury effects that

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by BattleRedHusker on Apr 24, 2010 3:17 PM CDT reply actions  

reply to Kaizer^

Winning season... Check. Higher expectation bar... big Check.

by BattleRedHusker on Apr 24, 2010 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm staying on until the compensation picks are up, since those are untradeable

And then I’m out of here. It was a pleasure guiding you guys through a wonderful day of tight ends and Ed Wang jokes.

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by riversmccown on Apr 24, 2010 3:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Why do we want to get rid of OD

He is such a key to our offense.

A statement to the players of the Jazz and Mavericks: Please stop flopping all over the court.

by Rockets 4 Life on Apr 24, 2010 3:20 PM CDT reply actions  

just tore the same ACL for a 3rd time?

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by BattleRedHusker on Apr 24, 2010 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shit.

I thought it was only the second time.

A statement to the players of the Jazz and Mavericks: Please stop flopping all over the court.

by Rockets 4 Life on Apr 24, 2010 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm pretty sure that

it was the second time he tore the acl in that knee, but he also tore it in that other one as well. so third total, but second in that leg.. i think

by Superdave532 on Apr 24, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

this too.

Good chance he’ll be pseudo Dunta here and want a contract that is at the level he WAS playing but has yet to proove he can return to form. from the interview he gave on Jim Rome, it sounds like he wont, but that could be one of those “Saying the right things for the camera” moments.

Winning season... Check. Higher expectation bar... big Check.

by BattleRedHusker on Apr 24, 2010 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe Hill or Dressen are gonners.

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by distant_texans_fan on Apr 24, 2010 3:21 PM CDT reply actions  

I think OD

Neither Hill or Dressen have trade value

by kaizer on Apr 24, 2010 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed but OD has value to the team if he can return.

otherwise i’d say Hill is the odd man out. Dreesen is worth a 5-7th. 5th if we’re lucky. he’s produced in OD’s void

Winning season... Check. Higher expectation bar... big Check.

by BattleRedHusker on Apr 24, 2010 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I pulled my

love muscle last night… then i had a girl pull it too

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Apr 24, 2010 3:21 PM CDT reply actions  

what about her taco?

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Apr 24, 2010 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dickerson looks good on film.

Needs to bulk up a bit for blocking.

A statement to the players of the Jazz and Mavericks: Please stop flopping all over the court.

by Rockets 4 Life on Apr 24, 2010 3:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Move him

He is to light for TE and we already have plenty of them maybe he is going to be a WR

by wkittinger on Apr 24, 2010 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why did we not get a center?

Chris Myers is HORRIBLE. That video of Kris Jenkins tossing him aside like he’s a child proves it.

A statement to the players of the Jazz and Mavericks: Please stop flopping all over the court.

by Rockets 4 Life on Apr 24, 2010 3:27 PM CDT reply actions  

^^^ This is what I'm worried about

take a look

Houston Texans Shelley Smith OL 6’4 293 Colorado

and then this

Myers, Chris C 6-4 295 28

identical stats? 2 lbs lighter? now I’m worried we are replacing Myers with a duplicate/copy/clone just a alot less “experienced”.

./shudder

Seriously why waste picks on so many Tight Ends?

in the world of Smithiak and Shanahan you can never be too rich, too thin , or have too many tight ends?

They want to fake people out .. the tight ends are the mystery players? Send them onto the field and you don’t know until they’re running down field which one is doing what?

/boggle

by BattleRedFan on Apr 24, 2010 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

throw all the tight ends on the field and then

surprise the other teams Defense while they die laughing?

by BattleRedFan on Apr 24, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

^this

wins super bowls

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

by Kiratomi on Apr 24, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

This actually works

Dickerson at the HB TE

Hill as the extra TE on the line

OD and Dreessen on the wings

Thor at QB.

Other dude at FB TE

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by TexansDC on Apr 24, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

they HAVE to do this at some point.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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by nolander on Apr 24, 2010 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmm

Lets just run the craziest option play ever put together

by wkittinger on Apr 24, 2010 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does anyone have any serious idea

As to why the texans would need 7 tight ends? I honestly don’t understand the thought process here.

Jacoby is my ghostwriter.

by Salad on Apr 24, 2010 3:28 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

got some good imput offhand from my roomate.

“Open tryouts for when OD gets traded” there may be some sort of truth to this. still even if so, 7 is alot.

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by BattleRedHusker on Apr 24, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

umm...

Casey to FB, Dickerson to WR, and Hill goes home

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

by Kiratomi on Apr 24, 2010 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

MOTHER FU#$ER

I TOOK A SHOWER CAME BACK AND SURE ENOUGH SMITHIAK TOOK ANOTHER FUCKING TE??/WHY NOT JUST DRAFT TE 1-3 THEN THE SHORTEST PLAYERS LEFT 3-7

by kmartinez on Apr 24, 2010 3:50 PM CDT reply actions  

PANCAKES ACTUALY TWEETED
  1. Texans will unveil their six-tight end formation against the Colts. With the last pick in the draft, they took Pitt TE Dorin Dickerson. 43 minutes ago via web

by kmartinez on Apr 24, 2010 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I got that one correct

Earl Mitchell’s listed as 92 on the mothership.

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by TexansDC on Apr 25, 2010 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

So who’s the best TE in next year’s draft? Can we get a write up on him sometime tomorrow?

by formerlyanonymous on Apr 24, 2010 4:31 PM CDT reply actions  

9 dudes

and I absolutely love 5 of the picks, and only question 2.

We filled needs, and got some serious pickups at the end. Another great job by Smithiak, imo.

Dunta's weightspeed was too low

by texanphil on Apr 24, 2010 4:31 PM CDT reply actions  

With the first 3 they filled needs

the MLB? Meh. The TE? They’re worried about Daniels. Maybe gonna cut Hill.

McMannis and Smith? Another need fill.

Holliday? ELECTRIC. Dickerson? Project with upside. Serious upside.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Apr 24, 2010 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

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