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Jakespeare's Found Poetry: Worktime

I'm back damn it

Have u ever got up for work in the a.m.

and the moon is still out

a full moon at dat

damn how much I love my job!

I'm I10 headed east

Dis gone be houston year

watch and see

Star-divide

I think u the only friend I have

who look like a 5'6 ferby

lol

Get on my diet

ull be straight

Hmmmm!!!

Grilled shrimp and chicken salad

mane hold up

Boy u for one dont need know damn carbs

hahaha

 

ding ding

round one

Workout done...man down

PX 90

lmao

smh....rookie!

 

Round 2

ding ding

Is pig pussy pork? 

Hmmmm!!!

Dats a myth

Daaammmn!

ok we show pic

ok ok

And look who is the judge

cookie monster

Sittin in dis locker

Breakfast club did it again..

 

Ok its official

when rando hit trae balls...its a rap

we go way back

like 4 flats on a cadillac

Aww lord...

I'm up from da nap

I'm playing spades

and I'm kickin some old school cats

from herman park ass

I'm 9th ward baby

next!!!!

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I already stole on of those

Is pig pussy pork?

"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair

by papabear on Jun 1, 2010 10:44 AM CDT reply actions  

Oh Jakespeare!!!

Womens Panties moisten with the sonnets that you write…

Seriously I wonder if anyone on the Texans ever reads BRB and they see this and tell JJ that we see him as a poet?

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Jun 1, 2010 11:17 AM CDT reply actions  

Stephanie Stradley

warned them about us on her blog!!

A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7539 miles South west of Houston.

by distant_texans_fan on Jun 1, 2010 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I totally

tweeted the link to da… I wonder if he replied…

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Jun 2, 2010 3:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Link?

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.

by tehGrindCrusher on Jun 2, 2010 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

for this thread...

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Jun 2, 2010 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Beledat.

Obvious, but needed to be said.

380 pounds of pure pirogi

by LoneSpot on Jun 2, 2010 1:04 AM CDT reply actions  

Salad.

Jacoby is my ghostwriter.

by Salad on Jun 2, 2010 2:01 AM CDT reply actions  

excellent

"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK

by texanphil on Jun 2, 2010 8:02 AM CDT reply actions  

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