Ok before you laugh too hard. Think about this for a moment. Bob McNair wanted to get the Texans more exposure. Dancing with the Stars gets HUGE coverage and it's NOT on pay per view or on any expensive station. It's on a station that you can theoretically get via the airwaves (not with my equipment but oh well).
Chad Ochocinco of the Cincinnati Bengals actually did ok on that show. More a testimony to Cheryl's choreography than anything else. I had worried that Ochocinco didn't have the focus to learn how to dance -- much less ACTUALLY dance. Any guy who had dropped as many passes as he has .. I don't have faith in his focus. And then he went and pulled a hamstring at OTAs (after all that training with Cheryl) -- what a flake!
I think we have some MUCH more focused players here with the Texans who could actually make a decent run for the Mirror Ball Trophy.
It's ok you can vote and stay anonymous and never admit that you watch the show ;-).
But at the very least this poll might get you to laugh for a few seconds (I might be overestimating this).