Comcast Presents: Albert Haynesworth...Not In A Million Years, Right?

is that the Reskins just signed a bonus in April before Fat Albert started sitting out mandatory team practices. Long story short, the Redskins are now maneuvering to get the bonus back through legal means. I think the amount of the bonus we are talking about is pretty high. I think I read somewhere the Redskins want $21 million. Maybe someone can clarify that for me. Anyways, to put that into perspective. Isn’t that bonus about half what the Falcons just signed Dunta for a multi-year deal? Ha! I just interjected Dunta’s name into the Haynesworth flap!

as in two years, reasonable base money, and big incentives for performance, why the hell wouldn’t you? I mean, we’ve seen how destructive he can be when he has to earn his money.

Look, I hate the BESFs with a passion so intense that I applaud God for dumping all that rain on Nashville. However, the one thing in the whole world that I hate more than them is our continued-since-2002 lack of decent interior D-line play. Is he a piece of shit as a person? Probably. (Read: yes.) But we’ve got a bunch of boy scouts as it is, so I don’t worry that he would cause problems in the lockerroom. So, assuming the price is right, at worst you get a massive talent upgrade from DelJuan Robinson. At best, you get an absolute monster who, paired with Mario, turns his kitten-eating self into the defensive tackle that I cry myself to sleep at night thinking about.

But for the right price, I would have that mean piece of crap setting in the middle of my D-line. Even when he doesn’t put out effort, he eats up 2 or 3 O linemen blocks, with Cush and Connor, Ryans, and Mario around him, they well go crazy in their production. I think the contract for taking him should say, that he makes the league min, and gets a $15 million bonus each year he makes the probowl!

Absolutely. I would even be willing to deal a third rounder for him if it came with a decent contract.

But there is absolutely no way the Texans would EVER consider this. Not only does he not fit the Kollar midget DT mold, but he also is a bad locker room guy.

but no thanks. getting albert haynesworth is the equivalent of dating a small town high school prom queen with aids. yeah… she’s kinda hot, but in the long run you’re gonna pay for it.

He’d be like T.O.

you don’t want this asshole

Schaub once punced a dude for calling him Schwab…. We’d end up losing Schaub for the season with a broken hand and Haynesworth for a broken vagina.

I couldn’t believe the number of votes for “At the right price”. There is no right price for him.

But as I read the comments I got to thinking, swallow our hatred, call the tits and find out how they structured Fat Albert’s contract that last year, then carbon copy it.

Even then he gave inconsistent effort though; took plays off….while still on the field.

of anyone who voted yes to that fat lazy piece of shit. Drown yourself in a tub of Zima and skittles.

But I really wonder if his best days are behind him. I’m not convinced he’ll ever be as dominant as he was with the Tits.