Ideas For BRB T-Shirts?
by Tim on Jun 18, 2010 3:21 PM CDT
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PrintWe're kicking around the idea of getting an "official" Battle Red Blog t-shirt or two made in time for the 2010 NFL Season. And since BRB is the very definition of a wholly dysfunctional, warped community, we want to get community input on the shirts.
Use the Comments to share your ideas for possible BRB shirts. These ideas can be graphics, logos, art, and most importantly, slogans/phrases/text. The proposed designs can be inside jokes, or they can be more mainstream. In other words, the canvas is blank, with one caveat: No profanity or abject lewdness. We want the shirts to be something people could wear in public without getting a dirty look.
We eagerly await the blinding white light that is your collective genius.
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A year late but I still want one
Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
by nolander on Jun 18, 2010 3:30 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
haha this is awesome
We’ll see how he looks in preseason, but maybe my boy Dan-O belongs here, now?
Koobs just has to make Danny realize that Calvin Johnson and Mike Martz aren’t around any more.
here's a thought....
instead of this being the “main” logo… can we get it on the sleeve like a unit patch?
"don't taze me bro!!!!!!!!!!"
http://www.twitter.com/doobieman21
sidenote....
i’d pay extra to get “doobieman” and the #21 on the back of mine. lol
"don't taze me bro!!!!!!!!!!"
http://www.twitter.com/doobieman21
I think someone needs to just update it and put Schuab in there or O dog instead.
Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
Honestly a shirt using the base logo and slogan of the site would be good enough
Battle Red Blog – The Roller Coaster That Is Texans Fandom
Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
by nolander on Jun 18, 2010 3:32 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Definitely The Classic Option, And One We've Talked About Before
It’s almost sure to be the design for at least one shirt.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Solid plan
Just needs a graph on the back
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
Easy
Where is the one about the greatest WR? That is a classic
A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7539 miles South west of Houston.
by distant_texans_fan on Jun 18, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd like to see`
The logo on a Polo shirt, then I could wear it to work!
You can't fix Dumb or being a VYFB
by Texans-Brocos on Jun 18, 2010 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Triple post!
other ideas
- A picture with dejesus as jesus
- James Casey with a thor helmet and hammer(this might be controversial with that pic of Carr floating around)
Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
Digging up the ones I used in the original email...
by riversmccown on Jun 18, 2010 3:37 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
Frank Bush Design
Still makes me laugh. I love it.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
I had not
Seen that Frank before. Thank you.
And for the second picture
Only if it includes the wide shot with Studdard.
Seriously
I crack up every time I see the Bush pic. Kills me dead.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
Honestly
If one of the graphs from TF (I think it was TF) is not used somewhere on the shirt, then I will boycott.
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
Great Point
If someone can easily find ’em and post ’em here, all the better.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
BFD?
I’m pretty sure he had some custom bedsheets made with them…..I’ll ask Jordann for confirmation.
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
I'd have to look for 'em
Don’t have them. Maybe he has an archive?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
One was in the epic Reggie Wayne vs. AJ debate.
You are banned from Music City Miracles.
Happy Now Tits?
You are banned from Blogging The Boys.
Vince Young - Suicide Doors
here are two from me
"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!
by Taco Joe on Jun 18, 2010 4:05 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
shit i misspelled Where!!!
*DOH!!!
"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!
Whatever we go with
It probably needs to include some use of “big time”. And by some I mean more than once.
"I'm just looking forward to something great happening in the city of Houston" - Tracy McGrady
Still waiting...
by DreKeem on Jun 18, 2010 7:54 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
It should be simple
Battle red blog
at least WE don’t F*** our sisters.
With the logo on the front and this on the back
by AllenOU on Jun 18, 2010 7:54 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
and
You can't fix Dumb or being a VYFB
by Texans-Brocos on Jun 18, 2010 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Hmmm
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Jun 18, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Thats sick
That would look pretty badass if the pic in the mushroom cloud were AJ and Finny.
"How bout that ride in. I guess that's why they call it sin city."
how about this
You can't fix Dumb or being a VYFB
by Texans-Brocos on Jun 19, 2010 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions
If you have a good pick of AJ and Finny I can do that
You can't fix Dumb or being a VYFB
by Texans-Brocos on Jun 19, 2010 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions
hmmmmm
"How bout that ride in. I guess that's why they call it sin city."
by AFTexan on Jun 19, 2010 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Heres my fav.
You are banned from Music City Miracles.
Happy Now Tits?
You are banned from Blogging The Boys.
Vince Young - Suicide Doors
I think....
we ought to have “BANNED” in big white letters on a dark blue t-shirt…..possibly that on the front with “Get lost you looser!” on the back. Or maybe both on the back. The “BANNED” across the shoulders in big white letters, then in smaller white or battle red letters underneath it the “Get lost you looser!” I can picture all three ways in my mind and I think any one of them would look pretty good.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
by txknight on Jun 18, 2010 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Another thought
The BRB logo and tag line on the front with the sayings on the back….or vice versa.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
I'm going to try and make a prototype of this.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Jun 18, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Here, prototype:
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Jun 18, 2010 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Awesome
There are some fantastic ideas here.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
Scrap my previous idea
not to long in fireworks
by Valkimer on Jun 18, 2010 10:41 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Love it.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter
by riversmccown on Jun 18, 2010 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
it has to say Beledat
living the Texas dream
by Joe25 on Jun 18, 2010 11:32 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
It should say...
BRB logo
- Houston Texans blog then on the back it says Beledat
Earl Campbell is the perfect combination of assmass and weightspeed. - Papabear
by Schlauton on Jun 19, 2010 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
#1
It should say #1 Houston Texans blog.
Earl Campbell is the perfect combination of assmass and weightspeed. - Papabear
Yeah, I would wear that....
:)
Earl Campbell is the perfect combination of assmass and weightspeed. - Papabear
Like this... rec'd
Steel Blue shirt… White lettering…
Front: Logo… fading edges… with “#1 Houston Texans Blog” underneath
Back: “Beledat”
Battle Red Blog ..
where big time bloggers post big time analysis of big time teams and big time players
back:
Beledat.
Also, if someone can add the picture of the cuddly wuddly tim on either side, it’d be nice.
by typhoon.infamous on Jun 19, 2010 12:57 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
"got Jakespeare?"
Skeet, skeet, skeet!
by mckraut on Jun 19, 2010 1:05 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
how about
A red version of the Hulk with a Brian Cushing jersey on with Jacoby telling him “wut it do fatboy”
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
Hulk/Cushing
Shouldn’t he be holding a syringe?
I dnt got an idea,,,
but I know where to get great quality shirts for a good price.
Patriot Signs and Banners
281-741-2124
They do an amazing job on shirts and the guy really puts his time into getting the design just right.
Plus He’s a hardcore Texans fan.
Texans!! "Break on thru to the other side!!!!!"
This is quick and dirty but you should get the idea
by b0ng on Jun 19, 2010 5:46 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
Rec'ed
Though, obviously, you’ll never get laid while wearing it.
Ever.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
by bigfatdrunk on Jun 19, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
"BRB...where AssMass meets Weightspeed"
And on the back…just “Beledat” I’ll buy two right now!!
Jacoby is my ghostwriter.
ya I think it needs to be a requirement
that the back of the shirt lists all the BRB terms from the glossary.
Be judgmental about the actions of the past, be hopeful about the actions of the future. -The Homers Creed
by DaGoaT on Jun 19, 2010 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Fearless Leader?
(h/t ~Jay)
"MDC: Droppin' knowledge like a librarian with Parkinson's." --Jonathan Loesche
by MDC on Jun 19, 2010 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
As My First Anniversary Approaches...
I note that it was a great bachelor party, and I make no apologies.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Jun 19, 2010 8:23 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
shocked at the lack of reaction to this
does nobody realize that this actually IS Tim dressed as an Oompa Loompa? Bonus knowledge: this was taken in the parking lot of The Men’s Club.
Yes...as a matter of fact, that IS a pic of Steve McNair & Sahel Kazemi parasailing. Suck it, Titans fans.
You want my reaction?
Why the fuck was I not invited to something involving Tim dressed up as an Oompa Loompa?
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
dito! ^
You can't fix Dumb or being a VYFB
by Texans-Brocos on Jun 23, 2010 8:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Wow.
Just wow.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
by tehGrindCrusher on Jun 23, 2010 4:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Can we get a small Matt Stevens pic in there ?
I picture I little guy in a wheelchair, kinda like the polo horse.
You are banned from Music City Miracles.
Happy Now Tits?
You are banned from Blogging The Boys.
Vince Young - Suicide Doors
Winston is limited physically ?
I won’t defend Duane Brown, but Winston is extremely solid.
You are banned from Music City Miracles.
Happy Now Tits?
You are banned from Blogging The Boys.
Vince Young - Suicide Doors
I don't want to talk down the Texans, but how can they be ranked that high?
Oh, I guess you have to look around the league at the other teams. But, I’m sorry, I just don’t see it…. They are ranked ahead of the Jets! The Jets have Pro Bowlers!
Is anyone thinking what I’m thinking? Jason Cole is either trying to jinx the Texans or he is stalking them….
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
I think
physically hes referring to one of the biggest criticisms of Winston out of college was that he has short arms to be playing the tackle position.
"How bout that ride in. I guess that's why they call it sin city."
Winston also struggles with speed guys
Which is why he was moved to the right…along with his short arms.
"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair
So I don't have any ability when it comes to Photoshopping...
so I can’t bring a pic of my idea or anything, but the first things I thought of when I saw this article were:
1. Coors Light (So I’m a borderline alcoholic, sue me, I remember booze first)
2. Zima
3. The board logo
4. Assmass
5. Weightspeed
So the first, off the cuff idea that I’m posting here would be(on a black t-shirt):
Front: In white, basic block lettering “Assmass + Weightspeed =”
Back: The normal logo, but with crossed Zima and Coors Light bottles behind the bull, but in front of the color layers.
Could someone put this together? Maybe center the bottles crossing behind the bull’s head?
Maybe mix in a few ‘bleach stains’ on the front of the shirt where the jug leaked while it was being consumed?
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
Is this what you where thinking
I added bleach for a little effect
You can't fix Dumb or being a VYFB
by Texans-Brocos on Jun 20, 2010 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sorta.
Better than I could do, so it works.
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
OK is this it?
On the one I added the bar code that says “BANNED”
You can't fix Dumb or being a VYFB
by Texans-Brocos on Jun 20, 2010 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
How about this
A graphic of the fattest firmest juggs you can photo… with the caption
“Now that we have your attention.. See the back of this shirt”
The battle red blog classic logo and the caption… “The best in the business!”
Wish I had 4 hands...
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
If those tits were on a woman
My work computer would block the image.
Oh, the irony.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
by tehGrindCrusher on Jun 20, 2010 4:17 AM CDT up reply actions
50 year old women have much better tits than that
Can I say that? Tits?
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
I humbly recommend the folllowing:
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
by tehGrindCrusher on Jun 20, 2010 8:52 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Shake should come around and flag it pretty soon.
It’s his thing.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
by tehGrindCrusher on Jun 20, 2010 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions
How about...
the front has a pic of AJ doing an amazing TD catch with Battle Red Blog superimposed on it with some funny quote or G.O.A.T. underneath the logo.
And have the BRB glossary on the back. Possibly with a labeled visual representation or two on the side of the glossary (small pic of Thor or Zima or something, I dunno).
"Bite off more than you can chew. Then chew it."
SNAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEE DDDDIIIIIIIIICCCCKKKKK
"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair
how about a young hot nearly naked chick
with the Texans logo covering her boobs
living the Texas dream
Hows about this
"How bout that ride in. I guess that's why they call it sin city."
by AFTexan on Jun 20, 2010 2:14 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
that’s my favorite!!!!!!!! lmfao!!!!!!
"don't taze me bro!!!!!!!!!!"
http://www.twitter.com/doobieman21
This is a tremendous thread
The inclusion of Clorox literally made me LOL. That is so “us”.
Let’s not forget this classic line from a gameday thread (I think it was a gameday thread):
“I AM PUMPING MY FIST SO HARD RIGHT NOW!!!”
Chris - www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Jun 20, 2010 4:23 PM CDT reply actions
How about ...
Clorox: BRB bloggers’ best friend.
(in situations like … Halfback passes, Drafting/Signing TEs, Under-Tackles, Muffed Punts, etc)
by typhoon.infamous on Jun 20, 2010 4:39 PM CDT reply actions
Front: If you are a VY Fan boy...
Back:
by Mike Kerns on Jun 21, 2010 2:12 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I so used that same pic
on the BBS why does everyone hate me thread lol…
"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!
Ill throw in a planet of the apes reference
from a fan shot I posted a sec ago
"How bout that ride in. I guess that's why they call it sin city."
How about this.
with the brb logo in front or in back… which ever.
by Ivan A on Jun 21, 2010 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Let's stick with the standard shirt for now.
Red/Black shirt. BRB Logo in the front. Our slogan in the back.
And if that’s successful, we can make another shirt with different memes or whatever.
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