Jakespeare's Fuh Real Tweet O' Da Last Few Days Dat Make U Say "LMAO Dog!"
The series continues.
Much like Kris Kross, context and discussion will make you Jump! Jump!
JJ's Tweet came after he overheard some people discussing whether dinosaurs were still alive. The archaeologists in JJ's circle of friends are apparently not that sharp. Their conversation, however, is awesome assuming JJ transcribed it correctly.
First of all, I love that JJ considers a conversation about dinosaurs peeing on fire hydrants to be "deep." Rumor has it that he also considers "paper or plastic" to be the greatest existential dilemma of our time.
There's also a great argument trump card in that Tweet for anyone who wants to use it. No matter what you are arguing about, pulling "well I saw ____ peeing on a fire hydrant" is sure to win the debate, either because it will establish your premise or because it will confuse your opponent so thoroughly as to render him* speechless. Either way, you get the last word, which you can chalk up as a win. Bonus points awarded if you actually did see that thing peeing on a fire hydrant.
*I say "him" because Lord knows there is nothing that can render a woman** speechless.
**Unless you count ether.
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never seen a fire hydren before…
Does this guy really have a college degree??
I only have a GED and some college but damn I’m not stupid.
I'm the best there is at what I do.
rec'd...
…as a final tribute to our dear friend MDC who was last seen running down the street being pursued by a crowd of hairy-legged women in comfortable shoes carrying torches and screaming “KILL the MONTH-tuh!!!!”…
Jacoby
Speaks truth to power. When the dinosaurs come back, this will all seem prophetic.
by JimboTexan on Jun 28, 2010 1:10 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
It's like saying
“and some people say cucumber tastes better pickled” out of nowhere in a debate. It’s sure to leave you opponent devastated.
by Jordann on Jun 28, 2010 4:56 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
to some people, a pickle is just a pickle....
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
well, as we all know...
What determines the line between what is real and what is not is whether or not someone can see it peeing on a hydrant. Its science…
Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good.
by beefy on Jun 28, 2010 5:00 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
The Real Question Is...
How often does the NFL test for Weed… Cause it sounds like JJ is full of the bud… Man somebody get that man a twinkie and a grape slush…
Right!?!?!
I saw a REAL painting of shakespeare, dudes eyes were more bloodshot than the ones they show on cleareyes commercials.
Earl Campbell is the perfect combination of assmass and weightspeed. - Papabear
i stopped following him...
because i honestly felt like i was getting dumber by reading his tweets. beledat.
"don't taze me bro!!!!!!!!!!"
http://www.twitter.com/doobieman21
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
380 pounds of pure pirogi
by LoneSpot on Jun 29, 2010 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ok,
a simple “wrong” would’ve done just fine
Just your average, run of the mill hardcore casual Texans fan.
Don't know if you meant to...
but love the “Up Periscope” reference.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
Never mind....
I can’t even get the name of the movie right…..and I can’t even blame booze.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

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