BRBAPALOOZA: August 14, 2010
by Tim on Jul 28, 2010 1:45 PM CDT
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PrintAs proposed here, we're going to have ourselves another BRB Gathering. You probably already have 7 p.m. CST August 14, 2010 blocked on your calendar for the first preseason contest of your Houston Texans' 2010 season, as they'll be in action against the Cardinals of Arizona. How about instead of cursing at your television in the privacy of your own home, you come out to a bar to curse at multiple televisions with like-minded fans here in Houston?
We're not yet ready to announce the venue for this shindig, as it hasn't even opened yet. As soon it does open as scheduled (on August 3rd), we'll bombard you with reminders. This mysterious sports bar is owned and operated by diehard Texans fans and readers of BRB. Even better, we're told they're going to give us some awfully nice specials on drinks and food. No, that doesn't mean free, but it does mean much cheaper than it'd cost you to hang out at other sports bars. Those specials will be announced as soon as the bar is up and running.
Additionally, our friends (and fellow Texans fans) at UpsetSpecial.com will be at BRBAPALOOZA. Seeing as how these guys are fans like us, you might be interested to know that until kickoff on September 12th, their site is offering a 100% rebate on purchases from any store in their network if the Houston Texans win the Super Bowl. Given that it's virtually assured that THIS WILL BE THE YEAR EVERYTHING FINALLY COMES TOGETHER IN UNFETTERED BEAUTIFUL PERFECTION, that could be a heckuva deal. Regardless, they'll be around on August 14th to discuss the deal and/or simply to yell at the heavens with us.
Hope to see as many of you as possible there. If you can make it, RSVP in the Comments.
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Hookers and blow?
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
yes
but the hookers look like Tim and request payment in the form of Zima
"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair
by papabear on Jul 28, 2010 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
For a second there I thought you were requesting goo in your Zima
I usually just go with Jolly Ranchers
"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair
something just sound right about that....
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
by Rip Jersey on Jul 28, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
If I am in town......
First Zima is on me, Tim
(though I’ll be drinking real beer)
/and by “if I am in town” I mean “if I am not cursing at virtual Texans players while playing Madden 11”
You're going, bitch
Plus, I’m staying with you. HAHAHAAHA!
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
Me
Well, I think my involvement hinges around whenever my sister decides to poop out her baby (her words). So, I’m kind of up in the air over the next couple of weeks, but I do hope to make it. And I’m staying with Dave if I do. Dave or Rivers. I heard they both host “all-inclusive.”
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
You do have to leave a "tip" for a happy ending though
"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair
Didn't think about that
Tell you what. To keep you entertained, I’ll post pictures of my junk junk.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
MY POINT STANDS
at least I have some hope of getting to an actual game this year. Hurray for magical vacation coincidences!
What nollie said
some of us do live out of houston you know. And the only way we can communicate with other texans fans is through this blog. No Zima for you fearless leader.
by Jordann on Jul 29, 2010 8:39 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Every time I see "BRBAPALOOZA"
I read “BOOBapalooza”. Methinks we’d have a larger crowd if we go this route.
hCG levels within acceptable range.
On Washington
DisplacedTexan tells me it’s where all the cool kids hang out.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
We're going to be there?
Something just doesn’t add up here.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
If by "cool kids"....
You mean hobos and drug dealers, then YES!
by DisplacedTexan on Jul 28, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Does that mean I can go?
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
In that case, I'll definitely be there.
And this time I mean it. Besides, the wife prefers I watch away games at a bar. Might as well be with you fine people fuckwads mama’s boys fine people.
Come to think of it since I go to the home games and the wife wants me outta the house for away games, I wonder what message she’s trying to send? Nah, must be my imagination. No way my game day behavior could be a negative influence on the kids. Right?
hCG levels within acceptable range.
I should never watch football around children
Or small animals.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
It might have nothing to do with the Kids
…and more to do with Miguel the pool boy
"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair
by papabear on Jul 29, 2010 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
He does a great job, though.
Problem is, we don’t have a pool. Should I be worried?
hCG levels within acceptable range.
sign me up.
hell sign me up +1.
who’s the mystery +1? dunno yet…. lol.
"don't taze me bro!!!!!!!!!!"
http://www.twitter.com/doobieman21
by chrisd21 on Jul 28, 2010 5:06 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
btw
Is it me or was anyone else’s first reaction to this “they mis-spelled RAPEAPALOOZA”…
/just me? Guess I’ve been reading too much of the KSK boys’ stuff
Yes, just you...
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Still fist pumping hard I see.
/yoda voice sequence deactivated
by Jordann on Jul 29, 2010 11:14 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Here's the question everyone needs answered
Is Anna Meagan going to be there?
"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair
The real question here is:
How many Shiners would it take for papabear to finally muster enough courage to profess his undying love to Anna Megan in person?
by Jordann on Jul 29, 2010 11:11 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Takes him 14 just to get a buzz
In fact, I should probably pass the bigfatdrunk nym to him and I can assume the handle: oldbitterbalddrunk
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
by bigfatdrunk on Jul 29, 2010 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
You think she would have figured it out by now
I mean why else would I be sitting outside her bedroom every night?
"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair
That should pretty much gaurantee she's not there if her internet sarcasm detector isn't working
"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair
If she doesn't show up
then she’ll miss out on what you can offer her. Rape. I mean, male companionship.
by Jordann on Jul 29, 2010 4:30 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
well...
Apparently Ms. Raley is not allowed to drink out in public, so my guess is “no”. Sorry to disappoint ya, dude.
Everybody's at least allowed seven drinks after watching the astros
by Jordann on Jul 29, 2010 4:36 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
McClain can have ten....
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
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