BRBAPALOOZA: New Venue
As I'm sure everyone was on pins and needles about where a segment of the Texans blogging community would be watching Saturday night's game, I'm proud to announce that we've got a terrific new venue. Details after the jump.
WHAT: Texans v. CardinalsWHEN: Saturday, August 14th at 7 p.m. CST
WHERE: Cheerz Bar & Grill (2416 Bagby St., Houston, TX 77002)
Cheerz is a new neighborhood bar in Midtown. A friend of a friend owns it, and I visited this afternoon. It's got a number of flatscreenz, plenty of seating, and I think it's going to work out very well for Saturday night. If you don't like it, I'll personally waive your BRB "Insider" feez for the next three months.
If you can't find parking on the street, there will be a valet. BFD insisted on valet service so everyone could see him pull up in his Maybach and be suitably awed. Cheerz has a great menu, and they've generously offered to give us some drink specials--namely, $2.00 domestic drafts, $3.00 domestic bottles, and $4.00 wells.
Sounds fun, don't it? RSVP in the Comments below. The more, the merrier. Unless you're a fan of football teams based in Dallas or Nashville. If that's the case, you should stay home and think about what you've done.
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any "special" guests?
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Yes
I’m told internet personality DisplacedTexan will be there, signing cocktail napkins for a nominal fee from 6:45 p.m. to 6:59 p.m.
Purple ink only, please
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
by Tim on Aug 11, 2010 8:28 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
What is nominal? I recently misplace my wallet....actually, I washed it by accident.
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Used, washed wallets are likely acceptable as payment.
Also acceptable: Used toilet paper, navel lint, and condom wrappers. Condom itself not necessary.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
by bigfatdrunk on Aug 11, 2010 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just to clarify
“Nominal fee” constitutes anything that a hobo might want considering his current state in life.
NO Tim, you can’t stab me for sport.
by DisplacedTexan on Aug 11, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Wish I could be there....
I’m just hoping one of the local sports bars is able to pull it in from somewhere. ‘Cause local stations sure aren’t going to carry it.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
Well, I'll go...
but I’m not thrilled about picking a bar thats so close to Dallas street. Just feels awkward.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
I Think That's A Sound Argument
I assume it to be true, and I’ll back you on it.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Could Jack Daniels be considered a domestic beer.....maybe?
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
Only In Tennessee
(Shudder).
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
JD is one of the few things from Tennessee welcome here
Irony is that Houston is named after a former Tennessee senator, who became our first president. Guess all the smart ones left Tennessee for Texas in the early 1800s & left all the dumbasses there
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Aug 11, 2010 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Well...
There have to be a few perks in hell. Or the locals would all move to Tallahassee.
by DisplacedTexan on Aug 11, 2010 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Can people under 21 go?
I might take a friend with me, so i’m not sure.
by typhoon.infamous on Aug 11, 2010 7:31 PM CDT reply actions
Ah, Let Me Ask
I had you cleared to go to 360, but I need to check with our new hosts.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Okay, I'll just
wait for a reply. Thanks for inquiring and helping us out, by the way
by typhoon.infamous on Aug 11, 2010 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Re: Minors
Unfortunately, it’s a non-starter. Management is very apologetic about it, but they’re sticking to their guns about all customers being 21 or over.
Sorry about this.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Tim's car

And, yes, that is his g-string.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
by bigfatdrunk on Aug 11, 2010 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Looks like he just had a moustache ride....
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Magnificient
You’re all banned.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Count me as "maybe"
I liked it better when it was closer to the heights, but I’d still like to meet y’all so I will see what I can do.
Do you need a ride?
Tim is offering, if you know what I mean…
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Who will be there?
Is anyone going to be at the game in Arizona this weekend? If so, let me know because I am looking for some Texans fans to hang out with.
Paging Taco Joe...
Taco Joe to the front please…
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
I heard Kareem is attending family business and will miss the game
Glover “No TDs” Quin will have to faceoff against Fitzy mano-a-mano. Should be interesting. Good write-up on GQ in today’s …..ummmm….you know…that place we can’t mention….
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Jordan Godwin, who I think is not on the banned list...
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
He must be new...
And still give a damn about quality in his writing…
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
Heh
Yeah, he hasn’t earned his “lay back and do nothing” tenure yet.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
What's that take, bfd, about a year?
/zing….
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
by Rip Jersey on Aug 11, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
don't hurt me....
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Well
I guess anything beats MDC’s “bend over & take it” tenure policy.
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
Now that's what I call a sticky situation
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
There are so many things that I am leaving unsaid right now...
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
DO NOT JINX!!!!
Fred Bennett does NOT approve.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
but it said he coverd AJ...AJ!!!!!!!!!
Quarterback Matt Schaub was desperate to pass to Johnson who was practically wearing Quin. After several pump fakes, Schaub gave up on the pass and was chased out of bounds by defensive end Connor Barwin
don’t Ban for this
living the Texas dream
Don't anyone get too excited, but I want to SEE this guy
He wasn’t dressed for the night practice I went to last week, so I will have to wait for Saturday….
WR Trindon Holliday
(on what he has been doing to earn a spot on the roster) “At night I just study my books, and then do what I have to do.”
(on what he hopes to show the coaches in Arizona) “In Arizona I just hope to come out, show the coaches I’ve been studying and that I know what I have to do.”
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
I would like to pre-apologize for the following comment:
You know the owner at Cheerz? Does that mean you want to go where everybody knows your name?
I couldn’t resist and frankly I’m disappointed that no one else said it before now.
by TexanSchmackDown on Aug 11, 2010 9:56 PM CDT reply actions
Oh yes, you've been BANNED
Though you get a stay for your avatar. Which now isn’t showing up above. Very odd.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
by bigfatdrunk on Aug 11, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I accept the punishment.
However, you do see my obligation to post it once the thought popped into my head. If it’s any consolation I’ve had that %&#ing song stuck in my head ever since then.
As to the avatar, I just now chopped the pic and posted it.
by TexanSchmackDown on Aug 11, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
You must redeem yourself
By quoting Fraiser.
by DisplacedTexan on Aug 11, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Fraiser
doesn’t know anything about football!
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Through Tim's car?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
by bigfatdrunk on Aug 11, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Cool
And a new person came out. Welcome!
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
Someone bring a webcam.
Then we can stream it to BRB during the game.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Aug 12, 2010 5:54 AM CDT reply actions
I'm planning on being there
not sure if my Panda suit is going to be back from the cleaners yet….it was REALLLY dirty.
"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair
Yeah, I'm there...
And by the description, does this mean I don’t have to be BFD’s DD Saturday? Excellent!
Head Count
1. Salad (plus 2)
2. BFD
3. GrungeDave (plus however many dudes)
4. WhiskeyR
5. Kerns
6. PapaBear
7. Tim (plus 1, maybe a few more)
8. DisplacedTexan
9. chrisd21
10. Typhoon (plus 1, if <21 is allowed)
11. Rivers
12. Autra (plus 1)
13. LoneSpot
14. Cubic (plus 1)
15. Shake
16. TTID (plus 1 or 2)
17. Night Owl (plus 2)
18. Darran Champs
Who else?
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
-Ray might make an appearance
Yes...as a matter of fact, that IS a pic of Steve McNair & Sahel Kazemi parasailing. Suck it, Titans fans.
I will try and come as well. Though my son wants me to watch the game with him so it will depend on how committed he is to that.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Aug 12, 2010 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
is he a cute kid?
No, I’m not that kind of perv
I meant, Maybe we could use him to lure unsuspecting women to us.
"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair
Someone get Corn on the Schaub and Women B. Shoppin' out there
And take some pictures. I want to see what these people look like.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Aug 12, 2010 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
One of these days I'm gonna make it to Houston to meet you guys
Until then, you’ll just be the weird guys I met on the internets.
I’ll be at the Dolphins-Bucs game Monday night sporting my Mario jersey… because fuck them, that’s why.
I'll miss
I have obligations on Sunday Morning, and I can’t have a hangover while going to church.
You can't fix Dumb or being a VYFB
^^^ This.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Aug 12, 2010 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I remember going to church still drunk on many occasions back in the day
….of course I was probably already doomed before that so I didn’t have much to lose.
"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair
Sounds like fun, but...
… sorry, but I just had a NEW FLATSCREEN TV (my first!) delivered this past Tuesday. So I’m planning on spending the evening checking out the game on my new “toy”. Hope y’all have a good time!
but but but
the flatscreen isn’t going anywhere (presumably). Meanwhile, we only let BFD out of the asylum on certain limited instances!
If the "lady" part of her name is accurate
…then she’s probably making a wise decision.
"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair
wish I could come, but
I’ll be with you guys in spirit and pound a case of zima up here in Brooklyn
It's hard bein whimpy
by WhimpyJimmy on Aug 12, 2010 11:56 PM CDT via mobile reply actions

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