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Community Projection: DeMeco Ryans

DeMeco Ryans, freed from the shackles of his rookie contract, is hell-bent on bringing the Texans to the top. Last year, teaching his new partner Brian Cushing the ropes, he again started all 16 games, registering 93 tackles and quarterbacking the defense to competency for the first time since Aaron Glenn donned a jersey. I would make statements about his run defense prowess but I think we've all had enough of the kind of bickering that brings, so let's simply move on and tell you, the reader, that you get to guess if Ryans' existence on the field will continue to bring dividends.

Will DeMeco Ryans continue to bring the hammer to anyone who hasn't blocked him? Will he sleep as soundly as he did on the first day of training camp in a semi-famous picture? Will Jamie Sharper come back from the (NFL) grave and challenge Ryans to a duel before realizing that ghosts can't tackle? Will his new contract tweak Zac Diles' fragile balance of skill and money, driving him insane with rage?

Simply predict Ryans' regular season tackles, sacks, and the total number of his forced fumbles, interceptions, assists, and passes defensed.. Additionally, as a tiebreaker, put down the number of tackles Brian Cushing will have for the Texans at the end of the 2010 regular season.  I'll list the weighted formula behind the jump so as to not bore you, but the person who is closest to these numbers will receive...something Texans-related as a prize, should they be around after the season to claim it. I can't tell you what the prize will be, both because it would ruin the surprise and because I'm just planning to make it something on sale and random at Amazon for the free shipping, but believe me when I tell you that it will change your life.

I'll try and run an average of what we come up with as well in a few days. If we were a baseball site, here's where I would include a player's CHONE and PECOTA and KERNSIE systems, but to the best of my knowledge, there aren't really any companies doing that for free. Football Outsiders has a projection system, but they only predict individual defensive stats in their KUBIAK projections, which cost extra and so I'm assuming they don't want them leaked out. Last year, Ryans' combined FF/INT/ASSIST/PD number was 33, if you need a baseline on that.

Oh, and just to clear things up for me. Write "PROJECTION" as the subject of your actual projections. Thanks.

I'm going to stop accepting entries at 11:59 CT on ThursdayAugust 19th, so I don't have to refer back to this thread since I'm going to be putting everything in a spreadsheet. You have until then.

Star-divide

Real simple here, I'll just dock you a point off for every tackle, sack, and (FF/ASST/INT/PD) you are off. Because of the lower nature of these numbers, I'll add an additional 5 points if you hit the number exactly. Lowest number of points off takes home the...whatever the hell it'll be. First tiebreaker will be whoever guessed closest to Cushing's tackles, second will be whoever was docked less on Ryans' tackles, third tiebreaker will be whoever has been in my kitchen most**.

**-since none of you have, it'll be a coinflip.

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Projection

Tackles – 98 Solo
Sacks – 3
TT FF/INT/ASSIST/PD – 40

Cushing – 79 Solo

This is with the assumption that the tackles are solo….

It takes a big man to walk away, but a bigger man to break his freaking jaw!

by USMC_Texas on Aug 17, 2010 9:53 AM CDT reply actions  

Projection

Tackles: 127
Sacks: 2 1/2
FF/INT/ASS/PD: 30

Cushing: 130

"Bite off more than you can chew. Then chew it."

by pvavocalist on Aug 17, 2010 9:58 AM CDT reply actions  

Cushing=130 Tackles

In 12 games? Wow.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Aug 17, 2010 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

He was pretty slow in the beginning of last year

and managed 133. He’ll be hot as hell starting game 5.

"Bite off more than you can chew. Then chew it."

by pvavocalist on Aug 17, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tim's doubting Cushing?

Hmm, maybe I want to change my answer to 130 then…

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Aug 17, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Projection

(Solo)Tackles: 85
Sacks: 1.5
FF/INT/ASS/PD: 37

BCush: 65

by ChadillacSHSU on Aug 17, 2010 10:18 AM CDT reply actions  

solo tackles: 115
sacks: 2 (they get creative)
ff: 2
int: 1
assists: 30
and I think he claims the skull trophy of Jones-Drew

It's hard bein whimpy

by WhimpyJimmy on Aug 17, 2010 10:37 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

oh yeah and Cushing: 83
and the skull trophy of Dallas clark

It's hard bein whimpy

by WhimpyJimmy on Aug 17, 2010 10:38 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

PROJECTION

Tackles: 115
Sacks: 0
FF: 0
INT: 0
Assists: 15

Tiebreaker: Cushing will have 80 tackles

by krkenney on Aug 17, 2010 10:45 AM CDT reply actions  

PROJECTION

DeMeco is one of those special guys that any playoff team needs. Where would we be without him?

Tackles: 103
Sacks:4
FF: 1
INT: 1
Assists: 24

Cushing will have 78 Tackles

by Troy J. on Aug 17, 2010 10:58 AM CDT reply actions  

Projection

Tackles – 114
Sacks – 3.5
FF – 2
Int – 1
Assists – 17
TB – Pollard 109

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Aug 17, 2010 11:14 AM CDT reply actions  

my bad didnt read the whole thing

Cush 87 tackles

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Aug 17, 2010 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

PROJECTION

tkls-99
sacks-4
ff/int/asst/pd-50

CUSH-85

by ketchuppants7 on Aug 17, 2010 11:24 AM CDT reply actions  

Projection

Tackles – 107
Sacks – 2
Total forced fumbles, interceptions, assists, and passes defensed – 26
Cushing tackles – 71

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Aug 17, 2010 11:47 AM CDT reply actions  

PROJECTION

Tackles-115
sacks-1
ff/int/ass/pd-40

Crushing- 99

GO TEXANS!!!!

Our time will come...

by Texanmaniac on Aug 17, 2010 11:52 AM CDT reply actions  

Projection

Tackles: 101
Sacks: 2.5
FF/INT/ASS/PD: 33

Brain Crushing: 100 tackles

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Aug 17, 2010 11:56 AM CDT reply actions  

Hey! I know this isn't what this thread is all about, but....

Should we not have a thread going about this week’s practices with the Super Bowl Champion Saints? just sayin’…. I came here to get some news on that and nuttin’ honey….

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Aug 17, 2010 12:05 PM CDT reply actions  

how bout

d sharp with 32 tackles in the first four

meco 102 with 4 picks

cush with 69 and 2 picks, plus sacking david carr in the superbowl to seal the win

by AllenOU on Aug 17, 2010 12:10 PM CDT reply actions  

DeMeco isn't shit. The Texans should've drafted VY!!!!!1!!~!!

Just thought I would go ahead and get that out of the way, to save any VYFBs the trouble.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Aug 17, 2010 12:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Am I allowed to say this....

BANNED!!!!

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Aug 17, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Always....that's what a good running gag is for

But mainly, I was sarcastically referencing what happened here:

http://www.battleredblog.com/2010/8/10/1584308/community-projection-mario-williams

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Aug 17, 2010 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gotcha....

but any reference to “Texan’s should have drafted VY” automatically get’s a “BANNED!!!!” amiright?

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Aug 17, 2010 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think he should owe everyone a beer at the next BRBapalooza.....

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Aug 18, 2010 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Close...

But I will definitely pay for any beer that I spill.

/learning by example!

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Aug 18, 2010 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

BTW

You owe me two dollars.

"I like watching the old naked couple on public access...until the guy stands up, then it sux." ~ BFD

by LoneSpot on Aug 18, 2010 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

No Way

You explicitly said that the first table dance was for free. I’m not paying you after the fact.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Aug 18, 2010 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ryans- 97 Tackles, 3 Sacks, 2 Picks, 3 FF

Cush- 67 Tck, 6.5 Sacks, 3 Picks, 3 FF

D-Sharp in the first four- 29 Tck, 1 Sck,1 FF, 3 PD

I like to think of as being like Andre only lighter and minus alot of the athleticism.

by ZipCode4 on Aug 17, 2010 1:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Projection

Tackles: 98
Sacks:2
FF/INT/Assists/PD: 31

Cushing: 75 tackles.

by JimboTexan on Aug 17, 2010 1:25 PM CDT reply actions  

projection

Ryans: tackles:134 sacks:1 FF:2 int: 1 .Cushing: tackles: 105 sacks: 5 FF: 4 ints: 3.. .

by big daddy texan#1 on Aug 17, 2010 6:08 PM CDT reply actions  

projection

MARIO WILLIAMS tkls: 59 sacks: 16 FF: 4

by big daddy texan#1 on Aug 17, 2010 6:09 PM CDT reply actions  

projection

POLLARD tkls: 121 sacks: 3 FF: 4 ints: 4

by big daddy texan#1 on Aug 17, 2010 6:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Projection

Tackles – 104
Sacks – 4
FF/INT/Assists/PD – 27

Cushing – 78

by TexanSchmackDown on Aug 17, 2010 7:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Projection

Tackles- 118
Sacks- 10 (Because he is DeJesus)
FF/INT/Assists/PD- 30

Cushing- 87

"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"

by BabyBeezy03 on Aug 17, 2010 7:27 PM CDT reply actions  

projection

Tackles – 102
Sacks- 5 (just because i dont see Bush blitzing)
FFINTASSPD- 31

Cushing gets 91

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Aug 17, 2010 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Projection

Tackles – 109
Sacks – 4
FF/INT/ASST/PD – 32

Cushing – 124 Tackles

You’re breaking my streak Rivers! Last two you let us pick the tiebreaker player. I was on a rookie roll, damnit.

I am Sancho

by HoustonTransplant on Aug 18, 2010 12:39 AM CDT reply actions  

PROJECTION

Tackles = 115
Sacks = 7
F/I/A/P = 42
Cushing = 88 Tackles

by Mikus318 on Aug 18, 2010 8:46 AM CDT reply actions  

PROJECTION

Tackles – 101
Sacks – 4
FF/INT/ASS/PD – 38
Cushing – 90

meaningful football games in '08...MAKE THAT 09, okay 10, definitely 10..i am an excellent driver

by do on Aug 18, 2010 3:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Projection

96 tackles
0.5 sacks
36 F/I/A/P
Cushing: 108 tackles

by riversmccown on Aug 18, 2010 4:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Projection

Tackles: 104
Sacks: 2
F/I/A/PD: 49
Cushing: 113

by thelundquist on Aug 18, 2010 4:42 PM CDT reply actions  

PROJECTION

Tackles: 112
Sacks: 2.5
F/I/A/PD: 31
Cushing Tackles (tackles by not on Cushing): 103
Not sure I’m even eligible to win this as shipping up to Canada probably isn’t part of the deal, but w/e.
PS Howdy from the Great White North

by T_Mizz on Aug 19, 2010 12:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Howdy

Welcome, T-Mizz.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Aug 19, 2010 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

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