Community Projection: DeMeco Ryans
DeMeco Ryans, freed from the shackles of his rookie contract, is hell-bent on bringing the Texans to the top. Last year, teaching his new partner Brian Cushing the ropes, he again started all 16 games, registering 93 tackles and quarterbacking the defense to competency for the first time since Aaron Glenn donned a jersey. I would make statements about his run defense prowess but I think we've all had enough of the kind of bickering that brings, so let's simply move on and tell you, the reader, that you get to guess if Ryans' existence on the field will continue to bring dividends.
Will DeMeco Ryans continue to bring the hammer to anyone who hasn't blocked him? Will he sleep as soundly as he did on the first day of training camp in a semi-famous picture? Will Jamie Sharper come back from the (NFL) grave and challenge Ryans to a duel before realizing that ghosts can't tackle? Will his new contract tweak Zac Diles' fragile balance of skill and money, driving him insane with rage?
Simply predict Ryans' regular season tackles, sacks, and the total number of his forced fumbles, interceptions, assists, and passes defensed.. Additionally, as a tiebreaker, put down the number of tackles Brian Cushing will have for the Texans at the end of the 2010 regular season. I'll list the weighted formula behind the jump so as to not bore you, but the person who is closest to these numbers will receive...something Texans-related as a prize, should they be around after the season to claim it. I can't tell you what the prize will be, both because it would ruin the surprise and because I'm just planning to make it something on sale and random at Amazon for the free shipping, but believe me when I tell you that it will change your life.
I'll try and run an average of what we come up with as well in a few days. If we were a baseball site, here's where I would include a player's CHONE and PECOTA and KERNSIE systems, but to the best of my knowledge, there aren't really any companies doing that for free. Football Outsiders has a projection system, but they only predict individual defensive stats in their KUBIAK projections, which cost extra and so I'm assuming they don't want them leaked out. Last year, Ryans' combined FF/INT/ASSIST/PD number was 33, if you need a baseline on that.
Oh, and just to clear things up for me. Write "PROJECTION" as the subject of your actual projections. Thanks.
I'm going to stop accepting entries at 11:59 CT on Thursday, August 19th, so I don't have to refer back to this thread since I'm going to be putting everything in a spreadsheet. You have until then.
Real simple here, I'll just dock you a point off for every tackle, sack, and (FF/ASST/INT/PD) you are off. Because of the lower nature of these numbers, I'll add an additional 5 points if you hit the number exactly. Lowest number of points off takes home the...whatever the hell it'll be. First tiebreaker will be whoever guessed closest to Cushing's tackles, second will be whoever was docked less on Ryans' tackles, third tiebreaker will be whoever has been in my kitchen most**.
**-since none of you have, it'll be a coinflip.
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Projection
Tackles – 98 Solo
Sacks – 3
TT FF/INT/ASSIST/PD – 40
Cushing – 79 Solo
This is with the assumption that the tackles are solo….
It takes a big man to walk away, but a bigger man to break his freaking jaw!
Projection
Tackles: 127
Sacks: 2 1/2
FF/INT/ASS/PD: 30
Cushing: 130
"Bite off more than you can chew. Then chew it."
Cushing=130 Tackles
In 12 games? Wow.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
He was pretty slow in the beginning of last year
and managed 133. He’ll be hot as hell starting game 5.
"Bite off more than you can chew. Then chew it."
Tim's doubting Cushing?
Hmm, maybe I want to change my answer to 130 then…
"Lord, beer me strength."
Projection
(Solo)Tackles: 85
Sacks: 1.5
FF/INT/ASS/PD: 37
BCush: 65
solo tackles: 115
sacks: 2 (they get creative)
ff: 2
int: 1
assists: 30
and I think he claims the skull trophy of Jones-Drew
It's hard bein whimpy
by WhimpyJimmy on Aug 17, 2010 10:37 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
oh yeah and Cushing: 83
and the skull trophy of Dallas clark
It's hard bein whimpy
by WhimpyJimmy on Aug 17, 2010 10:38 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
PROJECTION
DeMeco is one of those special guys that any playoff team needs. Where would we be without him?
Tackles: 103
Sacks:4
FF: 1
INT: 1
Assists: 24
Cushing will have 78 Tackles
Projection
Tackles – 114
Sacks – 3.5
FF – 2
Int – 1
Assists – 17
TB – Pollard 109
living the Texas dream
Projection
Tackles – 107
Sacks – 2
Total forced fumbles, interceptions, assists, and passes defensed – 26
Cushing tackles – 71
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Projection
Tackles: 101
Sacks: 2.5
FF/INT/ASS/PD: 33
Brain Crushing: 100 tackles
"Lord, beer me strength."
Hey! I know this isn't what this thread is all about, but....
Should we not have a thread going about this week’s practices with the Super Bowl Champion Saints? just sayin’…. I came here to get some news on that and nuttin’ honey….
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
how bout
d sharp with 32 tackles in the first four
meco 102 with 4 picks
cush with 69 and 2 picks, plus sacking david carr in the superbowl to seal the win
DeMeco isn't shit. The Texans should've drafted VY!!!!!1!!~!!
Just thought I would go ahead and get that out of the way, to save any VYFBs the trouble.
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
Always....that's what a good running gag is for
But mainly, I was sarcastically referencing what happened here:
http://www.battleredblog.com/2010/8/10/1584308/community-projection-mario-williams
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
Gotcha....
but any reference to “Texan’s should have drafted VY” automatically get’s a “BANNED!!!!” amiright?
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
I think he should owe everyone a beer at the next BRBapalooza.....
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Projection
Tackles: 98
Sacks:2
FF/INT/Assists/PD: 31
Cushing: 75 tackles.
projection
Ryans: tackles:134 sacks:1 FF:2 int: 1 .Cushing: tackles: 105 sacks: 5 FF: 4 ints: 3.. .
by big daddy texan#1 on Aug 17, 2010 6:08 PM CDT reply actions
projection
MARIO WILLIAMS tkls: 59 sacks: 16 FF: 4
by big daddy texan#1 on Aug 17, 2010 6:09 PM CDT reply actions
projection
POLLARD tkls: 121 sacks: 3 FF: 4 ints: 4
by big daddy texan#1 on Aug 17, 2010 6:13 PM CDT reply actions
Projection
Tackles – 104
Sacks – 4
FF/INT/Assists/PD – 27
Cushing – 78
by TexanSchmackDown on Aug 17, 2010 7:13 PM CDT reply actions
Projection
Tackles- 118
Sacks- 10 (Because he is DeJesus)
FF/INT/Assists/PD- 30
Cushing- 87
"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"
projection
Tackles – 102
Sacks- 5 (just because i dont see Bush blitzing)
FFINTASSPD- 31
Cushing gets 91
"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!
Projection
Tackles – 109
Sacks – 4
FF/INT/ASST/PD – 32
Cushing – 124 Tackles
You’re breaking my streak Rivers! Last two you let us pick the tiebreaker player. I was on a rookie roll, damnit.
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Aug 18, 2010 12:39 AM CDT reply actions
PROJECTION
Tackles – 101
Sacks – 4
FF/INT/ASS/PD – 38
Cushing – 90
meaningful football games in '08...MAKE THAT 09, okay 10, definitely 10..i am an excellent driver
Projection
96 tackles
0.5 sacks
36 F/I/A/P
Cushing: 108 tackles
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
PROJECTION
Tackles: 112
Sacks: 2.5
F/I/A/PD: 31
Cushing Tackles (tackles by not on Cushing): 103
Not sure I’m even eligible to win this as shipping up to Canada probably isn’t part of the deal, but w/e.
PS Howdy from the Great White North

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