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I haven’t even finished 1/3 of the post yet, but this single sentence is made of pure win:
You’ve probably read many stories lamenting the loss of Dunta Robinson via free agency. This is not one of those stories.
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
by Shake on Aug 19, 2010 2:23 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Thats just good writing
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
"lamenting the loss of Dunta Robinson"....
is that Obama-speak for dancing in the streets?
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
The anal-retentive stickler in me
Would like to point out that you have posted a two sentence snippet.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Aug 19, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Flagged
For being a grammar Nazi.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Aug 19, 2010 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Ironically, deal with it dog doesn't believe in periods.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Aug 19, 2010 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
A Texans analysis that didnt mention the Colts
How refreshing to know our lives dont revolve around beating the Colts
Have you ever had feelings for a nun?
by Bo$$man on Aug 19, 2010 3:11 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Banned!
But now you’ve talked about not talking about them. Which ruins the whole effect!!
A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7539 miles South west of Houston.
by distant_texans_fan on Aug 19, 2010 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions
SHUT UP, THATS WHY
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Aug 19, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Sounds like somebody needs a hug
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
Sexy Rexy appreciates his non-mention under additions/subtractions
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Re: Rex
The heading was “significant offseason additions/subtractions.”
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
He significantly fucked us in the Jax game
that doesn’t count?
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
by nolander on Aug 19, 2010 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Have to give SB Nation props for getting the QB picture correct. That is Schauby!
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Docking you 5 points for not using the phrases
“Getting over the hump” or “have to beat the Colts”.
Those 5 points are, however, taken off your “lazy douchebag journalist” scale
.
Unfortunately, Brian Cushing will see it to it that the scale still has plenty of points for the time being…
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
I really wish Tim would leave such articles
to real journalists. This is a blog people what right do you have?
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
Logical thought has no place of being on blogs
GO CRAZY FOLKS
PEYTON MANNING IS A RETARDED MANATEE WHO WAS BORN OF A SECRET TRYST BETWEEN PHYLLIS DILLER AND CHARLES NELSON REILLY, FRONT PAGE THAT SHIT.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Aug 19, 2010 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Tim is looking forward to your next blog entry....
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
You just said the most logical thing I've ever heard
You just can’t stop can you?
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
Good read
I think our gameplan should be “play the 2nd team D for 3 quarters and induce a shootout which our offense will either win or draw in…then bring the 1st team D in for the 4th, fresh and ready to stifle any comeback attempt”
It’s full-proof right?
by leacheatsbabies on Aug 19, 2010 4:53 PM CDT reply actions
10 out of 10
Bottles.
Of Coors Light.
That’s how many bottles of Coors Light it took for Tim to have the strength to peg us in as Wild-Card winner in his post.
Ten more bottles and maybe we’ll see a “Scott” cameo in the game threads when we play the Colts!
So
20 bottles of Coors Light = one bottle of Zima?
Excellent.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Aug 20, 2010 5:38 AM CDT up reply actions
espn_afcsouth
Kubiak: Wade Smith will start at LG Saturday. And Chris Myers is locked in as starting C. #Texans #nfl
living the Texas dream
Not surprised
Myers played well last week and has been a starter for a while.
Now it’s up to Smith and Brisiel to get rid of Studdard.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Smith or Briesel
to be a stickler for details, since they seem to want Caldwell to start on the right side. I would imagine if Briesel is healthy enough they would want him in there, but what do I know.
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
well if Smith plays well he'll supplant Studdard
and with “gump” on the other side….with Brisiel, White, and Studdard as G depth. Solid line
by leacheatsbabies on Aug 19, 2010 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Titans just signed Samkon Gado
lol
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
Jeff Fisher has early onset Alzheimer's????????
It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!
by oiler-texan diehard on Aug 19, 2010 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
so you're sayin there's a chance?
"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!
I'll agree with 7-11 wins
but that’s like agreeing that the sun will rise tomorrow at some point.
It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!
by oiler-texan diehard on Aug 19, 2010 8:09 PM CDT reply actions
Thread Hijack....
Has anyone read this?
http://www.stampedeblue.com/2010/8/19/1631622/breaking-brian-cushing-still-a
Jacoby is my ghostwriter.
Is BBS mildly retarded?
He doesn’t know the difference between testosterone and hCG?
Jacoby is my ghostwriter.
Must. Bite. Tongue.
Somebody should ask him: Hey, what happened to all the commenters that used to be here?
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
Wow...
And I was all set to post a nice reply to his FanPost, only to find out that it takes a full 24 hours to become a SB (Stampede Blue…tho, shouldn’t the acronym for them be BS?) member. It’s pretty sad when a guy who isn’t an official blogger gets more comments and replies (I’ll take’em however I can get’em) than a guy who RUNS a blog. Sad…sad…sad.
No worries...I took the liberty of replying for you:
http://www.stampedeblue.com/2010/8/19/1631622/breaking-brian-cushing-still-a#44818659
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
Wow
There are almost as many BRBers there than SBers. Hilarious.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
by bigfatdrunk on Aug 20, 2010 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions
The way the commenting turned over there in one night...
Brings a smile to my face.
Don’t mess with Texans, b#$%^es
Well put Shake
Who needs facts when you have multiple baseless accusations prepared?
It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!
by oiler-texan diehard on Aug 20, 2010 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Seriously
I think, in one post, BBS sums up his abilities: poorly written, counter-factual, and accusatory.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
by bigfatdrunk on Aug 20, 2010 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
The funny thing is, he isn't concerned with correcting the facts or even admitting he doesn't have the facts right...
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
MBT
His reputation speaks for itself.
The only thing I enjoy is that the Bills hung with the Colts (1st team wise of course), so I feel a bit pleased at that.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Oh and CJ Spiller looks great....
which is good since I just drafted him in a fantasy league (my real purpose for watching)……bust (maybe) avoided
"Lord, beer me strength."
He knows the difference.
But he also knows that being a blogger means you shouldn’t have to be bogged down by facts and ethics, as we’ve learned over the past few days.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Aug 19, 2010 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 9 recs
I want to take this comment behind the school
and get it pregnant. But I can only rec it once.
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Aug 19, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
Goo'ed that MFer
Also, as a blogger, I do believe your mother is an artichoke. I have no facts on which to base this opinion, but as a blogger, I must speculate. Wildly.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
by bigfatdrunk on Aug 19, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I feel like starting a movement
To have SBNation officially change BBS’s name to Yertle the Turtle.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
www.battleredblog.com
by tehGrindCrusher on Aug 20, 2010 5:44 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rivers! I hope you haven't been learning that!
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Or HGH mind you
"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!
Again Fuck those guys
living the Texas dream
by Joe25 on Aug 19, 2010 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
change "those guys" to "that thesbian"
Because we wouldn’t want to use the wrong singular/plural form, or else we may set Rivers into a grammaristic rage.
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
I should be banned from
BigBadBrad’s cesspool that he sprays febreeze and calls a lake, in about 1 hr for telling him his slander and misinformation makes him look like a dolt
"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!
by Taco Joe on Aug 19, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yep
This is real, no blogger BS: he literally bans everybody who disagrees with him. He does not tolerate dissension.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
by bigfatdrunk on Aug 19, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh i am waiting for the day
when i show up on stampede blue and it says you are banned from commenting!
"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!
I believe Distant_texans_fan
will also be feeling the BIGBADBRAD
very soon
"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!
I am pretty sure I was banned.
stampede blue is off my blogs list… Mwuahahahahaha
"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!
Please do!
I practically had an apoplectic fit reading some of the comments….but then this brings us back to a previous thread….would we be the same if it was someone on another team?
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
I don't think
any of the writers on brb would blatantly call a member of another team a liar or cheater. I could see inferences but devote an entire post to doing such! I will however state bbs is proving more and moreto be a second coming of LDJA12
"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!
Also note...
The BRB bloggers would also fact-check and make sure they weren’t spouting off complete BS if they were going to call out a player from another team a cheater or liar.
It’s called integrity. Something BBS obviously has none of.
Thanks....
you have upheld my faith and belief in BRBer’s everywhere. I felt the same way, but had to play devil’s advocate.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
Should I be upset?
I haven’t been banned from Stampede Blue…
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
No
It’s really just a matter of time. You’ll get there eventually.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
by bigfatdrunk on Aug 20, 2010 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I haven't been banned
Do you think maybe BBB has some new chill pills? Or is he just saving it all up for the regular season?
A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7539 miles South west of Houston.
by distant_texans_fan on Aug 20, 2010 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
prob savin the banhammer
for week 1 bc try as I might I have not been banned yet
"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!
you didn't mention that Glover Quinn has never allowed a TD
Therefore you have zero credibility and…
BANNED!
"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair
by papabear on Aug 20, 2010 8:36 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Sorry
If only I could go back and edit them into my post
A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7539 miles South west of Houston.
by distant_texans_fan on Aug 20, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck BBS !
That is all.
You are banned from Stampede Blue.
You can browse the blog, but you can't participate.
Hi CFHTim. You're trolling yet another SB Nation blog. Since you've been banned from several other SB Nation blogs, you don't get a warning. You get banned. If you want to get unbanned, email BBS and state your case for re-admission.
by CFHTim on Aug 20, 2010 10:25 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
I just read your signature.
Was that an actual e-mail to you from BigBadBrad?
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
Awesome
A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7539 miles South west of Houston.
by distant_texans_fan on Aug 20, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
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