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Post-Game Open Thread: Texans 20, Saints 38

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the rest of the season. By the way, is there anyone on the board that knows how to tackle a football player?

[EDIT: 5:46 A.M.: Added some post-game Kubiak quotes, including one that might explain Holliday.]

Star-divide

Stolen from The Mothership:

(on rookie returner Trindon Holliday) "We are trying to find out if he can play with his thumb. We put him back there, and he practiced all week, but obviously it is a problem. If he can't hang on to the ball, we need to find somebody else to do it. He is obviously struggling with the thumb, in fairness to him."

(on the Texans' defensive performance) "Well, it kind of looked like the first three games last year. They ran for 198 yards on us. They controlled the football game by running the ball. They were excellent on third downs. Until the end of the game, they were eight for 13 or 14. They were controlling the game. They had the ball 40 minutes, and we had the ball 20 minutes. In this league, that is called getting after somebody. They got after us. Give them credit; they did a hell of a job."

(on injuries to the Texans) "Danny Clark looks like the biggest one. He has some type of knee strain."

(on the severity of Danny Clark's injury) "No, I don't. I know he is the most significant of anybody that came out of the game. How bad? I don't know."

(on the performance of quarterback Dan Orlovsky) "I think he continues to do some good things. I am hard on quarterbacks. I think you need to do good things all the time, not some of the time. He has got good numbers coming out of the game and everything, but I know there are two or three plays that he has got to make for this team to win. I will get on him to make those plays. I want him to be great. He continues to progress."

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First things first....

who’s got the bleach?

Jacoby is my ghostwriter.

by Salad on Aug 21, 2010 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

screw that!!

i’m gonna chug battery acid!!

"No matter where you go....There you are" - Buckaroo Banzai

by buckaroo_banzai on Aug 21, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

chased with bowling lane oil...ahhhhhh, that's smooth!

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Aug 22, 2010 7:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'd get some Drank & Vodka, but the liquor store is closed

I think Texas needs to pass a law where liquor stores are open on Sundays during football season

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

by The Night Owl on Aug 22, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

the one good thing

about livin in az… Liquour sold anywhere beer is and available 7 days a wwek mind you they still have sell times.

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Aug 22, 2010 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

We can get beer on Sundays, that's not the issue

I don’t drink beer, I prefer liquor, & the liquor stores are closed Sunday. That needs to be changed

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

by The Night Owl on Aug 22, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh I know the liquor laws.

I am just stating in az you can buy liquor every day. And it is sold in convinience stores, grocery stores even walgreens

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Aug 22, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

So we're gloating then eh?

In Ontario we can get liquor or beer anyday too, but we gotta go to the Liquor Control Board of Ontario or LCBO (pronounced LiK-BO) or the Beer Store and get taxed to hell for it. Name the price for any liquor or beer and its at least double here.

by T_Mizz on Aug 23, 2010 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

In La we can buy liquor in the drive through....go figure

"Why do you even ponder passing? I mean, you can take a knee and try a 56 yard field goal! This is not Detroit man, this is the Superbowl!" -- Paul Allen's call after Tracy Porter intercepted Brett Favre in NFCCG

by DrWhoDat on Aug 23, 2010 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah we learned in Pop Warner...

Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!

by TEXSON on Aug 21, 2010 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

GOD bless you rivers.

i don’t look forward to watching that crapfest again.

"And Richie... you're still blocked on twitter." - David Anderson
http://www.twitter.com/doobieman21

by chrisd21 on Aug 21, 2010 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Schaub looked good. No injured Texans. Good debut for the Kareemsicle. Anderson, Dreessen looked good. Rackers nailed a 52 yarder to edge ahead of Brown, IMO. Nolan continues to impress. Slaton looked better. We have returners if Holliday fails next week. We all laughed at ABC’s craptacular performance.

Some positives. Not all negative. It’s just preseason. It’s just preseason. Don’t overreact.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Aug 21, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Negatives?

Holliday.
No one tackling.
Stoopid penalties. Stoopid turnovers. Stoopid Dan-O.

All those problems are correctable in some way, shape, or form.

One more positive? Red zone rushing TD.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Aug 21, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

One of them was rooting for Kris Brown,

yet again.

"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."- Charles Barkley

by bone31crusher on Aug 21, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Spencer Tillman?

Yeah. Thankfully, he won’t be there next week.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Aug 21, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

The hyperbole that spewed out from both of them only added to the unbearableness of the overall event

Seems like each tried to outdo the other creating nonsensical hyperbole. I can’t bear to try to even repeat any of it. It was awful to have to listen to it heaped on top of the terrible Texans’ performance. If they had stepped onto the field, and the Texans had to listen to that, the tackling problems would have been instantly cured.

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Aug 22, 2010 7:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Here's a major positive

The Cowturds offense looked just as shitty, if not even more craptastic, than our defense

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

by The Night Owl on Aug 22, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Always employ the rope a dope tactic in pre season games

He’s always open. He catches a lot of balls. He’s un-guardable, no matter how old he is

by WarWolf on Aug 21, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

I can't think of any positives

except for Kareem Jackson. Played solid throughout the game. The only time they threw at Jackson is when Brees threw a deep ball at Jackson, it was a bit overthrown, but Jackson stayed with his man. The receiver did a double move on Kareem and he stayed with him throughout, so that’s very encouraging because he was getting burned by double moves in camp. We must have had 20 missed tackles tonight.

"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."- Charles Barkley

by bone31crusher on Aug 21, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

I agree with TDC

It wasn’t all bad. Foster looked good with the exception of the freak fumble. I doubt he’ll have that problem again

Jacoby is my ghostwriter.

by Salad on Aug 21, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yea that's true.

He made a rookie mistake by putting the ball in such a vulnerable spot though, which he can’t do again.

"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."- Charles Barkley

by bone31crusher on Aug 22, 2010 1:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

BFD said it

they need to do tackling drills until they puke.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Aug 21, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Garett Graham!

He’s always open. He catches a lot of balls. He’s un-guardable, no matter how old he is

by WarWolf on Aug 21, 2010 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Graham

He had a penalty that took away a Casey touch down!

by Tenthehardway on Aug 22, 2010 8:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Tackle:

To stop (an opponent carrying the ball), especially by forcing the opponent to the ground.

Apparently the Texans can’t read. That has to be it.

The Super Bowl is in Dallas, and an AFC team HAS to go. Why not the Texans?

by Christopher Allen on Aug 21, 2010 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

uh...cointoss?

I'll fly off the handle if I damn well please, I'm a Texans Fan!

by carsonwayne on Aug 21, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Question for discussion

DO YOU GUYS THINK THE TEXANS COULD RUN A 3-4 DEFENSE?!?!?! TWEET YOUR ANSWER @ ME AND I WILL USE THE BEST ONE ON AIR!!!

by riversmccown on Aug 21, 2010 10:08 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Whoever thought that up

needs to be fired. NOW.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Aug 21, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

i vote dylan

"No matter where you go....There you are" - Buckaroo Banzai

by buckaroo_banzai on Aug 21, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ex:

Johnny’s in the basement
Mixing up the medicine
I’m on the pavement
Thinking about the government
The man in the trench coat
Badge off, laid off
Says he’s got a bad cough
Wants to get paid off
Look out kid
It’s somethin’ you did
God knows when
But you’re doin’ it again
You better duck down the alley way
Lookin’ for a new friend
The man in the coon-skin cap
In the big pen
Wants eleven dollar bills
You only got ten

Maggie comes fleet foot
Face full of black soot
Talkin’ that the heat put
Plants in the bed but
The phone’s tapped anyway
Maggie says that many say
They must bust in early May
Orders from the D.A.
Look out kid
Don’t matter what you did
Walk on your tip toes
Don’t try “No Doz”
Better stay away from those
That carry around a fire hose
Keep a clean nose
Watch the plain clothes
You don’t need a weather man
To know which way the wind blows

Get sick, get well
Hang around a ink well
Ring bell, hard to tell
If anything is goin’ to sell
Try hard, get barred
Get back, write braille
Get jailed, jump bail
Join the army, if you fail
But users, cheaters
Six-time losers
Hang around the theaters
Girl by the whirlpool
Lookin’ for a new fool
Don’t follow leaders
Watch the parking meters

Get born, keep warm
Short pants, romance, learn to dance
Get dressed, get blessed
Try to be a success
Please her, please him, buy gifts
Don’t steal, don’t lift
Twenty years of schoolin’
And they put you on the day shift
Look out kid
They keep it all hid
Better jump down the manhole
Light yourself a candle
Don’t wear sandals
Try to avoid the scandals
Don’t wanna be a bum
You better chew gum
The pump don’t work
’Cause the vandals took the handles

                                      - Bob Dylan-
                                             1965

by Drew-Dat on Aug 21, 2010 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Who's Dylan?

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Aug 22, 2010 7:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not as of now they couldn't

At least not very well. Barwin could play SLB, and Cushing could move to the weakside, Diles could kick inside with Ryans… the starting LBs would be ok I think if Barwin could work out as a LB, but there’d be 0 depth on the outside except for possibly Clark. On the line, we’d have more DEs than you could shake a stick at, but only 1 true NT and he’s currently playing like a waste of space. Our corners are built for zone coverage, and while you can still employ the zone, the 3-4 defenses that are so much trouble for everyone here lately usually use alot of exotic blitzes which require at least a fair ammount of man coverage, and our corners would be torched if forced to play that way. I think our safeties would do just about as well in a 3-4 as they do 4-3, Pollard would probably excell even more in a 3-4.

by Bryan72076 on Aug 21, 2010 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

That’s very interesting but what does it have to do with Dylan?

by Drew-Dat on Aug 21, 2010 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I doubt it ever happens

But if they do ever decide to switch to 3-4, they should consider asking Mario WIlliams to shed 15-20 lbs and try a move to SOLB, he has the athletic ability to do it and 3-4 SOLBs are really just glorified pass rushing ends. He’d be wasting his talent as a pashrusher playing DE in a 3-4 defense.

by Bryan72076 on Aug 21, 2010 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yea he would be wasting his talent.

But you have to have 3 things in order to be a successful unit in a 3-4.

1. Good nose tackle. He doesn’t have to be 350 pounds, but he has to be good. Jay Ratliff is a good example.

2. Good pass rushing LBs. Barwin would excel in this. He and Cushing could go on either side.

3. DEs that are good against the run. We have two of the best against the run in Mario and Antonio.

But, we have no good DTs so it’s not going to happen.

"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."- Charles Barkley

by bone31crusher on Aug 22, 2010 1:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Lol I actually responded to that.

They showed my answer on TV, so I feel special.

"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."- Charles Barkley

by bone31crusher on Aug 22, 2010 1:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Now if you wanna go Chicken Little on something....

Southern Oklahoma continues to look bad in the pre-season. That line looks OLD.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Aug 21, 2010 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn you beat me to it.

At least we can take solace in the fact that Dallas’ offense looks like shit.

Jacoby is my ghostwriter.

by Salad on Aug 21, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ohh

sick burn; kind of like what the Saints did with most of our defenders.

And Keith-- darn it, change your name! It's not scary, and I'm embarassed to say it. Boris, Try that. Keith, you know, OH, watch out for KEITH!

by Chris Rosenberger on Aug 21, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay... First it is a reason they were the Superbowl Champs

Not to make excuses but NO is a good team. However I did figure out the secret is the NO offensive line… once they lock you up.. they hold you ( legally). We did not show the aggresion needed to change that. The proof is that it didn’t matter who the QB or RB they could effectively work in the system because of the effectiveness of the O-line. Defensively we just looked lost… not making tackles.. allowing receivers deep behind our safeties,,, No continuity. I said the other night that if the defensive intensity stayed up then we would WIN… Little or no intensity = Loss. The bright spots defensively tonight belong to Nolan and Bentley… The rest sucked… Did Okoye play or just take up space.. I would trade his ass with Okam and whoever to get 1 D lineman who really wants to and can play….

Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!

by TEXSON on Aug 21, 2010 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

I thought Okoye played alright.

I’ll have to watch for him more when I re-watch the game (why am I doing that?)

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Aug 21, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

if he played alright thats great

they have some great guards, so that’s a plus

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Aug 21, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

again, bfd had pointed out that Mitchell and Okam were also getting snaps with the 1st team, so a close eye is needed to see who played when.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Aug 21, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you say so . . .

but he was part of that D-Line group that got absolutely driven back through the goal posts.

I'll fly off the handle if I damn well please, I'm a Texans Fan!

by carsonwayne on Aug 22, 2010 2:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

You should probably tape an episode of Crocodile Hunter over that real quick...

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Aug 22, 2010 7:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

I do not want to see Okam anywhere near the field in Texans uniform

That more or less sum up my thoughts on him.

Assmass alone does not a NT make.

by kaizer on Aug 22, 2010 1:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Kubiak needs to have them doing tackling drills on Dan-O!

The Super Bowl is in Dallas, and an AFC team HAS to go. Why not the Texans?

by Christopher Allen on Aug 21, 2010 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Great idea!

Ya take Studdard, then you put in a defender….say, for example, somebody who missed a couple tackles tonight like Bernard Pollard. Then, behind Pollard, you place a bottle of Patron and a shirtless VY. If you stop Studdard, you pass.

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 21, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Takes 3, right? You got it....

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Aug 22, 2010 7:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

We got thoroughly pushed around

and I’m not talking Wilson or Diles, I’m talking the “physical” guys like Pollard, Cushing, Mario. Our middle front of Okoye and Shaun Cody is borderline hilarious. I saw Cushing get uprooted by their backup fullback. Pollard was bouncing off their RBs every other play. Very concerning..

by leacheatsbabies on Aug 21, 2010 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

i blame

jacoby jones’ mom’s food

by Skeletexan on Aug 21, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

that turf was CRAPtacular.

can someone explain how in the hell you kick up dust on turf? anyone?
anyone?

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by chrisd21 on Aug 21, 2010 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

green shag carpet

need to vacuum all the dust out

by Skeletexan on Aug 21, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think it is rubber particles to cushion impact

"Why do you even ponder passing? I mean, you can take a knee and try a 56 yard field goal! This is not Detroit man, this is the Superbowl!" -- Paul Allen's call after Tracy Porter intercepted Brett Favre in NFCCG

by DrWhoDat on Aug 21, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yea

That’s exactly what it is. They just put in a new turf in da dome. I imagine it would be pretty good stuff since it is new. And that’s the way a lot of those turf fields r designed now. Little black pellets. I played on one in high school a while back.

by ReggieVilma on Aug 21, 2010 11:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

They call it “Astro dirt”.

by Drew-Dat on Aug 21, 2010 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thx to the announcers, there is ground up tires spread over the turf

That can’t be healthy to breath that dust, can it?

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Aug 22, 2010 7:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

all the new turf in the last five or so years is like that

"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair

by papabear on Aug 22, 2010 8:26 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'd much rather play on that

than the concrete I grew up playing on. One field didn’t even have a pad, I swear.

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 22, 2010 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Kubiak Press Conference Coming Up

Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!

by TEXSON on Aug 21, 2010 10:22 PM CDT reply actions  

First game I can remember with Cushing not having a visible impact.

The Saints took complete advantage of the Texans aggression. Worst part, Frank Bush ineptly continued with the all-out pursuit. Dude, draw plays will exploit your lack of discipline. Wake the fuck up!

I'll fly off the handle if I damn well please, I'm a Texans Fan!

by carsonwayne on Aug 21, 2010 10:22 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd.

I was thinking the exact same thing on the draw plays, they burned us all night.

"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."- Charles Barkley

by bone31crusher on Aug 22, 2010 1:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Old news

The Texans were among the worst teams in football at defending draws last year.

(It’s okay though, Bush can turn this around. We can build on this!!!)

by riversmccown on Aug 22, 2010 2:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Cushing looked winded all night long....get him some female hormones!

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Aug 22, 2010 7:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sounds like sex at the bfd house

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 22, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

you like it from behind, huh?

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Aug 22, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Keep Repeating to Yourself... It is just the Pre-season

Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!

by TEXSON on Aug 21, 2010 10:25 PM CDT reply actions  

meh

Its just the preseason.

Arian Foster continues to make it appear that Slaton’s problem is not the O-Line..

by WhiskeyR on Aug 21, 2010 10:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Stoopid fumble aside

Arian Foster looks great. Just makes his mind up, hits the hole, and runs til the whistle.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Aug 21, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thiught

The praying McManus looked good as well

by AllenOU on Aug 21, 2010 10:45 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Was Durga in the stands?

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Aug 22, 2010 7:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Stat that's gone unnoticed

2-3 in the red zone. 2 TDs. That last drive was the only missed red zone chance.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Aug 21, 2010 10:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Lets not pretend this was a big deal though

We never had to dominate New Orleans in a true goal-line situation to do it. Both TD’s were from well before the goal line.

I applaud you for trying.

by riversmccown on Aug 22, 2010 2:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

When it comes to the red zone

I’ll take what I can get. Foster’s run was at least encouraging considering how that would have never happened in 2009.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Aug 22, 2010 2:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

at least the cowgirls look shitty

"No matter where you go....There you are" - Buckaroo Banzai

by buckaroo_banzai on Aug 21, 2010 10:44 PM CDT reply actions  

The Jets also didn't look good.

112 total yards.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Aug 21, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Panthers D looks solid.

DBs and LBs are great, and they somehow have 11 sacks through 2 games without Peppers. Interesting.

"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."- Charles Barkley

by bone31crusher on Aug 22, 2010 1:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

Nobody believes me when I say they are going to be a hard opponent for the Saints….except Panthers fans that is.

"Why do you even ponder passing? I mean, you can take a knee and try a 56 yard field goal! This is not Detroit man, this is the Superbowl!" -- Paul Allen's call after Tracy Porter intercepted Brett Favre in NFCCG

by DrWhoDat on Aug 22, 2010 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Blame It On Revis....

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Aug 22, 2010 7:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Favorite Part Of The Game

Was when it ended.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Aug 21, 2010 10:55 PM CDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

My thoughts exactly. Was watching game in the New Orleans area with wife's family

only + was they didn’t give me too much crap to deal with. The Texans players took care of that. Towards the end of the game I graciously commented that the Saints looked excellent, and my smartass stepson replied that “he couldn’t be sure of that because the Texans aren’t a good team”. If he wasn’t about 2.5X my size I would have been tempted to slap the shit out of him.

It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!

by oiler-texan diehard on Aug 22, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry for the late reply

Pretty nice usually. Probably mid 70’s or low 80’s for kickoff

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by Jonathan Loesche on Aug 23, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's the preseason

No one blames ya.

Heard Alualu got a sack on his first play….must make you guys feel better, eh?

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Aug 21, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just ordered NFL Game Rewind

which, unfortunately, doesn’t include pre-season games. But, to check it out, I watched the 2009-1 version of Texans-tits this afternoon.

And let me say there is one huge positive to come out of tonights game. Chris Brown, #22, is not wearing a Texans uniform.

The ABC dudes were saying the kicking job is Brown’s (#3) to lose….? Did you watch any games last season? All things equal, I’m giving the shot to the new guy. If we give the ball to KB, he may make all his kicks, then with the game on the line, I wouldn’t trust him. Sorry. I watched the games last season.

"I'm trying to get a feel for Booty" - GK

by texanphil on Aug 21, 2010 11:07 PM CDT reply actions  

But Kris Brown has made a lot of big kicks for the franchise!!!

Like when he made that one against the Colts in 2007! And uh…

When he sent that one against Tennessee wide wide left in 2005 so we could keep chasing the first pick?

by riversmccown on Aug 22, 2010 2:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Simpsons, Major League, Futurama, Airplane

Awesome quotes, Rivers. What do I win?

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 21, 2010 11:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Easy enough

I’ll just hand it over to my 7yo son. Poop and fart jokes for everybody would be a vast, tremendous improvement.

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 22, 2010 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

overpursuit and overaggression. and turnovers.

i think this game will be a good teaching tool. we want to fly to the ball and all that, but too many times LAST week and THIS week cushing took HIMSELF out of the play, along with meco. a lot of times cushing would commit and then meco would have to double back to cover that side of the field. seems like he’s trying to make too many solo plays instead of trusting the system, and playing his assignment.

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by chrisd21 on Aug 22, 2010 12:02 AM CDT reply actions  

i blame jacoby's mom!

she gave em all “itis” with that gumbo.

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by chrisd21 on Aug 22, 2010 12:03 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I would not be surprised

if Sharpton was our rookie of the year…If Sharpton turns out to be something good then I will salivate over the idea of having Cushing/Ryans/Sharpton as our Linebackers for the next 5 years…

by EveryHoustonTeamRox! on Aug 22, 2010 12:48 AM CDT reply actions  

Hold your horses dude.

Diles looked real good tonight. He’s playing really well in coverage, which has always been his weakness.

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by bone31crusher on Aug 22, 2010 1:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sharpton didn't really do much

although, in the 2nd half I wasn’t paying too much attention.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Aug 22, 2010 1:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

only one tackle

but hey almost everybody sucked on D

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by Joe25 on Aug 22, 2010 1:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's right

Sharpton only had 1 tackle.

Leading tacklers: Eugene Wilson – 7 tackles, 4 assists; Bernard Pollard – 6 tackles, 3 assists; Glover Quin – 7 tackles

DBs shouldn’t be the top 3 leading tacklers.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Aug 22, 2010 1:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Pollard isnt surprising

surprising is Wilson. the fact that our Free safety lead in tackles is a slap in the face of the front seven.

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by Joe25 on Aug 22, 2010 1:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

The Red Carpet Zone didn't help

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 22, 2010 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

horrid performance by the 1's on both sides

i was at the bar and couldnt say nothin to the obnoxious ass saints fans, it was demorilizing seeing the saints carve us up like a JV team

Rockets-Texans-Dynamo-Longhorn fan.. used to be Astros too, but not sure there a pro team anymore

by HB23 on Aug 22, 2010 1:48 AM CDT reply actions  

like they say

its only preseason but still if it were a real game we would have lost. now we have film of an embarrassing loss to motivate our players, they should be motivated to begin with but what can you do.

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Aug 22, 2010 1:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Next week is a big test

Starters going for 3 quarters against a “playoff” caliber team on national TV at home. Gonna be rockin’ at Reliant.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Aug 22, 2010 1:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Next week is different

the Cowboys haven’t look impressive at all and their best asset is running the ball. their O-line is nowhere near the Saints so we should see a big difference there and we are playing at home so we should win the first three quarters.

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Aug 22, 2010 1:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

but this week was a big test too and they failed miserably

I dont know what would be so diff in as equally an important game.. I understand the national tv game and it being the cowgirls but man we just seem to lay eggs when theres expectations

Rockets-Texans-Dynamo-Longhorn fan.. used to be Astros too, but not sure there a pro team anymore

by HB23 on Aug 22, 2010 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's nationally televised?

On what network?

"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."- Charles Barkley

by bone31crusher on Aug 22, 2010 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

CBS

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Aug 22, 2010 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice.

"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."- Charles Barkley

by bone31crusher on Aug 22, 2010 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hear you

but man they should already be motivated ya know? looked like that vomit inducing Jets game last year.. I dont understand why we look so bad and outplayed at times

Rockets-Texans-Dynamo-Longhorn fan.. used to be Astros too, but not sure there a pro team anymore

by HB23 on Aug 22, 2010 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

two words

Playoff experience. how many players on this team actually have any experience on a constant winning, Superbowl caliber team and was a contributor.

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by Joe25 on Aug 22, 2010 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

true but theyre pros cant make excuses for letting reggie freakin bush run up the middle at will

Rockets-Texans-Dynamo-Longhorn fan.. used to be Astros too, but not sure there a pro team anymore

by HB23 on Aug 22, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

my point is this team didnt look like a playoff ready team

they didn’t look like winners they look like a team that just doesn’t want to be losers

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by Joe25 on Aug 22, 2010 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

You may need to explain yourself a little more clearer, Joe

Are you saying they can’t be expected to play like a playoff team because they don’t have many players that have done it before?

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Aug 22, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

They dont have players with playoff experience

and didn’t look like a playoff team. the lack of experience showed, they looked great in one game and came up flat in the next.

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by Joe25 on Aug 23, 2010 1:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

But if you're questioning how they can get to the playoffs without players with playoff experience...

Well, you just can’t go out and sign winning team’s FAs willy-nilly. There is no economic sense to that. So, the alternative is to get there and create your own playoff experienced players. If the FO can just get their collective heads out of the sand regarding O-linemen and D-lineman, there would be more hope, in my mind. I will point to those two areas as lacking in quality players that could stop this team from achieving the playoffs.

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Aug 23, 2010 7:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

well they just need one or two guys

this team builds through the draft which is great but a vet that has some playoff experience could really help this team.(he doesnt need to be a HOF)

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by Joe25 on Aug 23, 2010 9:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Like Antonio Smith?

Or Jacques Reeves?

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by tehGrindCrusher on Aug 23, 2010 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

How about Sexy Rexy?

Plucking Playoff-ready players for your lineip isn’t an exact science, is it?

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Aug 23, 2010 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

On a positive note,

the 1st team offense played well after a shaky start,

and the defense primarily needs to address two major issues:

1. Tackling, and
2. Finding a way of being aggresive but not to the point where you can be burned for it

sadly, these are the same issues we had at the begining of last season, and even then I can not remember a single case of as many missed tackles as today. Only reason we didn’t see big TD runs was probably because our secondary is better at tackling than the year before. May Durga have mercy on us.

I was wondering how the hell do we end up with everyone who can not tackle, till I realized that there must be a reason they were TEs in college.

Assmass alone does not a NT make.

by kaizer on Aug 22, 2010 2:16 AM CDT reply actions   2 recs

The thing I hate most about the NFL season?

I have to live with a smoldering burn for an entire week after we lose. Even though I tell myself that it’s only the preseason, I still hate it when we lose.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Aug 22, 2010 3:04 AM CDT reply actions  

Gut Check Drills are in order...

and Holliday will not make this team.

The Saints may go 14-2.

Tacklin’ was non existent.

GO TEXANS!!!!

Our time will come...

by Texanmaniac on Aug 22, 2010 4:38 AM CDT reply actions  

Well, on the bright side (if you consider this bright) NOONE in the AFC South has won pre-season game yet.

Everyone is 0-2 except for the Titans who are 0-1 and play Monday.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Aug 22, 2010 8:09 AM CDT reply actions  

Another "positive"

Tindon Holliday has answered the question, is he up to the challenge to be our return specialist for the year? He could be practice squad material…but we know he cannot be counted on, and that is a Truth that we are all better off knowing Early when we can give everyone else reps.

by Smittybaby on Aug 22, 2010 8:18 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

holly shit

that is pathetic technique, and great blocking by the saints line…. can we please draft a first round lineman next year?

by b4theproffit on Aug 22, 2010 8:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rip agrees

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Aug 22, 2010 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

we better, for some reason the coaching staff and FO failed to realize games are won in the trenches

by drafting high round lineman and not by late round selections or signing cheap scrubs.. baffling, smh

Rockets-Texans-Dynamo-Longhorn fan.. used to be Astros too, but not sure there a pro team anymore

by HB23 on Aug 22, 2010 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does this mean your jumping with me after the draft next year when they fail to get at least two high round O-Linemen?

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Aug 22, 2010 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was absolutely convinced that we were going to take in interior O Lineman no later than the 3rd

maybe next year

It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!

by oiler-texan diehard on Aug 22, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I feel like I'm already campaigning

What else can go wrong with this team that would override the need to draft a stud O-lineman?

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Aug 22, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think Smith scored a TD on the play, right?

My fave part? Look at Okam and Mitchell, completely destroyed on the play one-on-one. Such a wall is created that Ryans and Diles are taken out of the play. In fact, it’s the blocker (looks like 59 to me, but that would be a LB), gets the tackle. That’s pathetic.

LanceZ was tweeting all night about how much Okoye sucked. Not a single DT out there was anybody better.

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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 22, 2010 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

If you like seeing Okam and Mitchell get destroyed

Trust me, there is more where that came from.

And I’ve only done the first quarter.

by riversmccown on Aug 22, 2010 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Why the hell were Okam and Mitchell out there so much?

And yes, I re-watched the game a second time and they got a crapload of snaps with the 1s. More than they deserve.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Aug 22, 2010 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

My guesses

a) Shaun Cody has always been babied about his knees on turf in practice this summer, I’m sure the turf had something to do with that.
b) The staff sees Mitchell and Okoye as interchangeable already. (Which I don’t agree with, but since when have I and them ever been on the same page?)

by riversmccown on Aug 22, 2010 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Your A guess makes a lot of sense

That won’t happen in the regular season…at least I can only hope…

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Aug 22, 2010 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

50-59 are used for Linebackers

But 50-79 are used for Linemen. So there is some overlap. plus 90-99 is used as an overflow for LBers and D-linemen.

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by distant_texans_fan on Aug 22, 2010 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

We got OWNED on that play!

Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid

by txknight on Aug 23, 2010 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

overpursuit

good thing is , the saint just exploited a weakness our young defense had. with it being pre-season it will hopefully be adressed. Kinda weird, because guys were out of position due to overpursuit, but they looked almost lethargic. Cushing and Pollard looked like two guys going through the motions on more than a handfull of plays, which is the first time i have ever seen that from them. I think thew opening drive totaly screwed with their heads.“BUSH up the middle for 6 yards a pop .WTF?” I STILL HAVE FAITH IN THESE GUYS. WE KNOW THE CHARACTER OF OUR TEAM. This was probably a blessing in disguise. luckily i missed the opening drive. I think i might have done something irresponsible and irrational if i had to witness bush dominating us between the tackles…GOOD GAME SAINTS. Whipped our ass and showed why you are world champs

by b4theproffit on Aug 22, 2010 8:41 AM CDT reply actions  

the bright spot in fosters fumble

was that it wasnt a hard impact that caused the ball to come out, he just acted totally careless and flashy with the ball, which i can almost guarantee will be the last time he makes that mistake. A undrafted free agent doesnt work his ass off to EARN the starting job , then get sloppy/flashy with the ball and become a liability to the team. He will make a point to keep it tucked in all week.

by b4theproffit on Aug 22, 2010 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

It wasn't ALL bad...

watching Vonta juke the Saints’ DB was priceless!

by Scruffy The Janitor on Aug 22, 2010 10:25 AM CDT reply actions  

1 for 13 on third down by my count

1 for fucking 13!!!!!!!!!!! That is Texas longhorn football, not Houston Texan football

Practice this week is gonna be a bitch

by AllenOU on Aug 22, 2010 10:28 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

One good thing

There is lots of good stuff for the coaches to talk about in meetings this week….

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Aug 22, 2010 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

Looks like we all need something to keep us busy during the fall

Seeing how the Texans were being manhandled, I switched over to the Astros game during Q2. Like the rest of the season, they were busy getting clobbered, so that didn’t work. Looking ahead, the Rockets appear destined for mediocrity. I’m of the opinion that I’ll need to develop a new hobby to occupy my time until the sports scene here improves.

by kozanack on Aug 22, 2010 11:51 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Solution?!!?!

Tune into the game expecting the worst. For example, when the Texans get burned on a 3rd and long don’t get upset, take a shot. At least that’s my plan for the season after the clusterfuck that i saw last night. expect the worst and when it doesn’t happen you’ll feel good. when it does you were right.

Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Aug 22, 2010 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

In other words

do the same thing we’ve been doing for the whole of the Texans’ existence.

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Aug 22, 2010 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes .....

except now we know for sure that come week one an ass whuppin is expected and it won’t even be close where as before we thought we would surprise the colts.

Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Aug 22, 2010 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know who you mean by "we"

Because I never expect us to beat the Colts.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Aug 23, 2010 12:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

during the first game

 i just kept wondering if it was actually the cardinals suckin it up on the field that made us look good, and now after this game I think we showed the difference between a good team and an elite team.

It's hard bein whimpy

by WhimpyJimmy on Aug 22, 2010 1:07 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Yes, the Cards sucked it up.

"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."

What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU

by TexansForever on Aug 22, 2010 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm also thankful that we got to play and practice against the Super Bowl Champs from last year

I’m hoping that we learned ALOT — as in REALLY learned it (not just conceptually learned it)

by BattleRedFan on Aug 22, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1 for this statement
But I’d much rather that these guys make these mistakes NOW instead of when the games really matter.

That’s what I’m trying to keep in mind. I liked that this young hungry team got a humbling experience…..because it shows them how far they have to go to be that Super Bowl/playoff contender. They can’t get comfortable (Especially coming out of Arizona) and have to continue to work hard in practice. It’s a good wake up call…..now will the team wake up is another question.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Aug 22, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Spencer Tillman....ughhhhhhh!!!!

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Aug 22, 2010 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

he works too hard trying to impress with his superior intelligence and command of the language

but it comes off as the opposite, and he is way too much of a cheerleader.

It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!

by oiler-texan diehard on Aug 22, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just said that....

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Aug 22, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmmm, I didn't get all that from ughhhhhhh

Actually he is not all bad IMO, he just tries too hard. He does display knowledge of the game, although frequently he throws around esoteric terms which I can only assume he thinks will impress, when he would be better served using simple words to draw a clear picture of what he’s trying to explain. He does understand and explain many fundamental concepts, but he needs to just keep it simple. Serious fans already understand what he is saying before he finishes, and beginners may get lost in his lecxicon.

Joel S on the other hand is a total moron. He has the classical announcer’s baritone, but that’s his only + asset. He misidentifies players, down/distance, etc and generally gets in the way of watching the game. McNair should wise up and get rid of him.

It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!

by oiler-texan diehard on Aug 22, 2010 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

^ This is ughhhhh!!!

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Aug 23, 2010 8:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Very good points

The other thing I would add is that this team is totally capable of looking like a DIII school one minute and a playoff contender the next. In the last few seasons they’ve managed to have complete stinkers and then rebound and play up to (and maybe over) their talent level.

If they kept the stinkers to the preseason then I don’t mind if they go 0-4 as long as they don’t start out the season like that.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Aug 23, 2010 12:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

That sums up the source of fan base's collective frustration - INCONSISTENCY

It’s maddeningly and excruciatingly frustrating. Kubiak constantly preaches minimizing turnovers, yet we can’t seem to consistently take care of the rock.

Besides getting dominated by the Saints O line, the turnovers were the most glaring weakness. Eliminate them and the game is very close at halftime instead of a friggin’ blowout.

Praying for a better showing vs the Cowgirls, or expecting a sinking feeling when Peyton comes to town.

It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!

by oiler-texan diehard on Aug 23, 2010 8:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

You could experience both

A better showing vs the Cowboys and a sinking feeling when Peyton comes to town. Sadly.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Aug 23, 2010 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

so trindon had a thumb injury huh?

tough shit, Mario and Matt both played with injured shoulders and got the job done.

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Aug 22, 2010 5:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Uh

kind of hard to field kickoffs if you have a bumb thumb. I hear its like important for gripping things.

Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

by nolander on Aug 22, 2010 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kubiak has to evaluate him. The bad thumb is unfortunate and obviously it hindered him

I expect him to get more chances vs Dallas, but if he doen’t do any better than it may be curtains. I hope not because I love his explosive speed.

It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!

by oiler-texan diehard on Aug 22, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

If it weren't for the thumb he just about earned his way onto the practice squad

probably scared a few other teams away in spite of his speed.

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Aug 22, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

i might have been a little harsh

but if he cant play then don’t but if hes gonna play then play through the pain

living the Texas dream

by Joe25 on Aug 23, 2010 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well Houston fans it's been a pleasure reading your blog this week

And I wouldnt read to much into a preseason game.Last week we lost to the Pat’s Ramsey got most our snaps at 2nd string QB and stunk up the place thats what preseason is for to mix and match players and see what happens.
To me i would rather see the back ups play all but 1 series and lose then watch our starters play the whole half or even 1st quarter then you get an idea what you have in reserve
Good luck next week against the Cowpunks i hope ya’ll kick there butts

World Champions at last

by mississippisaintsfan on Aug 22, 2010 7:04 PM CDT reply actions  

re: cowpunks

don’t we all? And prior to last season was ur sn pronounced mississippis-aints-fans?

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Go Texans!

by Taco Joe on Aug 22, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks and good luck the rest of the way.

I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Aug 23, 2010 1:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

A positive for me was that our best player did not get injured

When the Saints d back dove at Dre’s knees my heart jumped up into my throat for a moment. The replay looked even worse with #80’s knee bending awkwardly. It looked like a potentially serious knee ligament injury. Thank God it was not.

It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!

by oiler-texan diehard on Aug 22, 2010 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Rewatched ABC-13 Houston coverage of the game and the same replay angle was not shown

of Tracy Porter’s dive into Dre’s knee. A fairly cheap shot for a preseason game IMO. Dre’s knee flexed sideways very awkwardly, & I am still amazed that he sustained no damage. Left leg (I think) MCL was stretched to the max. Thankfully the Dude is tough and extremely flexible; was only on the ground for a moment and was sprinting downfield on the next snap.

It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!

by oiler-texan diehard on Aug 23, 2010 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

No disrespect intended rivers but I disagree with your opening statement

If a defensive performance as abysmal as that, coupled with our history of slow starts and the quality of competition we face in the 1st 3 games does not get Kubiak’s puckering than I would be shocked. Color me very concerned.

It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!

by oiler-texan diehard on Aug 22, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Funny, the game announcers made one during the game as well

wondering if the side judge stepping in for the injured referee was going to do “his best Leslie Nielsen impersonation”.

After rewatching the game, I was able to get a little better feeling about it. Take a way the 2 bad 1st half fumbles and it wasn’t nearly as bad, but the question remains as to whether we can play cleaner or not. It is critical and Kubiak constantly preaches it, but still we look sloppy. Will the real (i.e. turnover free)Texans please stand up?

The Saints interior OL, however, flat out dominated up front. We had no answer for them at all. That’s disheartening, and I can only cling to the hope that it was either due to lack of effort or focus on our part or that the Saints have the best G-C-G in the league (which may be true).

It took the Astros 44 years to get to the Series, the Oilers-Texans are due to get to the big dance...Go Texans!!!!!

by oiler-texan diehard on Aug 23, 2010 8:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know if it was me or other people noticed.

but Spencer or Joel, doesn’t matter started going off about how Kareem missed a tackle. The odd thing was, the play that he mentioned him missing the tackle in was the one where he made a tackle…I dunno I could be wrong.

Earl Campbell is the perfect combination of assmass and weightspeed. - Papabear

by Schlauton on Aug 22, 2010 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Rivers said the same thing somewhere in this

and as a general rule of thumb…..Spencer and Joel are almost always wrong.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Aug 22, 2010 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah I know....

This gives me an idea, but someone else has to do it. Someone needs to just watch Kareem jackson for all his plays I wanna see some indepth analysis of his play!

Earl Campbell is the perfect combination of assmass and weightspeed. - Papabear

by Schlauton on Aug 22, 2010 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I watched the game twice....

Rivers will come back with his game tape post later, but what I saw from the Kareemsicle was encouraging. I thought he looked comfortable and smooth out there. Didn’t seem out of position and Drew Brees really didn’t pick on him….after seeing him in practice all week, so I feel encouraged.

That long pass Brees threw at him? Last year, that’s probably a pass interference, so he’s already an improvement.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Aug 22, 2010 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

The key question is

Did he dive at anyone’s ankles? Because I don’t want any corner playing for my team that is afraid to dive at ankles.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Aug 23, 2010 1:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

You wouldn't be saying that

if Andre busted his ankle on that one play where Tracy Porter dove for Andre’s ankle.

by Jordann on Aug 23, 2010 8:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Knee not ankle

"Why do you even ponder passing? I mean, you can take a knee and try a 56 yard field goal! This is not Detroit man, this is the Superbowl!" -- Paul Allen's call after Tracy Porter intercepted Brett Favre in NFCCG

by DrWhoDat on Aug 23, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

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