Community Projection: Kareem Jackson
The Texans, eschewing the advice of amateur draftniks and the BRB trust (notice I don't include the word "brain" in there) avoided selecting a nose tackle in the first round. We went to the draft hoping for Dan Williams and all we got was this CB the Texans think is ready to start from day one. If only someone had hated this pick with the passion of 1,000 burning suns...
Will Kareem Jackson successfully replace *snicker* Dunta Robinson? Will BRB settle on a nickname for him before the year is up? Is he going to be grabbing picks by the bushel, or will he be toasted by everyone on the schedule but Darius Heyward-Bey? How will he look over the course of the preseason? I don't even know; I'm writing this before game two happens.
Simply predict Jackson's regular season tackles, interceptions, and the total number of his forced fumbles, sacks, assists, and passes defensed. Additionally, as a tiebreaker, put down the number of tackles Bernard Pollard will have for the Texans at the end of the 2010 regular season. I'll list the weighted formula behind the jump so as to not bore you, but the person who is closest to these numbers will receive...something Texans-related as a prize, should they be around after the season to claim it. I can't tell you what the prize will be, both because it would ruin the surprise and because I'm just planning to make it something on sale and random at Amazon for the free shipping, but believe me when I tell you that it will change your life.
I'll try and run an average of what we come up with as well in a few days. If we were a baseball site, here's where I would include a player's CHONE and PECOTA and TATE systems, but to the best of my knowledge, there aren't really any companies doing that for free. Football Outsiders has a projection system, but they only predict individual defensive stats in their KUBIAK projections, which cost extra and so I'm assuming they don't want them leaked out. Last year, for reference, Glover Quin's combined FF/INT/ASSIST/PD number was 23, if you need a baseline on that.
Oh, and just to clear things up for me. Write "PROJECTION" as the subject of your actual projections. Thanks.
I'm going to stop accepting entries at 11:59 CT on Thursday, August 26th, so I don't have to refer back to this thread since I'm going to be putting everything in a spreadsheet. You have until then.
Real simple here, I'll just dock you a point off for every tackle, interception, and (FF/ASST/SACK/PD) you are off. Because of the lower nature of these numbers, I'll add an additional 5 points if you hit the number exactly. Lowest number of points off takes home the...whatever the hell it'll be. First tiebreaker will be whoever guessed closest to Pollard's tackles, second will be whoever was docked less on Jackson's tackles, third tiebreaker will be the person who makes less money than Jackson will this year**.
**-since all of you do, it'll be a coinflip.
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Projection
28 tackles
3 interceptions
1 forced fumble
0 sacks
7.5 assists
12 passes defensed.
TB: Pollard 115 tackles
And I clicked on the link
that leads to Tim’s post about him hating Cushing with the fire of a thousand suns and it reminded me how much I hated the pick too. But what I hated the most was reading the comments section filled with BRAIN CRUSHING!
I swear that’s the only time that dude posted. It was probably Cushing.
Funny how the word "brain" has been repeated so much here
since, Kareem’s adopted nickname on these here pages is Brain Freeze…
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
by Rip Jersey on Aug 24, 2010 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Projection
52 tackles
8 INT
2 FF
0 sacks
12 asst
14 PD’s
Pollard: 110 tackles
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Aug 24, 2010 9:57 AM CDT reply actions
Projection
35 Tackles
5 INTs
27 F/A/S/P
Pollard 112
Brain Freeze PROJECTIONS
tackles – 29
interceptions – 2
total number of his forced fumbles/sacks/assists/passes defensed – 22
tiebreaker, number of tackles by Bernard Pollard – 59
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
PROJECTIONS
Tackles 36
Interceptions 5
FF + SCKS + ASTS + PDs 27
Bernard Pollard has 108 tackles.
Bonus: We won’t come to an agreement on a nickname.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Projections
Tkl- 25
Int -4 with one returned for TD vs Colts
- 25
Pollard – 100
GO TEXANS!!!!
Our time will come...
PROJECTIONS
Tackles:49
Interceptions:2
FF/INT/ASSIST/PD:26
Pollard Total Tackles – 87
Projection
Tackles – 41
INT’s – 4
FF/ASST/SACK/PD – 28
Pollard – 99
It takes a big man to walk away, but a bigger man to break his freaking jaw!
PROJECTION
TKLs-35
INT-4
-27
Pollard-121
by ketchuppants7 on Aug 24, 2010 1:09 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Projection
Tackles—56
INT—2
FF/ASST/SACK/PD—24
Pollard—102
Projection
The titans fucking suck and VY can blow me
by AllenOU on Aug 24, 2010 1:20 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 3 recs
Good luck getting the smell of patron and baby oil off of your junk
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
by nolander on Aug 24, 2010 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
I got some tips from studdard
He said use tomatoes and vinegar
by AllenOU on Aug 24, 2010 2:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Good luck getting the smell of tomatoes and vinegar off of your junk
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
by nolander on Aug 24, 2010 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's the main issue
I guess I could rub a skunk on it or something.
I’ll deal with the stink if the texans make the playoffs
by AllenOU on Aug 24, 2010 3:27 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
hmmmm, suddenly I have the yearning for a salad for dinner tonight....
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Please, allow me to wreck this....
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Knock yourself out
Or should I say studdard yourself ??
by AllenOU on Aug 24, 2010 3:28 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
PROJECTION
Tackles: 45
Interceptions: 2
Fumbles/Sacks/Assists/Passes Defended: 8
Tiebreaker: Bernard Pollard Tackles: 91
Projection
Tackles: 33
Interceptions: 2
F/S/A/P: 20
Pollard: 107
by TexanSchmackDown on Aug 24, 2010 4:28 PM CDT reply actions
let's just shorten it and call him
ICE…that brotha is so cold!! oooh weeee!!!
Projection:
tackles: 48
Int: 5
F/S/A/P: 17
pollard: 101
Don't ask me! Ask Google, you dumb Yahoo!
Projection
Tackles: 41
PICKSSSSS: 3
F/S/A/P: 25
Pollard: 96
"Bite off more than you can chew. Then chew it."
PROJECTION
Tackles—44
INT—7
FF/ASST/SACK/PD—20
Pollard—89
PROJECTION
Tackles – 59
Ints – 5
FF/ASST/SACK/PD 28
Pollard – 118
meaningful football games in '08...MAKE THAT 09, okay 10, definitely 10..i am an excellent driver
Projection
Times each nickname will be used on BRB this year:
KrispyKareem – 106 times
Kareemsicle – 175 times
IceKareem – 297 times
projection
tackles- 42
Ints-5
FF/Asst/Sack/PD – 26
Pollard – 110
Projection
33 tackles
3 interceptions
26.5 FF/ASST/SACK/PD
Pollard – 88
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