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by Jordann on Aug 26, 2010 2:49 AM CDT
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PrintFootball season is almost in full swing. And what goes on during the football season besides bleach chugging?
If you answered "the new season of Dancing with the Stars", find the nearest pen and make sure stab your eyes out in two swift motions.
If you're a real fan and a real man, you would yell out "TAILGATING!"
And whats the best way stand out from the crowd while ensuring that you never have to fight your way to the ice chest?
Introducing the Beer Bandolier!
http://www.kegworks.com/product.php?productid=174760&cat=725&page=2
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Long necks with a bottle opener somewhere on the vest....
That’d be pretty flawless.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Longneck Holsters....that would cap the outfit for the win.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Aug 26, 2010 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Why do they not issue these with your season tickets.
A Texas Wannabe, born and raised in New Zealand. Currently located 7539 miles South west of Houston.
by distant_texans_fan on Aug 26, 2010 5:08 AM CDT reply actions
They should have some kind ticket package
where they give this out for free.
You should work for the Texans man, great idea!
because only the Lions do that
Winning season... Check. Higher expectation bar... big Check.
by BattleRedHusker on Aug 26, 2010 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions
My daughter saw this in a magazine...
the first thing she said was “daddy you could use that for football games”:) I’m so proud.
GO TEXANS!!!!
Our time will come...
She stayed up and watched the colts/packers games last night...
so she could talk about the game with the boys who are as she says" on the colts bandwagon" She said she gonna tell them to jump on the packers since they put 59 on the colts.
GO TEXANS!!!!
Our time will come...
by Texanmaniac on Aug 27, 2010 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions
You would have to drink REALLY REALLY fast to maintain proper cooloing.....
Ifit closed off both ends to stay cold, it would be a win.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
That's not exactly what I had in mind for a six-pack as I was pounding out my crunches
maybe that is the kind of six-pack bfd has always dreamed of, yeh. You know, the ladies love six-packs…
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
On second thought, this is just the thing I need at deer camp
Imagine waking up and getting ready to go out to the deer stand. Loading up and putting on your beer bandolier….seems like a natural part of the hunt.
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
Did you remember the ammo?
/reaches down, feels only beers/
DOH!
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 26, 2010 7:46 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
My very first though....modify my safety harness for my climbing stand
My only issue is this isn’t going to work very well in Houston most of the time. It’s too damn hot for the beer to stay cold.
"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair
note: the camo couzies and
what do you mean, too hot? You’re not drinking fast enough, lightweight!
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
There's nothing lightweight about me
Have you been outside lately? You almost have to shotgun a beer to keep it from getting to warm. It will be a little cooler come bow season in October…but it’s still likely to be hot enough to want your beer in the cooler.
"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair
Indeed it is.
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Which turns a great idea into FAIL.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Aug 26, 2010 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I Have A Koozie Belt
It’s a six-pack holder that can be clipped around your waist or across your chest like half a bandolier. It’s pretty sweet. Only complaint is that the beers can get warm if you’re not pounding ’em.
Related trivia: It was purchased out of a Coors Light catalog. By my mother. As a Christmas gift for me.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
2 questions...
1. Is your Mom single?
2. How would you like a new dad?
i would of course get you anything you want for xmas timmy… because thats what badass dads do.
Winning season... Check. Higher expectation bar... big Check.
by BattleRedHusker on Aug 26, 2010 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
Ha
1. Nope.
2. Nah, I’m good. I’ve grown somewhat attached to the one I’ve got throughout the years, despite the fact that he’s completely insane.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
Is he?
I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?
He roots for the Cowboys ?
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by CFHTim on Aug 26, 2010 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
That
And he met MDC in person….and liked him.
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
Dad Definitely Does Not Like The Cowboys
The Texans have driven him to the brink, though.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
So he fits right in then.
I'll eliminate you like I eliminate gluten from my diet.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Aug 26, 2010 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Indeed
He comments here from time to time.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...
/hums Family Tradition to himself
They get on me, wanna know
TIm, why do you blog? (to pass time!)
Why do you love Coors Light? (tastes like piss!)
Why does Zima make you love Casserly? (Scott’s not real!)
If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?
by Shake on Aug 26, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
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