Open Game Day Thread MK.II: Texans v. Cokeboys
by bigfatdrunk on Aug 28, 2010 8:29 PM CDT
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PrintThe good: We pretty much dominated the game on both sides of the ball. Appears that everybody is healthy. Jacoby Jones and Arian Foster are men among men. Andre Johnson plays at a different level than mere mortals.
The bad: Only 13-0. Struggled in the red zone. Screens are completely foreign concepts to our D. Is this the real Texans' D? Or was it the one against the Saints?
Finally: I like beer.
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fuck the cowturds
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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First half...
Looking good. Held’em to under 7 like I said.
So far, so good.
Okoye had a sack!!!!
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
Okoye had a sack!!!!
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
So important to note...
It got 2 posts consecutively!
This defense is doing exactly what I thought they'd do coming into this game
but I want to see how each first team comes out of the half.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Not when we've got in the red zone.. Smash mouth I what I want to see!!!
Those occassional Schab six strikes aren’t bad either!!!!
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
Anyone know how long the first D will Play?
As far as the Okoye posts!!!! Hey I always liked the kid…. It time the boy became a man!!!
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
No one's sure
3rd preseason game, so I would say at least a series…..some teams have played their starters into the 4th.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Romo 9/12, 110 yards is the only part that scares me on D
can’t even begin to imagine what Payton would do to our pass D
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
Half of that on two plays
One in prevent, one when Jackson missed a tackle.
Breathe.
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by riversmccown on Aug 28, 2010 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
It's gonna be hard for Peyton to do anything when he's flat on his back!!!
Ask the guys at Green Bay!!!
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TDC
If we need a thread for the 4th, it’s on you.
I think we’ll be OK, though.
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Cool, thanks!
Been up since 5:30. Was a rough morning in the bfd household.
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Hey BFD--- What we saw in this First Half of this one
Is what I wanna see ALLLLLL SEASON LONG!!!!
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Ryan Mattehws
can suck it
living the Texas dream
by Joe25 on Aug 28, 2010 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Hope we get to see Jerimiah Johnson tonight....
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
This Foster is a Godsend!!
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
i am on this Foster bandwagon
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Starters on bench plz.
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Smith made that takle possible for the Cowboys!
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
I love that the offense is still moving the ball
No more one good half, one bad half crap.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Kevin Walter has been quiet tonight..
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holy balls....
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loves some jj(2)
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BRING OUT THE PELTS
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That was pretty
Who dat, from a cajun exiled to cowboy country.
by alcoholic_insight on Aug 28, 2010 8:43 PM CDT reply actions
Awesom
I have a man crush on Johnson after that run
And then he runs horizontal. Damn
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no
we see a TD here.
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Red zone passing game
Is not your friend.
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Great Duane
I have been singing your praises all night and you completely got beat.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Durga be Praised
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I think teh Schaub....
doesn’t like the redzone play calling either.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
good enough?
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Run D DAMN BALL>>>>
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FOSTER
Has just been effing great tonight
by WhiskeyR on Aug 28, 2010 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Mr. Foster I presume....
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
So was the Romo pitch fumble
Take it however you can get it.
Duane Brown, you got lucky.
"Lord, beer me strength."
every team
can use a little luck sometimes
by somebodysfather on Aug 28, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm kinda disappointed in Foster's bowing celebration
I want some more pterodactyl-themed antics.
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Juh?
He clearly clasped the hands and motioned down.
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by riversmccown on Aug 28, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
eh
I can’t read. Saw bowling for some reason.
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by HoustonTransplant on Aug 28, 2010 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
MAYBE HE SHOULD SET THE BALL ON FIRE LIKE HENDRIX!!!!
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
I'll take luck if that makes the other guy unlucky....EVERYTIME!!!! HA!!
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yeah
an injury at this point would lessen my love of beating Cows
by somebodysfather on Aug 28, 2010 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
SHIT NO... POUND THOSE COWBITCHES!!!!
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It's good to actually be winning the turnover battle.
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Almost even I believe
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
* against a good team.
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by riversmccown on Aug 28, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Lets not speak about that too soon...
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The special team....
returns are scaring me. Too many yards allowed.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
Always looks like....
one missed tackle from a home run return.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
But it was a super intense missed tackle.
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by riversmccown on Aug 28, 2010 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
ok bs..
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GLOVER QUIN NEVER ALLOWS TDS
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by riversmccown on Aug 28, 2010 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
def holding
is THAT why Quin’s never given up a TD?
by somebodysfather on Aug 28, 2010 8:54 PM CDT reply actions
oh yea... i totally see the P.I. now...
(note the sarcasm…)
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That's 3 on Quinn tonight...may be the reason
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
Glover Quin picking up his 3rd penalty
That’s not the Dunta replacement I need.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Atleast 2 were BS
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
by kaizer on Aug 28, 2010 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
jerry jones called the refs
‘you know i pay you too fucking much to let me lose’
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by Kiratomi on Aug 28, 2010 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Sorry Glover-- Cushing
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
They Want To Get Cush as Ready as Possible Before They Lose Him
But what about the guy who comes in in his stead? Doesn’t he need times vs. 1’s?
by somebodysfather on Aug 28, 2010 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Getting a little sloppy defensively
D needs to pick it up cause only Amobi’s done anything in the half…..
"Lord, beer me strength."
We Need to Push that Pass Rush Right Now...
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
Great Teams Know How to Closeout and Finish...
We should keep our first as long as they keep their firsts… Bring home that govenors cup…
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
Where's Demeco!
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
Frenchy to McCain
How did you read that?!
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by HoustonTransplant on Aug 28, 2010 8:58 PM CDT reply actions
Is it me...
Or are we pressing more on the corners?
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I couldn't see numbers....
but the CB at the top of the screen sure did get close.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
Egh
Told you I was worried about Jackson inside.
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Another Romo fumbled snap
He is in prime postseason form.
by WhiskeyR on Aug 28, 2010 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
BARWIN SACK
kind of… lol
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where's the holding flag that time?
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by HoustonTransplant on Aug 28, 2010 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Slow as hell... Maybe he rode the short bus?
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He tweets harder than he plays.
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by riversmccown on Aug 28, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Correction...................Redzone Romo is confused
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Ya mean....
our defense is confusing people.
Did you see Romo trying to point out our defense to his O-line and RB’s.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
KAREEM!
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Kudos to Pollard on that one
Great breakup.
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by riversmccown on Aug 28, 2010 9:05 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
That was beautiful!
Who dat, from a cajun exiled to cowboy country.
by alcoholic_insight on Aug 28, 2010 9:05 PM CDT reply actions
That was Pollard's play
Beautiful.
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and a nice INT return too..
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
KAREEM! A CB who can catch!
"Lord, beer me strength."
by TexansDC on Aug 28, 2010 9:05 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Dear Texans Coaching Staff
Please remove our starters. NOW. Dammit.
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HAHAHA KJ steps up.
dunta missed one exactly like that against the tits last yr
KP
Okay Lets sit Foster and bring in JJ
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by TEXSON on Aug 28, 2010 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Foster > 100 yards now
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Throw this game out imo.....Cowboys didn't even show up.
We dominate bad teams…..nothing new here.
Nice to see but that ass kicking in NO still makes me think good teams will own us.
"An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
What happens when an unstoppable force meets three defensive players? THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpWqMqrZwTU
by TexansForever on Aug 28, 2010 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Wish I could rec a million times
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Let me help
Our lesbian Houston mayor won a football bet.
Does that help with your perspective?
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by bigfatdrunk on Aug 28, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Yeah... but who cares?
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Until the regular season?
Not me.
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Cowturd offense....
isn’t the only thing confused….looks like the D is too.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
Can anyone answer this....
I am wondering this as well.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
I don't think we're going to show them much right now
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I'm not concerned yet
But I will be if this keeps happening in the regular season.
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by riversmccown on Aug 28, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
think they're experimenting?
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by HoustonTransplant on Aug 28, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
trying to find a kicker?
maybe doing it purposely so we HAVE to go for a field goal to narrow the decision down?
Nothing but Wideouts
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ahem
“kicking competition”
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by HoustonTransplant on Aug 28, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Johnson!! Johnson!!!
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
Very nice slide by Schaub to save injury
in a regular season game, he’d go for the TD
by goingforthecorner on Aug 28, 2010 9:08 PM CDT reply actions
Yeah
I felt my nether regions tighten up a bit once he crossed the line of scrimmage
by somebodysfather on Aug 28, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
not with the score readiing 20-0
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
I guess we will decide our Kicking battle for tuesday's cut... Bye Kris!!!
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
How many times in the redzone....
and we only have 2 TD’s?
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
You are correct
We better get this corrected and quickly.
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23-0
Some stuff to work on, but I like what I see today. They are giving effort…..funny how that improves performance.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Yeah im glad that they are.
I know it’s just the pre-season but I really wanna see them put some effort
alright
time to make kitna look like an allstar?
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by HoustonTransplant on Aug 28, 2010 9:11 PM CDT reply actions
Sharrick McManus
seems to be finding a place on our ST
by somebodysfather on Aug 28, 2010 9:12 PM CDT reply actions
And downhill from here
Jon Kitna?
Holy crap.
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Second team out
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yea i agree...
no effing clue….
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Thanks TDC
playing with 2s? Wow. We’re injury thin at LB….
by somebodysfather on Aug 28, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes
Yes we are.
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by riversmccown on Aug 28, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
is it sims
that is all butthurt and making excuses for the cowboys?
Hey where will Wade Phillips be hired after this season?
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Redzone Romo strikes again!!!
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yay for a shatner sitcom!
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by HoustonTransplant on Aug 28, 2010 9:14 PM CDT reply actions
and an original name lol
He thought the wind generated by his bat would carry the ball out of the park. --Braves fan comments on Ryan Howard's 0-7, 5K night vs HOU
by RocketsAstros on Aug 28, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Kitna is as bad as Orlosky
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
Did Okam or EMFM get any snaps with 1s?
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
TDC
Going to start a 4Q thread. Post game is yours.
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if the cowboys
didnt put any time into preparing for the texans, shouldnt they be more solid in their fundamentals? These guys should be sharper with their alighnments and play calls, not eradict. Texans are just lining up and beating the man in front of them.
Don't let bfd here you say that....
he takes great delight in bursting happy balloons.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
JJ needs new shoes..
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
and to sit on the bench till week 1 lol
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he needs to quit going east-west
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by HoustonTransplant on Aug 28, 2010 9:18 PM CDT reply actions
Quit dancing and run!
He had a HUGE hole right in front of him and tried to go for the corner. WTF?!
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
He is a rookie for all practical purposes
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No JJ needs to run north and south.... not east and west... One cut North and South
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Final quarter thread up!
And I insult people!
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