Open Game Day Thread MK.4Q: Texans v. Cokeboys
by bigfatdrunk on Aug 28, 2010 9:19 PM CDT
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PrintIt looks like the second and third teamers are in the game. Texans have looked downright powerful tonight, but it is the preseason. But, to be honest, I think Rip Jersey and TEXSON could play offensive line for the Cokeboys. And combined? Those two are like 813 years old. So there's that.
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813 years old?
In their prime!!
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Aug 28, 2010 9:20 PM CDT reply actions
May be old but not dead....
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
glad to see starters sitting down.
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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of course
they interview teh homo
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Aug 28, 2010 9:21 PM CDT reply actions
That loud POP....
you just heard was bfd popping all our happy balloons.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
What gave you SO much trouble tonight....
UUM EVERYTHING!
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
I would love some tamales right about now.
nom nom nom nom
by Jordann on Aug 28, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Tamale/
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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Scurfield
“Arian Foster now has 18 carries for 110 yards and a TD. First Texans RB ever to go over 100 yards in a preseason game”
BIGGEST PRESEASON GAME IN FRANCHISE HISTORY!
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
barber
Nolan 33 I think
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by HoustonTransplant on Aug 28, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
omg *sarcasm*
they gonna make a comeback!
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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mcmannis
gave up a td to kitna
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Aug 28, 2010 9:27 PM CDT reply actions
He makes ME look like a fuzzy bunny.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
you've been Hef-fed haven't you
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Aug 28, 2010 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I feel sorry for Chris Henry
He has to run behind Chris White and Kasey Studdard.
"Lord, beer me strength."
chris henry fail
probably line fault but I’m sticking on the jeremiah for RB 3
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Aug 28, 2010 9:33 PM CDT reply actions
Get Henry out of the Game Pleeeezzeee!!!
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
very interesting play
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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That was actually a pretty good throw
Casey has impressed.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
Casey bails him out..
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
holy crap
running for his life bootleg to Thor
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Aug 28, 2010 9:33 PM CDT reply actions
So how are ya’lls livers this evening
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by Jonathan Loesche on Aug 28, 2010 9:35 PM CDT reply actions
Mine's fine....
until bfd starts trying to be a “realist”.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
Enjoying the alcohol
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
My HMO Told Me
I didn’t need a liver
by somebodysfather on Aug 28, 2010 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Killing it!
Wait, I think that’s bad.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
Hell no, at least your offense didn’t manage just 6 points vs fucking tampa
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by Jonathan Loesche on Aug 28, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Yea, but Tampa’s best player on D is Ronde Barber, and he’s at least 100
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by Jonathan Loesche on Aug 28, 2010 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yep
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by Jonathan Loesche on Aug 28, 2010 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
pretty much indifferent to how the game goes
Wow, that was awesome! I need a drink to celebrate
Wow, that was shit! I need a drink to make up for it
Wow, that was mediocre! I need a drink because I’m bored.
by killtacular on Aug 28, 2010 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
aaron rodgers is the boogeyman
scaring the shit out of everyone in the NFL. He showed the Colts why on Thursday
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Aug 28, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Garrard threw a 100 yard pick 6 and things didn’t get much better from there
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by Jonathan Loesche on Aug 28, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Never fear
Luke McCown is on the case!
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Aug 28, 2010 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
This may well be true
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by Jonathan Loesche on Aug 28, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope we still pick up a QB after Tuesday
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
Commentators saying....
Haynesworth has PRIDE!!!! LMFAO!
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
Martellus has picked up a gut since his playing days at A&M.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
First-team punter Matt Turk
is still in the game well into the fourth quarter. Is head coach Gary Kubiak giving him extra looks for better experience (he’s only 40. Still a few concepts he’s grasping about this offense) or could this be a terrible ill-begotten move by the sometimes questionable coach?
"Bite off more than you can chew. Then chew it."
by pvavocalist on Aug 28, 2010 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
12 seconds!
WOO lol
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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missing that glorious hair ain't ya
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by HoustonTransplant on Aug 28, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Probably hard to see him now that he no longer has his hair
If you need a glorious head of hair to worship, there’s always Charlie Whitehurst A.K.A. Clipboard Jesus over in Seattle
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Aug 29, 2010 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Is that why Texans stuck with him so long....
he at least looked good when he was flat on his back?
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
You are mistaken sir..
His hair looked so good that even the ground rose to touch it..
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
by kaizer on Aug 28, 2010 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
No Dallas is just that sorry...
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
unpossible!
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Aug 28, 2010 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
didn't you hear
they’re going to the SB!
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Aug 28, 2010 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, it's easy to buy tickets for it when you play there
I hear they already bought all the field level luxury boxes. They’ll have the third best view possible, easily ranked behind both sidelines
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Aug 29, 2010 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions
It pains me as a Longhorn fan
But neither Studdard or Okam are good enough for this team. Every chance in the world to win their jobs, and they look like dookus.
by somebodysfather on Aug 28, 2010 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Tuesday is first cuts don't be too sure yet!!
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
if directtv did a commercial like that for Texans
Think it would be the Titans? or is that too close to home?
I am Sancho
by HoustonTransplant on Aug 28, 2010 9:45 PM CDT reply actions
The Texans
are doing an awesome job tonight. Now is the time for Kubiak. You guys are really good.
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Aug 28, 2010 9:46 PM CDT reply actions
After week 14 if they are playing like this then I will agree with you...
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
Look at all the excuses Phil Simms is making for Dallas
Dude…..stop covering for them. This team isn’t as good as people thought. That offensive line is garbage.
"Lord, beer me strength."
Absolutely
Come on Simms, you’re a GIANT for heck’s sake. Screw the Cowgirls. When I served my Mormon mission in El Paso, it made me mad that everyone had Cowboys garb. Incidentally, I like the Mavs though. As far as owners go. Mark Cuban>>>>>>>>>Jerry Jones. He’s an Arkansan, not a true Texan at all. Scumbag rat
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Aug 28, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Right DC- Nothing like NO.....and CBS predicts dallas to win its division?
Yet the Texans don’t make the playoffs? Oh boy!!!
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
CBS is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ABC
but after 4 straight games of Dallas imploding in the red zone and along the OL……it’s time for people to recognize that that team isn’t as strong as people think. They need work.
"Lord, beer me strength."
The Cokeboys looked a lot like the 2005 Texans out there
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Aug 29, 2010 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Hey BP
A better idea would be not reminding me that you exist.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Aug 28, 2010 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
+1
Who dat, from a cajun exiled to cowboy country.
by alcoholic_insight on Aug 28, 2010 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
OT..
Did Kerry Collins start for Tits today?
Assmass alone does not a NT make.
The perfect way
to end a magnificent day is seeing someone kneel in victory formation against the Cowgirls, unless, of course it’s the Faiders (Raiders) Dolts (Chargers) or Queefs (Chiefs) doing it to thoem
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Aug 28, 2010 9:51 PM CDT reply actions
Boring Finish
Just one time I would love to see a QB set up the kneel and throw a bomb for a score.
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
Against
the Cowboys, it would be marvelous. The heck with Jerry Jones and his monument to himself
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Aug 28, 2010 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
DanO
looking like he knows what he’s doing in Victory Form
by somebodysfather on Aug 28, 2010 9:52 PM CDT reply actions
Phyllis Simms is a fudging Panty Waste
former NFL player or not…the dude has had a sex change and now has a Vagina and for some reason he inhales cowboy penis!
by Hangbok on Aug 28, 2010 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Needs to spend more time with his son and maybe he could get a starting job
Doin stuff so nasty that you have to do it twice to confirm the level of nasty!!
Someone on Facebook....
just posted "The COWBOYS will be just fine!!!!! Just one of those days when nothing goes right!!!!
PUFF, PUFF, PASS MoFo!
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
don't you know?
If you deny it it never happened.
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Aug 28, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that how it works?
Well they do the same thing for Aikman’s first season….ya know, the one where they went 1-16.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
How the hell do you go 1-16?
That must be some potent stuff you puffing on
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
by The Night Owl on Aug 29, 2010 12:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Typing fail!
Thanks for the catch of that….and it was pretty powerful stuff….my wife was sitting next to me and…..well I’ll let your imagination do the rest.
And now for the correction….that would be 1-15.
Just my $.02
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
HAHAHA!
First, pass it here.
Second, I’m so glad I root for the Texans and not those scrubs. There, give you warm fuzzies yet???
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
Gary Kubiak
: we’re fixin’ to have a good season. Spoken like a true Texan!
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Aug 28, 2010 9:53 PM CDT reply actions
he forgot to say
“I tell you what” at then end.
Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.
by NoSafetiesNeeded on Aug 28, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Helluva game.
Let’s see something similar in week three.
Cheers.
Who dat, from a cajun exiled to cowboy country.
by alcoholic_insight on Aug 28, 2010 9:56 PM CDT reply actions
Molden
Maybe I missed something, but awhile ago on this site (~8/3) it was projected that Molden would be a starter at CB. Considering how badly Quinn did and that I never found him too capable, why in the hell did Molden not see a few reps with the first team tonight? How did he do with the leftovers? Bad camp? Maybe he’s injured but I haven’t heard that.
I think we've had hopes
But I don’t think anybody thinks Molden is starter capable just yet.
And your nym still kills me!
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
by bigfatdrunk on Aug 28, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
BTW BFD
I am glad my catchy MK. system has become the new standard
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
Heh
Dad was on an ASW frigate, so nautical terms are natural.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
by bigfatdrunk on Aug 28, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
So
I came by late obviously but the Texans hold the Cowboys to 239 net offensive yards. Isn’t the Cowboys offense supposed to be good? Guess not. When they play real teams they’ll shrivel like the pansywaists they are. The Giants, Skins and Eagles will all be way good. Sorry, Metroplex, we’ll have to wait for my Mavs to do well in the postseason.
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Aug 28, 2010 9:58 PM CDT reply actions
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