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Community Projection: Andre Johnson

Andre Johnson, a wide receiver for the ages, added on to his legacy last season by leading the NFL in receiving yards for the second straight year, something no one had done since Jerry Rice. After a rough start on Revis Island, Johnson turned it on the rest of the year and dominated his defenders. Particularly if they were wearing Arizona Cardinals jerseys. It could have been a better year, which feels weird to say, if Johnson had just held on to more balls. His catch percentage dropped from a decent 67% in 2008 to a hard-to-look-at-and-figure-out-how-he-won-the-receiving-yards-crown of 59%. Will this rebound, or has Andre Johnson become a deep threat first and foremost? This is what we ask you, the reader, to decide.

Will Andre Johnson lead the league in receiving yards again? Will age hit him like a sack of bricks as Jakespeare runs all over defense? Will Johnson catch the crazy wide receiver disease that is so prevalent in the NFL today and moon someone after he scores a touchdown? Will touching Andre Johnson actually send someone to the moon this year? If it did, would Andre be benevolent and bring him back, or would he let the poor defensive back suffer? 

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to predict the regular season statistical line of Andre Johnson: receiving yards, receiving touchdowns, and catch rate percentage. As a tiebreaker, you'll list which Texans receiver will finish with the second-most receptions on the team in 2010. Could be Jacoby Jones, could be Kevin Walter, could be Owen Daniels, could even be Andre Johnson. Your choice. I'll list the weighted formula behind the jump so as to not bore you, but the person who is closest to these numbers will receive...something Texans-related as a prize, should they be around after the season to claim it. I can't tell you what the prize will be, both because it would ruin the surprise and because I'm just planning to make it something on sale and random at Amazon for the free shipping, but believe me when I tell you that it will change your life.

I'll try and run an average of what we come up with as well in a few days. If we were a baseball site, here's where I would include a player's CHONE and PECOTA and BARTMAN systems, but to the best of my knowledge, there aren't really any companies doing that for free. Football Outsiders has a projection system, and they've predicted Andre Johnson's catch rate as 60% next year. So perhaps that will be a helpful barometer of things for you.

Oh, and just to clear things up for me. Write "PROJECTION" as the subject of your actual projections. Thanks.

I'm going to stop accepting entries at 11:59 PM CT on Thursday, August 5th, so I don't have to refer back to this thread since I'm going to be putting everything in a spreadsheet. You have until then.

 

Star-divide

Real simple here, I'll just dock you a point off for every touchdown and percentage point of catch rate you are off, and then an additional point will be docked for every 25 yards receiving you are off. Lowest number of points off takes home the...whatever the hell it'll be. First tiebreaker will be the correct wide receiver, second tiebreaker will be whoever was docked less on rushing yards, third tiebreaker will be whoever I like most.**

**-since I'm indifferent to you all, it'll be a coinflip.

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PROJECTION

I’ll tack on catch percentage when I figure out what it is, exactly.

1375 yards
14 TDs

Tiebreaker: Kevin Walter

by krkenney on Aug 3, 2010 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Percentage of balls intended for the receiver that were caught.

FO has them for every receiver in the league here, and you can go back and look at other years if you want.

Most receivers fall between 55% as a low and 75% as a high. Darrius Heyward-Bey, of course, makes his own rules.

by riversmccown on Aug 3, 2010 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'll do a high 70%.

I think the running game is going to help this out tremendously.

by krkenney on Aug 3, 2010 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Projection

1600 yards
11 Touchdowns
62% Catch Percentage

Tiebreaker:THOR!!! hahahaha just kidding. Actually, it’ll be Owen Daniels (but he won’t get paid next year)

"Bite off more than you can chew. Then chew it."

by pvavocalist on Aug 3, 2010 10:32 AM CDT reply actions  

Projection

1560 yards
13 TD’s
69% catch rate(which sounds like some kind of warning scale for hookers)

Tiebraker: Walter

extra credit: 18 plays that were so ungodly amazing I will J in my P’s.

"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair

by papabear on Aug 3, 2010 10:49 AM CDT reply actions  

PROJECTION

1283 yards
12 TDs
70% catch percentage
Jakespeare for tiebreaker
 

Assmass alone does not a NT make.

by kaizer on Aug 3, 2010 10:58 AM CDT reply actions  

PROJECTION

1380 yds
9 TDs
55% catch rate (I predict Schaub will throw his way about 190 times and AJ will have 105 catches)
Tiebreaker: Jacoby Jones(I’m hoping that he becomes more than just a deep threat and gets a lot more outs or screens called his way so that he can show-case some of that open-field speed)

by ChadillacSHSU on Aug 3, 2010 11:00 AM CDT reply actions  

1,560 yards which gives him an unprecedented 3 straight season of 1,500 yards and 3 straight season of leading the league in yards.

11 TDs which would be a career high

72% catch percentage

Tiebreaker: Most receptions? If it is catches then I’ll say….OD.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Aug 3, 2010 11:10 AM CDT reply actions  

PROJECTION

Forgot about that.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Aug 3, 2010 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Projection

1290 yards
9 TDs
68 %
OD

by OB1Bud2 on Aug 3, 2010 11:16 AM CDT reply actions  

Projection

1450 yards
12 TDs
65% CRP

Dickerson

by NWestTexan on Aug 3, 2010 11:20 AM CDT reply actions  

Projection

1375 yards
11 TDs
65 % CP

Walter

by Texans-4-life on Aug 3, 2010 11:28 AM CDT reply actions  

PROJECTION

1561 Yds / 12 TDs / 73%

Tibreaker – DA (out on a limb!)

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Aug 3, 2010 11:57 AM CDT reply actions  

That is a short limb

Earl Campbell is the perfect combination of assmass and weightspeed. - Papabear

by Schlauton on Aug 3, 2010 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

But a damn funny one

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Aug 4, 2010 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh I get it...both of you, LOL!

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Aug 4, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Projection

1620 yds
11 TDs
64.8943%

Tiebreaker…..
Slaton! muahahahha

by TexansPride on Aug 3, 2010 11:59 AM CDT reply actions  

PROJECTION

1433 yards
8 touchdowns
66%
Tiebreaker: Walter

by riversmccown on Aug 3, 2010 12:44 PM CDT reply actions  

PROJECTION

1,150,279 YARDS
321 TD’s
110%
Tiebreaker: Walter

hCG levels within acceptable range.

by LoneSpot on Aug 3, 2010 1:51 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

alot of walters and jacoby

picks as tiebreakers. ya’ll thinking OD doesnt recover right? he would of had the second most catches last year.

by ketchuppants7 on Aug 3, 2010 1:57 PM CDT reply actions  

the hope is that he's back by week 1

Even if he meets that schedule, he’s not likely to be able to jump right in at the same level he was pre-injury. That combined with the fact that there’s other TE’s on the roster who should take a few balls away from him leads me to think that OD is not likely to match his previous output.

"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair

by papabear on Aug 3, 2010 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't be surprised if OD is on the PUP for the first 6 games.

The mysterious “setback” that Mortensen reported doesn’t bode well, and given the number of options we have behind Daniels, the team isn’t going to rush him back if they don’t have to.

by krkenney on Aug 3, 2010 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

To me the setback wasn't that big of a deal

I may have been wrong, but I always thought the hope was that he would be back by week one, and that he was ahead of schedule. Setbacks are a part of the rehab process…which is why I don’t know why the call them set backs. Everything I have heard is that he is still on track for that week one time frame.I think everyone is just very sensitive when it comes to injuries this time of year. Mario getting an injection for swelling wouldn’t even cause a ripple mid-season…yet it’s been one the big story lines lately.

You are right about rushing him back though. There’s no need.

"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair

by papabear on Aug 3, 2010 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

PROJECTION

1,482 yards
9 TDs
67% CR

Tiebraker: Dreesen

Daryl Morey's number one fanboy

by xNevermind on Aug 3, 2010 3:14 PM CDT reply actions  

A bit of a downer year...in terms of yardage.

PROJECTION
1,267
10 TD
68%

Tiebreaker: Kevin Walter
OD is coming back from an injury, and I don’t trust Jacoby yet.

Earl Campbell is the perfect combination of assmass and weightspeed. - Papabear

by Schlauton on Aug 3, 2010 5:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Projections

1246 yds
9 tds
catch rate: 62%

Tiebraker: Bonecrusher: Just because he can!!!! Barks

Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Aug 3, 2010 5:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Projection

1550 Yards receiving (which I could be wrong but isn’t that 3 years in a row with 1500 yards?)
12 TDs
Catch Rate 67%

Tiebreaker: Owen Daniels.. I think he only played 8 games last year and was either 2nd or 3rd in receiving. Again I could be wrong. But I like living on the edge.

"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"

by BabyBeezy03 on Aug 3, 2010 7:05 PM CDT reply actions  

think you're right, and I think it might have never been done before...

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Aug 3, 2010 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good think to look forward to. He could get some serious recognition.

And make some Houston fans as cheerful as a little school girl

"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"

by BabyBeezy03 on Aug 3, 2010 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

*thing*

"Do you ever feel more like you do now then when you got there?"

by BabyBeezy03 on Aug 3, 2010 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Considering only AJ and Starvin' Marvin are the only guys to do it twice.

I think it’s safe to say AJ would be the only one to do it thrice.

by krkenney on Aug 3, 2010 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup…

He and Jerry Rice are the only 2 to lead the league in consecutive years
He and Marvin are the only 2 to 1,500 in consecutive years……

Next year? Andre is the only one to do both thrice. Beledat.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Aug 3, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Do I smell some DWTS cookin' next off-season?

AJ…show us your moves!

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Aug 3, 2010 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would not mind that...but AFTER he retires.

Earl Campbell is the perfect combination of assmass and weightspeed. - Papabear

by Schlauton on Aug 4, 2010 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

I would mind that

because that means the show will still be on the air in 20 years when AJ is finally tired of winning super bowls.

"Well, at least our players kept their helmets on, so that showed some intelligence"-Bob McNair

by papabear on Aug 4, 2010 8:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Projection

1498 Yards
14 TDs
71% catch rate

Tiebreaker: G²

How do you like dem apples

I am Sancho

by HoustonTransplant on Aug 4, 2010 12:47 AM CDT reply actions  

Projection

1368 yds.
11 TD’s
66% catch rate
Tiebreaker: Kevin Walter

by Ryan81 on Aug 4, 2010 12:52 AM CDT reply actions  

Welcome, Ryan81

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Aug 4, 2010 8:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Projection

1613 yds
15 td’s
64% catch rate
tie breaker: Owen Daniels

Oh yeah, he’s gonna earn that raise. (Not that he hasn’t but with those numbers who’s gonna argue he deserves more)

by Ivan A on Aug 4, 2010 2:31 AM CDT reply actions  

Projection

Long time listener.. First time caller.. Except the internet equivalent of that,,,

1504 yds
11 TD’s
68% Catch Rate
TieBraker: Jakespeare

by D-Higs on Aug 4, 2010 3:06 AM CDT reply actions  

Welcome, D-Higs

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Aug 4, 2010 8:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Projection

1175 yds
15 TD’s
71%
Tiebreaker….little hands man( as he’s known around my house, cuz his hands are smaller than my daughters)

Jacoby Jones

GO TEXANS!!!!

Our time will come...

by Texanmaniac on Aug 4, 2010 8:34 AM CDT reply actions  

PROJECTION

1640 YARDS
13 TDS
70%
Tiebreaker – Owen Daniels – he’s got the bees knees.

meaningful football games in '08...MAKE THAT 09, okay 10, definitely 10..i am an excellent driver

by do on Aug 4, 2010 2:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Welcome do!

I suppose if all of the stars, moons and planets align it could be possible, but what are the chances of that?

by Rip Jersey on Aug 4, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

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